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Randall Bal is a snotty prick
You may have noticed that yesterday's Slap of Randall Bal has been taken down. As is my policy, if a Slap-ee requests such, I am happy to remove them from the site. But I also reserve the right to call them a snotty prick if I deem it warranted. And in this case, it is. Here's Randall's e-mail [sic throughout]:

I seriously would like to get this off your website, I have a number of fans which a number a lot of young individuals looking up to me as I travel around the world and give clinics to give back to the sport. I know you are just having fun but do not want to let this get out of hand.

First off, I am not gay. Secondly, I do not need some guys gawking over me...this is sick!

Thanks for taking me down.

Kind Regards,

Well, Randall, as you can see, the posts of you are all gone. But in case you were wondering, there are lots of gay youths out there that "look up to you" too. And you just called them "sick". Charming. And I love the "kind regards" touch at the end.

So anyway. I guess this is as good a time as any to say this again: Being featured on this site does not - in any way - indicate that I, or anyone else, think a person is gay.

And just in case you're wondering, I don't often get take down requests, but if I do I usually remove the post with little or no comment. You'll notice that down on the left side of the page, a Slap of the Month winner was removed by request. He was incredibly nice about it so there was no reason to mock him. Too bad I can't say the same for Randall.

Update (5/2/2007 6/2/2007 - d'oh!): Terrie wrote from the site Randall Bal Online (originally I had linked to her site above) to say that hers is a fan site only, and does not share Randall's idiotic views. I should also clarify that I am the one calling Randall idiotic, not Terrie.

So I guess this site: will be asked to be shut down? I mean, I am a gay guy and I went to the site to look at his pictures. God Forbid.
Paul B. | 2011-05-09 21:51

So, instead of being up for Slap of the month, will dandy Randy be up for bitch-slap of the month? LOL
CoreyNH | 2011-05-09 21:51

I miss old droolable you-know-who. Since he was beautifying the cover of a French gay magazine, I'm surprised he asked to be taken down.
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree, he does protest too much.

Just goes to show you, the British can be just as much self-absorbed ignorant rednecks as anyone in the U.S.

Let's face facts though, this guy makes a living kicking balls around, I doubt he has ever taken the time to think about anything besides that (and maybe pussy).
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

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