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yup, i think we have slap of the month
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

What magazine is THAT
dariasofi | 2011-05-09 21:51

Dariasofi, it's a gay French magazine called Pref (obviously) - short for Preferences. I've seen either it or its competitor "Tetu" at some Borders stores.
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GOD I Miss You. My days are not as great without your SLAP.
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Ben Swain

famous males has some information on British diver Ben Swain. Gosh, it's gonna be hard to boycott the Olympics the summer...

Yep, the diver boys were always my favorite. As for the swimmers, I was distressed to read about these new Speedo suits that cover the whole torso and legs! What a terrible loss.
(Not to mention that it does sound like it gives a speed advantage that probably shouldn't be allowed. But I must admit that my primary objection is the loss of skin.)
Eric | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm at my mom's for a few days going through old stuff, including photos:


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Kristin34 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hey, what we can observe? Same great note just about this topic I took for article submit.
Jessica33 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thanks because that’s the useful knowledge.
Ellen29 | 2011-05-09 21:51

What's Happening?
Hi all, sorry I've been so silent for the past couple of weeks - I'm posting even less than I had intended to. But I've been in NC, visiting family, and an internet connection has been very hard to come by. Right now I'm standing on one leg, in the corner of my bedroom, with a lightbulb in my ass and a finger in my ear trying to swipe a connection from the house next door.

So as you can imagine, I've had work stuff to keep up on that took precedence with my all-too-dear internet connectivity.

Anyway, I should be back to civilization on Friday and the irregular posting you've come to know and hate should be back to just that - irregular.

And while I'm at it, I guess I should fill everyone in on what's prompted this major shift in my posting habits. Back in June, my partner of 13 years and I decided to split up. It was a very tough decision for both of us, but in the end I think it was the right thing to do. Needless to say, it's been a tough few weeks as I adjust to my new reality, and finding the energy for a daily post has been impossible. And honestly, the breakup kind of launched me into a completely different personal space - so I'm not sure I'll ever get back to a daily.

But I enjoy posting the occasional thing (including the random hot guy!), so I'll probably keep that up. So, if you're so inclined, add me to your favorite RSS reader and you'll be notified when something (not) interesting happens here.

I'm sorry to hear about your break up and it is understandable that after such thing batteries are low.

We love you and wish all the best for you.
Preacher | 2011-05-09 21:51

Keep your head up high. Having split recently myself from a 20 year relationship believe me it is tough but with those few true friends you have you WILL see it through. Just look at it as another fantastic journey in this life we have but this time it is for you to appreciate yourself.

Your postings, and others, certainly kept me sane in my dark moments. It is much appreciated.
Colin in the UK | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sorry to hear about the breakup. You've got lots of anonymous friends and fans out there who will be glad to see your posts no matter how often they come.
Blake | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow Rob,

I'm really sorry to hear about your break-up too. I'm going through the same thing with my partner of 12 (months short of 13) years as well. Our seperation begins next week. I've been checking your blog for years now, and completely understand the changes.

Be happy and well.

John in T.O.
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Rise and shine!

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What's holding them up? ;p
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

Looks like Matt Damon...... yum :X

Raven | 2011-05-09 21:51



Cool! I'm fascinated by the night sky, unfortunately can't see too much detail living in the city. I may bookmark the Astronomy Pic of the Day site.
Deed550 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hope you're doing o.k.
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Now here are a few hot stars worth gazing at! Sure does seem to put things into perspective.
Dave83201 | 2011-05-09 21:51


Defintely bookmark that cite/site/sight. I know I'm a sci-fi and astronomy fan, but some of the best images I've ever seen come from APOD. One is my wallpaper, both at work and at home.

Roughly a year ago, the Hubble Telescope was narrowly spared from being splashed down into the Pacific because the current (mal)adminstation didn't see the need to spare the (metaphoric) few coins to keep it up there. Some of the most fantastic images I've ever seen came from that "trivial pursuit."
Glen | 2011-05-09 21:51

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