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You may remember the Slap, some time ago, of Marco Dapper, who was the UPS guy who starred as the hottie in Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds. Well, today's Slap, Brett Chukerman starred with Marco in that movie and, if you ask me, is way hotter than ol' Marco.
And, since I'm sure you're already wondering, yes, Brett was kind enough to give us all a very good look at everything in Eating Out 2 (pics after the jump). He was also in a cute short film that was part of Boys to Men. The short was called Crush and that link takes you to Daily Motion where you can watch the whole thing - it's about 30 minutes.
Like I said, I think Brett is way cuter than Marco. There's something just so cute and innocent seeming about him. Like he doesn't know how hot he is. Marco seems to know just how smoking he is.
hey, i remember him! he was on that show UNZIPPED on mtv. it was 5 years ago, when he was still a bleached out twink and he played one too. wow, now he's all grown. nice!!!
drm
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2011-05-09 21:51
Brett got this unassumming, clean-cut, pretty boy allure
Marco's got the chiselled, smoking hot, mesmerizing magnetism
its unfair to compare the two...just like comparing red and white wine! (alright, many people prefer red)
and what an explosively hot couple both of them make. if only its real and not reel.
much much more so than the real life parallel of Reichen and Lance
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
YES! Finally a voice of reason; Marco's got nothing on Brett Chukerman. It's unfortunate a google image search of Brett brings up more photos of Marco than of Brett...hmm...
e_m
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2011-05-09 21:51
Hmmmm....I dunno, I think its a toss up between him and Marco Dapper. He sure is lucky to be there with Marco and enjoy him! He's got a cute face and a lovable look to him
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I just saw him at a recent film festival in "Curiosity of Chance". He was here for the showing. Nice film, but he was the true star of the show, and was as beautiful in person as on the screen. Nice to finally see the whole "package" all unwrapped! Sproing!
Phineas
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2011-05-09 21:51
What a cutie! What a body!!
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
He's very hot, but in the pics where he's with Marco, my eyes go immediately to Mr. Dapper.
dcdrew
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2011-05-09 21:51
A guy in a jockstrap does it for me; so cute.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
On reading the comments, my first reaction was "He's in pictures with Marco Drapper?". Then when I went back and looked again, there Drapper was. I sure didn't see him the first time through; too much Brett in my eyes.
fareva
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2011-05-09 21:51
Equally hot, but in a totally different way. Marco looks like the lay of a lifetime; Brett looks more like the love of a lifetime.
Cruz
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2011-05-09 21:51
Oh, those eyes! My erector set went up to fast that my computer desk just went flying through the wall!
william
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2011-05-09 21:51
OMG, I have been in lust over this guy since he was on MTV's Undressed. He is even hotter and sexier now than he was then. Now I really can't wait to see this movie!
CoreyNH
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2011-05-09 21:51
he's cute in his own way, but i totally got annoyed with his character in that mtv show. marco dapper, on the other hand, is a totally different story...slurp slurp slurp!!!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
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