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I featured him as a random hottie the other day - not knowing who he was. And some kind soul filled me in as to his identity. And then, looking through my requests archive, I noticed that Lars sent a note a while back saying:
How could you possibly forget to slap Brett Hollands? He is tall, furry and hunky. Brett is drool-icious!
Yes, indeed he is. Well, I have to ask: Furry? I guess, like so many guys these days, he might just be intimately familiar with a razor.
So today's victim is BrettHollands. As you can tell, he's model-rific, having worked for tons of companies, including Abercrombie. And there seem to be lots of sites that feature various shots of him, thankfully many of which are shirtless...
He looks a bit like Paul Walker and Patrick Wilson. I like him in some pics but not in others...
Tris
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2011-05-09 21:51
I've seen many of these pics in ads, and every time I see this guy, I think: "I didn't realize God actually created a perfect male". Beautiful face, muscles, killer eyes, he is perfection. And when you tell me he's furry "au naturel", he becomes a candidate for Slap of the Decade.
Will
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2011-05-09 21:51
These model types leave me cold. Please, no more of them.
KD
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2011-05-09 21:51
Anytime, anywhere!
Taylor
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2011-05-09 21:51
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O M G !!! Count my vote in for Brett as slap of the decade!
Mark
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2011-05-09 21:51
two words: YUM! YUM!
andrew
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2011-05-09 21:51
A nice feast for the eyes after last month's famine.
Patrick
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2011-05-09 21:51
fabulous EYES!!!!!!!
aussi'
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yes, this one will do quite nicely, thank you.
Vick
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2011-05-09 21:51
he\'s amazing. those eyes are so mesmerizing and those lips... so kissable. i\'m in love!!!!
greeneyedgoddess
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2011-05-09 21:51
This guy has EVERYTHING! He has got eyes to make you weak at the knees, flawless skin, classic looks, a million dollar smile, lips to die for, shoulders of perfection, chiselled pecs, the feet of a Greek statue... I pray that we will get more of this god!
Allen
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2011-05-09 21:51
Gorgeous! I just returned from vacation, and judging by who won last month's slap, this hunk will likely come in last place.
gm
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2011-05-09 21:51
ROFL! gm, I hope you're wrong! ;) Brett has got me "slapping myself" again and again just thinking about him... and it's not about to stop!
Mark
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2011-05-09 21:51
..XCUSE ME BENT, who is that guy beside Brett in the first pic? I think he's great.. pls. check him out.. thx!
raika
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2011-05-09 21:51
....And God created MAN !!!
shp
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2011-05-09 21:51
....And God created MAN !!!
shp
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2011-05-09 21:51
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