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I've had two recent requests for a re-Slap of Chris Evans, and since it's been over two years since he last got the treatment, I thought I'd give him another go - especially since I think he's running a close second to Jamie Bamber in terms of massive hotness right now.
ScrapIron said this:
I think its about time you take another look at Chris Evans. Way hotter in the new FF movie and i am sure there is some new stuff floating about
and Scarobound weighed in with:
Chris evans is one hot guy. I think that maybe you could re-slap him. I was watching his newest movie yesterday and when he walked out of the shower, WOW!!! He is definitely the HUman Torch. Thanks.
Well, I did find some new stuff, but I didn't come across any pictures of him stepping out of the shower in the most recent 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer. And I haven't even been to see it yet - is it still showing? I probably can't see it up here in Aspen any more, but I'll definitely catch it next time I'm in Denver.
You mean at the end of the month we're gonna be asked to choose between Jamie Bamber & Chris Evans? Talk about a Sophie's Choice!
Mick
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2011-05-09 21:51
RotSS is worth seeing for Chris in a towel alone. Completley unnesessary scene and totally gratuitous but I'm sure glad they did!
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
RotSS = Rise of the Silver Surfer
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
I actually thought the Silver Surfer sans silver was just as hot if not hotter. Who is he and where are the pics of him?
Joe in the OC
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Jamie is hotter but Chris ain't bad.
Tris
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2011-05-09 21:51
This guy is the hottest thing that ever walked on three legs!!!!!!!! Oh I'll never sleep through the night again ,OH man this guy has got it going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
I have to say (sorry Rob), but Chris Evans just fuckin' takes the cake and blows Jamie Bamber out of the water... and I wouldn't mind if Chris blew me in the water, too ;-) There is no need for special effects to make him the Human Torch - he is just the hottest thing ever. Let the drooling commence!...
Steve
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2011-05-09 21:51
I love love love Chris Evans, but I'd like to suggest that anyone who has already been named Slap of the Month be retired from the competition forever more. He's already been enshrined on the top of the list.
PJ
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2011-05-09 21:51
mmm mmm mmm,now thats a dish i would'nt mind having every single day/night of the year! yummy!!!
drm
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2011-05-09 21:51
Breathtakingly attractive.
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
what is RotSS?
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
the man is perfection!
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
Just looked in the dictionary under 'Flawless' and Chris was staring at me.
JK
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2011-05-09 21:51
Please sir....I'd like more
aussi'
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2011-05-09 21:51
He should NEVER wear a shirt again!!!
Art
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2011-05-09 21:51
What more is there in life! Loved every one of his flics!
Ron
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2011-05-09 21:51
Perfection.......perfect amount of chest/belly hair, and he can carry off the scruffy beard and make it look hot and adorable (unlike many young actors who try it and just look like they slept on a park bench).
Yum!
Spike
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2011-05-09 21:51
How could one person be so perfect?
Fritz
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2011-05-09 21:51
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