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Today's Slap goes to an actor I can't believe I've overlooked until now. And even more shockingly, I've never, as far as I can tell, received a request for Viggo Mortensen. As I've mentioned before, I don't always manage to keep track of all the requests I get, so if I missed your request for this hottie let me know.
Anyway, Viggo Mortensen is best known for playing Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, and looking oh-so scruffy and butch doing it...
Some of the pics after the jump are better than others, but Viggo is one of those nearly ideal guys - just the right amount of fur, if he doesn't shave it. Unfortunately, the couple of caps I have with fur are pretty low quality, but you get the idea.
I knew him personally, he's a very kind man and better looking than in photo! Luv his Aragorn very very much as well as Frank in Hidalgo
BamBam
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2011-05-09 21:51
Fantastic slap! I've loved him in every performance I've seen, and don't know of anyone who can look that hot in every frame! Oh, and the "ass chin" is one of his best features!!!
Russ
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2011-05-09 21:51
Hot slap! He has been my computer wallpaper for quite awhile.. yummm
Tom
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2011-05-09 21:51
Very Interesting -- sometimes he looks very hot, sometimes very not. looks very cute naked though. Could be grant Shows' brother.
ron
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I know him best from the LOTR Trilogy (didn't see Indian Runner)But he had a great nude scene in the remake of "PSYCHO"at the beginning of the film.
Nyles
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2011-05-09 21:51
I like him, but never thought he was cute. I don't care for the ass-chin and he always seems so greasy. However, nice bod, nice genitals and I will cry everytime he lets that horse go in Hildalgo. DD
DD
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2011-05-09 21:51
This is a great way to start the day! He is very hot (though oddly, for me anyway, he was least hot in TLOR). He was also in a made-for-cable movie with Sandra Bullock where he played a baseball player in a rehab unit. That was the first time I noticed him. . .and I've never forgotten! He could get my vote for SOM just out of loyalty and nostalgia. . .
Cruz
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2011-05-09 21:51
Great slap! I first noticed him in A Perfect Murder with Gweneth Paltrow, a few years back. I thought who is that! I want to see more of him! He's really got it going on. He doesn't have to force it or flaunt it, he's just got it.
Sam
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2011-05-09 21:51
He had the hottest/scariest sex scene in 'A History of Violence'
Xavier
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2011-05-09 21:51
LOVE the scruffy cleft chin, and all the other scruffy too! YUM. 100% MAN!
Steven
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2011-05-09 21:51
This is one man I'd like to get down and dirty with. Not incredibly handsome nor the perfect body, but I do believe he would be a lot of fun!
RiC
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2011-05-09 21:51
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