It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself.
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Requests for today's Slap go all the way back to the summer of 2005, when Brody Jenner was starring in The Princes of Malibu, and Brian wrote to request that I Slap both Brody and his brother Brian. Well, obviously I never got around to that, but surfing around I found some pics of a shirtless Brody that are simply amazing. And apparently, Peter and some anonymous commenter noticed the pics too, because they both made requests to see Brody Slapped.
As for the pics, the shirtless ones really are outstanding - except for the fact that he has his name tattooed down the side of his torso. What kind of jackass does that?? I think this guy is probably the very definition of a mimbo. But as the definition implies, he's pretty to look at.
He's pretty hot, and pretty too!! I don't know if it's the eyes, but he reminds me of Andrew Firestone.
Dan
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2011-05-09 21:51
Meh,
Nice body, don't care for the face though. The Teeth, Cleft Chin, and Jawline bug me. Not that I'm picky or anything.
Brandon h
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2011-05-09 21:51
The father, Bruce, was really hot, until all of the plastic surgery which really diminished his looks, in my opinion. The extreme nose-job was especially "tragic". The son is perfect, as is.
Shwa
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2011-05-09 21:51
not that impressive
Aussi'
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2011-05-09 21:51
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CHRIS25BAIRD
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2011-05-09 21:51
He's not the brightest bulb in the string, but he is hot. And his chest hair is wonderful.
Steve
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2011-05-09 21:51
He looks great, both facially and bodily. definitely slap of the month material. The rugged looks really turn me on.
KCChieffan
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2011-05-09 21:51
Bet you can hear the ocean if you press your ear to his.
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
I think that hes on MTV's Show, "The Hills." Don't put me to it, but - I think I saw him on it...
Aneno
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2011-05-09 21:51
thank you.....
the next time you run a series from an historical perspective, include his dad, Bruce, from his days as an Olympian...'splains why I cut out his photo on the Wheaties box...like father like son....
Peter
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2011-05-09 21:51
Come on! Lay off about the tatoo. How else is he going to remember how to spell his name?
Dave
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2011-05-09 21:51
@ Snarf: ROFL
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
Tres beau. Do you think he wears masccara, or has he had his eyelashes tinted?
Vick Mafille
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2011-05-09 21:51
Classic good looks. You're right about the intelligence part. You see this beautiful man. Then he opens his mouth and... Speaking of intelligence, do you think he has his eyelashes tinted, or is it mascara? Girlfriend, I asked you a question!
Vick Mafille
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2011-05-09 21:51
His father was the hottest man alive in his day, and the son is looking pretty good, too.
I guess he tattooed his name on himself so he wouldn't forget who he was.
Good looking and stupid - I like that in a man!
Sam
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yeah. He's yummy. Definite contender for Slap o'the Month for March. Very yummy. drool....
John in T.O.
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2011-05-09 21:51
Pretty cute indeed. Some of the pics makes him look like a younger Ben Affleck. Certainly good to look at.
YvesPaul
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2011-05-09 21:51
WAY hotter than his Dad (whose plastic surgery is so obvious that he probably needs to take muscle relaxers in order to smile).
Steven
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yeah...he is on MTV's "The Hills." Along with his asshole (but hot) friend, Spencer.
Psychodoc
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2011-05-09 21:51
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