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Willie wrote today to suggest one of his compatriots, saying:
Being from Cape Town,South Africa maybe it't time to slap one of my favourite local honeys...
Ryk Neethling.. Wish I was a gold fish in his pond!!
And honestly, I was kinda surprised that I'd never Slapped him - his name sounded so familiar. Then I found out why - I've gotten gobs of requests for him.
Ottavio said:
loved your site... but there is some hunk missing... Ryk Neethling, the South African swimmer.
Peter:
i want to send you some pics of south africa's hottest swimmer! he's an olympic gold medalist and a god! have you heard of him? Ryk Neethling.
And Dustin, almost a year and a half ago:
First time suggesting someone, I think he's worth it. Keeping with swimming check out Ryk Neethling.
And there were three other requests that were anonymous. In all cases I noted that he was hot and then promptly forgot to Slap him. But no more - I think it's safe to call Ryk well and truly Slapped... And thank goodness Willie happened to suggest him at just the right time.
So gold medal-winning South African swimmer Ryk Neethling is today's victim, and what a spectacular sight he is. As Willie noted, wish I was a gold fish in his pond.
Oh, and, as usual, if you have a good suggestion and I've so far ignored you, send it again! Especially if pics are tricky to find - a lot of times if pics don't jump out of the internet at me, and I move on. And if you can send links - or even better actual pictures - all the better!
OMG - hot is an understatement! Whatever he is selling in that one ad - I'll buy it (whatever the hell it is). And I especially like him sporting the beard in the one B&W pic. Slap away!
Steve
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2011-05-09 21:51
I bet he's a tiger in bed.. tiger... he's a fucking beast.. nice package too,,,
Dino
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2011-05-09 21:51
Great slap!
Tom
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I remember first seeing him at the Olympics - and drooling over him ever since. Hottest guy on the planet.
John
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2011-05-09 21:51
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