It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself.
About me: 38 (ish), gay, libertarian. Somewhere. Out there... What the heck is The Daily Slap? E-Mail Me Please note: I love receiving e-mails from anyone, as long as you're not a snotty prick. If you're a snotty prick, feel free to send an e-mail, but plan on being mocked on my site. Thanks! --Rob
Unfortunately, I have to inform everyone who was kind enough to vote for me that I did not, in fact, make the Elite 8 in The Malcontent's March Gayness. The raw results reported that I beat my formidable competitor Outsports by a healthy margin, but in looking at the raw voting data, Matt determined that there were some "shenanigans".
And having conducted more than one poll myself, I am 100% certain that Matt was right - in fact, I can't imagine that there weren't shenanigans. And frankly, for me to beat a competitor as strong as Outsports by a 50% margin simply wasn't credible.
So, as much as I'm disappointed by the results in my particular race, it seems like Matt did the best he could to sort out the "good" votes from the "bad". And I certainly appreciate the effort he's putting into the contest! And I was thrilled to have made the Sweet 16, frankly.
So next year, I'll train harder and hopefully the Malcontent guys will decide to put on another great tournament.
And, of course, thanks so much for voting for me!!
Elite 8 voting will start later today, so I'll let you know once that happens...
Aww... Buck up little camper. Win or lose, we got nothing but love for ya baby! What you have won for sure is a big "slap" on the back for keeping us all "slap" happy!
Dave83201
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2011-05-09 21:51
Rob, I still think slapping yourself for the benefit of your fans would be well-deserved consolation.
James
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2011-05-09 21:51
Rob! I completely agree - you should slap yourself... remember hotness is in the eye of the beholder, and you have a whole army of guys out here that love ya for all that you do. The only caveat may be that you would not be allowed to be in the "Slap of the Month" tally... 'CAUSE YOU WOULD RULE! Thanks again for bringing some joy into the lives of many gay men (and straight women!).
Steve
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2011-05-09 21:51
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