It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself.
About me: 38 (ish), gay, libertarian. Somewhere. Out there... What the heck is The Daily Slap? E-Mail Me Please note: I love receiving e-mails from anyone, as long as you're not a snotty prick. If you're a snotty prick, feel free to send an e-mail, but plan on being mocked on my site. Thanks! --Rob
OK, in a last ditch (some would say desperate) attempt to get out of posting pictures of myself, I've decided to put Slap #1000 to a vote. I hate to waste an important Slap like #1000 on me, but there is, on occasion, a clamor (or what could pass for a clamor -- in a library) to see pictures of me. So do you really want that? Or would you rather see someone hot? And deserving?
Oh, and I promise not to tamper with the vote tallies...
Update 8/9/2007: In response to Kyle's question, .
Update 8/9/2007: Well, I guess the vote is pretty much definitive, huh? And to answer a couple of the questions out there:
1) No, there will be no full-frontal nudity.
2) No, I promise I won't post a picture of myself at 6 months old. It won't be from yesterday, but it'll be me.
So stay tuned. Slap #1000 it is... Now where did I put that pic of me when I was 5??
Are we talking full frontal nudes or sedate fully clothed????? And, what about your hubby?? (g)
Kyle
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
Since I have no idea what you look like, I'll go with the "be careful what you ask for doctrine" and trust your judgment as to how much disrobing will be appropriate (but, consistent with the theme of this site, if you have some skin worth showing, you should show it). I do think you should include at least one "family portrait" with your hubby so that we can picture the whole package. Have fun in P-Town -- it's a great place.
Tim
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2011-05-09 21:51
Personally, I think you should celebrate with a "Slap on the Street" by featuring pics of readers or friends. Tasteful, of course. It gets you out of the personal pics and gives us something different.
Stuart
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2011-05-09 21:51
Why don't you update your first slap - the guy that was hot enough to motivate you to start this great blog? Your first few slaps, the first slap of the month, something like that.
Scot
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Rob,
Surely you've noticed throughout the past few years that the tastes of your viewers varies widely. No matter who you slap, some will cheer, and others will grouse.
I feel certain that at least one of us will find YOU quite HOT. Be bold and let it all hang out!
James
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2011-05-09 21:51
LOL! You knew better than to put it to the vote! You are beautiful in all our eyes anyway Rob!!!!
Rick
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2011-05-09 21:51
The big question is... will you be eligible for Slap of the Month... or dare I say... Slap of the Year? :-)
Kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
How about the guy with the 12 inch penis?
Dickhead 1
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2011-05-09 21:51
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