Some time back, Robert wrote to suggest that I Slap Survivor (from season 7) hottie Burton Roberts. And after seeing the pics, I'm sure you'll agree that he's totally Slap-worthy. But the weird thing was - I got everything rounded up, all the pictures, etc., and got them posted, but then I never published it. As I've said before, I'm apparently losing it.
So anyway, I'm finally getting Burton out there.
The real question, however, is: Do you like him better with the beard or without?
Two words: HOLY SHIT!!! What a HUNK! But without the beard, for sure...well, 5-o'clock shadow looks good.
He definitly looks much hotter with the beard. ^_^
Hotter with a shadow, I remember he was SO HOT in a pair of speedos when he was on 'Battle of the Network Reality Stars'.
I think he looks much better with the beard - and I didn't even think I liked facial hair.
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OMG OMG OMG. Rob, you naughty boy for forgetting to post him before. I think you have out done yourself - this man is perfection. Slap-of-the-month... -year... -century!!! Let the drooling commence (among other things)!
Good looking and a great body, an ideal body, actually. My preference is without the beard . . .but it wouldn't be a deal breaker!
Actually, I think he's better with the rough and wild look--hot. The nice boy, shaved shot doesn't do it for me.
Oh, without the beard! without a doubt! The 5 o'clock shadow is pretty sexy tho.... Very Hot man!!! Thanks for a terrific Slap Rob !
SLOP of the month maybe....
Wow! I so wish I had that calendar. What a great picture.
Hot Damn! Beard or no beard, this guy is extremely HOT! In fact, he looks like two people - the4 "goodie" business suit exec (that you would love to see without the suit) without the beard, and the rough castaway with the beard. Thanks, Rob, I have added two fantasies to my "dream" list!
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