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No Slap Today...
I was going to post a Slap this afternoon, but I just had a fantastic (except for the fact that it was too expensive...) massage, and I just can't muster the energy.

But I did want to wish everyone, even if you've already celebrated it, a Happy New Year!

I'll see you next year with December's voting! And then, shortly thereafter, we'll have voting for the hottest guy of 2007!

And of course, it's a new year, so hopefully I'll find new pictures of Jamie Bamber.


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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ben | 2011-05-09 21:51

Happy New Year Rob (and to all other Bent-blog talkbackers) best wishes for 2008.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slappy New Year, everybody.
jordanboston | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Michael Weatherly
I owe a large debt of gratitude for today's Slap to Steve, who not only wrote to suggest Michael Weatherly, but also included a bunch of pics that I could post very quickly:
I happened across Michael Weatherly on ads for NCIS, and when I tried to search your blog, was shocked he has not been included. I mean... look at the guy - he's remarkably hot. Sadly, there is a dire need for shirtless pics of this man (made all the more tragic since a few shots show a glimpse of hairy chest!!!).

But, here are several selections anyway.

Unfortunately, some show him with his beau, Jessica Alba (but we can still dream). Enjoy!
I was able to round up a couple of small & fuzzy skin pics, so we're not completely bereft, but it could be better. I'll see what I can find.



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We see beauty where we want to see and ugliness in there where we fear to see beauty. (sigh)
I'm munching on a piece of humble pie here, just read the writing of gad1n10 from Adam Storke's comments, judging is so easy, it is so simple to "throw the first stone".
Well, anyway... I wish for all of you happy New Year, may all of your dreams come true.
preacher | 2011-05-09 21:51

Because he hasn't seen the inside of a gym, he's not slap-worthy? Jesus.

I think he's very handsome and I'm not a 20-something or a preening queen.
Matthew | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nope. Something about this dude I just can't stand. For one thing, he hasn't seen the inside of a gym in years - if ever.
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Anyone that would find him attractive is either a 20 something or one of the preening queens with a ridiculous idea of what makes a man sexy.

His pajama pics were great.
clint | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Adam Storke
I confess, I've wanted to Slap Adam Storke for a long time now. Ever since I saw him opposite Julia Roberts in Mystic Pizza. And the reason that I renewed my research was because I saw him during viewing of The Stand.

The only real disappointment with Adam is that he doesn't take his shirt off enough. And to add insult to injury, when he DOES take it off it's only briefly and it's nearly impossible to find screen caps.



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I think any negative reaction to Scientology (yesterday's post)can be partially blamed on it's belief that homosexuality is unnatural and can be cured thru their "auditing" process. Or at least that is what they preach. They still teach that it is an illness or sexual perversion.

I imagine if you posted anyone with the same beliefs you would get a similar reaction.
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

We were intolerant because it was a homophobic cult with no logical premise based on a shaky understanding of Freudian psychotherapy (which is itself less than scientific) that preys on people's stupidity and is ruthless against anyone who doesn't embrace them as valid. Operation Snow White, the Fair Game policy, the support of the DMCA, constant legal attacks on critics, and Operation Freakout should be enough to make you not find the most perfect adonis attractive if he is apart of it.

And don't even get me started on it's opposition to psychology and psychiatry when their own beloved leader admitted to following Freud's work himself.

Besides, any religion that charges money for enlightenment is bullshit. Christianity included.

/end rant

This is the Himbo from Death Becomes Her?! God I loved that movie. Probably more than I should.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

If we tolerate everything, every single opinion - no matter how intolerant or narrowminded they are - then we are not tolerant, we are indifferent.
Would we be intolerant if we said that crimes of nazis were unacceptale? Or if we say that it is wrong and unhumane to categorize people to good and bad just by skincolour?
I don't think so. To categorize people to natural and unnatural by sexual orientation is an act of hate also. Destructive behaviour or discriminative ideologies should never be accepted, if we say that they are, then we - not only allow, but also - participate such horrible acts.
I wish you all strenght and courage, world is cold place, we have warm it up.
PS. I am aware of global warming, I'm sure you all understand what the last sentence means.
preacher | 2011-05-09 21:51

Maybe we shouldn't have German guys... ever hear of WWII? No Jewish either... those poor Palestians. The French didn't go to Iraq... can't have them either. Did they vote for Clinton or Bush? Get over it... we are here for the eye candy and nothing more! In the real world you can use whatever litmus test you like. My friends don't all hold my views and I bet yours don't either. When you're here, check out the pit shot... the peek shot... their eye's, ear lobe, whatever... and leave it at that. On another note... IFC is showing 'Prince of Pennsylvania' with Keanu as a disenchanted youth coming of age. The teaser... presented uncut! I watched over half before it dawned on me they were referring to the movie;-)
gad1n10 | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Corin Nemec
Since I work at home, and I can't stand for my work area to be completely silent, I usually turn on the TV and find something that's good, mindless background noise.

Yesterday, it happaned to be Stephen King's The Stand. There were a few guys in the movie that I thought Slap-worthy, today's Slap Corin Nemec among them. And since I was able to round up a shirtless pic, I thought I'd go ahead and give him a smack.

I remember Corin first (well, OK, exclusively) from Parker Lewis Can't Lose, which started in my senior year of college. My roommate and I always had a TV appointment when it was on. As an aside, the show also starred Billy Jayne, who has looked good recently in some Circuit City ads.

Anyway, 'Corky' seems to have a fairly good string of guest appearances on all sorts of TV shows, and also seems to have fairly regular - if small - movie roles.



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One of his first big breaks was in the mini-series "I Know My First Name Is Steven". During his stint on Stargate my office mate and I referred to him as 'Arms', cause neither she nor I could remember his character's name, but he always flashed big guns. I've since learned his a member of Scientology, and well that's just a personal turn off for me. C'est La Vive.
Fred | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sorry, but to me a guy can be hot regardless of if he is Jewish, Scientologist, or Atheist. How in today's world people still let differences in thought affect things like attractivness is beyond me.
Dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

And apparently he has a boyfriend. A buddy of mine ran into the BF at some scifi convention that Corin was speaking at and struck up a conversation. Got to meet him after the talk was done.
Evan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Don't like his religious/political ideologies? Simple solution: stop taking your dick outta his mouth.
Princess Superstar | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Alastair Cook
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Charles to English cricketer Alastair Cook:
Can you please slap Alastair Cook of the England Test Cricket Team?

He has a very very adorable face.
Adorable face? Looks like he has more than an adorable face to me.

I confess that I was sold on Slapping Alastair by the picture below alone. There's something so sexy about him. And I have to give a special shout out to Tottyland for having the only shirtless pic I could find of Alastair.



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Who knew that one look at today's Slap could turn me into a cricket groupie? These hot and scruffy English hooligan bastards get to me every time.
Dave83201 | 2011-05-09 21:51

"hot and scruffy English hooligan bastards" ??? Fuck off
Nick | 2011-05-09 21:51

Just think this model comes with an accent! Double yum!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Now way is he 100% British. He looks like someone in his recent past is Hispanic. Could pass for Brazilian and THAT requires a lot. Too bad there aren't more flesh shots. OK, let's be honest here - at least pubes but preferably full frontal.
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Zachary Levi
Russ wrote a few weeks ago, or so, to request that I Slap actor Zachary Levi:
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!!

You have GOT to slap the 26-year-old star of NBC's "Chuck" - and the sooner the better!

He's such a cute lanky nerd on the show, and the few pics I've seen of him on the web are pretty dreamy.

Here's hoping that we'll see him featured on your fantastic site soon!
And Xavier had this to say:
He's on the new NBC show 'Chuck.' He's so damn cute I want to cry. Or maybe just grab him and kiss him. Now THAT'S a man-crush.
Well, well. "Cute lanky nerd" really does cut to the heart of the matter, doesn't it? Zachary fits that description nearly perfectly. And I'm not sure I want to cry, but I have to confess that he looks truly stunning in the pic at the bottom of this page.

I only wish that I could have found more shirtless pics of him. But perhaps we'll see a few crop up over the next few weeks from his role in Chuck.



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man he's hot with facial hair... wow!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Quite fetching! Nice how he can go from adorkable to freakin' hot (esp. with facial hair) in 10 seconds.
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

Every time I watch CHUCK, I can't help but think of Greg and Marsha from the Brady Bunch. (That's not a put-down, I had the biggest boy-crush on Greg Brady in the 70's.) These pictures of him may change that perception. What a great smile. That last picture of him is smoking hot and the unshaven look is even better. Wow! Thanks for this post. I truly enjoyed it.
Scott | 2011-05-09 21:51

Cute face SOMETIMES, but no body....
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Speaking of Church...
Yes, I'm going to church this evening. But so far there are no storm clouds around, so I'm hoping I'll be safe.

And you wouldn't believe the pressure I'm getting - from all sides, including my 4 year old nephew who told me on the phone "I'll go if you go".

So I don't seem to have any way to escape. Unless I feel a massive headache coming on...

Regardless, I hope everyone has a lovely holiday - of whatever sort you choose to celebrate!


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Mr. Woody and myself wish you the best the season has to offer and thanks so much for the exceptional visuals throughout the year.
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Just got home from an Episcopal church with a substantial, accepted gay contingent. I go most Sundays. My spirituality and my gayness are very much intertwined: without the one, I would never have been able to accept the other. Whatever works for you is good; I'm the most un-evangelical person there is and normally wouldn't stick my neck out like this, but just thought I'd say churches and Christians aren't all narrow-minded, homophobic, puritans. And I'm guessing the roof didn't collapse on you....
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

And Tom Williams is hot!
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

My family and I have been to Midnight Mass and then back to my place for réveillon, a French-Canadian custom that has been adopted by my (mostly) Irish Catholic family. Christmas would not be the same without Midnight Mass and the fabulous music that accompanies it. Isn't it funny how your 4 year old nephew can guilt you into going to church?! My mother would be so impressed! Merry Christmas to you Rob and all the best for 2008.
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Tom Williams
Today's Slap goes out at the request of a couple of people, but James had this to say:
how bout this hottie?? Tom Williams. An aussie surfer. on this months aussie mens health. seems to be a star there?? is there a dancing with the stars, aussie style?
And I couldn't find a record of who else requested him, so alas I'm going to have to skip that nugget of information since I've got to get ready to go to church for my one time per year (more on that a bit later...).

So anyway, Tom Williams is today's victim. As James noted, he appears to be an Aussie surfer and I gather he was on the down-under version of Dancing with the Stars.



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MERRY CHRISTMAS ROB! AND THE SAME TO ALL!
Rick | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's totally hot, great slap. And Merry X'mas Rob!
yvespaul | 2011-05-09 21:51

Merry Christmas, Rob!
AND to the rest of you.
May peace and love be with you in the
coming year, and may we all have more tolerance for each other.
We may be different in many ways, but we all have to live here, so lose the anger and things will be better.
Happy New Year!
RiC | 2011-05-09 21:51

MERRY CHRISTMAS ROB!!! AND THANKS FOR MAKING THE BEST WEBSITE ON THE PLANET GOTTA LOVE THOSE SURFERS
kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

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First day!






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Brrr. Is it spring yet?
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Great phto - thanks for sharing.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

In my mind I am skiing through all that powder :)
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

Well now, my brothers and sisters in all colours of the rainbow, I shamelessly use this opportunity to wish you all very pleasant and relaxing holiday time.
preacher | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Julian Hans
File today's Slap, Julian Hans under "How Could He Have Missed That?".

Lars was kind enough to send me a link to the video of Julian you'll see after the jump. I certainly remember him from any number of Dieux du Stade calendars and was shocked to see that I've never Slapped him before. I've been ogling his ass in my collection of DdS pictures for quite some time now. I only wish he were like some of the other guys and willing to show his bits - alas I was unable to find any "full monty" shots. Has anyone seen any?

In looking through my images, I see that I have several more DdS guys that are fully Slap-worthy that I better pay some attention to.



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The face is nice but the rest is border line on the pudgy side - not really toned and certainly not ripped. Judging by the basket, he's not bringing much to the party either.
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

Julian is definitely my hands down choice for slap of the month. That's saying a lot when Cibrian is in the monthly line up! The face of a choir boy and the killer smile outweigh any insignificant flaws. Personally, I tire of ripped gym bunnies.
Hal | 2011-05-09 21:51

I must admit, that ass is really something.
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Kinda girly for my taste: Lose the chin stubble and you have yourself a young Princess Diana.
cris | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Salim Gauwloos
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Steve, who wrote to say:
I had the pleasure of seeing Madonna's Vogue video for the first time in a while, and was pleased to be reminded of another hottie worthy of a slap - he is Salim ("Slam") Gauwloos, the dark eyed chiseled beautiful one of her "vogue" dancers. I had to search just to find his name, and then search a lot more for pics. However, seems our friend Slam is quite the choreographer with his own company and recent photos that show him looking studly in a whole new way.
I have to agree that Salim Gauwloos is indeed a fine specimen. I just wish Steve had been able to find more skin pics. But it was certainly nice of him to provide them.



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Yuk, waste of a good slap. Not only he not good looking, but no skin pics, you have to atleast see the chest. Better luck next time.
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

No, no, no. Slam was the hottest guy in the early nineties!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Meh.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Rob McElhenney
A while back, Alan wrote to request that I Slap actor Rob McElhenney:
I recently came across a guy that I thought would be an interesting slap. Rob McElhenney of the FX show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. There is just something about him I find so interesting and strangely familiar.
Well, it's only a guess, but I wonder if Rob doesn't look familiar because of his role in Latter Days? He played one of the Mormon guys along with former Slap Steve Sandvoss.

It looks like Rob's recent work has been mostly TV, including It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, from which many of the shirtless shots you'll see came.



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He does have a nice chest, I love a great male chest. But there are a couple of other guys on that show that are more hot than he is. You should see what you can find on them.
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

i'd do him for free!!!
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

Forget about global warming! Just one look with those brown puppy-dog eyes would be enough to melt the polar ice caps!
Dave83201 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sold to the hungover guy in the corner
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Holiday Gift Guide
Paul from MySpace sent along this Instinct Magazine's Spur-Of-The-Moment Holiday Gift Guide

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I had to include it because TJ, billed as the "cute office ingenue", is indeed cute. I can't really speak to his resemblance to any ingenues, real or imagined, out there, however.


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They never said if "T.J." was available as a stocking stuffer.......
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51


Random hottie!



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Come on - I've got bread older than him. (g)
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love fresh bread!
Tim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nicely toasted, melting butter...mmm
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

Very VERY YUMMY! Everything's nice about this loaf no matter how you slice it......
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Adam Rodriguez
Since there's been a recent clamor for today's Slap, and since Kyle was kind enough to link to some excellent pics - including shirtless ones, which you can see after the jump - I thought today was a perfect time to do him.

I should also mention that the list of people who have requested Adam Rodriguez here is extensive, including Kyle, "Preacher", Rich, Steve, and Andrew. I'm sure there are others, but as you may remember, I don't always keep the best records...

Adam, I gather, is best known for playing Eric Delko in CSI: Miami. He also had a small role in Roswell and others.

In other news - I'm almost home! I've been away from home for all but about 2 days for the last month. Oy. But I'm finally out of Denver and headed to Aspen. I've got to stop in Vail for a couple of days, but after that I'm headed back. And Slapping should return more or less to normal.



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I don't watch CSI, but I almost would if he was shirtless more. Watched him on Brooklyn South for the short time he ran. Adam couldn't act is way out of a paper bag back then, but he looked pretty.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!!!!!
Rick | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's OK but I'm still sticking with picture No. 1 after the jump with Michael Churchill. As for today being "a perfect day to do him" (Adam) - what day wouldn't? (g)
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

Remember Adam from Roswell. HOT.

Oh, and I am so sorry to hear you have to go to Vail for a couple of days. That is going to be so rough, hope you can handle it. Then Aspen as well, that is even worse. Wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.

What a life.
JD | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Michael Trevino
Today's Slap is, of necessity, brief. I chose today as the day to take my final (I hope!) 2 flights of the year to make Platinum Medallion. So I flew out of Denver and I'm now waiting in the airport to fly back. And I've got to go get some food.

Anyway, today's victim is Michael Trevino, who I discovered the other day while researching Nestor Carbonell. Apparently he appears in Cane and is, like Nestor, often shirtless on screen. Just the way he should be.

I really have to make a point to find out when Cane is on and start watching.



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Cane is on Tues nights opposite Boston Legal. You'll be disappointed to find out this coming tues is the last episode for the season.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm choking on shallowness.

I'll take him if you guys don't want him.
jordanboston | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hey, I'll give the guy some props. He's probably not slap of the month, but he's a hottie and a nice reason to watch Cane. Since you've slapped Michael and Nestor, why not make it a "Cane Trifecta" and round things out with Eddie Matos?
Cris | 2011-05-09 21:51

He, like his character on Cane,is just so kissable!
Bob | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Miracle in the 34th Row
Delta has a new series of videos they're posting on their blog called "Planeguage". This one is just fantastic - anyone who travels has surely been there:



Slapdate! - Dan Letterle


Mike was kind enough to send along a link to the above video, featuring former Slap Dan Letterle. Dan's looking good, but calling the video "Dan Letterle Naked" is (mostly) just a tease...


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Even though this may be an inappropriate way to do this, I would like to express my request for Slap-target.
Well, here it is: Could you consider Adam Rodriguez as Slap-worthy?

PS. If you can find him shirtless I'm ready to canonize you at once.
preacher | 2011-05-09 21:51

Here's a link to 3 shirtless shots.

http://csimiamiwiki.cbs.com/page/Adam+Rodriguez+Photos?t=anon
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

http://csimiamiwiki.cbs.com/page/Adam+Rodriguez+Photos?t=anon

Here's a link to 3 shots of him shirtless.
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yes! Adam R.....as soon as possible. Watch the shots of him on CSI, how he teases with showing just enough bulging through to make your mind wander! Please Adam in 2008!
Rick | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Eddie Cibrian
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Jonathan, who seems to have a thing for Eddie Cibrian:
Its been 2 years since you slapped Eddie Cibrian. He is a god and I'm sure you can rustle up some hot new pics of him.
Well, in doing my research for today (doesn't it sound better to call it "research"?), I realized that Jonathan may, in fact, be right. Eddie is a god.

I confess that I haven't always thought so. Sure he's hot, but I've always thought - until today - that there was something a little off about him. When I saw the pics of him standing in the doorway in only a towel in Dirty Sexy Money I nearly fell off the couch. And the thought of him in a show like Football Wives (which never got the green light )? Wow. The only drawback would have been that it was on ABC. But if they're smart, studios will start releasing unrated DVDs of these shows - imagine the demand.

So anyway, some of the other things Eddie's been in include Invasion and Third Watch. And of course Sunset Beach and Baywatch Nights.

So I'm really hoping that Football Wives gets the green light at some point, and that they take my suggestion and release an unrated DVD. How can they not see this?



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SLAP OF THE MONTH!!! And I'm slapping something else after looking at these pics
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

glad he is getting the appreciation he is due...love those double dimples
robert | 2011-05-09 21:51

He IS lovely, RIC, but if you can actually arrange for me to go with Nick Beyeler, you're welcome to him.
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Anyone see his resembalnce to Dean Cain, both very handsome men.
yvespaul | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Nestor Carbonell
Today's Slap is quite overdue - Nestor Carbonell is quite the hottie and has been requested a couple of times by Robert and Paul:
Have you ever slapped NESTOR CARBONELL? Michael Carbonaro's name reminded me of Nestor, who is a hot Cuban actor currently starring in the series Cane with Jimmie Smits. Smits is looking a bit worse for wear but Nestor is holding up very well. I think it was in the second episode that there were some very nice shirtless pics of Nestor. What a hottie. He can smoke my cigar anytime!!!
The reason that Nestor has taken so long is that it's been very tough to find skin pics, but I finally found some on Dreamcaps from his new TV show Cane, about a rich sugar producing family. In the Caribbean, I think, so he's very compliant about taking off his shirt fairly often.

The only complaint that I have is that he appears to do some fairly significant manscaping and occasional waxing. Too bad.



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I agree, Rob. I love his hairy chest. But he's still hot when smooth. Either way, I would definitely smoke his Cuban cigar.
Paul | 2011-05-09 21:51

thanks! it looks like maybe his chest hair is graying faster than his head hair which may account for the waxing...ovely chest and nips though
robert | 2011-05-09 21:51

And an INCREDIBLE ass in those swim trunks. YUMMMMMM
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Is it just me, or does he wear a lot of eye makeup on Cane? I find it distracting.
Dan | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jamie Dornan
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Eric to Jamie Dornan:
Anyway, I was watching a movie called "Marie-Antoinette" last night, and there was an actor named Jamie Dornan who you should check out.
Indeed - Jamie was totally worth checking out. What a fabulous suggestion!! The fetching Jamie apparently started out as a model - surprise! - and has now moved on to movies and otherwise. Here's hoping we see more of Jamie on the big screen...



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Update 12/11/2007: Thanks to Eric for sending along some more pics of Jamie!

Update 12/12/2007: Someone mentioned a frontal shot in their comment, so I had to track it down. Thanks to Dreamcaps!


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He needs a good bath.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

He does need a bath...A Tongue bath.

Yeah, I said it. Wanna fight about it?
brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

Clean is overrated.
Sure wish they would dump those chick props.
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

very nice...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Kasey Kahne
J.D. wrote recently to ask that I Slap Nascar drive Kasey Kahne:
Are you ever going to do a slap on Kasey Kahne? I have some nice pix of him. I would like to see others, of course. ;)
As cute as he is, I'm surprised I've never heard of him before. He looks quite young, and I don't, of course, know the dates of the individual pictures, but he's currently 27.

And I'm really starting to think that Nascar drivers should have to appear shirtless on the podium. Seems like it should just be a requirement.



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Update 12/10/07: Augh. My technology got the better of me tonight. I screwed up some of Kasey's pictures. I'll try to sort it out in the morning...


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There's something wrong about a Nascar Driver waxing his eyebrows...
bent fan 2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love your site, and Kasey is a hottie, but some of these pics clearly are not him.
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love your site too but what we really need here are some skin pics of Tom Brady (Patriots QB). Mmmm...Tom Brady......
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap of the Month: November! - Michael Churchill
Well, it comes as no surprise to me, and I'm sure nobody else is shocked either, but the winner of November's voting is Michael Churchill. He was ahead by more earlier, but the runners-up managed to close the gap in the end to a mere 6%.



This month the first runner up was the adorkable star of Pushing Daisies Lee Pace.



And the second runner up was Brazilian hottie Vinicius Naval.



I'll mention my personal favorite here - even though he was WAY down the list... - Andrew St. John.




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Whew! I was beginning to worry about my fellow Jersey boy with my fellow initials. (But seriously. I just don't get Lee Pace.)
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Me neither. I wouldn't even cross the road for Lee Pace. Are we sure that some dodgy voting hasn't been going on?
Chris A | 2011-05-09 21:51

Australians and Brazilians, how can there be so many HOT guys? You'd like to get them all in one room, like the plastic balls at the kiddie pizza places, and just get naked, jump in and roll around.
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nor do I get Lee Pace as runner up. "Adorkable" ... funny. Andrew St. John, my #4, is much hotter.
Edward | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Thank you
My partner and I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who sent their condolences about our little fur kid Buster. It's was really hard for us this past weekend, but we distracted ourselves by seeing movies. (Enchanted and American Gangster are both pretty good films, for what it's worth... Jaws 3-D may be the worst movie ever. Seriously. Worst. Ever.)

Anyway, normal Slapping should resume today, along with the posting of November's Slap of the Month winner...


Goodbye Buster
My partner and I had to say goodbye to our little guy Buster today :



Regular posting should resume soon.


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Very sorry to hear that. Don't feel too blue.
Chris A | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm so sorry to hear about your loss. My partner and I would be absolutely devastated should something happen to either of our dogs. Our sincerest condolences.
Dalantmm | 2011-05-09 21:51

i have never posted here before but ive visited your site a few times. i just thought id let you know how sorry i am for losing your Buster. My deepest condolences.
Robert | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sorry for your loss of Buster.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Michael Carbonaro
Sorry for missing a Slap or two lately, but I've had more than the usual amount of crap interfering with my life lately and I just haven't been able to muster the energy to post a Slap. But I hate leaving the day "Slapless", so I scrounged up a few pics from my drive that have been gathering magnetic dust for a while.

Michael Carbonaro was in Another Gay Movie with former Slaps Jonathan Chase and Mitch Morris. He was the super bottom. I still think Mitch was the cutest of the guys in the movie.



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We still don't know what KTILF means....
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slice of cream pie anyone?
Dave83201 | 2011-05-09 21:51

How Absolutely YUMMY!!! This sure warmed up the 12 degree morning today.
fareva | 2011-05-09 21:51

Looks a little more like Quiche Lorraine. Then, there's the Red Devil - my God "Don't try this at home"........ On the other hand, leave off the warning label as you say and watch what happens.
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

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KTILF






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KTILF?
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Kangaroo Trainer I'd like to fu*k???
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

hmm... gotta admit: he's kinda cute
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Love the nose...
Jenna's Bush | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Dave Lieberman
Baltoguy has been after me for a while to Slap today's honoree (is being Slapped really an honor? Hmmm... Anyway.) Dave Lieberman:
Another begging request for you to slap Anderson Cooper and Dave Lieberman...please work your magic.
Well, Baltoguy really is too kind. But how can I resist? I mean, Dave really is quite cute. I mean, he really goes to the heart of adorkable, doesn't he? And you can see him on The Food Network on Good Deal with Dave Lieberman. I confess to never having seen it, but if he'll do more beach barbecues with his shirt off, I promise to watch!



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Oh. And yesterday's Slap was a complete flop. Poor Adam...


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Attractive in a real-guy way. Reminds me somewhat of Helo from BSG. Definitely BF material.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

tnx! i meant to google him after catching a segment of his show when i was flippin channels, but i never got around it. i then saw him once more w/ his Butter tv ad... he looks so much like my HS teacher which i didnt mind doin detentions with, i served a few...
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

OH, and by the way, Dave is totally adorable (or appropriately stated, "adorkable"), but who is the hot guy in the black t-shirt? If they're boyfriends, I want to watch.
Tim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Omigod, I'm so embarrassed now. Who wants my crown?
Princess Superstar | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap of the Month! - November
OK, I've said this before, but I really think that November 2007 will stand out as one of the better months of Slap victims. There was Andrew Walker, Fernando Sippel, the inimitable Michael Churchill (whose win seems nearly a foregone conclusion), Andrew St. John, Vinicius Naval... I could go on. There was also Ben Bostrom, Jason Bennett, Richard Massey. How the hell do you choose among these amazing looking guys?

I will disclose this much about my voting - as fabulous as he is, I'm not voting for Michael Churchill. Perhaps I want to vote for an "underdog". Maybe he doesn't smile enough? I dunno. Still, no vote for MC. So what do you think?




Andrew Walker


Bret Harrison


Gabriel Soto


Colt Brennan


Fernando Sippel


Max Riemelt


Michael Churchill


Andrew St. John


Calvin Goldspink


Richard Massey


Rajko Radovic


Jason Bennett


Vinicius Naval


Lee Pace


Ben Bostrom


Noah Wyle


Derek Hough


Reichen Lehmkuhl


Justin Bartha


Mario Ancic


A.J. Hammer


Brandon Stokley


A. J. Feeley





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I was really hoping nameless, hairy guy (who may have a name) would be up here, but can't have everything I guess.
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Fernando all the way baby!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

This is so hard (literally). Churchill, Naval and Lehmkuhl - can't I have all three?
gm | 2011-05-09 21:51

Difficult, very difficult. Churchill, Sippel, and Naval -- each is completely hot but in different ways.
Edward | 2011-05-09 21:51

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More Idiocy
As a follow up to the terrifying video of Kellie Pickler's knowledge of geography, I offer the following video, sent in response to Steve's original e-mail of Kellie:



I confess that I take great comfort in this. Not for the reasons you might think - I wish no ill on the French. Just that it confirms my world view - that people everywhere, not just in America, are by and large morons. And we're really no dumber than anyone else.


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How f*ckin' stupid can people be?!?!? To be stupid is one thing, but this is unreal. I can't believe more people in the audience thought it was the wrong answer, than the right one. Goes to show the French will not only surrender at the hint of a fight, but they are complete morons as well.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

LOL - though, at its core, it is sad, not funny. As I replied to my friend, when she sent this "Thank God for the stupid people because they make teh rest of us look 'more better'" :-)
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh, c'mon. This can't be for real. Just because it's on You Tube doesn't make it legit. I think the joke's on you for believing this could be true.
marko | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh, and PS. . .graviter in French means "to gravitate" not "to rotate."
marko | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Adam Campbell
Another quickie tonight - I'm still in shock from the $27 per day fitness center fee at Mandalay Bay. I guess if you're in one of these hotels - and not on the casino floor - you will be paying a fee.

Anyway, today's victim is Adam Campbell, lately of Epic Movie. He's pretty damn cute, I think.

Oh. And voting for November - so Michael Churchill can be properly anointed as Slap of the Month - will start tomorrow.



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A serious misstep. Not hot. Not even cute. Just ...there. Bleh.
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

i'll have to pass on this one too...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Please God, oh please, slap Javier Bardem - I know his hair is a little bizarre in "No Country for Old Men" but he just oozes sex. Good skin pics from his older work too like "Jamon Jamon."
G | 2011-05-09 21:51

geez....tough crowd
robert | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Can Anyone Really be this Stupid?
Steve sent this along:



She certainly does a good job of playing stupid, anyway. At least she's fun.


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Warning!!! Over bleaching may destroy brain cells. This video gives me the chance to use my new favorite word: "celebretard". Not to be too harsh, but the girl is dumber than Anna Nichole's corpse!
Dave83201 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Who the hell is she? He asked, feeling smugly superior about the Canadian public education system.
gm | 2011-05-09 21:51

well you Americans are not renowned for your geography knowledge :)
Chris A | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree that this chick is very dumb.......but it's incredibly ironic that two of the people on here calling her dumb couldn't spell the names of the celebrities they were namechecking correctly. People in glass houses, boys! Those names are correctly spelled: Anna Nicole (Smith) and Lindsay Lohan.
Just saying..... | 2011-05-09 21:51

Random Hottie - E
Or, as Chris put it: "I'd like to buy an 'E'."

Indeed, me too. Although a 'W' might work too.




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Could we share the W and E?
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Keep the E and leave me the W.
Shawn | 2011-05-09 21:51

I see three E's, and I would love to have them all.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I am partial to the B
Larry | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Edilson Nascimento
I'm going to have to do a quickie with today's Slap. (Don't I wish... ) But I will have to make this short. I'm traveling a lot again lately, on top of about 1,000 other things, but I wanted to get these pics up because Edilson Nascimento is so damn fine - and we have SEV40 to thank for this lovely suggestion!



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Thanks to Queerty for most (all ?) of the pics!


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oh.... my.... god....
while there's something to be said for pictures of hot boys that arent meant to be about their hotness, a good photo shoot with a ridiculously hot guy is always a good thing ;-)
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

so yummy I could spread him on a cracker and eat him up!
;-)
Jeff | 2011-05-09 21:51

Bueno!
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Is it time to vote for Michael Churchill yet??
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

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