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Slap of the Month for August! - Eion Bailey
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Well, the votes are in, and I was surprised to find that the vote was so close! I can't remember a month where the top 3 guys were stacked up so close. I think in this case the "lovers of smooth" had divided loyalties and the "lovers of fur" were able to swoop in and push Eion Bailey over the top.
The smoothies did have their say, however, by pushing Nick Zano to runner-up:
Are the standards for judging superiority published somewhere? I must see it so I don’t make such mistakes in the future. Could it be a genetic flaw on my part? Is gene therapy available to correct my defect? Maybe there’s a list of foods and colors far superior in taste and visual appeal somewhere? Please, please steer me in the right direction. I’m very concerned.
Good grief!
I’m usually kind of a fur guy, but there’s something about Nick that does it for me. First place winner is good too.
KD
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2011-05-09 21:51
Two great choices and oddly enough, the two I was back and forth on before voting.
RC
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2011-05-09 21:51
What the hell?!?! Forget the fact that he is furry - he is not even that good looking! McPartlin wins in my book.
andrew
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2011-05-09 21:51
The votes speak for themselves (and boy do I agree). And, while there were certainly other good-looking guys on the list, there is something to be said for a guy who is attractive and talented (i.e. Eion Bailey), instead of just a vapid mannequin that gets paid way too much so he can afford to do crunches for 8.5 hours/day to keep up that washboard stomach.
Steve
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I'm disappointed Til didn't do better but I like McPartlin and Bailey too. I don't care much for Zano but I guess whatever floats your boat....
Tris
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2011-05-09 21:51
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