Following a conversation with Mr. X today, I realized that I'd never Slapped Mario Lopez. And considering that he's in an upcoming (or has it already aired?) episode of Nip/Tuck where we get to see his spectacular ass in the shower, I thought it was time...
I most remember Mario from his run on Saved by the Bell, which, I'm embarassed to admit I watched on occasion. But he and Mark-Paul Gosselaar looked so good. And he was also on The Other Half with Dick Clark for a while. Wasn't he?? IMDB doesn't show him in the credits, but I'd swear he was on it. Anyway...
Mario Lopez is the Dick Clark of hunks. This guy doesn't age. He's still as cute as ever, if not better! The ad for Dancing with the Stars is as hot as any with him shirtless (or pantless) -- okay, maybe, maybe not! A great slap. Wish I'd been in the shower scene with him. Le sigh.
What's not to like?
This Slap is a clear example of hunko-cultural zeitgeist. I was on the Internet just yesterday searching desperately for hot pics of Mario after seeing him on "Dancing with the Stars" (Agreed on the hot performance, BTW). Yum.
He was on The Other Half - and it is listed on IMDB, just not under the actor category... if you scroll down on his listing, you'll see it as item 17 under the "Self" category...
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what a sexy, hot hunk. What a shame we was such miserable failure as a husband as he could not stop screwing around.
Yes, he was on the Other Half, the best thing about that show. Thanks for a great Slap! And Marvin... he can screw around with me any day.
He was HOT on Dancing With The Stars last night. One of the judges said., "Mario, do you have an extra set of batteries in your pants?". Great slap!
Where's the shower scene from? That sure looks like Julian McMahon with him but couldn't find a match on IMDB.
he is reallllllllllllllly hot...and for those of you that care, he's a confirmed freeballer...there's even a video of him online somewhere doing a jumprope and flopping all over the place...
There's a GREAT video of Mario on Youtube jumping rope. He's wearing a loose pair of grey shorts and he's flopping around in those shorts showing off like crazy. Pretty hot!
It is a shame he was dumb enough to get married when he obviously wasn't ready to commit. Hope he doesn't do anything that stupid again.
this guy has an amazing body, i mean there's a big difference between his body and that other guy in the shower scene. He did a superb job playing greg louganis, He made me believe he was greg, its like i actually forgot i was watching mario. the movie was sad though all the stuff greg went through, it really made me sad, the guy was so good looking, talented not sure why he had to go through all that crap with his manager and other guys. OH well back Mario, your Adonis !!!
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