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Slap! - Brandon Beemer


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Pursuant to a request by Peter, I'm pleased to bring you today's Slap victim, Brandon Beemer.

Brandon, as I'm sure many of you know, has been a staple of American soaps for quite a while now. Starting on General Hospital, moving on to Days of our Lives and currently on The Bold and the Beautiful, Brandon has been in soaps for at least 5 or 6 years. I was not terribly surprised to see that Brandon actually made one of his first appearances in David DeCoteau's The Brotherhood. I've never actually watched The Brotherhood - I usually can't sit through a whole David DeCoteau movie - but I'm sure you can imagine how Brandon looked in it.

So please enjoy Brandon - and thanks Peter for the suggestion!


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Thank you, thank you! Brandon is pretty much sheer perfection, coming or going.
yagtaluda | Web site | 2011-11-30 19:45

He really is one of the most beautiful people on the planet.
I've asked this question soooo many times and NEVER gotten an answer. Wasn't Brandon Beemer the first(of many BEAUTIFUL) guy Lance Bass dated when he came out of the closet?
Scot | 2011-12-01 06:09

Bent's back!!

Hadn't checked in in a couple of years, but just thought what the hey.

Hope all is well, Rob; now if you'll excuse me, I have some, um, catching up to do....
MC | 2011-12-01 14:56

Scot - that certainly seems to be the rumor, based on what I came across in my searches.
Rob | 2011-12-01 15:12


Slap! - Matt Lanter


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Sorry for my extended absence recently, but it's been quite a busy couple of weeks. But with the holidays fast approaching, I finally have a few minutes free. And last night I was watching 90210, featuring the incomparable Matt Lanter. I first noticed Matt (as I'm sure many of you did...) in Manhunt: The Search for America's Most Gorgeous Male Model. Matt ended up leaving early, for being - wait for it - too fat. Christ. Matt looks nearly perfect to me.

After "Manhunt", Matt ended up landing one of his first roles on the short-lived Geena Davis drama Commander-in-Chief. Very cleverly, the producers had Matt playing the role of the president's high-school age son who was on, yes, the diving team. It had all the makings of a show I would have enjoyed, but apparently the ratings sucked. Oh well.

So as I said, lately he's been on 90210, and that seems like it's going to last - with Matt in it. Yay!

So enjoy the pictures of Matt, I know I have!


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Just so... delicious. No words!
Uncle Juicy | Web site | 2011-12-08 20:55


Slap! - Darren Criss


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I was watching Glee tonight, and realized that I hadn't Slapped everyone's favorite Warbler yet. So today's very well-deserved Slap goes out to Darren Criss.

Not only do I think Darren is smoking hot - I love his character on Glee too. And it looks like next week will start some drama in the idyllic world of Kurt and Blaine. Can't wait!

While you're waiting, you can enjoy some really hot pics of Darren!


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