It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself.
About me: 38 (ish), gay, libertarian. Somewhere. Out there... What the heck is The Daily Slap? E-Mail Me Please note: I love receiving e-mails from anyone, as long as you're not a snotty prick. If you're a snotty prick, feel free to send an e-mail, but plan on being mocked on my site. Thanks! --Rob
Bernardo reminded me that I'd commited a grave oversight by not Slapping Val Kilmer:
Secondly, after much thought, I have finally decided to give you a heads up on someone... have you ever slapped Val Kilmer? He's soo cute with his dirty blondish hair... has natural body... and, above all, has been in so many erasable action/adventure/romantic flicks in which he always sports his sexy smile...
Of course, I know his time is long past, but his fine moments are truly historical! (some of these are on 'Red Planet -- the reason behind this email).
Anyway... the guy's hot, famous for a long time... and hence sure to be the lead of many guys' wet dreams! Please, slap him!
And he's right - Val's one of my all-time favorites. He does seem to have let himself go a bit (OK, a lot) lately, but he used to be wicked hot. What a shame.
He was in one of my favorite stupid movies ever - Real Genius, which was his second appearance on the big screen. He was also in Batman Forever, and as Bernardo mentioned - one of my favorite sci-fi films - Red Planet.
Okay, Val WAS hot, was being the operative word here, and you forgot one of the best ones yet, Top Gun, the volleyball match scene kept this boy happy in his prepubescent days...I know that he has let himself go, but do we need the evidence of pic #7 - YUCK!!!
andrew
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2011-05-09 21:51
please remove pic#7 before your entire constituency is forced to go the doctor for nausea medication...that's just awful
will
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2011-05-09 21:51
"Top Secret" had to have been one of his most boner-inducing movies ever! How he ever got those skintight jeans on for filming is a mystery, but damn his ass looked outrageously good in them!
Rick
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2011-05-09 21:51
oh MY!
Marco
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I can't believe you slapped this guy but haven't taken up my suggestion of Jonny Wilkinson
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
There's nothing like a gay man faced with a reminder that one day he too will be old. No longer perfect, no longer "hot". He will be one of the "not over's" that the younger guys aren't looking for - not over 25, 30, 40, 50, not weight/height proportional..... The six pack will become a case and then a keg. You might avoid some of the body change but you'll still be old. It's only a matter of time. Time waits patiently for you. That having been said, do we really need a reminder???
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
Oh for pete's sake. Even if you don't like this slap, don't go off whining like the world has just collapsed or something.
And everyone here has to admit that Val was pretty hot in his younger years, anyway.
Tris
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2011-05-09 21:51
Thank you for the post!
And... yeah... he's done... but so what? There are flavors to all tastes.
Bernardo
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2011-05-09 21:51
I didn't know men could have babies, but there's the proof. Yes, Val did have some hot moments, but those days are gone.
Best Val movie ever? Top Secret - I laugh just thinking about it.
Kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
I like the one from the beach with the cowboy hat on. DD
DD
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2011-05-09 21:51
I thought that this site was supposed to show the hot side of men. That one picture showing a very out of shape Val is not very attractive.
I suppose if you're trying to show the human side of a celebrity, then you made your point. Perhaps you just have a thing for guts. Albeit some guys do look great with a gut, however Val is not one of them especially in that photo.
You knew that you would get typically harsh internet responses. By putting that picture up, you've pretty much descended to the level of a tabloid. Congratulations on your new achievement.
Alex
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2011-05-09 21:51
Whine, whine, whine! You guys don't like men who look at all young and are smooth no matter what their age, and scream for men who are old and hairy. So you've got one, and now you complain about that. Why not just enjoy the pictures you like and skip past the ones you don't, and if the days slap doesn't please, just move on and try tomorrow? It sounds as though you have nothing better to do with your life than criticize the site rather than creating one of your own to share.
fareva
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2011-05-09 21:51
Bravo fareva.
Steven
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2011-05-09 21:51
What's the problem with that pic? Let it be a warning / reminder to us all that it can happen. And that it's worth considering if it's that important.
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
Isn't being a slap supposed to be an honour?
I agree that Val used to be hot, why not then post some flattering photos of him and not this cowboy hat tummy photo?
This is the only time I will be criticize this great site, but I have to agree with the crowd here.
AJ
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2011-05-09 21:51
Was also in the Film "Alexander" and of course in his heyday-slim days ("Willow")wasn't all that bad "Bare Chested"in one of the Batman films.
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Marvin, who wrote to say:
I am not sure if you have slapped him but if you have not, may I suggest George Stults who has been in 7th Heaven. He is stunningly gorgeous and I do not even like blonds but he is just so scrumptious.
Stunningly gorgeous? OK, you got me. He's pretty stunningly gorgeous. And he has just the right amount of fur. And he's one of those guys that looks super sexy with a bit of scruff. Yum yum yum. So, I know I've been kinda lacking in the fur department around here lately, I hope this satisfies you fur-lovers at least a little bit.
Anyway, George here, as Marvin noted, was in 7th Heaven for a while, and he's had a few small guest roles here and there. He was also in two movies I've never heard of, which is a crying shame. He needs to be in more movies so we can see more skin.
Also, I have to confess to wondering just what was going on when he was nearly naked at a baseball game - I suppose it was some sort of charity clothing auction, but didn't anyone want to buy his underwear??
WOW! I had seen this guy on 7th Heaven before, and basically thought he was just another pretty blond boy. But, with that body complete with fur? Again, I say to you - WOW! Now, where'd I put that drool cup?...
Steve
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2011-05-09 21:51
Wow! I've see this guy before and never thought that much about him, but I sure will now. Thanks. The touch of fur is REALLY nice.
Kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
When asked if he wears boxers or briefs he said he went commando! I magine!
isoron
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2011-05-09 21:51
Wow, nice one. Love the fur.
sam
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I always thought he was a twink when I saw him on 7th Heaven but now seeing him half naked and with all that fur on his body, woof woof.
Mike
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2011-05-09 21:51
George has an older brother, Geoff, not a twin. He also played a recurring role on 7th Heaven as George's brother on the show. It should also come as no surprise that they were both A & F models back in the Herb Ritts days. You know, back when they would pile 10 guys in a shower and turn the water on...The issue that I have was a "Back to School" catalog, lots of hunky frat guys. The shoot was in Philadelphia, beautiful scenery, I mean guys.
bob m
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2011-05-09 21:51
Slap of the Month for this reason (among many): He's got the courage to be photographed comfortably in public in just his compression shorts, hell even athletes who are supposed to love their bodies don't do that. Great Slap!!
Brett
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2011-05-09 21:51
I just want to be the dog...
Jay
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yowzah!! I have been a fan since he first appeared on 7th Heaven...but I have a new appreciation of his hot body after seeing those shots from the ballgame. Wow!
CoreyNH
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2011-05-09 21:51
Smokin' hot.
JK
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2011-05-09 21:51
MMMMMMMMMM! and the brother is equally easy on the eyes.
Alan
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2011-05-09 21:51
thank you, thank you.
you have greatly simplified the process of voting for this month's (and possibly this year's) Slap.
this man is perfect.
Will
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2011-05-09 21:51
October 27, 2007
Pushing Daisies
I watched the first couple episodes of the season of Pushing Daisies tonight, and I have to confess I'm hooked. Flush with a Tim Burton vibe, the show reminds me most of Edward Scissorhands without the creepy overtones. Which is rather surprising, actually, given the show's premise of a guy who brings people back from the dead, if only briefly.
And I do confess that one of the reasons that I enjoy the show is its star, Lee Pace. They showed him, very briefly, in a bubble bath in episode 2, but you couldn't see anything. Here's hoping we'll see more soon.
Oh. And I should say that I watched the episodes on ABC.com's full episode viewer. You really should try it if you haven't - it's fantastic.
yay! i luv Pushing Daisies, its a great show! and the lead guy is sooo cute! oh well, im a sucker for geeky guys!
drm
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2011-05-09 21:51
I love this show... yes, Lee Pace is a great reason to watch.. yum...
But also, there is Swoozie Kurtz, Kristen Chenoweth, Ellen Greene, and the rest of the very talented cast. And it is done like a fairy tale, which is something I have never seen before on primetime.
Oh, and did I mention Lee Pace? yummmm
Tom
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yay! I know I asked you eons ago for this one - thanks for doing Lee! He's beyooo-tiful.
He was cute on "Wonderfalls" too, and I still say Tyron Leitso, who was also on that show, is quite possibly the hottest guy on the planet.
Spike
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2011-05-09 21:51
I LOVE this show and Lee Pace is such a cutie. Isn't he the guy that played the transvestite in A Soldiers Girl?
I'm honestly ashamed to admit that I watched Another Gay Movie for the first time. I guess there's no reason to be ashamed. It's an exceedingly stupid movie, but it was quite entertaining. And the eye candy is fabulous. If you want an easy summary, it's "Gaymerican Pie".
Anyway today's Slap is part of that eye candy. Mitch Morris played Griff, the uber-geeky gay boy. They really worked hard to make him geeky and unattractive, but didn't succeed. He looked fine throughout the movie. I found a few screen caps, and made a few of my own.
In the end, Griff he hooked up with another hottie - and former Slap - Jonathan Chase.
Mitch was also in Queer as Folk for a few episodes, but that must have been when I was skipping the show. Because I can't believe I would have missed him. He also had a role in the short-lived E-Ring.
Finally, does anyone else think he looks kinda like Kerr Smith?
Since Brendan was kind enough to send me some very nice pictures of Ian Somerhalder, I thought it was only fair to make him today's Slap. What pictures, you ask? The numerous pictures of his ass, and a couple (depending on how you count) of his bits. Nice! And then there's the picture of him with a miniature dachsund that I know H will love.
And Ian really is beautiful. Yes, I know he's said some less than pleasant things, but he did, after all, play gay in The Rules of Attraction. And hell, he "played gay" in Lost, even if it was kinda lame.
Ian was also in Smallville for a few episodes. I'm not sure where the nude pics came from, but honestly, they're just not enough. I guess I really wanna see him in a porn flick.
He is so DAMN beautiful... what I wouldn't do for one night with him...
Eric W
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2011-05-09 21:51
The best shots are from the HBO series Tell Me That You Love Me which is pretty graphic even for HBO. Ian looks great but a little shaggy for my taste...
David W
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2011-05-09 21:51
Perhaps he didn't like kissing van der Beek because van der Beek got a little too into it, if ya know what I mean. From what I've heard he's a big ole 'mo.
Toy
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2011-05-09 21:51
He just finished filming "The Tournament" in Bulgaria with the AMAZING Kelly Hu. Can't wait for it.
Johnnie
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Those eyes! Love 'em. Looks best with a little fuzz. Only criticism is that he apparently needs a new yoga teacher.
squeaky
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2011-05-09 21:51
OMG..MG..MG That is a bottle he's holding in the bed shot, right? Wishful thinking;-) He could at least shave up to the chinline
gad1n10
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2011-05-09 21:51
Nice Slap! Question? What were the unpleasant things he said (or am I opening a can of worms here?)
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
oh my effin god! tnx for doin a slapdate on him! i've been goin gaga over him since i first saw him on "young americans"( not sure of its the right title) luv him!!!
drm
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2011-05-09 21:51
Lovely. Finally a nude scene from Ian. He sort of promised once (in an interview) that he might do one when the time was ripe and this is a good one.
This guy has done so many incredible photoshoots. I would agree, though, that he's sometimes a bit shaggy. I would like him not to be quite so zealous in shaving off his body hair but it's allright keeping that beard in check.
He hasn't really said any unpleasant things. After doing The Rules of Attraction he was probably terrified that he would be typecast as gay (also cos he's so pretty) and not get any decent roles (yes, that's the harsh reality) so he made a point of explaining that he really really hadn't liked to kiss James van der Beek. That's about it, one would have liked him to have had more moral courage and maturity at 24 – but I myself think it was blown out of proportion (some really disappointed gays perhaps!). I'm sure he regrets this and has learned his lesson and I hope he proves it by doing more gay roles.
AJ
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2011-05-09 21:51
Nothing more discouraging than a supposedly hot and heavy love scene and a limp dick. He IS gorgeous.
Marco wrote to ask that I Slap Paul Lekakis, saying:
How about a slap for one of the hottest gay icons out there: Paul Lekakis? Sexy roles in Circuit, Just Can't Get Enough and Sex, Politics & Cocktails after landing on the charts with the classic disco song, Boom, Boom, Boom. He's still smoking 20 years laters.
I'm not exactly sure what he's referring to when he says "20 years later", but that's OK. Paul's hot - and probably was 20 years ago too. As mentioned, he had a role in Circuit (in 2001), and in HereTV's HellBent.
I don't know much else about him, but I do have this personal bit to share: You'll see a picture after the jump of Paul (I'm pretty sure it's Paul) in a chair, with a girl at a makeup desk in the foreground. Paul looks fabulous, of course. Well, I remember seeing that picture at Juicy's house ages ago - and I'd always wondered who it was. Now I know.
Great photos and thanks for posting! It's been 20 years since his single Boom Boom (Let's Go Back to My Room) was released back in 1987. :-)
Marco
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2011-05-09 21:51
i say he looks better now!!!
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
meh.
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
I agree with Snarf's "meh". Too gay for words. DD
DD
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I had forgotten how incredibly hot he is. Thanks! :-)
And.. "too gay for words"? No wonder heteros think it is ok to pigeonhole and stereotype us, when we do it to ourselves.
Tom
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2011-05-09 21:51
I would certainly go back to his room. He is an incredibly hot guy.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Schwing! (Sorry, was that too straight for words?)
I always thought the song was terrible, but, oh my, if a gorgeous face and buff body are "Too gay for words" then please continue with the theme! Those last two photos, especially, make me want to... sorry lost train of thought... blood draining from brain to other......
gm
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2011-05-09 21:51
Ugh, it was a joke. Settle down and finish your lemontinis. First, "heteros" don't all stereotype and pigeonhole us, and maybe there wouldn't be so much "fighting" if it wasn't called "our community". Either have a sense of humor or go find Larry at the airport. DD
DD
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2011-05-09 21:51
PAUL WAS AND IS VERY HOT. I OWNED THE GAY CLUB, STUTZ, IN WHITE PLAINS NY PAULS OLD HANG OUT. HE WAS HOT IN PERSON AND UP CLOSE!
BOB
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2011-05-09 21:51
Slapdate! - Christopher Gorham
DD wrote to point out that former Slap Christopher Gorham is looking good on Ugly Betty this week. Indeed he is:
He's looked good since "Jake 2.0" a few years back. You just see the nerd face and the sweater vest and you don't imagine he'd look like that underneath.
Stuart M
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2011-05-09 21:51
Always thought he was a cutie since his days on the WB's "Popular" yum.
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
I was under the impression Betty was just seeing Henry's face on the underwear model, not an actual nekked Henry. Not that I would past on a nekked Henry!
Jeremy is responsible for today's Slap of actor Penn Badgley. I confess never having heard of Penn, which is really a shame. Because what a hottie!! He certainly looked pretty good when he was a bit younger, but the more recent pics? He looks amazing. And it looks like he has some nice fur on his chest these days.
Jeremy apparently saw him in Gossip Girls and really enjoyed the view. I'm hoping that Gossip Girls is a big success and we start to see more of Penn. I wanna see that hairy chest!
I'll keep my eyes out - and if you see any good pics, give me a heads up!
Medium lenght hair is his best. Does give him a hint of Fabrizio Fillipo... which is not a bad thing.
gad1n10
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2011-05-09 21:51
Great choice for a slap. I've been a fan of Penn's for some time now but he's never looked better than he does on Gossip Girl. And that chest hair was an unexpected but pleasant surprise.
Robin
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2011-05-09 21:51
Penn: thou art a total hottie, however thou shalt NEVER grow thy hair long again. Keep it long enough for the curls to get started, then cut it short, and thou shalt be a babe forever...
my oh my this man is hot!
Will
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2011-05-09 21:51
Sometimes when people suggest slaps I find myself wondering what in the world they were thinking.
This is not one of those times.
Tris
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Thank God he lost the Fem look when he grew up and cut his hair.
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
Isn't this the buy Justin had an affair with in Queer As Folk? He was the violinist and played Justin's strings, too.
peter
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2011-05-09 21:51
YES! YES! YES! I was truly hoping someone would have pointed you in Penn's direction and it's nice to know I'm not alone in admiring this young actor. I missed him in the Bedford Diaries series, but Wed nights is a bit less boring with him in "Gossip Girl", although I won't admit that in public.
Please do your best to find more pics...
How anyone could confuse him with Justin's violinist on QAF is beyond me...
Peter V.
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2011-05-09 21:51
It's funny...your picture layout is perfect. He goes from YUK to HOT all in a row. Esp the last one with the chin-gina. Hubba hubba DD
DD
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2011-05-09 21:51
AAAAAHHH WHY DO THEY SHAVE IT OFF!!!!!
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
Random hottie! - Drew Weatherford
Since it's (still, oy...) football season, I thought another football hottie was in order. So I give you FSU quarterback, Drew Weatherford.
João write to ask that I Slap actor Scott Foley, saying:
I caught a re-run of Scrubs and got a glimpse of this extrmely hot guy... Scott Foley. Searched it here to see If you had more stills. You don't. He's now in "The Unit".. Go check him out...
As noted, Scott is extremely hot. I've wanted to Slap him forever, but I was never able to find any skin pics, but today's search yielded a few nice shots of his very furry chest.
He's been on Scrubs a number of times, playing J.D.'s friend, right? I think? And lately he's been playing in The Unit. And although I didn't see the episode, I'm guessing the skin pics after the jump came from his appearance on House M.D., which I have to confess is one of my favorite shows.
I guess his biggest role to date, however, was as Noel Crane on Felicity for several years.
I really do wish he'd take off his shirt more. He's got such a nice furry chest, it's a shame to hide it.
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Stephen to Sean Maher:
Watching Firefly on dvd lately and Serenity, it occurred to me that Sean Maher who played the luscious doctor may not yet have been slapped; or did I miss that one?
The "luscious" doctor? Now how am I supposed to ignore a descriptor like that? Well, obviously I can't.
He's been in a few other things, but I really can't tell you much. And I do have to ask this: Is Firefly worth watching? I'm a sci-fi geek, but some of the series just can't seem to get it right.
I agree with John. Firefly is one of the better sci-fi series of the recent past. It ended too soon if you ask me.
tracy
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2011-05-09 21:51
Firefly was a great series! Most of its fans (like me) are fairly rabid about it. All the guys were hot: Nathan Fillion, Adam Baldwin, and especially Alan Tudyk, the pilot.
Joel
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2011-05-09 21:51
Oh yay! I totally lust Sean Maher!
You must see Firefly and Serenity! An awesome show, and incredible follow-up movie!
Oh yeah, and Nathan Fillion gets nekkid in an episode!
Kap
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2011-05-09 21:51
Firefly is *essential* viewing for any sci fi fan. Watch it today! In a way, Firefly is a western. A sci fi western, or western sci fi--genre-wise it's very unique. The writing is terrific, the character development is focal and intriguing--it's a biggish ensemble cast that includes the very sexy Nathan Fillion, who appears nude in one scene of the TV series, and the also very sexy hairy-chested Adam Baldwin, blond Alan Tudyk, and of course the beautiful Sean Maher.
First, watch the TV series (there was only one season). Then there is a short bridge graphic novel (which isn't essential to follow story lines) that connects the the TV show to the movie "Serenity," which completes and ends (?) the story.
Joss Whedon is coming out this fall with another graphic novel telling more stories about the characters.
ubu
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Oh, hell yes! I love Sean Maher. God, if only he could guest-star on Battlestar Galactica ... I'll be in my bunk.
Ben
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2011-05-09 21:51
How's this for a double slap? Not only did Sean play Simon Tam on "Firefly" but Zak Efron played a young Simon in a flashback sequence!
Stuart M
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2011-05-09 21:51
Awwww - this man's smile just melts me from a mile away. Can I have him? I've heard the gay rumours too - anyone have more to add to that? He was amazing in the "Brian's Song" remake, and also check him out in a great little film called "Living 'Til The End".
Mick
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2011-05-09 21:51
What a gorgeous and underrated man! He should go without a shirt far more often than he does. As for Firefly, like Sean, it's one of Joss Whedon's more underrated series. I prefer it to Buffy and enjoyed both the series and the spin-off/wrap-up movie Serenity.
John
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2011-05-09 21:51
A long-time favorite, thanks so much.
And I would concur in the endorsements of "Firefly" and "Serenity."
Clay
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2011-05-09 21:51
Firefly is one of the better sci-fi series, cancelled WAY too soon. The entire series is available on DVD for around $20 on Amazon, so you owe it to yourself to grab a copy (and Serenity too) and hunker down when you get your next huge snowstorm!
Atomic17
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2011-05-09 21:51
Sean Maher is very briefly just once ("Bare Chested")in the Firefly t.v series the episode called "Objects In Space" and at the end of the film"Serenity"
and I agree Sean Maher certainly ought be without a shirt far more often than he does.
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sexy smooth chest wonderful looking nipples you couldn't ask for anything better than that
Nyles
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2011-05-09 21:51
First noticed Sean in "The $treet" and thought he was hotter in Firefly. Gotta wonder why he doesn't appear more often.
Edward
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2011-05-09 21:51
Wow. I just discovered your site today and am totally in love. And what a way to kick it off: with Sean Maher. I was totally in love with him in Firefly. I was greatly saddened when it went away. You owe it to yourself to watch it and the follow-up movie Serenity. Both awesome. Waste no more time. And BTW, if you could come up with some hot pics of Alan Tudyk it would be greatly appreciated. Til later--Sam
Sam
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2011-05-09 21:51
'Brian's Song' is the name of the made for TV Disney movie with Sean shirtless in the caps. I was watching the movie with my little cousin and sat through the whole thing mostly due to Sean. He was so CUTE and the true story was rather good too I guess.
Chase
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2011-05-09 21:51
He also played John Stamos' lover in that TV movie that came out recently, about same-sex marriage. Not a great flick, but well intentioned, and Stamos and Maher had a nice easy chemistry. And yes, they do kiss.
Patrick
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2011-05-09 21:51
Random Hottie - Willy Korn
Sorry I missed the Slap yesterday, but I was racing home last night to beat a winter storm that was breathing down our neck. I almost made it - and ended up driving through some of the toughest snow I've even encountered.
So instead I give you, with apologies to Ernie, Clemson quarterback (freshman quarterback?) Willy Korn.
Yes, but they'll look even stupider making a fuss over it (which I think is Rowling's idea) give a bigot a rope and they'll hang themselves with it every time.
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
I never read the books just saw the films so somewhat surprising but had been rumours on the web that it might be a student not a Teacher (especially one so old and Powerful as Dumbledore)doesn't make me think any less of him still a good fictional character in the Potter films 1-7).
Nyles
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2011-05-09 21:51
I have read all 7 novels and am currently on my second reading of them. I was floored to read this on the net the other day. However, I am proud that the author of such a widely read series of novels would have considered one of her major characters to be gay without making a huge deal of it during the course of wirting the novels. It's a nice surprise to see that a character I have always loved and admired is batting for the same team!
Today's Slap goes out to Kevin Sacre, the hairy hottie featured in a picture or two with recent Slap Guy Burnet. Thanks to all the guys who were kind enough to identify him.
Like Guy, Kevin here was in Hollyoaks for a while - but as someone pointed out on Guy's Slap, the IMDb reporting of his appearances in the show are wrong.
I have to ask one question about Kevin (and Guy, for the matter): Why aren't these British hotties coming across the pond to entertain us Yanks??
Uhhh, from that first pic -- who is that Daniel Hyde guy? He totally takes any attention away from this slap. Show us more of him, please.
Eric W
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2011-05-09 21:51
he still is in Hollyoaks
Chris A
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2011-05-09 21:51
Hollyoaks is on BBC America about 3 times a week or you can probably get it on netflix. Has anyone thought of slapping Ben Richards (Bruno) from Footballers Wives.
jon
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2011-05-09 21:51
Eric W, your comment is proof that we all have such divergent tastes. One look at Kevin's furry chest and those eyes and smile, and I had to remind myself to breathe...god what a beauty!
Will
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I agree with Will - Kevin gets all my attention in that pic....and the others. Nice slap.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
I agree, he is a hottie. I love the fur, the body, the hair, the eyes, everything. Slap of the month, in my humble opinion.
KCChieffan
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2011-05-09 21:51
If Henry Luxemburg needs a towel that long to cover up he's got both my attention and my vote as a write in, or in his case "Right In".
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
Oh, YESSSSSS!!!
gm
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2011-05-09 21:51
Eww!! Kevin really is the ugliest boy in Hollyoaks!! How could you slap him?? Especially when they are so many other Hollyoaks hotties - Andrew Moss, Ashley Taylor Dawson, James Sutton and Jamie Lomas are all HOTTTTTT!! They have bangin hot bodies, especially Andrew Moss and Ashley Taylor Dawson who are relatively hairy, but not TOO hairy where its just ugly (ie, Kevin!)
By the way IMDB is useless for Hollyoaks information. Wikipedia is much better
After my Slap of Jake Gyllenhaal the other day, Bob found - on Good as You - a clip of The Today Show, where Jake was interviewed by Meredith. She asked a rather pointed question :
Since we've been doing chaps from across the pond, I thought it was worth Slapping another, actor Danny Dyer. I can't really tell what Danny's best known for - IMDb's report of The Football Factory notwithstanding - but I can tell that he's really quite fetching. Other than that, I really can't tell you anything.
The most unattractive chest hair ever - a advert for trimming!
Mike
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2011-05-09 21:51
Love the hair on the chest and stomach.. very hot!
Tom
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2011-05-09 21:51
ah, he'll do...
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
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The chest and stomach hair is very sexy, would live to lick him all over. Body hair trimming and shaving is so overrated. Leave it alone!
J
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2011-05-09 21:51
Smoker. Blech!
gm
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2011-05-09 21:51
LOVE him!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Danny was one of the few good things about that God-awful film version of Brendan Behan's elegant book, "Borstal Boy." He actually drew some humanity from a script that tried to strip his character of anything resembling truth or humanity. Need I add, his character was gay?
He is cute in a puppy-doggy sort of way, like he'd be fun to have around and play with...until he started pissing on the couch and chewing up your slippers and you had to punish him...wait...that raises ideas in my warped little brain...
jemmytee
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2011-05-09 21:51
Danny does little for me; however, I do like the furry bits, particularly the trail running from sternum way down.
Edward
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2011-05-09 21:51
COR! Bit of alright, that!
gad1n10
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2011-05-09 21:51
Shoes?
OK, I wanna know. How many people have seen this video? I was speaking to Juicy Spammy today and he pointed me to this - and I'd never even heard of it. I feel so un-fabulous. Spammy is threatening to revoke my gay card.
Yeah I saw it some time ago on youtube...the same guy made one about muffins and text message breakups. He is also on a show on VH1 called "I hate my 30's".
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
OMG, Kelly is like so last week! Check out the parody on youtube, BRAINS. Just in time for Halloween.
dcdrew
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2011-05-09 21:51
They played that as a song for a couple of weeks on one of the SIRIUS stations (AltNation I think) and there were a ton of very angry callers protesting it! LOL
JK
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2011-05-09 21:51
It has been out for a while - where have you been Rob? They even played it at a bar in San Fran 4 months ago when I was visiting a friend. You should check out the male prisoners from a philippine jail. They did MJ's thriller to a T. It's scary. here is the link. http://www.youtube.com/watchv=hMnk7lh9M3o
John
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2011-05-09 21:51
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OMG - I *love* Kelly (cos she's such a betch)! I honestly didn't think there was a gay man alive who didn't know of "her". I even bought the "Shoes" CD...not that it's really my kinda music, but it's just so hilarious. There are videos for "Shoes", "Text Message Break Up", and "Let Me Borrow That Top". All hilarious!
Today's Slap goes out to Welsh hottie Gethin Jones, at the suggestion of Ben, who reports that Gethin was just named "sexiest man in Wales". I can imagine. Gethin seems to be best known as the host of Blue Peter which is ... um ... some kind of show in the UK. Actually, it's a kids' program that I know nothing about. I suppose it's like Sesame Street?
I should point out, for the squeamish fur lovers out there, some of the pics after the jump include a rather violent waxing of Gethin's nice fur. Pity.
Not just that. A couple of weeks ago, the new series of Strictly Come Dancing (which you renamed Dancing with the stars) began, and guess who one of the male celebs is? :D
It's a pretty easy series on the eyes, actually, a few lookers. He's definitely the best of 'em ;-)
And Blue Peter is... an institution, if slightly hard to explain quickly. Here's one we made earlier!
John
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2011-05-09 21:51
Nope. Definitely not.
Patrick
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2011-05-09 21:51
Blue Peter - Blew Peter = Who the hell is Peter!?! LUCKY PETER.
Scott
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2011-05-09 21:51
What a hot guy! The fur is nice...but I won't kick him out for a little blue paint either. I'd say the questionable guy is definitely NOT Gethin.
John
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Looks a little like Zach Quinto. Questionable guy NOT Gethin. Bad Teeth vs Striaght Teeth Blue Eyes vs Brown Different Shapped Ears, Eyebrows.
Snarf
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2011-05-09 21:51
I'm generally partial to fur, but think he looks better waxed. And the blue paint turns me on for some odd reason....
gm
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2011-05-09 21:51
Me gusta!
By the way, if I were him, I would slap that ho for giving an uneven tan...shit.
Carlo
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2011-05-09 21:51
Call yourself a media buff and you've never heard of Blue Peter! It's just the longest running children's programme in the world and next year celebrates it's 50th anniversary. They have had some hot presenters down the years and rarely a week went by without one of them getting their shirt (or more) off.
Today's Slap goes out, at the request of Jay, to Guy Burnet:
how about guy burnet? he's a great, hot british actor who just left the show hollyoaks. he played bisexual craig dean in the storyline of the year on british tv.
How, I ask you, could I ignore a request that contained such fun tidbits? And to top it off, Guy's quite the hottie. As Jay mentioned, he played Craig Dean on Hollyoaks for a while, even though IMDb only credits him with 2 episodes. Not sure what that's about.
It's hard to find much more about Guy. What can you tell me?
Yeah, Guy is cute. But I saw a couple of interviews in which it became all too clear that he wasn't exactly thrilled about playing bisexual. (He actually admitted in one that he was "distraught" when the producers proposed the storyline.)
What about James Sutton, who plays his love interest John Paul? He's cute, and he seems like a decent guy.
Mark
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2011-05-09 21:51
Oh, and the hairy guy is Kevin Sacre.
Mark
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2011-05-09 21:51
not bad, not bad...
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
Who's the hairy friend with Guy in the first picture? He should be the next slep!!
lookingfor hair
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Sorry, does nothing for me. I vote hairy guy too.
Kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
Here's another vote for "the hairy guy" AKA Kevin Sacre. Guy looks like a very young boy...
Greg
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2011-05-09 21:51
Not sure what it is, but there's something creepy/smarmy about him. Bring on the hairy guy!
gm
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2011-05-09 21:51
Does nothing for me either. Especially the lip stick. Why do they insist of putting bright red lipstick on men in photos??? The Britt's never do it for me. Like tonight's pizza tomorrow afternoon. Now the Austrailians, THERE'S a group of hot guys.
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
Ditto on the hairy guy
KCChieffan
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2011-05-09 21:51
dont like guy or kevin (the hairy one) but love ashley taylor dawson - he's in the pic where guy is in the sailors hat. look up ashley taylor dawson he's sooooooo hot
btw dont go by imdb. craig was in hollyoaks for 5 years. the hollyoaks imdb is never up to date
For my first Slap back, I'm going with the request of KD (I think it was KD?) who asked that I Slap Jake Gyllenhaal. Well, Jake is absolutely one of my all-time favorites, and he hasn't had a good hard Slap in nearly three years. And since there were some really good pics that hadn't made it in the first time, I thought he was a great choice!
Most of you probably know Jake from his fabulous role as Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain. I can't believe there's anyone out there who hasn't seen it, but if not, hie thee hence to Netflix and rent it!!
There was a rumor floating around out there recently that Jake was "going to come out". I never heard that he did so, but what a lovely idea. So if you know anything tell us - or e-mail me (yes, the link works again ). I promise to keep whatever secrets I learn.
He really is getting better looking as he get older. Personally I like his bearded look better than the clean shaven boy next door look. Does anyone think he'd be as fameous if he hadn't played gay? (and before everybody starts saying "what do you mean PLAYED gay? - lets remember MOST PERCEPTIONS ARE PROJECTIONS!)
Scott
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2011-05-09 21:51
Another example of why men should NOT shave their bodies. I feel moist. I am happy.
Kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
yes, he is getting better with age.
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Wouldn't it be great if Jake was the next love interest for Kevin on Brothers & Sisters?
pm
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2011-05-09 21:51
The perfect man. Sigh...
Jay
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2011-05-09 21:51
I do admire a handsome man and Jake stands apart from the rest.He has been on the top of my list since i can remember.Yes there's plenty of beautiful men out there but Jake is something else.Playing gay?Why does that even have to be an issue?He played a character in a film,doesn't mean anything one way or another.And he was famous before that and would have been regardless.And youre right hotter as he gets older just like Jensen Ackles (woof).
john
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2011-05-09 21:51
Jake has gotten hotter as he has gotten older. I don't particularly care for the closely-cropped Jarhead look, but his body was particularly buff, wasn't it? The scruffy or semi-bearded look words for him.
Edward
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2011-05-09 21:51
I'm in that rare minority that just doesn't get too excited about Jake. He does seem like a very nice and respectable guy, though, which is saying a lot for a Hollywood actor.
JK
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2011-05-09 21:51
I thank God every day for Jake Gyllenhaal. He makes me feel like a giddy 14 yeard old girl, and it's invigorating. And he just gets better (and hairier!) with age. Just yummy.
bron
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2011-05-09 21:51
THANK YOU!!!!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
"Hie thee hence"??? My goodness, how posh! But great slap!
eeuropean2000
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2011-05-09 21:51
Best.Slap.Ever. Retire the trophy now.
sam
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2011-05-09 21:51
Okay.. I know I am going against the NORM here... but isn't Jake just a little overrated ?? Never could see the appeal. I love a handsome man, hairy chest... but Jake has never done it for me... How about reslaping Nick Beyler!!
Bleu
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2011-05-09 21:51
Sorry Chris (Evans) and Jamie (Bamber) but Jake comes out ahead in my book. It's not just the eyes and bod, but the goofy smile and personality. Nick who?
coop
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2011-05-09 21:51
I was disappointed that the nude shot from Brokeback Mountain was not included in the slap. He is one of the hottest around, and appears to be a great gut, too. His appearance on SNL was one of the best in the history of the show.
KCChieffan
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2011-05-09 21:51
A great guy, that is. I just wish I had his gut (or lack of one).
KCChieffan
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2011-05-09 21:51
This is such a great set - well done, you deserve an award for compiling the ultimate Gyllen-fest.
Aidan - UK
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2011-05-09 21:51
He's sooooo beautiful...
Yon
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2011-05-09 21:51
Not a good sign if it looks like you have a pussy when you wear bicycle shorts.
Having gotten no fewer than 8 boarding passes yesterday, for what turned out to be a single flight, I love the idea of being able check-in for a flight with no paper at all...
I'm now on day 16 of what has become a cross-country odyssey for me. I had originally planned this trip as a brief visit to my mom's house, but I have now covered quite a bit of the country from New York to (now) San Francisco.
I'm exhausted. But I've learned a few things while on this trip:
1) 50,000 frequent flier miles is a fuckload of miles. I know there are plenty of people who do 3 or 4 times that in a year, but this is my first year getting even to 50,000. I need a nap.
2) Avis allows domestic partners to drive their cars with no extra hassle. Nice!
3) Don't get me started on the TSA and airport screening.
4) I don't particularly care to gamble, but if I start it's hard to stop.
Avis is also a proud sponsor of the Austin Gay & Lesbian Int'l Film Festival http://www.agliff.org/
Myackie
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2011-05-09 21:51
welcome to civilization. er, um, san francisco. :) if you're here on saturday morning, wander down to the bottom of market street and ferry plaza farmer's market. nothing better then blue bottle coffee and some of the best produce in the world.
matt
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2011-05-09 21:51
I would like to propose not to wait until you get enough money to buy all you need! You should just take the loans or just commercial loan and feel yourself comfortable
ClineWinnie32
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2011-05-09 21:51
October 09, 2007
Hot hot hot!
I'm in Las Vegas right now working at a show, and yesterday while we were setting up I saw the hottest guy. Ever. Well, 2nd hottest.
Anyway, his name's Tim or Tom or something. He has a great face, a nice little lightly furry chest. And a fabulous British accent.
I'm gonna try to get a picture today. Then I'll see if I can figure out how to post it at least temporarily.
In other news, yep, I'm in Vegas! I'm not a gambler at all - I have yet to wager a single dollar - but I love visiting here. The hotels and people watching are absolutely fascinating to me. I think I like the gestalt of the Bellagio best. The Venetian seems like it should be appealing, but honestly the indoor canals and gondolas with seatbelts just kind of annoy me. And I love the Wynn - the outdoor fountain-pond-thingy with the freaky music and light shows is sweet.
I'm sure I'll gamble a few dollars while I'm here - last time I think I spent $20 - but I've got hotels on my list that I missed before, so I'll be very busy with those.
Update 10/10/2007: "A Days Inn in the shape of a pyramid". Ouch! Anyway, I have a Tom update. Yes, his name is Tom. He's clearly Aussie - LOVE that accent. And he looks great in a suit. Now I wanna see how he looks OUT of the suit...
OK - He starts out in bare feet and white briefs but midway ends up in sweat pants and gym shorts - interesting washing machine! He's doable but looks like he thinks so too.
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
he punches like a girl
Tommy Fairgate
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2011-05-09 21:51
"he punches like a girl Tommy Fairgate | 2007-10-08 - 21:26"
That's an insult to female boxers, kickboxers, and MMA fighters around the world. Trust me, they punch better than he does.
Dave
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2011-05-09 21:51
One of My Favorite Commercials
I love this commercial. It brings to mind the frustration experienced when women (OK, not always but mostly) insist on writing checks for things like coffee. Seriously. $2 for coffee and you want to write a check?? Insanity.
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Again, for those of you checking in late. My site had a major crash this weekend. I'm out of town and won't be able to finish the repairs (and post new images) until next weekend. Hopefully I'll be able to fix it then...
Actually when I was working in retail it was always my experience that the men would be the ones who would pay for something with $12 in nickels and dimes. Men and women seemed to write checks about equally.
Tris
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2011-05-09 21:51
I REFUSE to be intimidated or to be made to feel guilty for using cash. Visa can kiss my debit card. Most of the time you pay and then wait for your stuff anyway. You REALLY need to learn to relax and not let the little things in life get to you. Someone told me with my kids when they were little "You not only can't win all the battles but you can't even fight them all so choose your battles wisely and let the rest go!"
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
The check-writing doesn't bother me as much as when they haven't even gotten their check book out of their purse when all the groceries have been rung up. At least they could have it ready and filled out except for the amount. But NOOOOO, that would require thinking of the people in line behind you and having a little consideration, which apparently no one is willing to do anymore. Thank you for letting me vent :-)
Mark
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Stupid, demeaning commercial. Except for the old, fat, half-blind couple who spent 5 minutes multi-counting their wad of bills to pay for their groceries. Well, THEY needed a card. OK, I charge most EVERYTHING, except when I don't want to.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
There Goes the Bride
I went to my cousin's wedding yesterday, and I have to say that I think it set a new record for the shortest wedding. Ever. Not that I'm complaining - I always figure I'm taking a risk any time I set foot in a church, and I need to get out fast - but I wish I'd known how short it would turn out to be - I'd have put a stop watch on it.
Part of the brevity of the service was the fact that it was in a Methodist church. They're not know for carrying on and on. On top of that put the fact that my cousin and his new wife were marrying in a church mostly at the insistence of their parents; it was not in any way out of what appears, at least to me, to be a personal faith.
So anyway. I did my 15 minutes of church for the year. Phew.
certainly not the right place to put my comment!. I cannot see any (jpg) picture on this site. The "email link" unfortunately fails with an error. Any hint, how to proceed??
Hinnerk
Hinnerk
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2011-05-09 21:51
October 06, 2007
AUGH!
Well, it had to happen eventually. The server that was hosting Bent, and various other blogs, finally crapped out. As in totally. Well, hopefully not totally. But almost totally.
Anyway, as you can see the database is still operational, but the pictures are not. And right now, I'm not anywhere near Colorado. And won't be for a week. But as soon as I'm back I'll get the images put back together.
In the meantime I may actually have to write something on this blog rather than just posting pictures of hot guys.
Someone wrote a while back to recommend that I check on the hotties on L.A. Models. What an outstanding idea!! Today's hottie is shamelessly stolen from that effort. Dan Eisengart is my personal favorite from the site, but I'll defintiely be featuring other of their hotties in the next few weeks.
How cool, Paul Satterfield is a model too. He had a great role on One Life to Live. DD
DD
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2011-05-09 21:51
Slap of the Month - September! - Me? And Clément Poitrenaud
Category:
The Daily Slap
Wow. I really can't believe it. With the choice of all of those hotties, you voted me Slap of the Month. I'm pretty sure the person who commented that I was disqualified on a technicality because of the lack of skin was right, but nevertheless, I really do appreciate the votes.
Personally, I voted for Clément Poitrenaud. He was the runaway winner for me. So since I'm really reluctant to declare myself the winner - especially because of that technicality - Clément is hereby declared co-winner.
And this month's runner-up is October's guest Slap, Seann William Scott. I think Seann is especially deserving because of his apparently very gay-friendly attitude.
Today's Slap goes out, at the request of Tim, to UK actor Alistair Appleton:
I have a great slap for you: Allistair Appleton. I've been watching him on reruns of BBC's "Cash in the Attic" and he is both hot and adorable. I think I've developed a bit of a crush, and according to wikipedia, there is some hope -- he's openly gay.
There are some pictures on his website, www.allistairappleton.com, but the best ones are candids in his blog. Regrettably, he doesn't include many pictures of himself, but there are a few. While typing this message, I've been looking at his blog, and I ahve to say, he's a rather fascinating person. I don't think I have a crush on him anymore, I think I just fell in love. Here are links to a couple pages of his blog.
Alistair is definitely a cutie, I'd say. And the fact that he's gay is quite zesty. I just wish I could find more skin pictures. There's some decent stuff, but I need more! Alistair was apparently in Footballers' Wives for an episode - sounds like fun!
He just keeps getting hotter. Qué un cuerpo hermoso!
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
of course i do... i suggested the slap! YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
He has a weird pinhead. Look at how small his head looks compared to his body. It's kind of creepy. Bad acting plus small head equals not good.
Tris
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Pin head or not, I'd trade places with that maid so quickly it would make your head spin!!
Greg
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2011-05-09 21:51
Get a grip, Tris. This is a man with a truly i m p r e s s i v e upper body.
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
Tris needs to see an ophthalmologist!
gm
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2011-05-09 21:51
Without a doubt, one of the most gorgeous men on the planet.
Edward
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2011-05-09 21:51
He is so damn delicious. WOW.
Bobby
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2011-05-09 21:51
you know that maid ran into the bathroom to twiddle herself. i would never wash my hands again after rubbing lotion on that man
jk
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2011-05-09 21:51
In looking at the slaps of models over these many months, I've often wondered what some of these guys will do for a living when they're no longer young and pretty enough to get money for parading a dick in a pair of underwear.
Patrick
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2011-05-09 21:51
I agree completely, Patrick.
Tris
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2011-05-09 21:51
God those photographs of him in seethru underwear erect were great
Richard Norton
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2011-05-09 21:51
October 03, 2007
Delay...
I know you can't see him very well, but that's a picture of the cute maintenance guy who just rebooted our airplane... :-)
OK, here it is. September 2007 is in the history books. And while there are several people that I'd like to Slap this month, we have a slate of 25 candidates for your consideration.
It's been a tough month since the outset - we had several tennis hotties in honor of the USOpen. And there were a couple of truly stunning rugby studs and some extremely attractive models. There was also the (slight) controversey surrounding Paul Walker. He may not be the best actor - but is he the best looking?
YOU were high on the list but disqualified on a technical ruling for lack of any skin shots - which we all know is a major requirement here. Plus - no hubby pics.
Kyle
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2011-05-09 21:51
It has to be Seann William Scott. Not only for his magnificent smile and body, but how he reacted in 'Road Trip' when his character became adddicted to the joy of prostate massage.
fareva
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2011-05-09 21:51
#1000 was my second choice. . .well, it was between you and Paul Walker
Cruz
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2011-05-09 21:51
Definitely #1000! With all the effort you put in - this is a no brainer. Hell you deserve slap of the year.
Fritz
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I went with you, buddy! Thanks for great entertainment every morning.
sam
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2011-05-09 21:51
Our OWN #1000 deserves far more than slap of the month, he deserves our love and admiration for treating us to this site everyday! Thanks OUR #1000 Now the rest of you...SHOW SOME RESPECT! #1000 for slap of the month!!!!!!
Rick
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2011-05-09 21:51
C'mon, guys, let's get that vote count up for #1000! After all, without him we wouldn't have these other slap-worthy dudes to look at every day. Besides, who knows, if he wins maybe we'll get a shirtless (or better!) picture of The Man.
Deed
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2011-05-09 21:51
that nick lachey is so fucking goddamn frickin ultra hot! he's perfect!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Great selection! I have to go for Brett Hollands. He's the total package for me: most handsome I've seen with a scorching hot bod. Love it!!!!!
Jeff
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2011-05-09 21:51
This is understandable that money makes us autonomous. But what to do if somebody does not have money? The one way is to get the http://lowest-rate-loans.com or auto loan.
Today's Slap goes out to one of the really pretty ones out there - Stuart Townsend. Better known, perhaps, as Mr. Charlize Theron. For my money, he looked his creepy best in Queen of the Damned where he played a much hotter Lestat than Tom Cruise could even dream of. He also played Dorian Gray in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - never say it, but I can fantasize that he was naked in it the whole time.
This is one of those ones I just don't get at all. I don't get how he's supposed to be gorgeous. I don't get how he was originally going to be Aragorn. I don't get why people like him... I certainly don't. I hated Queen of the Damned. Especially when he played the violin and it was very clear that he had no idea what he was actually doing when they filmed it. Blech.
Tris
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2011-05-09 21:51
English? Whatever else he is Stuart is definitely not English. For me he has exactly that wild Irish boy vibe which makes hik irresistible. Slap of the month material...
Aidan - UK
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2011-05-09 21:51
awww! he was so cute in will&grace! cant compete with charlize! she's the sh!t. luv her!
drm
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2011-05-09 21:51
Nope....one of those pale, unkempt English boys who look like they really need a good shower and a haircut. Missed the mark on this one.
Rock
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Some of this stuff is border-line kink. Give me the French rugger any day.
Patrick
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2011-05-09 21:51
I've always found him to be just a bit odd looking. not sure what it is...
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
I don't know about this guy. Okay, he's got a decent body. But something about the face is just a little off. Maybe it's the shadows under his eyes (even without makeup). Or maybe it's the somewhat indistinct jawline. Or maybe just the "dead stare" eyes. I don't know. He just doesn't look fully human (and I'm not just talking about the vampire pictures).
Jim
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2011-05-09 21:51
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-- Bob
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-- Ben
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-- Dave
"Smooth, blond boys? Is that REALLY a new theme for this site???"
-- anonymous
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-- jt
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-- Ron
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-- Kevin