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OK, file today's Slap, Ari Gold in the category of "Why didn't I Slap him before?" Dae wrote to remind me that he'd asked for Ari before, and I'd neglected his request for far too long.
And as I looked through my list of requests, I found that he was listed under "out" Slaps. Is this true? Well, kick me in the nads and call me squeaky.
So, just who is Ari Gold? Well, according to his site he's an "International Recording Artist". OK. Who's got more? Regardless, he's fucking hot hot hot! He kinda gives me a Chris Daughtry vibe (I can't say if that applies to his music, but he looks like him, doesn't he?). Well, actually, now I can say. From Ari's site:
...steeped in sticky pop melodies, sing-along hooks, and butt- shakin' funk rhythms... solid radio-ready material. Gold is about to hit pay dirt! -- Larry Flick, Billboard
OK, I'm pretty sure that wouldn't apply to Chris Daughtry. So there you have it. I may have to check out Ari's music. Honestly, I'd like to check out more of Ari, but that seems less likely. And back to Chris D. for just a moment, he looks like Chris, but I think Ari's way hotter. I mean there's something sexy about Chris, but Ari's just in amazing shape!!
Dude is way hot, but he's more Chelsea than ghetto, and his music is kind of trite - saw him at DC's Pride a couple of years ago...snooze. I'd still screw his brains out.
Not sure what to make about the comment about being "squeaky" after getting kicked in the nads. You trying to say something?
squeaky
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2011-05-09 21:51
I'd convert to Judaism for him. He's oy so hot!
Eric W
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2011-05-09 21:51
What is it that attracts me to jewish boys so much? Here is a shining example of yet another oh so sexy guy who just happens to be jewish (and gay too). Too bad I'm just another gentile.
Brandon h
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2011-05-09 21:51
I love that pic taken by James Houston. I have to agree, he is naturally very attractive, but all the wigger clothes and vanity are a bit of a turn off...
Nicholas
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Man, am I hungry for some kosher pickle right now ....
DennyKaye
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2011-05-09 21:51
Lets keep it positive boys. Ari is an OUT artist. His career would have gone alot smoother if he waited until he had made it (like Elton John).
He is original, writes his own music, has an amazing voice. And yes he's really hot, thats why we see him here!!
Check out his website AriGold.com and hear his music. Once you see him perform you will be a fan.
If you see him perform you can go up to him and say hi - he won't bite and is really very sweet and shy (off stage!!!!) He did a gay halloween cruise and was a major mensch.
He is finishing up a new album which should be out soon.
Bruce
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2011-05-09 21:51
Kind of ghetto in a wrong kind of way..yet hot (killer smile to boot) Kudos Rob, Kudos!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yea he is a little ghetto-trashy look to him but still no mistake about it he has a bod and is attractive. I ran across an interview with him in Out mag a few years ago and would look at his website every so often to see him half naked on there =) Better slapped late than never!
T
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2011-05-09 21:51
Ari is downright adorable in some of the photos (my favorite being the Superman shirt and beanie). The others, where he's trying to be all thugged out, are just a turn-off. Get rid of the bling and the fur and he's one hot dude!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yup! That's sizzlin' stuff. He can work me over anytime he wants. Doesn't seem to mind having his pic taken, does he?
Vick Mafille
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2011-05-09 21:51
I love this guy and also go to his website semi-regularly to check out the pics and his video. My favorite pic is coming out of the surf in the jeans.
Sam
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2011-05-09 21:51
My, my. He certainly has had a lot of glamour shots taken of himself, hasn't he? I must say I find that level of vanity to be a turn-off.
PJ
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2011-05-09 21:51
LOVE you ari !
DP
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2011-05-09 21:51
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