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Still here!
I just wanted to say to those of you who have been so kind to write inquiring about me, thanks! I am, in fact, still here and doing well. I've been in Zurich for a couple of days, and for various reasons, that's an exhausting proposition for me.

But now I'm in London for a week, and I have a pretty good, if expensive, internet connection, so I'll be more or less back to normal.

And that includes Slaps, if I feel up to it.

Specifically, tomorrow I'll be posting a Slap for July 1 and, more importantly, the Slap of the Month ballot for June. But now, my bed is calling my name...


Slap! - Alex Gonzalez
Today I give you Spanish actor Alex Gonzalez. Alex is one of those guys who appeared mysteriously on my hard drive, and as I was poking around seeing who to post today, he jumped out at me. Would that he had jumped on me, but that's an entirely different story.

So, I don't know where I got the pics, but you can see that someone got them from Forofutbolistas.com. So there...

Anyway, it looks like Alex has done quite a few things in Spain. Maybe he'll show up half naked soon in The Tudors, since Henry VIII likes to do things with Spain. And everyone on that show loses their shirt at a moment's notice.



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The "tacito" (Spanish twink) is still here so you must still be out of town. Definitely having "Slap" meltdown. Hurry back. (g)

Kyle
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

sweeeeeeeeeeet!!!
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

he's just loverly....
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Twink, or in this case El Twink, but still twink.
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Off to Zurich (via London)...
I'm sitting at JFK right now, totally geeking out at all of the cool planes you can see here.

Like Cathay Pacific, Olympic, and JAL.

Anyway, speaking of geeky, I'll be flying on this plane to Gatwick. You can track my progress here, starting at 6pm EDT.


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Are you going to meet Nick?
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Have a great time! Looking forward to the pictures and news.
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Brady Quinn
I haven't Slapped him in quite some time, and James wrote to request him saying that his recent appearance on the cover of Men's Health was as good a reason as any to re-Slap Brady Quinn, saying simply:
you did him in 2005....time for more.
How can I argue? Those pictures in Men's Health are breathtaking. So is thevideo (h/t BoiFromTroy).

Men's Health reports Brady as the "fittest quarterback" in the NFL. I dunno. I'm not a football guy. My husband is a football guy and insists that Brady may be the fittest, but he's not the best. OK. Fine. Can I get a "best looking"? I think that one's a slam dunk.



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Almost as hot as co-NFL member Jeremy Bloom (hmmm...naughty shower scene anyone?)
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Not bad, but for best-looking quarterback, I'd vote for Jeremy (he is a quarterback, isn't he?) or Tom Brady. (Um, Tom Brady is the name of the New England Patriots guy who's on the cover of Details right now, isn't it?)
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

you can restart my cardiovascular system now.

damn. slap o' the year is here.
matt | 2011-05-09 21:51

That last picture is the hottest to me....he has this frat boy/hustler vibe that's a bit scary but also very hot.

I bet he's packing some serious cock ; )
Spike | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Longest comment ever...
Someone who didn't identify himself (herself ?) posted the longest comment I've ever gotten on my recent Slap of Topher Grace. Seriously, it overflowed my 65k comment field. Anyway, it doesn't appear to be spam, but maybe a manifesto of sorts? He (she ?) promises to post more. Christ.

Anyway, if anyone out there is bored, I'd love for you to read it and post a summary of the nonsense for all of us. I, for one, have no intention of reading so much foolishness - and I certainly don't blame you if you don't want to either...

But I'm gonna leave it up, just to amuse myself.

Update: 6/25/2007 I took the comment out because it had really started to annoy me. And some were complaining about its length. It shouldn't have caused a problem, unless, I suppose, you were trying to read to the end of the comments on Topher. But it was starting to annoy me giving such a dolt web space. Anyway, I saved it. If anyone really wants to read it (I can't imagine, frankly...), let me know and I'll put it in its own post so you can torture yourself...


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I skimmed through the "manifesto." It's not even worth skimming, much less reading, and certainly not summarizing. I picked a 12-word quote and did a Google search. The "manifesto" appears on many other sites. Again, it wasn't worth my time to check more than a few, but they were all anonymous.
My guess is that the writer has some kind of emotional/psychological need to see his/her opinions on the internet. The presentation of the ideas, however, makes it seem like he/she also has some emotional/psychological problems.
Tagore | 2011-05-09 21:51

Looks like someone has postd this comment by mistake (or not?). The worst way to waste time wud b to read it! Mayb it does not have to do anything with this site also.I wud recommnd u 2 eliminate it.
shp | 2011-05-09 21:51

anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Man, people who post things like that are just plain frightening. In the wake of the all the crazy people shooting up schools and such, when I see/read stuff like that I can't help but wonder just what the hell is wrong with some people? Bad wiring? Too much religion? Too little religion? As much as I'd like to blame the bush administration, george is most likely just a contribution factor(s).
That doesn't rate as a manifesto, just some sort of psychotic ramble. You should take it down before that poor puppy starts stalking you.
Scot | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Tony Ally
Today's Slap comes courtesy of Dale, who said:
Have you ever seen Tony Ally? He is a diver/boxer from England. What a hunky guy and he seems like a total sweetheart in interviews. He deserves to be slapped. I have seen many speedo pics but no nudes. His body is amazing. Just a suggestion. These twinky, skinny boys do nothing for me. I lke a man once in a while.
That seems to be a common theme lately, so I thought I'd let everyone in on Tony Ally.



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Very hot indeed! It's as if Robbie Williams took a bath and worked out s'more.....very nice abs!
Spile | 2011-05-09 21:51

Whoever took that pathetic head shot should have his camera taken away, because when Tony's grinning or strutting about in his speedo, he is f*****g gorgeous.
jemmytee | 2011-05-09 21:51

Absolutely smokin' body, and not bad looking. A fine bedmate indeed.
RiC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wal-Mart Turns Tail...
It appears that Wal-Mart has caved in to the bigot brigade:
Wal-Mart, the world's largest retailer, has decided to curb its support of gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender (GLBT) organizations after conservative Christian groups threatened a boycott, and after some of its own employees expressed disapproval.
I wasn't a big Wal-Mart shopper anyway, but last month's trip was my last to Wal-Mart.


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Ditto about not being a shopper. I now will definitely NOT shop there or SAMS club (they are related, correct?)
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

BOYCOTT indeed. I'm also not a Wal-Mart shopper, but know many who are (especially Sam's Club). They don't deserve our money. Please SPREAD THE WORD.
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've been to WalMart twice in my life and it was the worst experience. Shabby goods. Aisles littered with merchandise. No one around to help you. A deadening place. Target's ten times better and not as hypocritical. Never been to Sam's Club; have no intenion of doing so, either.
jemmytee | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'll agree that Target is a better retail store overall, but as someone who just started working at Wal-Mart (hey, I am a student and I need summer money...), Wal-Mart stresses in its training programs that it will not tolerate harassment, discrimination, or prejudice in its workplace, and it specifically includes sexual orientation as one of the characteristics of diversity that it values. Wal-Mart may have stopped directly financially aiding GBLT organizations, but keep in mind how pissed you'd be if they were also funding conservative religious organizations or other controversial advocacy groups. Wal-Mart is protecting its corporate ass by catering to as many people as possible and being as inoffensive as possible... but it continues to protect its GBLT employees and customers even though it cannot afford to finance their advocacy groups.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Topher Grace
OK, I was sure that someone had suggested that I Slap today's victim, actor Topher Grace, but for some reason I can't find it. I think I need to redesign my suggestion tracking system...

Anyway, Topher seems like a good choice right about now because of his current role in Spider-Man 3, which I basically refuse to see until it comes out at least on pay-per-view, perhaps, however, I'll wait until it's on HBO.

So in case you weren't aware, Topher was also in Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, starring former Slap Josh Duhamel. And of course, there was his role in That '70s Show, where he played Eric Forman for 8 seasons.

Regardless, Topher is kind of an uber-twink, isn't he? I wish he had a little more meat on his bones, but he's a pretty attractive guy...



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I think the best part of that was the Josh Duhamel close up!
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

OMG wait for video. What a way to ruin a franchise. Spider Man 3 was so disappointing. Too bad too. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's gorgeous! Reticent and lean and full of deep feeling. When/if he grows chest hair, another slap will be in order. Thanks!
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

hehheheheheh... thanks for the morning chuckle. Back to yesterday's slap...
Jeff | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Shawn Christian
Sorry for the missed Slap yesterday - and the unanswered requests for more fur in the last week or so - but I was out of town and it took a while to get my act back together.

Anyway, as someone pointed out in the comments, if you want more fur, don't just say "more fur", let's have a suggestion!! And if you can link to pics in your suggestion, all the better.

So, on to today's Slap. Actor Shawn Christian is today's victim, and I'd swear that someone, at some time, suggested him, but I can't find that. So if you made a suggestion of Shawn, give a shout.

Anyway, Shawn appears to be best known for playing Ross Rayburn on One Life to Live. He also had a fairly major role in Summerland. He also played for a while on As the World Turns. And lots of very small roles on lots of other shows.

As for fur, I think Shawn counts. And he's certainly "more man" than boy. His body is truly exceptional, but I have to confess that his face isn't my cup of tea. Nevertheless, here he is.



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Hey! I LOVE Shawn Christian! I suggested him the first time you slapped him last May, after I saw him on "Summerland". I think my specific description was "DILF". Thanks for the EXCELLENT re-slap!
Xavier | 2011-05-09 21:51

Agree- was and still is very hot. Also, Shawn Christian was Danny the Gay Plumber on Ellen and had some hot scenes in tv movie: Murder in the Hamptons.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Great slap! I've been in "lust" with him since the Soaps! Summerland was
an added treat and he was shirtless
often. Great body and an absolutely
"smokin'" face. Definitely "Slap of the Month" material!
RiC | 2011-05-09 21:51

ummmm... YAH!!! Whoo... much better!
Jeff | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Andres Segura
I Slapped him once a couple of years ago, but surfing around famous males the other day, I found some new pictures of Spanish model Andres Segura that I thought were important to post. And he didn't even win Slap of the Month last time around, so I thought that someone this hot deserved another go.

And frankly, there are some spectacular new shots of Andres that could easily propel him to the top of the heap for June.



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He's amazing, big nipples and all. Thanks for the great slap! Definitely slap-of-the-month material.
BedMonster | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nice, but I sure do miss the beefy muscle men like Thomas Jane and Ben Browder. The hair, defined muscles, and beef make this old fart hard as a rock.
Postalman | 2011-05-09 21:51

cute, yes... nice package, but slap of the month... too soon to tell.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

PL. NOTE : LAST TIME ALSO U CALLD HIM "ANDRES SEGURA" WHEREAS HE IS "ANDRES VELENCOSO" HE IS NATURALLY VERY GD. LOOKING AND ATTRACTIVE. I JST FELL IN LV WITH HIM ON SEEING HIM FRST IN A TV PROG AS A SP. GUEST. GREAT CHOICE!
shp | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Betcha didn't know...
Homosexuals attempt to embezzle sexual satisfaction from God's business.
Kevin Craig is a moron running for Congress.

(h/t KipEsquire)


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Whatever happened to seperation of Church and State? It's ironic that with people such as Kevin Craig hell bent on turning the U.S into a theocracy of sorts the country is could start to have more in common with places like Iran or Saudi Arabia.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Dont be so "hardon" this guy; you have to admit he is original: why, Ive never heard that thing about a free lunch. awesome.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Rep. Roy Blunt, the current occupant 7th Dist of MO House seat, is a very reliably conservative Republican. It seems that poor Mr. Kevin Craig is going to have to be unhappy. There is no pleasing some people. As I recall Rev Phep’s group went to Liberty University to picket the late Rev. Jerry Falwell for being pro-gay. *eeeek*
wyocwby | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh, goody. More attempts to beat us up with that leatherbound book of myths.

And, completely off subject....but wow, between that big walrus mustache, a haircut that looks like it was done by a blind five-year-old with Tourette's, and that post-shock-therapy gaze in his eyes? That must woo the ladies. Mmm hmm, daddy. *gag*
Spike | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Stephane Rideau
A few weeks back when I Slapped Jérémie Elkaïm, I mentioned that he had starred in a movie called Come Undone with today's Slap, Stephane Rideau.

Well, Scott e-mailed at the time to ask that I Slap Stephane, but for some reason I skipped him for a while. It's doubly odd because of all of the hot pictures I posted of the two of them having sex on the beach.

And when he wrote, Scott had this to say:
You simply must, must, must slap Stephane Rideau. He has done many movies in which he is naked and playing a gay character. My favorite is Wild Reeds, but I think he is st8 in it, but it has a coming of age plot. He is great and st8, but great!
Yet another movie on my Netflix queue - in IMDb it's actually called "Les Roseaux sauvages". And after checking, I find that it's not available on Netflix.



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He's best seen in "Le Clan", a really striking French movie where his combination of gay sensibility and pent-up violence makes for a really intense experience. It also stars the lovely Nicolas Cazale.
Aidan - UK | 2011-05-09 21:51

Is that his THANG he's slappin' against that woman's chest? Is that some sort of porn film? Je suis choque!
Vick | 2011-05-09 21:51

Isn't there ANYBODY over 20 something worth slapping? Or at least at the end of the 20's. I'm afraid my face is going to break out if I watch more of these twinks. An occasional one is nice, as in thinking of them as a future hottie but we seem to be drowning in them.

Kyle
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

Well, as a sweet little urchin said to me after I accidentally bumped into him on the street the other day, "Jesus Christ! Get it lifted, you old hag."
Vick | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Felipe Dylon
Xavier suggested today's Slap saying:
Felipe Dylon, HOOOOTTTT Brazilian "singer"
Yes, indeed. Felpie Dylon is quite the twinkish little piece of delicious meat...

Felipe has had 3 albums in his relatively short career, all of which have enjoyed some success. One of them is available on iTunes and doesn't sound too bad...



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Felipe is 20 this year. I have all 3 albumns and DVD and he's outstanding. Gorgeous and a great entertainer.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm only 23 and even I feel like a perv for looking at that guy, i don't care if he is 20.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nah,let's have some hunky, hairy guys, please?
Nick | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - John-Paul Lavoisier
Cris wrote to suggest that I Slap John-Paul Lavoisier, saying simply:
John Paul Lavoisier!!!!!!!!!!!!
As if skipping a Slap of this hottie would be a crime against nature. Well, I guess he's right, isn't he? His main work seems to be his role as Rex Balsom on One Life to Live. He did have an appearance as a model in Sex and the City, and he's been a movie or two that you've never heard of.

But as I said, his work on OLTL is most of what he's done, and thank goodness it's a soap - it's pretty reliable that he'll have his shirt off once per episode.



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Nope, does nothing for me,
Can we have soon hairy chested hotties please?
Nick | 2011-05-09 21:51

GREAT PECS, with those perfectly positioned "down & out" nipples - OK, my fetish! Nick--I love those hairy pecs guys too!
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

I have found him hot on OLTL from the start.. and back then, he was not all buff. Now, they have turned him into a hunk, and the best part, is he is so funny as well. Humor is (almost) as sexy as the abs...
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yum!
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Chris Pine
Credit for today's Slap goes out to Lee, who wrote to suggest Chris Pine saying:
He is so freakly hot and lovely
Yep.

Chris has done a bunch of 1-episode appearances in various TV shows, but the hot pics after the jump appear to be from Just My Luck. I've heard there were also some hot pics from Blind Dating. But one mustn't forget his role in The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement.

As for Chris, I think he has a little James Marsden thing going on - which is an excellent thing.



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I'm with you, Kyle, and glad to know I'm not the only superficial queen who cares about eyebrows. :-D
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Very slapable! Excellent choice! He has his father's (Robert Pine) eyes.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

He has every thing I want.so gorges,and love you.
Lee | 2011-05-09 21:51

Somebody wax those eyebrows. They're ready for a zip code of their own.
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Christian Kane
Brett wrote to suggest that I Slap today's victim, actor Christian Kane, who he'd seen recently on Angel.

For what it's worth, he was also in Close to Home, and he's been in a number of movies, including Secondhand Lions and Friday Night Lights. But I think the skin pics after the jump are (mostly ?) from Angel. At least the pics with the freaky tattoos are.

I have to say, without the bizarre tattoos, he looks pretty damn fine.



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ALWAYS loved this guy. Didya know he was a singer, too. He has a website, which I think you can find through IMDb under "miscellaneous".
cris | 2011-05-09 21:51

John Mahoney was in Broken Hearts Club and is openly gay for many years. I'm assuming that was the reference
Boy Scout | 2011-05-09 21:51

Loved Angel and ALWAYS thought this guy was hot....Thanks!
Tim | 2011-05-09 21:51

re: Broken Hearts... My friend told me that Dean Cain was gay. Any feedback?
Vick Mafille | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random hottie!


Um. Who is this? He looks really familiar... Have I Slapped him?


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Holy Mary Mother of Gawd!!!!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

He could do with a few more pies though
Chris A | 2011-05-09 21:51

the model is Cheyne Oglesby
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Also kind of also looks like Andrew Cooper...I think the two of them are very similar though.
Chase | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Scott Baio
Quite a while ago, James and Fred wrote to suggest that I Slap actor Scott Baio. And honestly, I can't remember why I didn't do it at the time - because, as ashamed as I am to admit it, Scott was probably my first celebrity crush. On Happy Days they had an episode at a pool or something, and when he came out I nearly toppled over. Which would not have looked good as a 12-year old or whatever I was.

Most of the pics I was able to find seem to be from Scott's younger days - he doesn't seem to take his shirt off much lately, that I can see. And as surprising as it sounds, I couldn't find any pics from Joanie Loves Chachi, the dreadful Happy Days spinoff with Scott and Erin Moran. He did have a hit (quasi-hit?) in Charles in Charge, and Diagnosis Murder lasted a couple of seasons anyway. He hasn't had a lot going on since then, unless you account his set of appearances as Bob Loblaw on Arrested Development.

As for Scott, I really did think he was cute when he was younger, but I'd need to see more skin to make a decision today... Honestly, he seems to have aged pretty well, but one shirtless shot would help a lot.



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apparently scott's buddy willie aames has been making christian videos for 3-9 y/o's for the past seven years
FenwayKenmore | 2011-05-09 21:51

He played a charecter named blahblahblah? (I just had to spell it phoenetically)
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51


Chachi??

Like, maybe in 1977. Thirty years on and the rose is off the bloom. Sorry.
Canuck | 2011-05-09 21:51

VH1 has a show called "Scott Baio is 45 ... and single" starting on July 15th. He looks rough in the few "recent" pictures they have of him. He wonders why he's still single? Maybe he's not met the right MAN!?!
Rob J | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Cool!


Huh?


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Slap! - Drew Fuller
Today's Slap goes out to cutie actor Drew Fuller. I actually found him when I was looking for pictures of someone else - I don't even remember who.

Drew was in Charmed for a while, and he's been in a number of movies, none of which I can remember seeing. One of them, however, must have the skin scenes you'll see pics of after the jump. It looks a lot like he's playing with himself in bed. Can anyone fill us in on what the movie is and what he's doing?

Regardless of what he's up to in bed, Drew certainly looks really cute. I wish I'd been able to find more skin pics that were better lit; alas, it was not to be.



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Update (6/11/2007): Several people in the comments, and in my e-mail, were kind enough to point out that the movie with the hot scenes is Voodoo Academy.

According to Wikipedia:
It is considered to be homoerotic for containing muscular young adult males in their underwear, rubbing themselves.
We have a winner!


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The pictures in question are from David De Coteau's 'Voodoo Academy', where the male students spend much of the movie in their underwear and possessed to the point of extreme horniness. This was apparently Drew's first movie, and a delightful start to his career.
fareva | 2011-05-09 21:51

added "Vampire Academy" to my netflix queue before the rush...he apparently was also in "Vampire Clan" two years later in 2002
FenwayKenmore | 2011-05-09 21:51

Have you seen Drew in Army wives on lifetime. He grown into one fine looking man who wears boxers allot on this show.
BigJock | 2011-05-09 21:51

Drew is also in the new Lifetime series Army Wives. I think those scenes are from Voodoo Academy a David DeCoteau film.
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Please see quote at top of page...
OK, this is absolutely the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Seriously, the dumbest. The folks over at BlueGrassRoots took a trip to the "Answers in Genesis Creation Museum" in northern Kentucky.

I know that such a museum is going to work my last nerve, just from the name, but then I read this:
One of the most interesting discoveries of the museum is that The Flintstones was not merely a children’s’ cartoon, but rather a realistic depiction of man’s early interaction with their dinosaur friends.
I weep for the future.

(h/t Drew)


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Behold the results of cousins who breed!
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Rafael Nadal
I posted this one late in the day, so as to avoid potentially spoiling anyone's French Open fun. But Spanish tennis star Rafael Nadal is so deserving of today's Slap that I just had to post him - add to that the fact that Mel and Chris have both requested him recently, and he's clearly a slam dunk. He beat former Slap Roger Federer in today's French Open final; the match wasn't very interesting, but Rafael's performance was amazing.

Rafael, as you may know, is currently ranked #2 in the world, and has the dubious distinction of being ranked #2, without becoming #1, longer than anybody. And with Roger Federer as the current #1, I'm not sure how much chance Rafa has of moving up.



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I dunno. A bit of a mixed bag. There are times I think he's cute, other times when I don't. He's got great biceps, but shouldn't he have bigger pecs? I suppose he falls under the "I wouldn't kick him out of bed" category....
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

He looks better with his shirt ON !!!!
Jim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Rafael is world #2 on a 365 day basis, but he's already #1 on 2007's competitions ;)

I suppose it means he could be very quickly #1 on the traditionnal travelling-year (the last 365 days - is it called like that in english ?)

Thanks for the slap ;)
Kyoshiro | 2011-05-09 21:51

Do you know that this is correct time to receive the business loans, which will make you dreams real.
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Slap! - J.P. Pitoc
Keith wrote a little while ago to ask that I Slap actor John Paul Pitoc. You remember him - he was the hot go-go boy who played opposite former Slap Christian Campbell in Trick.

I really enjoyed Trick - and J.P. was certainly hot, but I really had more of a thing for Christian Campbell. He was just so sweet and innocent ... and Slappable! But I digress, because J.P. is certainly Slap-worthy too. So Trick was his first movie, and he doesn't seem to have done a lot since then, unfortunately, although he did have a 4 episode guest appearance on Six Feet Under as "Phil, the Crematory Guy". Hmmm. I don't remember that...

As for J.P., like I said, he does look really great. But I was very pleasantly surprised to see that he has chest hair that looks fantastic. I understand that playing a go-go boy means you have to shave your chest, but it's really too bad. So check out the fur after the jump and see what you think.



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On Six Feet Under, J.P as Phil the undertaker dude had lost 20 to 30 pounds of muscle and had a huge tattoo of a dragon down one side of his body. He slept with Claire but didn't want to be "exclusive" with her and he had a discussion with the Mother about his tattoo in the kitchen while waiting for Claire once. Does that ring a bell? He was hot in a totally different way than in Trick.
Dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

Aside from that incredible physique, the guy borders on homely.
Vick Mafille | 2011-05-09 21:51

It boggles my mind that anyone could label this beautiful, sexy hunk of a man "homely"...but I guess we all have different taste.

I would love it if I or any of my boyfriends were as "homely" as JP.
will | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is a recurring character on Ghost Whiasperer now, and looks even hotter!
LabRatt | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Leonardo Garcia
Mike wrote to ask that I Slap Mexican actor Leonardo Garcia, saying:
It's been ages since I've seen latino actor Leonardo Garcia on a telenovela. Maybe you can slap him because I need a fix real bad.
Well, I can certainly understand why. What a smoking hottie! He has that fantastic Latino furry look that just makes me melt.

As far as I can tell, Leonardo hsan't been in anything in the U.S. which is a real crying shame.



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Perfection
Thomas | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yesterday some sweet Canadian bacon and today this hot Mexican tamale. Is it NAFTA week?
dcdrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

Stunning MAN! And totally slap-worthy. GREAT to see a MAN and not some hair-less twink. Fareva.......someday, you too will be OLD, (whatever that means).......and, for your own sake, I hope you hold up and age better than the stunning Leonardo, since you've put it out there.
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

Finally an actor/model who doesn't see a need to shave every inch of his body! Woo-hoo!
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Ryan LeBar
Ages and ages ago - seriously, ages and ages - I got requests from Jon and Sam to Slap this hottie, Ryan LeBar. Well, I can't really remember why I wouldn't have Slapped someone this hot immediately upon request, but it's happened before and will surely happen again. Anyway, Ryan's a model and actor, who had this to say on his web site:
I'm from the Northern part of Canada - a small town called Thunder Bay. It has a population of about 120,000 and, unlike me, is very cold during the winter.
Wow. That leaves me speechless. All I can say after reading that is that I hope he plays for our team. I know I most likely hope in vain, but oh well...

Oh. And does he look a skootch Brazilian to anyone else?



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He plays on anyone's team for the right amount of $$$$. Opps. Did I type that out loud?
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is soo freaking sexy. You should really slap former Abercrombie and Diesel model and current actor on "The Simple Life:Goes to Camp" Hunter Cross. HE WOULD BE SLAP OF THE YEAR FOR SURE!
Frazier | 2011-05-09 21:51

He sure puts the THUNDER in Thunder Bay!
Rick | 2011-05-09 21:51

Fantastic. It's bizarre how different he looks depending on his hair length. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Christian Klien
I last Slapped him over two years ago, so I think it's OK to give Christian Klien a re-Slap, don't you? I found some very sexy new pictures, so I thought this hot Austrian Formula 1 racer needed the attention.

And he's really looking great, lately, isn't he? I mean, who knew racers were so twinkish and hot?? YUM! As someone said before, I could really get into racing.



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Mikey likey!! What a great smile... among other things.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Kasey Kahne and Kimi Raikonnen are yesterdays news as far as I'm concerned. Mr. Klein is a total stud-muffin.
Bobby | 2011-05-09 21:51

If I wasn't such a fan of NASCAR cutie Kasey Kahne, Klien would probably be my favorite race car driver because he is just so damn cute and hot! Love the new pics of him.
CoreyNH | 2011-05-09 21:51

Christian is HOT, HOT, HOT.

And, Corey? Dude, I am SO with you on Kasey Kahne. Those twinkly eyes! Squeeeee!
Spike | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap of the Month May! - Lars Stephan
I am please to announce the winner of May's Slap of the Month voting. Lars Stephan won by a landslide. He easily smoked the runner up, Fabrizio Filippo. Fabrizio was only 2 votes ahead of 3rd place Chad White, so I threw him in too. And since my personal favorite, Brett Chukerman, was in 4th place, I'm exercising editorial privilege and tacking him on too...




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I don't see what all the hub bub is about Chad White. He is about as sexy as an used tampon. Ick!
william | 2011-05-09 21:51

I vote for Brett too. It must be that smile and those eyes.
ty | 2011-05-09 21:51


Random hottie! - Novak Djokovic
Novak Djokovic, seen today in action in the French Open.








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Good choice! I'm not into tennis but I spent some time this weekend watching him and Olivier Patience, trying to decide who looked better. Then there was one of the ball boys....... but only as a FUTURE hottie.
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh yeah! I've been watching him for the past year or so. . .on and off the court. He's definitely a hottie. Samo Sloga Srbina Spasava - and I'm a Croat!
marko | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Andrew Cooper
Today's Slap goes out to British model Andrew Cooper. The 26 year old model has been seen lately in ads for Dolce & Gabbana, Armani, and L'Oreal.

I can't find a lot of other bio information for Andrew, but does he remind anyone of Jonathan Rhys-Meyers?



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Good God Almighty!!! Perfection has found it's way to my computer.
Dizzy on Andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

one more thing --- sorry --- i think we already know the "slap of the month" and its only the 4th. Right guys?
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Absolutely gorgeous - except for No. 5 with the orange hair and the one with the two bois together in the striped pants - that one is just a little two "swishy" for me and doesn't go with the rest, but then it's the one that isn't professionally posed. I'm assuming he's one of us????
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

SLAP OF THE MONTH!
ron | 2011-05-09 21:51

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It's math!
Did you know that the weight of 10,000 600cc breast implants is equal to the weight of 14.2 male polar bears? Yup, it's true.

Slap! - Zach Braff
Today's Slap goes out to the king of "adorkability", actor Zach Braff. Surprisingly, I don't have a record of anyone ever having requested Zach, but it could be that he's not so obviously hot like Marios Lekkas.

Anyway, I'm sure you've seen Zach on NBC in Scrubs where he's played J.D. for the past 7 or so years. I remember hearing that the show would be back for an 8th season, but it had not been finalized, so there was still some question -- I don't know what has actually happened.

Zach also starred in his own directorial debut, Garden State. He played a tweaked out bleach blond in The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy - one of my guilty pleasures. And he also voiced Chicken Little in the eponymous movie.

I have to confess that even though I don't watch Scrubs any more, I always thought Zach looked terribly hot on the show. Yum yum yum.



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He's not sure the cuteness like models or particular actors are, but I luv him in Scrubs! He was really hot in certain eps! And he get that "certain sex thing" I want in men!
Bambie
Bambie! | 2011-05-09 21:51

No, Canuk, it is just not you. He is the furthest thing away from anyone who would catch my attention on the street.
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

Physically, he's just not "slap" material. However, he is definitely "boyfriend" material: charming, smart, sensitive. However, this site is not called "Husband of the Day." I do think Zach is sexy, but not on the basis of his appearance. And since this site is all about sexy bods, I think Zach just earned a "DQ."
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51


Nope. I don't get him at all. And I don't think its just me. Sorry.
Canuck | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Marc Singer
Nyles wrote some time back suggesting that I Slap actor Marc Singer of The Beastmaster. He was also in the BeastMaster TV series with former Slap Daniel Goddard.

He also showed up on The Young and the Restless, and The Love Boat for a couple of episodes. And who could forget his ongoing role as Mike Donovan in V.

I have to confess that, while I find Marc's body to be incredible, his face doesn't really grab me. But that's OK, he's still nice to look at!



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I interviewed Mark Singer many years ago for IN TOUCH. He does have the reputation of being a "hard cast"...
and I do think it's his face...he's aware of it too...nice guy though.
bigmac | 2011-05-09 21:51

"mini bikinis in USA and tiny G-Strings in European version" Sigh.
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

He was so sexy in his early years and during Visitors.
Now he's a monster! He got old very bad!
Bambie! | 2011-05-09 21:51

I have always thought he was hot. But check out the irony: he was the Beastmaster and ended up on The Young and The Restless. Daniel Goddard, the Beastmaster on tv, is now on The Young and The Restless. Interesting! Y&R is obviously where all the Beastmasters go.
Michael | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap of the Month - May!
Are you ready for May voting? It was a pretty good month, even with that little bit of unpleasantness at the end of the month. There were the major hotties like Chad White and the cuties like Brett Chukerman. There was furry Billy Baldwin and twinkish Alex Pettyfer. I won't say it was one of the best months of Slaps ever, but it was pretty enjoyable. So what do you think?? I'll leave voting open until the end of the day Monday for all you who read Bent at work...




Johnny Messner


Travis Oliver


Chris Carrabba


Henry Rollins


Bill Pullman


Lenny Kravitz


Andy Baldwin


Alex Pettyfer


Dominic Zamprogna


Emile Hirsch


Chad White


Lars Stephan


Brett Chukerman


Brent Weber


Yannick Bisson


Eugen Bauder


Robert Sean Leonard


Billy Baldwin


Jeremy Sheffield


Maksim Chmerkovskiy


Jérémie Elkaïm


Fabrizio Filippo


Joseph Gordon-Levitt





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Lars for Slap of the Year!
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

No doubt- LARS! Second place- CHAD! Hair one up on smooth eh...
shp | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Marios Lekkas
I got an anonymous suggestion a couple of days ago for Greek model Marios Lekkas. And with a guy that looks this good, I'm more than happy to oblige. What a fucking beautiful specimen!!



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Gorgeous!
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

What a way to start the month! He's PERFECTION PERSONIFIED! Truly a Greek God in every sense of the word! U can c much more of him on this site http://malemodels.50webs.com/
shp | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's beautiful, he's a Greek God indeed!
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Randall Bal is a snotty prick
You may have noticed that yesterday's Slap of Randall Bal has been taken down. As is my policy, if a Slap-ee requests such, I am happy to remove them from the site. But I also reserve the right to call them a snotty prick if I deem it warranted. And in this case, it is. Here's Randall's e-mail [sic throughout]:
Bent,

I seriously would like to get this off your website, I have a number of fans which a number a lot of young individuals looking up to me as I travel around the world and give clinics to give back to the sport. I know you are just having fun but do not want to let this get out of hand.

First off, I am not gay. Secondly, I do not need some guys gawking over me...this is sick!

Thanks for taking me down.

Kind Regards,

Randall
Well, Randall, as you can see, the posts of you are all gone. But in case you were wondering, there are lots of gay youths out there that "look up to you" too. And you just called them "sick". Charming. And I love the "kind regards" touch at the end.

So anyway. I guess this is as good a time as any to say this again: Being featured on this site does not - in any way - indicate that I, or anyone else, think a person is gay.

And just in case you're wondering, I don't often get take down requests, but if I do I usually remove the post with little or no comment. You'll notice that down on the left side of the page, a Slap of the Month winner was removed by request. He was incredibly nice about it so there was no reason to mock him. Too bad I can't say the same for Randall.

Update (5/2/2007 6/2/2007 - d'oh!): Terrie wrote from the site Randall Bal Online (originally I had linked to her site above) to say that hers is a fan site only, and does not share Randall's idiotic views. I should also clarify that I am the one calling Randall idiotic, not Terrie.


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So I guess this site: http://www.randallbalonline.us/ will be asked to be shut down? I mean, I am a gay guy and I went to the site to look at his pictures. God Forbid.
Paul B. | 2011-05-09 21:51

So, instead of being up for Slap of the month, will dandy Randy be up for bitch-slap of the month? LOL
CoreyNH | 2011-05-09 21:51

I miss old droolable you-know-who. Since he was beautifying the cover of a French gay magazine, I'm surprised he asked to be taken down.
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree, he does protest too much.

Just goes to show you, the British can be just as much self-absorbed ignorant rednecks as anyone in the U.S.

Let's face facts though, this guy makes a living kicking balls around, I doubt he has ever taken the time to think about anything besides that (and maybe pussy).
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

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