It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself.
About me: 38 (ish), gay, libertarian. Somewhere. Out there... What the heck is The Daily Slap? E-Mail Me Please note: I love receiving e-mails from anyone, as long as you're not a snotty prick. If you're a snotty prick, feel free to send an e-mail, but plan on being mocked on my site. Thanks! --Rob
Last time I did this it wasn't terribly well received, but I'm a bit more optimistic about today's try.
What the fuck is he talking about, you ask? Well, Thomas wrote to me, asking me to Slap his friend Brandon. Skeptical from my last foray into this territory, I acknowledged Thomas with some trepidation, but once I saw his friend's pictures, I knew we had a winner...
So I know pretty much nothing else about good 'ol Brandon, here. So hopefully Thomas will jump in and give us some info on this hottie. How about it, Thomas?
Update (2/2/2007): This came from Thomas in the comments, just in case you didn't see it:
Brandon lives in L.A. and is as nice as he is hot -he''ll soon be on lifetime channels "gay ,straight or taken"- Hes the KZLA''s cowboy, and he was this close to being Aquaman on the WB (He was deemed too brunette)-He will be famous one day im sure of it! and then i can live abouve his garage or be his manservent LOL
Wow. I'm so stunned I can barely type, or maybe it's because I'm typing one-handed. Normally I don't go for blonds, but for him, I'll make an exception.
And yes, Thomas, please spill the beans. Who, what and most important where is this God.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Damn!! I have been in love with the KZLA Coyboy since the first time I saw him on a billboard!!
He is HOT!!!
Paul
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2011-05-09 21:51
those eyes are amazing!
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
WOW!! Without a doubt the most handsome man I have ever seen. although I must admit that I only date blonde haired blue eyed men!
Ron
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Brandon lives in L.A. and is as nice as he is hot -he'll soon be on lifetime channels "gay ,straight or taken"- Hes the KZLA's cowboy, and he was this close to being Aquaman on the WB (He was deemed too brunette)-He will be famous one day im sure of it! and then i can live abouve his garage or be his manservent LOL
Tommy Fairgate
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yes Please! I'll take two.
Sean
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2011-05-09 21:51
He seems to enjoy having his titties played with. Considering his company, I'm not sure I wouldn't, either. (I know...but, hey, why not?)
Vick Mafille
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2011-05-09 21:51
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Damn...
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Whoa. Heart-stopper.
John in T.O.
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2011-05-09 21:51
Shwinnng!
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
Truely stunning. I just understand why there are pics of this hottie with so many clothes on. What a waste. This guy shoud be limited to wearing only the tightest briefs, if that much. Thanks!
Kelly
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2011-05-09 21:51
Do you know how many accidents I've almost caused while driving past those KZLA billboards?!?!? HAWT!
Johnnie
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2011-05-09 21:51
yeah it should definitely be against the law to look like that....well at least it should be against the law to look like that and not be walking around my house naked all the time
Your Mother
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2011-05-09 21:51
Why is that heifer with the breast implants featured in the last pic? Oh, wait, is that him too?
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Those eyes.. that body.. But all those women.. straight man? :-(
Tom
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2011-05-09 21:51
YUM!! And he lives only a two hour drive away?!? I need his address right now! (Well, and some info on whether he's gay or straight, otherwise this might be embarrassing)...
Erik the Boatbuilder
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yes, he's a handsome one. The pic of him in the hood doesn't do him justice and always kept me from checking out the others. Question: Who is he? (I can just hear the response: You don't know who ... is?)
Vick Mafille
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2011-05-09 21:51
A very nice boy, but I'm 90% sure I've seen him in a gay porn pic...taking it really hard! :)
Mike
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2011-05-09 21:51
Anybody know where I can find personal pictures of Soft Scott Volz? Pictures that it is not of photographic rehearsal
If somebody knows, order for my e-mail murilobauer@hotmail.com
Murilo Bauer
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2011-05-09 21:51
what?
tommy fairgate
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2011-05-09 21:51
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