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Slap! - Jason Behr
Steve wrote a while back to suggest a re-Slap, and even though I'm trying to limit those, I'm going to go ahead and do this one because he hasn't been seen on here at all since 2004, and that's just wrong. Especially since he hasn't been in a single Slap of the Month vote. So...

Actor Jason Behr is today's feature. Best known, I suppose, for his role in the Sci-Fi teen drama Roswell, Jason appears to have quite a wide range - as you can best tell from the variety of looks you can see after the jump.

I never really watched Roswell - and honestly, I think it's because I saw the first few episodes and Jason never took his shirt off, so I figured why bother?? I think at some point they figured it out, but it was too late for me... Did anyone watch it much? Good? Bad?

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Update: An anonymous commenter pointed me to some other pictures of Jason that are HOT. I posted them after the jump...

damn that boy is fine!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love the pic of him with arms over his to something? trussed up? The freedom to lick and suck him all I wont..heaven
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

Roswell great. Jason dull. Brendan Fehr from the show is much tastier, and aslo did "Sugar" say no more.
hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

The most accurate description I ever heard of Roswell was "90210 with space aliens." I used to call it "Jason Behr's torso," because, as our kind host implied, the producers finally understood that young Mr. Behr's naked upper body was the best part of the show, and they had him take his shirt off pretty much any time it wouldn't be ridiculous for him to do so.
Bret | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Andre Agassi
In honor of this, his last appearance at the US Open, today's Slap is Andre Agassi. I remember watching him win his first US Open as a long haired, freaky-looking kid, with a big mouth. I remember some sort of foolishness with Barbra Streisand - didn't she call him the most spiritual person she knew, or something? There was also that brief interlude with Brooke Shields.

Lately, of course, he's been hanging out with Steffi Graf. OK, OK - he married her. And they have 2 kids, I think. And they were in those really great commercials for Genworth Financial.

Seriously, though, Andre has become one of the nicest players on the tour. He's always been one of the best, but when he was younger he was an ass. But he certainly matured into one of the best representatives of the game out there.

More Andre Agassi

P.S. At the time of this writing, I don't know if he won his first round match against Andrei Pavel or not, so I don't have to flag spoilers. But I can't speak for the comments, so if you don't want it to be spoiled for you, be advised!

You have got to be kidding me, dude? Andre is butt-ugly. Plus, he's a homophobe. I'd rather sleep with a woman -- yeech!
Dan T | 2011-05-09 21:51

looks better with hair.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

did you guys actually see that he looks pretty much exactly like collin farrell ?!
-had we ever had collin slapped?
chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

if i was walking down the street and i suddenly saw him, i'll go and beg him to fuck me... and by the way he's nuthing like collin farrell ,,, Andre Yumm, Collin Yuck...
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Swearing is good for you?
Fuck yes.

(HT GayOrbit)

Slapdate! - Victor Webster
I Slapped him quite a while ago, but surfing Dreamcaps this morning I came across some new pictures of Victor Webster. YUM!

Update: Actually, the 5th pic wasn't JFK Jr., it was Reynaldo Gianecchini. I'm still not sure how it got in there...

HOT!! He will always be my idea of a dream man....
Nicholas | 2011-05-09 21:51

Indeed very Hot and sexy my Idea of a Ideal Dream Man as well he has just the correct amount of hair on his chest("was on a Daytime soap first after the pics of him in Cosmo then after that moved onto primetime t.v Mutant X /Sex And The City other films")is also a Canadian who moved to the USA the same way Cameron Mathison did I can never get enough "Bare Chested" Pictures of VW with those Wonderful Delightful Desireable Nipples/Abs of his no he hasn't shown his bits but in Sex And The City he's shown his Behind on camera.

Nyles | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nice picture of John Kennedy Jr., 5th from top.
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Chace Crawford
Mike wrote a while ago asking for a Slap of actor Chace Crawford. Talk about twink-tastic! Anyway, I wasn't able to find many pics of Chace, and the ones I did find were way too small. But thanks to DaveId at Dreamcaps I found a very nice set of pictures.

Chace hasn't been in much - really just the Lifetime movie Long Lost Son (where DaveId got the pictures) and The Covenant, which is currently in theaters.

But looking like this, I think it's safe to say that we'll be seeing him again.

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I don't usually go for twinks, but man, you are correct! Nice choice.
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

Not as achingly and irresistably delicious as Justin from 8/19, but I am not complaining.
Ralph | 2011-05-09 21:51

I really don't consider him a twink at all. But you are right in one respect -- he is FLAWLESS.
NBJ | 2011-05-09 21:51

Good looking guy: and the dark, furry, hairy pits are a plus, plus. Very hot.
Anyone agree with me? Or is this my fetish, only?
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Today's Random Hotness - Andrew P.

Andrew P., courtesy of

Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Woof? More like Meow!

(Doesn't "woof" refer to the hirsute and animalistic sexy and not the smooth and sleek sexy?)
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Woof, as I understand it, is merely an expression of our animalistic desire to do, you know, animal things to whomever we're seeing, regardless of how hairy or smooth he might be. Woof's all about the guy who's doing the woofing.
Bret | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Ian Thorpe
I can't believe I never Slapped Ian Thorpe back during the summer Olympics. I only had one small post under the caption "My future ex-boyfriend", and that's just not enough. Sometimes he looks funny, but I think he's so hot that he simply can't be ignored. Even looking a skootch pudgy as he does lately.

Ian was, with Michael Phelps, part one of the marquee match-ups in the 2004 Olympic Games. Michael ended up getting the better of that rivalry - at least in Athens - coming home with 6 golds to Ian's 2. Nevertheless, I think Ian takes home the prize in the looks department.

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Anglo-Saxon perfection. Instant wood, every time. My slap of the decade.
Patrick | 2011-05-09 21:51

Anglo-Saxon perfection. Instant wood, every time. My slap of the decade.
Patrick | 2011-05-09 21:51

interesting look he has ... i'm into him when he's not shaved, just because otherwise between his funny muscles and face he looks a little feminine ... thoughts?
dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

I heard he has a 11 inch cock...
that's the only thing I like about him
chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Fabio Cannavaro
Today's Slap is courtesy of Ben - he wrote about a month ago to suggest the Italian soccer playing hottie Fabio Cannavaro.

I'm not sure how this suggestion got buried back during the World Cup, but at least I got him in now. Thanks, Ben!

Fabio Cannavaro

Hot as always, though I dug his buzzcut in the World Cup more...
Nicholas | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thank YOU! :-)
Ben in PA | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'd like more please!
aussi | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's certainly gorgeous. A nice piece of man. I'd kidnap him! Yet, he has no pecs!!

Somebody made this same comment about some other soccer player slapped a while ago. Please, tell me, is there something in their training that just destroys their pecs?
Bernardo | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Chris Hemsworth
Today's Slap, Aussie actor Chris Hemsworth comes to us courtesy of my "hot guys" folder on my hard drive. I was poking around and found a folder of images and decided it was high time I got him Slapped.

Chris appears to be best known for playing Kim Hyde in the Aussie soap (I think it's a soap...) Home and Away. I really don't know much else about him, other than the fact that he looks great in boxers. And, no, I don't know who that chick is in the pictures with the boxers. Obviosuly I can't watch the show - was she on there? Or is it something else.

More Chris Hemsworth

The pics are mostly from famousmales and CyberZine.

WOW! And, WOW again!!!! Very hot!
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

I assume this qualifies as a twink. Bravo.
Glenn | 2011-05-09 21:51

Great slap - gorgeous hunk!
Ron | 2011-05-09 21:51

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On terrorism
If you haven't read Bruce Schneier's latest piece on terrorism, you should.

Some of the comments are even more interesting than the article.
myackie | 2011-05-09 21:51

Stopping a plane because of a written bomb threat is just common sense, not "giving in to terrorists". A Muslim doing prayers on a plane is just stupid, and asking to inflame tensions at this time. Bruce Schneier just wants to take events and weave them into a plot that everyone is against each other and afraid. Just like his "320 million Arabs" aren't all terrorists fact, a few isolated incidents are aren't indicative of the thousands of flights that go safely without problems every day.
hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Saying prayers on a plane is not stupid. Any time I flew to Jerusalem there were dozens of ultraorthodox Jewish men who got up at dawn to pray facing the east. They wore their prayershawls and phylacteries, and gathered in the rear galley with one porthole shade up to look out of. Being Catholic, my group sat in our seats and said the Rosary, but noone thought those religious men were stupid. The one inescapable fact of why we are where we are as human beings is ignorance. The terrorists and their supporters are ignorant of us and our good aspects, the President let himself be blissfully ignorant of Iraq's weapons capability. Can't we be a bit more openminded?
Jordan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yes, we can be more open-minded, but let's start with statements like "the President let himself be blissfully ignorant of Iraq's weapons capability".

Here are the facts prior to the invasion of Iraq:

1. Iraq had used weapons of mass destruction (specifically nerve gas) previously on its own people, the Kurds. There was no tangible way of knowing whether all such gas had been used, or whether some was stockpiled prior to going in ourselves.

2. Saddam Hussain was in violation of 16 UN resolutions including those requiring full and unhindered access to UK weapons inspectors.

3. Saddam Hussain had in his employ his brother-in-law, so-called "Chemical Ali"

4. All intelligence, not just America's but including the UK, Russia and France was reporting to their governments that Iraq had WMD capability

Considering all four of those points: previous deployment of WMD; obstruction of those trying to discover whether WMD still existed; employment of WMD manufacturers and universal intelligence emphasising a threat it would take complacency of a degree unparallelled since Neville Chamberlain not to have acted.

That it was subsequently found that only an apparatus to develop WMD rather than the finished product existed in Iraq is a matter of record. But by no stretch of the imagination can it be claimed that action was taken on the basis of either ignorance or deceit.
Adam | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Harrison Ford
Today I offer what's sure to be a controversial Slap! But I think, if for no other reason than the picture below, Harrison Ford is well deserving of a good hard Slap. And honestly, doesn't he look pretty good for 64??

There's really no reason to run down a list of his movies - if you don't know what he's done you've been living under a rock. But I will make note of the fact that Indiana Jones 4 is already in pre-production. It looks like Sean Connery will be involved again - I'm definitely looking forward to it.

More Harrison Ford

Very nice. I love grown-up men who look like they've had some experience in life. He's always been sexy with an everyman quality that made him seem accessible.
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sexy enough. I've always loved his eyes. Terrible actor though. IMO
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

do u guys thik he's good in bed?
chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Samer Thomas | 2011-05-09 21:51

Today's random hot guy
is courtesy of Don. He's been busy, and so we haven't seen much from him lately. But I think this makes up for it:

I wish I was a popsicle.
I wish I was a popsicle.
I wish I was a popsicle.

John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

His name is Chris Whelan.
RCG | 2011-05-09 21:51

Lick that stick....yeah.
Ted | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Alan Smith
Carl sent along a batch of pics for today's victim. Alan Smith is a striker for Manchester United.

Like all footballers soccer players, Alan is quite compliant about taking off his shirt. Honestly, I think most sports would be much improved if the players were as compliant as these guys about taking their shirts off when they win. There are of course obvious exceptions, but can anyone say that Adam Scott looks better with his shirt on?

More Alan Smith

He definitely looks better with his shirt on! That way you don't have to notice that he has no pecs! Sure he is fit, athletic, and about 4% body fat but how about a build a little more on the manly side? I'm not talking Arnold size but a little work out could take him in the Dennis Quaid direction. David Beckham has the same problem, nice ass but no "assets".
Stuart | 2011-05-09 21:51

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons on our planet get the business loans at different creditors. So, there's great possibilities to receive a short term loan in every country.
Miles19Margo | 2011-05-09 21:51

Just when I was thinking... "hmmm, this guy shouldn't dye his hair blonde... WHOA... This guy should NOT shave his head!"

Very cute though and deserving of a slap. I'd like to see him with his natural hair colour though.
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm not big into blondes (bottle or otherwise), but this guy is okay! Even with his shirt off, especially in that last pic. Agree that the shaved head thing does NOT work for him at all. A better slap than the twink from the other day.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

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I can't believe someone saw it!
Actually, I can. Snakes on a Plane, that is. It looks just awful, but apparently it had quite the online cult following it, so I'm sure it will probably do pretty well.

Anyway, Augusto at QueerBeacon saw it and has a review. He was also kind enough to post a picture of Nathan Phillips:

who looks like he's ready to be Slapped, to me.

Sorry, this Nathan Phillips guy is a very generic,average(in height, build,intelligence, acting ability) straight dude who isn't worth a slap. The movie was so cheesy it was fun, had me laughing out loud several times. Highlights- snake bites naked girl tit, snake bites peeing guy on dick, snake eats annoying dog, Samuel Jackson says "I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane." etc. Considering there was absolutely nothing else of more worth playing it was worth the 2 hours.
Dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

I have to disagree...Nathan is SO worth a slap! Thanks for putting him up.

...and oh yeah, the movie is awesome! Not an oscar winner but just a lot of fun and laughs!
Jim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Brendan Fraser
Another shocking omission from my Slap history is actor Brendan Fraser. Stuart actually wrote (a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago) to suggest Brendan, among others, but somehow I lost his suggestion in the shuffle that is my e-mail inbox.

Anyway, Brendan is absolutely one of my favorite actors. He's quite talented, and he doesn't mind showing lots of skin. I don't think he's done a frontal, but he's shown nearly everything else. One of the best films for seeing more of Brendan is George of the Jungle. There was also Gods and Monsters, and, of course, School Ties - one of his first movies where he had a great nude shower scene with Chris O'Donnell and Matt Damon, among others...

More Brendan Fraser

Brendan Fraser is just beautiful - what a great start to the work day!
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51 extremely slapworthy hunk who is also a very talented actor. Brain AND brawn! That's the way I like it. I like it..uh huh..uh huh..uh huh
Ralph | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sigh...Brendan is one of my all time favorites. He was both hot as hell and heartbreaking in Gods and Monsters. He's never gotten the acclaim he deserves. This was a great one, thank you.
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51 extremely slapworthy hunk who is also a very talented actor. Brain AND brawn! That's the way I like it. I like it..uh huh..uh huh..uh huh
Ralph | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Michael Fenton Panaro
Roman wrote recently to ask me to Slap a friend of his, Michael Fenton Panaro. Michael is an aspiring actor, and Roman is maintaining quite the nice fan club for him!

Roman sent me a few pics to post that you can't see on his Yahoo group, but he promises to keep the Yahoo group updated regularly. Hopefully we'll see this cutie on the big screen some day soon!

More Michael Fenton Panaro

Wow, needs some chest hair but for a twink he is damn hot.
mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

Cute guy, but don't think he's up to the "Bent" standard. Hate to toss him back, but think we can do better.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ok, so he is kinda cute but so is the guy on the far right with the glitter on his face, we gonna see him slapped too ?
Lets get back to the real "slaps" i mean i have friends who i think are cute but you don't see me emailing you their pics!
Tim | 2011-05-09 21:51

your so cute but needs more confidence in showing your huky look body....
chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Daniel Letterle
Look at this! Two newbies in a row! [/sarcasm]

Oh. Where was I? Yes.

David wrote recently to suggest today's meat, actor Daniel Letterle. Daniel hasn't done much, but he took some really nice photos (after the jump) in Camp, and recently starred as Ethan in hereTV's The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green:

Based on the hit underground comic strip, "The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green" centers on Ethan, a 26 year-old professional 'assistant' looking for love in all the wrong places – that is, until he meets and dates Kyle Underhill, a recently 'out' pro baseball player. Things progress wonderfully until Ethan's ex-boyfriend Leo threatens to sell the house that Ethan lives in, setting into motion a series of deceptions on Ethan's part to keep his house and his relationship with Kyle intact. By enlisting the help of a 19 year-old real estate assistant who has a romantic agenda of his own, Ethan discovers his web of secrets and lies will not be easily untangled. The result is a hilarious and endearing portrait of contemporary gay romance.
Sounds like fun. Thanks for the tip, David!

More Daniel Letterle

Update: I'd been wondering if the first pic was actually Daniel... Regardless, he's HOT.

The first photo is actually David Monahan (Ethan Green's ex - Leo) who is way slap-worthy and hotter than Daniel by a mile!
Hoody | 2011-05-09 21:51

nice front.. now I would like to see some back
pete | 2011-05-09 21:51

New e-mail
OK, I have no idea how it happened, but my e-mail address has been "compromised". That is, I've been getting about 2 spams per day at (That link is active only as something to attract spammers - any e-mail sent there is automatically deleted.

So I've gotta change addresses. So now, send e-mails to "bent2". If I've ever responded to one of your e-mails, you'll need to update your address book. Or you can use the "E-Mail Me" link over on the left - that address has been updated.

2 spams a day?
hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Outgames viral

Sehr gute!
Dwight | 2011-05-09 21:51

Are you fucking kidding me???
Wow. Just wow.

All About Strength has more.

OK. One more. I can't resist

take me camping..... please
I neeeed to get back to nature!
pete | 2011-05-09 21:51

just looked at the rest of his pics he is too young and too hot for me but I will take him for the weekend and you guys can pass him around after that

then give him back for a quickie long weekend with me
pete | 2011-05-09 21:51

Like oh my god i would lick that all over even after he has rolled in the mud. the i am going to hoover him dry (^_^)
Yen | 2011-05-09 21:51

A lethal combination for sure: a body built for sin and the face of an angel.
Save me!
Ralph | 2011-05-09 21:51

Today's Random Hotness! - Christian C

Christian C., courtesy of

I wonder if we'll end up with a "War on Religion"?
Probably not, but here's an interesting look at a recent study that shows that shows a surprisingly strong correlation in societies around the world between high levels of religious belief and high levels of violence and teen pregnancy.

Faith tends to weaken rather than strengthen people’s ability to participate in society. That makes it less likely they will respect social customs and laws.

All believers learn that God holds them responsible for their actions. So far so good, but for many, belief absolves them of all other responsibilities. Consciously or subconsciously, those who are "born again" or "chosen" have diminished respect for others who do not share their sect or their faith. Convinced that only the Bible offers "truth", they lose their intellectual curiosity and their ability to reason. Their priority becomes not the world they live in but themselves.
(Hat tip: GayOrbit)

everyone thinks they worship the right way but I am sure your all wrong you dont think about me enough

trust me I am write

pete | 2011-05-09 21:51

Another way to look at this is that in a down-turning society (increasing poverty, war, hopelessness about idiot politicians) people are desperate. So they turn to religion as a way to help them get through the day. The whole chicken and the egg thing. Are the crazy fundys starting problem or are they a reaction to it? The trouble is, religion lets you turn off your brain and the whole problem worsens. Side note : history has shown that a rise in religious fervor in a society is often followed by its downfall.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Andy Roddick is HOT!

Damn, what a fantastic picture!

I am a sucker(no pun intended) for great fuzzy legs. He has got them, for sure. Doesn't he look like he would be dirty in bed. lol
clinton | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree with Mike. If only Andy Roddick would wear better fitting shorts that wouldn't make his hips look a mile wide. I hate baggy shorts.
JAC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - James Van Der Beek
Steve wrote recently, agreeing with Stuart's point from a few days back (on Paul Walker's Slap), that I should quit re-Slapping anyone. Well, maybe he didn't put it that harshly, but he made the very good point that I had missed a number of VERY hot guys, today's Slap among them. When I read his e-mail, I was surprised because I saw several names I was *sure* I had Slapped. But Steve had done his research - I hadn't Slapped any. Well, one, but that was back in 2004 before I even started having votes or anything.

So starting today, with "Dawson's Creek Heartthrob" James Van Der Beek, I'll try to reduce some of the re-Slaps. Honestly, I mostly do them when I'm pressed for time, because I have a ready-made set of pictures... But as Steve said, "let's share the love".

Anyway, on to James. As I noted above, he's best known for playing Dawson in Dawson's Creek. He also played a high-school football star at odds with his father, his coach - well, almost everyone - in Varsity Blues. And then there's my favorite role, as Sean Bateman in The Rules of Attraction.

He shows a fair amount of nice skin, including a couple of jerk-off scenes, in RoA - along with former Slaps Ian Somerhalder (who is just creepy looking he's so hot) and Kip Pardue (who has a much more "natural" hotness to me) - and if I remember correctly, Ian and James have a smooch scene. Is that right? I looked for a picture of it, but couldn't track one down. Does anyone have one?

More James Van Der Beek

Update: Pat was nice enough to send along a link to the smooch scene caps. I had forgotten it was a fantasy sequence, and the scene wasn't all that great, anyway. But the caps are in there now. Thanks, Pat!

Uhh yea....Why snap when ya got bad pics?
Jagis | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slapdate! - Jake McDorman
A couple of months ago I posted Jake McDorman, and while he's cute I couldn't find as many pics as I wanted. Well, as I'm sure you know by now - I'm a moron, and I found a few pics that I'd saved on my hard drive for future posting. D'oh!

Anyway, check 'em out in the usual spot.

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The legal drinking age in Europe is 16 and this fox is 20! I approve...
Nicholas | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Matthew Bomer
Today's Slap doesn't appear to have been suggested by anyone, but as I trolled my hard drive looking for inspiration, I came across this hottie's pics and decided I had to include him.

Matthew Bomer got his start playing Ian Kipling on All My Children and moved on to play what he's best known for - or at least where most of his skin pics come from - Ben Reade (#3) on The Guiding Light for two years.

He has since moved on to other, bigger projects and appears to be having some success. Apparently he's attached to do the pilot of a series called Traveler. I don't know anything about it, but have I seen a preview of it recently?

And, of course, he's in October's release of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. Hmmm. Shouldn't that include lots of shirtless scenes where he's hooking up with some dumb bimbo before they both get speared by the chainsaw?? Well, here's hoping.

More Matthew Bomer

Is he on top of a dude in that one photo in his undies? I know it's unlikely being a soap, but if not, that chick has some crazy manhands?!
Franzel | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm thinking the electric blue eyes are fake. Don't really know what color his eyes are by the other pics. When he was a consideration for Superman Returns, the blue eyed photo is the one I saw. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

he's cute alright, but he needs to rethink those undies. i don't mind briefs, but those just don't look right!

dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I do like skin shots, and by that I mean SKIN like this that you can see without hving it blocked out by gross wads of hair. Thank you for this. WAY too much fur lately. If I want that I can clean the drain in my shower.
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Oh and...
Sorry for missing a Slap earlier this week... I didn't miss two, did I? Yikes!

Anyway, I've been traveling visiting my mom, and the scheduling has been tough. But I'm headed back to Colorado tomorrow, so regular Slaps will return!

Slap! - Giovane Gavio
Today's Slap is another furry fellow courtesy of Jim. Jim's always so nice to make my job easy by providing a batch of good skin pics.

Giovane Gavio appears to be a Brazilian volleyball player. I can definitely see the appeal, but there's something not quite right for me - I think it's gotta be his teeth and facial structure. I mean, his face looks like a dead ringer for Mr. Ed.

Was that too harsh? Yes, probably. But his teeth are a bit outsized. But that nice, moderately furry body??? YUM! So do what I do, put your hand over his face as you look through the pics!

More Giovane Gavio

You provide us with so much quality entertainment that you never need apologize for spending time with your mother....with your partner....traveling...or whatever.
Just never go totally away. Thanks for all you do.
Ronnie Myers | 2011-05-09 21:51

Who care's if his face looks like Mr. Ed? The question is, is he a horse, of course, of course.
Anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Holy S**t! Don't apologize for the late slaps, this may was WORTH THE WAIT!
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

Holy S**t! Don't apologize for the late slaps, this man was WORTH THE WAIT!
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Paul Walker
Ralph's comment about Channing Tatum reminded me that it's been over a year since I Slapped this guy - one of my top 10 guys - actor Paul Walker.

I remember having long discussions about the fabulous nature of Paul's ass (you can see it after the jump). And some seem to think that it's worth wasting your money on the dreadful Joy Ride DVD, just for the scene of Paul Walker and Steve Zahn walking naked into a diner.

As for me, I'm only sorry that I've yet to see Into the Blue. Into the Blue is really a perfect vehicle for Paul - all he does is stand around and look pretty. And swim around and look pretty. He's really not a very good actor, so looking pretty is his best bet. And he can certainly do that.

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Ok. I think it's just me, but I'm getting tired of these re-slaps. We got it. He's attractive. You already stated that. Otherwise Bamber would be featured here every month. Once they're slapped, they're retired. Otherwise take them out of slap of the month contention. There's always another pretty face (or ass or abs or chest...whatever).
Stuart | 2011-05-09 21:51

Um, yes, Stuart. It's you. It's all you.
ubu | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thank you ROB for slapping Paul Walker again!!! Sinful pleasures :) like the Daily Slap , should not be bound by rules, so I am so glad you don't have any.
Awwwwwww. you are a one slapper type of a guy. I said before, different stokes for different folks.
As for me, these new pics are forcing :) me to rent Running Scared and Into the Blue and then....stroke, stroke, stroke!
Ralph | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love this man!! I can't get enough of those blue eyes and that body. He is my future ex-boyfriend and I'll take him in bed with that cup of coffee and a hardon. Slap away.
Robby | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Channing Tatum
Today's Slap is the incomparable Channing Tatum. There's been a series of requests - from Mr. X, David, and Brody - to see the fair Mr. Tatum for the past few weeks, especially since people have been seeing him in the previews for Step Up. You may also remember him from She's the Man (from which came many of the pics after the jump).

I'm especially excited about the nude shots you can see after the jump. I can't tell for sure if they're him, but there are several features that seem to match.

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Brody mentioned that there are pics of Channing "All bruised and shirtless" from A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints. None of the pics after the jump reflect that, as far as I can tell, so if you know where I can find them, send word!

Update: Tony has the scoop on the airbrushing of the promo poster for Channing's new movie Step Up.

Bruno Gagliasso left me cold. But Channing? WOOF WOOF! This is why Bent Blog is so great, it has something for everyone. And Channing is one of the best yet.
hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

bugsy | 2011-05-09 21:51

If you want to see how airbrushed Channing is in the Step Up poster check out. :)
tony | 2011-05-09 21:51

Funny how I was thinking how ordinary he looked with hair, but how much hotter he looked without hair.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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New movie...
I just saw a trailer for The Covenant, a movie due out next moth. It looks like it's gonna have some nice skin - it features "four young men who belong to a supernatural legacy" and their exploits in modern day America. And we can all thank goodness that even people with a supernatural legacy are on the high school swim team...

Anyway, the movie features:

Chace Crawford

and former Slap Steven Strait

Update: Bill steered me in the comments toward another star of the movie, Taylor Kitsch - I guess I have another Slap scheduled...

Go to 'The Covenant' site and check out Taylor Kitsch, who is also in the film.

Another serious WOW...

I will see this film.
Bill | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Bobby Cannavale
Augusto wrote recently to ask what the heck was I thinking - I hadn't ever Slapped Bobby Cannavale. I remember being asked a while back by Mark to Slap him, but for some reason I don't think I could round up any skin pics. This time, however, I found some nice skin shots - including a view of his great ass!

Bobby is probably best known for a couple of irregular seasons playing Will's boyfriend on Will & Grace. And he also played Robin Williams' boyfriend in The Night Listener which, according to Augusto, is very gay positive.

More Bobby Cannavale

Would not look twice at him on the street, and would look away if he was shirtless...
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

HOT! HOT! HOT! and did I say...HOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!
aussi | 2011-05-09 21:51

hot! in a guido-esque kind of way.
myackie | 2011-05-09 21:51

Bobby is so hot, and he's got a really
sexy voice. and btw, if you saw the final episode of W&G, Bobby and Eric did end up together in the end.
Dan | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Paul Telfer
If you like Slap Paul Telfer, and have always imagined him - well, going at it - Michael over at Bare Naked Men can help you with your fantasies. He likes to imagine what exactly it might look like for Paul to get fucked...

He also has lots of other fantastic looking guys in "naked" poses.

Disclaimer: In case you couldn't gather such from my comments, Micheal's pictures are all fakes - even if they're pretty convincing ones. PLEASE don't come back here and yell at me for not telling you.

Slap! - Bruno Gagliasso
A couple of days ago I posted a preview of this smoking Brazilian stud, Bruno Gagliasso, and promised more to come. Well, here's the more. As Augusto noted - which nearly sent me running for the lotion:

Bruno is a Brazilian soap opera actor. Recently, he played a gay character and the Globo network (that's Brazil's equivalent to NBC) was heavily criticized for not airing an onscreen kiss which Bruno claimed he shot. He is hot indeed.
Sweet jesus.

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HOLY HELL. I am such a sucker for dark hair and blue eyes. How blonde/blue ever got to be the ideal is beyond me. He has awesome upper thighs and a really tiny ass. He looks yum with face hair. Would love to watch him and Jake Gyllenhal get it it on brokeback style.
clinton | 2011-05-09 21:51

And here I thought I was the only one who thought black hair blue-eyd guys were the hottest! Mmmmm...Bruno....glah-ah-ahhhhh...
Dan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh the things I would let him do to me over and over and over again then wake up and do them all over again.....GREAT SLAP
Andy | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love that he's kinda, should I say, thick. Soft. Looks like a 'regular' guy. Someone who enjoys a good meal. Not some skinny, skinny, twinkish guy. Most of the guys I've dated looked like this, not fat but don't really have a six pack. Like this one...
Craig | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jenson Button
Carl wrote recently. He'd seen Ben Cohen and really enjoyed his furry goodness, so he decided that if possible he'd help me feature some more British sportsmen.

Formula 1 driver Jenson Button is the first result of his campaign. Jenson, to me, seems to be a "2 face". That is, sometimes he looks really fucking hot, and other times he looks like a complete dork. Mostly, however, he's hot.

And of course I like the leather look. And I really like the picture (after the jump), with him in his racing gear - but the torso part is pulled down so we see his spectacular body.

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DANNY | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yeah, the first one definitely isn't Jenson. It looks like a cross between Kimi Raikkenon and Ralph Schumacher...?
Adam | 2011-05-09 21:51

As you've said, the pic after the jump isn't Jenson; pretty sure it's Nic Rosberg (not complaining though). Jenson is very cute, even when he looks like a dork!
Carl | 2011-05-09 21:51

And he seems to appreciate a little "help" from older gentlemen...truly refreshing!
ted | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Today's random hotness! - Nick C.

Nick C., courtesy of

Slap! - Andrew Stetson
James wrote recently to send me some extra pictures of former Slap, model Andrew Stetson. He actually has lots of hot pics posted at Fantasticsmag, but our concern today is Andrew Stetson.

I have two words.

Good. God.

This guy is just about as close to perfect as possible.

More Andrew Stetson

Very nice indeed.
hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

I just exploded into a ball of semen.

Best. Slap. EVER.
Spike | 2011-05-09 21:51

Definitely gorgeous. Has a Paul Walker type of appeal. I would take Paul over Andrew anytime though....if I were ever given the choice....only in my dreams, of course. :)
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is nice, but I still prefer Ben Cohen and Alex Barahona, as well as the eye candy from August 7. Can't wait to see him. The fur is nice, but I doubt it is as nice as Cohen's.
KCChieffan | 2011-05-09 21:51

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A preview of coming attractions...
Jim sent along this picture recently, of a guy he plans to send along soon.

I, for one, can't wait...

Now thats a bit more like it :) Reminds me a little of Chris Evans, (when he doesn't shave his chest of course).
Brandon Humphries | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh wow...that's Bruno Gagliasso....seriously, if you slap him he might be slap of the decade. No joke, this guy is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life.
michael | 2011-05-09 21:51

This cub is so damn fuckable! He just has to trim that mane that grows out of his pits
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

The First Basic Law of Human Stupidity:

Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.
Read the rest of the laws.

Very true in 2000 and 2004.
PeterT | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ever known somebody who thinks everyone in the world is an idiot except for them? This law has something to say about that =P
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

yummy.. what a nice stud, can't wait to slap his ass, LOL
*wasn't present lately, went on a vacation to Croatia,and I just gotta share this with ya guys... croatia is actually one crazy hot spot. I have never seen anything (nature, people) more beautiful than this ... food is absolutely delicious, national drinks such as travarica (sort of schnapps) are 2 good to be true.. the sea is warm as in the caribbenan, but the colour is wildly green to blue.. hot spots are definately national park brijuni close to istria which I also recommend, especially the inner istria with agricultural tourism in pool mansions. also, hvar is great and one of the best gay-friendly spots. sibenik and national park krka, and ofcourse dubrovnik, wihich i find quite expensive, but it's worth seeing it* hear ya later :)
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

When you're in uncomfortable position and have no money to move out from that, you would have to take the home loans. Because that would aid you definitely. I take term loan every year and feel myself OK because of it.
KeithElise21 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Johann Urb
Due to a meeting today, I can't give you a full Slap, but I did want to share this. Johann Urb was on Entourage last night looking really good as Drama's massage therapist:

Thanks to DaveId at Dreamcaps for the caps!

The face is perfect. He's cute and hot. Sigh.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

More Ben Cohen
YummerMan was kind enough to send along a few pics of recent Slap Ben Cohen that I had missed in my original post. Including this one:

See the rest of Ben Cohen here.

You can print a picture of him every day and I would be happy. The hair and the muscles look great. More of him and more like him!
KCChieffan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Those triceps, that chest hair, Damn! He's hot.
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ugly face, bad teeth. Body is OK though. He looks dirty and sweaty though.
Brandon Humphries | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ugly face? Uh, okay, sorry about those *cataracts*. Dude is way hot.
Spike | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Your humor for the day...
Just in case you were under any misapprehension that humans are causing global warming, see the light here. You see, Jesus knew way back when that it's Planet "X" that's responsible for all the trouble.

Now you know too.

What a relief! Jesus knew all along, and those "fruitcakes" thought we had something to do with global warming. Humph!! Maybe we should nuke all the heathen environmentalists!
muffy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Alex Barahona
Today's Slap you can blame on Ralph. Well, I imagine most of you - including me - will be singing Ralph's praises for this one - but just in case you don't like Alex Barahona, it's Ralph's fault.

So anyway - Alex is a Spanish Actor who stars in Los Serrano. I'm guessing, but it looks a lot like a Spanish soap opera, no? And I'm wondering, of course, what the heck Alex is up to with his co-star Alejo Sauras in some of the pics after the jump?? Do I have any readers from Spain that watch Los Serrano? Can you fill us in? Maybe Alejo and Alex are getting ready for a nice romp in the hay????

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thanks Ralph! What a hunk~!
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

thanks Ralph! What a hunk~!
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

thanks Ralph! What a hunk~!
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

You will probably enjoy this website for Alejo Sauras:

and if you can read spanish you will know a lot more about Los Serrano.

AdrianL | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Why do you need two types of Islam
Via GayOrbit comes the disturbing story that George Bush didn't know there are two different sects in Islam.

Dear God. I don't know if this is true, but I wouldn't be surprised. I don't think Bush is stupid, as so many are quick to say, but I think he is, as the article puts it, "not particularly intellectually curious". Or to paraphrase conservative senator Kevin Keeley (Gene Hackman) in The Birdcage, "George Bush doesn't want details, he doesn't even trust details".

And I think that lack of curiosity - and lack of interest in details - has gotten us where we are in the Middle East. I supported the administration's policies in both Afghanistan and Iraq, but the administration's conduct of the war has made a mess from which we might not escape for another 10 years. And I think that at this point Bush has no plans at all to reduce our troop commitment - hell, I don't think he even plans to think about it. I think he's made up his mind that the troops will be there until the end of his term and then it will be the next guy's (gal's ??) problem.

anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I have heard the President speak about the sectarian violence in Iraq and he most certainly knows that there are two major sects of Islam and for the unitiated there are a few more than that.

And this moronic mantra that the President went to war for oil is just way, way too stupid to spend precious nekkid men space to refute here.

And the people who are so convinced that he did, with no other evidence than just they already hate the guy and would believe anything evil said about him, wouldn't acknowledge it if they were wrong anyway.

Let's stick to beautiful men and fantasize about them and quit fantasizing about politicians like Bush (father and sons) and Clinton (husband and wife).
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

... MEN (?) hiding behind anonymity to speak their minds and comment on politics, and using words like «hate» as if they were talking about the sunshine, are as corageous as rats in a sinking ship... Wouldn't you say so too?... (Yes, this comment is anonymous indeed. I may be bold, but I'm not a fool, you know?)
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

For all you twenty, thirty and forty somethings who never thought about having to fight in a war, what's happened in Iraq was entirely predicable to anyone who pays attention to history. Remember the retiring general (who DID know about the two sects) who said we'd need at least 350.000 troups to maintain order if we invaded Iraq. Both Bush and Rumsfeld laughed at him. Why? Because they'd learned NOTHING about occupying a country from our experience in Vietnam. Why? Because neither of them were ever under a threat to have to fight in that war. Without bringing back the draft, people who don't like DETAILS will keep getting us into these messes. Only the American people and their desire to protect "their" children will keep us out.
Bill | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Ed Burns
Surfing famousmales forums yesterday, I cam across today's Slap, and realized a few things:

1) He's HOT!

2) He's never been Slapped before.

3) Thom had requested him a while back.


So, inspired by "arch_angel25" and Thom, today's Slap is actor Ed Burns. Apparently, a number of these pictures are from his turn in A Sound of Thunder. He also had a few appearances on Will & Grace, but unfortunately it seems as if he was playing Grace's boyfriend, not Will's. I remember him best from She's the One, where he was the star, as well as the director, writer and producer.

More Ed Burns

I could do so many things with him. And I'll start by...
scotte | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's very attractive and has aged really well. Good slap!
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Holy hell. I am a sucker for those dark haired men with blue eyes. Wow. I fell in hots with him during that movie he did with Angelina Jolie where she had scary platinum hair and was a news reporter.
clinton | 2011-05-09 21:51

I LOVE him--even in his movies that don't get the attention they deserve--I've had a crush on him for about eight years now. Thanks!
:) | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Adam Brody
I am shocked! SHOCKED, I say! That it's been since 2004 that I've Slapped this cutie! And I can't seem to find any record of a request for him either. Surely the one picture I had posted before wasn't enough?? I know some of you fellows must like this one: Adam Brody, star of The W.B.'s The O.C., is today's victim.

He's also shown his sexy self in American Pie 2, and as you might imagine, he made an appearance on MTV's twink-fest Undressed.

Frankly, he's my favorite O.C.'er. Not that I'm a big fan - I've only seen one or two episodes, but I think Adam's adorkability FAR outshines co-star Ben McKenzie's innate sex appeal.

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Damn cute!
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

It's FOX's The O.C.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I would like to propose not to hold back until you earn big sum of money to buy all you need! You should just get the home loans or college loan and feel yourself comfortable
LevineCAROLYN19 | 2011-05-09 21:51

The tiny bit of chest hair in the middle is cute. At least he doesn't shave it off.
Curt | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Hot Brazilians!
Contigo magazine - Brazil's answer to People - has a list of the 25 sexiest guys in Brazil. QueerBeacon has the details, including quite a nice selection of pictures.

#1? Former Slap Reynaldo Gianecchini:

Yamma hamma.

Very, very hot! Thank you.
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

While Reynaldo is easy enough on the eyes, Bruno Gagliasso runs away with the prize for me. Slap of the month time!
rmc | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Justin Berfield
Back when I Slapped Lance Bass, Bill left a comment noting that Lance looks kinda like Justin Berfield; he further noted:

Justin Berfield is over 18...

And he is hot, too.
I think he was giving me a subtle hint to Slap Justin. And honestly, I've wanted to for some time, but he always seemed too young. Hell, he is too young. But I'm shameless - hell, I Slapped Jesse McCartney. And Justin is 20 now. So I don't have to feel bad.

In case you're wondering, Justin is best known for his role as the idiot older brother to Malcolm in the Middle.

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He certainly doesn't look 20 in those pictures. Kinda creepy for anyone over 20 to be lusting for a boy of his development.
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

What the hell is he doing with Joe Simpson in the pic. He has a dirty little hustler boy quality to him. A couple years ago he ran with a VERY rough crowd with a few gay boys that got into some trouble. He isn't my type but he looks like enjoyable trouble.
clinton | 2011-05-09 21:51

Much better than yesterday's slap!!! So hot.
LabRatt | 2011-05-09 21:51

Now all Justin needs is the courage to come out publicly and get on with his producer career. Fun to see a "kid" actor be successful in the biz,
KJ | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Today's random hotness! - Matt Taylor

Matt Taylor, courtesy of

Slap! - Ben Cohen
Back during fur week (when was that, again?), Mark wrote to suggest today's Slap - British rugby player Ben Cohen. I Slapped Ben WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back in 2004, so it's high time for a re-Slap, I'd say.

According to his entry on Wikipedia, he's one of the best ruggers in English history. He plays wing for the Northampton Saints.

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Woof! Love those furry men!
Jimmy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow...more please!
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

I think we should vote for Aug slap of the month right now - he wins DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

Loev Ben's chest hair and bod. He needs to grow out the hair on his head!
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On Marriage
I agree with Brenton, I find this ad to be really effective. I just hope others do too.

Hap tip: Aussielicious

Very poignant.

I've always found it ridiculous to think that the heterosexual majority gets to decide for the homosexual minority... like they own the very essence of marriage.

Fuck. That.
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap of the Month - July!
Well, not surprisingly at all, the Slap of the Month for July is Nick Beyeler. He had nearly three times as many votes as his runner-up, Jensen Ackles.

Notable low- (or no) vote getters were Prince William (1 vote) and George Clooney (0 votes). Hmmm... I wonder how those happened?

The winner ...

And the runner-up, should the winner be unable to fulfill his Slap-ly duties:

I find Nick Beyeler's look to be so predictable. Certainly nice; nothing against him; just that he looks like the common model stud you can find in any ol' magazine. I never even considered voting for him. Jensen Ackles, Dan Futterman, Matt Dallas, and Mark-Paul Gosselaar are so much hotter (imho) and I struggled with my vote among those four.
Marc | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Iran Malfitano
Jim was kind enough to send along some more lovely, furry Brazilian boys for our enjoyment. Today's Slap is Iran Malfitano. It turns out that I've Slapped Iran a while back, but I decided that he's fully hot enough to deserve another go. I think, based on recent voting patterns, he'll be quite popular here.

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can't get enough of this man!!!!!!!!!!1
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Cute smile. The rest?....good lord, YUUUKK!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Is it just me?
Or does anyone else make a point to watch Cingular ads to see where they put all the little bars in the "more bars in more places" campaign?

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-- Dave

"Smooth, blond boys? Is that REALLY a new theme for this site???"
-- anonymous

"You are doing God's work..."
-- jt

"WOW...FUCKEN...SWEAT'N site!"
-- Ron

"The daily slap raises my heart rate more the my morning coffee."
-- Kevin

"...oh sweet Bent blog!"
-- Brandon

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-- Sam

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-- Hector

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-- nicky

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-- David

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-- Milan

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-- Jonathan

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-- Mr. X

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