even if he has an average dick, i still wish i could be Brad! He's so HOT!!!
The best 'Brad' moment is in Fight Club when Ed Norton knocks on the door and sweaty Brad opens it nude and Helena Botham-Carter is panting, following off the bed in the background....ah, to her at that moment would be *what's the word I'm looking for?!* ;-p
Brad could be wearing a wholly t-shirt and ratty boxer shorts - hell, just burlap sack and he'd still be perfect. It doesn't matter what he does to change his looks - he will always be the eptimote of male beauty.
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