It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself.
Today, in honor of the fact that I'm visiting my friend Juicy, I'm opening the floor to a guest Slap by my host. For today's victim Juicy has selected someone requested by Bax quite some time ago. But I'm gonna let Juicy tell you all about it:
Hello boys… Following the somewhat raucous revolt over James Blunt’s Slap of yesterday, I believe we have been called to once again return to the juicy (pun intended) center for which Bent has become known: down-home, big smile, smooth, hot ‘n tasty yumminess. I believe a few heaping spoonfuls of Seann William Scott will do just the trick.
Slapped by Rob in August 2005, Seann has bared his soul (and skin) many times over since then – and with the uber gay-fun classic Dude, Where’s My Car, Seann transformed making out in a convertible with your boyfriend (in that case, Ashton Kutcher) into an art form. How many of us gasped when they leaned over to show Fabio how it’s REALLY done?
My friend Matt “Thigh” Moore met Mr. Scott at a party a few weeks ago, and I am happy to report that Thigh says, aside from being even more smoking’-sexy in person, he was one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet – seemingly embracing his gay fans with enthusiasm. We like that.
So… when Rob asked me to Guest Slap, I thought immediately of the two-enned Seann (the extra “n” for “naked,” hopefully). He’s got five movies in the works, but alas, still no word on a “Where’s My Car” sequel, which would most certainly involve more smootchin’ up on Mr. Demi Moore. Enjoy!
He is so hot. And you gotta believe, from the picture with him and Timberlake, that he is so comfortable in his skin and very likely freakin' awesome in bed.
Not really my thing but certainly a marked improvement over yesterday.
Tris
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2007-09-28 - 08:38
I can't tell if Justin T. is checking out the picture or his basket?
Kyle
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2007-09-28 - 08:52
Great body. Face is a little rat like. Hair will be gone in 3 years.
Maddox
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2007-09-28 - 08:57
SMOKIN' HOT!!!!!! Awaiting the day I see a pic of him with chest hair. Could it get any better than that?
Steven
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2007-09-28 - 11:48
Excellent recovery! Thanks so much. I could get lost in that smile, probably his shorts too, but I won't go there.
KD
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2007-09-28 - 13:06
F**k. F**k, F**k, F**k...
Jake
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2007-09-28 - 18:51
I agree with Will. I could look at pictures of this guy forever. I don't miss many of his movies, no matter how crappy they might be, just so I can see him. He is great in American Pie.
KCChieffan
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2007-09-29 - 06:14
Met him in Toronto a while ago - hot, friendly, funny - a really nice guy. Hot. As noted, he seemed very open to gay fans. And did I mention HOT?
dave
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2007-09-29 - 13:47
I am sorry -- this guy, although obviously packed with all the essentials items, has a geek factor which I find unappealing and definitely not sexy. Boring.
Pato
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2007-09-30 - 20:35
he has the cutest smirk ever...
partyguy
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2007-10-01 - 11:10
Not one of these pictures do this beautiful man justice.I chatted with this wonderful person several times when he stayed where i work while he was in Sydney.I have met many celebs and he is by far the nicest,genuine human being i have met.Chris Noth take note.
John
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2007-10-02 - 12:53
His picture should be next to the word "adorable" in the dictionary. I would lick him from head to toe