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Slap! - Jason Gedrick
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Thom, who reminded me:
Almost a year ago, you mentioned Jason Gedrick and rhetorically asked why you had never slapped him. I don't think you have featured him, as yet, and I was wondering if you would consider doing it, now. Perhaps, the problem is a lack of suitable shirtless photos, which I discovered in my search, this morning. However, here are some sites you might consider; a few have some "captures" of Jason shirtless, although they are of rather poor quality. The amazing face, and the matching amazing arms, in the sleeveless photos, are by themselves worth a slap in my opinion.
Well, as Thom mentioned, there were some nice skin shots of Jason. And he does look mighty good shirtless.

You may, of course, remember Jason from the dreadful Iron Eagle. He was also in Backdraft and the TV series Windfall.

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Thank you.. Jason is one of the hottest men in Hollywood. And we get to see him every week (for now, anyway) on Desperate Housewives.
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

He was hot in Murder One, I'd forgotten abot this guy - thanks for reminding me ;)
Stu | 2011-05-09 21:51

He also did the series Boomtown (just a year, sadly) opposite Donnie Wahlberg & Neil McDonough, and one episode of Supernatural, (with Linda Blair too!) adding to the trifecta of hot guys on that show. Both times he played cops, a beat cop and a detective.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Geez! I remember him as a lad in Rooftops. Not much a movie, but when he takes his shirt off, my heart skipped Several beats!
Frank | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jesse Bradford
Today's Slap goes out to actor Jesse Bradford. It's been nearly three years since his last Slap, and he really just keeps getting better looking. I was reminded of him today when I saw him in Flags of our Fathers, along with recent Slap Ryan Phillippe and last year's Jamie Bell.

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Rob - Welcome back. I really missed you! Thanks for giving us your incredible slaps.
Evan | 2011-05-09 21:51

agreed... ADORABLE...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I first noticed Jessed in "Hackers" and found him cute, then hot in "Swimfan." He did a short run in "The West Wing," perhaps my favorite TV series. I think "adorable" says it best.
Edward | 2011-05-09 21:51

Adoreable! Good choice Rob!
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Boris Kodjoe
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Sykler, who wrote to ask that I Slap Boris Kodjoe:
How about Slapping Boris Kodjoe. He's got some hot pics in his underwear and he is such a stunningly perfect man.
And since I've got a historic problem with a lack of color. And since Boris is one of my favorite kinds of guys (ones that are easy to find pictures of... ). I thought he was a perfect choice for this morning.

I confess that I don't think I've seen any of the movies he's been in, but his Untitled Big Chill Remake sounds good. And will probably be crap, because it seems like the remakes always are.

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Update 4/26/08: Whoops! Thanks for the catch on Shemar Moore.

DAMN!!! Oh so Hot!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree, #3 is Shemar Moore, and he would be a great slap. Boris has an incredible ass!!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

HOT! HOT! HOT! He's perfection! Totally attractive in literal sense! Great bod, an ass to die for and a package waiting to b gulped!
shp | 2011-05-09 21:51

Picture #3 is not Shemar Moore. It is indeed Boris!
aussi' | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Mateusz Damiecki
Today's Slap goes out at the request of someone named "guest". He suggested that I Slap Polish actor Mateusz Damiecki. I've never heard of him, and the only name of a film that he's done that I understand is 1409, but I think it's safe to say he speaks the universal language of HOT.

Anyway, the e-mail "guest" sent mentioned a striptease, and I saw what looks like the Polish word for striptease floating around out there, but I never actually saw it. So if you find it, let me know!

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tommy fairgate | 2011-05-09 21:51

besides being really confused by the comment above, I'm glad that this site seems to open the door for the closeted.
bent fan 2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

god love central europe. :) great slap.
matt | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh! I thought that's Daniel Radcliffe. I got lost from the Harry Potter world :P
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Billy Crudup
The last time I Slapped actor Billy Crudup there wasn't much skin to be seen. I found some (very) limited stuff, but really it was pretty disappointing. And he's just to hot to ignore in that situation when I actually manage to come across some skin.

So today we're re-doing Billy. I remember first seeing him in Inventing the Abbots and wishing in vain that he'd give us a nice shirtless shot. But in World Traveler we got quite a nice selection of skin. So enjoy!

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Very nice. Why do I find his feet so attractive?
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thank you! I've loved this guy since I saw him in Big Fish. He was still hot even with his shirt on. There is something very sexy about this man!

Glad you are back...
Mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

Fugly if I do say!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

a cutie. but how dare he abandon mary louise parker and their child. mary louise is fabulous!
booyah | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Eric Nies
Today's Slap goes out to one of the very first gay crushes. Eric Nies, you may remember, was on the very first season of The Real World, which was on right around the time I was starting to come out.

Anyway, I came across him today and, shocked that I'd never Slapped him before, immediately decided that he would be today's victim. There are 2 things to note before you see the rest of his pictures:

1) He looks WAY WAY WAY better "unplucked". That chest hair is nearly perfect. I just wish he took more photos that way.

2) There's a nude shot there that purports to be Eric. But I can't tell for sure. What do you think?

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Update 4/21/08: Scot was kind enough to send along some extra pics of Eric, and of his brother John. Who's the one with the lovely view of his bits after the jump. I figured it made sense to include him here...

Yup, yup, yup. The fuzzy look is way hot - way hot!
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

GREAT SLAP! Long overdue. My first "Reality TV" crush! Damn handsome, shoulders, chest (love the hair!), abs, legs, ass........but seems he has fallen into oblivion - our loss.
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

Man, it was nice to see him again. I always thought he was hot as hell. Now with his "unplucked" look - even better. Anybody have any idea what he's up to now?
As for the nude picture, I remember him on some talk show awhie back, laughing it off and NOT denying it was him. There was a few pictures taken of him and his brother John, also a fitness model, skinny dipping.
Ever see those Grind videos he did for MTV? He looked great in spandex.
Scot | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ecellent choice for a slap. The man is drop dead gorgeous.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

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My new favorite site...
Well, not a site, I guess.

Anyway, GMail is my absolute favorite thing in the world right now.

I setup a GMail account for my mom recently because she was receiving nearly 300 spams per day. They were mostly to my dad's e-mail account, and she didn't want to lose anything important, but the spam was out of control. So instead of cancelling the account, I just forwarded everything to GMail, and it works beautifully. So far there have been no false positives, and the false negatives are on the order of perhaps 5/day.

I was so happy with its performance, that I recently had my husband setup an account to collect all of the e-mail he's received in a neglected account. He's only been neglecting it since 2/24, but as of last night there were 18,000+ messages in it. So GMail rounded them up (actually, it's still working on them) and he's able to go through and see the messages that are actually of interest.

I don't know if these results are typical, but at least for now GMail is really high on my list...

I have used g-mail for quite a while and it is truly superior to all others I have tried.
Thom | 2011-05-09 21:51

Great Tip! Another example of why I visit this site evey day. I hope your break was nice, but thank you for starting the party up again!!!
Dave83201 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Josh Duhamel
I've been having internet trouble all day long, so I've been dreading the process of finding and uploading pictures for a Slap - it was just gonna be torture. But I was going to make a go of it anyway. Because, ya know, it seemed like the right thing to do.

But while I was looking around for a suitable victim, I came across a picture of one of the hottest guys out there - seriously, Josh Duhamel is simply incredible. And he hasn't been Slapped in 3 years! And that's really just a shame, especially since he was kind enough to show us everything (yes, everything) all those years ago.

And since his pictures were already loaded, all I had to do was write a little bit and hopefully get a form to submit. So, assuming I can get this to save, Josh-y here is the guy for us to enjoy today. And if you haven't seen him in Las Vegas, you really should. I don't watch it much - and I don't even know if it survived the writers' strike, honestly - but he's always hot.

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Oh. And Comcast is supposed to come tomorrow morning, so hopefully my connection will be back to its usual robust self.

He is one of my fave slaps of all time. And that lucky bitch Fergie gets to have sex with him all the time. He is simply delicious.
booyah | 2011-05-09 21:51

It was a Google search for pix of Josh that revealed to me the promised land that is Bent oh so many years ago.
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

By the way, I think I've read that Las Vegas (which I've never watched) has been canceled.
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Josh is hot.
Also glad to see the slaps back.
SC | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Ethan Hawke
Today's Slap goes out to actor Ethan Hawke. I was surprised to find that I'd never Slapped him before, and as far as I can tell he's never been requested.

I've thought Ethan was hot since I saw him in Dead Poets Society, and he looked especially tasty in Gattaca.

I was inspired to post Ethan by - and the ass shots are courtesy of - Dewey over at Dreamcaps. Enjoy!

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i'm still waiting on MAN pictures. lot's of twinky guys. ugh

but i am glad ur back!
james | 2011-05-09 21:51

we need a guy like the first guy on your spring-y tent pitch those guys are manly!!
james | 2011-05-09 21:51

Twink? Hmm, interesting.
This or that, fine by me. Great slap, he is a sight for sore eyes.
Preacher | 2011-05-09 21:51

None here either. Very edible.
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jeremy Simpson
Today's Slap goes out to model Jeremy Simpson. He really leaves me speechless...

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Update 4/26/08: Edward was kind enough to send along some extra pics of Jeremy that are just so fucking hot. Check 'em out!!

He is like sad poem, beautiful but melancholic. It is almost like he has seen too much, the pain of countless lives.
He could be one of Tolkien's high elves, so beautiful... (sigh)

PS. I agree with Fareva, if there is nothing positive to say, then say nothing at all.
We see beauty where we wish to see it and ugliness in there where we fear to see beauty.
Well, anyway: Peace friends.
Preacher | 2011-05-09 21:51

it took me til the very last picture to remember where i've seen this guy before. he's the new a&F model. yummy!!!
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

Even though I'm generally not into the ripping-these-guys-to-shreds activity, I must admit the "clubbed seal" observation is kind of funny and rather accurate.

Don't get me wrong, he's still a hot guy.
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Robert Buckley
Today's Slap goes out to actor Robert Buckley, who seems to be most notable for his role in Lipstick Jungle. At least lately, anyway - I think that's where most of the pics after the jump came from. Credit for suggesting Robert here goes out to "Bob", who did, in fact see him in LJ.

Honestly, it sounds like a promising show, becuase how could a show with a title like that fail to show a lot of nice male skin? Including Robert.

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Hysterical! I was just thinking that this was one guy you would have slapped sooner had it not been for your hiatus. I was going to email you about him today. Needless to say, but I wholeheartedly approve of this big slap. He's HOT.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

He wasn't in Knight Rider which wasn't too bad actually. That is just a promo alert. Justin Bruening was, who quite frankly should be on the slap list if he hasn't been. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

With a face and body like that, you gives a frack about the eyebrows. Nice choice.
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Quibbling about eyebrows? Pretty shallow when considering the total content of a man.
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Last day of the season...

Update 4/14/08: To answer Michael's question, it's a very bad picture of Aspen Mountain. I guess I need to fix the resolution on my phone...

Slap! - Ryan Phillippe
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I Slapped Ryan Phillippe. Technically, I suppose, he received the first and only Bent "spank" (of his very fine ass). And I figured it's about time that he get another go, since he really is amazing.

And he looks especially fine in the current Stop-Loss. I heard a rumor somewhere that he has promised never to do another nude scene in a movie, which I find to be an incredible disappointment. I'm hoping it was just a nasty rumor - and since I haven't seen Stop-Loss, I can't say that it's not true. Fingers crossed!

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As far as I'm concerned, you can slap this boy once a week. I never get too much of this pretty boy.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

DCDrew, didn't Ryan "cop an attitude" because Leno asked Ryan to give the camera "his gayest look"? Leno is always making gay jokes. My understanding is that Ryan was offended by Leno's anti-gay attitude not the face that he's played gay. You can read about it here:

Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

HOT. I'm sorry they got divorced tho, cute couple. Rumor dept: I heard he was here in Chicago on Halsted St hangin out with lots of boys. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

I saw him on Leno a few weeks ago. When Jay brought up his first role as a gay teen on a soap, Ryan copped an attitude and said if this is where the interview was going he was leaving.
dcdrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Yes, it's still winter

Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Bailey Chase
J has been begging me lately to Slap actor Bailey Chase, and I've wanted to but, you know, Emile Hirsch's furry goodness got in the way. As far as I'm concerned, if you're willing to show your bits, you move to the head of the list.

Bailey apparently stars on Saving Grace, which I've heard is fabulous. And hell, if you see as much of Bailey on a regular basis as you see after the jump, I'm sold. We need more (male) skin on TV, after all.

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killer eyes
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I loved him in Buffy, except we didn't see enough of him. He looked great in his army fatigues, but he looks even better with his shirt off. GREAT SLAP!!
Nick | 2011-05-09 21:51

Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

He was hot on As The World Turns as Chris Hughes.
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

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I'm Ready for Spring
I'm watching The Masters right now, and I have to say how beautiful Augusta looks this year - I guess it always does. But it's given me a serious case of spring fever. Here we just got a fresh 10 inches of snow.

So while the rest of you are out enjoying the lovely weather (I hope...) where you are, I'll be skiing tomorrow. I hope it's at least sunny.

It's about 70 here in Philadelphia, and at the moment I'm enjoying the private back garden of the apartment I moved into last month after 13 years in a high-rise. Enjoy your skiing!
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Apparently Calgary got just over 25cm (or 10.5 inches) of snow. While the views of the mountains are gorgous the protracted winter would get on my nerves.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

The players are sure getting hotter! The flatfronts are wearing well!
Tweety | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Emile Hirsch
In my recent Slap of Justin Chatwin, I mentioned Emile Hirsch and how good he looked in Into the Wild. And lo and behold if I didn't find some fresh pics of Emile on Towleroad today. So I figured, why not?

As I said, Emile looked really good in ItW, but really, it's a great movie, so it's worth seeing for reasons beyond Emile. But the full-frontal scene of him floating down a river is a nice bonus.

Also, Emile will be starring in May's release of Speed Racer. I'll be interested to see how that turns out - I wasn't one of the kids who loved Speed, but I'll probably see the movie hoping to see some Speed skin.

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Umm, definitely not Dead Poets' Society - Emile would've been four years old when that came out. But, man, is he a nice example of an adorable little cub. grrrr... I could nuzzle away for hours in that chest (and butt?) fur.
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

Emile is SO cute - and HOT! I've loved him ever since "Imaginary Heroes" and "The Mudge Boy." (And he kisses guys in both of those). "I just watched "Into The Wild" and it's a great film - he's a very talented young actor.
Danny | 2011-05-09 21:51

Woof, woof, and woof again! What a fine figure of a boy!
Ed | 2011-05-09 21:51

I loathed Emile Hirsch in that Dead Poets Society film I first saw him in (can't remember it's actual name but it was DPS inspired).

But now I think he is one of the sexiest guys on the planet.

My slap of the month is found!
AJ | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - David Beckham
Steve wrote recently to suggest that I Slap David Beckham, saying
Any chance of an update on this walking art gallery?
Well, he is definitely that. The tats don't really turn my crank, but the rest of him certainly does.

And his Slap seems particularly timely, since he just scored his first goal for the Galaxy. I assume he's contributed in other ways...

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dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I do not understand what so many people find attractive about this guy. From the top of his lumpy head to his crooked nose to his ugly feet, I find nothing hunky or smoking about him.
No offense Marvin, but alot of other soccer players DO have smoking hot bodies. Guys that actually play and score. I think he and the misses are just a couple of fame whores who's posing covers up the lack of any real talent.
I appreciate EVERY day you post - you do a GREAT job and I thank you for that. I'm also sure alot of guys will be very happy to see this boy. I'll wait for tomorrow.
Scot | 2011-05-09 21:51

I had a dream to make my own company, however I did not earn enough of money to do it. Thank goodness my close friend recommended to take the home loans. Hence I used the consolidation loans and realized my desire.
MollieROSALES | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'll admit, Becks is quite the handsome man (from the neck up). I don't mind the tatts even but the man could use a few more push-ups! There's no chest there! The Armani ads almost give him a physical presence but that may just be lighting and b&w photography. IMHO keep him clothed until he gets a personal trainer who knows what they're doing.
Stuart | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Justin Chatwin
We've had a bit of a smooth beginning to the Slaps around here since I got back, so I wanted to inject a little bit of fur. But since I didn't have time last night or this morning to round up a bunch of images, I had to go with what was on my drive.

And that was actor Justin Chatwin. I must say he is quite fetching and the fur on his chest after the jump is quite lovely. You may remember from his turn with a certain snotty prick in War of the Worlds. I'm really not familiar with anything else he's done - I guess except a couple of small roles in Smallville and Lost. But he's got a couple of new movies coming out, so let's hope we see some good stuff in those.

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BTW, speaking of nice fur, has everyone seen Emile Hirsch in Into the Wild? Yamma hamma.

he's got beautiful eyes and i think he's cute in the hat...but other than that... i'm on the fence.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

A cute Canadian boy. Nice eyes!
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Most of the screen caps you have are from his 2007 film, "The Invisible". It's kind of a reverse "Sixth Sense" where he has been attacked and left for dead and his "spirit" must find help to locate his body before it is too late. Not a bad flick, just not that great either.
Stuart | 2011-05-09 21:51

ALWAYS Lovin' the young studs with some chest hair......and some nibbly nipples here as well .....YUM!
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Tyler Bachtel
James was kind enough to send along some pictures of today's Slap, Tyler Bachtel and make my job really easy. I have to confess that I really like it when suggestions come along with pictures... Hint hint.

Anyway, is there much that I need to say about Tyler? Doesn't he really speak for himself? Wow.

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Dear God in heaven, how can one man be that hot. I'd do unspeakable things to this guy's bod. WOW! Welcome home Rob, and thanks for the great slap.
Rob | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow... it's just not fair! Yummi!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Rob, you're a saint.
Here's a bit more.
bent fan 2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

All Greek and Roman gods would turn green for envy if he walked to mount Olympus.
Thank you indeed, dearest Rob for such stunning slap.
Preacher | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Justin Hartley
I was busy watching Smallville last night, and Justin Hartley, who plays the "Green Arrow" was on. And I guess he had some sort of something going on with Lois, because she walked in to find him in jeans only and essentially said "If you think this parading around shirtless and hot is going to work, you're wrong."

Ummmm. WTF is wrong with her? Christ, could he look hotter?

Seriously, he has to be one of the most amazing looking guys out there, doesn't he? Doesn't he???? And I'd certainly like to play with his arrow...

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Owh thank god you're back.

He is totally yummy but I wish his chest hair more fuzzier so I can rest my face in them.. hiks!
koko | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thank God You're Back!!


Justin Hartley is like the hotest thing on two legs. He's sex on a stick!
Dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm gay and he's hot but I'm glad you included Lois. She's WAY better than Lois in Superman Returns...and she's hot too :) DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

Okay, we're over him. Next!
(Of course, I'm profoundly, humbly grateful for everything you do for us> And I'm sure I speak for all of us.) :-D
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Chris Daughtry
I thought today would be a good day for a slightly topical Slap. Topical for me, at least, because I just started watching this season of American Idol.

You may remember Chris Daughtry from Idol a few seasons ago. I especially remember an almost-sheer white shirt that he was wearing on the night he was voted off. Christ, that was hot!!!

So at some point recently, I found some shirtless pics of Chris that I thought were worth posting. I know Chris has had some success with his music career since Idol - here's hoping that we see more of him!

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I guess I would rather clean my sock drawer than watch AI, but I do agree there is a certain hotness about this dude. Just goes to prove a perfectly chiseled body ain't always necessary to get the juices flowing.
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've always thought he was sexy... and what a box! Nice...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree - not classic, but hot in his own way. BTW, welcome back Rob!!! All us horndogs missed ya!
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

No. No. Not for me, but welcome back, Rob!
Edward | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Scott McGregor
April Fools!

Yes! Slaps are back! You didn't think I could actually stop the Slaps, did you? There are just too many hot guys out there - like today's victim...

I struggled for a while in deciding who to Slap. I thought, of course, of Slapping regular feature Jamie Bamber, because he's nearly perfect, and he's topical too because Battlestar Galactica is starting soon! But I thought that was too predictable.

I looked around for other topical fellows, but in browsing my hard drive, I came across model Scott McGregor and I knew we had a winner. If I'm not mistaken, Scott here is an Aussie model, and it seems like you see him everywhere these days except, of course, where he belongs - in my bed.

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i am embarrassed at how relieved i am...

welcome home! and thanks for all the slaps, past and future...
anon! a mouse | 2011-05-09 21:51

HOORAY!! You evil queen, you. Welcome back!
(What had me reasonably confident you were kidding was the fact you'd gone to the trouble of creating the Apr 2008 archive link.) Now about that opportunity to vote for Janez Vermeiren (while everyone else votes for Leighton Stultz)....
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

OK, it was funny.
Never mind the jolt to my aged heart!
Great to have you back - you (and Scott!) made my morning.
dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

I am an experienced journalist but must admit that it did not dawn on me until several hours after I sent my last message that you just might be fooling us.
Welcome back!
Patrick | 2011-05-09 21:51

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I'm baaaaaaaaaack!
I just wanted to say thanks to everyone who wrote while I was gone. I won't be able to respond to everyone's e-mail, but I really do appreciate them.

Anyway, I had a really nice (and much-needed) break. I was (seemingly) all over everywhere during my break, including India and Singapore, and what feels like 100 other places (my frequent flier mile balance is positively distressing to me - and yet, I know there are gobs of people out there who have twice what I do in 3 months).

I wish I could say I'd "stepped away from the keyboard" during my break, but running a technology company seems to prevent that.

So anyway, down to the question I know you're all asking: When are the Slaps coming back? Well, about that.

I've decided to discontinue Slaps. So please, no screaming - we all know this is for the best. Slaps were taking up too much of everyone's time and we all have better things to focus on.

Please, please, please don't stop the slaps. I loved your website & loved stopping by to see who the latest slap was--or to cast my vote each month.

It will be a sad loss if you choose not to continue.
Dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh, no, this cannot be! You will disappoint your faithful fans beyond description and give courage to the forces of bigotry and evil. I can just hear them cheering in their pulpits on Sunday morning.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

welcome back.

By chance I went to the site just in case you had returned. What luck.

Thanks for all the past slaps and I look forward to the new selections!!

marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

What's the point of this Web site if there are no slaps? That's all this Web site has ever been about, you've never really focused on anything else but slaps, so the explanation of discontinuing them makes no sense.
Ben | 2011-05-09 21:51

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