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February 22, 2007 Slap! - Shane Keough Category: The Daily Slap Today's Slap goes out to one of the guys on one of my favorite shows, The Real Housewives of Orange County. It's totally a guilty pleasure, but I really do enjoy watching it - and one of my favorites is Jeana's (she's the Realtor) son, Shane Keough. But I should clarify: Shane is nice to look at, but he comes across as a raging asshole on the show. I understand that creative editing can make anyone on reality TV seem like a jerk, so he may be a great guy - but I kinda doubt it. The other interesting thing about Shane is that everyone one the show - including his mom - seems to speculate about his sexuality. And frankly, if your mom thinks you might be gay, you really need to take a close look at your continued claims to be straight. More Shane Keough Xavier said: Jeana isn't the realtor, she's the baseball player's wife! I'm so ashamed to admit that I watch the show... Actually, she's the Realtor AND the baseball player's wife. Nothing to be embarassed about. RAN85 said: Plus he hasn't given any indication he's not straight. IMO, it's shallow to just speculate from someone's looks. I'm certainly not speculating based on his looks - I'm speculating based on the fact that his mother said on national TV that she wonders if he's gay. Thursday February 22, 2007 - 16:31 | Permalink | Speak! [14] Comments He's rich and can afford a brand new audi as well as college AND gets offered a scholarship just for hitting a ball? And they say the this country is all about equal opportunity. Sorry, he's pretty, but I cant get past the privileged asshole thing, especially as I stare at my student loan bill :P Brandon Humphries | 2011-05-09 21:51 I'll say he will not age well... apparently Reality shows age you 2 years in 1 season. (He is shown as 18 and by the end of pictures he is 20...lol) He is nice to look at right now so I for on will enjoy :-) Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51 Jeana isn't the realtor, she's the baseball player's wife! I'm so ashamed to admit that I watch the show... Xavier | 2011-05-09 21:51 Is he closeted? Or, just a guy-sex virgin? Lets' rummage through his underwear drawer and look under the bed. If there's well-thumbed copies of Mens Exercise....well, you do the math. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) | 2011-05-09 21:51 Show/Hide More Comments... he is so fucking amazing...keep us posted on whether or not he comes out anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51 Meh. He's not gonna age well. Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51 He's dumber than a bag of rocks, but hot. Thanks for including the foot pic. anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51 With so much handed to him at such a young age, it's no wonder he's an (alleged) asshole. He's in for some cold, cruel realities about life in a few years. Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51 I don't care for how he shaves everything. Very unmanly and unattractive. Let the chest hair grow. Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51 Oh yeah, my gaydar goes off when I look at him. Really, I don't know ANY STRAIGHT guys with both ears peirced. While I know that isn't any gauge to judge by, just his whole "look" screams closet case. Good luck to him if/when he decides to come out ! Bleu | 2011-05-09 21:51 Love the buzzed hair. He needs to keep up the gym, he could look really fantastic (with apologies for being so shallow). don | 2011-05-09 21:51 A dime a dozen in suburbia. Nothing special. Still, the pic (22nd ?) of him on the big leather chair made me want to suck his tits and blow him slowly so he'd have the most intense orgasm he's ever had. But then I'm a perv who likes twinks. Henry X | 2011-05-09 21:51 This is the TRASHIEST family they could possibly show in Orange County. And he is the most typical "BRO" ever! There are WAY hotter guys all over Orange County, this one just happens to be on TV. Philip | 2011-05-09 21:51 Contrary to what some here have said, I think a lot of his features could preserve well later down the track. It's possible he'll turn out to be an attractive older man, sort of like a James Denton type of masculinity. And no, I don't think he's gay - far from it. Those earings look like an attempt for a "bling bling" look which Usher made fashionable. Plus he hasn't given any indication he's not straight. IMO, it's shallow to just speculate from someone's looks. 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