It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself.
About me: 38 (ish), gay, libertarian. Somewhere. Out there... What the heck is The Daily Slap? E-Mail Me Please note: I love receiving e-mails from anyone, as long as you're not a snotty prick. If you're a snotty prick, feel free to send an e-mail, but plan on being mocked on my site. Thanks! --Rob
OK, I know these are words that you thought you'd never see from my keyboard, but today's Slap is actor Steve Guttenberg. I can't take 100% credit for Steve, after all it was Thom that suggested him, but I think he's so hot. Or at least he was so hot. Sometimes.
Specifically, did you ever see him in Cocoon? Wow. He looked hot as the boat driver that sent all those crazy little old people flying into space. Steve was also in that propoganda film that your school (well, my school, at least) got so worked up about when I was a kid - The Day After.
As for Steve himself, I don't know how he looks these days so much, but he used to be quite the hottie, with a nice little patch of chest hair. Yum!
Also loved him in "Three Men and A Baby" as the hunky artist living a wild singles life with two other hot men - that still gives me PLENTY to fantasize about!!!
Russ
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2011-05-09 21:51
Call yourselves gay men?
How can you have forgotten 'Can't Stop The Music'?
One of American cinema's greatest moments....
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
It's good that we are able to receive the loan moreover, this opens completely new possibilities.
SextonLATISHA22
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2011-05-09 21:51
Hasn't he been on "Veronica Mars" this year? Very boy nest door but after yesterdays slap well...I wouldn't want to follow that either.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Yes...Steve Guttenberg...as the boat driver on Cocoon. I'd slap that. One of my very first man crushes. Mark Feuerstein kind of reminds me of him from back in the day.
squeaky
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2011-05-09 21:51
I think I read: big weiner. DD
DD
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2011-05-09 21:51
Exactly, Anon, Can't Stop the Music! The unforgettable opening scene with Steve in a skin-tight green polo shirt and jeans, roller skating through Manhattan until he meets up with Valerie Perrine!
Sam
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2011-05-09 21:51
Big wiener??? Read Mark Feuerstein..yup!
denis
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2011-05-09 21:51
Thanks for slapping my ALL TIME FAVORITE Actor -- many fantasies running through my mind right now. Cocoon was stunning - another with him with shirt off many times is "Bedroom Window"--- HOT!
Steven
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2011-05-09 21:51
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