It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself.
About me: 38 (ish), gay, libertarian. Somewhere. Out there... What the heck is The Daily Slap? E-Mail Me Please note: I love receiving e-mails from anyone, as long as you're not a snotty prick. If you're a snotty prick, feel free to send an e-mail, but plan on being mocked on my site. Thanks! --Rob
Sorry I missed yesterday's Slap, but I was in a meeting most of the day, and my computer was running the projector - I wasn't sure my fellow attendees would appreciate me putting everything on hold and Slapping someone as they watched.
Anyway, I had planned to Slap this guy if I could get away, so I think today will do nicely. Steve was kind enough to write and send me a very nice selection of images too, so how can I resist? Here's what Steve had to say:
In an effort to give you more slaps (as we await you for 1000!!!), here is one I can't believe you missed. Eion Bailey is a beautiful, blue-eyed, well-carpeted hunk, and a good actor, too. Finding shirtless pics was a challenge, but well worth the effort. Enjoy these (likely in the comfort of a dimly lit room, with tissues handy - LOL).
So, yes, Eion Bailey is our victim today. He apparently was in Fight Club, and I wish I'd noticed him, but how could you take your eyes off of Brad Pitt and Edward Norton? Eion was in a number of other things, including Dawson's Creek and ER for an occasional guest appearance. And he has a movie that's set to release in 2008 called The Canyon:
A survival story about a honeymooning couple who get lost in the wide expanse of the Grand Canyon.
Oy. But who knows, maybe Eion plays the hot furry ranger that rescues the man first and gives him a night of hot sex before they track down his wife.
WOW! I am in love with those eyes and that chest!!!
Art
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2011-05-09 21:51
What a hot hot slap for my birthday.. :-)
Tom
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2011-05-09 21:51
Not my type but still pretty hot.
Tris
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2011-05-09 21:51
I love the fact your recent slaps are becoming more real, not perfect people. This one is an A+ beautiful eyes and chest DD
DD
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2011-05-09 21:51
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HAWTTT!!!! Now that's a real man! Definately a slap of the month contender!
Dan
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2011-05-09 21:51
Don't you know that it's correct time to get the loan, which would make you dreams real.
NikkiMcneil32
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2011-05-09 21:51
Dark hair, blue eyes always gets me.... but damn, he must be fairly short. I know Leslie (one of the blondes in the pixs) and she's taller than him (I'm assuming with heels) so that should make him about 5'8".
Whatever the case, Canyon seems like an awful premise.
Boy Scout
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yes. Very hot. Not tempted by a razor either.
Rick
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2011-05-09 21:51
omg! those blue eyes and dark hair combo are perfect! and with those chest hair, sign me up!!!
drm
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2011-05-09 21:51
Mmmmmm! Dark hairy men with light eyes!!! what a delicious combination...
aussi'
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2011-05-09 21:51
He was the copy-boy in Fight Club who Ed Norton passes at work...he's got a nice shirtless scene during his fight. I always thought that guy was hot.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
What's the title of the movie (or tv show) where he has his butt shown? And where can i possibly get it (for free, i hope lol)...
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
I think I'm in love.
sam
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2011-05-09 21:51
computer says ... "no"
frank
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2011-05-09 21:51
Nope, doesn't do it for me...the last picture isn't bad, but although I know I seem to be in the minority - BRING BACK THE TWINKS!!!
andrew
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2011-05-09 21:51
Wonderful slap....the hairy chest and dreamy eyes could melt a person.
KCChieffan
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2011-05-09 21:51
Now this is FUR!
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
Love the face and the fur! Real men don't shave their body parts. He gets my slap. Thanks
Kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
Eion is so HOT. Beautiful sexxy blue eyes. Not to mention his beautiful hairy body. I can only imagine how hairy his balls must be. MMMM. Would love to start licking his pits, chest and his belly. Then I would lick his balls and suck his cock untill he cums all over ny chest.
Dee
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2012-07-14 22:23
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