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It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself. Home About me: 38 (ish), gay, libertarian. Somewhere. Out there... What the heck is The Daily Slap? E-Mail Me Please note: I love receiving e-mails from anyone, as long as you're not a snotty prick. If you're a snotty prick, feel free to send an e-mail, but plan on being mocked on my site. Thanks! --Rob Links open in new windows Search Bent! Slap of the Month Winners: Jan 2005: Jamie Bamber Feb 2005: Nick Beyeler Mar 2005: Josh Wald Apr 2005: Jeremy Bloom Apr 2005: Brent van Zandt May 2005: Rusty Joiner Jun 2005: Chris Evans Jul 2005: Raoul Bova Aug 2005: David Beckham Sep 2005: Wentworth Miller Oct 2005: Brodie Croyle Nov 2005: Removed by request... 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March 08, 2007 Slap! - More Ryan Seacrest Category: The Daily Slap Thursday March 08, 2007 - 19:05 | Permalink | Speak! [23] Comments UGH!!! "Snotty prick" completely trumps any cuteness factor in the case of the major jerk-off! He's one of a handful of reasons I've been able to stomach a complete episode of American Idol. I'm throwing this stinky fish back and hoping to snag something much better! lol Russ | 2011-05-09 21:51 Thanks for taking a chance and going with Ryan. Personality isn't everything here.. Remember, we are looking at physical HOTTNESS here. And I agree... hottness overcomes snottyness "here". Bleu | 2011-05-09 21:51 Snotty prick? WTF? I don't get that AT ALL from him. From what I've seen on Idol he seems like genuinely nice guy. And even though he's completely not my type, I think he's a little cutie. Go on and make your millions, Ryan. Deserved. squeaky | 2011-05-09 21:51 That must be some high quality crack you are smoking. He's so over tanned and botoxed It's like he was grown in a petri dish and then deep fried. Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51 Show/Hide More Comments... Yuck on the choice. Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51 thank u! i havent jerked off in ages, this makes me want to!! thank u!! love ryan!! he has the best nipples ever trey | 2011-05-09 21:51 These are such poor quality they're not worth the effort. I preferred the co-host from season one, think it was Bryan . gad1n10 | 2011-05-09 21:51 The nude beach shot looks fake - like someone used Photoshop and stuck Ryan's too-small head on a hunky body. The proportions are all out-of-whck. earliooo | 2011-05-09 21:51 Ryan Seacrest?! For real?? But...the guy from yesterday is the hottest EVER! No doubt for whom I will vote when Slap Of The Month time rolls around. anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51 Real or Fake the naked picture? Someone know? Ritter | 2011-05-09 21:51 I've seen that beach shot before and its a fake... above the waist is Ryan, but the rest has been photo-shopped. anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51 Eeewww....where's my Mr. Yuck sticker...LOL, slapping Ryan is like slapping K-Fed. Dan | 2011-05-09 21:51 What a bore! And the grainy photos don't help. Patrick | 2011-05-09 21:51 He's typically only annoying when he speaks . . .and I can fix that! Otherwise, total hottie. Cruz | 2011-05-09 21:51 On the show, he and Cowell have an annoying habit of alluding to each other's sexual preferences. The recurring snide banter is a complete turn-off. This kind of sniggering about "being gay" is juvenile, verging on homophobia and should disqualify him from being featured on a site like this. Shwa | 2011-05-09 21:51 why, of all people why rayn seacrest?!?!?! rayner. | 2011-05-09 21:51 Thanks for the slap! I find him oddly hot. Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51 well i like the guy and have ever since the 80's. he's just as hot as ever and i don't find him to ne annoying at all. Rock on for your slap choice today! dae | 2011-05-09 21:51 BTW.. I laughed very hard when I clicked on the "snotty prick" link... :-D Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51 Not hot at all. Art | 2011-05-09 21:51 While I think Ryan is very attractive I think he high overrated as an on air talent. I can also tell you, from personal experience that he is, indeed a snotty prick. I volunteer for the Center for the Disabled in Albany and they do a charity telethon each year. The first year it moved to the local FOX station there, they thought they hit pay dirt when they got Ryan to come up and host. He was rude and afraid of the disabled kids, was hard to work with and they raised less money than before. So when I saw his little " Simon and I go to Africa " bit, I didn't buy it for a second. I think Simon is sincere (because he is so damn honest) but Ryan is a pretty boy with limited between the ears or in his soul. Zambman | 2011-05-09 21:51 HOT! To dae: Ryan is 30, so if you liked him in the 80's, he was 5 then. Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51 he, turns me on!!! whooo, that is a real picture of him..... i love the picture that he is grabbing his dick!!! i would love to suck that!!! an | 2011-05-09 21:51 "Thanks for showing "gay" can be sexy, funny, intelligent, and fun without being obscene." -- Bob "Thank you for this wonderful, smutty site." -- Ben "You are the messiah that brings lights into the dark watches of the human night!" -- Jalal "You'll get whatever marvellous there is in a world to come just by offering us these paradise visions..." -- RIC "...you are a true humanitarian." -- Rich "It's good to be Bent!" -- Dave "Smooth, blond boys? 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