I have worshipped Chris Meloni for ages. He is *so* hot, and I say that even with my normal chest hair fetish. A terrific, terrific body, but I love his faces--his eyes and jaw especially. And something about his hairline says "all man." Mmm mmm mmm. Add all that to his gay-friendly attitude and willingness to take on gay roles, and you've got the Perfect Straight Man, even if he lacks chest hair.
Perfection!!! This guy is incredible!!! When he came on to OZ, I was riveted! He is a solid man! Big, confident and hot as hell!!!When he got together with Brian Bloom on OZ, it couldn't have gotten any hotter!!!!The SLAP constantly surpasses my expectations!!!Thanks. How am I going to concentrate on work when I know Chris is being slapped!!!!!
Can't you just imagine having an evening of hot sex with him and then, the next morning, sitting around naked reading the paper together and laughing at Doonesbury?
not sure what it is, but this guy gets my dick hard every time. cut beyond belief, with a chiseled jaw, and masculine hairline to boot ... i bet he'd be absolutely eye-popping incredible in bed! makes me want to SLAP it raw!!
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Chris has that masculine/muscular look that's worked well for so long. I don't know many middle-aged guys who can ooze that much sex appeal, and Chris is one of them.
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