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Andy pointed out an appalling lapse in the list of Slaps - somehow in nearly a year of Slaps, I have never gotten David Beckham. He's not the hottest soccer player - I reserve that appellation for Michael Owen, but he is truly incredible.
Highly overrated. Though he named his kid Brooklyn, which is very cool.
Craig
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2011-05-09 21:51
The man's got style, but he doesn't look that good
hellboy
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2011-05-09 21:51
The all-time "Man of Many Faces", of which I never tire looking at. And so lean, I love lean, sexy men. Looks good in everything, the man's a god! :)
Jon
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2011-05-09 21:51
I think Beckham is naturally quite hot, but ruins it with weird looks Sometimes he looks quite good, when he's more natural and with longer hair.
He was still best in the pre-Posh days.
He's better than Owen though, Owen is boring.
Hat12
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2011-05-09 21:51
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he is very hot
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
The most overrated sex symbol of the century thus far. Don't get me wrong, he's good looking and all, but he is SO DONE UP that he seems more a moisturer than an actual man. Sexy men come from within, not from a complete makeover from your Poptart-wife....it's also kinda disturbing he tatoo'd his son's name above HIS ASS?!?!? That's just wierd, desperate kewl?! Actually the more I think of it, I just think he's a marketing Wanker. Don't blame him, just don't want to look at him as a result.
Franzel
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2011-05-09 21:51
I agree with Saturn, he is pure sex... Would love to search below that tatoo and eat him out... Keep up the good work.
Will
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2011-05-09 21:51
OMG David Beckham Should be Slap of the CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOTTEST MAN ALIVE
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
The tattoo at the bottom of his back is one of his kid's names... nothing to do with sex (sorry!). He IS, however, totally hot. Great slap!
flyboy
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2011-05-09 21:51
He seems a nice enough guy. I don't find him particularly attractive. I think for many people he carries the added cachet as the footie superstar. In the US you just don't get any mileage out of that so he's relatively underexposed and unknown.
Hal
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2011-05-09 21:51
he is really biult
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
what a fucking babe!
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
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