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Need some writing
or photography done?
Creepy snow globes!


There are more...

(h/t Andrew Sullivan)


Comments
These are so cool. Strange, scary, but cool.. :-)
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51


The Herndon Climb!






John was kind enough to send along some shots of the Herndon Monument Climb at Annapolis. You remember the Herndon Climb - where all of the plebes at the Naval Academy try to climb a big grey phallic symbol coated with lard? And most of them get half naked doing it?

Well, to refresh your memory, go here: Herndon Climb 2008.


Comments
Remember this from last year, great pictures, but I could not get the link to work. Miss you, but sometimes we need to stop and take a breath. Best wishes.
Bob | 2011-05-09 21:51

Youths with body-hair, life can be wonderful!
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

Scantily clad nubile bucks allowed to grope each other freely while climbing a huge phallic symbol covered in lard? This is porn, pure and simple. LOVE IT
RedRanger | 2011-05-09 21:51


It's Wimbledon!
I just thought I'd remind everyone that Wimbledon is currently on.



Andy Roddick


Marat Safin


Juan Carlos Ferrero


Richard Gasquet


Tommy Haas


Novak Djokovic


Tommy Robredo



Comments
Planning going to the Roger's Cup in Toronto later in July. Should be good. Federer and Nadel will be planning, maybe Roddick as well. Yum.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Tommy is hot and sexy, where are the balls? and er the cock? Very nice picture, tennis rocks
Robert | 2011-05-09 21:51


Update on me...
Well, as some of you have gathered, things have changed around here. And I apologize for my continued absences. But I've had some fairly major upheavals in my life and right now I just can't continue on the way I was.

Perhaps at some point in the future I'll be able to bring back the Daily Slap, but I can't promise a specific date. I will continue to post various things here and there, but it really can't be anything regular - just when the mood strikes me.

Sorry to be so cryptic, but I'm just not ready to discuss what's going on in public yet - it's still too new.

I appreciate those of you who continue to visit on occasion, and I certainly understand if you choose not to. Regardless, the best way to keep up with the foolishness I will continue to post is with your favorite RSS news reader. Personally I like Bloglines, but your mileage may vary.

So if you feel like it, add me to your news feeds and see the occasional post about a Lego Death Star or a hot Aussie TV star. And maybe I'll be able to bring the Slap back some day. And at some point I'll explain what's going on. I've gotten enough support from you guys - and I don't even know you! - so I feel like I owe you an explanation eventually.

Thanks and stay tuned for more insanity!


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Hope everything works out for you!

I'll keep checking in :)
Powerboat | 2011-05-09 21:51

Don't worry about explanation, it's your life so you owe us nothing.
I just hope that everything goes alright.
With peace and love...
Preacher | 2011-05-09 21:51

Please know that you must come first. Don't worry about us. You've done a great job these past few years - take some time to deal with whatever it is. Those of us who care, and there are alot, we'll be here, waiting, ready when you are....
mdawg in Toronto | 2011-05-09 21:51

You just take whatever time you need, and we'll be around.

Matthew | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Jason Dundas!


Jason is an Aussie TV host of some sort - courtesy of famous males


I need this


How cool is this??


Comments
That is awesome!

Ah, nostalgia. I miss those good ole' days.
Matthew | 2011-05-09 21:51

You have officially lost me. Nice knowing you. Bye and best wishes.
squeaky | 2011-05-09 21:51

Would I prefer looking at some hot men? Sure, but after all the pleasure and visual thrills Rob Has provided us I say let him post WHATEVER works for him right now.......... We love you Rob, and THANX!
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

Anyone who was 6,7,8 years old when the original Star Wars came can do the dialog from each of the scenes in that Lego Death Star. I'm totally nerding out with you! When I was a kid I had the huge Millenium Falcon toy. I'm so sad I don't have it anymore. :-(
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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1st Photos of Gay Marriage
Zach was kind enough to forward a link to some of the first photos of gay marriage in California.

But what did I see when I clicked on the link? This:



AUGH!!! How is it that Gloria Allred shows her face every-fucking-where?? That woman is the ultimate leech. I am so fucking SICK OF HER!! I don't know what part she played in getting the CA supreme court to overturn the ban on gay marriage - I can only assume that she was one of the attorneys for the plaintiffs. And for that I thank her.

But she still drives me up a fucking wall.


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One word: EvOlUtIoN
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

YUCK! Gloria Allred. As big a media whore as Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, (NOW APPEARING! -- if there is a microphone and a TV camera!) None of them ever on the forefront, always coming in through the back door.
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

I think it's wonderful but I'm concerned - isn't this going to be on the next ballot in a VERY Republican state next election? DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51


Jay Brannan's New Single


Towleroad has some info on Shortbus hottie Jay Brannan's newly released recording of "Half Boyfriend".


Comments
I listened to the song. He honestly sounds like Joni Mitchell.
Bill | 2011-05-09 21:51

Never heard of him.......but he reminds me of my yummy straight nephew. I won't go there!
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

Downloaded...listened....deleted...forgotten.

^^X^^
Bruce Wayne | 2011-05-09 21:51

I sure do miss you........I started my day with your boys and men. Now I smile less often..........Thanks for the memories......ml
M Lee | 2011-05-09 21:51


Jason Mraz


Former Slap Jason Mraz looks good answering the door of his hotel room.

(h/t Towleroad)


Comments
i'll do anything u want...just dont hurt me! pleeeeease! =)
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

He’s yummy, even with the butcher knife!!! Visit yummyoftheday.myblogsite.com
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Huge, huge fan. I've seen him in concert 3-4 times - the new CD is EXCELLENT. Thank you - great pic. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh yeah. He's a hot little number.
squeaky | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Wanted
Paul over at MySpace sent a link to the new trailer for Wanted, with Angelina Jolie and former Slap James McAvoy.



I can't decide what I think of the movie, but I have to say that James always looks good.

Oh, and you can see the Hi-Res trailer for Wanted too.


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Angelina is at her best when she plays the bad girls. Can't wait to see it. Visit yummyoftheday.myblogsite.com
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

It looks to me like Morgan Freeman wanted a couple extra million. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

James McAvoy is so beautiful he might even be able to make me willing to watch crap like this movie.
cw | 2011-05-09 21:51

Movie looks like a silly caper for summer. Jolie looks great. Not certain about him; couldn't they do something digitally to give him a jaw?
dave | 2011-05-09 21:51


Close to Home



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I miss the hot pics!!! Do you? Visit yummyoftheday.myblogsite.com
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hysterical!
Rock | 2011-05-09 21:51

Rob, whatever is going on that has you feeling down, I hope it isn't too awful. Hope life gets better for you.
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51


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