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Some time ago, when I Slapped Edward Norton, I noted that there was another Hannibal Lecter movie in production, and it would be starring today's victim, Gaspard Ulliel. Shockingly - well, not really - I've neglected Gaspard until now. But here he is, in all (well, not all....) of his French glory.
The reason he's appearing suddenly today is that I just saw the trailer for Hannibal Rising, and damn if Hannibal wasn't a hottie in his younger days!
Gaspard has done a number of other (mostly French) things - any recommendations from the peanut gallery for movies that show lots of skin?
There is no way this guy could be Hannibal, cuz with those looks he could easily get away with murder and cannibalism. I bet he has never in his entire life payed for a drink.
Brandon Humphries
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2011-05-09 21:51
This kid don't even BEGIN to look like a young Anthony Hopkins. He looks more like a girl. Give me Josh Duhamel any day. Or if you insist on something French -- Thibault LaCroix!! Mon dieu!
jemmytee
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2011-05-09 21:51
"The Last Day" is the film to see. Skin and maturbation and boy/kisses.
sal
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2011-05-09 21:51
Nice. A very attractive young man, without the annoying, plastic perfection of Hollywood's typical stars. He looks a bit like a young Crispin Glover.
Tris
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2011-05-09 21:51
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That neck down to his chest is just waiting to be licked, don't you think? Very French and very bi-attractive.
thump
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2011-05-09 21:51
The short hair is sexy!!!!
Aussi'
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2011-05-09 21:51
Très gamine!
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
To think he grows up to be Anthony Hopkins.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Those eyes!! My oh my.
Will
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2011-05-09 21:51
What a beautiful looking guy!
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
What a delight! But without the long hair or glasses, please.
Patrick
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2011-05-09 21:51
He is so hott...I've loved him since A Very Long Engagement...For people that don't think he can do evil....picture 16 or 6th before last....there's a twinge of darkness. That's what the director said as well, Gaspard has a slight hint of darkness and I think that's enough for the beginnings of a monster...
Nicholas
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2011-05-09 21:51
He's hot with glasses.
AJ
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2011-05-09 21:51
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