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Slap! - A. J. Feeley
Speaking to Jonny last night, he pointed out that I really needed to Slap the quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles, A. J. Feeley.

And since it's still football season , I thought it was a pretty good idea. And, of course, there's the fact that A. J. is fucking smoking hot. I wish I could have found some better skin shots - that is, without the chicks - but at least we did get some shirtless pics.



More A. J. Feeley

Update 11/30/2007: OK. The nothing problem is fixed. I made a HUGE fuck up this evening , but it appears to be (mostly) fixed. If you notice anything else weird, please e-mail me.

Update 2: OK. Now it's really fixed. Not sure how that happened, but it appears to be OK now.


Comments
I hit the "more A J Feeley" link and got nothing. With this crazy assed computer and server, it is probably on this side, but just wanted to make sure.
KCChieffan | 2011-05-09 21:51

..same problem here: Nothing
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nothing
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Either he's a tall skinny white guy or the problem isn't fixed.
OR
He's so smoking hot he looks just like a cigarette!
Scot | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Reality Check


Reality Check.

Bamberama is Back!
Even if only briefly.

When was the last time I Slapped Jamie? Looks like it was just a few months ago, but Jim wrote to share a YouTube video of Jamie in a Glaad public service message:



Gosh, he looks good. I should also mention that he was recently in Battlestar Galactica: Razor. I have it taped, and I really need to watch it.

Oh and there's one more Glaad ad here.


Comments
Umm... that would be Eric Mabius from Ugly Betty...

:)
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Jamie's in there, too...take a closer second look. The second Glaad ad is worth a look, too. These are great.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh, WATCH Razor...you're gonna love it, it's great...AND a big surprise (well, maybe not SO big) about Adm. Cain.
mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

Jamie is the first one who comes up speaking all British-like
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Those Wacky Ex-Gays
Via Towleroad comes this report on The ManKind Project's New Warrior Training Adventure.

According to one report, the program includes odd practices, such as:

* Blindfolded walking tours in the nude

* People blowing sage smoke in his face while 50 or so naked men danced around candles

* Men sitting in a circle discussing their sexual histories while passing a wooden dildo called "The Cock"

* Naked men beating cooked chickens with a hammer

Hmmm. Sounds very butch to me.

But what caught my eye was this:
Ex-gay activist Chad Thompson is a prime example of the absurd measures some individuals will go through to feel "man enough." He once wrote of working at a summer wilderness camp in Colorado to "affirm his masculinity." This apparently included climbing a mountaintop in "a massive lightening storm."
Apparently, these programs, in addition to removing your homosexuality, also remove your brain.

But I guess that's not surprising.


Comments
Sage smoke eh?
somehow I doubt that tripping balls will make anyone less gay. More confused, yes, straight, doubtful.
anon | 2011-05-09 21:51


The Joker!
Steve was kind enough to send along a link to a very creepy looking picture of Heath Ledger as The Joker in the upcoming Dark Knight.



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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

Can someone pleeeeeze tell me what is hot about semi-homely, blob-boddied Kieth Ledger other than that he did a gay movie? I would not look twice at him on the street.
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

That's the new Joker? Whoahahhahahahah!!
Perhaps the actual performance will redefine the character, but I count Jack Nicholson's as the definitive Joker...even though I wasn't totally-sold on the facial-scar/smile makeup design. It was how he carried himself and threw himself into the madness.
Ted B. (Charging Rhino) | 2011-05-09 21:51

Heath certainly doesn't "do it" for me in that manner (I'd take Chris Evans or Ryan Reynolds anyday), but I love that he and the movie makers are trying to take the Joker beyond Jack Nicholson's cool but campy bad guy and create a truly horrifying monstrous evil villain. However, if it's beefcake you're looking for in the newer Batman movies, Christian Bale is oh-so-yummy, and now Aaron Eckhart (also a hottie!) will also be in "The Dark Knight" as Harvey Dent - the good guy who becomes the villain Two-Face. At least for me, the countdown begins...
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51


What's In Your Computer?
Are you still using Internet Explorer? Please read this and then stop! Apparently, the latest thing is that malware sites are at the very top of Google search results for lots of search terms.

Personally, I use Opera. Is it attack-proof? Alas, no. But so few people use it there are far fewer attacks developed against Opera, so as a practical matter, it's much safer than IE, or even Firefox. But even if you're reluctant to use Opera, please switch to Firefox, or at the very least, make sure your IE security settings are tight.

In the attack described above, you'd have to visit a malware site to be infected, but in case you missed it - that's no longer a requirement. These fuckheads have now figured out how to write the code for the banner ads you see so that simply by surfing to your favorite sites you can be infected.

Play safe out there!


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Get a Mac! Safari is great and Firefox is available.

Firefox is also preety safe, I don't know anyone who has been bitten using firefox.
brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've used Opera for many years and much prefer it over Firefox. It has more useful features and is more configurable. What I love best is that it can be set to start right where you left off after closing it (or on the rare occasions it crashes), so when I start it up tomorrow all my tabs will be there (including Bent!) and will look exactly as they do when I close Opera tonight.
Toy | 2011-05-09 21:51

I have used Opera for four years and would never go back to IE. I switched for improved security.

Outlook Express and Outlook are both said to be attractive and vulnerable targets for hackers. Eudora is a good alternative and it's free these days. The only downside that I've found is that one has to stick to plain text in basic mail but one can attach Word documents when bold face, italics, etc. are needed.

Hal
Hal | 2011-05-09 21:51

get a mac? really? i have to use one of those pieces of sh#t at work every day. so, if
matt | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Brandon Stokley
Wyocwby wrote to ask that I Slap today's victim, Denver Bronco Brandon Stokley:
I love you site! How about a slap for Denver Broncos Wide Receiver Brandon Stokley? The more I see of him at home games the more I'm feelin' the love!
You know, some of his pics look rather dork-tastic, but the skin pic after the jump makes up for anything.



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OMG....definitely dorky but WOW how hot is that chest!!!
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh shit.....I'm so happy you did this slap...I've been obsessed with Brandon for years now and was greatly disappointed that he ended up with the Broncos...he looked so good in a Colts uniform....thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!
killmenow | 2011-05-09 21:51

Not a dork at all. Nice chest and he doesn't shave it. I believe we have a real man here. Refreshing.
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

I went to college with him....I'll tell you - this boy has ass for days. He was a major distraction in class! HOT!
Matt | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - A.J. Hammer
Once again someone has found a glaring omission in my Slap history, and once again it's someone I was sure I'd Slapped. I could even see the pictures in my head. But James was right, today is the first Slap of A.J. Hammer. You know A.J. - he's the host of Showbiz Tonight.

I'm proud to confess that while I can't say I've never watched Showbiz Tonight, it's very rare. My husband, on the other hand...



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Despite the hairless chest, I could play with him. Nice.
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

wow I had no idea what delights were lurking under his suits. thanks for the great slap.
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

YUM, YUM, a thousand times YUM
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

OMG....love it!!! I got to see him in his tighty-whiteys back in 97 at Rock Fest in Dallas when he was changing for his VH1 report and it was soooo nice. He's still super hot!
killmenow | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Mario Ancic
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Ankush to 23 year old Croatian tennis player Mario Ancic. I have to confess that there are some good pics of Mario out there, but a couple of them don't look so good.

He hasn't done a lot on the court, but he looks pretty cute doing it. And it seems like he's helped his team to some good Davis Cup wins, which is always a bonus.



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I had a dream to make my firm, however I did not earn enough of money to do that. Thank God my friend said to take the lowest-rate-loans.com. Thus I received the short term loan and realized my old dream.
FAYEBlackwell23 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Superb! 100% dedication. Love the last shot.
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

mario ancic is coming from my country (croatia)......i dont like him very musch but i love Chad Michael Murray
bent_fan | 2011-05-09 21:51

For all the swinging, bending, twisting and flailing-out mens' tennins players do, they oddly don't seem to develop much in the way of pecs, lats or abs compared to swimmers. ...Or even a killer set of butt-checks. I guess just like with soccer players it's fast-twitch muscles for speed vs. slow-twitch muscles that provide bulk and strength for endurance athletes.
Ted B. (Charging Rhino) | 2011-05-09 21:51


Random hottie! - Jesse Spencer


Researching today's Slap, I came across this hot picture of former Slap Jesse Spencer. Yum.


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This guy is cute AND hot! He's not the reason I started watching "House," but he's most definitely a welcome presence on the show.
Danny | 2011-05-09 21:51

This is from a movie called Swimming Upstream where he and his brother deal with an alcoholic father. Jesse's character is weakest according to his father, but, as one would imagine, ends up victorious to a degree. Its a great movie regardless of the amazing eye candy throughout.
bent fan 2 | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Justin Bartha
Today's Slap goes out to actor Justin Bartha, who I saw recently in Failure to Launch. I hadn't really intended to watch it, but I was stuck in an airline seat for a while, if I remember correctly, and it was better than the alternatives.

You remember Failure - it was the one where Matthew McConaughey wouldn't move out of his parents' house. Well, Justin and the extremely cute (cutest in the movie, IMHO) Bradley Cooper were his non-moving-out buddies.

Justin's also been in National Treasure, and he's in the upcoming sequel to that movie. And various other things.

But back to Bradley Cooper - did I mention how hot he is??



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Random hottie!
Not sure where this came from, but since I don't have time for a full Slap tonight, I thought I'd post it:





Have I posted him before?


Comments
he looks like Jamie B!
Fritz | 2011-05-09 21:51

Of course its Jamie, the hotness oozies from him! I mean those eyes, those lips, that chest! Yuummm!
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

He looks like Jamie but definitely isn't... too young, and younger Jamie never had any pictures like this.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

I wish it WAS Jamie, but the ears are different (and how anal am I for checking into it that far?).
jemmytee | 2011-05-09 21:51

Who's Surprised?
Dvorak Uncensored has a link to Conservapedia, which bills itself as "The Trustworthy Encyclopedia". And on their site, they're kind enough to list their most popular pages.

? Main Page [1,901,062]
? Homosexuality [1,535,767]
? Homosexuality and Hepatitis [516,505]
? Homosexuality and Promiscuity [419,068]
? Homosexuality and Parasites [387,769]
? Homosexuality and Domestic Violence [348,692]
? Gay Bowel Syndrome [339,701]
? Homosexuality and Gonorrhea [330,090]
? Homosexuality and Mental Health [273,598]
? Homosexuality and Syphilis [264,043]

I'm thinking that I need to set up homopedia.com with an entry called "sex obsessed bigots".


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conservpedia has the beginings of a cult.... in my opinion
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hepatitis - got my shots; Promiscuity - I should be so lucky, can't seem to give it away; Parasites - kicked my inlaws out; domestic violence - the neighbors misunderstood the screams; gay bowel syndrome - quit eating at Taco Bell and then having sex; Gonorrhea - isn't that Godzilla's cousin? Mental Health - probably the same people worried about all the rest of the topics; Syphillis - I know this one, he's the Greek God of sexuality.
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

Isn't there a pill we can give these people to turn them into squirrels or rocks or something?
Kevin #2 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hey Kyle,
Thought that was pretty funny, your comments. Have one question: if you're having trouble giving it away (promiscuity comment), can I have it?
muzacguy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Skull and Bones
Paul wrote with information on a new film coming out soon (already out?) called Skull & Bones. As I type this I'm waiting for the trailer to finish loading (damn slow connection!), but the few seconds that I did see scream "camp".

Now that I've watched most of the trailer, I have to agree with New York audiences:
Audience members at private New York screenings have described the film as "twisted," "disturbing," and "subversive," but also "hilarious" and "hot."
Yep. At least twisted.

But there appears to be some fetching eye candy:



Sounds like fun - I'm going to have to find a copy...

Update 11/26/2007: I should have pointed out that it's for sale on DVD on their web site.


Slap! - Reichen Lehmkuhl
Today's Slap goes out to Reichen Lehmkuhl. I know I've Slapped him before, but Brendan was kind enough to send along some caps of Reichen from the first episode this season of Dante's Cove. According to IMDb, Reichen has at least a several-episode run, but I'm reasonably sure these caps are from the first.

He's never been my favorite gay celebrity, but with an ass like that he could certainly move to the top of the list - at least for a night!

You may remember Reichen from one of the early seasons of The Amazing Race, where he and his (now ex) partner won. I'm guessing, however, taht we'll all remember him from this season of Dante's Cove. Be sure to check out the caps of his ass after the jump!



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Comments
This guy is a total loser and disgrace to our community....good looking or not, he needs to get over himself and spare us all the horror of having to hear about him ever again
killmenow | 2011-05-09 21:51

Can this guy please move into nothingness like so many gay wannabe's before him?
he has no true talent, and the only reason he has remotely made it on the "F" list he is on, is because of Lance Bass.
Mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ding ding ding...LJ is the winner. We're over this guy, and frankly I think his look is rather boring.
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

Jesus! I'm a South African, have never heard of this guy before and innocently wanked myself off this morning to his speedo shot, and now there's this whole can of worms that's been opened because he's a bit of an opportunist. He's cute and does the job. That's pragmatic.
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random Hottie - Juan Manuel ?
Remember the random hottie from a few days ago? Well, Jim came through with another picture and - perhaps - a name: Jual Manuel.




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Yum. I want more.

Jeff | 2011-05-09 21:51

Don't mind me. I'm just going to sit here and stare .... for a week .... or two .... or three.
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Fingers Crossed!
It looks like I may be in Singapore on business in March. If so, I'm going to make a special point to enjoy this - from the inside:




Comments
Hey man!

Are you like serious? Are you really coming to Singapore in March?

Allow me to extend an advanced welcome to my country! Honestly, from a completely unbiased perspective, it's nothing much, but for some weird reasons all of my other American friends seem to like it - must be the air....
Ivan | 2011-05-09 21:51

The countdown continues...
The good folks over at Sourcebooks were kind enough to send me a couple of their George Bush Out of Office Calendars again this year. It really does make a thoughtful gift...

I'm heading to the store this week to pick up a few extra...




Comments
I too still have mine... as if we need to be reminded of W's idiocies....PUHLEASE
Have a great Turkey Day!
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Derek Hough
Today's Slap will have to be quick because I'm visiting family for the holidays. It goes out to Derek Hough who's currently dancing with Jennie Garth on Dancing with the Stars.

I don't think he's as cute as former Slap Maksim Chmerkovskiy, but he looked quite tasty with his tux shirt coming off, so I just couldn't resist.



More Derek Hough

Thanks to Dreamcaps for most of the pics!


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don't know if i'd rather date women again, but this one is a definite "eh..."
matt | 2011-05-09 21:51

he's hotter in video than in these pics.
Dan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hmmmmmmm...

Posted a comment earlier and it's gone. Odd. Anyway, nothin' to see here. I'm going back to nameless, hairy guy down the page.
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

The photos don't look at all like him. Derek was certainly very attractive on the show, maybe because he has a charming lively personality! I'll take him.
Leo Lemmer | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random hottie!


Brandon wrote to share a site with lots of very hot pictures - the site for N2NBodywear. Hot indeed. And the fellow you see above caught my eye, so I thought I'd share.

Actually, he looks familiar, and it seems like I've Slapped him before, but I just don't remember. Does anyone recognize him?

And if memory serves, I got some pics of long ago Slap Brent van Zant from this very site. Enjoy!

Update 11/19/2007: As Dustin pointed out, this is one of SeanCody's models, Harry. And Mike reports that his real name is Scott Andreasen. I can't verify that, but he sounds like he knows what he's talking about.


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There's a lot to appreciate on the N2N site. A great start for Thanksgiving week. My mouth is already starting to water!
James | 2011-05-09 21:51

Too bad they all have that hairless thing going on. Such a turnoff.
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

So smooth and sexy; such a turn on!
fareva | 2011-05-09 21:51

His real name is Scott Andreasen.
Mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Noah Wyle
MC wrote recently to point out that I'd never Slapped Noah Wyle. I really thought I had, but a search turned up nothing, so as usual, I'm confused.

I'm sure (most of) you recognize Noah as Dr. John Carter from ER. He was the reason I watched the show as long as I did. Well, OK, there was George Clooney too.

I also remember Noah from an appealing, if small, role in A Few Good Men. And from playing good (evil?) Steve Jobs in the good-versus-evil TV production Pirates of Silicon Valley. Oh yeah. He was on Sesame Street for an episode too...



More Noah Wyle


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I've always had the hots for Dr. Carter. He always seemed like the sorta-goofy doctor who would give you a boner during a physical.
jordanboston | 2011-05-09 21:51

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Even Noah's Willy couldn't have kept me awake through this one.
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

What?! He's adorable!
Thanks, Rob!
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

OH DEFINETLY - in less than a new york minute
Danny | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random hottie - James ?


I remember seeing this fellow recently - I can't remember where. But Cris was kind enough to send along a link to Just Us Boys - they have the "full" story.


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simply beautiful...
just me | 2011-05-09 21:51

simply beautiful...
just me | 2011-05-09 21:51

I saw him in the July PDF issue of Playgirl but couldn't find more of him on the net... Very Sexy Guy...
SEV40 | 2011-05-09 21:51

you should definately slap him, he is nice, very easy on the eyes
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Ben Bostrom
I watched an MTV special on former Slap Nicky Hayden last night - he's such a delicious piece of red neck meat - and was reminded that I'd recently run across today's Slap, Ben Bostrom on Tottyland. I got a few of the pics from there, with some assistance from Scott-o-Rama.

Anyway, yum yum yum. And much like Jason Bennett, he plays right into my motorcycle guy fantasy. Oy.

I really can't tell you much about Ben - other than that he appears to ride for Ducati. Well, actually, according to Wikipedia, he did ride for Ducati - now he's riding for someone else. Yamaha? (Honestly, I just read it but the wine I had for dinner, combined with my travel fatigue is screwing me up. And I'm too lazy to look again. )

And doesn't he have a nice little bit of fur on his chest? It looks like he may be grooming a bit, which is a shame - he has a nearly perfect amount of fur.



More Ben Bostrom


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the link to Ben's pics is non-functional
Dan | 2011-05-09 21:51

just as there is no need to improve on perfection by circumcising our boys, also there is no need to disfigure the perfect bodies with tatoos.
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Gorgeous Slap. Another great Slap would be his brother, Eric. Both of them do the motorcycle thing and he's equally hot.
Jon | 2011-05-09 21:51

A hairy chest and no stinking tattoos! Fantastic!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Random hottie!
OK, I'm shameless, but Jeff sent along a picture to this hottie, wondering who he is:



And I confess, I'm wondering too. Any ideas?


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OMG!! If you find a name and a few more pics that's slap-o-the-month material for sure. Now why didn't that camera go just a bit lower? That's not right - not right at all.
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

LET THE DROOLING COMMENCE!!! Definitely Slap-o-the-month material.
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

Whoa Daddy-- I just got wet.
Toy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh My!!!!
When you find out who he is...send him to my email address!!!
aussi' | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Lee Pace
Today's Slap goes out to Pushing Daisies star Lee Pace. Chris wrote about Lee:
I saw a commercial for Pushing Daisies episode last night and it looked as if they were going to show Lee PAce shirtless. I got into ANTM and forghot to switch it over to see him w/o the shirt.
As I mentioned, I think Lee is absolutely hot. I haven't seen the episode that Chris was referring to specifically, but when I watch it on ABC.com I'll be sure to post screencaps if I see anything interesting.

By the way, the nude (I wish I could see something...) pictures of Lee after the jump are from Infamous.



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He has a softness and a presence I would not call butch but it is refreshing anyway. One of the best actors and pushing daisies is quirky as it is complex. The writing is some of the best i have ever heard. His character is so gripping, he cant touch the two things he loves most in the world. What a paradox coming from the guy from soldiers girl. I am like wow he is good!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is certainly MY pieman!!!!
isoron | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is adorable: check him out on the show "Wonderfalls" that's now out on DVD. Great, funny show, great cast.
Lee's on it as the brother of the main character: another Canadian actor, Tyron Leitso, is also very adorable as well.
muzacguy | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Vinicius Naval
I've gotten a couple of requests for Vinicius Naval lately - first from Jim, in a batch of many hot guys, including the recent Fernando Sippel. And when John saw Fernando, he wrote in with this:
Oh by the way, I think if you slap anyone from terra, you should slap Vinicius Naval.
Indeed. So far, I think Vinicius is the hottest guy of November. Maybe of the entire year. Yes, Michael Churchill is fabulous, but I really think Vinicius has him beat.

Honestly, I should have held Vinicius until December, to inject a little hotness over there, but what the hell - let's get him in.



More Vinicius Naval

And thanks to The Boy for bringing us all of these lovelies.


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Let me be the first to say...I mean really what's to say...this man is perfectly beautiful...wow! If you're thinking that he has a small penis, we don't need to hear it. Keep your small comments in your small mind.
squeaky | 2011-05-09 21:51

Vinicius is hot, no argument. But I have a weakness for blondes so I'm still voting for Michael as Slap-of-the-month.

"Have MC stripped and brought to my tent. Better yet, bring both of them to my tent. I'll peel them myself...."
Ted B. (Charging Rhino) | 2011-05-09 21:51

Very nice pick... and, as all models in The Boy, he's Brazilian.
Bernardo | 2011-05-09 21:51

But, Ted B., I hardly know you! Although, does that matter?
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jason Bennett
Since I'm traveling right now - and I'm at a conference, so it's hard to find free time - I'm taking the easy way out and Slapping another of the guys from Last One Standing. Today's victim is Jason Bennett, who is a BMX Racer. Sounds hot. I've got this recurring fantasy about a hot guy, full leathers and a motorcycle. But that's a story for another day.

So again, thanks to Redranger for the tip about this show, and to Dreamcaps for the pictures.



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The series has been really enjoyable. I think that I am going to stick with Richard as the best looking so far. Jason is nice, especially the pisture of him in the water.
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

I have no idea what this show is, but this guy is lip-smacking - especially in the pics after his time in the jungle/bush/campsite/wherever the hell it is has roughed him up a bit. Yummy.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Rajko Radovic
Following up on yesterday's Slap of a Last One Standing guy, I thought that since I had him ready, I'd go ahead and Slap Rajko Radovic. Redranger1870 apparently likes Rajko the best, but I think I lean toward Richard or Jason (who you'll probably see tomorrow).

Anyway, as you can see Rajko is a "fitness guru". Hmmm. I think I'm gonna leave that one alone.



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nah... a little too scruffy for me. look a bit dirty & not in a good way.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love how there all supposed to be proper hard blokes living in the desert or something, yet have all found time to shave their chests - hilarious!
Mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

Kinda like a dopey version of totally slapworthy Peter Facinelli...
Jeff | 2011-05-09 21:51

Woodsy the Owl never looked hotter. Tell me, Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
Princess Superstar | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Richard Massey
At least I think his name is Richard Massey. And I think all of the pictures after the jump include him.

Let me explain. Redranger1870 wrote to ask that I Slap the guys from this season's TV show Last One Standing:
If you have yet to hear of this show, I am going to make your day. It recently aired on the Discovery Channel and within five seconds I was hooked.
The premise is these six guys travel around the world and learn local fighting techniques and then enter the tournaments to see how they fare. The last man standing gets something (haven't figured that out yet).

Reason it's Bent Worthy? Trust me. Four (two are kinda eh) absolutely hot gorgeous men barely clothed for an hour each week? Who can pass that up?

My personal favorite? Rajko
Well, notwithstanding Redranger's preference for Rajko, I Slapped Richard here first - because he was the first one to pop up. Nevertheless, as you'll see after the jump, this is a fabulous suggestion. And there are great pics of the other guys too, that you'll see over the coming few days. A couple of caveats: I don't know for sure that this guy is named Richard Massey - there's another Richard on the show, but he's listed as the narrator, so I'm fairly confident. The other caveat is that one of the other guys - Corey - looks vaguely like Richard, so I may accidentally have included a picture of him. Please don't yell at me.

So I'll be trying to put some of the other guys up in the next couple of days, including Rajko. I'm traveling some this week, so since I've already done the work these guys are fairly easy.

And I'm definitely gonna set this show to record. As Redranger noted, they always seem to be half naked when they're fighting. How can you go wrong?



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Thanks to Dreamcaps (I think...) for the pictures!


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I saw the first episode of this. The one most of your screen caps are from. IT was very good. But, there was one disappointment for me.

They seem to be trying to do everything in a very authentic manner.

But, they fudged it on the most important part.

It seems the local natives all wear an assless loin cloth when they do their wrestling competition. But, for some reason the "Last One Standing" studs all wore speedos instead. I was "bummed". Or, maybe not, depending on how you view the term "bummed".
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

He reminds me of prince Harry...and that ain't bad!
alan | 2011-05-09 21:51

A great choice he's a real hottie!
isoron | 2011-05-09 21:51

My absolute favourite from that show, you gotta love it, it was all men, skin and battle...

He was a real public school type, but still uber-sexy.
Nicholas | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random hottie!


Update 11/10/2007: Yes. I should have mentioned that if you know this guy, please let me know...


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Hopefully someone will un-random him so we can see more. Looks nice...
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Couldn't say for sure... might have to see a little more of him to know for sure ::wink:: ... but he looks a lot like yani gellman.
Mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Calvin Goldspink
Today's Slap is born of my research for yesterday's Slap of Andrew St. John. British actor Calvin Goldspink stars with Andrew in Life is Wild.

He's had very limited screen time other than that - in fact, all I saw on IMDb was a mention of a few episodes of I Dream.

Anyway, sorry there aren't more shirtless pics of Calvin here, but the only ones I saw were just WAAAAY too young for inclusion here. You can certainly find them if you search, but they gave me the willies. The pics after the jump, however, look quite nice. Perhaps we'll see some more skin from Calvin in upcoming episodes of Life is Wild. If it doesn't get cancelled.



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Update: Oops! Wrong link to more of Calvin. Fixed.


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Wrong link?
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

He has a better face than Andrew, IMO, and a little bit of body hair too.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

Not bad. Not bad at all. You know I find myself watching this show. I really thought it would be too family friendly and saccharin, but for some reason I don't think it's all that bad. These two guys might be part of the reason.
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

He certainly is cute but his costar Andrew (with beautiful eyes) skins in almost every episode! Plus the show is quite good - but then I am not a critic! Hey I like Chuck and Reaper too!

isoron | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Andrew St. John
Bakleeta wrote recently, to send me a few pictures of American actor Andrew St. John, saying:
Hey Mr Bent!

Ive got a couple of scrrencaps for u of Andrew St John from CW's Life Is Wild.
Notice please the respect conferred by calling me "Mr. Bent". I also want to thank Bill, for writing ages ago to request the same fellow - Bill apparently felt strongly about it:
HEY MAN I LOVE YOUR SITE. PLEASE SLAP ANDREW ST. JOHN FROM THE CW SHOW "LIFE IS WILD" HE IS A PERFECT 10. LAST NIGHT HE WAS WONDERING AROUND IN NOTHING BUT A TOWEL AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW. I'VE LOOKED FOR PICTURES OF HIM WITH LIMITED SUCCESS. TRUST ME HE IS FINE!!
Well, one thing is sure, they're both right - Andrew is fine, and I apologize for not Slapping him before now. So anyway, as mentioned, Andrew is currently, I think, starring in Life is Wild, on the CW. And he seems to have gotten his start on General Hospital. Why am I not surprised?

For those who want to see more of Andrew, he apparently isn't shy about taking off his shirt in Life is Wild. And maybe we'll get lucky and see more of him in the upcomgin movie The Caretaker.



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Based on the above boy-bandish pic, I wasn't expecting such a solid torso! Very nice.
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

Whoa!!! I so have to start watching this show!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ah thank you Rob (and you too CW formally WB) Yet another on-the- scorching-side-of-hot young actor to drool over.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

thank you for a very very good bday present! =]
sammy | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Michael Churchill
Bandwagon time! You may have seen today's victim, model Michael Churchill on a couple of other sites, like Scott-o-Rama, Tottyland, and We Love Guys (all of whom contributed, albeit unknowingly, to these lovely pictures).

I had actually seen Michael, but Steve was the one who pulled me out of my hotness-induced reverie:
it would appear that a comparitively unknown hunk has appeared on sites such as tottyland...his name is michael churchill....he is a model of 23 with a fantastic muscular torso that is covered in new young hair....i suggest you have a search for him if you dont already know him.......there a few couple of bed shots showing impressively hairy armpits and i bet he will win the title of slap of the month...
According to We Love Guys, Michael is 22 and from New Jersey. But now that I think about it, you probably don't want to hear me yammer on any more - so I'll release you to the photos.



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Slap of the month? Hell, he should be slap of the month, slap of the decade, slap of the century. WOW!!
CoreyNH | 2011-05-09 21:51

Best since Lars Stephan.
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

how soon you all forget Fernando Sippel. It hasn't even been 3 days yet. What a fickel bunch you are.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

That just made my day. Thank you.
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slapdate! - Charlie David


Kyle wrote recently to ask that I Slap Charlie David, but since I Slapped him just a few months ago, I decided just to do a Slapdate. But I thought it was especially appropriate since the new season of Dante's Cove started recently. It's season 3 and I always find the episodes entertaining - they're not Emmy-winning productions by any means, but the eye candy is always nice. Personally, I'm a fan of Gregory Michael. Apparently, all of the stars of the show are required to have 2 first names...

Anyway, as I said, season 3 just started, and I have a copy of the first episode that I need to watch. As soon as I get a look at it, I'll let you know.


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Charlie is just plain gorgeous. Gregory Michael reminds me of Mr. Potatohead, next to him.
jemmytee | 2011-05-09 21:51

BTW, check out this new website -- www.DoorQ.com -- for stories and reviews on "Dante's Cove" and Charlie David, et al.
jemmytee | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap of the Month October! - Jake Gyllenhaal
Wow! This was the most lopsided vote I can remember in quite a while, but Jake Gyllenhaal won the vote as Slap of the Month for October, and he seemed to win it going away, winding up with 28% of the vote!



And the quite fetching George Stults managed to take a convincing 2nd place.




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I completely agree with Leonard. I very happily cast my vote for Mr. Stults.
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

Borinnngggggg
Another Fan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Max Riemelt
Dale wrote recently and was scandalized that I hadn't Slapped cute young German actor Max Riemelt:
hi! u haven't done a slap on Max Riemelt yet?! I rented a movie that he was in, Napola/BeforeTheFall. he looks so doable, i mean adorable!
Indeed, Max here is rather twinktastic. Unfortunately, I can't tell you anything about any of the movies or TV shows he's been in because they're all German, as far as I can tell. But some of them look rather interesting in the pictures after the jump - and obviously Dale enjoyed Before the Fall.



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yay!
tnx for slapping my request!
yup, you're right, he's Twinktastic! mmm mmm mmm!
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

eeew!
But I'm sure he's a nice guy. maybe he'd be a nice guy to talk to on the phone.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hopefully someone made sure he is ove 18?????
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

Cute, if you like twinks. And he is 23, so legal. But still a bit young for me.
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slapdate! - Adam Levine
John sent me an note, reminding me that I hadn't shared this fabulous recent picture of former Slap Adam Levine with everyone:



I could go trick or treating with him any time.

Source


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He's looked cute to me in the past, but definitely NOT here, even if you took away the Fight Club injuries.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Eric W - you need an eye exam pronto. Adam is tres HAWT!!!!
Edison | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree. That's a terrible pic. It looks like the head of a 80 year old man on a much, much younger body. Disturbing to say the least.
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thanks for sharing but only Jackie O could wear those glasses and make them look good.
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Fernando Sippel
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Jim to Fernando Sippel. Fernando seems to be a Brazilian model of some sort. And I have to confess, he's one of the better looking of the Brazilian boys. Interestingly, I often have problems finding skin pics of the guys I Slap, but in this case I had trouble finding pictures of Fernando with his clothes on. I guess it's a nice problem to have.



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I have to agree with Jay, the joys of being Gay! Fernando is a god and probably Slap! of the month for me!
Lionel | 2011-05-09 21:51

this pics are from terra.com.br\theboy.
If you like him, you´ll find some better ones in the same site, including the one from this month.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh my god, very tasty, all I can say is.........mmmmmmmmm, direct hit.
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

God, I love being gay... How can anyone not be with blokes like that.
Jay | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Colt Brennan
Today's Slap goes out to University of Hawaii quarterback Colt Brennan. I'd never seen him before, but my husband is a football nut and was watching ESPN GameDay yesterday - and they had a nice little clip of Colt enjoying his time in Hawaii with his shirt off. Wow!

So I found a couple of pics here and there of Colt, but I was also glad to round up a YouTube video of it as well. He just looks great live...



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Normally if I don't like your slaps I just keep my mouth shut, you always do such a great job, but this time I gotta say I'm suprised you would put a registered Colorado sex offender on your site. He is a cutie but I'm sure that the young girl he raped in Boulder thought so also. Like kobe bryant, just because the charges were dropped dosen't mean he didn't do it. Sorry, but I felt like I had to say something.
Scot | 2011-05-09 21:51

Folks have to get their facts straight. The previous post said Brennan was a "registered Colorado sex offender." That is false. Brennan was accused of exposing himself and fondling a coed after a party while he attended Colorado U. He plead guilty to trespassing, but any sexual charges were dropped.

There may be more to the story that may not have come out, but in most stories that have been posted it does seem like something that started off as a mutual encounter between a drunk Brennan an the drunk girl ended with Colt, and yes, perhaps even the accuser going too far during a drunken night at a college party.

That said I do not condone any of which Brennan was accused of, but we all need to be careful when we assume an accused person is guilty and post incorrect results as if they are factual. That is extremely irresponsible.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Just because Colt Brennan did that in the past doesn't mean you have to keep looking at his personality that way. You don't have to stop liking him as a person just because of something he did in the past or even 3-4 years ago. Also how do you actually know Colt Brennan did that most websites say he was only charged for burglary and trespassing. On the news there was also 2 eyewitnesses that say the girl invited Colt to the dorm. So don't judge people on something they did in the past.

COLT BRENNAN ROCKS!!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

What a cute little guy!
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Gabriel Soto
Mike wrote to request today's Slap, saying:
Since William Levy was so popular with your readers I think you should also slap Gabriel Soto. Their bodies are fairly interchangeable.
Gabriel Soto, huh? (By the way, there are two guys named "Gabriel Soto" in IMDb, both of whom are hispanic, and neither of whom has a picture, so I had to guess as to which record to link to. Please no yelling if I got the wrong one...)

Anyway, Gabriel has done gobs and gobs of stuff in Mexico, but this one kinda jumped out at me: 50 más bellos de People en Español, Los. Wonder why?



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Any man who wears a ring on any finger other than their ring finger, and especially on their thumb, is a total tool. And we just won't comment on the hair. If you can get past that, I guess he's an attractive man.
squeaky | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow.. thanks for the hot slap! The hair and rings, BTW, are very sexy...
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

The rings don't bother me - he isn't bad to look at, I just wish he didn't feel the need to bleach the hair...it's wierd. The best pic is the one where his hair is dark.
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap of the Month - October
It was a lean month - what with my travel schedule and an absolutely inept hosting facility where my server lives. But lean or not, I thought it was pretty good. I mean, there was Sean Maher, George Stults, Dan Eisengart... I could go on, obviously. I tried to include some fur, because sometimes it gets rather smooth around here, and I think Scott Foley is an excellent example of that. Oh. And Penn Badgley. Yum. And Mitch Morris, the lovely little cutie from Another Gay Movie. OK. I've said enough...

So anyway - let's hear it! What do you think?




Stuart Townsend


Alistair Appleton


Dan Eisengart


Jake Gyllenhaal


Guy Burnet


Gethin Jones


Danny Dyer


Kevin Sacre


Sean Maher


Scott Foley


Penn Badgley


Paul Lekakis


Ian Somerhalder


Mitch Morris


Ricky Whittle


George Stults


Val Kilmer





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C'mon. No contest this month. Jake has it hands down or my name isn't Reese Witherspoon.
squeaky | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh yes! No other possibility. Jake, Jake, Jake!!! End it now.
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sorry I accidentally voted twice.
Was a little out of it yesterday. Haven't done this before...won't do it again.
Ronnie | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sorry to burst your bubble, Jake fans, but Scott Foley has it all over Jake.
Just ask Jennifer Garner.
RiC | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Bret Harrison
Today's Slap goes out to actor Bret Harrison at the request of Ron, who noted that it's very easy to find shirtless caps of Bret, especially on Dreamcaps.

Bret does seem to have a tendency to take his shirt off a lot, which I must say, really does make one a good actor. Anyway, you may remember him from the exceedingly silly The Loop, which ended up being rather entertaining. And no, not just because he took his shirt off a lot.

Lately, he's been taking his shirt off again in the new CW show Reaper. I haven't watched a single episode, so I can't tell you anything about it - does anyone know? Is it worth checking out? I have a full TV schedule this fall, but if it's a good show I could probably squeeze it in, especially since Bret is so helpful...



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I'd describe Reaper as exceedingly silly and rather entertaining. Even endearing at times.
Kevin Smith (known for the movie Clerks) has something to do with it. Premise is Bret's character's parents sold his soul to the devil before he was born - to save the father from serious illness - and on his 21st birthday, the wiseass devil shows up to put him to work for him, collecting escaped souls who are causing trouble on earth (trapping them in devil-provided objects like, this week, a snow globe). Interesting subversive twist: Bret's been aimless and working for the devil has provided him a purpose in life, and the devil is arguably a force for good, because, as he keeps emphasizing, the souls in question all deserve to be in hell. It's fun.
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thats good boyfriend material, looks wise. I could wake up to that every morning.
Brandon h | 2011-05-09 21:51

Bret is hot. I first saw him in Grounded for Life and then that short-lived series "The Loop" (Bret shirtless galore) and now in Reaper. He has that goofy look but he's sexy nonetheless.
SEV40 | 2011-05-09 21:51

ADORABLE! Just the face pics got me hard.
Jason | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Surprise, Surprise!
Civil unions fall short of marriage, NJ discovers.

Random hottie!
Sorry I've missed a few Slaps lately, but my travel schedule is interfering again. So to make up for it, enjoy this fellow:



Also, I'll be posting October's voting tomorrow.


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Perfect from the neck down.
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

Anton Antipov - internet poster boy/fitness model/ummmm not sure what else he's done.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

This is delightful Anton, indeed. He's been slapped before and is probably overdue for a second round.
Patrick | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Andrew Walker
Today's Slap goes out principally at the nagging encouragement of Mike, who originally wrote about Andrew Walker saying simply:
Having slapped Paul Walker twice I now think you should slap Andrew Walker. I have always wondered if they are related.
Well, I don't know about that, but they both clearly inherited the "hot" gene. I should also mention that Jonathan requested Andrew also, but he did so before I was copying down what people said in their requests, so I can't tell you what he said.

Anyway, some of the pictures you'll see after the jump are from Steel Toes, which someone characterized elsewhere as "Canadian History X". It looks like there was an interesting strip search scene in the movie, but alas none of the caps I rounded up even showed his ass.

It also looks like Andrew's going to be starring in the upcoming Fast Track: No Limits, and since the other star is a chick, we can cross our fingers for some entertaining sex scenes.



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Nice face. Nice eyes. Nice body.

Yup, now I wanna see his ass too.
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's definitely a cutie. Reminds me a little of Scott Speedman.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

hot gene, yes.

but I think he moves from total hottie to almost trailer trash when his hair gets too long and he gets the 50's greaser look.

keep the hair short and he's awesome.
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51


Upset?
For those of you upset by Val Kilmer's Slap, GayOrbit has an announcement.

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He confuses me. I feel like I should like him, but there's just something not quite right. He has some really nice bits & pieces, some OK bits & pieces and some not-so-great bits & pieces - all in kind of equal proportion. A modern dilemma.....
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'd go for a young Val Kilmer over Josh Hartnett any day.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51


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