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Slap! - Kelly Slater
Sorry for the missing Slaps for the last couple of days, but it was a rather hellish trip back from Italy. Missing one flight, lost bags, delayed shuttles. Augh. But at least we did manage to score business class seats again.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand. Don wrote to demand - yes, demand - that I Slap super surfer Kelly Slater. I gotta admit, I'd never even heard of him - then again surfing doesn't really interest me. Which is kinda surprising, I'd say, given that they compete wearing next to nothing. I mean, I certainly wouldn't miss a diving contest!!! So anyway, thanks Don for turning me on to Kelly. And surfing.



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excellant slap. could hang to those nipples and the rest would come.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Speaking of hot surfer, check out Laird Hamilton.

He's literally like a blond, muscular god, whose body looks like it was painstakingly handcarved. He's like 6'5" or something. Gah, I hope it's ALL proportionate.
Spike | 2011-05-09 21:51

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly_Slater


7 times world champ, Pamela Anderson's ex, 1 season on Baywatch, Versace model.

How in the hell have you not heard of him? He won his first world title way back in 92!
Kim | 2011-05-09 21:51

LOL "He is not aging very well". Oh, come on! He was a very, very cute boy but is now beyond incendiary (in my opinion). That body, those eyes...
don | 2011-05-09 21:51


Back to the salt mines!
Well, almost. We actually got stuck in Frankfurt over night rather than returning to Denver, so that's the reason for yesterday's missed Slap. I'm going to try to get a Slap posted before I leave the lovely Frankfurt Airport Sheraton, but no promises.

In the meantime, with me being gone for 10+ days, there's been very little controversey around here, so I thought I'd get some started with this little number from Jim:






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Who would want to? This little moron needs to be impeached, and soon, or this country will be going right down the crapper. If the Democrats would get their shit together, maybe we could win both houses of Congress. This would stop this reign of GOP terror.
Jim H. | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh-oh, more Bush-Derangement Syndrome! The Democrats? Who? Kerry or Hillary? What a joke.
Mary | 2011-05-09 21:51

Here! Here! Mary. Unfortunately it's become politically correct, and ignorantly so in my opinion, to bash anything to do with Republicans. I would have been horrified if Kerry was to lead the United States of America in today's world climate. Yes, I'm gay. Yes, I'm Republican. No, the two are not mutually exclusive.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

"Yes, I'm gay. Yes, I'm Republican. No, the two are not mutually exclusive."

Neither, apparently, is being gay and stupid.
Jenna's Bush | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Ari Gold
Courtesy of Bruce, we have today's Slap, gay pop singer Ari Gold. I've never heard of Ari, and as far as I know I've never heard any of his music. Then again, I'm not the person you should ask about pop music, just ask Juice or John.



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Great slap! He's so hot, and he's openly gay! On his website, arigold.com you can watch his video with Ari and other sexy guys on the beach.
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

nice bod, bag that face.
Rand Tolbert | 2011-05-09 21:51

He has very beautiful eyes, perhaps not seen so much on this site...
The Puckster | 2011-05-09 21:51

Great Choice ! Ari is pretty hot, and I love his music. And its so cool that he is openly gay. Wish more "stars" would open up....
Bleu | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Still here!
We're still in Italy for another couple of days - and I'm still getting used to these Italian keyboards...

We left Florence by car (the other guys let me drive since I drive the most like Italians - crazy). Actually, it's not so much the car drivers that are crazy, but the motorcycle riders seem universally to have a death wish.

Nevertheless, we went by car to Radda in Chianti to spend a few days touring wine country. It was fabulous. After wine country we drove to Pisa - boy the leaning tower is small - and caught a train to Cinque Terre, a lovely set of 5 villages on the Ligurian sea. This, alas, is our last stop. We have two more nights here and then we hop a plane headed for home.

The trip to Cinque Terre had our low point of the trip - one of our suitcases was stolen from the train. Fortunately, it wasn't packed with anything important - still it pisses me off. On the other hand, C.T. has had the best looking guys of the entire trip, including one particularly fit kyaker that we saw this afternoon.

So once I get back to Denver, I'll be getting my pictures organized and you'll get to hear (and see) everything in way more detail than you ever wanted.

Ciao!


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We are planning to go to Florence in the end of May time frame. How's the weather there?

Cinque Terre is a beautiful place 14years ago when I was last there. We are planning to visit CT on this trip also.
terry | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Billy Currington
Today's victim is country music star Billy Currington. Geromer wrote to suggest Billy, and I have to admit, my first response was "Who?" I'll also confess to being less than a fan of country music. Nevertheless, Billy is pretty hot - not as hot as Kenny Chesney, this month's other country star, but what can you do? Also, I don't particularly care for his chest hair - it looks overly groomed to me. If you're gonna do that, just shave it man!!



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Oh come on.
Mel | 2011-05-09 21:51


Billy is hot. He shouldn't trim his chest hair at all! A full carpet on him would be very sexy.
Scout | 2011-05-09 21:51

If I were fishing, I'd toss him back and try for the next one.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Are you crazy! This guy put Chesney to shame. This is one HOT man and talented also. The hairy chest and 5 o'clock shadow has me ready to go.
neal | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Corey Sevier
You can all thank Matt, as appropriate for today's Slap - Corey Sevier. Corey seems to be best known for his stint as Gabriel McKay on the short-lived North Shore. Did anyone watch that? I generally keep an eye on the teen soaps, even if I don't watch them, but I completely missed North Shore. Obviously it wasn't very good, or I could still watch it.

Corey's upcoming projects include Decoys 2, which means nothing to me, and Surf School, which means that Corey will be taking off his shirt a lot. I guess I'll be seeing that one.



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Corey is a goodlooking guy and has some nice upper torso development, but he should put some meat on the rest of his bones. A little fur would add too, but can't fault him if he's naturally smooth.
Scout | 2011-05-09 21:51

Another past Slap . . . Ryan Carnes . . . is also in Surf School.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

THANK YOU MATT!!!! I have been in love with Corey every since I saw him on North Shore. It lasted 1 plus seasons and had plenty of man candy, including Jason Momoa and Jay Kenneth Johnson. Corey has such a beautiful body, he is perfect!
Eric | 2011-05-09 21:51

So beautiful and so young.
terry | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Bradley Cooper
I was reminded of today's hotness by Timothy - apparently it's been quite some time since I Slapped Bradley Cooper and his fur was just begging for an update. I've liked Bradley since I first became aware of him on Alias, and I was sorry to see his sitcom Kitchen Confidential leave the air - I only caught one episode, and maybe that one was a little preachy, but it looked like a pretty good show. Oh well. I'm sure he'll be back - hopefully with an ungroomed chest.



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Update: A bunch of people pointed out in the comments - and Bob and Mike sent along by e-mail - that the movie with Bradley smooching another guy is Wet Hot American Summer.


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oh my god, that's so ironic, i was just having a naughty dream about me and bradley last night! he's freaking gorgeous!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's 6'1" with size FOURTEEN feet! Bring it on, baby!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

The film is a comedy called "Wet Hot American Summer", with lots of cast members from SNL and also one of my favorite Slap! Christopher Meloni is in the movie.
mxdf | 2011-05-09 21:51

And they do so much MORE than just kiss in that scene in Wet Hot American Summer! Plus a shirtless Paul Rudd, and a crazy Chris Meloni... Not the greatest movie, but worth it for the boy action.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Caleb Lane
It seems like somebody wrote to tell me about Caleb Lane, but I just can't find it - so if I neglected to mention you, let me know! Anyway, as you might have guessed Caleb is a model. Duh. And I gotta admit he looks really good - but, honestly, it looks like he ... well ... doesn't fill up his briefs very well. Too bad. I'd still do him.



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Very Nice. :o) Sometimes bigger isn't always better.
Bleu | 2011-05-09 21:51

I would agree with mike, great body, BUT
where's the goddamn package
Croatia boy | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Dominic West
The improbably named "Jackxx" wrote to ask for British actor Dominic West. Honestly, I'd never heard of Dominic before, but I managed to find a couple of nice pics showing some decent chest fur - and a very nice ass. Interestingly, the only thing that I've seen that includes Dominic is Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace, but he only managed to pull "palace guard" duty. Oh well.

Thanks Jackxx!



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His performance as a wry detective in "The Wire" was great. Only problem: not nearly enough exposure of his hot body!
Andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

If I remember right he's also the hot guy who Renee Z is married to at the beginning of "Chicago". He's yummy.
Spike | 2011-05-09 21:51

He played Richmond in Ian McKellan's film version of "Richard III," the one set in the 1930s.
Clay | 2011-05-09 21:51


Leaving Venice!
Yup, we're on our way out of Venice. The water cab is picking us up at the hotel for our ride (I'm hoping on the Grand Canal) to the train station. Venice was expected and yet unexpected. What an unusual place - I'm still absorbing everything, but I really enjoyed my stay! I think the highlight was the Hotel Cipriani - if only we'd had the money to stay there...

On to Florence!


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hopping yoyo
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

hopping yoyo
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Have a great time in Florence! Iwas just there over the summer, had a great time!! You have to check out the restaurant, San Micheale. it over looks the city, a little pricey, but worth the view, and the waiters weren't bad either!!!!
kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh, you are in Italy now? I've been to Florence and Venice in February but am coming back (I'm in love with Italy :D) this 30th... do you speak italian?
Edgard | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Matt Lanter
I was reminded of today's Slap by Mark, and it seemed the perfect time to give Matt Lanter one more smack, since his show appears to be getting impeached and all. I was thinking about it - there were a couple of things that probably doomed that show:

1) It wasn't very good (Matt notwithstanding, of course!)

2) Whether it was meant to be or not, it always felt like it was being treated as a campaign commercial for Hillary Clinton. And whether you like Hillary or not, shows like C-i-C are supposed to be about entertainment. Plus, when you're lumped in with Hillary - fairly or not - you've just lost at least 50% of America.



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all I dram about
matt | 2011-05-09 21:51

The problem with the show is they don't give this guy enough air time! I saw it this week and he had about 2 seconds. There should be a spin-off series: "First Son." In the first episode, the first son joins the swim team and bonds with the guys. OK, I'd better stop now. I'm getting very distracted.
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

The problem isn't with him or the show. I actually love the show. The problem is the network. As soon as they have a show that is a hit, the put it on hiatus and show something else for 6 weeks. Remember the first season of Desperate Housewives. By the time the show comes back, we've all moved on.
Keaver28 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Couldn't disagree more. Loved C-i-C. It was one of the best new shows of this year. Adore Matt (originally from next top male model show where he was w/out shirt most of the time and h-a-h (hot as he-double hockey stick). Agree the show would have been even better with M-o-M (more of Matt).

Finally, don't know what you have against Hillary. H-t-H (hope to he-double hockey stick) you are a fan of the current leadership that is working hard as he-double hockey stick to limit our -- assuming you are not straight -- rights and Constitutionalize us as 2nd class citizens. Do you think Hilary would do that? Don't like how you imply that Hilary loses 50% of the vote. Not sure if you mean all men or just 50% of the gay community. Either way your totally wrong because:
(a) false assumptions,
(b) more than 50% of the US population is female--a common false presumption that the USA pop is 50-50 by gender and it is more like 56% 44%,
(c) there are a lot of gay men who would vote for Hilary (myself included), and a lot of straight men who are sick and tired of $3 for a gallon of gas, environmental destruction, the largest trade deficits in the history of our nation, an increasingly right wing supreme court, not to mention some 'problems' maybe with the information that the people were given as to why we needed to go in and occupy a foreign nation without provocation. Do you honestly believe that Hilary Clinton would have done any of these things? Do you think she would have selected a former Halliburton Executive as her running mate? Whatever dude!
Xander Keys | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jamie McMurray
What is it about race car drivers? Wendy wrote to tell me about Jamie McMurray. And people around here seem to have a thing for race drivers (oh, that last one was me, huh?). Now if we could just round up a nice skin pic of Jamie to go with Christian & Jacques, this post would be complete - so if you know of any, point 'em out!



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as far as racing drivers go, jamie green (DTM), nico rosberg, and nelson piquet jr are all decent candidates - next time though, please include some topless pics
corsaboi | 2011-05-09 21:51

You slapped him once...he could use slapping again...a competitor of Nico's in Formula One...Christian Klien.
Redbull15 | 2011-05-09 21:51

I had a desire to begin my own firm, nevertheless I didn't have got enough of cash to do this. Thank goodness my close dude advised to take the mortgage loans. Thence I took the short term loan and realized my desire.
KrisSHARP21 | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Gabriel Aubry
Today's Slap, model (no really?) Gabriel Aubry comes courtesy of Jared. What a lovely contrast Gabriel makes to yesterday's Ben Browder-athon. They could hardly be more different. OK, I could have Slapped Jesse McCartney again - don't make me do it!

So anyway - here's Gabriel. Thanks Jared!



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Feed him well and maybe in 5 years...Still like those more mature men like Ben-with fur please.
PeterZ | 2011-05-09 21:51

wasnt he dating halle berry (lucky bitch, first eric benet, then him!)!?
George | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'll take Ben!
Maddyboy | 2011-05-09 21:51

C'mon he's gay as a gamma goat. Don't know why Halle Berry is playing fag hag and trying to pose him off as straight, is she really that deperate. Yes, he really cruises the gay bars on Christopher Street and on the strip in Miami.
Anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51


Really geeky


Check out more pics from the airport and the air


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That's a great airport!! Love the tee-pees!!
Robert | 2011-05-09 21:51

Told you I was geeky...
My first post from 35,000 33,000 feet. Now time to join the Mile High Club...


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Wouldn't 33,000 feet make it the 6.25- Miles-High-Club?! If you're in 3A you probably have some pretty fancy seats-- was going to the lavatory even necessary? We want pervy details. ;-)
The Puckster | 2011-05-09 21:51

Today's the day!
Yes, you guessed it, I'm off to Italy! I'll be gone until next Friday (28-Apr), but I spent a little while this morning posting Slaps for most of those days - a girl's work is never done! There are a couple of days missing as of now, but I'm hoping to have internet access on the plane, and since I'm just geeky enough to be anxious to use the access for something - anything, really - I'll probably post 2 more Slaps from seat 3A. Look for 'em next Thursday!








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have a great holiday! Italy is such a wonderful country... and lufthansa is such a good airline. and real italian food... amazing stuff!
George | 2011-05-09 21:51

we are not in winter anymore ¬_¬
Edgard | 2011-05-09 21:51

Your attention please!
Tottyland has a very important announcement.

Slap! - Ben Browder
Frank wrote to suggest today's Slap - an update of former Slap Ben Browder. He hadn't been Slapped in a while, so in looking for him I was reminded of his total hotness. I mean, wow - could he look any better? And what the hell is wrong with me for not watching Stargate SG-1? That furry chest - and this guy doesn't shave. Well, maybe a little grooming - hell, even Sean Connery submitted to a little "man-scaping" on occasion, but no waxing here!



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H-O-T!!! LOVE him!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

LOVE the fur on the chest - it's JUST right!
Mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

where can you find another 44-year-old who THIS HOT!!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hairy chest or not, Ben is a knock out regardless! I enjoying seeing his arse in leather - bubblely! He is fine!
Bob | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jacques Villeneuve
Today's Slap comes courtesy of The Puckster who sent along a number of these pictures - thanks! Jacques Villeneuve is a Canadian Formula 1 racer who drives for BMW Sauber. Listen to me - acting like I know what the hell that means!

I do know this - he won the 1995 Indianapolis 500 - and that's good enough for me.



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Update: Good god, I'm losing it. Jacques here was supposed to be posted yesterday but a circuit in my brain obviously melted. So enjoy him today!

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Yep, he's the one for me. Never saw pics of him before but have watched him race. I think I need to watch more F1!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Very handsome indeed! Hot bod too!

I have a slap suggestion. I saw Mathew Bourne's Swan Lake yesterday and fell head over heels for the "Prince" Simon Wakefield. Such a beautiful man and a nice ass! I got a glimpse of his butt cheeks through the almost see through PJ he was wearing. Has anyone seen photos of him? Thanks.
terry | 2011-05-09 21:51

I have had a crush on Jacques for many years. Hate that he is in F1 now, don't get to see him as much. I have never seen the shirtless pics of him, WOW!!! What a BOD!
Eric | 2011-05-09 21:51


Meet the Convicts!
John was kind enough to send along a like to some photos on Flickr of The Sydney Convicts, Australia's first team in the gay Rugby Union.

I especially like:

Robb Jarvis and Pierce Young and Steve Ryan and Dave Hunter.

And for my husband, the improbably named Muffin who elicited this response:
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
It seems I'm long overdue for a trip to Sydney!

The Freedom Files
The ACLU asked me to let you know about an upcoming release of theirs, The Freedom Files. It's going to be shown on CourtTV this evening. And you can also catch the ACLU's LGBT project director Matt Coles on Catherine Crier Live this evening at 5PM eastern.

According to the ACLU:
This episode of the Freedom Files showcases how many gay and lesbian Americans are treated as second-class citizens under the law, lacking rights that other Americans take for granted.
I just watched the trailer and it looks like it's well worth watching. Please support them in this project!


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I will recommend not to wait until you get enough cash to order different goods! You can just take the personal loans or commercial loan and feel fine
SimpsonLupe | 2011-05-09 21:51

And speaking of the movies...
I also saw the controversial trailer for United 93 for the first time last night. I have to admit, I don't really want to see that movie - but I think I'll force myself. I didn't find the trailer too upsetting, but I'll admit that I had braced myself for it - it didn't catch me by surprise.

As for those who insist that it's "too soon" or that the movie and/or trailer shouldn't be shown at all, I can only disagree in the strongest possible terms. Whether you agree with the way George Bush has conducted the war on terror, we cannot forget what happend on 9/11. To put our heads in the sand is to invite more attacks.

BTW, Queer Beacon has a brief look at United 93 and hopes, as I do, that the movie doesn't shy away from the fact that one of the flight's heroes, Mark Bingham, was gay.


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I think it's a stupid idea. The only time a movie should be made based on relatively recent real-life events is when it's to educate and inform. Is there anybody that doesn't know what happened that day?

Maybe in 70 or so years, when the then-current generations aren't as in touch with what happened as we are, it would have a point. Right now, it doesn't. And yes, I'm aware pointless movies get made all the time, but usually they at least entertain. Forgive me for doubting anyone (whose existence is worth acknowledging) is going to be entertained by this.

It's just another example of people exploiting a tragic event to make money, and anybody who says it's a 'tribute' to the heroes who were on that plane needs to wake the fuck up.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

The movie needs to be presented to remind us how serious the terrorist are to all Americans not just the 3000 affected in NYC. Have we forgotten how this attack brought to our nation what the Mid East nations and parts of Europe have been living with for many years? Do you think you're safe just because nothing has happened here in the last few years? No administration did much until Bush about any of this. Now all we hear is complaints and chants "can't we all just get along?" by the opponents of action.
jordan | 2011-05-09 21:51

The courage of the passengers on United 93, who acted to save others, deserves to be told.

michael and jordan leave me in despair, though; this country can survive hijackers and bombs, but not the level of stupidity, which supports Bush

Bruce | 2011-05-09 21:51

The purpose of these movies are very simple: never let 9/11 out of the public conscious. That way it will remain a carte-blanche for any half brained military scheme to fight "terrorists".
Vidal | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Ben Crowley
Today's Slap is actor Ben Crowley, who appeared in Inside Man, which I saw with a friend last night. Inside Man, to refresh your memory, is the current feature with Denzel Washington, Clive Owen and Jodie Foster. I generally like such movies, so I had wanted to see it, but honestly hadn't expected much - while I like them, I don't often find them good.

And Ben wasn't in the movie for long, but it was enough to catch my eye...

But IM was actually pretty good. They managed to keep the suspense and mystery alive for most of the movie, and
[SPOILER]I always kinda like it when the bad (sort of) guy gets away...[/SPOILER]



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Slap! - Cillian Murphy
Today's Slap, at Dale's suggestion, is Irish actor Cillian Murphy. His most recent notable role was as baddie Dr. Jonathan Crane in Batman Begins with uber-hottie Christian Bale. He also played a transvestite cabaret singer in Breakfast on Pluto.

He had this to say on being compared with Colin Farrell:
It's basically lazy journalism if they say I'm the new Colin Farrell. This thing about heat, it's all just hot air
Nice!



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Another recent role — in which he was incredibly menacing (read: hot!) was the Wes Craven flick, Redeye. Not the best movie ever, but it's also not the worst. In fact, it holds up pretty well until the last 20 minutes or so.
passionsfan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Great eyes, but he's a chest shaver.
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

He has very beautiful features that are almost haunting - unconventional beauty. I loved him in Red Eye. He played a very charming villain.
Maddyboy | 2011-05-09 21:51

That guy has the wierdest face on the planet
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Aspen
Today's Slap is somewhat unorthodox - it does to Aspen on a 70-degree day. Wow. It was amazing out there today - and so was the hottie whose picture you'll see on the next page. It's just too bad my cell phone camera is so crap-tastic. So you may have to take my word for it - he was totally Slap-worthy.



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FUN ! Hmmmm maybe you should do a week's worth of veiwer submitted "hottie" pics :o)
Bleu | 2011-05-09 21:51

Love the mechanical treasure trail!
Ed | 2011-05-09 21:51


I'm rich and stupid
Now Oprah can get the dumbest e-mail address ever.

Idol results!
You east coasters already know, but it's just starting here and DialIdol is predicting that Ace is leaving tonight!

I hope it's wrong this time, although it got Mandisa right last week. And with the site's popularity, the statistics are getting better and better...

Update 1: We in Denver miss you too Ace. Feel free to come back and hang out!

Update 2: I guess Rod Stewart paid for promotion too? Doesn't Idol make enough money yet?

Update 3: I can't believe Kellie - she's never heard the phrase "too much information"? This is just an act, right??

This just in
Oprah Winfrey likes being a billionaire.


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Why should one feel guilty about being wealthy. When you buy, for example a custom made house, you pay painters and designers and architects, who might have children or elderly that they take care of, and when you pay people they buy things too, which circulates money evenly. When your rich it just means that you contribute to society more by spending, and get more out of it!
John | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree with John, why should anyone feel guilty about being wealthy? Good for Oprah! Spend that money honey!
Wagon | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oprah should not feel guilty.. she worked long and hard for it, and more importantly, she, unlike many others, uses part of her money to help those around the world who don't have it. It's too bad she has gone all "Im Oprahdiva!" recently, but till, she shouldnt feel bad about being rich.
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

I know I don't feel guilty about inheriting my millions. I deserve it!
Paris Hilton | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Switzerland
Thanks to Kip for the idea for today's Slap. As he pointed, out - and Tottyland noted also - Switzerland is featuring an ad campaign this summer trying to lure women to Switzerland while their husbands watch the World Cup in Germany. Presumably they're expecting more than one gay man from this campaign also.

So today's Slap is the pictures of the hot guys featured in the campaign - and it seems like I heard something about nice scenery in Switzerland? I dunno - maybe it's just a rumor. Regardless, I'm booking my flight to Zurich right now.



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Pictures from Proceed at Your Own Risk.


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What's the airfare to Switzerland? Where do I get in line?
Jim | 2011-05-09 21:51

This is your best slap ever, spent a month in Switzerland last summer and for me it was paradise. blue eyes and great butts (they have skiing for gym there) It drove my boyfriend crazy!!!
ron | 2011-05-09 21:51

OMG I just found this site like a week ago and I love it...I was just popping back to tell you about this guy and someone beat me to it! Slap him, slap me, and tell me he's staying for breakfast. ;-)
Christopher | 2011-05-09 21:51


8 bottles of beer on the wall!
Bucky: OK performance. A tough way to start the show, I'll say - I'd hate to have led off tonight. And Bucky just isn't a rocker. And what did he mean by his comments "Freddie Mercury isn't somebody you'd want to jump up behind?" Did I get it right? What does that mean?

Ace: Interesting choice of song I'd say -- shouldn't he go for something a bit more melodic? It was an interesting arrangement that he kind of stamped with his own feel, but I didn't get it much. And was it just me, or did the leather pants make Ace look kinda fat?

Kellie: Now this could be interesting. A very tough song - but all of them are tough. Wow, that's quite an outfit -- and speaking of looking fat. OK - the part at the mic was OK, but that strut across the stage blew it up. The vocal was pretty good, but yikes. "Rocker chick?" Hmmm. I think Randy said it best, she "worked it out". That's about all - she didn't nail it.

Chris: This, to me, should be a slam dunk -- the song and the format are right in his sweet spot. We'll see. This one's a tough call for me. I didn't particularly like the song, but that's not his fault - I thought his performance was well committed, but was this just yelling? Maybe it's just the song. I still like him. P.S. Simon nailed it: "they don't perform that song live because it's not a very good song". I agree with Simon completely.

Katharine: I don't envy her having to perform Queen. Put your arms down and sing - that's totally indicated. Ugh. That performance did not excite me at all. She never sounds bad, but she's never interesting to watch.

Elliott: Gospel style? This should be fun. I don't know how well Elliott will do, but it may just be interesting. I actually kind of enjoyed that, especially at the end where I thought he really brought it home. Probably the best of the night.

Taylor: It seems like Taylor could do well with this - and he's always interesting. And with this song it should be a lot of fun. Did he miss the stand as he tried to kick it the first time?? What a fantastic performance - the vocal was outstanding and the performance was Taylor's typically spastic display. Nice! Much better than Elliott! There's no way Paris can beat that. I usually agree with Simon, but I have to disagree here.

Paris: Wow, that vocal started well, but Paris always sounds good. She sounds good, but I'm not buying the rest of it. Eh, it was just OK to me. "Weird" works for me.

OK, overall I thought tonight sucked. Who the hell thought up the idea to perform all Queen songs? Some marketing hack, I guess - and Queen, I presume, paid a fortune for the placement? I mean it's one thing for Kenny Rogers to come on and help with country songs, but only Queen? There just aren't that many great Queen songs, and they're all extremely difficult - and often not suited to the performer. Geez, I hope they don't do something so stupid again.

My vote for tonight goes to Taylor. And of course Ace and Chris are still cute, so they get my votes too.


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I would give Taylor a 9.5 and the rest basically sucked, and I'm a big fan of some of the others. Taylor gets a .5 deduction for missing his kick! LOL

Who in the hell agreed to let Queen be the theme of the night? This was by far the worst night of Idol in the history of Idol.

I think when the judges listen to this night again, they are going to come away shocked at how bad it sounded.
Wagon | 2011-05-09 21:51

I dont get the judges.. they keep telling the Idols.. that6 song was way bigger than you. Ummm.. when they have to do Stevei Wonder and Queen, of COURSE the song is gonna be way bigger than an Idol contestant. I do agree with you.. Elliott was great last night, especially compared to the rest.
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

I would agree that Taylor and Elliott (I wanna see him shirtless) were the best of the night. I kinda like Kelli, it was something different from her. I think Ace is a goner tonite, what a HUGE song mistake.

Im glad its not just me who thinks that this years 'Themes' have been HORRIBLY unfair to the contestants. Wonder, Queen, Songs of the Millenium?? They are either too difficult or too vague.
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51

I don't care about "Idol". So, unless you have some nude pics of Ace to publish, please slap a hunk for today. I need my fix.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Kenny Chesney
Today's Slap, at the request of frankie is (not) gay cowboy Kenny Chesney. You may remember Kenny as Mr. Renee Zellweger - he and Renee managed to meet, fall in love, get married and get an annulment all in the course of a single year. Geez, they sound like lesbians (except for the marriage thing). Anyway, as you can imagine, as soon as their annulment was announced, the gay speculation surrounding Kenny started swirling again. So I don't know if he is or isn't, but I wouldn't mind having him on the team! YUM.



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Not too big on Kenny Chesney, but Billy Currington and Keith Anderson, they are so effing hot! So is Tim McGraw, as long as he keeps his hat on!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Who cares if he's bald? I'd do him in a heartbeat.
Ed | 2011-05-09 21:51

You wouldn't know it from any of these pics, but, he has THE sweetest, tightest, cutest little butt in jeans. And don't think for a minute that he doesn't know how to use it on stage!
Caleb | 2011-05-09 21:51

He does seem kinda faggy.
George W. Bush | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Late Slap
The Slap's gonna be a bit late this morning - I have to go down to the water department to pay for a new line. Fun fun fun.


Slap! - Sean Brosnan
Today's Slap is the absolutely incomparable Sean Brosnan. Yes, Pierce's son. These lovely images come courtesy of Tottyland. He hasn't really done much, but when you look like that I'm of the opinion you should, for the most part, stand around with your shirt off.



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Cute, bad boy and dorky all at the same time! gota love it
BrOKeN | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sean Brosnan starred in emmy nominated HBO miniseries Generation Kill as Cpt Daniel Redman. And plays Neal Cassidy in "Have dreams Will Travel". He chooses amazing roles and doesnt work just to make money. That is a true artist. And I can't wait to see more of him.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

All that going for him, and he has to ruin it all by smoking. Blecch!
gm | 2011-05-09 21:51

Love him - loved his dad too a few years back!

Now, please get rid of that memory sucking space map - it locks up my computer every time I forget to hit the escape button before it loads, and when away from home the dial up just kills with that thing on here.
DKK
LifeTrek | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Thad Luckinbill
Today's Slap is soap star Thad Luckinbill. Thad is by far best known for playing J.T. Hellstrom on The Young and the Restless. He's also had a fair number of guest appearances on shows such as JAG (MMMMMMMMMMMMMM - Thad in uniform - HOT!) and Buffy the Vampire Slayer (MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - Thad getting molested by a vampire?), but he doesn't seem to be able to land a regular role other than J.T. But that's OK, on soaps he's always taking his shirt off - just the way it should be.



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Terry, Terry, Terry...
Reread what you just wrote. The man is gorgeous head to toe, and you're saying those pictures show a "horrible face"? If that face is "horrible", then all of us would like to see pictures of what a "beautiful" man's face looks like :) I'll take these pics (and this man) any time.
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

Damn! He's smoking hot!!!

BTW. he also has a very hot twin brother (!)
Spike | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yummm... the only problem is that none of these pics do him justice.. his face is much hotter than it looks here. And a twin?? Two of him? ok, never mind where my mind just went..
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

Damn, is he hot looking. Would love to see him and his twin together in a pic
Mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Thomas Jane
Today's Slap is another repeat - but he's such a lovely, furry contrast to yesterday's Justin Chambers that I couldn't pass him up. Thomas Jane is best known, I suppose, for his role in The Punisher, but I don't know where the zesty pics of him on the next page come from - if you do, let us know, he looks great!!



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Ooooh, be still my beating heart!
Andrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

Without doubt, one of the sexiest men that has graced your site. The hair, the muscles, and the somber look just makes me melt.
Jim H. | 2011-05-09 21:51

I was hoping you would slap him. I've watched the "Punisher" so many times just to see him with his shirt off. The things I'd do for him!
terry | 2011-05-09 21:51

Finally a real man, instead of all these boitoys still looking for their masculinity.
Congrats and thanks!
dick | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Justin Chambers
Today's Slap is a blast from the Slap past - model turned actor Justin Chambers. It's been a year since his last Slap, and I've been enjoying him on Grey's Anatomy so much lately that I thought he deserved another round. Plus he's fucking incredible looking!

I have a new set of pics of Justin that I'm going to upload as soon as I figure out how to get my FTP connection to work in this silly hotel (I'm in the Chicago Omni) - they have free wireless internet (yay!), but I imagine their routing setup is screwing up my FTP. Of course, FTP is a historically sucky protocol, so what are you gonna do? Anyway, keep your eyes peeled - there should be a new pic later today.

BTW, in other G'sA news, Chris O'Donnell was in a recent episode (for like 10 seconds), looking really good. There may be some new pics of Chris soon.



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Updated to put the 's' on Justin's last name.


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For some reason, I would have thought he'd have more definition. But, he's completely slappable! Thank you sir, may I have another...
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's really a good looking guy, I can't believe a fromer model of his caliber looks as though they've never worked out.
Randal Tolbert | 2011-05-09 21:51

That's former oops.
Randal Tolbert | 2011-05-09 21:51

he has five kids. he doesn't have time for definition!
will | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Matt Dillon
I can't believe it's taken until today to Slap actor Matt Dillon. I've always thought he was hot - ever since his turn as Dallas in The Outsiders. I was reminded of Matt because my husband and I finally managed to watch Crash tonight. I can't believe we waited so long -- what a great movie.



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Update: I just posted some great looking recent pics of Matt shirtless, thanks to Classic Hunk of Man. Nice!


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Finally!
Myackie | 2011-05-09 21:51

He does seem to get yummier as time elapses. Unfortunately I have a short dream sequence that plays him as really selfish in bed and I can't get that out of my head when I see him, factual or not.
The Puckster | 2011-05-09 21:51

The man oozes sex! He's just hot!

I saw "Crash" before the Oscars and thought it was an OK movie, but when it won "best picture" I thought to myself damn, what the hell did I miss? So I watched it again because it's was on Showtime and am glad I didn't waste any money renting such a contrived movie.
Terry | 2011-05-09 21:51

The older he gets, the sexier he becomes.
Maddyboy | 2011-05-09 21:51

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American Idol
[SPOILER]Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe Mandisa is gone. She was by far one of my favorites. Her "sing us out" performance confirmed my opinion that she has no business doing country, but I'm really going to miss her.

I was somewhat surprised by the bottom 3 this time. I'm glad Paris stayed, and as much as I like Elliott's voice, I wanted him to go more than Mandisa. Hmmm.
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How dare they get rid of Mandisa!!! This crap is so rigged it's unreal! They pull this crap every year. Placing people in the bottom three who have never been in the bottom three and getting rid of a favorite to promote more votes! I'm sick! Bucky should have been GONE!!!!!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Well the word is that she is an anti-gay activist, so i think she lost all the gay vote!!!
ron | 2011-05-09 21:51

She made some rude comments about changing lifestlye, so yeah, the Gay Mafia brought her ass down
Ethan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Well IF that's the case, good bye to ya!~
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

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But April Fool's Day was Last Week
Paris Hilton is being considered for the role of Mother Teresa.


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Excellent humor for the header...:-)
The Puckster | 2011-05-09 21:51

Both, please
Via John comes news that Apple will be supporting Windows XP on their new Intel hardware.

Woohoo! This'll be sweet - I'll be in the market for a new laptop in about a year, so that will give "boot camp" the time to iron out the kinks -- and drive manufacturers time to ship the 200GB laptop drive I'll need -- so that I can buy a Mac laptop and have the best of both worlds. Those Apple laptops just look so sexy.


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Intel's "Conroe" Core Duo processor, due in September, will have a virtualization capability, which Apple may be able to exploit so that you can run both OSs, simulataneously, without even needing to boot to one or the other.
Bruce Wilder | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh yeah baby-- I'm so salivating...
The Puckster | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Jerry O'Connell
Inspired by his appearance on the cover of Mens' Fitness this month (anyone have a scan??), today's Slap is actor Jerry O'Connell. Jerry got his start as Vern, the fat kid, in Stand by Me and has since moved on to better (and hunkier) roles, like "Cush" in Jerry Maguire, Charlie in Kangaroo Jack, and he's currently playing Detective Woody Hoyt in Crossing Jordan. I've never seen Crossing Jordan, but if Jerry's there, it may be worth it.



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Just another of your many dorks of late. Hairy chests and over 30 years of age are more than pleasant viewing.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Engaged to Rebecca Romijin(Mystique) now. Littel brother Charlie did the Bachelor too. He's come a long way from the fat kid in Stand By Me. I love Jerry!
Kim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Anybody else see a little Patrick-Swayze-ness hunkishness in this man? Yum.
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

Great Slap. I have been in lust with Jerry when Sliders used to be on TV and he has just gotten hunkier over the years.
Jaason | 2011-05-09 21:51

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And then there were 9
Taylor was just OK to me tonight. The vocals didn't suck, but they weren't great either. And rather than his usual fully-involved performance with the dancing and the kicking (which I used to hate, but it's grown on me), he simply stood behind the mic. Totally uninspiring.

Mandisa was a lot like Taylor to me. Again, she could have picked a better song and could have done a better job. I still like her, and I can't imagine that she'd get voted off for that performance, but she'd better bring it next week.

Elliott started out feeling karaoke, and never really recovered if you ask me. Randy seemed to like him - and WTF was Paula talking about - and Simon, as he often does, hit the nail on the head. "Safe" seems to be the best word to describe it.

Paris looked so cute tonight! Paris is the best out of the gate so far, vocally and performance wise. It still feels a little wooden, though. Best of the first four, vocally, but as Paula noted, she didn't really connect with the song. Huh. Simon liked it?

Ace Hmmm. Kenny says the best combo of music & singer. We'll see. He certainly looks good tonight - but, duh! I thought that was a great performance. Much better than last week - great song choice, great performance. And Randy was kinda fucking rude, thanks.

Kellie wore quite the outfit tonight. I guess sex sells. And I love her attitude - she doesn't care that she sounds like a complete moron, and she's so cute she really gets away with it. And let's face it, tonight she should really shine. I think she picked a great song, and did a spectacular job. Is anyone surprised that Simon didn't like it??

Chris looked great and had a great performance. His voice sounded clean, and as TJ noted "he always sounds so sincere". I think that's a mark of a good performer - he's involved in his performances, and Chris always is.

Katharine Hmmm. This one isn't winning me over. Nope, it just didn't do it for me. Blues-y country? Whatever. To borrow a phrase from Simon, "it was ghastly".

Bucky Lordy lordy, here comes Bucky. Boy, did he over do the outfit? Yikes - he looks like he stepped right out of a country western outfitter. You don't need to convince us, Bucky, we know you're a hick. I'll give it a B-.

Oh, and what happened to Kenny Rogers? That man is keeping a plastic surgeon in Ferraris and large houses. I swear he looked kinda like Terrence Stamp with a goatee. Yeesh.


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That was KENNY ROGERS? Just kidding...wow he has had TOO much work done. I'm with you on your critiques but I thought Paris was AWFUL this week. The song was too low, it never gave the chance to open up. Its a toss as to who gets the boot this week, could potentially be ANY of them.
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51

As a country fan, I gave Bucky first place, followed closely by Chris, then Ace and Kellie. The others just couldn't fit their styles with the genre very well.
gm | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've come to expect so much from Mandisa and she just didn't deliver this week... didn't get my vote this time around. I thought Ace was great... it even gave me chills. He got my vote for the first time, and Chris can do no wrong in my eyes so he got my vote as well. Katharine was pretty good to me & she's growing in my eyes, she got my vote as well. I pray this will be the last week we see Bucky!!!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Am I missing something??
From Wired and The New York Times:
Late tonight -- specifically, 123 seconds after 1:00 a.m. -- the time and date, for the first time in all of humanity, will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

And it will never happen again.

Hope you're doing something memorable at that amazing moment.
Um. Didn't this happen on April 5th, 1906? And won't it happen on April 5th, 2106?

So, are these people idiots? Or am I the idiot? (Don't answer that question.)


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I got the same email today, and your response matched mine exactly. People are just kinda stupid, I guess.
Ken Getz | 2011-05-09 21:51

Pleople are just stupid. This has been going around work all day. Makes me realize what geniuses I work with.

For those that are challenged, it has happened and will happen every hundred years (You know each century has a year '06).

Thanks for the rant, I feel better.

Jim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Meanwhile back in the real world where months follow days, 04/05/06 will happen in May!!
Michael | 2011-05-09 21:51

And the funniest thing of all is that measurement of time is a purely subjective thing. Granted the current calendar has been around for a while, but it hasn't been the only means of tracking time that humankind has used. At some point it could change all again...
Evan | 2011-05-09 21:51

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McCainiacs
KipEsquire, one of my favorite daily reads, has a look at John McCain and his performance with Tim Russert over the weekend.

I agree with Kip: McCain likes to paint himself as a "maverick" and a "straight talker" who sticks to his principles, but as Kip notes, John McCain is like every other politician out there: "principles are never, ever more important than winning."


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I lost all respect for McCain when he began embracing Bush's policies after they ran him through their spin machine. The final straw was when he campaigned with the asshole-in-chief. Now he says Jerry Falwell is an OK guy.
He will compromise his principles, say anything, do anything, and lie all he can to win. Sounds like another Bush.
KCChieffan | 2011-05-09 21:51

More puddin!
"The Patriot act, and warrentless wiretapping, are ONLY to fight terrorists."

Right.

Time for more fun!
Cynthia McKinney is a bitch. And a criminal too.

(h/t Drudge for the nice set of links)


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You're kidding me right? You're digging on McKinney? With all the corrupt Republicans you're wasting time on this? Plus, Drudge...GMAFB!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ok, I'm from this woman's district. And she IS a bitch, incompentent, and a criminal. She is an embarrasment to her state, and to this country. If you guys don't like Drudge, then look at any reputable news agency, they will have the same comments about her. She pulls out the race card for any reason, whether it's an issue of race or not. I don't know how she got elected, but thank god she is doing all she can to get herself unelected next go-round.
Labratt | 2011-05-09 21:51

Who needs American Idol
Sandi Thorn was signed by Sony after they saw her webcast performances.

In other American Idol news, my performer ratings will be back tonight - I got yelled at by my husband for skipping them last week...

Slap! - Gary Lucy
Ask and you shall receive... A couple of people, in response to yesterday's Slap of Jamie Davis asked for "that bloke who's sleeping with his therapist". (Don't I sound English using 'bloke'??) So, since it's been over a year that he's gone without a Slap, today's victim is Gary Lucy who plays injured and gambling-addicted Kyle Pascoe on Footballers' Wives.



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MMM I Love him good one! Fotballers if full of hotties.... I liked Jason from season 1 and 2 Cristian Solimeno mmmmm
Mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

Gary Lucy is gorgeous....TWINK PRIDE!!!
Moggalicious | 2011-05-09 21:51

Now that's more like it. Very shaggable.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yesterday and today's slaps are extraordinarily... ordinary.
gm | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap of the Month!!
The results are in! Markus Poyhonen won March's Slap of the Month contest going away. In the end, I cast my vote for motorcycle racer Nicky Hayden - the site of him on that bike was just too much.




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I have to agree with you about Nicky Hayden. Seeing him on that bike sealed the deal for me and he is who I voted for.
Jaason | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Jamie Davis
Today's Slap is one of the guys currently in my top 5 or so. Jamie Davis is in the season of Footballers' Wives that's currently showing in the U.S. - and looking GREAT doing it. Wow. Just wow. And he and his little wife are so damn funny!

And now he's playing in Hex, but that's not showing in the U.S. Maybe I can convince a friend in London to get a Slingbox...



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Uh... not really my cup of tea, luv.
What about the other guy, the guy shagging his physical therapist? He's all that bag and a bag of crumpetts.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

That last picture in the "more Jamie Travis" link- Is it me, or is he a dead ringer for Prince William?
Chinatrader | 2011-05-09 21:51

I believe it's shown on BBC America and BBC Canada. Not the most current season though.
Darius | 2011-05-09 21:51

nope. not this one, but I have to agree about the guy who's shagging his therapist.
Terry | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slapdate! - Nick Stanbury
You may remember February's Slap of Survivor's Nick Stanbury. Well, Chris wrote to ask for an update with some recent pictures of Nick. And as you can imagine I was only too happy to oblige -- he just continues to look spectacular.
[SPOILER]Unfortunately Nick was eliminated recently, so these may be the last pictures of Nick that we'll see... Oh well.[/SPOILER]



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I prefer Aras over Nick, especially seeing Nick on the Early Show - he has gained some pounds - by no means fat, just not as hot.
Matt | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sigh....voted off JUST as the hair on his chest was growing in.....DAMN!
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Rupert Everett
Today's Slap is everyone's - well, almost everyone's? - OK, some people's - favorite out gay actor, Rupert Everett. I've always liked Rupert in his roles, from My Best Friend's Wedding, The Next Best Thing, Shrek 2 and lots of others. Interestingly, even as an out gay man, he still gets the occasional role as a straight leading man - not very man, I'll grant, but getting even one is somewhat surprising.

He's also written a couple of novels: Hello, Darling, Are You Working? and The Hairdressers of St. Tropez.



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How about out british actor Jeremy Sheffield? Much Much fitter than Rupert Everett
Mule | 2011-05-09 21:51

He was better looking before he got that HORRIBLE work done on his face. Now I don't see him as attractive anymore. I think men who have face work done look FREAKISH!
Jason | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thank you for slapping Rupert! He is hot and sexy and had the courage to be out in Hollywood.
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap of the Month!
Here it is, finally! I've been otherwise distracted a bit today, but I wanted to get this up so people have a few days to vote. Who am I voting for? Well, I'm not telling... I don't want to influence the voting. But there are some definite hotties this month. I especially like _________, and of course __________ and ___________. What do you think??



Eric Dane

Jean Galfione
Michal Bakiewicz
Markus Pöyhönen

Kristian Kjelling
Sasha Mitchell
Paul Telfer
Adam Vinatieri

Mike Rowe
Will Makar
Battlestar Galactica
Alessandro Juliani

Doug Savant

Adam Senn

Brody Hutzler

Joshua Morrow
Colin Farrell

Tyler Christopher

Steve Burton
Grayson McCouch

Colin Egglesfield

Kevin Rans
Kevin Costner

Bret Harrison

Jonny Lee Miller

Stephen Gately and Andy Cowles

Takeshi Kaneshiro

Mr Spain Guys

Travis Schuldt

Nicky Hayden

Carter Oosterhouse



Oh and...
Sorry also for the late Slap voting. Again, yesterday just got in my way. But a lot of you seem to head for the hills on the weekends, so I have to leave voting open until Monday anyway... So I'll be posting that code in a couple of hours - keep your eyes peeled!

Slap! - Randy Wayne
Sorry for the late Slap today, but yesterday was so jammed that I went to bed at 9:30 and just got up. Nice! But it was a great day (more perhaps on that later...), so I'm not complaining!

Anyway, back on track. Today's Slap, as suggested independently by Sean and Doug, has a new show on ABC this spring season: Sons & Daughters. Yes, I'm talking about Randy Wayne. And despite his young appearance, he's actually 25. Anyway, I remember thinking that I'd really need to watch Sons & Daughters when I saw the previews - a decision made, naturally, by seeing Randy. Unfortunatley, I haven't actually watched it yet. Has anyone else? It looked fairly entertaining, and I see the occasional positive comment here and there. So what's up??



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He is just perfect for me. Very Cute!
Marlon | 2011-05-09 21:51

Woo Hoo...you found more pics of him...he is ADORABLE. How I wish I were that hand down his pants....

As for the show, its very quirky and very funny. Parts of it are improvised and SOMETIMES you can tell that the line was half written with the punchline being created by the actor (at least it was kind of obvious in the first episode). I really like it.
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51

Woo Hoo...you found more pics of him...he is ADORABLE. How I wish I were that hand down his pants....

As for the show, its very quirky and very funny. Parts of it are improvised and SOMETIMES you can tell that the line was half written with the punchline being created by the actor (at least it was kind of obvious in the first episode). I really like it.
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51

I think the show is really funny!! It reminds all of us (and you know this is true!!!) of how crazy our own families are...its kinda nice to see it on main-stream TV!!!

Now, Randy...OMG he is a fucking HOTTIE!!!! I love watching the show and seeing him on there!!!! I thought he was older than the age he plays on the show...good for me that he is 'legal'!!! LOL
Nick | 2011-05-09 21:51

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