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It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself. Home About me: 38 (ish), gay, libertarian. Somewhere. Out there... What the heck is The Daily Slap? E-Mail Me Please note: I love receiving e-mails from anyone, as long as you're not a snotty prick. If you're a snotty prick, feel free to send an e-mail, but plan on being mocked on my site. Thanks! --Rob Links open in new windows Search Bent! Slap of the Month Winners: Jan 2005: Jamie Bamber Feb 2005: Nick Beyeler Mar 2005: Josh Wald Apr 2005: Jeremy Bloom Apr 2005: Brent van Zandt May 2005: Rusty Joiner Jun 2005: Chris Evans Jul 2005: Raoul Bova Aug 2005: David Beckham Sep 2005: Wentworth Miller Oct 2005: Brodie Croyle Nov 2005: Removed by request... 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July 18, 2005 Slap! - The Carlson Twins Category: The Daily Slap Today's slap is (are?) the incomparable Carlson Twins. I was shocked - shocked, I tell you - when Blair suggested them and I realized that I have NEVER slapped them. Not once. And they SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO need it. The trouble with these two, of course, is that they're going to pose a significant challenge to my perfect man Raoul Bova for Slap of the Month. Oh well, Raoul will just have to work harder. More Carlson Twins Oh, and thanks to all the people - all over everywhere - from whom I swiped these pics. Monday July 18, 2005 - 06:50 | Permalink | Speak! [28] Comments Whose are the hottest guys on earth. i agree slap of the year. anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51 Those guys are amazingly built, BUT if given the choice (dream) I'd pick Raoul over these vapid guys any day. For some reason, their showing-all just isn't as sexy...and the implications of incest are creepy. cupre | 2011-05-09 21:51 hey, anyone can tell if they're cut or uncut? jaysun | 2011-05-09 21:51 Okay, I'll grant you that they're gorgeous. But don't give up on Raoul just yet. Check out the link to his calendar pics at http://raoulbova.altervista.org and think again! After drooling over Raoul and the Carlson Twins, I'm worried about dehydration. brandon | 2011-05-09 21:51 Show/Hide More Comments... Jesus...If they would have been hard, I made have died right then and there (with a smile on my face) I'd love to make a sandwich. Alex | 2011-05-09 21:51 OH MY GAWD! Goldenboy | 2011-05-09 21:51 Slap of the month my Ass.... SLAP OF THE YEAR!!!!!!! Jonathan | 2011-05-09 21:51 There isn't any question about who is hotter. Raoul is the Best. I just cannot understand how someone compare him with those hormone grown beef boys. Sorry twins, you are just OK. studentten | 2011-05-09 21:51 WOW!!!! That's really divinity made flesh...and there's two of them!!!!!. These twins are the definition of HOT, perfectly formed, what amazing bodies!!!! and the overuse of depilatory cream just suits them perfectly, I wouldn't want those perfect lines spoiled by hair. Don't care what anyone could complain of, those deliciously muscled twins are the slap of the decade. How must they feel knowing they're that hot and perfect? because they know it, not only because "oh I'm beautiful, my picture goes out in every magazine" but because "my goodness! do I look exactly like my brother? the hell I'm HOT!!!!" anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51 Oh my!!! I've been looking for nude pics of these gorgeous amazingly weel-bodied twins for months...and what do I find? this site!!! It's a shame they didn't make it for slap of the month, maybe the would if they would have been hard, and yeah that's a little bit incestuous but, really, if I had a twin and we were as good-looking as the carlson twins... well I'd want to fuck myself, I mean look at the picture where they're checking each other's temperature: "bro you're hot" "just as hot as you"... anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51 I am in shock~~!! An Asian friend (I think she is Korean or Chinese) told me that there was a girl claimed that she was knocked up by Kyle~~!! Here is her Bolg address... http://love.youthwant.com.tw/4/book_read2.php?stud_id=200136164&b_id=1827&p=1845&ftype=3 I wish I could read what she is saying there besides that conversation~~!! Kyle's fan | 2011-05-09 21:51 My friend also said that in that Blog this woman had recorded her life together with Kyle in detail every other day~~!! http://love.youthwant.com.tw/4/book_readc.php?stud_id=200136164&b_id=1712&p=1845&ftype=3 How is this possible~~!!>< Kyle's fan | 2011-05-09 21:51 Excuse me, there seems to be a sticky mess I have to clean up now. jake | 2011-05-09 21:51 The [url=www.nike-eu.com]Air Jordan 23[/url] is said to be the last model of the Air Jordan series by many individuals high in Jordan Brand including the head of footwear marketing, Gentry Humphrey. While there was alot of celebration for the 20th year anniversary of Air Jordans, there is much anticipation for the [url=www.nike-eu.com]Air Jordan 23[/url]. The tongue of the left and right are different for a first time with a Jumpman on the right shoes and “23? on the left. For the third straight year, the [url=www.nike-eu.com]Air Jordan 23[/url] uses IPS (Independent Podular Suspension) Cushioning. For support, a carbon fiber plate extends along the bottom the of sole which modeled of Michael Jordan?s thumb print. Performance wise, the [url=www.nike-eu.com]Air Jordan 23[/url] is said to be above and beyond which of any other Air Jordan. Cosmetically, the shoes is as unique as any other Jordan model relative to the rest of the field. The side of the shoes features a stitched pattern which gives the shoes strength in addition to cosmetic effect. Lastly what starts at the front of the shoes and extends the full length is a glittery glossy panel which covers the midsole body of the sneaker. Starting at the toe, the toe cap has Michael Jordan?s signature embossed. peter | 2011-05-09 21:51 Gilbert Arenas Shoes feature a predominantly white upper along with blue and gold accents to match the Washington Wizards jerseys. No word yet as to whether Gilbert Arenas Shoes will be released to the public, so just sit back and enjoy the pictures. Low-top basketball shoes seem to be gaining popularity, as these sport a low cut design.Although Gilbert Arenas hasn’t hit the hardwood that much for the past two years due to injuries, Adidas hasn’t forgot about their spokesman, and has created the special pair of Gilbert Arenas Shoes specially for him peter | 2011-05-09 21:51 God is a DJ! don | 2011-05-09 21:51 Raoul Who??? These boys are proof that God didnt create all men equal...they are FAR above any other men I have seen here. I say Slap Of the Decade. Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51 oh FUCK yeah!!!! dae | 2011-05-09 21:51 That's 99.99% perfection, those pictures. The only thing that would have made them perfect is to have seem them hard ; ) Spike | 2011-05-09 21:51 I want to see them hard too. anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51 OMG OMG OMG OMG jaye breath jaye breath. R U people looking at the same pictures as me these two men arE HOTTTTTTTTTT HOTTTTTTTTTT HOTTTTTTTT theres no more to be sed. Their looks are just 100% perfect their bodies are just a heavanly they are truly gifted men they have been sent from god to pleasure mankind. ARE they bi id LOVE id sell my soul to the devil to be able to shag them two together. Could u imagine then two in a three some, god jaye breathe again. I faint every time i see them. Perfection speeks for it self jaye | 2011-05-09 21:51 who is that blonde man in two of the pics he is hot too a foursome with them three god heavanly. I just have to say thier arse are perfect thier cocks wud be nicer hard but u have to make th most of wot u got. Im off to bed with my newly found pics lol jaye | 2011-05-09 21:51 I would love to gibe both those guys a good all over licking. Just perfection. Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51 OMG WHAT TO SAY JESUS IS THIS HEAVEN GOING DOWN TO EARTH JESUS OOOOOOOH AM JUST STEARIN' AT THEM JESUS OMG AAAA OMG anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51 HOLY SHIT i wanna rim them i wonder how many time they have fuked each other i love to have 69 with them and have them suck my hard cock and me being able suck theres anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51 Holly shit!!!!! I can't stand it, it's too much hotness, those pecs, what arms, their perfect asses, their sexy abs, muscles muscles, delicious muscled bodies...I'd like to be shagged by both of them after see them fuck each other. Didn't ypu see picture 12? don't you want to see the kiss each other and then kiss them? anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51 I think iv'e just had an immoral thought lol black velvet | 2011-05-09 21:51 Ehhhhh? Excuse me, they don't turn me on at all! They are TO muscular and they are not that pretty...... I mean they're not ugly obviously, but....... 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