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Slap! - Val Kilmer
Bernardo reminded me that I'd commited a grave oversight by not Slapping Val Kilmer:
Secondly, after much thought, I have finally decided to give you a heads up on someone... have you ever slapped Val Kilmer? He's soo cute with his dirty blondish hair... has natural body... and, above all, has been in so many erasable action/adventure/romantic flicks in which he always sports his sexy smile...

Of course, I know his time is long past, but his fine moments are truly historical! (some of these are on 'Red Planet -- the reason behind this email).

Anyway... the guy's hot, famous for a long time... and hence sure to be the lead of many guys' wet dreams! Please, slap him!
And he's right - Val's one of my all-time favorites. He does seem to have let himself go a bit (OK, a lot) lately, but he used to be wicked hot. What a shame.

He was in one of my favorite stupid movies ever - Real Genius, which was his second appearance on the big screen. He was also in Batman Forever, and as Bernardo mentioned - one of my favorite sci-fi films - Red Planet.

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Okay, Val WAS hot, was being the operative word here, and you forgot one of the best ones yet, Top Gun, the volleyball match scene kept this boy happy in his prepubescent days...I know that he has let himself go, but do we need the evidence of pic #7 - YUCK!!!
andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

please remove pic#7 before your entire constituency is forced to go the doctor for nausea medication...that's just awful
will | 2011-05-09 21:51

"Top Secret" had to have been one of his most boner-inducing movies ever! How he ever got those skintight jeans on for filming is a mystery, but damn his ass looked outrageously good in them!
Rick | 2011-05-09 21:51

oh MY!
Marco | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - George Stults
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Marvin, who wrote to say:
I am not sure if you have slapped him but if you have not, may I suggest George Stults who has been in 7th Heaven. He is stunningly gorgeous and I do not even like blonds but he is just so scrumptious.
Stunningly gorgeous? OK, you got me. He's pretty stunningly gorgeous. And he has just the right amount of fur. And he's one of those guys that looks super sexy with a bit of scruff. Yum yum yum. So, I know I've been kinda lacking in the fur department around here lately, I hope this satisfies you fur-lovers at least a little bit.

Anyway, George here, as Marvin noted, was in 7th Heaven for a while, and he's had a few small guest roles here and there. He was also in two movies I've never heard of, which is a crying shame. He needs to be in more movies so we can see more skin.

Also, I have to confess to wondering just what was going on when he was nearly naked at a baseball game - I suppose it was some sort of charity clothing auction, but didn't anyone want to buy his underwear??

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WOW! I had seen this guy on 7th Heaven before, and basically thought he was just another pretty blond boy. But, with that body complete with fur? Again, I say to you - WOW! Now, where'd I put that drool cup?...
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow! I've see this guy before and never thought that much about him, but I sure will now. Thanks. The touch of fur is REALLY nice.
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

When asked if he wears boxers or briefs he said he went commando! I magine!
isoron | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow, nice one. Love the fur.
sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Pushing Daisies
I watched the first couple episodes of the season of Pushing Daisies tonight, and I have to confess I'm hooked. Flush with a Tim Burton vibe, the show reminds me most of Edward Scissorhands without the creepy overtones. Which is rather surprising, actually, given the show's premise of a guy who brings people back from the dead, if only briefly.

And I do confess that one of the reasons that I enjoy the show is its star, Lee Pace. They showed him, very briefly, in a bubble bath in episode 2, but you couldn't see anything. Here's hoping we'll see more soon.

Oh. And I should say that I watched the episodes on's full episode viewer. You really should try it if you haven't - it's fantastic.

yay! i luv Pushing Daisies, its a great show! and the lead guy is sooo cute! oh well, im a sucker for geeky guys!
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love this show... yes, Lee Pace is a great reason to watch.. yum...

But also, there is Swoozie Kurtz, Kristen Chenoweth, Ellen Greene, and the rest of the very talented cast. And it is done like a fairy tale, which is something I have never seen before on primetime.

Oh, and did I mention Lee Pace? yummmm
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yay! I know I asked you eons ago for this one - thanks for doing Lee! He's beyooo-tiful.

He was cute on "Wonderfalls" too, and I still say Tyron Leitso, who was also on that show, is quite possibly the hottest guy on the planet.
Spike | 2011-05-09 21:51

I LOVE this show and Lee Pace is such a cutie. Isn't he the guy that played the transvestite in A Soldiers Girl?
Jimmy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Ricky Whittle
During my recent Hollyoaks binge, Gary wrote to ask that I Slap Ricky Whittle:
Hey. Great slaps from Hollyoaks! How about slapping Ricky Whittle who plays Calvin?

Check out his website at: There's some pictures there.

Keep up the great slaps. And the random hotties are appreciated, too.
Definitely a keeper! I especially like the picture of him looking like a devil... It gives me ideas.

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Finally some color....beautiful!
Rick | 2011-05-09 21:51

What show is this and where can I find it ? This guy is simply stunning!
T | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ricky is fine, but who the Hell is the guy next to him in the last photo?
He is mighty fine also! I would love to be in the middle of that sandwich!!!
RiC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Buster enjoys a fall day...

Looks totally content. Which reminds me - aren't we kind of overdue for a hot, furry man again? Just a thought......
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Mitch Morris
I'm honestly ashamed to admit that I watched Another Gay Movie for the first time. I guess there's no reason to be ashamed. It's an exceedingly stupid movie, but it was quite entertaining. And the eye candy is fabulous. If you want an easy summary, it's "Gaymerican Pie".

Anyway today's Slap is part of that eye candy. Mitch Morris played Griff, the uber-geeky gay boy. They really worked hard to make him geeky and unattractive, but didn't succeed. He looked fine throughout the movie. I found a few screen caps, and made a few of my own.

In the end, Griff he hooked up with another hottie - and former Slap - Jonathan Chase.

Mitch was also in Queer as Folk for a few episodes, but that must have been when I was skipping the show. Because I can't believe I would have missed him. He also had a role in the short-lived E-Ring.

Finally, does anyone else think he looks kinda like Kerr Smith?

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he actually looked quite different and all butched-up in QAF as the extremist/activist dude who got Justin involved for a while.
Daz | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love Kerr Smith--he radiates sexy to me.

I definitly see what you mean, there's some kerr-esqueness around the eyes and when he smiles (for Mitch).
Dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

The movie was crap, I thought, but—and I'm not into twinks—he was hands-down adorable.
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

yay! his character in the movie AGM is my fav along w/ jonathan chase! they are both my myspace buddies! luv'em!!!
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random hottie! - Colt McCoy

OK, I know I'm showing my overriding homo-ness here. But I know Colt McCoy is a football player, but I'm only 50% sure that he plays for Texas.

And I'm not searching for an answer on purpose.

Is it just me, or do they all look a bit like beasts of burden with that crap strapped to them?
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yes, Colt is the QB for the University of Texas and is actually from a small town just down the road from where I live in Abilene, TX.
Jimmy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Ian Somerhalder
Since Brendan was kind enough to send me some very nice pictures of Ian Somerhalder, I thought it was only fair to make him today's Slap. What pictures, you ask? The numerous pictures of his ass, and a couple (depending on how you count) of his bits. Nice! And then there's the picture of him with a miniature dachsund that I know H will love.

And Ian really is beautiful. Yes, I know he's said some less than pleasant things, but he did, after all, play gay in The Rules of Attraction. And hell, he "played gay" in Lost, even if it was kinda lame.

Ian was also in Smallville for a few episodes. I'm not sure where the nude pics came from, but honestly, they're just not enough. I guess I really wanna see him in a porn flick.

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He is so DAMN beautiful... what I wouldn't do for one night with him...
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

The best shots are from the HBO
series Tell Me That You Love Me
which is pretty graphic even for
HBO. Ian looks great but a little
shaggy for my taste...
David W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Perhaps he didn't like kissing van der Beek because van der Beek got a little too into it, if ya know what I mean. From what I've heard he's a big ole 'mo.
Toy | 2011-05-09 21:51

He just finished filming "The Tournament" in Bulgaria with the AMAZING Kelly Hu. Can't wait for it.
Johnnie | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Paul Lekakis
Marco wrote to ask that I Slap Paul Lekakis, saying:
How about a slap for one of the hottest gay icons out there: Paul Lekakis? Sexy roles in Circuit, Just Can't Get Enough and Sex, Politics & Cocktails after landing on the charts with the classic disco song, Boom, Boom, Boom. He's still smoking 20 years laters.
I'm not exactly sure what he's referring to when he says "20 years later", but that's OK. Paul's hot - and probably was 20 years ago too. As mentioned, he had a role in Circuit (in 2001), and in HereTV's HellBent.

I don't know much else about him, but I do have this personal bit to share: You'll see a picture after the jump of Paul (I'm pretty sure it's Paul) in a chair, with a girl at a makeup desk in the foreground. Paul looks fabulous, of course. Well, I remember seeing that picture at Juicy's house ages ago - and I'd always wondered who it was. Now I know.

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Great photos and thanks for posting! It's been 20 years since his single Boom Boom (Let's Go Back to My Room) was released back in 1987. :-)
Marco | 2011-05-09 21:51

i say he looks better now!!!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree with Snarf's "meh". Too gay for words. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slapdate! - Christopher Gorham
DD wrote to point out that former Slap Christopher Gorham is looking good on Ugly Betty this week. Indeed he is:

Image from Towleroad.

i can't wait to see the show
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's looked good since "Jake 2.0" a few years back. You just see the nerd face and the sweater vest and you don't imagine he'd look like that underneath.
Stuart M | 2011-05-09 21:51

Always thought he was a cutie since his days on the WB's "Popular" yum.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

I was under the impression Betty was just seeing Henry's face on the underwear model, not an actual nekked Henry. Not that I would past on a nekked Henry!
gad1n10 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Penn Badgley
Jeremy is responsible for today's Slap of actor Penn Badgley. I confess never having heard of Penn, which is really a shame. Because what a hottie!! He certainly looked pretty good when he was a bit younger, but the more recent pics? He looks amazing. And it looks like he has some nice fur on his chest these days.

Jeremy apparently saw him in Gossip Girls and really enjoyed the view. I'm hoping that Gossip Girls is a big success and we start to see more of Penn. I wanna see that hairy chest!

I'll keep my eyes out - and if you see any good pics, give me a heads up!

In the meantime enjoy!

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Medium lenght hair is his best. Does give him a hint of Fabrizio Fillipo... which is not a bad thing.
gad1n10 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Great choice for a slap. I've been a fan of Penn's for some time now but he's never looked better than he does on Gossip Girl. And that chest hair was an unexpected but pleasant surprise.
Robin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Penn: thou art a total hottie, however thou shalt NEVER grow thy hair long again. Keep it long enough for the curls to get started, then cut it short, and thou shalt be a babe forever...

my oh my this man is hot!
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sometimes when people suggest slaps I find myself wondering what in the world they were thinking.

This is not one of those times.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random hottie! - Drew Weatherford

Since it's (still, oy...) football season, I thought another football hottie was in order. So I give you FSU quarterback, Drew Weatherford.

Now your talking! Willie Korn at Clemson doesn't come close to the smokin' body that Drew has.
fsumtnguy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Maybe it's just me, but this pose reminds me of a broken action figure.
dcdrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Scott Foley
João write to ask that I Slap actor Scott Foley, saying:
I caught a re-run of Scrubs and got a glimpse of this extrmely hot guy... Scott Foley. Searched it here to see If you had more stills. You don't. He's now in "The Unit"..
Go check him out...
As noted, Scott is extremely hot. I've wanted to Slap him forever, but I was never able to find any skin pics, but today's search yielded a few nice shots of his very furry chest.

He's been on Scrubs a number of times, playing J.D.'s friend, right? I think? And lately he's been playing in The Unit. And although I didn't see the episode, I'm guessing the skin pics after the jump came from his appearance on House M.D., which I have to confess is one of my favorite shows.

I guess his biggest role to date, however, was as Noel Crane on Felicity for several years.

I really do wish he'd take off his shirt more. He's got such a nice furry chest, it's a shame to hide it.

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Man that MoFo is FINE!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Not his friend, he was his friend's(female)boyfriend. And he is pretty hot.
Matty | 2011-05-09 21:51

ONE WORD...DEEEEELISH!!! Nice suckable nips on top of everything else!
mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

nice unit -someone had to say it
Tommy Fairgate | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Sean Maher
Today's Slap goes out at the request of Stephen to Sean Maher:
Watching Firefly on dvd lately and Serenity, it occurred to me that Sean Maher who played the luscious doctor may not yet have been slapped; or did I miss that one?
The "luscious" doctor? Now how am I supposed to ignore a descriptor like that? Well, obviously I can't.

As Stephen noted, Sean played Dr. Simon Tam in Firefly. He also played for a bit in Party of Five, The $treet and Ryan Caulfield: Year One.

He's been in a few other things, but I really can't tell you much. And I do have to ask this: Is Firefly worth watching? I'm a sci-fi geek, but some of the series just can't seem to get it right.

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I agree with John. Firefly is one of the better sci-fi series of the recent past. It ended too soon if you ask me.
tracy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Firefly was a great series! Most of its fans (like me) are fairly rabid about it. All the guys were hot: Nathan Fillion, Adam Baldwin, and especially Alan Tudyk, the pilot.
Joel | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh yay! I totally lust Sean Maher!

You must see Firefly and Serenity! An awesome show, and incredible follow-up movie!

Oh yeah, and Nathan Fillion gets nekkid in an episode!
Kap | 2011-05-09 21:51

Firefly is *essential* viewing for any sci fi fan. Watch it today! In a way, Firefly is a western. A sci fi western, or western sci fi--genre-wise it's very unique. The writing is terrific, the character development is focal and intriguing--it's a biggish ensemble cast that includes the very sexy Nathan Fillion, who appears nude in one scene of the TV series, and the also very sexy hairy-chested Adam Baldwin, blond Alan Tudyk, and of course the beautiful Sean Maher.

First, watch the TV series (there was only one season). Then there is a short bridge graphic novel (which isn't essential to follow story lines) that connects the the TV show to the movie "Serenity," which completes and ends (?) the story.

Joss Whedon is coming out this fall with another graphic novel telling more stories about the characters.
ubu | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random Hottie - Willy Korn

Sorry I missed the Slap yesterday, but I was racing home last night to beat a winter storm that was breathing down our neck. I almost made it - and ended up driving through some of the toughest snow I've even encountered.

So instead I give you, with apologies to Ernie, Clemson quarterback (freshman quarterback?) Willy Korn.

Gotta love the tonge action there.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

As Clemson alumni, this makes me proud.
jordanboston | 2011-05-09 21:51

Dumbledore outed by J. K. Rowling
I've read all of the Harry Potter books, and thinking about it, the idea makes sense, but I'm still surprised: Dumbledore is gay.

Just think - the bigot brigade has a whole new reason to hate Harry Potter. Nice!

Yes, but they'll look even stupider making a fuss over it (which I think is Rowling's idea) give a bigot a rope and they'll hang themselves with it every time.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

I never read the books just saw the films so somewhat surprising but had been rumours on the web that it might be a student not a Teacher (especially one so old and Powerful as Dumbledore)doesn't make me think any less of him still a good fictional character in the Potter films 1-7).
Nyles | 2011-05-09 21:51

I have read all 7 novels and am currently on my second reading of them. I was floored to read this on the net the other day. However, I am proud that the author of such a widely read series of novels would have considered one of her major characters to be gay without making a huge deal of it during the course of wirting the novels. It's a nice surprise to see that a character I have always loved and admired is batting for the same team!
Dennis E. Miller | 2011-05-09 21:51

Give him an honorary slap!!!
Niall | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Kevin Sacre
Today's Slap goes out to Kevin Sacre, the hairy hottie featured in a picture or two with recent Slap Guy Burnet. Thanks to all the guys who were kind enough to identify him.

Like Guy, Kevin here was in Hollyoaks for a while - but as someone pointed out on Guy's Slap, the IMDb reporting of his appearances in the show are wrong.

I have to ask one question about Kevin (and Guy, for the matter): Why aren't these British hotties coming across the pond to entertain us Yanks??

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Uhhh, from that first pic -- who is that Daniel Hyde guy? He totally takes any attention away from this slap. Show us more of him, please.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

he still is in Hollyoaks
Chris A | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hollyoaks is on BBC America about 3 times a week or you can probably get it on netflix. Has anyone thought of slapping Ben Richards (Bruno) from Footballers Wives.
jon | 2011-05-09 21:51

Eric W, your comment is proof that we all have such divergent tastes. One look at Kevin's furry chest and those eyes and smile, and I had to remind myself to breathe...god what a beauty!
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Jake follow-up
After my Slap of Jake Gyllenhaal the other day, Bob found - on Good as You - a clip of The Today Show, where Jake was interviewed by Meredith. She asked a rather pointed question :

I wish I could have heard the answer. No one should be allowed to be that cute. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

Jake is so cute! He was on Ellen yesterday and was really adorable. I wouldn't kick him out of bed!
Jimmy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Danny Dyer
Since we've been doing chaps from across the pond, I thought it was worth Slapping another, actor Danny Dyer. I can't really tell what Danny's best known for - IMDb's report of The Football Factory notwithstanding - but I can tell that he's really quite fetching. Other than that, I really can't tell you anything.

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Where's a bag when you need one?
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

The most unattractive chest hair ever - a advert for trimming!
Mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

Love the hair on the chest and stomach.. very hot!
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

ah, he'll do...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

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OK, I wanna know. How many people have seen this video? I was speaking to Juicy Spammy today and he pointed me to this - and I'd never even heard of it. I feel so un-fabulous. Spammy is threatening to revoke my gay card.

Yeah I saw it some time ago on youtube...the same guy made one about muffins and text message breakups. He is also on a show on VH1 called "I hate my 30's".
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

OMG, Kelly is like so last week! Check out the parody on youtube, BRAINS. Just in time for Halloween.
dcdrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

They played that as a song for a couple of weeks on one of the SIRIUS stations (AltNation I think) and there were a ton of very angry callers protesting it! LOL
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

It has been out for a while - where have you been Rob? They even played it at a bar in San Fran 4 months ago when I was visiting a friend. You should check out the male prisoners from a philippine jail. They did MJ's thriller to a T. It's scary.
here is the link.
John | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Gethin Jones
Today's Slap goes out to Welsh hottie Gethin Jones, at the suggestion of Ben, who reports that Gethin was just named "sexiest man in Wales". I can imagine. Gethin seems to be best known as the host of Blue Peter which is ... um ... some kind of show in the UK. Actually, it's a kids' program that I know nothing about. I suppose it's like Sesame Street?

I should point out, for the squeamish fur lovers out there, some of the pics after the jump include a rather violent waxing of Gethin's nice fur. Pity.

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Not just that. A couple of weeks ago, the new series of Strictly Come Dancing (which you renamed Dancing with the stars) began, and guess who one of the male celebs is? :D

It's a pretty easy series on the eyes, actually, a few lookers. He's definitely the best of 'em ;-)

And Blue Peter is... an institution, if slightly hard to explain quickly. Here's one we made earlier!
John | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nope. Definitely not.
Patrick | 2011-05-09 21:51

Blue Peter - Blew Peter = Who the hell is Peter!?! LUCKY PETER.
Scott | 2011-05-09 21:51

What a hot guy! The fur is nice...but I won't kick him out for a little blue paint either. I'd say the questionable guy is definitely NOT Gethin.
John | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Guy Burnet
Today's Slap goes out, at the request of Jay, to Guy Burnet:
how about guy burnet? he's a great, hot british actor who just left the show hollyoaks. he played bisexual craig dean in the storyline of the year on british tv.
How, I ask you, could I ignore a request that contained such fun tidbits? And to top it off, Guy's quite the hottie. As Jay mentioned, he played Craig Dean on Hollyoaks for a while, even though IMDb only credits him with 2 episodes. Not sure what that's about.

It's hard to find much more about Guy. What can you tell me?

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Yeah, Guy is cute. But I saw a couple of interviews in which it became all too clear that he wasn't exactly thrilled about playing bisexual. (He actually admitted in one that he was "distraught" when the producers proposed the storyline.)

What about James Sutton, who plays his love interest John Paul? He's cute, and he seems like a decent guy.
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh, and the hairy guy is Kevin Sacre.
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

not bad, not bad...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Who's the hairy friend with Guy in the first picture?
He should be the next slep!!
lookingfor hair | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jake Gyllenhaal
For my first Slap back, I'm going with the request of KD (I think it was KD?) who asked that I Slap Jake Gyllenhaal. Well, Jake is absolutely one of my all-time favorites, and he hasn't had a good hard Slap in nearly three years. And since there were some really good pics that hadn't made it in the first time, I thought he was a great choice!

Most of you probably know Jake from his fabulous role as Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain. I can't believe there's anyone out there who hasn't seen it, but if not, hie thee hence to Netflix and rent it!!

There was a rumor floating around out there recently that Jake was "going to come out". I never heard that he did so, but what a lovely idea. So if you know anything tell us - or e-mail me (yes, the link works again ). I promise to keep whatever secrets I learn.


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anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

He really is getting better looking as he get older. Personally I like his bearded look better than the clean shaven boy next door look.
Does anyone think he'd be as fameous if he hadn't played gay? (and before everybody starts saying "what do you mean PLAYED gay? - lets remember MOST PERCEPTIONS ARE PROJECTIONS!)
Scott | 2011-05-09 21:51

Another example of why men should NOT shave their bodies. I feel moist. I am happy.
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

yes, he is getting better with age.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

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It's beginning to look a lot like winter!

That's real nice, but I can't see any naked MEN!
KD | 2011-05-09 21:51

KD.. there is beauty to be seen in more than just naked men. Take a look at the world around you.
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm thinking if you did see naked men it looks cold enough that you wouldn't know they were men! :o)
Alan | 2011-05-09 21:51

It's Back!
Yay! The server is back! And I didn't lose a single image!

This is in no way thanks to the idiots at the server farm where Bent lives.

Regular Slapping resumes tomorrow. Today if I have the energy.

its my bday tommorow will u do jake gyllenhaal please
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

What happened with Tom the Aussie?
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

I need to see a naked man real bad. A half naked man? Maybe a leg? Please hurry.
KD | 2011-05-09 21:51

How about a partial of a thumb?
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Check-In with Your Cell Phone?
Sign me up!

Having gotten no fewer than 8 boarding passes yesterday, for what turned out to be a single flight, I love the idea of being able check-in for a flight with no paper at all...

If This is Thursday...
I'm now on day 16 of what has become a cross-country odyssey for me. I had originally planned this trip as a brief visit to my mom's house, but I have now covered quite a bit of the country from New York to (now) San Francisco.

I'm exhausted. But I've learned a few things while on this trip:

1) 50,000 frequent flier miles is a fuckload of miles. I know there are plenty of people who do 3 or 4 times that in a year, but this is my first year getting even to 50,000. I need a nap.

2) Avis allows domestic partners to drive their cars with no extra hassle. Nice!

3) Don't get me started on the TSA and airport screening.

4) I don't particularly care to gamble, but if I start it's hard to stop.

5) Daniel Boulud makes a mean truffle burger.

6) If you live in, or visit, San Francisco, you must try Bix.

7) Getting up with an alarm clock sucks. Yes, I know I'm spoiled.

Update 10/13/2007: Some other things I learned:

8) Venture capitalists are, generally, very cute.

9) The Delta terminal at San Francisco airport bites.

Avis is also a proud sponsor of the Austin Gay & Lesbian Int'l Film Festival
Myackie | 2011-05-09 21:51

welcome to civilization. er, um, san francisco. :) if you're here on saturday morning, wander down to the bottom of market street and ferry plaza farmer's market. nothing better then blue bottle coffee and some of the best produce in the world.
matt | 2011-05-09 21:51

I would like to propose not to wait until you get enough money to buy all you need! You should just take the loans or just commercial loan and feel yourself comfortable
ClineWinnie32 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hot hot hot!
I'm in Las Vegas right now working at a show, and yesterday while we were setting up I saw the hottest guy. Ever. Well, 2nd hottest.

Anyway, his name's Tim or Tom or something. He has a great face, a nice little lightly furry chest. And a fabulous British accent.

I'm gonna try to get a picture today. Then I'll see if I can figure out how to post it at least temporarily.

In other news, yep, I'm in Vegas! I'm not a gambler at all - I have yet to wager a single dollar - but I love visiting here. The hotels and people watching are absolutely fascinating to me. I think I like the gestalt of the Bellagio best. The Venetian seems like it should be appealing, but honestly the indoor canals and gondolas with seatbelts just kind of annoy me. And I love the Wynn - the outdoor fountain-pond-thingy with the freaky music and light shows is sweet.

I'm sure I'll gamble a few dollars while I'm here - last time I think I spent $20 - but I've got hotels on my list that I missed before, so I'll be very busy with those.

Update 10/10/2007: "A Days Inn in the shape of a pyramid". Ouch! Anyway, I have a Tom update. Yes, his name is Tom. He's clearly Aussie - LOVE that accent. And he looks great in a suit. Now I wanna see how he looks OUT of the suit...

Looking forward to seeing a picture of this Tom!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Don't forget to ride the roller coaster at the top of Stratosphere.
Johnnie | 2011-05-09 21:51

Enjoy! There are some really great clubs there as well as shopping.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

You also look great in a suit, and we'd still like to see what YOU look like OUT of the suit.
James | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap Substitute
For those of you craving skin, I offer this :

OK - He starts out in bare feet and white briefs but midway ends up in sweat pants and gym shorts - interesting washing machine! He's doable but looks like he thinks so too.
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

he punches like a girl
Tommy Fairgate | 2011-05-09 21:51

"he punches like a girl
Tommy Fairgate | 2007-10-08 - 21:26"

That's an insult to female boxers, kickboxers, and MMA fighters around the world. Trust me, they punch better than he does.
Dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

One of My Favorite Commercials

I love this commercial. It brings to mind the frustration experienced when women (OK, not always but mostly) insist on writing checks for things like coffee. Seriously. $2 for coffee and you want to write a check?? Insanity.


Again, for those of you checking in late. My site had a major crash this weekend. I'm out of town and won't be able to finish the repairs (and post new images) until next weekend. Hopefully I'll be able to fix it then...

was that phew or pew. :o)
Alan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Actually when I was working in retail it was always my experience that the men would be the ones who would pay for something with $12 in nickels and dimes. Men and women seemed to write checks about equally.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

I REFUSE to be intimidated or to be made to feel guilty for using cash. Visa can kiss my debit card. Most of the time you pay and then wait for your stuff anyway. You REALLY need to learn to relax and not let the little things in life get to you. Someone told me with my kids when they were little "You not only can't win all the battles but you can't even fight them all so choose your battles wisely and let the rest go!"

Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

The check-writing doesn't bother me as much as when they haven't even gotten their check book out of their purse when all the groceries have been rung up. At least they could have it ready and filled out except for the amount. But NOOOOO, that would require thinking of the people in line behind you and having a little consideration, which apparently no one is willing to do anymore. Thank you for letting me vent :-)
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

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There Goes the Bride
I went to my cousin's wedding yesterday, and I have to say that I think it set a new record for the shortest wedding. Ever. Not that I'm complaining - I always figure I'm taking a risk any time I set foot in a church, and I need to get out fast - but I wish I'd known how short it would turn out to be - I'd have put a stop watch on it.

Part of the brevity of the service was the fact that it was in a Methodist church. They're not know for carrying on and on. On top of that put the fact that my cousin and his new wife were marrying in a church mostly at the insistence of their parents; it was not in any way out of what appears, at least to me, to be a personal faith.

So anyway. I did my 15 minutes of church for the year. Phew.

Hey Boys,

certainly not the right place to put my comment!. I cannot see any (jpg) picture on this site. The "email link" unfortunately fails with an error. Any hint, how to proceed??

Hinnerk | 2011-05-09 21:51

Well, it had to happen eventually. The server that was hosting Bent, and various other blogs, finally crapped out. As in totally. Well, hopefully not totally. But almost totally.

Anyway, as you can see the database is still operational, but the pictures are not. And right now, I'm not anywhere near Colorado. And won't be for a week. But as soon as I'm back I'll get the images put back together.

In the meantime I may actually have to write something on this blog rather than just posting pictures of hot guys.

Oh no!
PT | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh no!
PT | 2011-05-09 21:51

When you do finally get the pics back together make sure you include a few more of yourself!
Troy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hey, least we can just keep replaying the William Levy video's not ALL bad! :)
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Dan Eisengart
Someone wrote a while back to recommend that I check on the hotties on L.A. Models. What an outstanding idea!! Today's hottie is shamelessly stolen from that effort. Dan Eisengart is my personal favorite from the site, but I'll defintiely be featuring other of their hotties in the next few weeks.


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Chaz Xavier as well DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'll take a piece of Brett Novek, please.
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

How cool, Paul Satterfield is a model too. He had a great role on One Life to Live. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap of the Month - September! - Me? And Clément Poitrenaud
Wow. I really can't believe it. With the choice of all of those hotties, you voted me Slap of the Month. I'm pretty sure the person who commented that I was disqualified on a technicality because of the lack of skin was right, but nevertheless, I really do appreciate the votes.

Personally, I voted for Clément Poitrenaud. He was the runaway winner for me. So since I'm really reluctant to declare myself the winner - especially because of that technicality - Clément is hereby declared co-winner.

And this month's runner-up is October's guest Slap, Seann William Scott. I think Seann is especially deserving because of his apparently very gay-friendly attitude.

Poor Seann--He really, really, really deserves to be Slap of the Month. Maybe for October he will score a slap-touchdown?
mikwiz | 2011-05-09 21:51

You deserve the honor. Nobody deserves it more.
Fritz | 2011-05-09 21:51

We voted and it stands! YOU are OUR pick! The technicality is hereby OVERRULED!
Rick | 2011-05-09 21:51

No overruling! SHOW SOME SKIN! SHOW SOME SKIN! Better late than never.

Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Alistair Appleton
Today's Slap goes out, at the request of Tim, to UK actor Alistair Appleton:
I have a great slap for you: Allistair Appleton. I've been watching him on reruns of BBC's "Cash in the Attic" and he is both hot and adorable. I think I've developed a bit of a crush, and according to wikipedia, there is some hope -- he's openly gay.

There are some pictures on his website,, but the best ones are candids in his blog. Regrettably, he doesn't include many pictures of himself, but there are a few. While typing this message, I've been looking at his blog, and I ahve to say, he's a rather fascinating person. I don't think I have a crush on him anymore, I think I just fell in love. Here are links to a couple pages of his blog.
Alistair is definitely a cutie, I'd say. And the fact that he's gay is quite zesty. I just wish I could find more skin pictures. There's some decent stuff, but I need more! Alistair was apparently in Footballers' Wives for an episode - sounds like fun!

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Update 10/5/2007: D'oh! Fixed the link. Thanks Bernardo!

Update 11/16/07: halcot was kind enough to send along another very nice pic of Alistair. Enjoy!

And what aboout the link to the Slap page?
Bernardo | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow...nice ass!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've had a crush on him for ages!! Thanks!!
Yon | 2011-05-09 21:51

Footballer wives!. You want smokin' hot why not slap Ben Richards who played Bruno. Now thats a man!
jon | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slapdate! - William Levy
You remember former Slap William Levy?

Remember him? He's my favorite slap EVER!
Jeff | 2011-05-09 21:51

He just keeps getting hotter. Qué un cuerpo hermoso!
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

of course i do... i suggested the slap! YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

He has a weird pinhead. Look at how small his head looks compared to his body. It's kind of creepy. Bad acting plus small head equals not good.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

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I know you can't see him very well, but that's a picture of the cute
maintenance guy who just rebooted our airplane... :-)

Slap of the Month - September!
OK, here it is. September 2007 is in the history books. And while there are several people that I'd like to Slap this month, we have a slate of 25 candidates for your consideration.

It's been a tough month since the outset - we had several tennis hotties in honor of the USOpen. And there were a couple of truly stunning rugby studs and some extremely attractive models. There was also the (slight) controversey surrounding Paul Walker. He may not be the best actor - but is he the best looking?

So let's have it! Cast your votes!

Feliciano Lopez

#1000 - Me!

Tommy Robredo

Brett Hollands

Vince Corazza

Gerard Butler

Roger Federer

Tom Brady

Nick Lachey

Henry Ian Cusick

Ralph Fiennes

Wes Bentley

Andreas Thorkildsen

Frédéric Cermeno

Rupert Graves

Matt Loewen

Clément Poitrenaud

Danny Nucci

Shia LaBeouf

Paul Walker

Albert Reed

James Blunt

Seann William Scott

Michael C. Hall

Michael Bergin

YOU were high on the list but disqualified on a technical ruling for lack of any skin shots - which we all know is a major requirement here. Plus - no hubby pics.
Kyle | 2011-05-09 21:51

It has to be Seann William Scott. Not only for his magnificent smile and body, but how he reacted in 'Road Trip' when his character became adddicted to the joy of prostate massage.
fareva | 2011-05-09 21:51

#1000 was my second choice. . .well, it was between you and Paul Walker
Cruz | 2011-05-09 21:51

Definitely #1000!
With all the effort you put in - this is a no brainer. Hell you deserve slap of the year.
Fritz | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Stuart Townsend
Today's Slap goes out to one of the really pretty ones out there - Stuart Townsend. Better known, perhaps, as Mr. Charlize Theron. For my money, he looked his creepy best in Queen of the Damned where he played a much hotter Lestat than Tom Cruise could even dream of. He also played Dorian Gray in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - never say it, but I can fantasize that he was naked in it the whole time.

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This is one of those ones I just don't get at all. I don't get how he's supposed to be gorgeous. I don't get how he was originally going to be Aragorn. I don't get why people like him... I certainly don't. I hated Queen of the Damned. Especially when he played the violin and it was very clear that he had no idea what he was actually doing when they filmed it. Blech.
Tris | 2011-05-09 21:51

English? Whatever else he is Stuart is definitely not English. For me he has exactly that wild Irish boy vibe which makes hik irresistible. Slap of the month material...
Aidan - UK | 2011-05-09 21:51

awww! he was so cute in will&grace! cant compete with charlize! she's the sh!t. luv her!
drm | 2011-05-09 21:51 of those pale, unkempt English boys who look like they really need a good shower and a haircut. Missed the mark on this one.
Rock | 2011-05-09 21:51

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