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I Don't Feel Like Dancing
As promised, here's the cute & fun thing I wanted to post today. I found this courtesy of Juicy who, much like me, needed a pick-me-up recently.

How can you not want to tap your feet when you watch this??

This was so fun. Matthew is quite cute. May have to be slap of the month. I know he won't be everyone's taste, but to each their own.
Thanks for a great start to my Monday.
Jim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Check out the 2 Bros vid when you're done with this one
gad1n10 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Way WAY young, and way way adorable. Made me smile. Thanks.
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

Where Am I?
I have to apologize again for being AWOL for so long, but I've had some very difficult personal issues come up recently and I just haven't had the energy to post anything. I've been able to keep up with work, but I just don't have the mental bandwidth for anything more right now.

To be perfectly honest, there are things I've wanted to post, but since they didn't fit the format of "The Daily Slap" I have resisted. Perhaps, however, that wasn't the best decision. So as of now, "The Daily Slap" will be "The Irregular Slap" for the forseeable future.

This way I hope to give myself permission to post more than I have been without the pressure of doing so daily. I know that sounds strange, but whatever gets you through...

So with that said, I'll have something cute and fun to post later today, but right now I'm being beckoned to Starbucks.

Hurry back, we miss you!!! To tied you over check out //
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've been sort of worried for you, and I've been hoping that you might consider doing just what you have said. it will be fun to look forward to yur postings when you are up to it. A person has to take care of themself before they can be any good to others. Chris
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

As Juicy said: we love you. Post what ever you feel like.
Preacher | 2011-05-09 21:51

All the best, man!
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

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I'm off!
I know posting has been kind of sporadic lately - and there are a number of good reasons for that which I really can't share here.

But for the next couple of days, it's going to be even more sporadic - and I can share why. I'm going to St. Maarten for my cousin's 50th birthday party. I'm hoping (of course!) to have internet access while there, but I don't know yet. So if I have access, it's very likely I'll post at least something. If not, just look for me on the beach...

hmmmm... Rob in a swimsuit... lucky people in St. Maarten that get to see that..
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

My home island! Glad to see tourism is still keeping up. (I'm studying in London now)...

Enjoy!'s always better than there in England
Roald | 2011-05-09 21:51

No apologies needed. I'm always glad when you're there. Enjoy your holiday.
Ronnie | 2011-05-09 21:51

Someone wake me when he's back.
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Fred Savage
Today's Slap goes out at the request of DD who pointed me to, who was showing some great pics of former star of The Wonder Years, Fred Savage - the caps in question being from The Last Run. Quoth DD:
Not too shabby.
Well said!

Who knew that little kid would grow up to be such a hot 31 year old!

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Jeff | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sorry apparently I was too focused on the pics to actually read. Cancel my porevious comment
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

i definately liked him in wonder years and i thought him on boys meets world made me want to melt.

i suggest Matthew Mitcham as a slap. hes a swimmer representing Australia in the olmpics who just came out of the closet. pretty pretty hot.
monney | 2011-05-09 21:51

Absolute perfection. Makes me go weak in the knees. For me, slap of the year is a done deal.
cw | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Harrison Ford
Today's Slap goes out to one of the world's all-time DILFs, Harrison Ford. As you know, he has a new movie starting on Thursday - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Frankly, I can't wait. And I have to say that age 65, ole Indy here still looks damn good. I can only hope that I look so good in 25 years.

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Thanks to Steve for packing up the pics and sending them over!

AMEN Harrison Ford has always been a wet dream of mine. Looking forward to seeing the new Indy as well. Thanks a mill for the pics
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hmmm Harrison Ford has always been hot, hot, hot! Could slap him every day!!
Andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

Matthew | 2011-05-09 21:51

????? ??????? ???
jack | 2011-05-09 21:51

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I Feel like Pasta Tonight

Thanks, Thom!

P.S. Anyone know who this hottie is?

My take, given the fact that the advert mentions passion, is that what could be more passionate than throwing the pasta on each other and then licking it off.
Hal | 2011-05-09 21:51

I was reading through the comments on YouTube and someone had said that he's Chad Connell.

Carlo | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap of the Month January and April - Leighton Stultz!
Sorry for the delay in announcing the winner, but I finally have come out of my hidey hole. It was fairly obvious, I think, that Leighton Stultz was the hands down winner of this month's voting. I confess to casting my vote elsewhere - but I honestly can't remember for whom.

And the runner up was the VERY fetching Emile Hirsch.

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anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is really cute, thanks for sharing, cool site.

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anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is really cute, thanks for sharing, cool site.

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anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - California Supreme Court
I have to apologize for vanishing for so long. Perhaps I've been enjoying the pool at our rental house a bit too much...

Anyway, today's ruling by the California Supreme Court overturning that state's gay marriage ban seems like as good a reason as any to post a Slap. Rather than showing pics of the fine jurists on that court, however, I offer instead a few other images...

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YIKES!! Men kissing! What's next? Men doing laundry? Men cooking? What is this country coming to?
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Welcome to the 21st Century.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thanks, great site and fun.

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I took 1 st home loans when I was not very old and this helped my family very much. However, I require the student loan again.
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Slap! - Danny Cipriani
James chimed in at the perfect time today with a suggestion that I Slap British rugger Danny Cipriani:
Hi there,

So glad you're back from your hiatus, I really missed you!

Can I suggest Danny Cipriani for a slappin'? I only know who he is as towleroad recently featured him:

Good God he's hot!
Danny here plays for the London Wasps. His father hails from Trinidad & Tobago, which seems to explain Danny's exotic (and fabulous!!) appearance.

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Oh My, all I can do is sighhhhhhhh!
Rick | 2011-05-09 21:51

Fuckin Aye!!!!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Juicy, I suppose he's personally working on that next Slap (the really cute guy).
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Apparently, Rob doesn't love us any more. (Snif.)
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Gabriel Macht
Jay wrote to request today's Slap saying:
Ok so I got sucked into "Because I Said So" with Diane Keaton last night. The movie was only marginally cute, but this guy in it was astonishingly cute. He name is Gabriel Macht. Please slap him.
Well, I can't comment on the movie since I've never seen it (that's never really stopped me before though, hmmm.....), but having seen a little bit of Gabriel Macht I can say that I definitely agree with Jay. Cute!

Unfortunately, at the time of this post, I hadn't found many pics of Gabriel, but I'm going to keep poking around. I wanted to get the post up now, however, since I've been so remiss. And on the topic of remiss, the really cute guy promised to let me post a picture of his ass. But I haven't seen it. Yet.

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Very nice, but please tell me he isn't Keaton's love interest in the movie! It was bad enough to see her pawing Keanu...
dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

Do a search for the new movie trailer for "The Spirit". Gabriel plays the lead character and although it is only a "teaser" trailer (done very much in the style of "Sin City"), Gabriel starts the clip in his boxers and when he dons his shirt there is a very nice shot of his six pack abs.
Stuart | 2011-05-09 21:51

Not bad (I'm a sucker for a moderate amount of facial hair), but the fact that he's named Gabriel reminded me that I've been meaning to do a search for this guy:
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

I loved his appearance on Spin City as "The Naked Guy" guess that was before he was in his own T.V series called "The Others" there he also showed alittle skin but just in one episode of the show.
Nyles | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Missed Slaps...
Sorry for missing so many Slaps in a row over the past couple of days, but my husband and I have transplanted ourselves to warmer climes for the month of May and I'm still getting adjusted.

I was all set to post yesterday, but I was maliciously waylaid by a really cute guy...

Hey!! Go for the cute guy EVERY TIME. We can hold our to speak. Thanks for all you do for us, Rob. Chris
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap him!
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

As long as you were laid and not just waylaid, it's all good.
Mickey in OC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ah, Youth & Hormones.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap of the Month - January & April!
Sorry for the delay in posting the Slap of the Month voting - MC's comment about the "great big chart of fetishes" reminded me that I need to get this up. And hell, Sean Faris is first out of the gate. YUM. Anyway, because of the break in Slaps, I decided to combine voting for January and April into a single batch. I think I got everyone, but it's possible my query missed someone - so if you see someone you know is missing, let me know.

So anyway, let's hear it! Who's the hottest so far of 2008?

Sean Faris

Cristiano Ronaldo

Chris Payne Gilbert

Michel Brown

Lukas Podolski

Alex O'Loughlin

Al Santos

Janez Vermeiren

Evan Farmer

Leighton Stultz

Scott McGregor

Chris Daughtry

Justin Hartley

Tyler Bachtel

Justin Chatwin

David Beckham

Emile Hirsch

Bailey Chase

Ryan Phillippe

Robert Buckley

Jeremy Simpson

Ethan Hawke

Josh Duhamel

Eric Nies

Billy Crudup

Mateusz Damiecki

Boris Kodjoe

Jesse Bradford

Jason Gedrick

Update 5/4/08: Oops! As MC noticed (he notices a lot, it seems ), I had Leighton Stultz in there twice. Just a simple bug in my data entry, unfortunately. Anyway, all of Leighton's votes have been combined into one of the Leightons.

Well. making that decision was difficult. As I reviewed all those gorgeous eyes, great smiles, beautiful bodies and a pair if incredibly nice buns, it just got harder!
I'm so glad you're back.
Thanks for all your hard work, fueling our dreams.
Let me know if I can help.
Scot | 2011-05-09 21:51

Janez then. But what happens if Leighton Stultz ends up tied with Leighton Stultz?
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Um, do I have to vote for just one??
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I don't want to say this vote is a humiliating rout, but shouldn't you put the other guys out of their misery? You'd think from the lopsided vote they must be a bunch of geeks, but there's some real studly beef in the also rans. Leighton just knocked it out of the park in hotness, didn't he?
Rick | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Well, heck!
Anyhow, I vote for Janez Vermeiren for January; Scott McGregor - and the return of Slap!s - for April. :-D
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Im disappointed that I dont see my favorite clothing fetish, denim ;-(
dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

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