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It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself. Home About me: 38 (ish), gay, libertarian. Somewhere. Out there... What the heck is The Daily Slap? E-Mail Me Please note: I love receiving e-mails from anyone, as long as you're not a snotty prick. If you're a snotty prick, feel free to send an e-mail, but plan on being mocked on my site. Thanks! --Rob Links open in new windows Search Bent! Slap of the Month Winners: Jan 2005: Jamie Bamber Feb 2005: Nick Beyeler Mar 2005: Josh Wald Apr 2005: Jeremy Bloom Apr 2005: Brent van Zandt May 2005: Rusty Joiner Jun 2005: Chris Evans Jul 2005: Raoul Bova Aug 2005: David Beckham Sep 2005: Wentworth Miller Oct 2005: Brodie Croyle Nov 2005: Removed by request... 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October 14, 2007 Slap! - Jake Gyllenhaal Category: The Daily Slap For my first Slap back, I'm going with the request of KD (I think it was KD?) who asked that I Slap Jake Gyllenhaal. Well, Jake is absolutely one of my all-time favorites, and he hasn't had a good hard Slap in nearly three years. And since there were some really good pics that hadn't made it in the first time, I thought he was a great choice! Most of you probably know Jake from his fabulous role as Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain. I can't believe there's anyone out there who hasn't seen it, but if not, hie thee hence to Netflix and rent it!! There was a rumor floating around out there recently that Jake was "going to come out". I never heard that he did so, but what a lovely idea. So if you know anything tell us - or e-mail me (yes, the link works again ). I promise to keep whatever secrets I learn. Enjoy! More Jake Gyllenhaal Sunday October 14, 2007 - 20:51 | Permalink | Speak! [20] Comments Woof! anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51 He really is getting better looking as he get older. Personally I like his bearded look better than the clean shaven boy next door look. Does anyone think he'd be as fameous if he hadn't played gay? (and before everybody starts saying "what do you mean PLAYED gay? - lets remember MOST PERCEPTIONS ARE PROJECTIONS!) Scott | 2011-05-09 21:51 Another example of why men should NOT shave their bodies. I feel moist. I am happy. Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51 yes, he is getting better with age. dae | 2011-05-09 21:51 Show/Hide More Comments... Wouldn't it be great if Jake was the next love interest for Kevin on Brothers & Sisters? pm | 2011-05-09 21:51 The perfect man. Sigh... Jay | 2011-05-09 21:51 I do admire a handsome man and Jake stands apart from the rest.He has been on the top of my list since i can remember.Yes there's plenty of beautiful men out there but Jake is something else.Playing gay?Why does that even have to be an issue?He played a character in a film,doesn't mean anything one way or another.And he was famous before that and would have been regardless.And youre right hotter as he gets older just like Jensen Ackles (woof). john | 2011-05-09 21:51 Jake has gotten hotter as he has gotten older. I don't particularly care for the closely-cropped Jarhead look, but his body was particularly buff, wasn't it? The scruffy or semi-bearded look words for him. Edward | 2011-05-09 21:51 I'm in that rare minority that just doesn't get too excited about Jake. He does seem like a very nice and respectable guy, though, which is saying a lot for a Hollywood actor. JK | 2011-05-09 21:51 I thank God every day for Jake Gyllenhaal. He makes me feel like a giddy 14 yeard old girl, and it's invigorating. And he just gets better (and hairier!) with age. Just yummy. bron | 2011-05-09 21:51 THANK YOU!!!! anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51 "Hie thee hence"??? My goodness, how posh! But great slap! eeuropean2000 | 2011-05-09 21:51 Best.Slap.Ever. Retire the trophy now. sam | 2011-05-09 21:51 Okay.. I know I am going against the NORM here... but isn't Jake just a little overrated ?? Never could see the appeal. I love a handsome man, hairy chest... but Jake has never done it for me... How about reslaping Nick Beyler!! Bleu | 2011-05-09 21:51 Sorry Chris (Evans) and Jamie (Bamber) but Jake comes out ahead in my book. It's not just the eyes and bod, but the goofy smile and personality. Nick who? coop | 2011-05-09 21:51 I was disappointed that the nude shot from Brokeback Mountain was not included in the slap. He is one of the hottest around, and appears to be a great gut, too. His appearance on SNL was one of the best in the history of the show. KCChieffan | 2011-05-09 21:51 A great guy, that is. I just wish I had his gut (or lack of one). KCChieffan | 2011-05-09 21:51 This is such a great set - well done, you deserve an award for compiling the ultimate Gyllen-fest. Aidan - UK | 2011-05-09 21:51 He's sooooo beautiful... Yon | 2011-05-09 21:51 Not a good sign if it looks like you have a pussy when you wear bicycle shorts. Sean Hannity | 2011-05-09 21:51 "Thanks for showing "gay" can be sexy, funny, intelligent, and fun without being obscene." -- Bob "Thank you for this wonderful, smutty site." -- Ben "You are the messiah that brings lights into the dark watches of the human night!" -- Jalal "You'll get whatever marvellous there is in a world to come just by offering us these paradise visions..." -- RIC "...you are a true humanitarian." -- Rich "It's good to be Bent!" -- Dave "Smooth, blond boys? 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