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Slap! - Michael Bergin
Today's Slap goes out to one of my historical favorites. As obsessed as I was with Michael Bergin in about 1994, it's absolutely shocking that I haven't Slapped him before today. I remember a friend worked for one of the big department stores, as an assistant buyer for, among other things, mens' underwear. And he was kind enough to round up one of Michael's posters for me to hang in my bedroom.

Michael was, I suppose, most famously on TV in Baywatch Hawaii. Do I really need to say more? He fell off my list of the very hottest guys a while back, but I have to confess he's still amazing looking.

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great man
cyprian | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yes I admit I had a thing for this dude too. In fact I watched this program just to see him (and another guy or two). Speaking of which, what ever happened to the kid who played David Hasselhoff's son? He was getting interesting as he gained a few years.
KD | 2011-05-09 21:51

I give him credit for confirming that I was gay (about 10 years ago). He hit the spot back then, and still does today.
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

If THAT'S what he does with pepperoni, I wonder what he'd do with a cheese stick?
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Michael C. Hall
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Chris and Thom (twice):
I know you have "slapped" Peter Krause, one of the brothers in the great "6 Feet Under", but I don't think you have slapped the other brother, Michael C. Hall. He didn't do much for me as the character David, but I have been watching the first few episodes of "Dexter" and he is quite amazing. (Make a man a serial killer....!) He has had his shirt off several times and is very impressive. Perhaps, there are no shirtless photos of him available, but I think he would be a very worthy slap.
I have to confess that Michael C. Hall here never occured to me, because of the reason cited by Thom above - he was just so annoying on Six Feet Under.

But I was able to round up a couple of (disappointingly small) screen caps of him shirtless in Dexter, and he is looking pretty good. Interestingly, he's done almost no other work on screen. Hmmm...

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Update (9/29/2007): Wow! Joe was nice enough to send along some extra pictures of Michael that I hadn't seen. Definitely some good shots.

Comments !!!
cyprian | 2011-05-09 21:51

sm | 2011-05-09 21:51

Not model-photogenic, but there is something so hot and sexy about this guy.
Jake | 2011-05-09 21:51

Definitely...probably. But only if Rusty Joiner is still unavailable...
dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Snotty Prick Update

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Ah yes, the TSA
I had a run-in with the TSA in Atlanta today that still has me irritated.

I purposely carry a wallet with an ID window, because I've been traveling a lot and it's just easier to flash the ID behind the window, rather than pull it out with 100 other things every time someone wants to see my ID.

Well, the TSA bitch in Atlanta today asked that I take my license out of my wallet. I confess that this has happened before - but ONLY in Atlanta. No other security official - at any airport, anywhere in the world - has ever asked that I take my ID out of my wallet. Only in Atlanta. But, as I said, it's happened before in Atlanta - it's inconsistent, though, so while I wasn't surprised, I was irritated.

So now a bit of description. I like to carry a Kroger frequent shopper card too, but rather than have to pull it out every time, I cut off just the bar code and put it inside the ID window. And to keep it sliding around in the window, I put a little piece of Silly Putty there to hold it in place. Go ahead and say it: yes I'm a geek.

So back to the story. She points at the bar code that's adhered to the ID and says "what is this?"

"Oh, that's my Kroger frequent shopper card."

"Sir, I'll need to see a photo ID that hasn't been tampered with."

Huh?? Tampered with? Because a little bar code accidentally stuck to it? I reached over and peeled the bar code off. That seemed to make her happy and she scribbled her little approval code on my boarding pass and handed it back to me, saying "Have a nice flight." I snatched it out of her hand just hard enough that I wouldn't be suspected of being a terrorist and marched off. I heard her say as I walked away "How rude".

While I know it's not, strictly speaking, her fault, I wanted to say to her (and, really, to any TSA agent in general):
If you don't like being treated rudely by people that are sick of silly and petty bureaucratic decisions which are in no way your fault --- get a different job.
I didn't, however, say that, because I figured a snotty response like that must be absolutely typical of what a terrorist would say and I'd surely be arrested.

Why do you hate America?
Sean Hannity | 2011-05-09 21:51

OMG. the reason the "bitch" was rude, of course, is your complete overreaction to a perfectly reasonable request: 1.5 seconds out of your day. you spent 10 times that amount complaining in your post. don't stick things to your legal identification, or allow things to stick themselves there, and you'll not be asked for a closer inspection. and SHE's the bitch, really? stuff like this makes gay men look bad.
christopher | 2011-05-09 21:51

I wear suspenders, and get strip searched regularly. I think they enjoy the power trip.
musicguy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Being from the Atlanta area myself, I will start by saying I regret that you felt you were treated poorly. Most of the people here are warm, friendly, and courteous in the extreme. But,petty issues abound in seemingly every aspect of our lives. However, I am dissappointed in you. Being rude to someone just doing their job is never the right action. If you had treated this "TSA bitch" better than she treated you, it could have made all the difference. Responding to rudeness with rudeness is wrong. By taking the high road, you could have made this situation much more pleasant, and made everyone behind you have better service.( And probably after work, that woman told all her buddies about the hateful prick from Denver that ruined her day)......

Leo Chat | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Seann William Scott
Today, in honor of the fact that I'm visiting my friend Juicy, I'm opening the floor to a guest Slap by my host. For today's victim Juicy has selected someone requested by Bax quite some time ago. But I'm gonna let Juicy tell you all about it:

Hello boys… Following the somewhat raucous revolt over James Blunt’s Slap of yesterday, I believe we have been called to once again return to the juicy (pun intended) center for which Bent has become known: down-home, big smile, smooth, hot ‘n tasty yumminess. I believe a few heaping spoonfuls of Seann William Scott will do just the trick.

Slapped by Rob in August 2005, Seann has bared his soul (and skin) many times over since then – and with the uber gay-fun classic Dude, Where’s My Car, Seann transformed making out in a convertible with your boyfriend (in that case, Ashton Kutcher) into an art form. How many of us gasped when they leaned over to show Fabio how it’s REALLY done?

My friend Matt “Thigh” Moore met Mr. Scott at a party a few weeks ago, and I am happy to report that Thigh says, aside from being even more smoking’-sexy in person, he was one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet – seemingly embracing his gay fans with enthusiasm. We like that.

So… when Rob asked me to Guest Slap, I thought immediately of the two-enned Seann (the extra “n” for “naked,” hopefully). He’s got five movies in the works, but alas, still no word on a “Where’s My Car” sequel, which would most certainly involve more smootchin’ up on Mr. Demi Moore. Enjoy!

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Any possibility you could get a couple hundred pictures of this guy and just keep posting them for the next WEEK?

God what a beautiful man. Anybody see a little Ethan Hawke in some of those pics?

Thanks for the recovery from yesterday's disaster :)
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's so damn hot and it's a shame he shaves his perfectly haired chest...I've seen it with hair and he should keep it.
Italianguy818 | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's so damn hot and it's a shame he shaves his perfectly haired chest...I've seen it with hair and he should keep it.
Italianguy818 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Great body. Face is a little rat like. Hair will be gone in 3 years.
Maddox | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - James Blunt
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Xavier to James Blunt:
James Blunt has a new album coming out tomorrow, so it'd be a very good time to slap him. There's something very *#&$able about him (for lack of a better word). I think it's the whole singing sensitive songs thing. Even if I don't care too much for some of those songs, he's definitely shag-worthy, especially in the "You're Beautiful" video. Just don't post those pasty pics of him on the beach in Spain with Petra Nemcova. He looked oddly short there.
Alas, I didn't get my act together in time, so I wasn't able to Slap him on the day of his album release, but he's definitely a cutie, and his album was out just a few days ago - so it's not too bad. Anyway, All the Lost Souls is his new release, and from listening to a couple of tracks on his web site, it sounds pretty good.

And although I violated Xavier's specific instructions about the pictures of James on the beach in Spain, I don't think they're bad - he's pretty cute. Maybe he looks a bit short, but those were really the only decent skin shots I could find.

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Comments I missing something? is there something slapworthy about this guy?
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

Surely, this was an extreme lapse in judgement. Slaps can be removed, can't they? Please say yes. Please?
KD | 2011-05-09 21:51

I disagree with the haters. He's no Jamie Bamber, but there is some hotness there. I think he's fine.
cris | 2011-05-09 21:51

i just don't get it. don't like the guy's music and don't think he's good looking. i guess you can't please every one all the time.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Winter's on the way!! I know the picture is crappy, but that really is
snow... :-)

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells....
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Albert Reed
In honor of his debut on last night's Dancing with the Stars, I thought it was appropriate to Slap model Albert Reed. I haven't watched the episode yet, but it looks like Albert has the inside track on getting my votes - he's by far the hottest.

I guess he does have some hotness competition from dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy, but Albert's clearly the hottest star. I didn't watch the show last year, but Albert's clearly used to the idea of taking his shirt off, and Maksim doesn't seem to mind too much, so I think this season may be a good one.

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My My My...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I dunno. There is something about his face that seems slightly deformed to me.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

He looks like he's about one Gay Gasp away from saying "Just Jack!"
Spike | 2011-05-09 21:51

Doesn't this guy have a "Lurch" quality at times?
Pato | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Paul Walker
Today's Slap goes out to one of the hottest guys anywhere, Paul Walker. I've Slapped him before, but it's been nearly 3 years, and it's absolutely a crying shame for a guy this hot not to have made Slap of the Month. Competition so far this month is pretty fierce, but I think Paul here has a good shot at the title for September.

I was inspired to check out Paul again because I recently watched Into the Blue with Paul and another Slap, Scott Caan. And as dreadful as the movie was, he made up for it and then some. Especially since it was set in the Bahamas, and who needs to wear their shirt in the Bahamas? Perfect. I really hope that it's a harbinger of things to come. Paul was also in Joy Ride - whence came the lovely shots of his nearly flawless ass.

And according to IMDb, Paul is "best known" for his role in The Fast and the Furious. That movie isn't really worth watching, in my opinion, because it's every bit as bad as Into the Blue, but he only has his shirt off for about 10 seconds of screen time. Seriously, what's the point??

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He is preety and has a nice ass, eyes and body but he's overrated, generic looking, and he's kind of homophobic. Said something a while back that he wouldn't ever play gay or kiss another guy and it just hit me the wrong way. Plus I don't like how he's overly pushed on the public as a big star when the guy's acting is just short of Keanu Reeves in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

Guys, Paul Walker acted his butt off in the gritty Mob movie "Running Scared" and got good reviews. Plus there is an "ass in action" scene with his wife on top of the washing machine.
Dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

i've always found him to be damn near perfect. the all american guy next door! he's hot and there is no getting around that, but true... some of his acting isn't that great. he's still yummy!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

The Adonis lines, alone, make this guy perfection.
Shwa | 2011-05-09 21:51

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I'm Speechless

God, he's beautiful.

Wesley Aderhold, courtesy of Tottyland.

I just woke up, and now I'm going to try to go back to sleep and find Wesley in my dreams!
mikwiz | 2011-05-09 21:51

So cute ... but young. I'll make him legal in my mind...mmmm
T.O. mdawg | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sorry, but here's a word: huh?!?
bron | 2011-05-09 21:51

he's cute, but his waxed eyebrows kinda throw me...
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Shia LaBeouf
I saw Shia LaBeouf on JustJared the other day, and made a point of saving some of the images of him for later use. Well, now's later. I've gotten a few requests for Shia lately (Patrick, Thom) and some older requests for him too (Patrick - same Patrick, I think - and Brodie). Thom had this to say:
I think Shia LaBeouf is a fine actor and is only going to get better with maturity. Also, he looks very hot, shirtless. I hope you agree that a "slap" is in order.
Definitely in order.

The only movie of Shia's that I've ever even seen is I, Robot, which I really enjoyed. I don't remember what role he played, but what are ya gonna do? He was also in Disturbia, which I've heard is very good - and it's where the pics of Shia with an ankle monitor on are from. But it looks like his "big break" (I guess...) is gonna be in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull where it looks like he'll have a fairly big role. As, I presume, a young Indiana Jones.

Here's hoping we see more of this hot young actor!

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He is playing Indiana Jones' Son in the new movie. I think Transformers was his big break.
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

Great blog! I added you to my blogroll. I'd appreciate it if you'd consider linking back.

Most blogs allow you to enter your blog url in a special field in the comment section. If the blog doesn't have that feature, then you will also need to put my url in the comment.
eric | 2011-05-09 21:51

Are all you guys desperate?? This kid could just as well be selling drugs (and other things) on Santa Monica Blvd.
Pato | 2011-05-09 21:51

He was also in the movie Disturbia last year. He is a cutie, but one thing that makes him more attractive is his attitude towards being a star. I have seen him on numerous talk shows and he seems to have his head in the right place, unlike a lot of young Hollywood. Cant wait to see him in Indiana Jones.
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Email Screwup
OK, for I don't know how long I've had my e-mail misconfigured. If you click on the "email me" link on the page, I get your message just fine. But if I responded to you and then you hit "reply" on that e-mail, your message probably got dumped into oblivion. All thanks to the spammers... Ugh. I maintain they should get one lash with a cat-o-nine tails for every spam they send.

But back to the problem at hand...

So I know I've responded to several people recently, who were asking how to send pictures. And I'm sure other people hit "reply" and wondered where the hell I went. Regardless, it works now. But you still can't "reply" to an old message, because the reply address is wrong - you have to reply to this address: And replace that '#' with a '4'. Or better yet, just hit the "e-mail me" link again.

Hopefully I won't have to change again - I got a new spam management tool that's working great.

Slap! - Danny Nucci
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Please slap that man.. :)
Methinks someone has some sort of infatuation with actor Danny Nucci. That someone wanted to remain anonymous. I've always thought Danny was kinda cute, and when I got the e-mail, I figured he surely deserved a good Slap. But I didnt' realize he was quite so hot. If only he'd shown his bits in those pictures in the shower. So close ... and yet so far.

Anyway, you might remember Danny as being Leo's Italian sidekick Fabrizio in Titanic. And he was recently in a film called Totally Baked: A Pot-U-Mentary. Sounds like fun. The ass shots after the jump come from The Big Squeeze, but the (almost) frontal ones are labeled as coming from "Codename Jaguar" which is listed as Sublet in IMDb.

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HOT HOT HOT Frankie Zito from the TV Series based on Kiss Me Guido!!!!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Eh, I don't see it.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

In some of the pictures, he reminds me of an slightly older version of the young Dean Cain, only not quite as hot! The facial hair is a mistake! Makes him look like Cardinal Richelieu from "The Three Musketeers"
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

Eh, not really doing anything for me. But, I do agree with Bob, facial hair is never a mistake.
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

Vintage Airplane Porn

A Lockheed L-10 Electra.

Great post! Is there anyone else on here into classic cars?
DavidW | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Clément Poitrenaud
Today's Slap goes out, at the request of JK, to another of the absolutely stunning Dieux du Stade guys, Clément Poitrenaud.

One thing is for sure, all of the French rugby dudes look incredible. But after extensive ... um ... research, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that Clément here is the hottest of them all. But hell, there are so many Dieux du Stade guys I could surely do an entire month of Slaps of just them and then have a vote. But I won't squish them all together like that. I do, however, need to make sure to get more of them up.

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OOOH! The guys all squished up together for us to see. What a concept!
fareva | 2011-05-09 21:51

To be honest, I don't think I paid him much attention because of his co-model with the hot tat on his thigh, but seeing him featured on his own I feel sorry I didn't notice him sooner!
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

I don't do buck teeth. But great legs and ass. Also, these homoerotic pictures of supposed straight guys touching each other is tired.
Pato | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow. O_O
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

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More Crocs
Stroke Addict turned me on to this picture. Thanks!

I have to agree, that's just about the worst looking thing I've ever seen.

There’s never a very large escalator around when you need one.
Peter | 2011-05-09 21:51

If this dosen't kill the damn things popularity (the Crocs, not Bush - that was gone long ago) nothing will.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

I think he needs some of those little flowers and things that kids put on the top of their Crocs. And what's with the socks? I second the escalator comment.
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

I think those are presidential seal socks.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Good Heavens!

(h/t David)

What the hell is that from? That has to be intentional! Which is fine by me! :-)
AtlantaGuy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Looks like it's from an Italian bakery but I could be wrong...
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

This was circulated a few years ago and was supposedly photographed during a "Pirates" show at either Disneyworld or a show in Las Vegas--depending on the posting. Whichever...HOT!
tjinfla | 2011-05-09 21:51

Can you slap Jim Sturgess from the new movie Across the Universe? I just saw it and he is amazing. He needs to be slapped.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Matt Loewen
Alan wrote to suggest today's victim, Canadian model Matt Loewen:
You should check out fashion Model Matt Loewen from Canada (I think). He is one of the most stunning guys I have ever seen. His eyes are to die for...I think you will agree.
I certainly do agree. Alas, like so many models, Matt here is a "manscaper". Actually, he doesn't manscape. He shaves. Which really is a shame. But he's still hot.

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Ooph. Could the boy be any hotter? Let me be the first to say that he already has my vote for Slap of the Month.
squeaky | 2011-05-09 21:51

if thats what you call canadian beef! then i want some of that raw!
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

i'll take him, wrap'em up!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yeah, we all look like that up here in Canada...well amost. Matt is quite the handsome devil.
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Do You Like Pina Coladas?
A Bosnian couple are getting divorced after finding out they had been secretly chatting each other up online under fake names.
Now they are both filing for divorce - with each accusing the other of being unfaithful.

"To be honest I still find it hard to believe that the person, Sweetie, who wrote such wonderful things to me on the internet, is actually the same woman I married and who has not said a nice word to me for years."
(h/t Dvorak Uncensored)

How sad. These two really deserve each other.
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Rupert Graves
Credit for today's Slap goes to Bruce, who wrote, saying:
would you consider doing a slap on Rupert Graves? He did a very good job in Maurice and your slap would be interesting to day the very least,thanks, bruce
I have to agree - U.K. actor Rupert Gravesdid a wonderful job in Maurice, and that was, I think, the first "gay movie" I ever saw. He was also in V for Vendetta with Natalie Portman, and The Madness of King George.

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I LOVE Rupert. He has done so many cool movies, including "Different for Girls" where he fell in love with his old school mate after his sex change. I saw him at the LA Gay Film Festival (Outfest) taking questions. He is totally cool. And adorable.
scooter | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yes sir, Mr. Scudder sir. Meet you in the boat house...
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Uhhh, just shave the goatee, first. (I'm hoping that was just for a role.)
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

I loved him as Scudder and love him still.
sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Crocs Causing Catastrophe?

Are Croc shoes causing escalator accidents? Interesting...

As if the aesthetics of these damned things weren't enough of a catastrophe!
Shwa | 2011-05-09 21:51

yeah. my PJ pants are comfy, too, but i don't wear those in public. i hate those damned things.
matt | 2011-05-09 21:51

For working in the garden there is no better shoe - you can rinse all of the mud right out with the hose. More importantly, when the earthworms wiggle in throught the holes, you can really feel at one with the earth.
muffy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slapdate! - Novak Djokovic
For those of you who enjoyed the Slap of Novak Djokovic, Jonny sent along a video that I thought I'd share. If you watched him play in the USOpen, you may have seen him do some pretty godo impressions.

Here are some more, shot in the lockerroom. No, there's no nudity, but you do see some underwear. And there's a hot Argentinian (I think) dude, that gets a little bit of screen time too.

Slap! - Frédéric Cermeno
Stuart wrote to suggest that since the Rugby Union World Cup has recently started, it would be nice to Slap one (or more!) rugby guys. He mentioned the Stade Francais by name. So I figured, since I've been sitting on a pile of Dieux du Stade pictures for ages and ages, I'd break some out. I've posted Dieux du Stade guys before, like Frédéric Michalak and Raphaël Poulain. But today's honors go out to Frédéric Cermeno

I really know nothing at all about the Dieux du Stade guys. Well, I guess I know one thing - they all look really good naked. And most of them aren't bashful about it in the least. I really like that in a hot guy.

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What an honor to be the first one to congratulate such a well applied slapping action.

Thank you!
Bernardo | 2011-05-09 21:51

what a gorgeous man!!
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

what a gorgeous man!!
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

So much for Nick Lachey as "Slap of the Month"...
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Andreas Thorkildsen
Today's Slap goes out, at the request of Ben, to Norwegian javelin thrower Andreas Thorkildsen.

I really know next to nothing about Andreas, but he certainly is nice to look at. According to Ben, he recently came in second - to Tero Pitkamaki (who was also requested) - in the World Athletics Championships.

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very nice!
aschen | 2011-05-09 21:51

Perhaps more jocks and fewer actors would liven things up. How about Lewis Hamilton, the British Formula 1 driver?
Patrick | 2011-05-09 21:51

Only an opinion, but shouldn't this site be reserved for only the godlike in body and face. Just handsome or good looking doesn't cut it anymore. Unless they stepped off the covers of Men's Fitness or International Male, why bother?
Stuart | 2011-05-09 21:51

David, you are so right. Bland, vanilla, yet nice bod, but there are so many others that are so much more interesting.
Nada, zip, zilch!
Rick | 2011-05-09 21:51

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So true it makes you want to cry.

The only (small) beef I have is that they included South Africa in the panel of mocking countries. South Africa actually has a constitution that forbids discrimination based on sexual orientation and has legalized gay marriage.

(h/t Andrew Sullivan)

In Need of a Caption
I really can't think of a good caption for this picture, but I wanted to post it anyway.

And yes, the picture is real. I'm guessing these two guys always make sure to sit together in this order...

Need to use my towel?
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

Just when you thought it was safe to go commando.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Wes Bentley
Robert wrote recently to ask if I'd Slapped American actor Wes Bentley. The answer is "yes". Now.

Anyway, you probably remember Wes from American Beauty. He was the gay (wasn't he?) teen from next door. I remember thinking he was kinda scrawny, but a little bit cute. I think, in the intervening 8 years, he's gotten quite a bit cuter.

He doesn't seem to have been in anything else I've ever even heard of, but he has a couple of upcoming movies, specifically P2 and The Last Word.

I remember him as being a pretty good actor - here's hoping we see more of him.

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Update 8/15/2007: D'oh! Chris is right. It wasn't his character that was gay - it was his dad.

His dad wasn't gay either. His dad THOUGHT he was gay and having sex with the guy next door(Kevin Spacey's characteer). He wasn't, he was just selling him pot, but that's why his dad shot Lester-the Kevin Spacey character. Ricky Fitts - the Wes Bently character was just wierd. He walked around with a movie camera all the time, remember?
Scot | 2011-05-09 21:51

He had a terrible role in Ghost Rider, which was a terrible movie. He doesn't do much for me, but for some reason I really like his ears. Weird.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

I always thought he was HOT!!! I never thought he was gay in American Beauty I thought it was his dad who was gay. I thought he was just weird...but HOT!
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

"Gay in American Beauty"? He's an actor!
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

On the road again...

Put it in......put it all the way in!
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Ralph Fiennes
Scraps wrote a little while ago to request that I Slap today's victim, actor Ralph Fiennes. I Slapped his brother Joseph Fiennes quite a while ago, but until now I've neglected Ralph. I have to confess that I find Joseph to be the hotter brother, but Ralph is certainly well deserving of a Slap.

Most recently, I think, Ralph has played a very sexy Lord Voldemort in a couple of Harry Potter movies.

I know him best from The English Patient and from his turn as an absolute wack-job in Red Dragon. Yeesh.

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Nope, sorry, All I see is a combination of the Red Dragon and Voldemort (with a slight dash of John Steed). He creeps me out and Joseph is better looking.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

i still say he is wicked hot in Red Dragon. some nice full body shots of him in that movie as well.
Scraps | 2011-05-09 21:51

Re" Pix #7 Tina Turna called and wants her wig back.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

I meant Turner! (rotten keyboard)
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Random hottie! - Neil Haskell

via Just Jared

Neil is sooooo hot; cute, manly, and really thick, dark hair in his armpits and on his legs (who wants to bet on his crotch? Dark, lots, unshaved balls, with plenty showing on the side of the pouch of his jockstrap) -- the total package; we neeed to see more of Danny: handsome, dark, athletic, robbed of the dance title, and lots of hair in his armpits (and crotch) also. Danny's brother Travis is another one to look into -- what a hottie. Much better than Zac.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

HAHA I was going to tell you about this and ask you to slap Neil Haskell from So You Think You Can Dance, but I guess you beat me to it!

LOVE Neil!
Carlo | 2011-05-09 21:51

sure, the guy is hot.
Regardless, the first comment is ridiculous. Dude, get a life. The deets on where hair might be, or not, your day dreams and wet dreams, needn't be spelled out for all of us to read... this is a place to be objective, affirmative and/or critical... not whimsical and empty headed. You sound like a Boy Scout Leader spouting out at a NaMBLA rally outside the local PTA meeting.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

First comment ever (and I read a *lot* of blogs, daily). Comments are just that comments, silly, gushy, snarky, whatever. Anonymous #2 this quote's for you. "Whatever attitudes we habitually use toward ourselves, we will use on others, and whatever attitudes we habitually use toward others, we will use on ourselves. The situation is comparable to our serving food to ourselves and to other people from the same bowl. Everyone ends up eating the same thing--we must examine carefully what we are dishing out.-- Bhante Henepola Gunaratana, "Eight Mindful Steps to Happiness"
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Nick Lachey
Today's Slap goes out to super hottie Nick Lachey. Nick absolutely has to be one of the hottest guys out there... I've Slapped him before, but I checked it out and he really got short shrift in that Slap, so I decided he needed another go. I mean, how could a guy this hot not win Slap of the Month?

I've never really watched much of Nick on TV, but I remember catching an episode or two of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica. Oy. I always wonder with shows like that: Is Jessica really that stupid, or is it an act? Can anyone really be that stupid and still have the necessary brain power for breathing?

Nick, however, is best known for being part of the boyband 98 Degrees. Lately he's been doing some solo work, but not with the kind of success that Justin Timberlake has been seeing. I actually haven't even listened to Nick's new album. Has anyone heard it?

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Update 9/13/2007: For those of you looking for Nick's 98 Degrees buddy, Jeff Timmons, he was Slapped a while back. Thanks to Jonny for reminding me of his name.

Aren't there some recent nude pics floating around out there?
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

there was another guy in 98 Degrees who i thought was actuallly hotter.
George | 2011-05-09 21:51

George --- The other guy in 98 Degrees was Jeff Timmons. Definitely cuter than Nick, and slap-worthy. I remember him looking great without a shirt on.
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yeah Nick is quite good looking but for me, Jeff Timmons is more sexual. Nick seems like a cuddler while Jeff looks like he'd get down and dirtier.
Marco | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Tom Brady
Today's Slap goes out to Tom Brady. I was inspired to Slap Tom when I saw a wet t-shirt picture of him on Towleroad recently.

I'm not necessarily a big fan of football, but I have to confess that I think Tom is incredibly hot. I wish he'd take his shirt off more, but some of the shots - especially in the sleeveless t-shirt look great too...

In case you're living under an even larger rock than I am, Tom here plays quarterback for the New England Patriots. They won two Superbowls a couple of years back under Tom's inimitable leadership. I don't have any idea how they look this year.

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Update 8/12/2007: Found some more pics on Towleroad. And at their source, Vman.

Don't get this one at all......straight or gay...this one does nothing for me
Jim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Unfortunately, incredible athletic talent doesnt mean incredible sexiness...
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow - Slap of the Month - he is incredibly sexy in person. I will dream hot dreams tonight!!
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

As hot as he is straight. Le sigh.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

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John, Part Deux
John sent me an e-mail yesterday evening, complaining that the picture of him I'd posted (taken with my camera phone) was terrible, and wanted me to post some others. Well, I was happy to post these...

mmmmmmm much better!
Rick | 2011-05-09 21:51

Horny bastard ;)
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

John is a hottie and needs his nipples worked over by a professional; I volunteer.
Paul | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is a hottie woof
Mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Roger Federer
Today's Slap is the last in the "Tennis Slaps" series, and goes out to a very deserving Roger Federer. I have to admit, Roger is really looking good these days. There's a picture after the jump from a few years ago, where he looks kinda soft. By no means fat, but just not in great shape. Well, the more recent pictures show a totally different guy. He's fantastic!!

Roger has now won 12 grand slam titles, putting him in a tie for second place with Roy Emerson. Pete Sampras is in first place, with 14. Here's hoping that Roger wins a "full" slam next year and pulls ahead of Pete...

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Jesus what is with the ass faced tennis players!? Nice chest and stomach though.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

He looks like the younger brother of Quentin Tarantino *chuckle*
Love his tennis plays though. You rock Roger!
gone_i | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've always thought he looked like Tracey no likey from the neck up, great from the neck down
killmenow | 2011-05-09 21:51

Face (except for the coffee pic) isn't that great, but I'm a sucker for a hairy chest & tummy. Don't ever let this guy near a razor...his chest is perfection.
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Gerard Butler
Today's Slap comes at the request of Robert, who wrote to say:
Gerard Butler was slapped back in 2005. Since then, he's buffed up and has appears nearly nude in several films. Isn't it time to take another look at this total hunk? A google image search results in hundreds of photos, including screen caps from '300'!
Indeed. Gerard has become quite the beefy stud, as you can see after the jump. There are a couple of very hot shots from Men's Health, and I did find an ass shot or two, and - believe it or not - a couple of side view shots of his naughty bits.

As Robert noted, Gerard Butler was indeed in 300, where he played King Leonidas. Apparently kings way back when were hot (speaking of people who need re-Slaps). Gerard was also in The Phantom of the Opera, but that creepy mask made him play second fiddle to Patrick Wilson. And apparently he was in Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life - does anyone remember him from that? Perhaps it was just that the movie was so bad I couldn't focus on anything else... Oh, and if you're wanting to see them in their floppy-action best, the naughty bits shots are from Her Majesty, Mrs. Brown.

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Remember him in LC:CoL, heck is was the reason to see that movie.

He also played Dracula, in Dracula 2000.

He was in Dear Frank, with a heavy Scottish accent. Woof!
Fred | 2011-05-09 21:51

I might like him if he wern't in 300. That movie was such a macho pissing contest I can't watch or ogle anyone who was in it anymore. Which sucks cuz there was some hot manflesh in that movie.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

What crack are you guys smoking? 300 was a great movie! Aside from all the man-flesh, is was a well done movie I thought. The special effects were Visually stunning and the story was engaging! Then again, I was a comic book nerd growing up and loved Frank Miller's stories like "300" and "Sin City" though. So maybe that's why I liked it too.
Rod | 2011-05-09 21:51

I just saw 300 last night and did enjoy it. Granted it was a bit short on story and went way overboard on the visuals, but I still thought it was a decent flick.

About the Gerard pics: Model types take note. This is what a man looks like. You don't even come close.
KD | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slapdate! - Zac Efron

For those of you who didn't think Vince Corazza really did it, dae was kind enough to send along a link to this picture on TMZ.

He's been in the news a lot lately, have you noticed?

Zac Efron's Slap

Never really been into Zac, too twinky for me and yet he really reminds me of one of my nephews who is becoming a TOTAL HOTTIE, but I love this pic!
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ya Zak is got an awesome body that who wouldn't love to get on , But the guy is not the hottest guy out there,
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is surely hoooot as hell! zac is my boi! he is in top of my list! but then again so are few other guys, lol.
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

Someone's been hitting the gym.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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By the way, I meant to post and say thanks for all the nice comments I got when I Slapped myself. (Doesn't that sound weird?) Anyway, I really appreciate it! So maybe I'll do a shirtless pic for Slap #2000.

Just kidding. Like I said when I posted originally, I'll post pics that don't make me look like a freakish troll. Which, in general, is about 1 picture in 1000.

And last, but not least, no I don't have a gay twin brother in Manhattan, Toronto or Montreal... But thanks for asking!

Slap! - Vince Corazza
OK, I know I'm gonna take some heat for this guy, but I'm putting him up anyway. And in looking through my request archive, I see that I have at least one person on my side, and that's William.

Anyway, today's Slap goes out to actor Vince Corazza. I don't remember how long ago William asked to see him, but I'm sure it's been a while. But it was nearly impossible to find pics of this guy. But I watched Leaving Metropolis the other night and was able to make some screen caps. And honestly, I don't think the screen caps do him justice. He's much better looking when the picture is in motion. He looks kinda funny in the stills. Oh well...

From IMDb it looks like Vince has done tons of things, but for some reason there are very few pictures out there of him. At least that I could find. Admittedly, I didn't have enough time to go looking all over the place for this one, but generally I can tell if I'm gonna have luck in my extensive searches and I didn't get that feeling with him.

So anyway, for those of you who've been craving fur (I know you're out there...), here you go!

More Vince Corazza

By the way, I watched Laving Metropolis on the new (new to me, at least...) Netflix "Watch It Now" service. If you haven't tried it, I highly recommend it. It's really easy and works great!

man... what a bod!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Good-fucking-night. Yes.
bron | 2011-05-09 21:51

Vince is one of my guilty pleasures. I saw him in Leaving Metropolis and was in total lust. The man's body is completely flawless--just beautiful.

Dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yup, that's a real man - not perfect like a model, but real and definitely hot.
KD | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Brett Hollands
I featured him as a random hottie the other day - not knowing who he was. And some kind soul filled me in as to his identity. And then, looking through my requests archive, I noticed that Lars sent a note a while back saying:
How could you possibly forget to slap Brett Hollands? He is tall, furry and hunky. Brett is drool-icious!
Yes, indeed he is. Well, I have to ask: Furry? I guess, like so many guys these days, he might just be intimately familiar with a razor.

So today's victim is Brett Hollands. As you can tell, he's model-rific, having worked for tons of companies, including Abercrombie. And there seem to be lots of sites that feature various shots of him, thankfully many of which are shirtless...


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He looks a bit like Paul Walker and Patrick Wilson. I like him in some pics but not in others...
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've seen many of these pics in ads, and every time I see this guy, I think: "I didn't realize God actually created a perfect male". Beautiful face, muscles, killer eyes, he is perfection. And when you tell me he's furry "au naturel", he becomes a candidate for Slap of the Decade.
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

These model types leave me cold. Please, no more of them.
KD | 2011-05-09 21:51

Anytime, anywhere!
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Cindy Adams
Steve sent along a link Towleroad who featured some interesting words from gossip columnist Cindy Adams this morning. Most importantly:
Draping homosexuality in shame is what forces the weak to hide and lie and rail against it publicly in order to cover themselves privately.
Well said.

Is it "shame over homosexuality", or the ickiness of a sort-of implied-incest that it was with Howard Stern? Surely even a bisexual man is allowed to be offended by an implication that he'd slept with someone that he actually found objectionable and distasteful.

I'd certainly be offended if someone said that I'd had sex with Howard Stern too... It would be a lie, and call my judgement into question; and would probably damage my "good name" as-well.
Ted B. (Charging Rhino) | 2011-05-09 21:51

Umm... what?
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap of the Month for August! - Eion Bailey
Well, the votes are in, and I was surprised to find that the vote was so close! I can't remember a month where the top 3 guys were stacked up so close. I think in this case the "lovers of smooth" had divided loyalties and the "lovers of fur" were able to swoop in and push Eion Bailey over the top.

The smoothies did have their say, however, by pushing Nick Zano to runner-up:

Are the standards for judging superiority published somewhere? I must see it so I don’t make such mistakes in the future. Could it be a genetic flaw on my part? Is gene therapy available to correct my defect? Maybe there’s a list of foods and colors far superior in taste and visual appeal somewhere? Please, please steer me in the right direction. I’m very concerned.

Good grief!

I’m usually kind of a fur guy, but there’s something about Nick that does it for me. First place winner is good too.
KD | 2011-05-09 21:51

Two great choices and oddly enough, the two I was back and forth on before voting.
RC | 2011-05-09 21:51

What the hell?!?! Forget the fact that he is furry - he is not even that good looking! McPartlin wins in my book.
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

The votes speak for themselves (and boy do I agree). And, while there were certainly other good-looking guys on the list, there is something to be said for a guy who is attractive and talented (i.e. Eion Bailey), instead of just a vapid mannequin that gets paid way too much so he can afford to do crunches for 8.5 hours/day to keep up that washboard stomach.
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

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The Evil Plot at DIA
John sent a link to this little nugget the other day. In case you weren't aware, Denver International Airport is set to be the home of a new world order. When alien reptiles take over the world. Or something:
Former BBC media personality David Icke, for example, has written twenty books in his quest to prove that the world is controlled by an elite group of reptilian aliens known as the Babylonian Brotherhood, whose ranks include George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, the Jews and Kris Kristofferson.
And I love this:
Other contacts who have been underground at the Denver Airport claim that there are large numbers of human slaves, many of them children, working there under the control of the reptilians.
I wondered what all the moaning was that I'd heard at DIA. But you'd really think that if they had thousands of slaves around, they could at least keep the runways plowed during snow storms.

That certaily explains the quality of what they serve in the food court!
Scot | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Tommy Robredo
Going back to the tennis theme we had going on, I offer today's victim - Tommy Robredo. Tommy didn't go very far in this year's US Open - he was the 8th seed, but only made it to the 3rd round, losing in three very lopsided sets to Ernests Gulbis (who, by the way, will probably be getting his own Slap soon - if I can find pictures). But Tommy is only 25, so he has a few years yet to make it to the late rounds of more tournaments.

Most important about Tommy is the fact that he's one of the players out there that routinely practices with his shirt off.

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Ok that nekid photo was kinda hot but this guy has an anus face. Totally not doing it for me.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

I don't see the anus face - some bizarre expressions maybe, but basically quite handsome and very fit. I like 'im!
Cruz | 2011-05-09 21:51

didn't look good to me until he cut his hair. although the nude one did send a tingle down my 3rd leg...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm with Brandon, the face is hold up for me - the best pic is the one with his head in the cooler - although I wish it was a little wider so that we can get a good butt shot, nothing like a man bent over ;)!
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

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I Have Failed You
This weekend was the MotherLode Volleyball Tournament in Aspen, and there was lots of hotness around:

And instead of going down there and taking lots of pictures of hotties like Ivan Mercer and others, I fiddled around all weekend...

Oh well. It was fun fiddling...

Slap! - #1000 - Me!
OK, I finally did it. The vote was overwhelming, so how could I say no? Today's victim is me.

I have to confess to a certain amount of procrastination in preparing pictures for this post. I very rarely like the pictures taken of me, but on occasion they come out well. In this case, there were a couple of professional pictures of me taken for some acting I was doing in Denver a bit over a year ago, I think. I know I have other pictures that I like, but I confess that I was reluctant even to look for them. So I went with the pictures I knew I could lay my hands on. As I find others that don't make me look like a freakish troll, I'll post those too...

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You are one handsome looking devil. Any chance that your single, gay, identical twin brother lives in Montreal (instead of Manhattan)??
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

You were worth waiting for!
Tony | 2011-05-09 21:51

Be nice! After all, he is our gracious host (a honestly cute one at that :-)
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

I think I'm in love! You are quite cute. Let's see some more!
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

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I Think They Need a New Algorithm
I'm just not convinced this blog should get a G rating. Are you?

(h/t GayOrbit)

I would think something like that only looks for swear words. Who knows.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

G for great, G for glamorous, G for groin-area-excitement! G as in appropriate for all ages? - no.
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

I took 1 st loans when I was 32 and it supported my family very much. However, I need the auto loan again.
BETTYRoberts21 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap of the Month - August!
So are you ready to vote for August's Slap of the Month? I think it's been another pretty good month, including Slaps of people that have needed it for a while and I've just forgotten, or I haven't been able to find pictures. People like Dave Salmoni, Kevin Rahm, Van Hansis, Jeremy Sisto and Jan-Michael Gambill. Were there any over the top hotties this month? I dunno. Novak Djokovic got quite a warm reception. As did Jon Bon Jovi. Lleyton Hewitt did not. .

It's tough for me to make a pick as to who's going to win this month. So let's have it? Who was the best Slap of August?

Lior Ashkenazi

Jeffrey Donovan

Till Schweiger

Christopher Atkins

Karl Urban

Jeremy Sisto

Chris Lowell

Dave Salmoni

Ryan McPartlin

Nick Baker

Artur Boruc

Tuc Watkins

Kevin Rahm

Evandro Soldatti

Van Hansis

Jake Silberman

Eion Bailey

Chaise Mooty

Jon Bon Jovi

Nick Zano

Elijah Wood

A.J. Lamas

Lleyton Hewitt

Jan-Michael Gambill

Novak Djokovic

Til by a mile, as far as I'm concerned.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

That was harder than I thought it was going to be, a lot of good choices, but in the end I had to go with McPartlin, oh my, he makes my heart go pitter patter...
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

that WAS harder than i thought, but in the end i had to go with my first inclination and vote for nick zano. he's yummy.
matt | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ryan McPartlin, so cute and supposedly has huge...........feet.
Gene in Pennsylvania | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Feliciano Lopez
Today's Slap goes out to another tennis player/model, Feliciano Lopez. He appears to do more than a little bit of modeling, but based on the fact that the Spaniard is in the quarter finals at this year's U.S. Open I'm guessing he's a reasonably good tennis player too...

I had actually never heard of him until I saw coverage of his win over American Donald Young today. And while he's no Tommy Haas, he's definitely worth keeping an eye on.

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There is a posed nude shot he did on the court for some Euro magazine. HOT! I'll see if I can find it and forward it.
tjinfla | 2011-05-09 21:51

Speaking of tennis players
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sorry about my previous comment, but...

Speaking of tennis players, I think Janko Tipsarevic deserves a hearty SLAP!
'Lo | 2011-05-09 21:51

nope, nothing...maybe it's the hair...
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

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