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Slap! - Joseph Gordon-Levitt
I've been wanting to Slap actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt for a long time now, and Scott wrote about 100 years ago to suggest him too. But it's been tough to find good pictures. But recently I've come across a few that are pretty good.

Joseph, of course, starred for a number of years in 3rd Rock from the Sun, where the skin scenes were few and far between. But he was also in Mysterious Skin where he showed a bit more. And who could forget the couple of gay kisses he (surely) enjoyed here and there - wasn't one of them in That '70s Show.

Anyway, Joseph is quite the pretty little twink, isn't he? And it's quite a juicy little ass he has. Enjoy!

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NEW LOW.......
Casey | 2011-05-09 21:51

please! no boys! not even close to bent quality!
josephine | 2011-05-09 21:51

Fucking beautiful!! Thank you!
LabRatt | 2011-05-09 21:51

The guy is 26 years old and not a boy anymore. The first picture however could be a "before" ad for botox with those forehead creases, eyebags, crow's feet and laugh lines.Maybe he had been out all night.Don't forget his part in "Latter Days" as a homophobe Mormon.
Dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random hotties! - Herndon Climb
If you're not aware, the Herndon Climb is an annual tradition at the US Naval Academy, where the plebs take their shirts off and try to climb a big greasy monument. They get all sweaty and icky - it's fabulous.

Anyway, Juicy sent along a link to some wonderful pictures of this year's event:

Allrand photography has tons more images. Plus they have pics of years past.

Click on the link, check out the 5th pic over. Interesting hand/finger placement!
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

Got an opinion?
My sister sent along news that 38% of people aren't entitle to their opinion.

You know it's fake because the number is so low...

This would explain a lot:
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Fabrizio Filippo
I have to apologize again for missing a few days of Slaps, but those pesky hotties on the beach kept jumping in front of my camera. Hopefully I'll find some pics worth posting. And hopefully it won't be a picture of a reader that gets irritated. But I was in Ft. Lauderdale, so the odds may be against me.

So anyway, on to today's Slap!

A few weeks back, when I said that I was "in the mood for twinks", "gad1in10" wrote to suggest that I Slap actor Fabrizio Fillipo. You remember Fabrizio... He was the cute hot violin player that dated Justin for a while on Queer as Folk. And thank goodness for Dreamcaps (or was it famous males?) for having pics of some of their trysts. Nice!

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I was in lust with him on QAF too. He has done a lot snce, but almost all in Canada. With the exception of a series in the US called Tilt. And, Bax.. go to his name on and you should be able to figure out the movie.
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

my dear, it's only one L. xoxo
l3irdmann | 2011-05-09 21:51

He was also on Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the third season for a few episodes as Buffy's boyfriend. In a later episode (he wasn't in) it was revealed the character was gay.
Joe | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is seriously short - used to work out at my gym and seemed like a genuinely nice guy. Has legs that seem freakishly short compared to his torso. Cute face, though, for sure. I'd hit that!
seeldee | 2011-05-09 21:51

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I have to apologize for my appalling lack of Slaps for the past two days, but I'm on a mini vacation. I spent all day today by the pool at a gay guest house in Ft. Lauderdale. It was fabulous.

So to make up for it, enjoy this picture:

Oh, and I'm really behind on my e-mail. But I'll be trying to catch up on that on the plane on Monday.

Is this Bode Miller?? He is SO HOT he can melt the ski slopes.
Dan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Bodie is damned fine.....damned fine!
Tobias | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Jérémie Elkaïm
Xavier wrote a while back to suggest that I Slap French actor Jérémie Elkaïm, saying:
Hi! I think French actor Jérémie Elkaïm DEFINITELY deserves a slap, if only because I prefer my slaps to be slender, dark-haired and French. He's currently on Le Bureau, the French version of The Office, but he's had several gay-oriented roles in a number of movies. The most notable of these is Presque rien (Come Undone), in which he spends most of the movie naked or nearly so, tanned and gorgeous on the beaches in the south of France. He falls in love with French hunk Stephane Rideau, and they have an amazing sex scene in the dunes. AMAZING sex scene. Netflix it for sure. Thanks!
Well, as you can see after the jump, everything Xavier said is true - including the part about the amazing sex scene. I have to confess that I actually rented this movie once, but since I was working I couldn't read the subtitles, so I turned it off and never went back. Of course, at the time, I knew nothing about the sex scene. Suffice it to say that I'll be renting this one again.

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Enjoy, and thanks Xavier!

Xavier | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is sexy! total slap!!! uncut and i love it!
Rick | 2011-05-09 21:51

Totally hot!
AJ | 2011-05-09 21:51

what a f*in great slap; just my type of guy, too. And (of course) just enough pit and crotch hair to keep me h*rd (up). Really like nearly hairless guys to have the trail, bush, and pits to show they're, at least, in junior high.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Maksim Chmerkovskiy
I know I just posted a picture of Maksim Chmerkovskiy a couple of days ago, but he really looked fabulous on Dancing with the Stars this week, and Laila (his dancing partner) ripped his shirt off, so I just had to go ahead and Slap him.

As I said, I haven't been watching DwtS this season, but if Maks is on next season, it will be a must watch. He seemed rather embarassed to have his shirt off, so I'm worried that he won't show much skin if he's on next season, but we'll just have to see. Although he doesn't mind having his shirt open to the navel...

Oh, and I apologize for the poor quality of the screen caps after the jump, but it's hard to get good caps from's web player. So if I see better caps out there, I'll post 'em. In the meantime, enjoy!

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For some reason that grin is a little bit off putting, the still pic at the end is quite hot though.
YvesPaul | 2011-05-09 21:51

In that last picture, he is so givin' me The Rock.
Randy Devil | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is handsome.. but the REAL hottie this year was Jonathan Roberts, who danced with Heather Mills.
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

Good dancer...and a nice face, but I'd love to see that grin as as I pound hin from behind. I bet his asss would REALLY move then!!!
He's a hottie1
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Andy's workout!
You may have missed the recent photoshop workout that Andy Roddick got for the cover of Men's Fitness magazine:

Andy, apparently posted a response on his blog:
I spent the last few weeks in Austin really focused on my training and getting back into shape…but pretty sure I’m not as fit as the Men’s Fitness cover suggests…little did I know I have 22 inch guns and a disappearing birth mark on my right arm. I saw the cover for the first time when I landed after Rome…it was pretty funny…I walked by the newsstand in the airport and did a total double take …I can barely figure out how to work the red-eye tool on my digital camera…whoever did this has mad skills…maybe Rafael Nadal wants his arms back?…if you can manage to stop laughing at the cover long enough, check out the article inside, the photo shoot on the boat was pretty cool..and I recognize the person in those photos
Nice! What a great response! And pictures on a boat? I'm hitting the newsstand tomorrow.

Via Towleroad.

A couple of months ago, Men's Fitness displayed a photo of David Boreanaz on its cover, complete with a six pack showing through his tee shirt. David is a fine looking man, but those abs belonged to an airbrush artist, not to him. Men's Fitness has got to give it up!
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Jeremy Sheffield
Robert (great name!) wrote to suggest that I Slap British actor Jeremy Sheffield. Jeremy is another guy that, when I saw his name, I was sure I'd Slapped, but a database search revealed no Jeremy. Anyway Robert had this to say:
I watched a totally cheesy movie with two very hot guys: The Wedding Date. Debra Messing's character spends much of the film trying to torment Jeremy Sheffield's character after they've broken up....and based on looks alone it's easy to see why!
So, as you saw, Jeremy was in The Wedding Date. He was also in Creep (hmmm...) and Anna Karenina.

As for Jeremy, I think he's pretty much the anti-twink. Well, almost. He appears to be smooth, since I couldn't find a single pic showing any fur - but he could, of course, be guilty of manscaping.

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ron | 2011-05-09 21:51

Holy Crap, he's smoking hot!!
Matty | 2011-05-09 21:51

Very sexy indeed (also check out Rupert Penry-Jones if you're looking for good looking British actors)

Jeremy is also gay (not sure if he's single though)
Carl | 2011-05-09 21:51

He looks a lot like Josh Lucas, a favorite of mine. So, yeah, I'd go out with Jeremy.
Rob | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Dancing with the Stars
I've been watching Dancing with the Stars for the past couple of weeks because my mom is a big fan, and I have to say that Maksim Chmerkovskiy is fucking HOT!!! I really should have been watching all season, huh? Well, tonight it was especially nice because his dance partner ripped his shirt off and WOW! Hopefully I'll come across some pics of him in the next couple of days and I'll post them.

His brother is hot to. They had a dance together on the show and it was pretty hot. Hopefully you can find more pics of him, he's great to look at.
Brad | 2011-05-09 21:51

How about some pics of Apolo Ohno?? ;)
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

Random hottie!

Mouth: yum.
Jaw: yum.
Chest: yum.
Chest hair: double yummy yum.
Nipple: tiny hard yum.
Treasure trail: yum.
Abs: yum
Adonis belt: yumity yum yum.
ebsur | 2011-05-09 21:51

That's Michael Carrick - Manchester United central midfielder.

He's alright I guess ;)
Carl | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sorry, but that is the iliac furrow, also known as Apollo's Belt, not the Adonis belt:'s_belt
(google shows Adonis Belt, 154,000 hits vs 1,100,000 for Apollo's Belt)
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow, I think that Michael Carrick is so hot, so I am glad that you finally got around to having him even be on the website.
Matty | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Billy Baldwin
It's been a bit twinkish around here of late, so I thought I'd spice things up with one of the two hottest Baldwins, Billy Baldwin. The other hottest Baldwin isn't one of the Baldwin brothers, but Adam Baldwin is definitely smoking.

Nevertheless, today is Billy's day. I remember seeing Billy first in Three of Hearts where he looked absolutely spectacular. The fur, and that ass, and those legs to die for. Jeez - I'm getting flustered just writing this.

Billy was also in Sliver and Backdraft where he had a great shower scene with future Slap Jason Gedrick (why haven't I Slapped him yet?).

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An excellent example of the great beauty that is body hair. But don't forget the eyes and lips.
ebsur | 2011-05-09 21:51


Does the new DVD have the original full frontal nudity that was cut from the movie?
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

And then there's Stephen 'Threesome' Baldwin ;p
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

Truly one of my favorite hairy chests...and those eyes....SWOON! Billy is signed to one of the shows on ABC next Fall...hopefully it will be a success and he can be shirtless often.
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Robert Sean Leonard
Dave wrote to ask if I'd ever Slapped Robert Sean Leonard, and I have to confess that I thought I had. But since I haven't, today seems to be as good a day as any, no?

Robert got his early break in Dead Poets Society playing Neil Perry. He also starred in Swing Kids and The Last Days of Disco. I know he also did some much-acclaimed work on Broadway.

Lately, of course, he's been starring us the put upon friend of Dr. Gregory House in House M.D.. And frankly he's been looking really good doing it. For some reason, however, the producers never seem to manage to dream up good excuses for him, or his co-star Jesse Spencer to take their shirts off. Can't the hospital have a swimming pool or something?

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thanks! i love him! i am just wondering when i will see him here!
Matt | 2011-05-09 21:51

He has won a Tony for Best Performance by a Featured Actor in a Play, plus he has two more nominations in the same category - not just another pretty face!
Shwa | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Eugen Bauder
Today's Slap goes out to model Eugene Bauder. Some lovely person at either Dreamcaps or famous males shared them, and I thought it was an important public service to make sure they get adequate distribution...

Anyway, Eugen is a Kazakh model that's been working all over the world during his very short career. And apparently he's moved to LA with the hope of building an acting career too. Perhaps we'll see this gorgeous specimen on the big screen some day soon!

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O. M. G. Unbelievably beautiftul!
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

I guess just turning 40, it kind of creeps me out to find anyone leering after someone old enough to be my own son! Guess I'll stick to the 30+ crowd. Maybe someday you should take a poll to see the average age of your readers. I'd be really curious to find out.
Stuart | 2011-05-09 21:51

D.J. | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love him, he's the best man in the world. He's fantastic.
Lull | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Ok, who opened up the portal to the dimension of lost socks?
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Yannick Bisson
I've actually gotten 2 requests for this guy - and I've never even heard of him. Both Steve and Marko wrote to ask that I Slap actor Yannick Bisson, and even though there aren't a ton of pics out there, I was able to round up a few good ones, including some nice skin pics.

Yannick's been in quite a number of things, none of which I've ever been aware. Which is kinda weird. I mean, I know I'm not necessarily the most TV-aware guy out there, but how can you have been in 41 different shows - apparently of all kinds - and I haven't heard of a single one? In Bollywood I wouldn't be surprise, but Yannick's from Canada!

Oh well. I'll stick with my American Idol (I'm skipping next week, though, since Melinda's gone) and Lost and Battlestar Galactica.

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Is that Rick Springfield with him? Yikes! DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

too 'boy next door' type for me...
Ambassador from Hell | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's grown into his looks (French Canadian Guys tend to be hot) Pity most Canadian Television leaves much to be desired.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

One of his shows was called Nothing Too Good for a Cowboy with Sarah Chalke before she hit it big on Scrubs. He looked incredible on that show and would often get his shirt off.

Until I saw him punch his dog in the Gerrard Square parking lot in Toronto, I thought he was pretty hot. You can imagine how witnessing something like that could change one's opinion. He's not tall at all, either.
seeldee | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random hottie!
Wow, yesterday's Slap of Brent Weber went over like a lead balloon, huh? I'm not sure what was wrong with him? I agree with Leonard who said he looked a bit like Ben Affleck -- which can be good and bad -- but was he really so hideous? Hmmm....

So anyway, I hope Mr. Ohio here from Cosmopolitan will make up for Brent.

I like them both.

Mr Ohio has more goin' on in the upper-body department though.

John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ohio eh? Them corn-fed boys really do seem to have it going on!
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Brent was twink-a-licious! You have nothing to apologize for.
frank | 2011-05-09 21:51

Brent was not appealing, but this guy is HAWT!!!
Farnk | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Brent Weber
I am pleased to announce that I've never Slapped today's victim, Brent Weber before. I was sure, when I saw him, that I must have Slapped him because he's so fucking hot. But no. So here he is!

I found lots of skin pics of Brent that I'm able to share, mainly because of his role on All My Children. Again, I can't figure out why I don't watch daytime soaps. They're so reliable about showing skin. There are also some skin shots from his turn on the (failed?) Point Pleasant.

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Thanks to Soaphunks for the great pics!

Trust me when I say (having watched him on All My Children), this young man couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag. Just another instance of a soap hiring someone for their looks rather than their acting ability (see pretty much the entire cast of Passions). There is a reason I don't go out of my way to watch soaps anymore. It doesn't mean I don't admire the eye candy...I just prefer to not hear most of them speak or attempt to act.
CoreyNH | 2011-05-09 21:51

maybe when he grows up, until then is his dad hot?
art | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sorry don't see "it" at all.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

What a nice man to look at, whether he can act or not.
I do have to wonder though, why all those who constantly have negative comments or say they only like old and hairy men, keep coming back to this site. If I disliked the men on this site as much as they do, I certainly would not be back and would be looking at one that suited my taste rather than constantly carping about whom is shown.
fareva | 2011-05-09 21:51

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I have to apologize for the missed Slap yesterday - I got a really crappy phone call in the morning and just couldn't do it.

And today I had one too many afternoon cocktails and am heading out to a cocktail-laden dinner. So I'm not sure how much longer I'll be coherent. But after the phone call yesterday, I needed some vodka therapy.

So to make up for it...

Former Slap Sam Page.

"Shark" is a good show but having him in the cast makes it so much better, He is HOT!!!
Brad | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sam is so hot when NOT shaved down; really like the hairy chest and trail; wish I could see more of the pubes and, of course, his armpit hair. Bet he looks great in a jockstrap, showing clumps of fur on the side of his pouch.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I spent most of the afternoon Googling pics of Sam Page, so when I logged on to your site this morning, you can imagine my surprise... and joy! Great minds think alike! Sam's a cutie, for sure.
Rob | 2011-05-09 21:51

American Idol
Jordin Sparks
As you might expect, since Simon picked it, this song seems perfect for Jordin. I'm not really familiar with it, but it was fairly enjoyable. I don't think it was a homerun, but that's OK. B+.

Did Simon act irriated with her? Interesting.

Blake Lewis
Oooh. Seems like Paula made a fun choice. Blake can probably have a little bit of fun with arranging and singing this. Alas, this performance isn't really doing it for me - it seemed kinda safe, didn't it? B+.

I'm kinda with Simon - to do that song you virtually must impersonate Sting. And that's a tall order.

Melinda Doolittle
Interesting!! Melinda's meeting with the governor, not just some dumb mayor. Wow. A Whitney song? This is gonna be tough. But I know Melinda can do it. God, I always get chills when I watch her; she's just fantastic. A.

Ummmmm... Were Ryan and Simon talking about Paula being drunk?

Jordin Sparks
This should be a bit more fun than her last, right? But does she have enough attitude? Honestly, she looks like she's just strolling around the stage and occasionally trying to look like she's got attitude. Why'd she save all of the 'tude for the last 5 seconds of the song? B.

Randy: Gotta disagree. Yawn.

Simon: Fine the end was good, but the rest?

Blake Lewis
OK, this is starting out much better. This is the Blake I like with the fun arrangement and the great groovy performance. A-.

Randy: Yeah, it's the perfect vibe for Blake. That's what he should be doing.

Melinda Doolittle
Ah. The judges have been talking about Melinda's Tina Turner attitude. Well, this really is bringing it, huh? I have to admit, I don't really like the song, but I think she absolutely nailed it. A.

Jordin Sparks
This is one she did earlier in the season and got great reviews on, right? This time around it feels more indicated than the first time she did it, but it's really a song that shows off her voice beautifully. Because her voice is outstanding - A.

Blake Lewis
This is another one that really seems to show off Blake's skills - and more than the first one, he's enjoying it, which is the most important factor in making a great performance. Nice!! A.

Melinda Doolittle
Hmmm. Melinda gets to go last in her own segment. Is this an attempt to boost her, like the shenanigans they played with Taylor last year? Oh yeah. This is gonna be fantastic. And it was. A+.

I think it's clear that Melinda wins tonight. She's incredible. And the difference between Blake and Jordin is really tiny - any scoring above that indicates that Blake won is surely a matter of my own personal bias...


Update 5/15/2007: Just in case you were wondering, this icon has nothing whatsoever to do with the death of Jerry Falwell. That would be a different icon entirely. But as Andrew Sullivan said, I can't think of anything nice to say, so I won't say anything.

Ding Dong. The bastard's dead.
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'd like to hear what God has to say to him now. I bet it's something like "Jerry...You got some explaining to do!".
Tobias | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree, he won't be seeing God. God is too busy, he'll send on of his flunkies out. I can see it now, St. Peter walking out of the pearly gates to greet Jerry. Peter looks him up and down once, and says "Oh No Girl!!! You done come to the wrong place! The stairs down is to the left, now get to steppin'!"
Jeff | 2011-05-09 21:51

They showed a clip of Pres. Jimmy Carter back in 1976 saying "As far as I'm concerned he can go to Hell."
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Slap! - Brett Chukerman
You may remember the Slap, some time ago, of Marco Dapper, who was the UPS guy who starred as the hottie in Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds. Well, today's Slap, Brett Chukerman starred with Marco in that movie and, if you ask me, is way hotter than ol' Marco.

And, since I'm sure you're already wondering, yes, Brett was kind enough to give us all a very good look at everything in Eating Out 2 (pics after the jump). He was also in a cute short film that was part of Boys to Men. The short was called Crush and that link takes you to Daily Motion where you can watch the whole thing - it's about 30 minutes.

Like I said, I think Brett is way cuter than Marco. There's something just so cute and innocent seeming about him. Like he doesn't know how hot he is. Marco seems to know just how smoking he is.

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hey, i remember him! he was on that show UNZIPPED on mtv. it was 5 years ago, when he was still a bleached out twink and he played one too. wow, now he's all grown. nice!!!
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

Brett got this unassumming, clean-cut, pretty boy allure

Marco's got the chiselled, smoking hot, mesmerizing magnetism

its unfair to compare the two...just like comparing red and white wine!
(alright, many people prefer red)

and what an explosively hot couple both of them make. if only its real and not reel.

much much more so than the real life parallel of Reichen and Lance
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

YES! Finally a voice of reason; Marco's got nothing on Brett Chukerman. It's unfortunate a google image search of Brett brings up more photos of Marco than of Brett...hmm...
e_m | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hmmmm....I dunno, I think its a toss up between him and Marco Dapper. He sure is lucky to be there with Marco and enjoy him! He's got a cute face and a lovable look to him
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Lars Stephan
I discovered today's Slap when I was surfing famous males the other day. The name Lars Stephan caught my eye, and I discovered this beauty.

The really lovely thing is that these are, by and large, self-portraits, and apparently he regularly updates his Flickr photostream with new pics. I think that may just have to go into my Bloglines subscription folder...

Not only is Lars hot, but his photos are very cool. And he has a nearly perfect amount of fur. And there's a rumor floating around that he's gay. Bonus!!

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I'm not usually a fan of the furry guys, but WOW!!! And that gorgeous head of hair to run your hands through.... He could sure warm up my nights, and afternoons as well.
fareva | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yes, he has a great bod, but exudes very little warmth.
Vick Mafille | 2011-05-09 21:51

Holy mother of god! Sculpted and sinewy with just a dusting of body hair. Utter perfection in my book. And to the dude who said get a crew cut, shut your F#*$*# mouth, his hair is gorgeous! I like to be able to run my fingers through a guys hair.

I second the Slap of the Month nom. Hell, how bout slap of the year?
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random hottie! - James Franco
I came across this great looking pic of former Slap James Franco recently. YUM.

Slap! - Chad White
I came across pictures of model Chad White the other day, and thought they would make a good addition to his Slap. As I searched for his entry, however, I was shocked to see that I've never Slapped him before. I know I've posted one of his pics before, but I dont' think I've ever given him the full treatment. Regardless, I'm losing it - I either Slapped him and can't find the post, or I haven't Slapped him before nad I was 100% sure I had. And I was doubly shocked not to find him in my list of suggestions -- has nobody ever suggested him? Wow.

So anyway, here's Chad White. He's clearly one of the current crop of male super models. And boy is he super. Hopefully this makes up for a couple of lackluster Slaps in recent days.

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Simply inspiring! What a shame all "chad's" couldn't be as solid. Well done! .)
Peter | 2011-05-09 21:51

Booorrring. Yet another perfectly sculpted model who never leaves the gym that you will never actually see in reality. I prefer something a little less engineered and generic looking. He'd look better with a full head of hair.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

Absolute perfection!!!
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Great body (ah youth)--mediocre face
Da bom | 2011-05-09 21:51

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The real Wizard of Oz
Steve sent over this hilarious MadTV video:

I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bleu | 2011-05-09 21:51

The other one they did was better, with dorothy getting it on with a runaway slave with her ruby slippers up in the air screaming "I don't wanna go home!"
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Emile Hirsch
Joe wrote to ask that I Slap today's victim, actor Emile Hirsch, saying:
Check him out on Alpha Dog DVD. He redefines "chicken". He plays a bad boy you just wanna "do". Ass shot and full frontal but I couldn't see because it was darkened.
Well, I found a couple of the (very nice!) ass shots, but I didn't see any full frontals. Alas.

Anyway, Emile's been in various things, including The Mudge Boy, from which you see the pics of him with another guy. There's also The Girl Next Door, Lords of Dogtown and the upcoming movie version of Speed Racer playing, of course, Speed.

I think Joe's right - Emile is definitely "chicken". Emile really does look cute, even if some of the pictures look a skosh too young. He's 22, though, so I think all of the pics of him are from when he's older than 18. Although I did show Alex Pettyfer....

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Oh, and you know how the other day I kinda had a twink craving? It's gone. Right now I'm craving someone like Adam Baldwin.

Not the least bit sexy to me.
Vick Mafille | 2011-05-09 21:51

The "another guy" with him in 'The Mudge Boy' is Tom Guiry, lately of the cancelled series 'The Black Donnellys'. Perhaps Mr. Guiry would be less 'chicken' and more slapworthy...? perhaps?
Peter | 2011-05-09 21:51

Something about him I don't like, and I generally like twinks and college jock types. His face makes me think he's a pompous ass.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

He refused to shave his chest for THE GIRL NEXT DOOR --- he was 17 then and thought shaving would take his manhood away; such hairy legs and pits!!!!!
certaily a hot, hot guy.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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I was hoping that I'd see these soon - former Slap Leonardo DiCaprio in Blood Diamond.

Thanks to Dreamcaps.

Oh, and if you haven't seen Blood Diamond, you really should.

Update: Oy. I really should remember to put the picture in, huh?

It's weird - he's obviously got a lot of muscle, but he still looks kind of fat in this movie...
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Leo all gwowed up! Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree. Hotness. How 'bout a full-fledged slap of Leo all-growed-up?
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Dominic Zamprogna
Patrick wrote recently - and William wrote some time back - to request today's Slap, Dominic Zamprogna, pointing out that he had played Jammer on several episodes of my favorite show, Battlestar Galactica. I think I tried to Slap him a while ago - when he was still on BsG - but I couldn't find enough skin pics. And honestly, I still don't have all the skin I'd like, but enough is enough. Let's get him Slapped anyway.

In addition to BsG, he played in Iron Eagle IV, which you just KNOW was a cinematic tour de force. He also starred in The Boys Club and Drummer Boy.

Dominic is definitely a cutie - and he looked extra cute in BsG, even if he turned into a bad dude... But as I said, I'd like more skin pics - if you're aware of any, let me know!

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ron | 2011-05-09 21:51

i agree... NOPE
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Not the hottest pictures. Check out his pix on IMDB:
Bill | 2011-05-09 21:51

Is that Kristin Kreuk of Smallville with him in the fourth picture?
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Alex Pettyfer
I said the other day that I felt a hankering for a twink. Well, Alex here has been sitting on my computer for quite some time waiting for me to pick him out and satisfy my need. So since it seems like everyone else has been talking about him, I figured he was as good a choice as any.

I know nearly nothing about Alex Pettyfer, except that he was in a movie called Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker. That and he - kinda, but not really - fits into the "tattoo week" we had going last week.

And rumor has it he'll be in The Mummy 3, but IMDb doesn't seem to verify that, so I don't know...

Regardless, however, he fully satisfies the need for twink.

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This guy is like David Beckham only twinkier, which is saying a lot since David Beckham is pretty twinkish.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ewwww - a bit young, no? According to his IMDB page he only turned 17 about a month ago...
Sir Nedrich | 2011-05-09 21:51

He might be legal across the pond, but
he is statutory rape bait over here.
Call me in 10 years when your voice
changes, Alex!
RiC | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree - too young - Let's keep it to the adults please.
T.O. mdawg | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Andy Baldwin
You know, I've been meaning to Slap Andy Baldwin since I saw the first ad for The Bachelor this season. He really is quite a hottie. And that military uniform!! YUM. But it took seeing Phil's name as having suggested Andy to remind me that I needed to get it done.

I just can't bring myself to watch the show - I can stomach a lot of bad TV, but The Bachelor, for me at least, crosses the line. I'm sure Andy has his shirt off - nearly constantly - during the show, but I'll just take the screen caps, thanks!

Anyway, Andy here is a surgeon in the Navy. And a triathlete. And absolutely beautiful. But getting back to the show for a moment - how can a guy that looks this good, and is this successful, need to meet women on such a dreadful TV show? At any rate, the ABC web site shows that he's down to the last four psychotic lovely women.

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I've always thought that if the folks that appear on this dreadful thing were half the catch they try to make themselves out to be they would already have been caught.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

MUCH not mush. Hard to type with my left hand. Sorry about that...miho iutfcex6y42a
Scot | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've known guys like this: looks, money, success. Why are so many fucked up? Perhaps its that with the higher starting point, there is also the higher expectation, not only from others but self. Hopefully he's not one like that, but the overpowered car is suggestive. If he's not hiding gay under all that, he's looking for a trophy woman. He looks great, but strangely, not attractive.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I have watched the show for the first time ever because of Andy. He is beyond fine to look at, however I will agree...he comes across as 'dumb'.

Yes, doctors can be dumb.....intelligence has nothing to do with personality. As sweet as Andy is with the girls, he is certainly not the most engaging of conversationalists. He seems to have been scripted to say the same things about all the girls in the same dull monotone voice. He really shows no great personality, and Im sure his bedside manner would be deathly...tho Im sure his BEDTIME manner would be divine.
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51

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We've had a snowstorm here for the past couple of days...

Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Beautiful! We've had lovely weather here in L.A. the last few days with temps in the 80s the last couple of days. Yesterday was a lovely day to rollerblade along the beach (shirtless, natch). Hard to believe somewhere else there was a blizzard like this in May.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

You should find this very same spot in 2 weeks and post another pic from there. We're getting the same thing here on the eastern slopes but it only lasts a day, then melts. Hey, we live on Colorado and it's SPRING, its to be
expected, yes?
Scot | 2011-05-09 21:51

Another pet peeve

I have a friend - who will remain nameless - who does this.

I totally agree!!
Wagon | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Lenny Kravitz
Inspired by a declaration of "tattoo week" - I'm still not sure how it happened, but no matter - Thom was kind enough to write and remind me that he'd suggested Lenny Kravitz:
I am wondering whether you would "slap" Lenny Kravitz. His body is incredibly hot and his "look" is quite varied, going from somewhat feminine to very rugged and masculine, depending on the photo. Thanks!

-- Does he have a Dennis Rodman thing going on occasionally? ed.
In case, like me, you live under a rock - musically, at least - Lenny is a multi-Grammy Award winning musician. I guess I knew that, but I really couldn't tell you about any of his music.

And as you can see, Lenny fits quite nicely into Bent's unofficial "tattoo week". And he does, as Thom pointed out, have an incredible body.

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Would the fact that it's currently Sunday evening mean that Tattoo Week is over?
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

no thanks...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I absolutely love Lenny Kravitz and his piercings and tats...erection much? I did. hahaha
'Lo | 2011-05-09 21:51

Am I missing something here. Perhaps
he is physically attractive to some, but
seriously, I don't get it. No thanks!
RiC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Random hottie!
Don set along this hottie that he thought everyone would enjoy...

Some guys have asses you have to pry apart to rim, but this one is getting nigh on to ridiculous! But, oh, the flavor would last and last.
Henry X | 2011-05-09 21:51

That is a perfect ass, Period.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

ABSO-FRICKEN-LUTELY!!! Awesome. Can we turn him around now too?!
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

I guess I'm the only one disturbed by the contrasting skin tone!
W | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random hottie - Tim McGraw

Posted for my husband... Looks like this guy could use a good Slap.

Photo courtesy of Dreamcaps.

Oh for YUCK!!! Forget the good slap and get him a REPLACEMENT BODY that's not fat and hairy! A GOOD looking face wouldn't hurt any either.....
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

ebsur | 2011-05-09 21:51

Love him. Love the fur. On what planet is that considered fat? He's anything but.
sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

Tim McGraw is all that alpha male machismo that is pathetic. That said, I'd love to make him a human slurpee.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Bill Pullman
Today's Slap goes out to actor Bill Pullman. You remember Bill Pullman - he played the "kick ass" president in Independence Day. He's also been in a number of other things, including The Serpent and the Rainbow, which I distinctly remember seeing in my sophomore year of college -- it was actually Serpent that caused me to Slap Bill, I came across it on ON Demand. And there was his hilarious turn as the dumbest person you've ever met in Ruthless People. He's also been in gobs of other movies - 51 by IMDb's count, with 2 more in production.

And I think Bill's kinda hot. Yesterday I posted Henry Rollins who was reported to be "aging well", but I think Bill here is aging better, although I will admit that Henry's got a pretty amazing body. Maybe it's just that Henry looks scary.

Honestly, however, I'm feeling an intense craving for a twink. Any suggestions?

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I tried, I really did, I wanted him to do something for me, but I couldn't conjure up any desire. It may have to do with the fact that his "Independence Day" line in the "Independence Day" movie has been rated one of the dumbest lines in any movie. Or it may be that he's simply not even 1 degree above freezing...anyway, thanks for all the great work, but skip this one.
will | 2011-05-09 21:51

Very nice. There is something so sweet about him. I have never seen him turn in a bad performance. One of my favorites was While You Were Sleeping. Oh, yeah. And he is hot, too.
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

Handsome guy I've always liked. My mother loves him.
sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

Great "everyman" actor and decent looking. Too bad the bod doesn't
measure up. But, I really do enjoy
his acting even though I will have to
fantasize about someone else. Sorry,
RiC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Random hottie!
I didn't even know this was on my hard drive...

His name appears to be Brandon.

That's Brandon Volz, February Slap of the Month. And frickin hot too!

Jeez. These Slaps are really starting to run together... --ed.
Jay | 2011-05-09 21:51

I never liked the name Brandon. :P
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

with brandon volz the only drive is hard hes smokin hot and if you watch that tv show he was on his teeth are blindingly white
Tommy Fairgate | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slapdate! - Cillian Murphy
William wrote fairly recently remarking that he was surprised that in my Slap of Irish actor Cillian Murphy I hadn't included the nude pics that were available.

Well, of course, I perked right up at that and went hunting. And frankly, Cillian here has a beautiful ass and a really great body - and I found the pics, including a nice full frontal. So enjoy the new pics of Cillian!

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With a full head of hair, he could be Tom Welling's brother/kin.
Peter | 2011-05-09 21:51

Another recent role — in which he was incredibly menacing (read: hot!) was the Wes Craven flick, Redeye. Not the best movie ever, but it's also not the worst. In fact, it holds up pretty well until the last 20 minutes or so.
passionsfan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Great eyes, but he's a chest shaver.
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

Random irritation
I don't often drink soda - for various reasons - but on occasion I like to indulge myself. I'm not a fan of Sprite or any other "weird" ones. Really, I can pretty safely say that I like Coke (Pepsi is fine) and lemonade. Yes, I'm high maintenance about my soda. But you ain't seen nothin yet...

So tonight felt like an indulgent night - thank you Jason. Oy. - and I calmly went to the self-serve fountain at Qdoba looking forward to my lemonade. You see, they've had lemonade there before, so I was actually looking forward to it.

Well, imagine my surprise. Horror! Outrage! When I discovered that they had replaced the "real" lemonade with the dreadful Minute Maid Light lemonade! I don't care what anybody says - Splenda does not taste the same as tasty high fructose corn syrup!!

That stuff gikves me a screaming, throbbing headache. Bleh.
Brian | 2011-05-09 21:51

YES, thank you! Either real sugar or screw it all together. Splenda is NOT sugar, even if its "made from sugar". The flavored sparkling water called Clearly Canadian switched to Splenda a few years ago during that damn atkins diet craze and discontinued their regular kind because "todays consumer is looking for a healthy drink high in flavor and low in calories". Suffice it to say, they switched back after their sales tanked and received lots of nasty mail.

Personally, i like cola sweetened with cane sugar. Boylan makes a good cane sugar cola, but they only sell in a few places around the country.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

Bax: oops...Sweet and Low is NOT aspartame. According to Wikipedia, it's "made from granulated saccharin and dextrose" Pink packet :)

Equal = Aspartame. Blue packet :)

Splenda. Yellow packet. And, I'm one of the unfortunate bunch that gets nausea from anything with Splenda in it.

will | 2011-05-09 21:51

Lemonaide, naturally made, or loaded with real sugar in my case, is supposed to be good for the digestion. That Minute Maid "Light" is just plain crap.
Peter | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Henry Rollins
May seems to be tattoo month here at Bent. Henry Rollins is the latest victim that has decorated himself with some permanent ink. "Canuck David" wrote to request Henry, saying:
The man is hot! He has this bad boy vibe about him that makes you quiver. It must be the tattoos and his frequent shirtless concert appearences. Like a fine wine, the man is getting better with age. He certainly is looking better. The years are certainly been kind to him.
Well, I must confess that Henry here really isn't doing much for me, but that's OK we (try to) support all types around here.

I can't really tell you much about Henry. I remember listening a few years ago to a fucking hysterical comedy album of his. But as for the rest of his career, I recommend following the link above to Wikipedia.

But I can tell you this much: the most enduring image related to Henry Rollins for me will always be one that I saw on Yahoo's image search page. Seriously. Eww eww eww. I can't imagine it's actually Henry anyway, but it comes up when you search for him. And you don't even have to have Safe Search turned off. I'm not going to link to it here, because, well, like I said - EWW. But feel free to go search for it - you'll know which picture it is right away.

So anyway, sorry for the icky digression, here's Henry Rollins.

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Stop! Put a halt to tats-in-May. The world would be a prettier place without body art. Well, that's my opinion.
mickey | 2011-05-09 21:51

About ten years ago Henry Rollins had a piece on a PBS gay show (perhaps In The Life) which was devoted to poems by gay black men. That's when he caught my eye. Since then he has said he is straight (and he is obviously not black)so was he just taking any opportunity to get on the Tube? So does anybody know?
Dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

MY EYES, MY EYES I think I broke them. Alright, you did warn us but, DAMN that was disgusting!!!!! Since you didn't tell us before hand, I'll shout it out. PUT DOWN THE FOOD BEFORE YOU CLICK ON THE SEARCH BUTTON!!!!! "EWWW EWWW RWWW just doesn't cover it.
I think I saw Hoffa up there...
Scott | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm no fan of ink, but if you get to see Henry perform you should definitely do it. He has an incredible stage presence that is sooo hot. Pics can't do him justice.
dcdrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap of the Month April - J.P. Calderon
I'm very pleased to announce the winner of April's Slap of the Month voting. J.P. Calderon, the former Survivor contestant who subsequently outed himself on The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency won:

with a slight edge over another Survivor hottie Burton Roberts:

And just because I can, I want to mention the hottie I voted for. I've been infatuated with Bobby Boyd for ages:

and from the limited bit of information I have, I think he's out too - since the consensus seems to be that Instinct Magazine only features gay cover models.

JP is slap of the month? I must have done something very bad in my last life to deserve this. SO many better choices.
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree, Tom. I'm very disappointed in my fellow Slap readers for choosing this bland, self-hating, reality TV-star pseudo-model when there are so many more original and charismatic men out there.
PJ | 2011-05-09 21:51

Looking for a Mother's Day Gift?
You should probably take these off the list:

no matter how delicious, it cannot match the real thing!! YUMMMMMMM
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Chris Carrabba
Today's Slap was suggested by AJ, who wrote saying:
"He is so HOT! And I love the tattoos! Thanks"
Well, as much as I liked Johnny Messner's tattoos, I think Chris Carrabba may have taken it a bit too far. I do like to see some skin tone through the artwork. Other than that, though, he's pretty hot. Not Bamber-hot, but hot nevertheless.

So anyway what else can I say about Chris? He's the lead singer for Dashboard Confessional - and I'm embarassed to say that I've never heard of them. Of course, as I've mentioned before, I'm not the person to come to for valuable information about pop music.

I only wish I'd been able to find more skin pics of Chris here - he really is quite fetching.

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Totally disagree, I think Chris is hotter than Bamber (though I saw Bamber on the GLAAD Media Awards b'cast on Logo and his accent is hot!). And though I can't say I like a lot of tatts, I like how Chris has done his. And like me, he's a short guy. He's under 5'6", I'm pretty sure.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is hot hot hot. Too bad he has scarred himself with those massive tats.
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Uh to each his own. Does nothing for me. Zip. I'm sure he's well loved by his mum.
Randal | 2011-05-09 21:51

looks like he sucks a mean c**k
Tommy Fairgate | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Travis Oliver
Once again I found myself this morning looking at pictures of hot guys on my hard drive. I'm sure you're surprised, no? Anyway, I came across a folder I've seen several times recently that had a bunch of pics of hottie Travis Oliver in it.

But there was no skin. As cute as he is, however, I knew there had to be some out there - especially when I saw that he'd been on Footballers Wive$: Overtime. Well. Who knew there was such good skin of Travis?? The only thing I couldn't find was his ass - I've heard it's great, but pics weren't readily apparent. I'll keep searching, but I wanted to get the rest of Travis up for you to enjoy.

Travis has also been in Doctor Who for an episode and a couple other things here and there. But honestly, after the scene in FW you'll see after the jump, who needs anything else? Yow.

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And you can download a video of Travis, courtesy of the lovely folks at Dreamcaps.

The vacuum cleaner pictures are from the first episode of Footballers Wives Extra Time
MilesPerHour | 2011-05-09 21:51

What a hottie! Although somehow I don't think the pix of him being serviced by the SUX-5000 are from Dr Who (unless they're really going all out for the new season)
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

my oh my...10.5 out of a possible 10. The man has no flaws. And I could stare all day into those eyes in that last pic.
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

somebody tell me what film the nude scene is from?
Tommy Fairgate | 2011-05-09 21:51

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American Idol
I didn't watch the show at home tonight, so I'm just gonna give a few brief thoughts about tonight's performances.

Phil Stacey: Another pretty good performance from Phil. Good. And frustrating for me. I still want him to go...

Jordin Sparks: I think Simon was right (what did the other judges say?) that her performance was just a mess. But one of the guitarists playing with her looked kinda cute.

LaKisha Jones: I think LaKisha did a really great job tonight. She's in jeopardy because of a couple weak performances, but tonight might have saved her for another week.

Blake Lewis: What a fantastic performance! And talk about "making it your own"! How the hell does he shape those notes like that?

Chris Richardson: Honestly, this one was mostly karaoke to me. I still think Chris is wicked cute, but it just wasn't a very good performance.

Melinda Doolittle: Do I really need to say anything here? She's consistently a strong number one. Everyone else is scrambling around to be second.

As for who's leaving, I'd say it's a toss up. But I will divide them into my top three and bottom three:

Top: Melinda, Jordin, Blake
Bottom: Phil, Chris, LaKisha

OK, I will make one prediction. Chris is going home tomorrow night. And Phil or LaKisha will be joining him. Anything else is a travesty.

P.S. I have to say that I like Blake better with blond hair.

If there is justice in the world, Jordin and Chris will be going home.
Frank | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree, Blake looks much better with the blond hair! I really think Chris is pretty hot, but I kinda figured he'd be going home. I think Melinda will win it all.
Jimmy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Johnny Messner
We're going to kick May off with a suggestion from Steve. Johnny Messner got his start in Guiding Light and had a starring role in the short lived series Killer Instinct.

He was also in Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid, which sounds like an Oscar winner, doesn't it?

I don't think I've seen anything with Johnny in it, which I have to count as a real shame - he really is an exceptional specimen. He looks equally good with facial hair or without; his body is fabulous; and the tattoos are perfect - I don't know if they're all real, or some are for show - but they're totally sexy.

God, listen to me, carrying on. I guess I know who I'm voting for on May's ballot.

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Thanks for posting this "exceptional specimen". Another movie he was in worth seeing 'cause it is so damn funny is "The Sweetest Thing" - in it, Johnny plays adorable hunk opposite Selma Blair, with an interesting scene involving a Prince Albert piercing! Otherwise, he is a fine looking man (better if he took out the cancer stick in the last pic).
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

YUM! I remember him from that movie with Selma Blair, whose braces or tongue piercing got caught on Johnny's um.. piercing. Strange tattoo though, it means 'My World' in chinese.
Dan | 2011-05-09 21:51

dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I think that to receive the personal loans from creditors you must have a great reason. Nevertheless, one time I have got a term loan, just because I was willing to buy a building.
KarinAlford | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Why you should use Opera (or Firefox)
There's a report of a new virus that uses a vulnerability in Internet Explorer and in Google's sponsored links to infect your computer with software that will steal your passwords, among other icky things.

This just reinforces the need to use a browser - any browser - other than Internet Explorer. Personally, I use Opera, but Firefox is a good choice too.

This is not to say that Firefox and Opera are not vulnerable to attacks, but there are so few users out there that they simply aren't subjected to the same volume of attacks.

Yeah, the biggest advantage FireFox has is that it's dumb. Do you really need something as powerful as ActiveX when all you want to do is check CNN and watch some YouTube?

Buy a mac and forget running windows (unless your a geek or a gamer). The problem has been that you have all of these, let's just call them non-savvy, computer users using an OS that is the least secure and most vulnerable on the market. If you are dead set against a mac, then at least use Linux (like Ubuntu) if you are geeky enough to get it installed. Otherwise just buy a freaking mac! Windows should only be for geeks who know what they are doing and masochists.

If I seem to be adamant about getting a mac I have a good reason. Recently I had an Aunt 900 miles away who kept calling me for information on how to get this piece of spyware or that trojan out of her computer that she kept getting infected with. She can barely send an email, let alone an attachment. I tell her time and again, your next computer better be a mac because I am tired of being your trouble shooter for stuff no one should have to worry about. A trip to Costco and 1200 bucks later she calls me and asks "So how do I get Microsoft Vista on my new computer". If only an icy stare could travel over the phone line.

If you are die-hard windows user, at least upgrade to Vista. It plugs a few holes, (especially with User Account Control), but is still vulnerable.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

People deserve wealthy life time and credit loans or just commercial loan can make it better. Because people's freedom is grounded on money state.
MichaelERICKSON | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap of the Month! - April
I have to say that I think the selection of guys this month was truly amazing. There was Simon Woods' amazing ass, incredible looking models Bobby Boyd and J. P. Calderon (both out, I think...), Maroon 5's Adam Levine, then there were Ricky Martin, David Duchovny, and Spanish singer Leo Segarra.

Dean Winters

T.J. Wilk

Tyson Ritter

Ryan Ross

Mark Furze

Romain Barras

David Faustino

Bobby Boyd

Michael Ballack

J.P. Calderon

Steve Byers

Tobey Maguire

David Duchovny

Upen Patel

Ricky Martin

Robin Thicke

Simon Woods

Adam Levine

Alex Dimitriades

Carmine Giovinazzo

Leo Segarra

Enrique Iglesias

Stavros Niarchos

Kyle Schmid

Burton Roberts

Daniel Zueras

p.s. If you haven't checked out the extra pics of Leo that Mac referred me to, you should!

I guess it's always stuck with me what an absolute "dick" Burton was on Survivor. I can't see him as "sexy".

"Pretty" was the order of the day for me. I voted Bobby Boyd. But I did linger between "J.P. Calderon" and "Upen Patel".
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yes, it was quite a month. Took the easy way out and voted for Ricky Martin (on the grounds that, since I'd suggested him in the past, I ought to), but could have gone with any number of others....
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Too bad a better picture of T.J. Wilk wasn't used. If his perfect, awesome body was showing he would place MUCH higher as deserved.
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

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