It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself.
About me: 38 (ish), gay, libertarian. Somewhere. Out there... What the heck is The Daily Slap? E-Mail Me Please note: I love receiving e-mails from anyone, as long as you're not a snotty prick. If you're a snotty prick, feel free to send an e-mail, but plan on being mocked on my site. Thanks! --Rob
This was so fun. Matthew is quite cute. May have to be slap of the month. I know he won't be everyone's taste, but to each their own. Thanks for a great start to my Monday.
Jim
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2011-05-09 21:51
Check out the 2 Bros vid when you're done with this one
gad1n10
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2011-05-09 21:51
Way WAY young, and way way adorable. Made me smile. Thanks.
I have to apologize again for being AWOL for so long, but I've had some very difficult personal issues come up recently and I just haven't had the energy to post anything. I've been able to keep up with work, but I just don't have the mental bandwidth for anything more right now.
To be perfectly honest, there are things I've wanted to post, but since they didn't fit the format of "The Daily Slap" I have resisted. Perhaps, however, that wasn't the best decision. So as of now, "The Daily Slap" will be "The Irregular Slap" for the forseeable future.
This way I hope to give myself permission to post more than I have been without the pressure of doing so daily. I know that sounds strange, but whatever gets you through...
So with that said, I'll have something cute and fun to post later today, but right now I'm being beckoned to Starbucks.
Hurry back, we miss you!!! To tied you over check out //:yummyoftheday.myblogsite.com/
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
I've been sort of worried for you, and I've been hoping that you might consider doing just what you have said. it will be fun to look forward to yur postings when you are up to it. A person has to take care of themself before they can be any good to others. Chris
Chris
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2011-05-09 21:51
As Juicy said: we love you. Post what ever you feel like.
Preacher
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2011-05-09 21:51
All the best, man!
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Backstroker right? Spends all his time on his back ... They do it right in Canada ...
I know posting has been kind of sporadic lately - and there are a number of good reasons for that which I really can't share here.
But for the next couple of days, it's going to be even more sporadic - and I can share why. I'm going to St. Maarten for my cousin's 50th birthday party. I'm hoping (of course!) to have internet access while there, but I don't know yet. So if I have access, it's very likely I'll post at least something. If not, just look for me on the beach...
Today's Slap goes out to one of the world's all-time DILFs, Harrison Ford. As you know, he has a new movie starting on Thursday - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Frankly, I can't wait. And I have to say that age 65, ole Indy here still looks damn good. I can only hope that I look so good in 25 years.
Sorry, I don't get it. He was sexy in an all-American way back in his prime, American Graffitti days. Now he's a nice looking, older guy- ok, a really rich, nice looking, older guy, but not much more in my book.
Rick
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2011-05-09 21:51
I never thought he was all that. Now he's older, he's even less than he was.
My take, given the fact that the advert mentions passion, is that what could be more passionate than throwing the pasta on each other and then licking it off.
Hal
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2011-05-09 21:51
I was reading through the comments on YouTube and someone had said that he's Chad Connell.
Carlo
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2011-05-09 21:51
May 15, 2008
Slap of the Month January and April - Leighton Stultz!
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Sorry for the delay in announcing the winner, but I finally have come out of my hidey hole. It was fairly obvious, I think, that Leighton Stultz was the hands down winner of this month's voting. I confess to casting my vote elsewhere - but I honestly can't remember for whom.
And the runner up was the VERY fetching Emile Hirsch.
Slap! - California Supreme Court
Category:
The Daily Slap
I have to apologize for vanishing for so long. Perhaps I've been enjoying the pool at our rental house a bit too much...
Anyway, today's ruling by the California Supreme Court overturning that state's gay marriage ban seems like as good a reason as any to post a Slap. Rather than showing pics of the fine jurists on that court, however, I offer instead a few other images...
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2011-05-09 21:51
Great slap, great pics ... marriage has been legal for a few years now in Canada ... glad to see the option is now open to all our gay friends in the USA (California) ... way to go ... eh!
Andrew (Guelph, Ontario Canada)
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2011-05-09 21:51
Juicy, I suppose he's personally working on that next Slap (the really cute guy).
MC
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2011-05-09 21:51
Apparently, Rob doesn't love us any more. (Snif.)
MC
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2011-05-09 21:51
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OMG! Now this boy has to be one of the finest you've slapped in recent memory. If ANYONE says a word about his eyebrows, I'll punch him out! I've always loved the hybrids.
Kevin #2
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2011-05-09 21:51
Who's the Eyebrow Monster? (kidding!;p) Quite a hottie there. Good Slap!
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
Thank you for responding to my suggestion so quickly! He's SUCH a hottie!
James
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2011-05-09 21:51
Note to self: you forgot to order this year's Dieux du Stade. Nice that the naked-rugby-players-posing trend has spread beyond France. And the eyebrows are fine :-D
MC
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2011-05-09 21:51
Danny is indeed good eye candy and will more than likely replace Jonny Wilkinson as the England rugger pin-up. However, an honourable mention must also go to Olly Barkley (Bath RFU Fly-half). Woof!!!
Carl
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2011-05-09 21:51
Sex On Legs!
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
His eyebrows are wonderful! This is one beautiful guy. I don't understand the trend for guys to shape and trim their eyebrows. Give me a real man every time!
Steve
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2011-05-09 21:51
He's beautiful in so many ways, but that innocent smile is irresistable! Cruz
Ok so I got sucked into "Because I Said So" with Diane Keaton last night. The movie was only marginally cute, but this guy in it was astonishingly cute. He name is Gabriel Macht. Please slap him.
Well, I can't comment on the movie since I've never seen it (that's never really stopped me before though, hmmm.....), but having seen a little bit of Gabriel Macht I can say that I definitely agree with Jay. Cute!
Unfortunately, at the time of this post, I hadn't found many pics of Gabriel, but I'm going to keep poking around. I wanted to get the post up now, however, since I've been so remiss. And on the topic of remiss, the really cute guy promised to let me post a picture of his ass. But I haven't seen it. Yet.
Very nice, but please tell me he isn't Keaton's love interest in the movie! It was bad enough to see her pawing Keanu...
dave
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2011-05-09 21:51
Do a search for the new movie trailer for "The Spirit". Gabriel plays the lead character and although it is only a "teaser" trailer (done very much in the style of "Sin City"), Gabriel starts the clip in his boxers and when he dons his shirt there is a very nice shot of his six pack abs.
Stuart
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2011-05-09 21:51
Not bad (I'm a sucker for a moderate amount of facial hair), but the fact that he's named Gabriel reminded me that I've been meaning to do a search for this guy: http://www.splendad.com/ads/show/2076-Macys-The-New-Guy
MC
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2011-05-09 21:51
I loved his appearance on Spin City as "The Naked Guy" guess that was before he was in his own T.V series called "The Others" there he also showed alittle skin but just in one episode of the show.
Nyles
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2011-05-09 21:51
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He also turns up in "Sex in the City" in an episode about guys who only date models. (Modelizer?) Plays a guy who secretly records himself having sex with supermodels.
Sorry for missing so many Slaps in a row over the past couple of days, but my husband and I have transplanted ourselves to warmer climes for the month of May and I'm still getting adjusted.
I was all set to post yesterday, but I was maliciously waylaid by a really cute guy...
Hey!! Go for the cute guy EVERY TIME. We can hold our own.....so to speak. Thanks for all you do for us, Rob. Chris
Chris
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2011-05-09 21:51
Slap him!
MC
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2011-05-09 21:51
As long as you were laid and not just waylaid, it's all good.
Mickey in OC
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2011-05-09 21:51
Ah, Youth & Hormones.
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
May 03, 2008
Slap of the Month - January & April!
Category:
The Daily Slap
Sorry for the delay in posting the Slap of the Month voting - MC's comment about the "great big chart of fetishes" reminded me that I need to get this up. And hell, Sean Faris is first out of the gate. YUM. Anyway, because of the break in Slaps, I decided to combine voting for January and April into a single batch. I think I got everyone, but it's possible my query missed someone - so if you see someone you know is missing, let me know.
So anyway, let's hear it! Who's the hottest so far of 2008?
Update 5/4/08: Oops! As MC noticed (he notices a lot, it seems ), I had Leighton Stultz in there twice. Just a simple bug in my data entry, unfortunately. Anyway, all of Leighton's votes have been combined into one of the Leightons.
Well. making that decision was difficult. As I reviewed all those gorgeous eyes, great smiles, beautiful bodies and a pair if incredibly nice buns, it just got harder! I'm so glad you're back. Thanks for all your hard work, fueling our dreams. Let me know if I can help.
Scot
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2011-05-09 21:51
Janez then. But what happens if Leighton Stultz ends up tied with Leighton Stultz?
MC
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2011-05-09 21:51
Um, do I have to vote for just one??
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
I don't want to say this vote is a humiliating rout, but shouldn't you put the other guys out of their misery? You'd think from the lopsided vote they must be a bunch of geeks, but there's some real studly beef in the also rans. Leighton just knocked it out of the park in hotness, didn't he?
Insect Bites? Angora Sweaters? (Don't look back in Angora) Animal Transformation??? Having read all this I think I need to take a very long shower and exfoliate till I draw blood.
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
Well, heck! Anyhow, I vote for Janez Vermeiren for January; Scott McGregor - and the return of Slap!s - for April. :-D
MC
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2011-05-09 21:51
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Im disappointed that I dont see my favorite clothing fetish, denim ;-(
dave
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I would love to see numbers -- I cannot believe that Classic SM has the same number of proponents as Nose Enlargement! Also making sub-categories of necrophilia seems a bit overboard to me -- how many people engage in fucking the dead to require subcategories?!?!
bcp
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2011-05-09 21:51
WTF? I'm lost! LOL! I'm feeling extremely boring right about now. I can't get a date to begin with, now I have to feel bad about not doing all these freaky things. great.
mimi
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2011-05-09 21:51
What I'm wondering.. is where is the CROSS-DRESSING?!?? I mean.. feminization is a big thing in S&M.. one of the bigger ones...
Seems like you need a bigger "transformation" section that breaks down into subcategories of pony play, furries, dolls/robots... and cross-dressing...
Also.. I don't think the linkage between pony play--where people just act as real pets to a master (and are in bondage) is nearly so closely linked to furries, where people just all dress up as animals and snuggle in a pile together... one is strict hierarchy and more about the function then any real connection to animals.. whereas the other is entirely about the animals and is more egalitarian..
tricstmr
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2011-05-09 21:51
We've been discussing this at a web discussion board I'm a part of. What we're all wondering is, does the "toy boat fetish" really exist? So far we've been unable to find definitive evidence.
Tom K
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2011-05-09 21:51
Chastity?
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2011-05-09 21:51
I think this chart could just be replaced with the text "SEE RULES 34 AND 35 OF THE INTERNET".
Seriously, this chart fails hard. It's missing so much shit. It's impossible to document every fetish, because once something new is created, SOMEONE OUT THERE HAS A FETISH FOR IT, GUARANTEED.
Jesus
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2011-05-09 21:51
I can't find rope or bondage :( They are my two favorites :D
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), I had Leighton Stultz in there twice. Just a simple bug in my data entry, unfortunately. Anyway, all of Leighton's votes have been combined into one of the Leightons.