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Lazycrockett | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Nebraska Wrestler Dude
I don't know this guy's name, but I imagine a lot of you have heard of him before. He's the Nebraska wrestler that posed nude for Fratmen and was subsequently kicked off his team.

Anyway, last night I was chatting with Jonny and he virtually insisted that I feature this hottie - he said he's left breathless by this guy, and I can't say that I disagree:

You can see a bunch more pictures of him and his buddy - and a bunch more (all...) of both of them at Fleshbot. I think this is my favorite pic...

"I think this is my favorite pic..."

He certainly is very straight...... (gulp)
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

he's hot!! AND kinda cute too...
hanif | 2011-05-09 21:51

Smokin' HOT and yummy!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Dude...I live in Nebraska and have never heard of him or seen anyone like him...Where in the world did he come from??? I'm so confused...
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I'm back! Again...
I noticed today that my site was down. Again. Augh!

I'm not sure what's going on, but my database server keeps shutting itself down. I'm hoping I got it sorted out today, but if not I'll try to get it back to normal as soon as possible.

And to answer the other question, yes a Slap will be coming soon! I can't say how often, but I'm going to try to make them semi-regular...

You could Slap! Barack Obama. And not in a good way [snarls at thought of Rick Warren].
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

So glad to see you back. What a great Christmas present.
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KARYNNIELSEN31 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sorry, everyone! As you can see Bent is back! I was having trouble with one of my servers and I finally, today, got around to fixing it. So, at the very least, all of the archives of hotness are back!

And who knows, I may start posting again!

Welcome back, Rob. You've been missed.
Edward | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hooray! Missed the archives, miss the new stuff, hope all is well. Been checking once a week or so and it was nice just now to see that dark turquoise appear instead of that error screen.
Be well.
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

That said, what does anyone know about Robert Buckley, star of a recent Lifetime Movie of the Week? (Which I didn't watch, but was drooling over the promos....)
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