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I have to apologize for not posting my American Idol thoughts last night, but I was completely exhausted. I seem to be burning the candle at both ends lately and it's wearing me out.
With that said, I will say that I really enjoyed Blake's performance, and I thought Chris sounded a bit thready, but overall gave a good performance.
I didn't really care for Sundance's performance - for the same reasons Brian gave. It was just so much screaming in places. And Sanjaya, again, was the weakest of the bunch, but I'm sure he'll hang around. So this week, I'm betting on Phil & Jared to be the losers.
Honestly nobody else even made much of an impression on my exhausted brain.
So, to bail me out, Vince sent along his thoughts that I'm happy to share with everyone:
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BLAKE LEWIS This guy is a star! Besides being hot, he's talented, funny and stylish. This guy defines the meaning of unique. Great performance! Yah man!
SANJAYA MALAKAR First off, he's got no booty to shake. Secondly, I'd like to take him by the shoulders and shake a personality out of him. Thirdly, his performance was terrible. He's not into the song and I think he can't wait for it to be over. Finally the new look only works for Hilary Duff.
SUNDANCE HEAD The fat suit must have prevented him from turning in a good performance tonight. I think it was the wrong song choice for him.
CHRIS RICHARDSON With or without the extra 40 pounds, this guy's charm could win anybody over. Although his performance was a little safe tonight, it was a different side of Chris, but always a good one nonetheless.
JARED COTTER Yes we do, we really love ya!, despite what the judges think. It was nice to see him sing an uptempo diddy.
BRANDON ROGERS I want to celebrate the fact that I think he knocked his performance out of the park. This guy could sing from the phone book and make it sound great.
PHIL STACEY This guy needs to stop sucking up to the judges and concentrate on getting the public's vote. His performance tonight was all over the place. He started off shaky and shouted the rest of the song.
CHRIS SLIGH I think he gave the best performance of the night and he definitely earned my love and respect.
I think Sanjaya definitely needs to go and Phil Stacey as well.
Last night I couldn't hold back a laugh. I imagined Sanjaya spending hours in front of a dressing room mirror, straightening his hair with that big grin on his face. If he ends up safe, maybe he'd help Chris Sligh straighten his hair for next week's show, just for fun.
Dave
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2011-05-09 21:51
I had high hopes for Sundance...too bad he isn't doing that great. As for Jared, he is too cocky without anything to back it up with...I can't stand to watch him perform.
J Man
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2011-05-09 21:51
I agree with J Man.. what is up with Jared? His voice is ok, but his ego is out of this galaxy. Rubbing his hand across his face??? But Blake was good, as always.
Tom
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2011-05-09 21:51
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