It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself.
We have a winner!! Oh wait. We're not voting yet, are we? Well, I'm on the verge of pre-declaring J.P. Calderon as the winner of April's Slap of the Month voting. Holy fucking cow, could this guy be any hotter? As far as I'm concerned, he's knocking on Jamie Bamber's door.
If you've been living under a rock, like I have, you may not know that TJDMA has gobs and gobs of hot guys on it. I really need to figure out how to become some sort of production assistant on that show. And it was on TJDMA that J.P. came out of the closet. That was quite some time ago, but I have to say that I, for one, am glad to have him on the team.
Many of the pics were shamelessly swiped from Kenneth and most of the the others were shamelessly swiped from Dreamcaps. Dreamcaps, by the way, has an excellent compilation of pics of a lot of the models from TJDMA.
Update 4/11/2007: I probably should mention that it seems like I've gotten 1,000,000 requests for J.P. in one form or another, including one I just received from Keegan.
Emmm... not bad. I'd probably do him. Cuter with clothes on, though... his pecs are only mm away from being manboobs.
John
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2007-04-10 - 16:48
I love me some JP...its ashame that his huge ego/arrogance got him kicked off of Survivor early in the game last season (or the season before??). When his season of Survivor debuted there was all sorts of dish online about him working as a barboy in one of the gay clubs in CA. I read that he came out because he was offered the cover of Instinct magazine and they require their cover models be gay (not sure if its true).
Doug
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2007-04-10 - 17:30
I support his Coming Out, and I normally like that Dark Hair, brooding stare look, but JP is just way too skinny for my taste.
Fred
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2007-04-10 - 18:17
Only a chubby caser would think he is too skinny.
anonymous
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2007-04-10 - 18:54
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Damn! I never watch survivor anymore but this could change my opinion in a flash. Although i do love Janice and all her hot boys.... This guy is a total hottie!
T
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2007-04-10 - 20:16
pretty, yet icky = pretty icky
Scott
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2007-04-10 - 21:20
Why play hide and seek with the towel? Just check out this version: http://barenakedmen.blogspot.com/2007/02/movie-hunks-50-jp-calderon.html
in my opinion, nowhere near as hot as Jamie Bamber.
On top of his looks, Jamie also has a British accent, and knows French and Italian. mmmmmm....multi-lingual.
orangellama
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2007-04-11 - 01:16
Nice... very nice, would do him any day...!
Taylor
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2007-04-11 - 04:06
Great slap and lots of great photos! If I had to pick a favorite? The top view of him lying on that beach towel. Baby!
Cruz
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2007-04-11 - 05:34
WOW! JP is really cute, kind of a cross between Dale Midkiff and the dude from Roswell, but sexier.
Dan
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2007-04-11 - 05:51
I'm surprised at the negative comments. I think he's like a god. a gay god! Best slap in ages.
Sam
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2007-04-11 - 07:24
Was that "skinny" remark made by the same person who said that last week? Maybe this model is better live, but the still photography doesn't caption anything special; no personality comes through.
Vick Mafille
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2007-04-11 - 07:24
There IS personality that comes through in teh pics.. but too bad it is arrogance. He is nice looking, I'd rate him a 7. But WHO was the idiot that thought that naked, with a towel over his privates, and ONE BOOT ON was hot? eeessshhhh
Tom
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2007-04-11 - 08:05
hominahominahomina! I'd seen the Survivor shots, but the nearly naked ones are new to me, plus that ass!!!
O!M!G! Yum, yum YUM! Will be interesting to see how the voting turns out this month. I'll be on vacation and AFK, so can I please submit him as my mail-in vote? I don't know what some of these other guys are looking for if they don't find him attractive. Then again, I don't care - less competition for me!
gm
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2007-04-11 - 11:36
sorry guys but this guy is hot. I could lay with him all day & night and lick those man boobs, beautiful body and would like to see whats under those shorts. Hot pick
anonymous
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2007-04-12 - 10:52
this is like mr-charm-me-off-my-pants-and-fuck-me-till-i'm-senseless.... hotttttttt!!!! :P
rayner.
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2007-04-13 - 10:10
One has to wonder what they're going to do with that watermelon.