It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself.
About me: 38 (ish), gay, libertarian. Somewhere. Out there... What the heck is The Daily Slap? E-Mail Me Please note: I love receiving e-mails from anyone, as long as you're not a snotty prick. If you're a snotty prick, feel free to send an e-mail, but plan on being mocked on my site. Thanks! --Rob
I was going to post a Slap this afternoon, but I just had a fantastic (except for the fact that it was too expensive...) massage, and I just can't muster the energy.
But I did want to wish everyone, even if you've already celebrated it, a Happy New Year!
I'll see you next year with December's voting! And then, shortly thereafter, we'll have voting for the hottest guy of 2007!
And of course, it's a new year, so hopefully I'll find new pictures of Jamie Bamber.
I owe a large debt of gratitude for today's Slap to Steve, who not only wrote to suggest Michael Weatherly, but also included a bunch of pics that I could post very quickly:
I happened across Michael Weatherly on ads for NCIS, and when I tried to search your blog, was shocked he has not been included. I mean... look at the guy - he's remarkably hot. Sadly, there is a dire need for shirtless pics of this man (made all the more tragic since a few shots show a glimpse of hairy chest!!!).
But, here are several selections anyway.
Unfortunately, some show him with his beau, Jessica Alba (but we can still dream). Enjoy!
I was able to round up a couple of small & fuzzy skin pics, so we're not completely bereft, but it could be better. I'll see what I can find.
We see beauty where we want to see and ugliness in there where we fear to see beauty. (sigh) I'm munching on a piece of humble pie here, just read the writing of gad1n10 from Adam Storke's comments, judging is so easy, it is so simple to "throw the first stone". Well, anyway... I wish for all of you happy New Year, may all of your dreams come true.
preacher
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2011-05-09 21:51
Because he hasn't seen the inside of a gym, he's not slap-worthy? Jesus.
I think he's very handsome and I'm not a 20-something or a preening queen.
Matthew
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2011-05-09 21:51
Nope. Something about this dude I just can't stand. For one thing, he hasn't seen the inside of a gym in years - if ever.
Kevin #2
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2011-05-09 21:51
Anyone that would find him attractive is either a 20 something or one of the preening queens with a ridiculous idea of what makes a man sexy.
His pajama pics were great.
clint
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Thought he was quite yum back in his "Dark Angel" days when he was dating (coughbullshitcough) Jessica Alba. Now? Not so much.
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
I have thought he was so sexy since I first saw him on an ABC soap about 15 years ago. And Clint, please, since you have decided that only you know what is sexy, and who can find what type hot, what is your sexy definition? I bet you will find dozens of people on this blog who don't agree with you.
Tom
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2011-05-09 21:51
Let's just keep the skin pics fuzzy and move on.......
Chris
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2011-05-09 21:51
I tried finding some pics with more flesh showing but all you find are ones with Jessica Alba. Geez, are they joined at the hip? I don't mind drooling at straight guys at all but can't he occasionally leave the bitch at home?
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
hahaha! im 21yrs old and i think he's good enough and i dont see anythng wrong w/ that...i mean i'd do him for free!!!
drm
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2011-05-09 21:51
Say what you want. I really dig Michael, body hair and all. Saw some nice shirtless pics of him during the past season of NCIS, and, while he is not as buff as his Dark Angel days, he is still very attractive in many ways. His face is quite nice, and I will take that body any day. Happy New Year, Michael! you can come into my dreams anytime you want!
RiC
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2011-05-09 21:51
Dreamy!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
I'm not so sure about his dubious taste in women (or that stick-up hair), but I think Michael is otherwise quite hot. Great slap choice!
Mick
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2011-05-09 21:51
Michael is incredibly hot. These pictures don't do him justice. You really have to see him in action - he's just so sexy and cocky. He's not w/Jessica Alba anymore, BTW...she's knocked up by someone else.
Spike
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2011-05-09 21:51
You guys are so funny arguing over this.... "my generic white guy is so much better than your generic white guy"
I confess, I've wanted to Slap Adam Storke for a long time now. Ever since I saw him opposite Julia Roberts in Mystic Pizza. And the reason that I renewed my research was because I saw him during viewing of The Stand.
The only real disappointment with Adam is that he doesn't take his shirt off enough. And to add insult to injury, when he DOES take it off it's only briefly and it's nearly impossible to find screen caps.
I think any negative reaction to Scientology (yesterday's post)can be partially blamed on it's belief that homosexuality is unnatural and can be cured thru their "auditing" process. Or at least that is what they preach. They still teach that it is an illness or sexual perversion.
I imagine if you posted anyone with the same beliefs you would get a similar reaction.
Chris
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2011-05-09 21:51
We were intolerant because it was a homophobic cult with no logical premise based on a shaky understanding of Freudian psychotherapy (which is itself less than scientific) that preys on people's stupidity and is ruthless against anyone who doesn't embrace them as valid. Operation Snow White, the Fair Game policy, the support of the DMCA, constant legal attacks on critics, and Operation Freakout should be enough to make you not find the most perfect adonis attractive if he is apart of it.
And don't even get me started on it's opposition to psychology and psychiatry when their own beloved leader admitted to following Freud's work himself.
Besides, any religion that charges money for enlightenment is bullshit. Christianity included.
/end rant
This is the Himbo from Death Becomes Her?! God I loved that movie. Probably more than I should.
Brandon h
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2011-05-09 21:51
If we tolerate everything, every single opinion - no matter how intolerant or narrowminded they are - then we are not tolerant, we are indifferent. Would we be intolerant if we said that crimes of nazis were unacceptale? Or if we say that it is wrong and unhumane to categorize people to good and bad just by skincolour? I don't think so. To categorize people to natural and unnatural by sexual orientation is an act of hate also. Destructive behaviour or discriminative ideologies should never be accepted, if we say that they are, then we - not only allow, but also - participate such horrible acts. I wish you all strenght and courage, world is cold place, we have warm it up. PS. I am aware of global warming, I'm sure you all understand what the last sentence means.
preacher
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2011-05-09 21:51
Maybe we shouldn't have German guys... ever hear of WWII? No Jewish either... those poor Palestians. The French didn't go to Iraq... can't have them either. Did they vote for Clinton or Bush? Get over it... we are here for the eye candy and nothing more! In the real world you can use whatever litmus test you like. My friends don't all hold my views and I bet yours don't either. When you're here, check out the pit shot... the peek shot... their eye's, ear lobe, whatever... and leave it at that. On another note... IFC is showing 'Prince of Pennsylvania' with Keanu as a disenchanted youth coming of age. The teaser... presented uncut! I watched over half before it dawned on me they were referring to the movie;-)
gad1n10
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Considering the reactions to yesterday's Slap, I hope someone checked to make sure this guy has no ties to Scientology, or any other funny thoughts and opinions that might be different from the norm. It's sad to find close mindedness on what is an open and liberal spirited site.
Since I work at home, and I can't stand for my work area to be completely silent, I usually turn on the TV and find something that's good, mindless background noise.
Yesterday, it happaned to be Stephen King's The Stand. There were a few guys in the movie that I thought Slap-worthy, today's Slap Corin Nemec among them. And since I was able to round up a shirtless pic, I thought I'd go ahead and give him a smack.
I remember Corin first (well, OK, exclusively) from Parker Lewis Can't Lose, which started in my senior year of college. My roommate and I always had a TV appointment when it was on. As an aside, the show also starred Billy Jayne, who has looked good recently in some Circuit City ads.
Anyway, 'Corky' seems to have a fairly good string of guest appearances on all sorts of TV shows, and also seems to have fairly regular - if small - movie roles.
One of his first big breaks was in the mini-series "I Know My First Name Is Steven". During his stint on Stargate my office mate and I referred to him as 'Arms', cause neither she nor I could remember his character's name, but he always flashed big guns. I've since learned his a member of Scientology, and well that's just a personal turn off for me. C'est La Vive.
Fred
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2011-05-09 21:51
Sorry, but to me a guy can be hot regardless of if he is Jewish, Scientologist, or Atheist. How in today's world people still let differences in thought affect things like attractivness is beyond me.
Dave
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2011-05-09 21:51
And apparently he has a boyfriend. A buddy of mine ran into the BF at some scifi convention that Corin was speaking at and struck up a conversation. Got to meet him after the talk was done.
Evan
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2011-05-09 21:51
Don't like his religious/political ideologies? Simple solution: stop taking your dick outta his mouth.
Princess Superstar
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2011-05-09 21:51
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He is gorgeous, and I noticed his arms, too, Fred. I must agree on the scientology thing.
Matthew
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2011-05-09 21:51
This is one guy who gets much hotter as he matures. I too noticed the big guns on Stargate -- YUM!
Steven
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2011-05-09 21:51
He reminds me of Brian Krause, formerly of Charmed. Which reminds me I meant to look up whether he's Peter Krause's brother....
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Charles to English cricketer Alastair Cook:
Can you please slap Alastair Cook of the England Test Cricket Team?
He has a very very adorable face.
Adorable face? Looks like he has more than an adorable face to me.
I confess that I was sold on Slapping Alastair by the picture below alone. There's something so sexy about him. And I have to give a special shout out to Tottyland for having the only shirtless pic I could find of Alastair.
Who knew that one look at today's Slap could turn me into a cricket groupie? These hot and scruffy English hooligan bastards get to me every time.
Dave83201
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2011-05-09 21:51
"hot and scruffy English hooligan bastards" ??? Fuck off
Nick
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2011-05-09 21:51
Just think this model comes with an accent! Double yum!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Now way is he 100% British. He looks like someone in his recent past is Hispanic. Could pass for Brazilian and THAT requires a lot. Too bad there aren't more flesh shots. OK, let's be honest here - at least pubes but preferably full frontal.
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Oh my!! Those legs are so wonderfully sexy... Would love to run my hands & more over that!
Martymar
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2011-05-09 21:51
I have to say, when I read the name "Alastair Cook," and I hadn't yet scrolled down far enough to see the picture, I thought "gee, we really are branching out here!" (Think Masterpiece Theater in the 70s. And then go to the pics of THIS Alastair Cook to recover from that.)
Russ wrote a few weeks ago, or so, to request that I Slap actor Zachary Levi:
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!!
You have GOT to slap the 26-year-old star of NBC's "Chuck" - and the sooner the better!
He's such a cute lanky nerd on the show, and the few pics I've seen of him on the web are pretty dreamy.
Here's hoping that we'll see him featured on your fantastic site soon!
And Xavier had this to say:
He's on the new NBC show 'Chuck.' He's so damn cute I want to cry. Or maybe just grab him and kiss him. Now THAT'S a man-crush.
Well, well. "Cute lanky nerd" really does cut to the heart of the matter, doesn't it? Zachary fits that description nearly perfectly. And I'm not sure I want to cry, but I have to confess that he looks truly stunning in the pic at the bottom of this page.
I only wish that I could have found more shirtless pics of him. But perhaps we'll see a few crop up over the next few weeks from his role in Chuck.
Quite fetching! Nice how he can go from adorkable to freakin' hot (esp. with facial hair) in 10 seconds.
Steve
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2011-05-09 21:51
Every time I watch CHUCK, I can't help but think of Greg and Marsha from the Brady Bunch. (That's not a put-down, I had the biggest boy-crush on Greg Brady in the 70's.) These pictures of him may change that perception. What a great smile. That last picture of him is smoking hot and the unshaven look is even better. Wow! Thanks for this post. I truly enjoyed it.
Scott
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2011-05-09 21:51
Cute face SOMETIMES, but no body....
Chris
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Holy shit. Who knew the captain of the Nerd Herd had it in him?
Milan
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2011-05-09 21:51
a little too much eyebrow shaping...but otherwise yummm.
(I always liked Peter better myself)
Myackie
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2011-05-09 21:51
Agree with Steve.
Edward
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2011-05-09 21:51
December 24, 2007
Speaking of Church...
Yes, I'm going to church this evening. But so far there are no storm clouds around, so I'm hoping I'll be safe.
And you wouldn't believe the pressure I'm getting - from all sides, including my 4 year old nephew who told me on the phone "I'll go if you go".
So I don't seem to have any way to escape. Unless I feel a massive headache coming on...
Regardless, I hope everyone has a lovely holiday - of whatever sort you choose to celebrate!
Mr. Woody and myself wish you the best the season has to offer and thanks so much for the exceptional visuals throughout the year.
Kevin #2
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2011-05-09 21:51
Just got home from an Episcopal church with a substantial, accepted gay contingent. I go most Sundays. My spirituality and my gayness are very much intertwined: without the one, I would never have been able to accept the other. Whatever works for you is good; I'm the most un-evangelical person there is and normally wouldn't stick my neck out like this, but just thought I'd say churches and Christians aren't all narrow-minded, homophobic, puritans. And I'm guessing the roof didn't collapse on you....
MC
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2011-05-09 21:51
And Tom Williams is hot!
MC
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2011-05-09 21:51
My family and I have been to Midnight Mass and then back to my place for réveillon, a French-Canadian custom that has been adopted by my (mostly) Irish Catholic family. Christmas would not be the same without Midnight Mass and the fabulous music that accompanies it. Isn't it funny how your 4 year old nephew can guilt you into going to church?! My mother would be so impressed! Merry Christmas to you Rob and all the best for 2008.
Greg
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Speeking of church indeed, this is the time of love and forgiveness. Preasts tell us that we must do this and that to earn both of those from God, Allah, Jehova, Jahve, etc, etc. And why? Because we have been naughty and Big Boss is pissed. Well... guess what, it doesn't go like that. The love of God is unconditional, we don't have to do anything to earn it, we have it already,that is our rightful legacy from our Creator. My dear brothers and sisters in all colours of the rainbow, despite of that who you are, or what your belief is all of your so-called sins are forgiven and forgotten, always have been and always will be, just forgive yourselves. With all love: well, you know who. PS. A bit long, sorry Rob.
Today's Slap goes out at the request of a couple of people, but James had this to say:
how bout this hottie?? Tom Williams. An aussie surfer. on this months aussie mens health. seems to be a star there?? is there a dancing with the stars, aussie style?
And I couldn't find a record of who else requested him, so alas I'm going to have to skip that nugget of information since I've got to get ready to go to church for my one time per year (more on that a bit later...).
So anyway, Tom Williams is today's victim. As James noted, he appears to be an Aussie surfer and I gather he was on the down-under version of Dancing with the Stars.
He's totally hot, great slap. And Merry X'mas Rob!
yvespaul
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2011-05-09 21:51
Merry Christmas, Rob! AND to the rest of you. May peace and love be with you in the coming year, and may we all have more tolerance for each other. We may be different in many ways, but we all have to live here, so lose the anger and things will be better. Happy New Year!
RiC
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2011-05-09 21:51
MERRY CHRISTMAS ROB!!! AND THANKS FOR MAKING THE BEST WEBSITE ON THE PLANET GOTTA LOVE THOSE SURFERS
kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
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MERRY CHRISTMAS to ALL, and to all he is mine.....LoL...very nice slap, I love that chest.
Steve
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yes he is a celebrity in Australia, and yes there is a version of Dancing with the star in Aust, just like the American version it is a clone of the original show from the UK.
Well now, my brothers and sisters in all colours of the rainbow, I shamelessly use this opportunity to wish you all very pleasant and relaxing holiday time.
preacher
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Right on, Preacher! Merry Christmas, happy holidays, happy New Year, whatever works for you, Rob and fellow fans.
File today's Slap, Julian Hans under "How Could He Have Missed That?".
Lars was kind enough to send me a link to the video of Julian you'll see after the jump. I certainly remember him from any number of Dieux du Stade calendars and was shocked to see that I've never Slapped him before. I've been ogling his ass in my collection of DdS pictures for quite some time now. I only wish he were like some of the other guys and willing to show his bits - alas I was unable to find any "full monty" shots. Has anyone seen any?
In looking through my images, I see that I have several more DdS guys that are fully Slap-worthy that I better pay some attention to.
The face is nice but the rest is border line on the pudgy side - not really toned and certainly not ripped. Judging by the basket, he's not bringing much to the party either.
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
Julian is definitely my hands down choice for slap of the month. That's saying a lot when Cibrian is in the monthly line up! The face of a choir boy and the killer smile outweigh any insignificant flaws. Personally, I tire of ripped gym bunnies.
Hal
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2011-05-09 21:51
I must admit, that ass is really something.
Kevin #2
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2011-05-09 21:51
Kinda girly for my taste: Lose the chin stubble and you have yourself a young Princess Diana.
cris
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2011-05-09 21:51
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OH THOSE LIPS!
Mike
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2011-05-09 21:51
schwing
Tommy Fairgate
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2011-05-09 21:51
You think Santa would mind if I asked him for Julian's ass for Christmas? Naughty list be damned!
Dave83201
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2011-05-09 21:51
In response to Kyle's comments: There's a difference between pudgy and stocky - this guy is just thicker - but he's athletic, he doesn't look like some pudgy kid with his hand in the cookie jar. To look good, you don't have to look perfect.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Slap of the month so far as well. Really, How could he have been overlooked? Totally Sexy...
Am I alone in thinking he looks like Brendan Fehr?
SEV40
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2011-05-09 21:51
Hey, I'm fair. Took a second look......No, he's still a inner tube with about 15 pounds too much pressure. I'm going with the "Princess Di" on steroids group. Bad tits in the second picture, overstuffed thighs in others, nice arms though.
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
Slap of the Month! who said "pudgy"... he f'in perfect
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Steve, who wrote to say:
I had the pleasure of seeing Madonna's Vogue video for the first time in a while, and was pleased to be reminded of another hottie worthy of a slap - he is Salim ("Slam") Gauwloos, the dark eyed chiseled beautiful one of her "vogue" dancers. I had to search just to find his name, and then search a lot more for pics. However, seems our friend Slam is quite the choreographer with his own company and recent photos that show him looking studly in a whole new way.
I have to agree that Salim Gauwloos is indeed a fine specimen. I just wish Steve had been able to find more skin pics. But it was certainly nice of him to provide them.
Yuk, waste of a good slap. Not only he not good looking, but no skin pics, you have to atleast see the chest. Better luck next time.
Steve
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2011-05-09 21:51
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
No, no, no. Slam was the hottest guy in the early nineties!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Meh.
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
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ISH! Operative word must be "WAS"........(if ever).
Chris
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2011-05-09 21:51
Wow, wouldn't have recognized him. I had friends in college who just loved him in Madonna's Vogue video and Truth or Dare and her tour of that time. He really didn't do much for me, but I could see why others found him attractive. He has held up pretty well, but can't say this is that great of a slap.
A while back, Alan wrote to request that I Slap actor Rob McElhenney:
I recently came across a guy that I thought would be an interesting slap. Rob McElhenney of the FX show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. There is just something about him I find so interesting and strangely familiar.
Well, it's only a guess, but I wonder if Rob doesn't look familiar because of his role in Latter Days? He played one of the Mormon guys along with former Slap Steve Sandvoss.
It looks like Rob's recent work has been mostly TV, including It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, from which many of the shirtless shots you'll see came.
He does have a nice chest, I love a great male chest. But there are a couple of other guys on that show that are more hot than he is. You should see what you can find on them.
Steve
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2011-05-09 21:51
i'd do him for free!!!
drm
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2011-05-09 21:51
Forget about global warming! Just one look with those brown puppy-dog eyes would be enough to melt the polar ice caps!
Dave83201
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2011-05-09 21:51
Sold to the hungover guy in the corner
Steve
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Cute... but 'global warming'-like? really?
My 70 year-old neighbour represents greater pollution than this sorry-faced reindeer.
I had to include it because TJ, billed as the "cute office ingenue", is indeed cute. I can't really speak to his resemblance to any ingenues, real or imagined, out there, however.
Since there's been a recent clamor for today's Slap, and since Kyle was kind enough to link to some excellent pics - including shirtless ones, which you can see after the jump - I thought today was a perfect time to do him.
I should also mention that the list of people who have requested Adam Rodriguez here is extensive, including Kyle, "Preacher", Rich, Steve, and Andrew. I'm sure there are others, but as you may remember, I don't always keep the best records...
Adam, I gather, is best known for playing Eric Delko in CSI: Miami. He also had a small role in Roswell and others.
In other news - I'm almost home! I've been away from home for all but about 2 days for the last month. Oy. But I'm finally out of Denver and headed to Aspen. I've got to stop in Vail for a couple of days, but after that I'm headed back. And Slapping should return more or less to normal.
I don't watch CSI, but I almost would if he was shirtless more. Watched him on Brooklyn South for the short time he ran. Adam couldn't act is way out of a paper bag back then, but he looked pretty.
Eric W
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2011-05-09 21:51
Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!!!!!
Rick
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2011-05-09 21:51
He's OK but I'm still sticking with picture No. 1 after the jump with Michael Churchill. As for today being "a perfect day to do him" (Adam) - what day wouldn't? (g)
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
Remember Adam from Roswell. HOT.
Oh, and I am so sorry to hear you have to go to Vail for a couple of days. That is going to be so rough, hope you can handle it. Then Aspen as well, that is even worse. Wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.
What a life.
JD
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I never miss CSI Miami. No need to guess why.
Edward
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2011-05-09 21:51
Oh Heavens, where are my manners? I was as happy as a kitty in the sun, that I forgot to wish you bon voyage.
preacher
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2011-05-09 21:51
Oh yes, he is so hot. I would love to more of his anatomy, skin is better. I love his chest. I bet he has a nice butt also.
Steve
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2011-05-09 21:51
Hallelujah, and loud! You my dear friend are truly canonized right here, right now, amen. From the bottom of my heart I humbly thank you. May all of your dreams come true, because you help people like me to fulfill ours. Thank you (I can't say that many times enough).
preacher
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2011-05-09 21:51
He's so freakin hot! The bronzed skin, the smouldering latino look, the broad shoulders...it's a neverending list of manly perks!
I'd love to see him and Jonathan Togo get it on ;)
Today's Slap is, of necessity, brief. I chose today as the day to take my final (I hope!) 2 flights of the year to make Platinum Medallion. So I flew out of Denver and I'm now waiting in the airport to fly back. And I've got to go get some food.
Anyway, today's victim is Michael Trevino, who I discovered the other day while researching Nestor Carbonell. Apparently he appears in Cane and is, like Nestor, often shirtless on screen. Just the way he should be.
I really have to make a point to find out when Cane is on and start watching.
Cane is on Tues nights opposite Boston Legal. You'll be disappointed to find out this coming tues is the last episode for the season.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
I'm choking on shallowness.
I'll take him if you guys don't want him.
jordanboston
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2011-05-09 21:51
Hey, I'll give the guy some props. He's probably not slap of the month, but he's a hottie and a nice reason to watch Cane. Since you've slapped Michael and Nestor, why not make it a "Cane Trifecta" and round things out with Eddie Matos?
Cris
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2011-05-09 21:51
He, like his character on Cane,is just so kissable!
Bob
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2011-05-09 21:51
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No thanks.
JK
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2011-05-09 21:51
No thanks! Does absolutely nothing for me. I guarantee you he's not naturally smooth; he's not ripped and I doubt he'd turn my head on the beach.
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
I was in lust before the jump. I damn near collapsed after the jump. He is a beautiful guy and deserves to slapped many times. On the ass mostly.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
I know you come to this site for the hot guys. But every time there is someone who isn't ripped they are put down. Glad to see we can be as shallow as our straight brethren. I wonder if all the guys complaining are ripped? I would bet NOT.
JD
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2011-05-09 21:51
Well, I like him.
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
He's cute, definitely, but not as "slappable" as a lot of the guys featured here.
Just out of interest, he looks racially mixed. His facial features gives away what's probably an Asian background!
RAN85
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2011-05-09 21:51
He'd make a good houseboy!
RiC
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2011-05-09 21:51
December 14, 2007
Miracle in the 34th Row
Delta has a new series of videos they're posting on their blog called "Planeguage". This one is just fantastic - anyone who travels has surely been there:
Mike was kind enough to send along a link to the above video, featuring former Slap Dan Letterle. Dan's looking good, but calling the video "Dan Letterle Naked" is (mostly) just a tease...
Even though this may be an inappropriate way to do this, I would like to express my request for Slap-target. Well, here it is: Could you consider Adam Rodriguez as Slap-worthy?
PS. If you can find him shirtless I'm ready to canonize you at once.
Yes! Adam R.....as soon as possible. Watch the shots of him on CSI, how he teases with showing just enough bulging through to make your mind wander! Please Adam in 2008!
Rick
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I agree Adam in 2008! Funny how some of us seem to notice the teasing bulge in CSI. Now find a shot without his pants and I'll run your campaign for President.
Kevin #2
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2011-05-09 21:51
Holy source of All Eternity! From the bottom of my heart I thank you Kyle. All the angels of Heaven are singing for your glory. Be blessed Saint Kyle. ;)
preacher
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2011-05-09 21:51
The URL provided for Adam Rodriguez shirtless didn't go far enough, but searching within it, try leaving off the t=anon at the end, therefore http://csimiami/wiki.cbs.com/page/Adam+Rodriguez+Photos
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Jonathan, who seems to have a thing for Eddie Cibrian:
Its been 2 years since you slapped Eddie Cibrian. He is a god and I'm sure you can rustle up some hot new pics of him.
Well, in doing my research for today (doesn't it sound better to call it "research"?), I realized that Jonathan may, in fact, be right. Eddie is a god.
I confess that I haven't always thought so. Sure he's hot, but I've always thought - until today - that there was something a little off about him. When I saw the pics of him standing in the doorway in only a towel in Dirty Sexy Money I nearly fell off the couch. And the thought of him in a show like Football Wives (which never got the green light )? Wow. The only drawback would have been that it was on ABC. But if they're smart, studios will start releasing unrated DVDs of these shows - imagine the demand.
So I'm really hoping that Football Wives gets the green light at some point, and that they take my suggestion and release an unrated DVD. How can they not see this?
SLAP OF THE MONTH!!! And I'm slapping something else after looking at these pics
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
glad he is getting the appreciation he is due...love those double dimples
robert
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2011-05-09 21:51
He IS lovely, RIC, but if you can actually arrange for me to go with Nick Beyeler, you're welcome to him.
MC
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2011-05-09 21:51
Anyone see his resembalnce to Dean Cain, both very handsome men.
yvespaul
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Could be the "slap" of the year, or maybe more.
Glenn
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2011-05-09 21:51
I've lusted after him since he was on the cover of Men's Health years ago. I even endured Third Watch for those rare episodes that featured him. Thanks for these pics.
Mark
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2011-05-09 21:51
If more men answered the door looking that amazing in nothing but a towel, I'd consider becoming a Jehovah's Witness.
Dave83201
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2011-05-09 21:51
Forget it, guys! He is all mine! Go with your Nick Beyeler, Jamie Bamber, Carter Oosterhuis, and anyone else. I will be with Eddie. Happy Holidays!
RiC
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2011-05-09 21:51
This is so odd! I was just thinking of suggesting him myself. One of the most beautiful men EVER! Surely there must be a towel mishap pic somewhere.
Kevin #2
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2011-05-09 21:51
Oh my... my oh my oh my... stunning. Simply... stunning.
Jeff
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2011-05-09 21:51
The power of Eddie Cibrian compelled me to suffer through every episode of Invasion.
Princess Superstar
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2011-05-09 21:51
He played the hot groundskeeper in the movie "But I'm a Cheerleader!" There's scene where he is walking in slo-mo with a long-handled tool with a big smile on his face and an even bigger package. All of the boys who are being scared "straight" at the bootcamp just stare with their mouths agape. Eddie is loving every drool.
Today's Slap is quite overdue - Nestor Carbonell is quite the hottie and has been requested a couple of times by Robert and Paul:
Have you ever slapped NESTOR CARBONELL? Michael Carbonaro's name reminded me of Nestor, who is a hot Cuban actor currently starring in the series Cane with Jimmie Smits. Smits is looking a bit worse for wear but Nestor is holding up very well. I think it was in the second episode that there were some very nice shirtless pics of Nestor. What a hottie. He can smoke my cigar anytime!!!
The reason that Nestor has taken so long is that it's been very tough to find skin pics, but I finally found some on Dreamcaps from his new TV show Cane, about a rich sugar producing family. In the Caribbean, I think, so he's very compliant about taking off his shirt fairly often.
The only complaint that I have is that he appears to do some fairly significant manscaping and occasional waxing. Too bad.
I agree, Rob. I love his hairy chest. But he's still hot when smooth. Either way, I would definitely smoke his Cuban cigar.
Paul
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2011-05-09 21:51
thanks! it looks like maybe his chest hair is graying faster than his head hair which may account for the waxing...ovely chest and nips though
robert
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2011-05-09 21:51
And an INCREDIBLE ass in those swim trunks. YUMMMMMM
marvin
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2011-05-09 21:51
Is it just me, or does he wear a lot of eye makeup on Cane? I find it distracting.
Dan
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Very sexy man, and seriously, I love the receding/closecropped graying shot the best! In some of these pictures, though, he has this weird, Gene Simmons-y look - he looks as if he's wearing eyeliner.
Spike
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2011-05-09 21:51
Very classically handsome. I'm a sucker for the dark, Euro-Hispanic look. I think it's the arching eyebrows and the clean-shaven chin that does it for me :)
On the second pic after the jump, he looks a bit like Ralph Feinnes there...
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Eric to Jamie Dornan:
Anyway, I was watching a movie called "Marie-Antoinette" last night, and there was an actor named Jamie Dornan who you should check out.
Indeed - Jamie was totally worth checking out. What a fabulous suggestion!! The fetching Jamie apparently started out as a model - surprise! - and has now moved on to movies and otherwise. Here's hoping we see more of Jamie on the big screen...
Clean is overrated. Sure wish they would dump those chick props.
Kevin #2
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2011-05-09 21:51
very nice...
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
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He's hot...too bad you don't have the recent nudie pic he did....
Trickety
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2011-05-09 21:51
Did some searching and found an interesting nude photo of him on Flickr.
Kevin #2
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yowza. I had no idea who he was until this moment, but that was an oversight. Guy looks like someone who might not know how hot he is. Or maybe he does. So long as he'd date me.
Mike
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2011-05-09 21:51
Ms. Moss certainly has the right idea.
David
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2011-05-09 21:51
Wow...I wasn't expecting that. That's exactly my type. Thanks!
JK
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2011-05-09 21:51
The Calvin Jeans shot takes "Kiss my ass" to a whole new dimension.......
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
Another example of how startlingly different some people look with different hair-styles.
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
Wow. There is no middle ground here. He either looks incredibly hot or incredibly revolting.
J.D. wrote recently to ask that I Slap Nascar drive Kasey Kahne:
Are you ever going to do a slap on Kasey Kahne? I have some nice pix of him. I would like to see others, of course. ;)
As cute as he is, I'm surprised I've never heard of him before. He looks quite young, and I don't, of course, know the dates of the individual pictures, but he's currently 27.
And I'm really starting to think that Nascar drivers should have to appear shirtless on the podium. Seems like it should just be a requirement.
There's something wrong about a Nascar Driver waxing his eyebrows...
bent fan 2
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2011-05-09 21:51
I love your site, and Kasey is a hottie, but some of these pics clearly are not him.
Steve
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2011-05-09 21:51
I love your site too but what we really need here are some skin pics of Tom Brady (Patriots QB). Mmmm...Tom Brady......
Greg
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2011-05-09 21:51
Slap of the Month: November! - Michael Churchill
Category:
The Daily Slap
Well, it comes as no surprise to me, and I'm sure nobody else is shocked either, but the winner of November's voting is Michael Churchill. He was ahead by more earlier, but the runners-up managed to close the gap in the end to a mere 6%.
This month the first runner up was the adorkable star of Pushing Daisies Lee Pace.
And the second runner up was Brazilian hottie Vinicius Naval.
I'll mention my personal favorite here - even though he was WAY down the list... - Andrew St. John.
Whew! I was beginning to worry about my fellow Jersey boy with my fellow initials. (But seriously. I just don't get Lee Pace.)
MC
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2011-05-09 21:51
Me neither. I wouldn't even cross the road for Lee Pace. Are we sure that some dodgy voting hasn't been going on?
Chris A
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2011-05-09 21:51
Australians and Brazilians, how can there be so many HOT guys? You'd like to get them all in one room, like the plastic balls at the kiddie pizza places, and just get naked, jump in and roll around.
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
Nor do I get Lee Pace as runner up. "Adorkable" ... funny. Andrew St. John, my #4, is much hotter.
Edward
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I still miss almost nameless, hairy guy.
Kevin #2
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2011-05-09 21:51
Hey, what's wrong with Lee Pace?? So my type, if I could find one around here. Most of the men listed for this month's slap is very good & Lee certainly belongs in it, just my opinion.
My partner and I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who sent their condolences about our little fur kid Buster. It's was really hard for us this past weekend, but we distracted ourselves by seeing movies. (Enchanted and American Gangster are both pretty good films, for what it's worth... Jaws 3-D may be the worst movie ever. Seriously. Worst. Ever.)
Anyway, normal Slapping should resume today, along with the posting of November's Slap of the Month winner...
I'm so sorry to hear about your loss. My partner and I would be absolutely devastated should something happen to either of our dogs. Our sincerest condolences.
Dalantmm
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2011-05-09 21:51
i have never posted here before but ive visited your site a few times. i just thought id let you know how sorry i am for losing your Buster. My deepest condolences.
Robert
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2011-05-09 21:51
Sorry for your loss of Buster.
Eric W
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Sorry for your loss of Buster.
Eric W
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2011-05-09 21:51
What a little beauty, I am so sorry about your families loss. Take care of yourself.
George R
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2011-05-09 21:51
My sincerest condolences to you on your loss. RIP Buster
Justin
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2011-05-09 21:51
What a loss! What a handsome guy!
Someone once said that grief is the price we pay for love. Anyone who loves another creature knows what it is to be alive. Loss is so painful, but I think it only goes to show each life does have some meaning.
Buster has disappeared for a while, but I bet you'll be with him again. Meanwhile, he lives on in your hearts.
Take care of yourselves, guys. A big hug to you both.
Jack
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2011-05-09 21:51
What a little sweetie. It looks like he loved you very much,too. George Carlin says pets are just heartbreaks waiting to happen. I enjoy your site very much. Take some time for yourselves. Love. Ronnie
Ronnie
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2011-05-09 21:51
So very sorry - he looks like a wonderful friend.
Chris
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2011-05-09 21:51
Having lost several 'furry friends' over the last few years I share in your loss. I visit the site daily and when I saw this post I had to share with you my wishes that you will soon work your way thru the loss and regain life as you now will know it. Painful as it is.....Shuf
shuf
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2011-05-09 21:51
my condolences! buster was a real cutie!
Daz
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2011-05-09 21:51
I'm so, so sorry. I see a very happy, little dog in that picture. He was loved and knew it.
Kevin #2
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2011-05-09 21:51
Our hearts, my partners' and mine, go out to you, and our little Emma sends licks and a pinecone (she thinks they're medicine). There ARE no words, and what few come close have already been said. In warmth and Light, Tom
Tom
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2011-05-09 21:51
So sorry about your loss. Never posted before but had to let you know our sympathies are with you.
Bjd
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2011-05-09 21:51
It is difficult when you are grieving the lose of a family member. It is comforting to know that others are thinking of you during this sad time.
Take care.
Paul B.
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2011-05-09 21:51
So sorry about Buster. I know how big a part a dog can play in one's family, and how much they're missed. I hope you guys both feel better soon.
Clay
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2011-05-09 21:51
I thought you may like this - a dear friend sent it to me when I lost my ever faithful friend. It made me cry - and still does every time I read it - but it is tears of joy for having known such a wonderful companion. I hope it helps.
Colin.
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigour; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance.
His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.
You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again.
The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.
Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....
Colin in the UK
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2011-05-09 21:51
I am so sad, it brings tears to my eyes, they give us so much and ask so little. Take all the time that you need to mourn.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
My sympathies too. Often touched by the warm sentiments your site inspires. Love, Mark
Mark
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2011-05-09 21:51
Very very sorry to hear that, thinking of you at this time. xxx
Nick
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2011-05-09 21:51
Sending my condolences. The little ones we love are often the most important, and my thoughts are with you. M
M Lee
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2011-05-09 21:51
I'm so sorry. I still keep a picture of a dog that died 16 years ago - she was this then-closet case's best friend. Unconditional and unquestioning love is a gift we humans don't have. Take care....
MC
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2011-05-09 21:51
What can anyone say at a time like this? When my 13-yr-old dachshund died suddenly at the vet's, I was inconsolable. The tears flowed like never before--not even for either of my parents or other lost beloved friends and family. Perhaps it's knowing that someone who loved you without conditions and expectations (except for dinner, a walk, and a warm place to snuggle) has gone away. I truly believe that somewhere we'll be reunited with all who have gone before. Until that day, keep remembering and keep loving. And know that there are millions of little Busters in shelters everywhere just waiting for some one to take them home. Take care. XOXOXO. JR
JR
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2011-05-09 21:51
I'm also very sorry for your loss. I just went through this with one of my very best pets back in October. The one that wanted to sleep right up by me every night. In the end nothing could be done for what he had. I struggled with trying to save him for several months after about a year with another treatable disease. This is very hard. I was so depressed and I agree with the guy above me that they give unconditionally and I will never forget him. I know you won't either. I also have to believe that we will see them again. No creator could make anything so sweet that it would be taken forever. We are lucky to have them while we do. Mine was only 6 years and 7 months old. I never thought I'd lose him first and it still makes me sad. But, we have to go on trusting that we will be reunited one day and will be happy with them. Think of the happy times you all had with Buster... and take care of yourselves... Know that he loved you as mine did me. :) Best Wishes... JT
JT
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2011-05-09 21:51
Sorry to hear about Buster. My Bentley passed in his sleep a week ago. It gets better with time.
Kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
It's so nice to read the wonderful comments from everyone here. I hope they help you through this time. My heart too, is broken for you. DD
DD
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2011-05-09 21:51
Rest in peace, Buster.
squeaky
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2011-05-09 21:51
My family had the same loss on December 7 and extend our special sympathies.
Patrick
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2011-05-09 21:51
So sorry to hear of your lose. My partner & I would be devastated if anything happened to one of our little brood of furry kids. Remember all the joy he brought you while he was in your lives and he'll be with you forever.
Hugs,
Gil & Curt Tempe, AZ
Gil
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2011-05-09 21:51
So very sad for your loss. I too lost my mutt 'Mad Max' in August, gone but never forgotten.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
I'm sorry for your loss.
preacher
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2011-05-09 21:51
My deepest condolences. Not a single pet owner has not been where you are now, we all understand your pain. I pray that the memmories of your companion stay with you and help to fill the void left by his presence.
Dennis E. Miller
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2011-05-09 21:51
So sorry to hear that...
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
The loss of a beloved companion (a more accurate word than "pet") is a deep, deep loss. The degree to which we mourn shows the extent of all that they gave to us, and how very much they have helped form our lives You might want to consider having a "Life Celebration" with friends who also knew and loved Buster. Pictures of him interacting with others and a few of his favorite toys around. It's a great way to share and give thanks for all that he brought to your lives.....
I am wondering if this doesn't break the record for number of "comments" listed for a posting.
The best to you both as you carry forward all of the love Buster has permanently knit into your lives. Chris
Chris
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2011-05-09 21:51
I am so sorry....
Yon
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2011-05-09 21:51
My deepest sympathy to both you guys upon Buster's passing. Our little guy is 14.5 years old and has dementia, and the meds are gradually becoming less effective, so we hear the clock ticking loudly. Buster was lucky to be in a family where he was so well loved. May your sadness fade with the help of lots and lots of wonderful memories.
gm
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2011-05-09 21:51
Deepest sympathies on your loss. I lost my beloved Jack Russell 3 months ago and don't have the heart to replace him.
Edward
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2011-05-09 21:51
Very sorry for the loss of your Buster - I hope everyone's comments bring you both some comfort.
Greg
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2011-05-09 21:51
I am crying as I am typing this because I am being reminded of the passing away of my own pet last year. I am very sorry for your loss. Losing someone you love is painful, but indeed, it better to have loved and lost than to have never love at all. Take comfort in knowing that Buster is in a place where is happy and healthy.
Brandon
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2011-05-09 21:51
AS with many who've spoken before me, and those who've not, my deepest condolences. FOr anyone who's lost that special friend and companion, it does get better, and the memories never fade. My first was Ch. Quivera's Shadow Dancemaster, aka Disco. It's been 13 1/2 years now since he passed and not a day goes by that I don't speak of him. Nowadays, Precious and Joey "Tribiani", my special needs - cause he always needs special attention and don't touch his hair! - remind me how unflinching love can be. For your work and efforts, with and without a canine friend - for just a wee bit, perhaps - we all wish you lots of love and good wishes this holiday season. Woof!
PeterV
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2011-05-09 21:51
I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. My partner and I would be completly devestated by the loss of either of our two boys. My deepest sympathies go out to you. Troy & Martin
Troy
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2011-05-09 21:51
Rob -
I had to put two dogs down this year - one in January and one in November.
It is never easy, and you will always remember them and miss them very much.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Scott
Scott
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2011-05-09 21:51
It is at times like this when u know who are really your friends and care for you. I was really touched by all the condolences showered on you by so many 'bent' fans! This goes to show that you have won over so many hearts with this site which gives us what we actually yearn for: Masculine beauty. Keep up the good work! But only if and when u have the time for it. Pl. do not b pressurised to give us a slap everyday! Take care! Also I'm very sorry about your loss! I'm sure Buster lived a happy life by your side!
Sorry for missing a Slap or two lately, but I've had more than the usual amount of crap interfering with my life lately and I just haven't been able to muster the energy to post a Slap. But I hate leaving the day "Slapless", so I scrounged up a few pics from my drive that have been gathering magnetic dust for a while.
How Absolutely YUMMY!!! This sure warmed up the 12 degree morning today.
fareva
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2011-05-09 21:51
Looks a little more like Quiche Lorraine. Then, there's the Red Devil - my God "Don't try this at home"........ On the other hand, leave off the warning label as you say and watch what happens.
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I met him in person at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater here in NYC. He's just as hot in person, and he has a wonderful personality. To say the least, he sky-rocketed to the top of my list. http://www.myspace.com/michaelcarbonaro
Baltoguy has been after me for a while to Slap today's honoree (is being Slapped really an honor? Hmmm... Anyway.) Dave Lieberman:
Another begging request for you to slap Anderson Cooper and Dave Lieberman...please work your magic.
Well, Baltoguy really is too kind. But how can I resist? I mean, Dave really is quite cute. I mean, he really goes to the heart of adorkable, doesn't he? And you can see him on The Food Network on Good Deal with Dave Lieberman. I confess to never having seen it, but if he'll do more beach barbecues with his shirt off, I promise to watch!
Attractive in a real-guy way. Reminds me somewhat of Helo from BSG. Definitely BF material.
Tris
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2011-05-09 21:51
tnx! i meant to google him after catching a segment of his show when i was flippin channels, but i never got around it. i then saw him once more w/ his Butter tv ad... he looks so much like my HS teacher which i didnt mind doin detentions with, i served a few...
drm
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2011-05-09 21:51
OH, and by the way, Dave is totally adorable (or appropriately stated, "adorkable"), but who is the hot guy in the black t-shirt? If they're boyfriends, I want to watch.
Tim
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2011-05-09 21:51
Omigod, I'm so embarrassed now. Who wants my crown?
Princess Superstar
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Totally hot! He fills out those jeans nicely - in the right spot too.
Kevin #2
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2011-05-09 21:51
Truly scrumptious (and packagey)! Now what the living 'ell is a "Tanning Butler"?
Princess Superstar
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2011-05-09 21:51
Dave looks like he might be "family". Anyone know for a fact?
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
Plenty adorable, but I'll take the Tanning Butler.
JK
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2011-05-09 21:51
G-d! I love Jewish boys!
Myackie
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2011-05-09 21:51
Princess Superstar, of all people, I would think someone named Princess Superstar would be aquainted with the Tanning Butler. Well-traveled royalty and superstars should immediately recognize that the picture by the pool was taken at the Ritz Carlton South Beach. There is one bit of evidence that establishes this location, and that is the fact that there is a Tanning Butler in the Picture. That hotel provides a pool-side Tanning Butler as a unique signature service to its guests. The Tanning Bulter walks around the pool squiting the joyful guests with his "tanning lotion" and rubbing it into their hot, glistening bodies. OK, I am having a bit of fun with my description, but it is completely true. I've seen him myself, but since I was just a measly peasant walking to the bar and not a guest tanning by the pool (alas, I am neither royalty nor a superstar), I did not have the pleasure of his hands caressing my body.
OK, I've said this before, but I really think that November 2007 will stand out as one of the better months of Slap victims. There was Andrew Walker, Fernando Sippel, the inimitable Michael Churchill (whose win seems nearly a foregone conclusion), Andrew St. John, Vinicius Naval... I could go on. There was also Ben Bostrom, Jason Bennett, Richard Massey. How the hell do you choose among these amazing looking guys?
I will disclose this much about my voting - as fabulous as he is, I'm not voting for Michael Churchill. Perhaps I want to vote for an "underdog". Maybe he doesn't smile enough? I dunno. Still, no vote for MC. So what do you think?
I was really hoping nameless, hairy guy (who may have a name) would be up here, but can't have everything I guess.
Kevin #2
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2011-05-09 21:51
Fernando all the way baby!
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
This is so hard (literally). Churchill, Naval and Lehmkuhl - can't I have all three?
gm
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2011-05-09 21:51
Difficult, very difficult. Churchill, Sippel, and Naval -- each is completely hot but in different ways.
Edward
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2011-05-09 21:51
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i'd EASILY pick calvin goldspink cos he looks A LOT like a guy friend of mine; just as hot AND cute. 2 bad, he's got a girlfriend already.
hynyf
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2011-05-09 21:51
WOW! One of the most difficult choices EVER! How to decide between Fernando, Michael, Vinicius, and even Andrew Walker or AJ Hammer??????????
Steven
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2011-05-09 21:51
If you had just one picture of Andrew St. John nude, and he had anywhere close to a 7" dick, I'm sure he would win hands down.
Glenn
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2011-05-09 21:51
It's absolutely unbelievable that with such an embarrassment of riches to choose from that Lee Pace is in 3rd place.
Chris A
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2011-05-09 21:51
are Andrew St John and Calvin Goldspink twins of different parents! You couldn't have picked a better pair of pics if you tried :-)
gad1n10
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2011-05-09 21:51
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
More Idiocy
As a follow up to the terrifying video of Kellie Pickler's knowledge of geography, I offer the following video, sent in response to Steve's original e-mail of Kellie:
I confess that I take great comfort in this. Not for the reasons you might think - I wish no ill on the French. Just that it confirms my world view - that people everywhere, not just in America, are by and large morons. And we're really no dumber than anyone else.
How f*ckin' stupid can people be?!?!? To be stupid is one thing, but this is unreal. I can't believe more people in the audience thought it was the wrong answer, than the right one. Goes to show the French will not only surrender at the hint of a fight, but they are complete morons as well.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
LOL - though, at its core, it is sad, not funny. As I replied to my friend, when she sent this "Thank God for the stupid people because they make teh rest of us look 'more better'" :-)
Steve
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2011-05-09 21:51
Oh, c'mon. This can't be for real. Just because it's on You Tube doesn't make it legit. I think the joke's on you for believing this could be true.
marko
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2011-05-09 21:51
Oh, and PS. . .graviter in French means "to gravitate" not "to rotate."
marko
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Having been on Millionaire myself I can attest to just how intense the pressure is once you are in the hot seat. This version being in euro’s it’s hard to tell just how far he got, but by leaving with some money it seems he must have gotten between 5 and 10 questions correct, which is a similar level to where I lost. At least my question was one that there was no way in hell I’d know.
Bill in Denver
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2011-05-09 21:51
I have to wonder if a majority of the audience didn't throw the wrong answer to the guy because he was so stupid. THAT would be very French.
dcdrew
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2011-05-09 21:51
Harghh! It's totaly hilarious but I feel very sad about it. I'm born French but I left France 20 years ago since I felt it was sliding into decadence. If the Western world is to decay totaly, one should as well enjoy it in North America, I thought. I can't believe how the French have become as ignorant as your average Amrerican fellow. They always watch stupid TV, and the schools now deliver worthless diplomas to anyone breathing as they always did in the USA...I laughed my head of when 56% of the audience came up with the Sun gravitating around Earth, no wonder why 53% of the French did vote for Sarkozy! They are the same moronic TV watchers...
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
About the first comment. I know the american cliche about he French not fighting. Ask the Germans, who got ravaged by France many times from the 16th to the 20th century, what they think about it. It's true the French army got totaly wrecked and disorganized in 1940: the Germans went through the French and British army easily this last time. But remember among other facts: more than 1,400,000 dead french soldiers from 1914 to 1918 - from bullets not malaria huh??? you guys came in quite late in 1917 to help with the victory: Wilson had to be coerced to manipulate and drive you into the fight (by the U.K. among others) and Germany and the Austrian-Hungarian Empire were already crumbling from the inside at that point. Say Wikipedia: ''When a German U-boat sank the British liner Lusitania in 1915, with 128 Americans aboard, the U.S. President Woodrow Wilson vowed that "America was too proud to fight" and demanded an end to attacks on passenger ships. Germany complied. Wilson unsuccessfully tried to mediate a settlement........'' To Proud to fight, Wow, and he got reelected in 1916 for refusing to fight
Another quickie tonight - I'm still in shock from the $27 per day fitness center fee at Mandalay Bay. I guess if you're in one of these hotels - and not on the casino floor - you will be paying a fee.
Anyway, today's victim is Adam Campbell, lately of Epic Movie. He's pretty damn cute, I think.
Oh. And voting for November - so Michael Churchill can be properly anointed as Slap of the Month - will start tomorrow.
A serious misstep. Not hot. Not even cute. Just ...there. Bleh.
Mark
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2011-05-09 21:51
i'll have to pass on this one too...
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
Please God, oh please, slap Javier Bardem - I know his hair is a little bizarre in "No Country for Old Men" but he just oozes sex. Good skin pics from his older work too like "Jamon Jamon."
G
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2011-05-09 21:51
geez....tough crowd
robert
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I think that a far shorter haircut might improve his appreance. I'm not saying it's going to make him gorgeous, but it would be an improvement.
orangellama
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2011-05-09 21:51
Absolutely adorable, cute in an innocent way.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Absolutely adorable and cute in an innocent way. What a sweetie!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
That is understandable that cash makes us independent. But how to act when someone has no money? The one way is to get the loans and just sba loan.
CamachoJOSEPHINE29
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2011-05-09 21:51
Something honest and warm-hearted about him ... and he has a physique like mine so he must be a good fuck!
(another) Mark
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2011-05-09 21:51
Shudder, shudder, shudder.... Nope. Not even close. He might look better with a shirt and a coat and a mask and a cap - maybe a snowmobile suit for good measure.
Kevin #2
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2011-05-09 21:51
Pass. Not even cute. Big oops on this one.
Rock
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2011-05-09 21:51
Nice body but please put a bag over his head.
vgerOH
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2011-05-09 21:51
Looks like the son of David Spade and David Hyde Pierce. DD
DD
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2011-05-09 21:51
Sort of a less creepy David Spade.
Bill
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2011-05-09 21:51
I disagree, he is not by any means A J Feeley, but a hair cut and some better dressing habits and he would be do-able.
Larry
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2011-05-09 21:51
definitely a David Spade younger, slightly cuter brother look; but not slap-worthy.
sjguy
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yummy! I like this kind of long-haired men... Well, it's true that he is too skiny. Can you post more slaps of hunky long-haired men?
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Extremely cute!!! I'd do him in a heartbeat!!!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Can Anyone Really be this Stupid?
Steve sent this along:
She certainly does a good job of playing stupid, anyway. At least she's fun.
Warning!!! Over bleaching may destroy brain cells. This video gives me the chance to use my new favorite word: "celebretard". Not to be too harsh, but the girl is dumber than Anna Nichole's corpse!
Dave83201
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2011-05-09 21:51
Who the hell is she? He asked, feeling smugly superior about the Canadian public education system.
gm
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2011-05-09 21:51
well you Americans are not renowned for your geography knowledge :)
Chris A
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2011-05-09 21:51
I agree that this chick is very dumb.......but it's incredibly ironic that two of the people on here calling her dumb couldn't spell the names of the celebrities they were namechecking correctly. People in glass houses, boys! Those names are correctly spelled: Anna Nicole (Smith) and Lindsay Lohan.
I see three E's, and I would love to have them all.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
I am partial to the B
Larry
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Buying a E works, there's 3 of them.
yvespaul
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2011-05-09 21:51
Holy Crap! That's my school. I was only about 100 yards from those guys.
Kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
ahhh...those Ole Miss boys
Bludog
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2011-05-09 21:51
While I don't know Mr. E (but working on it), I do know Mr. B and I am pretty sure I've seen WE around campus. People joke about Ole Miss having the hottest women, but let me assure you the men are just as hot.
Kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
While E of WE is mad hot, he also knows, very obviously, that his photo is being taken. He's hot, but I like a bit of modesty as well... is that wrong?
bent fan 2
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2011-05-09 21:51
This gentleman prefers the dark haired specimens, and there must be something to say for "less is more" when it comes to public displays of one's undergarments. This may be their college days, but I do hope they'll grow up a bit when they matriculate. BTW, there are probably 4 E's, but only if you've been educated outside of AZ.
PeterV
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2011-05-09 21:51
Never mind the E and the W, what about the blue guy?! :D
In the words of Tobias Fünke, "I blue myself".
Niall
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2011-05-09 21:51
B, then W, then the hidden guy at the end, then E2 & 3. The hunk behind W isn't bad either.
I'm going to have to do a quickie with today's Slap. (Don't I wish... ) But I will have to make this short. I'm traveling a lot again lately, on top of about 1,000 other things, but I wanted to get these pics up because Edilson Nascimento is so damn fine - and we have SEV40 to thank for this lovely suggestion!
oh.... my.... god.... while there's something to be said for pictures of hot boys that arent meant to be about their hotness, a good photo shoot with a ridiculously hot guy is always a good thing ;-)
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
so yummy I could spread him on a cracker and eat him up! ;-)
Jeff
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2011-05-09 21:51
Bueno!
Eric W
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2011-05-09 21:51
Is it time to vote for Michael Churchill yet??
MC
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2011-05-09 21:51
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hmm... edilson's quite cute... so hawt a smile i melt & get a boner... haha! DEFINITELY worth fantasising abt... hehe... :) ;) :P
hynyf
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2011-05-09 21:51
Hmmm, tastes like chicken.
Ted B. (Charging Rhino)
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2011-05-09 21:51
World Class Derrière.
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
Thats a whole lot of yum....
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
Now THAT is a gorgeous lad with a beautiful body and a firm bananna. Everything a discerning man could want.
fareva
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2011-05-09 21:51
Ok...that was ridiculous. Totally made my day. Wow.
JK
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2011-05-09 21:51
Pele of world Soccer fame used a pseudonym.
His real name is Edson Arantes do Nacimento.
Curiously close to the dark haired angel shown above
Grendel
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2011-05-09 21:51
Cute Hispanic twink but not much in the package. He should have stuck the banana in his shorts before the shower shot.
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
He looks like Neve Campbell !! Still cute!
Phil
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2011-05-09 21:51
Hot, young, gorgeous! It is guys like this that make me feel like a lecherous old man. But what the hell, I'd love to do him!
sjguy
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2011-05-09 21:51
Spectacular!!! Breathtaking, mouth-watering sensuality. And those lips... What a man!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
MIND-BLOWING! TOTALLY FRESH & EDIBLE! LUV THIS GUY!
shp
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2011-05-09 21:51
The guy is spectacular, hot and very photogenic! I'm sure he's a grower! What a way to start the month with a bang! Who'd not want to fall in love with this angel-like boyish man?
shp
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2011-05-09 21:51
"Thanks for showing "gay" can be sexy, funny, intelligent, and fun without being obscene."
-- Bob
"Thank you for this wonderful, smutty site."
-- Ben
"You are the messiah that brings lights into the dark watches of the human night!"
-- Jalal
"You'll get whatever marvellous there is in a world to come just by offering us these paradise visions..."
-- RIC
"...you are a true humanitarian."
-- Rich
"It's good to be Bent!"
-- Dave
"Smooth, blond boys? Is that REALLY a new theme for this site???"
-- anonymous
"You are doing God's work..."
-- jt
"WOW...FUCKEN...SWEAT'N site!"
-- Ron
"The daily slap raises my heart rate more the my morning coffee."
-- Kevin
And Slapping should return more or less to normal.
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) But I will have to make this short. I'm traveling a lot again lately, on top of about 1,000 other things, but I wanted to get these pics up because 