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Slap! - Daniel Radcliffe
Every other blogger in the world seems to have gotten to this before me, but I have to thank Colin for bringing it to my attention first.

Daniel Radcliffe you'll best know as Harry Potter, but last year he caused quite a stir when it was announced that he'd be appearing in Equus, a bizarre psycho-sexual drama about a boy who's erotically aroused with blinding horses - having seen the play in college, I can attest to the fact that it is indeed creepy. I, of course, was only there because one of my classmates looked VERY hot playing one of the horses - without his shirt. Yum. But I digress. The commotion created was due to the fact that Daniel announced that he would be appearing naked.

Well, yesterday the producers of the play upped the ante by releasing some promotional photographs of Daniel in various states of undress. There are no frontal shots - you'll have to buy a ticket to the play for that - but there are some very revealing pics in the bunch.



More Daniel Radcliffe

While I'm at it, let me say again (like I did the last time I posted someone "youngish), please don't complain. If you don't like him, fine. Feel free to move on to another blog, but probably not one of the 6 listed at the top of the page. Greg wrote after the last young guy (Zac Efron) that I apologized for and yelled at me:

I am getting REALLY tired of seeing so many of your members whining about someone they perceive as being too young to be admired. What is even worse is seeing you apologizing for it.
And you know what? He's right. So this time, fair warning. Enjoy or not, but complaints will be summarily ignored.


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Whoa!!! Harry is getting hairy... Nice!
chuck | 2011-05-09 21:51

He was this morning's special on the Today show... yummy (but he is only 17)
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

WOW. I sit corrected. Glad to see he's making sure not to get pigeon-holed as Harry Potter but branching out - AND HOW! Of course, the bit o' fur is what makes the difference between that nude lab mouse Zac Efron and young Daniel here. So, my prior comments aside, he is 17 and hot. There, I said it. Strike me down, and I'll die happy.
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sort of gives new meaning to Harry and his Magic Wand...
Bill | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Brandon Beemer
Xavier wrote to suggest today's Slap by saying:

Hello! I know I told you about Brandon Beemer before, but I just wanted to emphasize his hotness, now that the gossip is that he's been seen around with Lance Bass lately. YUM. He deserves a spanking.
Well hog tie me and dip me in butter. I can't imagine how 'ole BB slipped through the suggestion crack before - hell, he even had an asterisk next to his name in my suggestion file - but the quip about Lance Bass really got my juices flowing. If for no other reason than Lance doesn't seem to hang around with the ugly ones.

Well, not ugly indeed. Brandon Beemer is definitely one of those guys who is pure hotness. There are guys I find more attractive, but it's hard to imagine a more perfect package than this. And thanks to his role as Shawn Brady on Days of our Lives I was able to locate a very nice selection of pictures at SoapHunks.net.

As part of the collection of pics there were also some pics of Brandon from one of my favorite guilty pleasures, Undressed.



More Brandon Beemer

As for those of you wanting to know more about Brandon & Lance's torrid love affair, PerezHilton has the scoop. Of course, right now the scoop is limited to "sources tell us", but that's good enough for me...


Comments
Sweet hotness, Lance traded-up! Good for him.
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Rosella30Sims | 2011-05-09 21:51

Bless the lord for his sweaty body!
Xavier | 2011-05-09 21:51

Damn those boy band residuals sure are paying off in spades.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jason Bateman
After yesterday's Slap of Nathan Fillion, there was a bit of clamor when I mentioned that I thought he looked like today's Slap Jason Bateman. Those who commented seemed to agree with me (which is a good thing... ), but the whole conversation reminded me that I'd never actually Slapped Jason, which as usual in these cases, is an appalling oversight.

Jason got an early start on TV with Rick Schroeder (I have to confess, I'm not inclined to Slap him - should I?) in Silver Spoons, fooled around in Valerie's Family for several seasons, and recently led a great cast in the underappreciated Arrested Development.

Lately, he seems to have been playing the eponymous Jake Galvin in The Jake Effect. I don't remember hearing about that - was it cancelled?

Oh, and for good measure, Jason has 4 films that appear to be due for release this year. Wow, that's keeping busy!

As for Jason himself, I was disappointed at my inability to find more skin pics, because he's really nice to look at. And it's too bad the skin pics I did find had him looking so dorky - why couldn't he have taken off his shirt for this pic? That would have been hot!!



More Jason Bateman


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Hey! Don't forget that short-lived "Odd Couple" take off where he was roommates with a gay guy? Or was Jason the gay guy? And Vern always kept climbing in the window... Anyone? Help me!

mmm Jason - He's always been one of my favs.

(And Mr Fillion started on ABC daytime's "One Life to Live")
Ian | 2011-05-09 21:51

Jason did star in the short-lived sit-com "Some of My Best Friends" as Warren Fairbanks. The show was a 2001 TV series version of the 1997 film "Kiss Me, Guido." Bateman's Fairbanks was the main gay character. As in the film, he takes in a younger, naive, not-quite-okay-with-gay people actor-wannabe Frankie Zito, played by Danny Nucci. It was a very good show but, coming after the first few seasons of "Will & Grace," it never found its own audience and was canceled during the first seaon. If you're looking for another good slap, check out Nucci. He is a complete hottie. BTW, the show was written by Marc Cherry, who later gave us "Desperate Housewives."
Kelly | 2011-05-09 21:51

If anyone hasn't seen Arrested Development go get the DVDs and watch from start to finish. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

I have always thought Jason was cute! I'm sure he looks a lot better w/o clothes on than in the above pics. Love the beard on him.

PS...definately slap Rick Schroder!
Eric B. | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Nathan Fillion
Redranger1870 wrote to suggest today's victim - and David suggested him ages ago - actor Nathan Fillion. Nathan's been in a number of things, here and there, but honestly, he doesn't seem to have had any roles of note.

Well, OK, I did find one - he starred in Firefly: The Series for half a season or so, but I guess the show was cancelled? Oh. And he seems to have starred in Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place. Hmmm. OK, lemme change my story - he doesn't seem to have been in anything of note lately.

More importantly, however, let's discuss how Nathan looks - frankly, hot. And there are some nice pictures of his ass after the jump that you really should check out. And is it just me, or does he have a little Jason Bateman thing going on?



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And if you haven't seen Firefly yet...WHY NOT? Go rent it ASAP! It's a fabulous one-season show by Joss Whedon that Fox bizarrely canceled. It has great writing, character development, and a unique western/sci fi concept, but if that doesn't convince, then one episode features Nathan's naked butt, quite worth it. The follow-up movie Serenity wraps up what the TV series couldn't get to.
ubu | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hot Hot Hot, he got his start as Joey Buchannon on the soap One Life To Live.
steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

Serenity, Firefly(a must see), Season 7 of Buffy(as a misogynist priest), 2 guys and a girl.....

Nathan is great! And has a great butt!
Kap | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap away! He's one of my favorites. Didn't see Firefly, but was glued to the tv for Serenity. Loved him in "Two Guys and a Girl. . ."

He's simply gorgeous! Great face, great body. . . Thanks for a great start to the day!
Cruz | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random hottie - Tommy Haas


Tommy did really well in this year's Australian Open, and frankly he's looking better than ever (I still love the short hair). Now if tennis players would just step up to the plate and join the whole nude sportsmen photos trend. He could hold a tennis ball in front of himself if he wants...


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well it would be a first step if they wore sensible shorts. Try http://www.fotogordon.com/ for topless tennis players
Chris A | 2011-05-09 21:51

want to know a funny thing?i totally got hot watching gonzalez this year thinking the reserve ball in his pocket to be quite something else!
but its a damn shame that nadal did not make it to the finals this year.i am in love with his tush!
aschen | 2011-05-09 21:51

Do you think a tennis ball will cover it? You have to give them a little credit. I think they should use the webbed end of the racquet, it would cover everything nicely ;-)
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Andrew Levitas
There seems to have been a bit of a clamor lately for some nice pics of Andrew Levitas, and since Steve was nice enough to send along about 25 great looking pics of Andrew, I thought it was the least I could do to give him a good hard smack.

As posted recently, Andrew was in Hellbent, hereTV!'s gay slasher flick. Andrew's definitely a hottie, so enjoy and thanks, Steve, for the pics!!



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TOTALLY DREAMY!! Perfection that could keep me happy and content for years to come.
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sweet! Has a hot playful look about him, not to mention how playing gay at least twice makes him even more enticing! Thanks, Rob.
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

I absolutely loved him in "Psycho Beach Party". He's as gorgeous as ever!
Corey | 2011-05-09 21:51

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VioletChaney28 | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Timothy Olyphant
Snarf wrote the other day to ask that I Slap Timothy Olyphant. I have to confess, once again, that I'm surprised that I've never Slapped him before, and I'm surprised that I've never been asked to Slap him before.

Surprised partially because The Broken Hearts Club is one of my favorite "candy" movies - that is no nutritional value, just something that's fun to have on as background noise. I'm sure there are other from BHC that I haven't Slapped - look out for those soon...

Timothy is also in the current relase Catch and Release; I think the skanky pictures are from Rock Star; and another of my favorites, Go.

Timothy has one of those quirky faces that I've really come to enjoy. Combine that with a body that looks great, but isn't so flawless as to deserve immortalization in marble, and Timothy works his way pretty far up my list.



More Timothy Olyphant

You can check out XYZ's Timothy Olyphant Gallery for more pictures, including some skank-o-riffic pictures of him with nasty long hair, etc.


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He was asked in a magazine if a gay made made a pass at him if he would take it as s compliment. He said he would punch the guy in the face and be done with it. Not exactly the guy we see in films when we know what he is like in real life vs. reel life
Tickler2007 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Zach Braff is cute, Tim is not - most of those pics look remarkably ugly.

We can only hope that his first "gay pass" comes from a guy big enough to knock his block off, when Tim tries to punch in the face. What a jerk.
DennyR | 2011-05-09 21:51

Not hot. OK bod, face already starting to look a bit ragged. Those shots with the long hair--I hope they were from a drag scene. If not, yikes! Did he really say that crap about punching someone? Send him back to the Appalachians.
Vick Mafille | 2011-05-09 21:51

So he doesn't want to be hit on by guys. So what?

He's also in Deadwood as Sherrif Seth Bullock.

There is something dangerous about him! Great slap!
Kap | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Travis Kraft
Today's Slap is courtesy of Alex, who recommended today's victim, Travis Kraft.

Travis is clearly a model and has done some acting too. Of course I don't recognize a single movie or TV production on his list of credits, so maybe Alex can shed some light on Travis.

As for Travis, I have to say that he appears to be a "two facer". I mean, the pic on this page really just doesn't do much for me, but some of the ones after the jump are nothing short of stunning - especially the last one. WOW!



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Nice eyes! Thanks Slap
Hart Beat | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hot and mouthwatering
Mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love the blue eyes!
James | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thanks for the Slap!

I mus† admit that I haven't seen any of his performances. I first saw him and have only seen him in modeling stuff. Either way, he's a hottie. Thanks again.
Alex | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Hellbent
QueerBeacon has a very positive review of hereTV's movie Hellbent, recently released on DVD. Sounds like I'm gonna have to rent it...

And there's some serious hotness - check it out:




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Do you have more pictures about handsome Andrew Levitas? please please post them!!!!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yes, I want more pictures of Andrew Levitas, too! By the way, whatever happened to that hunk from Kiss Me, Guido? I remember taping the stripper scene in it.
Vick Mafille | 2011-05-09 21:51

I took my first loan when I was a teenager and it aided my business very much. However, I need the small business loan also.
SuzanneBaxter | 2011-05-09 21:51

Random hottie!
And while we're talking about Leonard, I was catching up on my important reading over at his site and came across this picture:



I can't imagine a picture being much hotter. There is something so sexy about a guy like that on a bike like that. Oy. I need a fan...


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You need to go down a couple pictures and post the one with the guy with the chair. Whoa!!!!http://wonderfulworldofleonard.blogspot.com/
Ken | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sexy as hell, but his legs look like sticks with absolutely no shape to them...I am glad that I'm not the only one who can't seem to get great results on my legs (no matter how much I work them out)
Your Mother | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Jonathan Bennett
Leonard, he of The Wonderful World of Leonard, wrote to suggest that I Slap Jonathan Bennett. Since I'd already Slapped Jonathan I said I should probably do a Slapdate instead, but when I looked at the pics Leonard sent, and then saw the appalling lack of skin in Jon's (is that too familiar?) original Slap, I decided that a full re-Slap was in order. Plus it saves me from having to work out someone else for tomorrow.

Jonathan doesn't have an extensive resume, but he was in something called Lovewrecked, from which Leonard got some of his pics. And in what is sure to be the best film of the year, he's due to be in 2007's The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning playing Bo Duke. According to IMDb, look for it in theaters on March 20.



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Rob...I loved the slap when you did it the first time. When you have a gorgeous face, gorgeous eyes, lips, smile...maybe I'm the only one, but I don't need skin to enjoy a beautiful man like this.
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

Kinda cute. Sort of reminds me of Brandon Routh (Everyone is being linked to Lance now that he's single again)
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Well he has to be gay....only a gay guy would have the same dumb smirk he has in every one of his pictures. He's pretty obnoxious I'd say. Oh and I pity anyone that is alleged to be "linked" to Big Mouth Bass....he's god awful ugly.
Your Mother | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thanks for another fantastic slap!

Ugly, Your Mother? Take the time to clean the inch-thick lenses in your glasses. This boy is gorgeous.
mickey | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Evil!
Yes, you read that right - my husband is evil. I'm in Denver today for work, and it was so cold here this morning that when I went out to scrape my car my hand nearly froze to the little plastic ice scraper doohickey. Yeesh.

Anyway, my husband sent me this picture tonight:



You'll probably want to visit Parrot Cay now.


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Isn't "evil" the new "good"?
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

please post some Kyle MacLachlan.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb" - Dark Helmet, from Spaceballs the Movie
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

Um....he isnt your husband cause you are gay....but he is definitely evil
Your Mother | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jason Momoa
Way back when, Ralph wrote to make a couple of suggestions, but for some reason I didn't Slap them. Or I may have Slapped them since and don't even know it. I get a lot of requests that I don't Slap for any number of reasons, so please don't take it personally. But Ralph wrote to suggest someone else that is fully deserving and simply got overlooked in the massive number of suggestions I get.

So in cleaning out my inbox, I came across Jason Momoa and Ralph's request for him and decided I really ought to get him in. Ralph reports that Jason was in Baywatch Hawaii, although IMDb calls it only one episode - not sure about that. He was also in the short-lived North Shore and lately has been in Stargate: Atlantis.

I gotta confess - I can't believe that I received such a fantastic suggestion and didn't get him Slapped. So please, if your suggestion is this good, and especially if you went to the trouble of sending pictures, nag me! I'll get him Slapped!



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No dreadlock pics from Stargate Atlantis? Although, i have to admit, this is the first I have seen of him with regular looking hair, and I l didn't realize he could be so cute (hair is the first thing i tend to look at on a guy).
Brandon Humphries | 2011-05-09 21:51

Definitely a hot body and a cute smile, but it looks like Leonard Nimoy left Jason his eyebrows in his will. LOL!
gm | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Hrithik Roshan
Returning to Bollywood, today's Slap is Hrithik Roshan. Mike wrote to suggest him after the last Bollywood Slap, John Abraham, and Al was into Hrithik's stuff ages ago. But the biggest thanks go to Jake, who was not only into Hrithik's stuff, but sent along quite a few pictures of said stuff, and finally - the enigmatically named "h" requested him almost a year ago.

So Hrithik has been in lots of things, none of which I've heard of. He's quite the star in India, apparently, but honestly, I'm not even sure where I'd get a Bollywood film to watch. So who can tell us something interesting about Hrithik? I can tell you that as big a star as he is (I think), Bollywood actors don't get paid much compared to their Hollywood counterparts. I'm sure that's gonna change, but for now Hrithik's biggest paycheck has been INR 5,000,000 (or about $120,000).



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nice, but he's just one of those guys thats only appealing with no fur and short hair. well for me anyways. but nice slap=)
Aussie | 2011-05-09 21:51

Eh so so...

BUT, Rob, I don't know if you've slapped this guy but I've been seeing this hunk on the Old Spice Commercials...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Aj55sgudlc

Don't know who this guy is but GOD he's pretty SLAP WORTHY if I may say so.
'Lo | 2011-05-09 21:51

well well well,its quite some look east policy you've been following here at bent!
i thought of reqesting hrithik roshan when you slapped john abraham,but since i like john better i just didn't bother.
and rob,if youy want to see any hrithik movie,plzz zero in for the latest---dhoom2.its the hottest he's ever looked.he replaced john as the sexy guy in the film.he's giving him serioud competition,but if i had john's body,i would'nt worry.
aschen | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hritik is quite easily one of India's biggest stars, and his latest fees are in the range of 70 million (approx 1.5 M USD). I personally haven't liked any movies by hritik except "lakshya" in which he plays a confused youngstar who decides to join the army and serve the nation, but in all those usually unwatchable movies, his performance stands out. He is one of India's best dancers, and thats including the classical dancers, which is quite a difficult task in itself. An excellently lithe body with great swift movements have given him the status...you can check out his dancing sample in http://youtube.com/watch?v=aBYTFeuEYCg ... from his latest superhit "dhoom 2". He is married and is blessed with a son (born last year). His dad too was a hero in Indian cinema in his time, and has directed many a hit films over the years...

Just for a further reference, John abraham stars in the movie "water" which is this year's official foreign film entry from canada in the oscars. The movie, though a canadian entry, is based on india's historical perspective and is a social commentary in the late 1800's. Due to extreme opinions and views expressed in the movie, the movie was not released in india, and thanks to the director deepa mehta's canadian citizenship, it has been selected for an oscar from canada.
apocalypse tomorrow | 2011-05-09 21:51

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New gay movie
QueerBeacon has a very hot look at a soon-to-be-released gay movie called Shelter.

I must say, it looks very promising:



Augusto has more pics - check 'em out.


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anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Random hottie! - Sam Hollenbach
John sent along this random hottie quite some time ago. I can't really say why I didn't post him before, but he's certainly worth it.



He was QB for Maryland this season.


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Forget Fear The Turtle!
I'd like to be speared by his turtle :)
jk | 2011-05-09 21:51

nada
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slapdate! - Adrian Bellani







Way back in October, when I Slapped Adrian Bellani, Roland was kind enough to send along a couple of pics I missed. Well, cleaning out my inbox, I found 'em and decided it was as good a time as any to post them. Enjoy!


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Yeah~ Who's the hottie on the left? Let's get some photos of him~
Dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

Adrian is HOT HOT HOT !
kardon | 2011-05-09 21:51

James Stevenson goes to my gym and he's even hotter in person....pretty sure he's straight though:(
Italianguy818 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Peter Krause
Today we're going to pay a visit to a little fur. I've had requests for Peter Krause from Omar, Dino and - I'm certain - a few other that I can't track down right now.

Regardless, Peter Krause is definitely one that is fully deserving of his Slap! His body certainly isn't perfect, but he's incredibly hot regardless. For those that like fur, I think there should be no complaint whatsoever. And for those who don't care so much for fur, I think Peter should still be pleasing. Heck - at the very least, you wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating Oreos...

Peter is best known for his role as Nate Fisher in Six Feet Under. And just in case you've never seen an episode (gasp!), go, rent it now! Yes, right now!

Many may not know it, but Peter also had a starring role in one of the best shows ever on TV. OK, that may be a slight exaggeration, but Sports Night really was exceptional - I was very disappointed when it was cancelled. Other television roles have been small guest runs.

He's also done a movie here or there, but no role that seems to be of much consequence. Which is too bad. He's a shame to miss. Maybe he'll pick up something soon...



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Many of the pics are courtesy of Dreamcaps.


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I've been checking out your site for a while now and not responed to any of the Slaps yet, but ..

Thank you for putting Peter up! I LOVE THIS MAN

He did a really bad SCIFI show called "The Lost Room" I was hooked just because of him!

Needless to say I have to watch "6 Feet Under" in private .. lol

WOOOFF..

Thanks Rob!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Peter was a knock out in Sports Night, but the genre was not optimal. In the Cybil Sheppard sitcom, however, where he played the USC student son in law, he was constantly in tight short-sleeved T-shirts. In one scene, I have dreamed about ever since, he emerges from bed shirtless wearing only a USC Trojans marching band helmet and walks vaguely light from the waist up, in silohette from the waist down, across the room with his tight firm furry pecs leading the way. Go Trojans.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thank you posting this but how do I access it? Is he a furry guy? How do you know? How do I link the pictures here, they are not working. According to the trades, he is doing a new pilot for ABC called Dirty Sexy Money. All things that describe him, don't you think?

I watched the Sci Fi show and I couldn't decide if it was bad or if it didn't matter because he was too good not to keep watching. He also produced a movie called Civic Duty which I think he is in about some terrotist american stuff and also is listed as an Exec producer of a jazz cd for a girl named Tamela D'Amico. All interesting busy things. I read somewhere that he was originally supposed to play the gay role in Six Feet Under but took the other role instead. Imagine what that would have been like. Wooooof woof indeed.
MrLeeds | 2011-05-09 21:51

I took 1 st business loans when I was 32 and it supported my business a lot. But, I need the collateral loan over again.
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Random hottie - ???


Don sent along today's random hottie, and together we have 2 questions:

1) Who is he?

2) What does his arm say?


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Could it be...twins?! ;p

The best I could come up with phonetically is 'ef ayn gje dze' whatever that means. Perhaps it stands for BENT :)
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

Don't know who he is, tough he is adorable. The tattoo doesn't say anything but consists of four characters from various Cyrillic alphabets (representing 'f' from all of them; 'gh' from Uzbek, Azeri, Kazakh, and Tadjik; 'gy' from Macedonian; and 'dz' from Macedonian and Old Church Slavonic).
Jeff | 2011-05-09 21:51

I actually DO think it's a reflection, but I wanted to say that this was NOT the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture. My body had other things in mind that prevented any rational thought...:)

I DO think, though that he is blessed to look a LOT like Nick Lachey.
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

Fascinating theories. Evidently the two mirrors are attached at slightly different angles to the wall.

don | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Vincent Oshana
John wrote to suggest today's Slap, saying:

I saw Vincent Oshana on Shotimes The Underground. This guy is way hot and has no problem showing skin. I think he would make a great slap.
Vincent Oshana seems, as John said, to have been on The Underground. I'm wondering, however, what exactly he did on The Underground. As John says, and as the pics after the jump show, he clearly is not ashamed to show a little skin. Or in this case, a lot of skin. But his web site says he's an actor/comedian. The pics don't make me think acting, so I'm guessing comedy routine? Naked comedy routine??

As for Vincent, he clearly has an excellent body - unless you're a chubby chaser, you have to agree to that much - but there's something about him that's just not appealing to me. I can't really put a finger on it, but I'd say it's something about the personality that's leaking through in the photos.



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Pictures, as is often the case, courtesy of the lovely folks as Dreamcaps.


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I've not seen it, but I've heard of it. He was being The Protest Stripper....protesting against things such as drinking cow milk, wearing deer clothes, etc. Decent slap....
Nicholas | 2011-05-09 21:51

The Underground is an improv show kinda like the Groundlings except this is on late night HBO and run and owned by Damon Wayans (he is also pictured with this hottie).
Man o man could do i want to run my hands and my tounge all over this guy all night long. While i had never personally watched the show if this babe is a regular on there i will record it every freakin week!
Tim | 2011-05-09 21:51

He looks like a nice boy, but it's a shame he's so shy.
Vick Mafille | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is such a hot man. He is certainly my ideal guy as far as looks are concerned. Great body with a gorgeous face and a sense of humor.
Monty | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Nick Auger
Rey wrote to suggest today's Slap with the simple request "how about nick auger?" What an astonishingly simple request for an astonishingly hot guy. How can I have missed him for so long?

Nick Auger, in case you missed it, is a fitness model. Although he does seem to model other clothes from time to time - and why not? The picture of him after the jump in a white dress shirt is to die for.

But I do have to confess that the one of him with his legs in the air looks like a good start to me...



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"What do I have to eat/not eat to have abs like that? "

...Steroids?
Worth | 2011-05-09 21:51

Damn! is right. He's got it all happenin', for sure.
Vick Mafille | 2011-05-09 21:51

Very nice, but is it possible to have too perfect abs? :)
Josh | 2011-05-09 21:51

not a chance, they can never be too perfect, although these are perfect
trip27 | 2011-05-09 21:51

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WTF is wrong with people???
This has to be one of the sickest phishing scams I've ever heard of:

The spammed message claims to come from a professional hit man who supposedly has orders to murder the recipient, but will drop the contract if he is paid $80,000. The "killer" says he has been shadowing the recipient for 10 days, and will produce taped evidence of the planned killing for a down payment of $20,000.
For god's sake, what in the world is wrong with people??


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Our society is becomming increasingly violent. "Have a problem with someone? Pound/Smash/Kill" Although I'm not entirely sure why, perhaps it's a combo of culture, not letting true feelings out and pretending ones darker impulses don't exist.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - John Abraham
Andy wrote to request today's Slap - he saw an Indian film called Water by director Deepa Mehta. John Abraham, presented here, was the male lead and, according to Andy, "was absolutely stunning".

Well, I certainly have to agree. John's been a model (duh!) and it shows. There's a pic of him in the sand that positively makes my knees weak. As for the overall package, I have to confess that I prefer him with shorter hair, but that's true for most guys.

As you can tell, I shamelessly swiped the pictures here from John's own website. But it really was impossible to find pictures anywhere else.



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thank god!i almost screamed in disbelief when i saw vikas khanna(had never heard of him)had been slapped before john abraham.you guys need to check out the film--"jism".
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Is India the new Brazil now. I think its all those spices. Hot men!
Jim | 2011-05-09 21:51

I think I'm on love! I know i've just creamed my panties!!!!
Aussi' | 2011-05-09 21:51

I guess that to get the mortgage loans from creditors you must have a good motivation. Nevertheless, once I have received a college loan, because I wanted to buy a bike.
WinnieHall23 | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Ethan Erickson
Thom - you remember Thom, he suggested the recently controversial Zac Efron - wrote to apologize for causing such hubbub and to suggest another Slap that might make up for the trouble Zac caused.

So today's Slap of Ethan Erickson is also courtesy of Thom. I'm fairly comfortable saying that I think Ethan will go over better than Zac did. I admit that I think Zac is cute, but WAAAAAAY too young. Anyway, Ethan doesn't seem to have that trouble - heck, he's ancient.

Ethan spent a couple of years on Guiding Light, and had a decent size role on the failed (I think...) series Fashion House. He also starred in Dorian, an update to the classic Dorian Gray. Based on the pics after the jump, that sounds about right.



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Update (1/17/2007): Tony was kind enough to send along a few extra pics from Ethan's turn in Jawbreaker. Nice, thanks!


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HOT! And seems to be improving with age.
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

Also, was in Season 3 of Buffy(as Percy the dumb basketball jock that Willow tutored), and came back in Season 5 for a small appearance.
Kap | 2011-05-09 21:51

remember him from Buffy very hot (much better with shorter hair)
Gord | 2011-05-09 21:51

Much better! Oh, to be that popsicle!
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Zac Efron
Thom, in writing to request today's Slap said:

I probably should be ashamed of myself, but Zac Efron is 19, although he doesn't look it, and he is adorable
Zac Efron is indeed 19 (so no yelling about underage, please) and is indeed adorable. And honestly, Thom and I should probably both be ashamed. And I'd bet that there are others out there that should be ashamed too...

Zac, in case you didn't know, was in High School Musical. I almost watched it one day, but it seemed way too bad to spend 90 minutes on. But given the pics after the jump, I should at least have skipped to that part. He's currently working on High School Musical 2: Sing It All or Nothing!.

And he's also working on the upcoming Hairspray - you know, the one featuring John Travolta as Edna Turnblad.

I have to say that Zac's hair in the pics after the jump - at least the ones from High School Musical - doesn't really do it for me, but that 19 year old body is something to behold!



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i love Zac Efron...Super cute! You're right about the hair...it looks so much bettre now, short and dark. I'm pretty sure that last picture isn't Zac.
Brodie | 2011-05-09 21:51

I am not ashamed to say I watched High School Musical, and I am 34. It was worth watching, but then I love musicals. And yes Zac is a hottie, not ashamed to admit that either...hehe.
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

I just don't get it. What is everyone's fascination with this guy? His face, there's something so fake in there that it just turns me off. And it's not just the youth, cus I'm 18 and I have no problem if a guy looks young, but Zac Efrom just doesn't make the cut....
Nicholas | 2011-05-09 21:51

Are you serious?? He looks like Hugh Heffner's ex-girlfriend Bambi.
Vick Mafille | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Come play in Aspen!
Aspen Gay Ski Week starts today! It looks like it's gonna be a good week on the snow:



I'll try to post pics throughout the week of the shenanigans.

Random hotties!
Today's selection of random hotties comes courtesy of Juicy. And I don't really think I need to say this, but this is in no way safe for work:




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Hot damn. Pity they all seem obnoxious.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wauw! Now there´s some serious ass- and tit-work to be done there ;p
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

boy Oh boy, those guys are all gorgeous specimen, and not afraid to show it...is there a way to download and save this...? !!!! Please...
fredpariz | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow....yes they don't seem very smart or elegant....but wow
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Justin Theroux
Today's Slap comes courtesy of Alex. I have to admit that when he requested him, I didn't recognize the name, but when I started finding images, he definitely looked familiar. But I couldn't have told you what he'd been in.

So, looking him up, I found that he was in one of my favorite movies: The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy - he played Marshall, the on-again, off-again boyfriend of the neurotic Howie. I have to say, I thought he was a kind of "geeky" cute in Broken Hearts Club, but the pictures I was able to round up are hot!

Justin's also been in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle and is scheduled to play Jesus in the upcoming The Ten. Hmmmm....



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Thanks, man. I've always thought he was a hottie. Something mysterious about him that just draws you in.
Alex | 2011-05-09 21:51

Enjoyed his bad ass self in Charlies Angels, as well, but that last pic with the bit o' fur and innocent look is to die for. Nice slap!
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is well fit
Philip | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is well fit
Philip | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slapdate! - James Marsden
Surfing around famousmales forums today, I ran across some pictures of one of my favorites. I have to say, these are some of the best pictures I've ever seen of James Marsden.



Check out more of James here

Sweet fancy moses.

Update (1/14/2007): I watched Heights (btw, it's a great movie - if you haven't seen it, you should) and capped a couple shots of James sucking face with Jesse Bradford. Nice!


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"For some reason he strikes me as being really stupid. Just the vacant look on his face, I suppose."

I thought we were looking for "Rockets", not "Rocket Scientists" (lol) So what if he confuses the Met, with the Mets, as long as he's naked at the time he's talking to you.
Ken | 2011-05-09 21:51

Why should the way anyone looks suggest that they're stupid? Or smart?
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

One more reason not to trust a Bush (see earlier comment) -- James Marsden is soooo fuckin' hot. Jenna can take her "Bush" to another website as far as I care.
Dan T. | 2011-05-09 21:51

Does anyone know where that boxing pic comes from? I don't recognize the movie...
Horatio | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jon-Erik Hexum
Today's Slap is at the request of Thom and - from AGES ago - Don. Actor Jon-Erik Hexum is a bit of a blast from the past - he was in a show called Cover Up back in the eighties. He was also in Voyagers!.

By all accounts, he was a good actor - and as you can see in the pictures, he was a bit of a hottie. Alas, he was killed at the age of 26 by an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound on the set of Cover Up, where he was working at the time. At the time, he was regarded as - possibly - "the next big thing".



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Yes, he was way hot. And supposedly gay. The rumor was that his partner replaced him on the show. I would have dismissed this as wishful thinking, but a few years later I saw the actor who replaced him in West Hollywood every once in a while and in gay clubs. Though not definitive proof, it was enough for me.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Jon-Erik was my school boy crush. One of the few times I actually cried when a celebrity died. There's no one hotter, then or now!
Phineas | 2011-05-09 21:51

such a loss. He had such a bright future. He was sex on legs. His voice, oh my God would melt you- low and melodious. he was also in a made for tv movie with Joan Collins, called The making of a male model.
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

such a loss. He had such a bright future. He was sex on legs. His voice, oh my God would melt you- low and melodious. he was also in a made for tv movie with Joan Collins, called The making of a male model.
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Eric Balfour
Dino wrote to suggest that I do a Slapdate on today's victim, but when I looked at my first Slap of Eric Balfour, I realized that I'd missed a LOT of really good pictures - including quite a few good frontal nude shots (including an erect penis) - so he really deserved another go in the voting.

So today's Slap is Eric Balfour. I only remember him from 6 Feet Under as Claire's boyfriend, but he's been in a number of other things. If you're looking to see the naked shots in action, check out Lie with Me.

He's also been seen a number of times in 24 and Conviction.

Does anyone else know where he's looked especially good? Actually, I have to say, one of the appealing things about Eric is that he looks deliciously dirty. It seems like sex with him would be just filthy and nasty - and there's something so appealing about that.



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He's not really my cup of tea, but he exudes ambiguous sexuality and that "dirty" do everything and anything attitude that is sure to excite.
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

the man is smokin' hot - living, breathing sex
squeaky | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hot doesn't describe this guy....SMOLDERING is the concept....MANY a wet dream of mine is centered on HIM !
Jeuth | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've loved Eric Balfour for years. GREAT slap!
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random hottie! - Rodrigo Calazans


Today's random hottie is courtesy of David. See more here.

If you like Brazilians, I highly recommend a look...


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Hawt.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Goddamn!!!
Randy Devil | 2011-05-09 21:51

If you want to check out the whole album , go to http://cisoto.blogspot.com. He's always got teh hawt guys on there. And I love him for it.
Hector | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Grant Show
Mike - you remember Mike, he wanted more Melrose Place Slaps - asked that I Slap today's victim, actor Grant Show.

I'm fairly certain that Grant is still best known for playing Jake Hanson - one of the straight people - on Melrose Place. He's done lots of other things, including Point Pleasant and a brief stint on 6 Feet Under, but nothing seems to have taken off like Melrose.

Grant was one of the "good" guys on Melrose, which really seemed to be pretty rare on that show, if I remember correctly. And like all the rest of them, we got to see plenty of skin - in fact, I was surprised that I couldn't find more pictures of Grant. There are some decent shots of his fabulous abs after the jump, though. He has a little patch of hair in the center of his chest that is really quite fetching, but honestly he could use just a skosh more.



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Grant Show is currently on Dirt, and is playing a gay character. My buddy told me that homo-phobe-show, had a hard time with the scenes, simulating blowing a guy.
Ron | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Rafael Lazzini
Russ wrote to ask that I Slap a Brazilian model. There were a few of those, you'll remember, in the Slap of the Year voting. But Russ didn't think they were quite up to scratch. In fact, he said:

Couldn't find that you've ever slapped Rafael Lazzini...THE MOST BEAUTIFUL of all of them.
Well, I don't know. I mean, I honestly don't know. Rafael Lazzini is nothing short of stunning, but some of those other Brazilian guys are similarly stunning. I guess I'll have to study them all very carefully - for an extended period of time - in order to determine who's hottest.



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It's a darn shame that the slap of the year for 2007 is in the first ten days of the year. You are NEVER gonna top this!
slmdar19 | 2011-05-09 21:51

for Brazilians, I still prefer Juliano Lopes. Just for the hairy chest I think
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I know Brazil has no money, but can they not even afford razors, or scissors for hair? Ew.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

OK, I check the site every day but never leave a comment. Today I have just one. Thanks for a great start to the day!
Cruz | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Santiago Cabrera
Lestat was kind enough to write and request a Slap of Heroes star Santiago Cabrera. And with his request, he sent a very nice collection of pictures! I found a few more to round out the selection, so here he is.

Santiago is originally from Venezuela, but seems to have been acting in a few prominent things in the U.S. since 2003 or so. And it looks like he's working on a couple of films about soccer. I'm guessing they're about soccer football since they're called Goal! 2: Living the Dream and Goal! 3.



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very nice hairy muscular chest....i felt the growth immediately ;-)
jpm | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thanks for digging up the other pics! When I saw him on Heroes, my jaw dropped and the drooling commenced. He has the perfect combination of cute and sexy, hairy but not "carpeted", innocent yet naughty, all at the same time. He can take me anytime!
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is not from Venezuela, he is chilean
hi | 2011-05-09 21:51

Very cute, and one of the few men who actually looks good with long hair.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Christopher Gorham
Russ wrote recently, looking for a Slapdate for former Slap Christopher Gorham. I checked out the old Slap and decided it was decidedly short on skin, so I'm doing him again.

Christopher has been in a number of the suspected teen appeal shows, including Popular and Felicity. He also starred as Jake in the short-lived Jake 2.0. Interestingly, he also had large roles in two different medical shows: Medical Investigation and Out of Practice.

He doesn't look old enough to me to star in medical shows, except perhaps as a teen with acne, but he's actually 32. I guess the pics I found may be older?

To see him currently, all you have to do is check out recent episodes of Ugly Betty where he's been playing Henry the accountant.



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i dont mind hairless chests, and find it kinda sexy, but i do like guys with just a at least "little patch" -- manly!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

thanks for this! The little fuzz on Chris' chest is one of the things I like about him.

He is one guy who's getting cuter after turning 30.
AJ | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've always found something adorable about him since Popular.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Random hottie! - Judson


Judson, courtesy of AllAmericanGuys.com.




Slapdate! - Kelvin Fletcher
For those of you who were looking for more of the Slap a couple months ago of Kelvin Fletcher, Tom wrote to say he'd setup a Yahoo group dedicated to this hottie.



Check it out.

Slap of the Year 2006 - Jamie Bamber and William Levy
OK, voting is now closed, and the results are in. The winners of 2006 Slap of the Year are:



I promise I wasn't the one who cast all the extra votes for Jamie - it looks like it was someone in Brazil using the advantage of a dial-up connection. Or someone at a school convinced everyone on his floor to vote for Jamie. Either way, he was going to be Editor's Choice, so there's not a lot of difference, is there?

Jamie will be back on air officially on January 21 - yes, that's a Sunday - at 10 eastern, in the second half of Battlestar Galactica's season. And I don't have any idea if William is on TV or not. I doubt it, but I can dream - I'd love to see him bopping around on TV in some of the underwear you can see in the collection of his pictures.

So Jamie and William are officially co-winners of the 2006 Slap of the Year award.

I have to say I was surprised at some of the vote totals. John Driscoll and Alex Barahona, especially, surprised me being very nearly at the bottom. Only Will Young got fewer votes.

See the result here.


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William Levy on television (in the U.S., yet):

http://gay.netscape.com/story/2006/10/18/william-levy-in-mi-vida-eres-tu/

Incentive to work on your Spanish.
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

This should not have been close. Marco Dapper by a landslide. William Levy is uglier than sin...look at that ugly face

and Jamie Bamber...come on....

Marco Dapper beautiful face beautiful bod and full frontal in a movie

You guys are fools
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

OK, Sam, can you please tell me how I can get God (or Satan) to make me as ugly as William Levy? "Uglier than sin"???? Do you really mean that, or was that a typo?

Please God, make me that ugly.
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

^^and Jamie Bamber...come on....

Marco Dapper beautiful face beautiful bod and full frontal in a movie

You guys are fools (Sam | 2007-01-06 - 21:40 ), speak for ya ugly bear!
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Thank to everyone vote Jamie....he's so cute & gorgeous....nice guy indeed!
Bambie! | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Gregory Michael
Since I Slapped his co-star yesterday, I thought a good victim for today would be actor Gregory Michael, of Dante's Cove.

Greg plays Kevin, one of the most important characters of the show - and the one that seems to be the object of the baddie's obsession. I've seen a couple episodes, so I should probably remember why, but I just don't. It's been too long since I've seen the last episode. I have to say, however, that as one of the lead characters, the director seems to be going to great pains not to show Greg's bits - at least in the episodes I've seen so far - which really is too bad. He looks like he'd have tasty stuff...

Greg was also in As the World Turns for a year or two, playing Clark Watson. And he had a 1-episode appearance in Just Legal.

In looking at the pics of Greg while I put this Slap together, I realized that I really need to watch the episodes I've missed. Those pics of him & Charlie David getting it on were almost too much for me...



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what network is this show on ? I think I'm missing something good...
Bax | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh my gosh.. I almost died when I saw that dick... :p Wow. I wish I could see this show.
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

I only saw the very first ep of the first season - I think they used half their budget on baby oil to make everyone look hot & sweaty.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

with all the pics which get posted on here American TV seems to be wall-to-wall gay drama.
Chris A | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slapdate! - Theo Bos
A long time ago, I Slapped Dutch speed cyclist Theo Bos. Don was kind enough to send long a couple of pics that I didn't have posted, so I thought a Slapdate was the perfect thing! He really is amazing looking - and that ass, dear god that ASS!!!!



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That damn lucky bicycle seat! Mmmmm.
Rick | 2011-05-09 21:51

man... that's one hot ass!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

yuk
Paul B. | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Charlie David
Frequent reader and commenter Morgen was kind enough to request today's Slap, actor Charlie David. I've thought of Slapping him for a while, but you know how things seem to get away from me. And I don't remember being able to find any pics of him before - but this time I turned up some pretty good ones.

Charlie, you may know, is one of the hotties that stars in Dante's Cove the series on here! TV. I've watched a couple of the episodes, and the scenery is truly stunning - both flora and fauna. The acting is atrocious, but it's worth it because there's always a lot of good skin. There are seven episodes total, and I think I've only seen two - apparently I have some catching up to do.

It seems like I heard a rumor somewhere that ol' Charlie is gay, but I can't find it now. Did someone out there send such a thing to me? Or is it just more fantasizing?



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Yes, Charlie David is gay. There was an article about Dante's Cove in the Sept. 06 issue of Instinct where he says he is an out gay actor. He is also vey YUMMY!
Duane | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is also Canadian (go figure), started a boy band, hosted E! television, writes screenplays & produces! Yea Charlie!! Cute & Clever!
Ross | 2011-05-09 21:51

yup... i'd do him.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

there is a podcast interview with charlie david you can download on www.dantescove.com where he talks about being gay.
joe | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Vikas Khanna
I have to confess that I'm surprised to say that I've gotten 2 requests for today's Slap, from Mili and Brenda, and Brenda was kind enough to send along some of the pictures you see here. In fact, she probably sent them all.

I'm not surprised because I think he's unattractive - I'm surprised because he seems so obscure. But apparently he's not, because there's a fan site for Vikas Khanna, calling itself "Fan Site of the Most Gorgeous Man in the World". Huh. Who knew?

Anyway, Vikas is some sort of chef - I know very little more - originally from India, now working in the U.S. He's apparently well known as a chef, and also as a food writer and humanitarian. Perhaps he'll be in Aspen in June for the Food & Wine Classic. It would be cool to meet a Slapee in person...



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If you are Slapping chefs, Dave Lieberman, please. Or the original "Najed Chef", Jamie - what's his name? of if you must Rocco.....BTW, great slaps for the most part...
Peter | 2011-05-09 21:51

wow what a cutie. He looks approachable not like many of the slaps. great choice, in spite of many other opinions.

marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

I can get married to him right now, right here, right away, right now I can spend all my life looking at him. Thanks Rob for this refreshing piece of spice.
Nix | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree Wiley, Very Very approachable.
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Random hottie - Adrian Cortez
Don was kind enough to send along some pictures of this hottie, and I thought I should definitely get them up there. Adrian Cortez is apparently, for the most part, a porn star. How do I know, you ask? Well, on his credits, among other films, you can find Twinks for Cash Vol. 1, Cadet Convoy and Cunning Cadets. My guess is they're not just cunning...

But Don said he also had a brief appearance in Borat.



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Yes, his "nom de porn" is Stonie. I wouldn't kick him out of bed. He does have a rockin' @$$. ;-)
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yes, he does have an incredibly juicy, round rump. It's interesting how porn stars are slowly becoming mainstream.
Vick Mafille | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sex-on-legs ;P
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Streakers!?
Brenton, over at Aussielicious, has a feature about streakers, including a couple of good shots of bits.

He does seem to be confused about the seasons, though...

Update: [/sarcasm]


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Uhh, you're being sarcastic, right? Australia's Summer happens during our Winter. It's the whole tilt-of-the-axis, northern-hemisphere/southern-hemisphere thing. ;-)
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Ed Speleers
I've gotten a couple of requests lately - from Phantomsinger and Eyal - for this guy, and since he's currently in theathers I figured it was terribly appropriate.

Unfortunately, I can tell you nearly nothing about this little bit of twinkish delight, Ed Speleers, except for the fact that he's currently starring as Eragon in the eponymous movie, currently in theaters. Check local listings.

He doesn't have much on-screen experience, but apparently he's been acting in various things since he was three. I haven't seen the movie yet, but it just got added to my list. Is Ed any good?



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Many thanks go, as is often the case, to famousmales forums for the pictures.


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Egads! Barely legal and looks it, too!
Jim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Looks like he's shirtless and in leather pants in some of these shots... Cute, yes... but I need them to be just a bit older. I'll check back on this guy in a few years, if Eragon didn't kill his career.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

He could be Hayden Christensian's little brother. He turned 19 three weeks ago.
Bill | 2011-05-09 21:51

Save your money...Unfortunately, Eragon is not worth paying full movie price. Many, if not all of its elements are pilfered from all the fantasy films like Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter etc...The only one worth watching is Robert Carlyle who was barely recognizable... Is it just me or does anyone else think Jeremy Irons has a certain charm and sex appeal for someone who is between 40 and death?

Ed Speleers was most likely cast for his looks rather than his acting abilities. I have to admit, that 20 second scene where Ed was shirtless was worth the price of the ticket. My washing machine had to do overtime washing two full loads of my underwears alone!!! This boy is a brunette naturally so it would be interesting to see what he would look like...

Certainly not the best looking boy however, the entire package, from the lithe, toned body to the English accent and boyish charm simply hits you until you start salivating like Pavlov's dog...
Phantomsinger | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Maybe this guy can bid on a 12-step program CD




(h/t GayOrbit)


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Weird Al is a genius. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

Absolutely hilarious!
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap of the Year!
Wow, I have to say 2006 was quite a good year for Slaps! In general I try to include the top couple of vote getters from each month, but that's not a hard and fast rule. In some cases I only picked the winner, in others there are up to four from a single month. You know - editorial prerogative and all. And what would a yearly Slap vote be without Jamie Bamber? He may just win the Editor's Choice award again, although I have to admit, the editor is sorely tempted by some of the other men on the list.

So let's have it! Who's the hottest Slap of 2006?




January

Travis Wolfe (More pictures)

Surely you remember Travis, and that fabulous sex tape? Yamma hamma, what a nice penis!

Jeremy Bloom (More pictures)

One of my all-time favorites. He's nothing short of breathtaking.

John Driscoll (More pictures)

You remember John - he was one of the gay characters on the short-lived The Book of Daniel

Mark Feuerstein (More pictures)

Mmmmmmmm. Furry goodness!


February

Raphael Laus (More pictures)

One of a series of VERY popular Brazilian men this year...

Channing Tatum (More pictures)

Does anyone really need any more information about Channing? Amazing is the only suitable word.


March

Markus Poyhonen (More pictures)

You'll remember this Finnish runner with the tight shorts and the amazing package.


April

Ben Browder (More pictures)

More furry, manly goodness!

Bradley Cooper (More pictures)

Bradley isn't typically what I like, but there's something just so ... cute!


May

Juliano Lopes (More pictures)

Another in the Brazilian hottie series.


June

Gilmar Rodrigues (More pictures)

This month featured two Brazilian hotties - and Gilmar is my favorite.

Igor Rosa (More pictures)

Yup - another Brazilian hottie. I'm definitely detecting a theme.


July

Nick Beyeler (More pictures)

The world aerobic champion (what exactly is that?) is hugely popular.

Jensen Ackles (More pictures)

Jensen is truly one of the prettiest men out there.


August

Alex Barahona (More pictures)

The stunning Spanish actor really has an incredible ass.


September

Mario Lopez (More pictures)

Dimple man! And check out the ass!

Ian Lawless (More pictures)

More fur!

Will Young (More pictures)

You remember Will - the British winner of Pop Idol.


October

Adrian Bellani (More pictures)

The star of Passions.

Jamie Bamber (More pictures)

You knew he was coming, right?


November

Marco Dapper (More pictures)

You'll remember Marco's "nude modeling" scene from Eating Out 2, I'm sure. He was one of the biggest vote getters of the year.

Neil Patrick Harris (More pictures)

Neil Patrick came out this year - and add to that he's HOT!


December

William Levy (More pictures)

This Cuban model was one of the most popular of the year.

David Rich (More pictures)

You remember David and his "Look Great Naked" training system.



Update: Don't worry, I'll keep voting open for a few more days so you can ... "ponder" ... your choices. I've pondered all of them several times already.

Update 2 (1/3/2007): Wow! Jamie is in the lead! I, of course, am a huge fan (surprise, huh?), but I never expected him to win Slap of the Year! Apparently I've become Bamberama headquarters...

Update 3 (1/4/2007): Jamie's still in the lead, but I promise there's no need to call Jimmy Carter and the U.N. election monitors. In reviewing the voting records, it appears that someone in Brazil may be using their dial-up account to cast extra votes for Jamie. Maybe. NetGeo records aren't all that reliable from Brazil, apparently. I'll be evaluating the matter further over the next day or so.


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What time does voting close? I need to, um, ponder my choices. (Yeah, that's it: "ponder.")
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Too many HOT Studs to choose from. I can't decide, I like all of them. Put me down for 1 vote for all of them!

Gil | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hmm Jamie's on top yet again. Quel surprise. Not that I'm complaining.
Fritz | 2011-05-09 21:51

Jamie?!? Call in Jimmy Carter and the U.N....
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap of the Month - December - William Levy!
As many of you expected, December's Slap of the Month award goes to William Levy. The Cuban model won by more than 17%.



And, also unsurprisingly, David Rich pulled out runner-up status.



Both are, of course, entered into the Slap of the Year voting!

Slap! - Tim Daly
For the first Slap of 2007, we go again to the inbox. Brett wrote to request that I Slap one of my long-time favorites, actor Tim Daly. I remember watching Wings week after week so I could see Tim. He really looked fabulous on that show.

Brett saw him recently in Storm of the Century and he was, of course, in The Object of my Affection, as Dr. Robert Joley - the jerk who dumped that cutie Paul Rudd. And he starred with Whoopi Goldberg and others in The Associate.

Throughout all of these, Tim just goes on looking pretty, even now at 50. I suppose there's a painting of him somewhere that looks old.



More Tim Daly


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Isn't he beautiful, I have been in love with him since wings! He certainly got the looks in that family, Tyne is homely!
Fritz | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is also in a movie, shown frequently on the Hallmark Channel, called "The Outsider." He plays a gunslinger who is reformed by the love of a woman...is wounded and spends almost the first hour of the movie shirtless. A beautiful site. I watched Wings hoping for him to be shirtless; he often was.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51


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