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Slap! - Novak Djokovic
Several people have mentioned, as part of my recent tennis fetish, Serbian player Novak Djokovic. I've Slapped him before, but there are just so many good pictures that I hadn't included that I really thought he deserved another go.

And hell, he's #3 in the world right now. Doesn't that deserve a good hard Slap too? The only real complaint I have is his hair. Come on, Novak, you've made millions in prize money - get a new hair cut!! Right now you look like a Chia Pet. Oy.

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There are some pics of him in his underwear after the fashion show in Montreal he bet James Blake that he would go out on the catwalk in his underwear and he did with another player. Here is the site
streetfan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Gorgeous body!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Very nice, great slim body, nice handsome face. But, you are right, I like the pictures where he is wearing a hat better because his hair is so goofy looking...
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

ha he's cute. His hair does look like that fuller brush I use on my car wheels.
Gene in Pennsylvania | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Good looking laptop...

He should have bought a Mac :)
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

What the Frick? What did you do to it? I told you to not mate with the computer!!!!
Joe in the OC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Looks like compucide.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've been there, oh, I've been there.
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

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For those of you who are football fans, definitely check out BoiFromTroy's Tops' 25: College Football's Hottest Men.

There are some very hot guys on there, althought I must confess that the loss of Brady Quinn to the NFL was a crushing blow. And I have to disagree with #1 on his list - I think I'd have to go with Garrett Green from Southern Cal.

Looks like I have some Slapping to do. I hope I can find pics...

And for those of you who haven't seen him, former Slap Brandon Cox made the list at #11.

I agree, they are off on #1, Brandon Cox is HOTTT!!!
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

I really do like Cox alot. I don't think I could ever get enough of Cox. More Cox please.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

None of them look like football players to me. Now American football players perhaps...
Chris A | 2011-05-09 21:51

Joe in the OC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Jan-Michael Gambill
In his comment about the (apparently?) homophobic Lleyton Hewitt yesterday, Al mentioned several guys that he thought were more Slap-worthy. As I perused the list, I agreed with him on all counts and was sure that I had Slapped them all. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that I had not, in fact, Slapped Jan-Michael Gambill. It's actually doubly surprising because for a long time, Jan-Michael was my absolute favorite guy out there. Seriously. Like Bamber-esque. He was actually my desktop wallpaper.

And I had a collection of like 100 pictures of him. But I couldn't find them. Augh! But in my surfing I was able to come up with some of the best ones. I had a bigger version of the black and white modeling shot - I wish I could find it.

Anyway, Jan-Michael doesn't seem to be playing much tennis lately. I can only assume that at the ripe old age of 30, he's focusing more on modeling than tennis.

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As is usually the case with tennis players, you can find more pics of Jan-Michael over at FotoGordon.

WOW! Move over Andy Roddick... I'm ready for a REAL six pack! DAMN!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

How about slapping Novak Djokovic if you're looking for hot tennis players
Serbia Rules | 2011-05-09 21:51

right --- I've been hoping you'd "slap" Novak D. --- what a hot guy: just turned 20, and has dark hair on his chest and in his pits --- really cute, athletic, a real guy.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

How about slapping some guys actually entered in this year's US Open. Gambill's practically retired. Djokovic, Tommy Robredo and Carlos Moya are all unafraid to show skin. Also, Fernando Gonzalez, Tomas Berdych, Mikhail Youzhny, Dmitry Tursunov, Fillipo Volandri are all hot and in the top 30.
James | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Family Guy
Is the funniest damn thing on TV:

"It's like I always say, a quitter never wins and don't trust whitey."

I second the "funniest thing on tv".
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Lleyton Hewitt
I figured that since the US Open had just started, it was a good time to consider some wielders of the racquet. And since I was watching him today, Lleyton Hewitt seemed like a good choice. I've Slapped him before, but he's never been in the running for Slap of the Month, so now he gets to compete!

I know he was involved in that unfortunate incident with James Blake and a linesman a few years back, but he seems to have turned over a new leaf. At least maybe? Anyway, he's got a cute look to him sometimes.

Anyway, Lleyton's won two grand slams over the years - the USOpen and Wimbledon, and a fair number of other titles.

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There are some other cute players in this year's draw. I just hope I can find pictures of them...

Update 8/28/2007: I don't know about him being a homophobe, but I really should have mentioned that Tommy Haas is much hotter than Lleyton.

Lleyton Hewitt is a homophobe. Please dont vote for him as slap of the month. There are much better looking tennis players, such as Marat Safin, Tommy Haas, Tommy Robredo and Jean-Michel Gambill.
Al | 2011-05-09 21:51

ugly as sin.
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

How about Filippo Volandri or Olivier Rochus??
Jose | 2011-05-09 21:51

Having watched Hewett at the Aust Open on a couple of occassions, I agree with Al, pass on this one, the 1st words that often come out of his mouth when all goes pear shaped is 'poofta'. Given that his wife was in the TV industry in Aust he would have had exposure to gay boys and would have thought he'd at the very least modify his anger to exclude his homophobe commentary.
Alan | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - A.J. Lamas
Today's Slap goes out to the son of former Slap Lorenzo Lamas. A.J. Lamas is quite the hottie who doesn't seem to have done much. He was on As the World Turns for a few episodes and he was in American Family for a little while also, but it looks like that series bombed?

It looks like he enjoys frolicking on the beach, however, which is always a bonus.

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I've just recently started seeing this guy's pictures on the web. Wow, those shoulders are wide enough for, well, lots of things I'm sure! I always thought his dad was sexy, creepy but sexy. I'm glad to see it runs in the family. Hope we get to see alot more of him. He is a hottie.
Is that bad-driving-drug-addict with him who I think it is? Yuck. Don't tell me he's a rehab regular too...
Scot | 2011-05-09 21:51

more please. preferably without the long hair.
squeaky | 2011-05-09 21:51

Cute at 19, or whatever he is. But he is going to get really creepy looking. Bet on it.
Canuck | 2011-05-09 21:51

Just a couple more thoughts.
Unfortunately, he didn't inherit his dad's love of Speedos! His dad and grandfather were both furry. I wonder if he shaves or waxes?
Scot | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Plane geek that I am, I just had to check out what's available on eBay for the Singapore Airlines inaugural flight of the Airbus A380. Bids on economy seats start (ed?) at $3.80 (Singapore dollars), and you can also buy The Ultimate Singapore Airlines A380 1st Flight Package. You can bid, but why risk it? Just click "buy it now" and drop the $250,000 (U.S. Dollars) for an incredible experience.

And if you need a traveling companion, just let me know...

Oh, and for what it's worth, a single economy seat - not at a window, apparently - currently has a bid of $1,775.

The 747 is already a cattle-car with wings. Imagine flying with twice as many people and then dealing with that mob at baggage claim, passport control and customs. I'd rather swim to Singapore.
James | 2011-05-09 21:51

Just remember, when you swim to Singapore, DO NOT bring any chewing gum, guns, drugs.... It is a 'Fine' city. You get fine for spitting, jaywalking, not flushing.... Do not tell the customs you are gay becos it is illgeal to be gay in Singapore.
Former Singaporean | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Elijah Wood
I got a request the other day to Slap Elijah Wood, and I confess that I was surprised that I'd never Slapped him. He's never been my favorite, although he's definitely cute (-ish). But I can kinda see why he was hired to play a hobbit in The Lord of the Rings.

Elijah's been in like 1,000 other things - he's been surprisingly busy during his 26 years. And he's still busy, apparently, having 5 films currently in the production or planning phase. Jeez. The boy likes to work!

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IMHO he looks like a gerbil.

dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

Once you've been Hobbit, there's no going back...
I wonder if the producers of Harry Potter fearing their "Harry" would age into another androgenous Elijah Wood-type are excited-as-hell instead that young Daniel has grown into a real hottie.
Ted B. (Charging Rhino) | 2011-05-09 21:51

I have heard people say he is rather strange looking. However, there is something about him that is just incredibly sexy. Maybe it's the elfish quality of his looks but in most of these pictures he is HOT!! He kinda has a Harry Potterish look to him too.
John | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sexy? ummmmm.....nope. I don't see it at all. Maybe that "elfish thing works for some, but I want a man. Anyway, he will always be a short, hairy-footed hobbit to me.
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Nick Zano
Surfing around OhLaLa Paris the other day, I saw some new pics of the absolutely stunning Nick Zano. I knew I'd Slapped him before, but I didn't realize it had been since 2004! The poor guy didn't even get a chance to participate in a Slap of the Month vote!

So here he is again, the incomparable Nick Zano. He actually doesn't seem to have been in a ton of different things, although he had a long role on What I Like about You. He was also in something that sounds promising called My Sexiest Year.

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Hell yeah. The swim trunks need to be a few inches lower on that first shot...
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's got my vote for Slap of the Month!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

He was cute on "What I Like...", but that fist pic - holy shit! Where can I get some more of that?
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

he's always been one of my many favs! he sorta reminds me of paul rudd just hotter and blonde version... good slap! what a way to start my weekend!
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random hottie

I don't know who he is, but I stumbled across him while researching today's Slap, so I thought I'd share.

You're right, he DOES deserve to be slapped, even if we don't know who he is!!
Blu | 2011-05-09 21:51

DAMN! That blue eyes - dark hair combo is SO HOT! Wish I could see more of the bod.
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

This photo is from an old A&F Quarterly, and the model is featured in many photos in that particular issue. No idea which issue though.
Jake | 2011-05-09 21:51

Brett Hollands
RCG | 2011-05-09 21:51

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A Very Talented Fireman

Jonathan was kind enough to direct my attention to a Fleshbot story on the lovely fellow you see above. They did some "research" and determined that he's probably the very fellow from a certain Guys Gone Wild video from a while back.

You be the judge.

That is DEFINITELY one and the same and, in fact, the FDNY has said that they will never do another shirtless calendar due to this PR debacle.
Jason | 2011-05-09 21:51

The things I would do with his hose :)
FDNY Fan | 2011-05-09 21:51

So no more calenders because of what he did.... this Country is very very uptight about nudity (and a lot of other things)! Can anyone else hear the beeping of the backup signal? We are definitely not moving forward.
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Pet peeve
OK, this is one of my pet peeves. Here's the fortune I got at the Chinese restaurant tonight:

I didn't realize that I had to shake the fucking fortune cookie and ask it a question. Isn't a fortune supposed to be something like:
You will go on a long journey.
You will be run over by a car.
I know, I know. I need more to do...

Man on toilet get high on pot.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Make them better by adding " In bed " to the end of the message.

" man who eat crackers in bed have crummy night " in bed.....
Andy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Doesn't that depends on the "cracker"?
YvesPaul | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Jon Bon Jovi
I've gotten several requests for this guy, from Joey, Steve and, well, Steve, for today's victim, the furry-ish Jon Bon Jovi. I'm really starting to think Steve likes the furry guys. I'm not sure what makes me think that...

Anyway, I gotta admit JBJ is looking pretty good for 45, as you can see in the pics I swiped from JustJared recently, of Jon on the beach with his family. And I remember seeing him on American Idol this year, and he seemed like a nice guy. I never really paid much attention to his music - I honestly could tell you almost nothing about it, although I know I like some of his stuff. And I remember catching him in one of his 10 guest appearances in Ally McBeal.

So I'm not really sure what else to say about him. Is there anything I missed?

More Jon Bon Jovi

Certified DILF(TM)

I'm glad you didn't include any of his "Hairband" pics. the giant hair did not do his hotness any justice.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

JBJ is one of my celebrity run-ins. He held the elevator open for my partner (at the time) and me at a hotel in Beverly Hills, which I suppose speaks to the fact that he is probably a very nice, decent guy. He surprised us in many ways. We certainly didn't expect it to be him when we saw whose arm it was that stuck out between the doors so they would open up for us. We both thought he was much cuter than we expected. And neither of us could believe how short he is. We're talking short as in Danny Devito short. Short and hot.
squeaky | 2011-05-09 21:51

My boss (a female) and I were just talking yesterday about how hot he is. You never hear anything bad about him either. Reminds me a little bit of Kurt Lockwood in the older pix (or vice versa).
Mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

Truer Words Were Never Written


Do you recognize that this is correct time to receive the home loans, which would make your dreams come true.
WhitfieldCarolyn35 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Chaise Mooty
Someone mentioned yesterday that the recent Slaps have been "real guys", and I know this breaks that trend, but it's hard to resist someone this hot - even if he looks partially artificial...

Chaise Mooty is an Abercrombie model. Duh.

Hot hot hot.

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I'm not big into blondes, but he's pretty hot. And his hair!! I'd love to just ef his hair! OK, well maybe not -- but you know what I mean. He's got GREAT hair!!
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's a hot Dallas boy.
sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

This one doesn't do it for me, and this is normally quite my type.
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow! Great slap!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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The Two Worst Words in the English Language
Conference call.

Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm afraid that from my perspective the two worse words are "Tony" and "Blair" and from yours probably "George" and "Bush"
Chris A | 2011-05-09 21:51

here in Canada the worst two words are:

"stephen" and "harper"

marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

"Islamic" and "terrorist"

Get real you other two.
Brad | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Eion Bailey
Sorry I missed yesterday's Slap, but I was in a meeting most of the day, and my computer was running the projector - I wasn't sure my fellow attendees would appreciate me putting everything on hold and Slapping someone as they watched.

Anyway, I had planned to Slap this guy if I could get away, so I think today will do nicely. Steve was kind enough to write and send me a very nice selection of images too, so how can I resist? Here's what Steve had to say:
In an effort to give you more slaps (as we await you for 1000!!!), here is one I can't believe you missed. Eion Bailey is a beautiful, blue-eyed, well-carpeted hunk, and a good actor, too. Finding shirtless pics was a challenge, but well worth the effort. Enjoy these (likely in the comfort of a dimly lit room, with tissues handy - LOL).
So, yes, Eion Bailey is our victim today. He apparently was in Fight Club, and I wish I'd noticed him, but how could you take your eyes off of Brad Pitt and Edward Norton? Eion was in a number of other things, including Dawson's Creek and ER for an occasional guest appearance. And he has a movie that's set to release in 2008 called The Canyon:
A survival story about a honeymooning couple who get lost in the wide expanse of the Grand Canyon.
Oy. But who knows, maybe Eion plays the hot furry ranger that rescues the man first and gives him a night of hot sex before they track down his wife.

More Eion Bailey

WOW! I am in love with those eyes and that chest!!!
Art | 2011-05-09 21:51

What a hot hot slap for my birthday.. :-)
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

Not my type but still pretty hot.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love the fact your recent slaps are becoming more real, not perfect people. This one is an A+ beautiful eyes and chest DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jake Silberman
I figure since I Slapped Van Hansis on Friday, I should Slap the other half of the As the World Turns smooching duo today, huh. So the very fetching Jake Silberman gets today's hit.

I was poking around on today, and noticed a message board. Unable to help myself, I clicked through and found lots of (expected) anti-gay vitriol. But I was also amazed at how many people wrote in to cheer for ATWT, including some straight guys. (At least they say they are - I hope they are...)

As for Jake, here's hoping that we see a lot more of him - in ATWT and elsewhere. I'm actually tempted to tune in to ATWT to catch this story line, but it's a soap. I just don't know if I can bring myself to such lows. And hell, it's a soap - Noah will be in a coma within a week, I imagine.

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Good slap! He's sooo cute. Nevermind supercouple Luke and Laura. Now, It's Luke and NOAH! And some of those people on need more than just a slap.
T.O. mdawg | 2011-05-09 21:51

Dan | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love soaps.. and ATWT is one I watch. I was very surprised about the kiss between Noah and Luke on Friday. They kept this one really quiet, very unlike the kiss between Bianca and Lena on AMC.
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

hi there, nice slap.
could we have some hairy chested hotties soon please? lol, nick
Nick | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Limousine Porn

Interesting, but I do have to say that anyone who would take a Lamborghini (I think that's what it was...) and turn it into a stretch limo, should be run over by the resulting vehicle.

Watching this video brought to mind thoughts of the fall of the Roman Empire.
Deed | 2011-05-09 21:51

HIDEOUS. Money can buy everything but good taste (a fact I'm reminded of every time I see a picture of Beyonce)
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

These are limousines they are clown cars. Limousines were tasteful cars maded by Cadillac, Lincoln, Imperial, Mercedes, Rolls-Royce, etc., for heads of state and private use. Todays limousines are livery cars for the tacky.
DavidNC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Rob - totally agree with you about the Lamborghini - that's sacrilige! The defacement of the Corvette is pretty bad too. Love the shot of the one stuck on the hill - presumably in San Fransisco. UGH!
T.O. mdawg | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Lunch at shlomo's

Heaven? Are you kidding? It looks like a golf course. I'd call it hell! Get back to the hot men pics, PLEASE!!
Paul | 2011-05-09 21:51

Maybe the waiters are hot. Rob?
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Van Hansis
I could have sworn - really - that I'd Slapped today's star before, but I searched several times, in several different ways, and couldn't find him. And today really seems like as good a day as any for this particular fellow.

You see, Van Hansis is currently starring in As the World Turns as Luke Snyder, a gay teenager (I think he plays a teen, right?). Van's about to turn 26, but what difference does that make?

Anyway, Luke's been hoping to get a boyfriend for ages now, and as of today it looks like he might just have one. Noah, played by Jake Silberman, who you'll see a bit of after the jump - and in an upcoming Slap - is now that boyfriend. Well, I guess they're not technically boyfriends, but today on ATWT they had a really nice smooch, which you can see over at The Malcontent. I haven't heard any reports of bible-banging bigots threatening not to buy Pampers and Clorox any more, but I'm sure those are currently being composed.

And if you're interested in the actors' take, you can see a bit of it on YouTube.

So, thanks to Robbie for giving us such an important heads up () and to the guys at Dreamcaps for the nice pics!

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It's been proven that the majority of soap opera watchers are actually conservative. So that being said, this is a quite a big step.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

YAY! He finally gets a guy! I suffered through the mishandling of this storyline last summer mixed in with a silly Friday the 13th type slasher fest. ATWT really dropped the ball over the school year with the story after Luke came out, but it's nice to see that the summer heats up teen stories. Noah is hot! And good for ATWT with the smooch. Great job Van!!
T.O. mdawg | 2011-05-09 21:51


I think he looks better with the clothes on. Definitely could use a little gym work or he's going to end up with man boobs quick.
KD | 2011-05-09 21:51

Actually, Scot.. a year and a half ago, his character was played by.. Van Hansis.. and he has aged.. a year and a half
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Evandro Soldatti
A while back, when I Slapped Eugen Bauder, Bernardo left a comment that I should Slap another model, Brazilian Evandro Soldatti.

Well, as often happens around here, I've been sitting on Evandro's pics for far too long - I don't know how these things happen. Nevertheless, the error is now corrected.

It's been kinda hard to find much info about Evandro, but MadeInBrazil published an interview with Evandro last year.

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Update 8/17/2007: Yep - the first picture wasn't Evandro. Now it is.

Bleh... Bauder, compelling? I feel like a criminal looking at Bauder and I'm 20 years old. He's too womanly.

Soldati's not exactly my cup of tea but I like him a lot better. He looks a bit like Tom Cruise, but less psycho.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

The first picture is almost certainly not Evandro.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

holy hell. its so pretty i don't want to even touch it. where do i sign up for indoor barefoot soccerball?

p.s. agreed 1st pic is not same guy.
squeaky | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's not as compelling as Bauder, although they were in a very provocative Exte ad together. Also, I think he's married to Yasmin Brunet now.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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How's the Weather Over There?
As I mentioned yesterday, the CBS Early Show was in Aspen this morning. Since it was on the east coast, people (not me) were up early here, and the broadcaster reported the temperature as 47 degrees. NICE!

Anyway, our friend Ernie sent along a "You know you're in the southeast in July when...", and I particularly liked this one:
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Don't Scare Me Like That!
Via KipEsquire comes this terrifying thought:

Vice President Santorum

Another key element recently in picking a running-mate is the appeal of being able to take advantage of the "favored son" rule of thought. Santorum couldn't even get his own state in 2006, which is a major problem. Plus with Giuliani being from New York that alone will be enough pull for him from the Northeast's big states.

Not that I advocate the Republican agenda or want to advance it, but if Giuliani was looking for a good running mate, he would pick a social conservative from a different region. Probably the Southwest since Nevada has moved its primary. Most likely one that wasn't as polarizing as Santorum. Or as much of a douche bag. I mean loser.
Alex | 2011-05-09 21:51

You know...
Zac Efron is looking really hot lately:

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Update 8/17/07: D'oh! Enzo let me know that the "more" link wasn't working. It is now. Thanks!

That is one sexy little stomach!
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

Zac is super hot and not phony in any way. He filmed HSM2 right here in St. George and he would come to where I work and was SUPER GOOD LOOKING in all the hot areas and ways. Thanks for this hot ass slap!!!
Bobby | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ya'know, I think you're right. He is looking hot lately. And its not like any of us are going to get any action from him. Hey, there's nothing wrong with feeling young at heart! You have to be old enough to understand this but, he seems to be this generation's Bobby Sherman (yuck!)
Scot | 2011-05-09 21:51

hell yah! i would hit that!!! not just once,twice maybe 3,4,5times! Zac's my boi!
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Kevin Rahm
Since I Slapped Tuc Watkins yesterday as half of the new gay couple on Wisteria Lane, I thought today warranted a Slap of the other half.

As I mentioned yesterday, I remember Kevin Rahm from a commercial he did for Apple six years ago (you'll see a smallish cap of that commercial after the jump). I don't think Kevin is model-flawless, but I think he's incredibly hot. There's something about the little quirks in some guys that I really go for.

Anyway, as I mentioned, the latest reports say that he'll be half of the gay couple on Wisteria Lane, and I'm wondering how that affects this Mormon actor who went to Brigham Young. Is is safe to assume that he's more tolerant than many of his Mormon brethren? I mean, this is Desperate Housewives after all - you know he's gonna be kissing his husband (I can't wait!!). As far as any other gay roles that Kevin may have played, nothing jumps out, but one of the pics after the jump appears to be from something called "A Question of Mercy", and it clearly looks gay - anyone know anything? I'm guessing it's a stage production of some sort.

I'm sorry I don't have a bunch of good caps, but here's hoping that he'll show lots of skin in Desperate Housewives and there will be a lot more to show in a few months...

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One can only hope Snarf!

I think Kevin also played the brother of Ezri Dax, on an episode of Star Trek Deep Space Nine. I'm pretty sure that's where I remember him from.
Jeff | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hello, Judging Amy! He helped a gay teen get off the street and into a caring family. I'm preety sure he's cool.

I doubt he's strictly mormon. Lots of people grow up in the church and even go through the college but never really adopt the churches politics.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

Cruz | 2011-05-09 21:51

I sense an Andrew sandwich in the making on DH.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Gasp! My Son Can't Room with One of Those!!!
Apparently, the latest use of Facebook is for parents to screen their child's roommates for (shhh!) homosexuality. Goodness, knows! Little Johnny might catch "the gay".

There was one ray of hope as reported by Gay News Blog:
Most of the schools contacted by USA TODAY say they have not made roommate changes as a result of such calls from parents.

What a bunch of fucktards. Worse still is that they've been breeding. I dispare.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Years ago, I was a college housing administrator who dealt with these issues. Pretty much every public college has a similar policy of no room changes until some point into the semester -- e.g. get to know your roomie first and then make a decision.

I did have one student who specifically asked for a gay roommate. But that was many years ago when being out was not cool as it is today.
sjguy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Second Life
We were at my sister's for dinner last night, and we started discussing Second Life.

Personally, I don't see the appeal, but I will confess to have liked very few video games - of any kind - in my life. Nevertheless, stories of people who spend nearly 80 hours per week in the online virtual world make me scratch my head.

Then, I saw this on GayOrbit this morning:
He’s never met the woman outside of the computer world of Second Life, a well-chronicled digital fantasyland with more than eight million registered “residents” who get jobs, attend concerts and date other users. He’s never so much as spoken to her on the telephone. But their relationship has taken on curiously real dimensions. They own two dogs, pay a mortgage together and spend hours shopping at the mall and taking long motorcycle rides. This May, when Mr. Hoogestraat, 53, needed real-life surgery, the redhead cheered him up with a private island that cost her $120,000 in the virtual world’s currency, or about $480 in real-world dollars. Their bond is so strong that three months ago, Mr. Hoogestraat asked Janet Spielman, the 38-year-old Canadian woman who controls the redhead, to become his virtual wife.

The woman he’s legally wed to is not amused. “It’s really devastating,” says Sue Hoogestraat, 58, an export agent for a shipping company, who has been married to Mr. Hoogestraat for seven months. “You try to talk to someone or bring them a drink, and they’ll be having sex with a cartoon.”
I have to ask this: Did his First Life wife not notice something wrong? This guy must have been on the computer almost constantly. For me, it would be less about the virtual sex than about the fact that if you're online so often and so long that you've "fallen in love" with an online character, you're clearly not engaged with me in the real world.

Nut jobs! All of 'em! I worry about myself if I check my email more than 5 times a day.
KD | 2011-05-09 21:51

CBS Early Show
It looks like the CBS Early Show will be broadcasting from Aspen on Thursday. Maybe I'll head down there and get my face on TV.

Of course I'd have to get up at 5am. I don't think so.


Slap! - Tuc Watkins
Today's Slap comes at the suggestion of Mike, who wrote to ask that I Slap Tuc Watkins:
I just read that Tuc Watkins will play half of the new gay couple on "Desperate Housewives". He's played some good gay roles in the past and deserves to be slapped.
Well, hog-tie me and dip me in butter. And the other half of the couple will be Kevin Rahm, who I remember enjoying in at least on commercial for Apple.

Anyway, Tuc's the man of the day. And he's done various things like One Life to Live and General Hospital.

His gay roles include I Think I Do and The Thin Pink Line. Anyone seen these? The descriptions on Tuc's site don't sound terrible. Maybe I'll have to check them out...

More Tuc Watkins

Now that's what I call 'Yummy'! I've had a huge... crush on Tuc since he played Sterling Scott in 'I Think I Do'. In fact is was the best part of that movie IMHO. Kevin Rahm isn't bad either, at least the bedroom scenes between the two will be something to watch.
Jeff | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nice Pit shot!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hmm. His face just doesn't do anything for me.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

Also first saw Tuc on Beggars and Choosers. What a hot man! Great slap.
Edward | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Dante's cove is back

How festive! Dante's cove underwear from ginch gonch. Dante's cove comes
back for a 3rd season in October!

I saw the first episode of the first season (is it just me or does Charlie David look like he's had a little too much work around the eyes?) Anway, I never watched another ep I haven't felt my IQ drain away that much since Baywatch.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

I can't wait for it to start back up. A friend of mine is in the third season. My friend plays a new character named Trevor. Woo hoo!!!

Now I'll be the first to admit, this is not the best written, most brilliantly acted piece of film, but I'm watching for hot guys, and deliciously evil Tracy Scoggins. If I want good writing and acting on television, I'll watch 'Brothers & Sisters'.
Jeff | 2011-05-09 21:51

It's certainly trash television, but it's good trash!
sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

This Just In...

(h/t GayOrbit)

Oh wat a riot ! LOL
Bleu | 2011-05-09 21:51

Dark Knight
Courtesy of The Malcontent I offer you the first teaser trailer of The Dark Knight, the sequel to Batman Begins. I agree with Robbie, Batman Begins was easily the best of the Batman movies - and not just because Christian Bale is so fucking hot. I always liked the Michael Keaton films, and hated the ones with Val Kilmer and George Clooney - even the hot presence of Chris O'Donnell couldn't redeem Batman & Robin.

You can hear a few snippets of the voice of the Joker, as he'll be played by Heath Ledger. I'm not sure how I feel about that choice, but he might be able to pull it off. Of course, it's gonna be nearly impossible for him to play a role that was created by Jack Nicholson.

I'm really looking forward to this.
Don't forget Arron Eckhart as Harvey Dent (who becomes Two Face)
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Artur Boruc
Today's Slap goes out to Polish footballer Artur Boruc. Currently he appears to be using his lovely furry body to kick for Legia Warszawa, and he also is a member of the Polish national team.

Frankly, I have to say that I'm disappointed that he doesn't pull a Beckham-like shirt stripping after every game. I mean, isn't that required from soccer players?

I can't really find much other information about this 27-year-old hottie, so if you can tell us anything, please do!

More Artur Boruc

Looks great but, man was ment to have TWO eye brows not one. Need to do a little shave job above the eyes.
gbenton | 2011-05-09 21:51

Fine, fine, thanks for finding this jewel. I could look into those eyes all day. Then the rest is one hell of a bonus.
M Lee | 2011-05-09 21:51

he's so handsome...I wish there were more pics showing his great body but these here are also hot :)
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Artur Boruc now plays for Glasgow Celtic and has done so for the last 2 years although he is currently sidelined with a shoulder injury. He is 6ft 4ins tall, weighs 190lbs and is married.

Being a devout catholic, he makes the sign of the cross before each game however with Glasgow being an extremely sectarian city he has been accused of insighting violence and as such has received a Police caution for this action.
Celtic Buoy | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap today!

I broke out my Sprint broadband card in a traffic jam - nearly wrenching my arm out of its socket - and since my husband is driving, I figured that it was as good a time as any to do some work - including today's Slap.

Sirius radio

Can I just say how much I look forward to riding in my husband's car these
days? He's got sirius radio and I LOVE LOVE LOVE listening to Derek &
Romaine. And Diana Cage. And Michaelangelo Signorile works my last nerve,
but we listen anyway. I'm looking forward to getting a new car so I can
have my own Sirius radio...

Storm's a 'comin...

Missed slap...

Sorry for yesterday's missed slap, but delta doesn't have internet on board
yet. Hell, you saw their video monitor - it's amazing they have any
technology at all.

And today i've been running around like a lunatic getting my denver house
ready to sell. I'll try to post when I get home, but it may be tomorrow...

So What Happens in the Scrum?

Now, I'm all for nakedness, but naked rugby?

Well, the balls are the wrong shape for rugby, but hey, who cares?
Aidan - UK | 2011-05-09 21:51

Good grief...

why, oh why? What the hell makes these guys think that this is remotely attrative. I am a total butt man, give me a man with a great butt and I will be happy, but I want to see it either all the way in a nice pair of well-fitted jeans or completely bare, none of this half way shit that these guys keep insisting on sporting around in public.
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

...truly! AND the other thing I love are these str8 guys with what I call a "King Tut chin growth" know what I mean, looks like frayed wire hanging 4in down from their chin...they think THAT looks attractive???
mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh, Thats what they call it? I've always thought it looked like a dead mouse hanging from thier lower lip.
fareva | 2011-05-09 21:51

We'll probably have ID cards soon...

Does any more really need be said?

(h/t Queerty via QueerBeacon)

Really, no, that says it all. Brilliant cartoon! Thank God only 17 more months of this jackass idiot in the White House. We just have to PRAY that the Dems field somebody ELECTABLE!
mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

Lol God what a dumbass I agree cant wait for hi homophobic stupid ass to be kicked out!lol
avalonlovelove | 2011-05-09 21:51

Augh. I just wanna get home!

Worst. Movie. Ever.

I know you can't see it on the screen, but I had the VERY great displeasure
of watching spider man 3 tonight on the plane. I can't imagine what
possessed me to bother.... I didn't like the first and hated the second.
But I guess there's nothing like a captive audience, huh? Anyway, like I
said - it may be the worst movie ever made. Worse, even, than The
Adventures of Baron von Munchausen. Is that how you spell that?


Never have I seen such dreck. It was 2 hours of the most obscenely
self-indulgent crap; filled with the worst sort of tired cliches and trite
notions imaginable.

if you haven't seen it, please - i'm begging you - spare yourself; spare
your family. Don't watch this movie.

Oh. And in case you're wondering, they didn't show any good skin, either.
And the special effects were terrible too.

Didn't I warn you about this back when you slapped Toby?
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

I guess i am the only person on the planet that actually liked both of the movies mentioned. If you want to see a TRUELY aweful film, watch "Like Water For Chocolate" or "Yor". Ebert liked the first one, so you know it has to be bad! And it is!!
william | 2011-05-09 21:51

I loved the movie...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Well much like your slaps, there's something for everyone. Not that I'm saying SM3 was an Academy Award nominee for Best Picture (even the fanboys were disappointed in Venom), but take it for what it was: pure popcorn entertainment. As for Baron Munchausen, the movie isn't for everyone. Neither are Time Bandits, Brazil, The Fisher King, 12 Monkeys or any of Terry Gilliam's other films. Just like everyone may not like smooth twinks under 25, hairy bears age 35, muscle daddys or the latest Bent featured Tiger Beat cover boy, not everyone is going to like what the masses like. Like my friend Sonny says, "Honey, that's why they make 31 flavors."
Stuart | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Heading home...

waiting for the ferry...

Thanks for the pix of P'town! I leave Sat Aug 18 for a week and can't wait.
Cheers from an avid viewer Bentblog from Washington, DC
Edison | 2011-05-09 21:51

Mews for dinner

thanks for the great pics of Ptown! I lived and worked there the summer of '76... and these brought back fond memories. Doesn't look like it changed much... and my new husband and I [we're Canadians] might well visit there in the future. Your mementos are much appreciated.
pierre | 2011-05-09 21:51

Start of carnivale week

Slap! - Nick Baker
Koko wrote in to ask that I Slap today's victim, "naturalist" Nick Baker. I was hoping that meant nudist, but I guess that's "naturist" - alas...

According to Wikipedia, Nick "keeps pet leeches in the fridge at home and often feeds them by attaching them to his leg!" OK, maybe, maybe not, I guess, but that doesn't sound like boyfriend material to me. And if we're gonna sleep together, he'll have to come to my house. Leech free zone.

As if, right? Well, a guy can dream.

More Nick Baker

thanks goodness they haven't made him shave his chest
FenwayKenmore | 2011-05-09 21:51

anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

The long haired blonde guy is cute as well, and has a wonderful chest, too. In fact, is he the guy in the first picture? His hair seems the right length.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Among all the naturists available on different channels, i think Nick is the best looking of them all. He has a very good body, very endearing smile and the right amount of body hair to complement a nice package. I love him and I think he should have been slapped many times before !!!!!!
Aki | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Red inn dinner!

Had my birthday dinner there in July. LOVED IT. Fantastic meal. Or at least I was several sheets to the wind and had a great time.
JonG | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Ryan McPartlin
You know, when I Slapped Ryan McPartlin, ages and ages ago, I didn't realize what I was up to. Who knew this guy was so fucking hot? Actually, I knew how hot he was, but I've been sitting on some new(ish) pictures for a while, hesitant to do a re-Slap. But it's been a while, and I realized that this guy - as fucking hot (H-O-T) as he is, he didn't win Slap of the Month. How can this be?

So we're giving Ryan another chance. As you can tell, he was an Abercrombie model (is there any more perfect creature??), and he's starred in various things here and there, including Living with Fran and various other things.

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nice! he was the only reason why i watched LIVIN'W/FRAN...lucky old-bag!!!
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

I work in lower Manhattan, a few blocks away from A&F's store at the Seaport (the corner of Water and Fulton streets). When I go up to that area, I make it a point to bypass shortcuts in order to pass by the store. Their latest ads, with their latest models, are displayed in almost every window. Be still my … heart.
Glen | 2011-05-09 21:51

There are no creatures quite like A&F models and they have strange and mysterious powers (not to mention killer abs) far beyond those of us mere mortals...
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

That just isn't right. I'm making an early prediction here for our August winner.
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

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I met the most gorgeous guy - inside and out. His name is Ira. Ira. He has a 12" penis. That's just girth. He sincerely hopes his mom doesn't see this page. Dr. Glick, Denver optometrist, asked me to connect him to this.

Name: Ira

Age: 29

Sex: All the time!

Available: Yes, please!

Looks: Gorgeous

Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

I have to see it to believe it.
KCChieffan | 2011-05-09 21:51

You met him in PTown? How come we didn't meet him in PTown. ;) I've got such a thing for those eyebrows.
gregb | 2011-05-09 21:51

What a tease you are!!!!
Joe in the OC | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Whaler's wharf

Tonight's entertainment...

dina martina. On the recommendation of andrew sullivan. I'll let you know
how it is...

Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Dina is an INSTITUTION here in Seattle-a fabulous cable access show and live shows well worth venturing out from one's home. My favorite was when she once had Greta Cammermeyer on TV-and poor Greta obviously had no clue that she was going on a show hosted by the most glamorous drag queen-a veritable hoot!
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Dave Salmoni
Never has there been such a spontaneous - and nearly instantaneous - clamor for a particular Slap. Dave Salmoni's show on Discovery recently started airing, and I got several very strongly worded requests for a Slap within hours. Well, days anyway. From Jason, Jeremy and Brad. And as I looked, it turned out Brad had requested him ages ago too! Way to go Brad! Your special prize comes later.

Unfortunately for Brad, Dave's pictures are tough to find, but his recent appearance during Shark Week - specifically in Shark Tribe, which I can't seem to find a link for - seemed to shake the world to its senses, and some lovely fellow over at Dreamcaps was kind enough to do the heavy lifting and get this guy in JPEGs.

Anyway, Dave also seems to like lions and tigers (no word on bears...), so I think there are several opportunities to catch him, although he seems to go topless only for sharks.

More Dave Salmoni

Update 8/10/2007: For those of you who enjoyed Dave, I wanted to let you know that a lovely anonymous benefactor sent along some extra pics of this stud that I'm quite certain you'll enjoy! So check 'em out.

No, he does go shirtless for more than sharks. He took of his shirt on Into the Lions Den. He was in the water watching some cubs.
drek | 2011-05-09 21:51

At first I thought he looked like that jerk Dave Coulier. I'd like to smack that guy. But then I saw the bod...nice work. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

way hot!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Man, this guy is a freakn dream boat, my dream boat! Not only is he hot, he is smart. Wow, wish there more gay men like out there... ambitious and beautiful.
Hank | 2011-05-09 21:51

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My favorite barker...

seems like I should slap him,huh??

Yep, he looks like a good slap contender.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

He needs to be slapped for his fashion sense. And not in a good way.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

oh hell yeah!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51


70s 80s night!

On the water...


boy, there's nothing quite like being awakened by a paving crew at 7:30, is

What To Do with 1000?
OK, in a last ditch (some would say desperate) attempt to get out of posting pictures of myself, I've decided to put Slap #1000 to a vote. I hate to waste an important Slap like #1000 on me, but there is, on occasion, a clamor (or what could pass for a clamor -- in a library) to see pictures of me. So do you really want that? Or would you rather see someone hot? And deserving?

Yes, finally!! And stop being such a wuss!

Are you fucking kidding me? Ewww!

Oh, and I promise not to tamper with the vote tallies...

Update 8/9/2007: In response to Kyle's question, .

Update 8/9/2007: Well, I guess the vote is pretty much definitive, huh? And to answer a couple of the questions out there:

1) No, there will be no full-frontal nudity.

2) No, I promise I won't post a picture of myself at 6 months old. It won't be from yesterday, but it'll be me.

So stay tuned. Slap #1000 it is... Now where did I put that pic of me when I was 5??

Just kidding.

Re: Slap 1000

Are we talking full frontal nudes or sedate fully clothed????? And, what about your hubby?? (g)

Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

Since I have no idea what you look like, I'll go with the "be careful what you ask for doctrine" and trust your judgment as to how much disrobing will be appropriate (but, consistent with the theme of this site, if you have some skin worth showing, you should show it). I do think you should include at least one "family portrait" with your hubby so that we can picture the whole package. Have fun in P-Town -- it's a great place.
Tim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Personally, I think you should celebrate with a "Slap on the Street" by featuring pics of readers or friends. Tasteful, of course. It gets you out of the personal pics and gives us something different.
Stuart | 2011-05-09 21:51

Why don't you update your first slap - the guy that was hot enough to motivate you to start this great blog? Your first few slaps, the first slap of the month, something like that.
Scot | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Chris Lowell
Today's Slap comes from the archives from my hard drive - I really need to stay more organized, I think. Anyway, today's Slap goes out to actor Chris Lowell, who's been in a few shows here and there, including a couple of appearances on Grey's Anatomy and Veronica Mars. It also looks like he's going to have a pretty good role in the upcoming series Private Practice which is, if I'm correct, the spinoff of Grey's?

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I just love a big, dumb, beefy boy.

P.S. Looks like someone is having fun in P'town.
squeaky | 2011-05-09 21:51

My... what large nipples you have little boi!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

great nipples
FenwayKenmore | 2011-05-09 21:51

good enough :o
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Hedda lettuce

Ida Slapedr
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Go have a foot long at John's and give Miss Richfield 1981 a big kiss from me and tell her I'll be there on Sat.
Curt | 2011-05-09 21:51

Boat slip

The boat slip


Fog in ptown...


Mmm. Dinner!

Slap! - Jeremy Sisto
You know, I've wanted to post Jeremy Sisto for quite some time, but until recently I've never found good pics. But surfing around Dreamcaps or famous males the other day (it was one of them, I'm pretty sure...), I came across a nice selection of pics so I knew it was time.

Anyway, I first remember Jeremy from Six Feet Under, where he made an occasional appearance with - or at least in the same episode as - another "dirty" boy, Eric Balfour. Yes, that's right, Jeremy Sisto is dirty too. Doesn't he just look delicious and grimy in these pictures? YUM. Several of the pics are from In Enemy Hands, where he gets naked with a bunch of other hotties, including Ian Somerhalder and Scott Caan. Too bad they don't show any naughty bits...

It looks like Jeremy has a couple of movies in the works, also, where he's going to be playing Batman in Justice League: The New Frontier. Alas, it's animated.

More Jeremy Sisto

No Thanks! Next Please...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

One of the things that made him so attractive on 6 ft. Under was that he was psychotic.

I remember him from "Grand Canyon" and he was sexy even back then.
Myackie | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sometimes I am not sure if I visit your site for the men you slap or for the comments that follow your slaps. GM's "Eww! Yuck! Phooey!" is priceless. "Phooey"?!? Who knew?!? He's also bang on the money too. Perhaps in addition to "Slap of the Month", I propose a "Phooey of the Month" to honour the individual who should never have been "slapped" in the first place. Think of the fun to be had. Thoughts? BTW if this "Phooey of the Month" comes to fruition, I nominate Jeremy Sisto...
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

He does look good in those briefs, and while his character on 6 ft under had very serious issues, sometimes his intensity made him really hot [and sometimes it jut made him really whacko].
Tim | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Ptown scenery

Romain Barras is a Nice Guy! (And he's hot too...)
Outsports has a report that former Slap Romain Barras is a nice guy who actually likes being admired by gay men. Imagine that. Enjoying it when someone finds you attractive.

Compare and contrast to snotty prick fuck head (I decided he needed to be upgraded...), Randall Bal, who made some really nasty comments when I posted pictures of him.

So thanks Romain! We think you're HOT!

Thanks to Ken for pointing me in the direction of this article.

Update 8/8/2007: In response to Kyle's question, I should point out that Randall did not ask nicely. He was quite rude about it. As I've said before, I'm perfectly happy to take down someone who asks nicely - actually, I'll take down anyone who asks, but if you're a "fuck head" about it, I'm going to say so.

Yep, he's a sweetie with a head screwed on straight. Very rare. Hot as hell too!
KD | 2011-05-09 21:51

And I resaw all his pictures doesn't look skinny to me but just right his Chest looks very toned (Runner's Build) and the Pecs are well aligned good looking nips as well so yes he is hot and glad he doesn't mind Gay Guys looking at him cause he is attractive.

Nyles | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yup, that's one sexy bitch!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I just used the "fuck head" link and read that Randall Bal is a Mormon. Personally, I think that if WE want tolerance and respect then we have to also give tolerance and respect. If, based on his religious beliefs he honestly would prefer to not have his pics here, that's something we need to respect and not mock.

Hopefully he asked nicely.

Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Karl Urban
Today's Slap goes out to a suggestion of William's, Kiwi actor Karl Urban:
I watched the 2007 version of Pathfinder last night and was once again awed by Karl Urban. I did a search on him and discovered that you have nevered slapped him. Shame on you, you naughty boy. Other films, Doom (with the Rock), and two of the Lord of the Rings films. He is shirtless, sort of, in part of Pathfinder, yum.
Well, honestly, I think William gave you all you need to know, didn't he? I think he's quite hot - in a weird sort of way. I especially like the picture on IMDb.

Oh and speaking of The Rock, why haven't I Slapped him yet? Oy. So many men, so little time.

More Karl Urban

Ummmmmmm, nope, he did nothing for me. I think I will go back and check out Christopher Atkins. Now he is a hottie.
Bobby | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's hotter in many of the other pics posted. The last pic does not do him justice. I assume the last pic is the most recent. If so, he has not aged well.
josh | 2011-05-09 21:51

OMG!!! He looks like me!! LOL
Dan | 2011-05-09 21:51

what about his stint in LOTR's
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap of the Month - Chris Evans and Hunter Cross!
Hmmm. I'm really not sure what to do here. As others have pointed out, Chris Evans and Jamie Bamber have already won Slap of the Month in the past. And rather than a flat-out ban on past Slaps, a ban on someone who's already won SoTM honors seems more reasonable. Or at least a restriction that keeps them from winning again. Except Jamie, of course... God I'm pathetic.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand. As you know, Chris Evans won - pulling away. What a studly powerhouse, huh? And I think Jamie garners a lot of votes because of a Bamber-fied reputation this site is getting. I can't imagine what would cause such a thing.

So with that said, Chris is the clear winner - there's just no getting around the fact that he got more than three times as many votes as anyone else. And Jamie will always be #1 around here, but Hunter Cross deserves a little recognition doesn't he? Christ, he's amazing! I could lick that body ...


So for July, the honorees are:

Chris Evans


Hunter Cross

Oh, and. What a great time to stop the voting! 666 votes. I don't get many of the bible banging lunatics around here (it's a shame really...), but that should really curl their hair! Yay!

Oh and you can still check out the results.

I'll accept Chris as the winner, but that pic of Hunter!! He looks like a chipmunk after too much Botox.
KD | 2011-05-09 21:51

Well these hunks are all deserving but I think Richard Gasquet should have gotten more votes.
AJ | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Christopher Atkins
Today's Slap goes out to a blast from the past, the star of some of the worst movies of all time. Christopher Atkins was at his twinkish best in movies like Blue Lagoon and The Pirate Movie, but those terrible movies really had no redeeming value at all except showing lots of Christopher. Which is what makes them so enjoyable...

I actually remember that he needed a Slap as I surfed around OnDemand this afternoon and came across The Pirate Movie. As I said above the movie is terrible - every bit as terrible as I remember. But in case you haven't seen it, Christopher plays a pirate (duh!) that can never seem to find his shirt. I'm really not gonna bother mentioning the other movies he's been in - is there any point? Who would want to watch them?

And I also have to mention that as I was researching this post, I came across some more recent pics, and I have to say he's really aging quite well. After all, nobody can stay a twink forever, can they?

More Christopher Atkins

Christopher may not have made very memorable films but he has made some other memorable appearances. Most notably a very brief cameo as a terminal AIDS patient in "It's My Party" starring Eric Roberts and Gregory Harrison. And then there's "Wet and Wild Summer" which also featured Julian McMahon's bare ass at a nude beach!
Stuart | 2011-05-09 21:51

I guess these brief visits to yesteryears hot hunks can be kind of interesting, but I'm quite comfortable with our present definition of maleness. Jamie Bamber or Christopher Atkins? Jamie Bamber or Christopher Atkins? Hmmmmmmmmm....

KD | 2011-05-09 21:51

Kinda funny I have been watching season 7 of Dallas all this week, and have been admiring his beauty every day. I was tempted to suggest him, but now you have beaten me to it.
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

I remember whenBlue Lagoon was called "kiddie porn" by one reviewer.Christopher was so hot. What's he like now? Funny how he never got hard around Brooke Shields. hehe
Gene in Pennsylvania | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Till Schweiger
Don wrote to suggest, and send pictures of, today's Slap, German actor Till Schweiger. He's been in such unforgettable movies as Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, In Enemy Hands, and honestly, lots of other things.

I know he's done a couple of movies where he showed some skin - and there are some nice pics after the jump, although some are modeling pics - but I don't know what they are. Can anyone fill us in?

More Till Schweiger

holy crap, I just had to spank myself over this hot dude
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

The pic with the hose... yeowza!
Joe | 2011-05-09 21:51

He was HOT in "Maybe, Maybe Not" and showed some amazing butt--and a sexy/fun nude still photo.
tjinfla | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hi - long time occasional reader (since about a year), first time commenter: I'm an English guy who lives in Germany, and Til Schweiger (with one "l") is in loads of stuff and is constantly getting naked. He's also been in a couple of gay-themed comedies like "Der bewegte Mann" (which the squatting picture is from) and "(T)raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1" (believe it or not, a big-budget gay German Star Trek spoof - see IMDB). Unfortunately, like a lot of German comedies, they're both terrible, but probably still worth a watch for curiosity's sake and of course for Til...

I've seen those pics of him in the blue underpants before too - they're weird because they make him look like he has no genitals...

Married with multiple kids, unfortunately :(
Niall | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Jeffrey Donovan
I've gotten two recent requests for today's hottie, actor Jeffrey Donovan, from Glenn and from James:
He's the guy on "Burn Notice", which is my new fave show. He was also on some short-lived show about a man who was part alien or half robot or something weird and science fictiony--wait, something about he couldn't feel pain or...hell, I can't remember Anywho, he's SO HOT. Nuff said...I searched for him on Bent but came up nada. If he's not there, please?? feature him ;) Purty please?(as we say in the south..purty)
Purty, huh? Well, OK. I'm always happy to Slap someone older than I am.

Anyway, as mentioned, Jeffrey is currently starring (often without a shirt, as far as I can tell) in Burn Notice. He's also been in Crossing Jordan recently, and was on Another World for a while about 10 years ago. And I think the "science fictiony" show mentioned above was probably Threshold? Maybe.

He's also scheduled to be in the upcoming movie Hindsight. Sounds promising.

More Jeffrey Donovan

Images from Dreamcaps and famous males.

Nothing here. Nothing at all.
Edward | 2011-05-09 21:51

Did you notice the writer of Donovan's new movie is named Brooke Purdy? - Sorry, but after all the purtys, I just had to throw that in.
Oh, by the way, nice pics!
Scot | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sweet Jesus H.

That be one yummy man.
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

Meh. Cute, but no cigar.
Randy Devil | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap of the Month - July!
Sorry for the slight delay in getting July's voting up, but as you might have guessed, I've been incredibly busy over the past few weeks. Which is one of the reasons that the selection this month is so anemic...

August should be better - I will be on vacation next week, but my husband and I will be in P'town, so I'll be able to focus on all things gay - including Bent! And be sure to say "hi" if you see me. Just kidding, of course, I know I haven't posted pics of myself yet, but I promise I will for Slap #1000 (or #1001).

But we do have a pretty nice selection of candidates this month, so let's get to the voting. We've got Chris Evans who, if you ask me, has the inside track for July. And of course Mark Wahlberg who is looking simply incredible of late. And who could forget hottie cross-country skier Kris Freeman? And I can't possibly fail to mention my personal favorite - Jamie Bamber. So let's hear it! Who's #1 for July??

Ronan Keating

Richard Gasquet

Jamie Bamber

Tom Boonen

Hunter Cross

Daniel Campos

Chris Evans

Joe Manganiello

Djimon Hounsou

Kris Freeman

Jamie Bell

Cheyenne Jackson

Freddy Rodriguez

Romain Mesnil

Will Matthews

Fabian Hambuchen

Noah Danby

Mark Wahlberg

Vote Hunter! Chris & Jamie are spectacular, but they've already won, so give the newbie a chance! :-)
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

I voted for Cheyenne. Incredibly hot and out! I always vote for the gays.
sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

hey we all know that Chris Evens is by far the hottest guy that ever walked but Damm that Hunter has got something going on !!!!!!!!!!!!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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  • Every seat as 110 current
  • USB ports for charging phones & iPods
  • Ethernet
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Andy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Lior Ashkenazi
For your viewing pleasure today, I offer Max's suggestion of Israeli actor Lior Ashkenazi:
I though I would suggest the slap of Israeli actor Lior Ashkenazi. He is full frontal nude in a about every movie he is in so you shouldn't have any problem finding some great pics. He's a great looking man. Thanks.
I'd like to note that Scott was clever enough to suggest Lior some time back.

Anyway, I'm happy to report that I was able to find one of the full frontal screen caps that Max mentioned. And even though I couldn't find a ton of pics of Lior, I thought the view of his bits was worth a good Slap. Lior's been in quite a few productions, but none of them look the least bit familiar - I presume because they never got much distribution outside of Israel.

What a shame.

More Lior Ashkenazi

Update 8/1/2007: Martini Dan was kind enough to point me to some extra (and great!) pictures of Lior on his web site. Thanks!

wow what a nice hairy guy and so cute with a nice package from what I see
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Walk On Water was an excellent film. Lior is a terrific actor and extremely hot! Great idea!
sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

I saw Walk on Water, nt bad. Good gay theme and other themes were presented well. Best part was the shower scene at the beach - the whole meet and potatoes of two very good-looking men!
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's like an Israeli Clive Owen.

And he has a really sexy voice, too. You should all buy/rent "Walk on Water". An excellent film filled with lots of genuine human emotion. Very moving and beautifully filmed.
Myackie | 2011-05-09 21:51

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