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Slap of the Month - December
Well, I can't believe it's nearly been another year. This is the last Slap of the Month vote for 2006. I think it's been another pretty good month - and I think the winner may nearly be foreordained, but we gotta vote anyway. If for no other reason than to determine who's runner-up...

So let's hear it! Who gets your vote for December?



Luke Perry


Andrew Shue


Jonathon Schaech


Jason Mraz


Jacob Young


Jonathan Chase


Paul Hutchings


William Levy


Tyler Hansbrough II


Ryan Taylor


Trevor Lissauer


Van Williams


Ozzy Lusth


Kaya Wittenburg


Douglas Smith


Kevin Federline


Jeff Probst


Yul Kwon


Pawel Szajda


Charles Divins


Dan Cortese


Lane Garrison


Marcus Schenkenberg


David Rich


Anders Wold





Update: D'oh! When I originally posted this, the link to "View Results" went to the wrong monthly tally. The voting is all OK, but if you clicked "View" you were getting November. Anyway, I fixed that. I turned off voting early this month so I could get things going for Slap of the Year. Stay tuned!


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Something is amiss. I voted for Charles Devins and he doesn't even appear on the results list.
Vick Mafille | 2011-05-09 21:51

The perfect host gift...
I know this is late, but if you're going to a party tonight and looking for an appropriate gift for your host, I think you could do worse than to consider a champagne sabre:



I know it won't arrive in time for your party, but just print out a picture and make a nice gift certificate! Or, for the more well-heeled among my readers, you can hope in your Gulfstream V and head to Houston. I'll bet these people will open up for the right price.

Slap! - Anders Wold
Don wrote a long time ago to request today's Slap, and I figured it was time I got him in. Anders Wold is a swimmer of some sort.



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People deserve very good life and loan or financial loan would make it better. Just because freedom depends on money state.
CameronJULIET34 | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - David Rich
"Ben in PA" noted, on my Slap of Marcus Schenkenberg, that I'd never Slapped David Rich, who happens also to be one of my advertisers. Um. I'm honestly not sure how to respond to that except to Slap myself - and not in a good way. Christ, what a dolt.

So today's Slap is - you guessed it! - David Rich. David is known for his "look great naked" training system, and I have to say he certainly does. David was in a Playgirl spread not too long ago, and I assume there were some frontal shots, but I couldn't lay my hands on those. And heck, it might be unseemly to have naked pictures of your advertisers floating around on your blog...



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Saved the best for (nearly) last. Slap of the month. Love the little hair on the chest too. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

Very nice, he's both pretty and hunky at the same time...yum.

But I wish you'd saved him for a later month...there is NO WAY that anyone will even come CLOSE to William Levy for slap of the month or slap of the year.
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

According to my analysis, millions of people in the world get the http://www.lowest-rate-loans.com at various creditors. Thence, there's great possibilities to get a short term loan in every country.
FergusonLeanne24 | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Marcus Schenkenberg
Dan wrote recently to point out what may be my most glaring oversight in the history of Bent. I dunno, maybe not the most glaring, but shocking nonetheless.

Marcus Schenkenberg was one of the very first - and still one of the highest paid - male super models. He's shown up, as you might expect, in ads for people like Calvin Klein.

He's done a bit of TV work, including As the World Turns and Prince Valiant. Plus, of course, the incredible feature about him and his super-modely-ness that I swooned over as an in-the-closet 20 year old (or so).



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Those first shots of Marcus are most excellent. Amazing how he's maintained his great looks over the years.

I remember when I first spotted him, with no idea of what was to come, as a teenager skating around Venice Beach in Los Angeles. Week after week he was there, always shirtless, joining a group that would skate-dance to music from a boombox.

He was so breath-taking, I brought my camera one day and took dozens of photos.

It was not till years later that I realized I had shot this future star.

Frank
Frank | 2011-05-09 21:51

an easy slap. he reminds me a bit of that hot porn star jeff palmer. i wonder if he's as much of a freak in bed :) one can only hope
bobo | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've always loved Marcus, and he's held up very well over the years. He should have better taste in women...

Peter Gallagher??? He's an attractive guy, but I don't see any similarity at all.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Lane Garrison
Today's Slap goes out to actor Lane Garrison, lately (I think) of the series Prison Break. I watched P.B. for several episodes in the beginning, but for some reason just didn't feel compelled to continue watching - it seemed like a great show, but there was something missing for me. I know it sounds weird, but I just couldn't stick with it.

Anyway, Lane may or may not still be in the show (people seemed to die fairly regularly), but he's definitely looking good, regardless. It looks like he's also in the upcoming Shooter.

I have to confess, however, that while I generally find shaved heads sexy, it doesn't look right on him - he's better with hair.



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He IS a hottie. But I read he was involved in a fatal car crash where he was the driver. I can't remember if it was a DUI or not. This just happened a few weeks ago.
Javier | 2011-05-09 21:51

is he gay?
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

he looks like lance bass's older brother (which isn't really a good thing)
frank | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've been following the case, nothing yet has been decided i.e. DUI. However, my opinion is: used to live with Jessica Simpson due to a bad childhood. Made it big(ger)and now in trouble. Basically, white trash may be cute but is still WT. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Dan Cortese
Mike wrote the other day to suggest that since I'd Slapped Andrew Shue from Melrose Place, he had a few more suggestions.

And today's Slap, Dan Cortese, was one of the suggestions. He was only on M.P. for 8 episodes, but I think he still deserves credit. Dan's favorite role for me is his turn as the "mimbo" in Seinfeld, of course, but his biggest role was in the Kirstie Alley vehicle Veronica's Closet. He was also in the absolutely dreadful The Lottery, based on the Shirley Jackson short story.



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I've been watching the Blog for a year almost and FINALLY I see some of my faves beefcakes.
Thanks dude!
Hope yoy find more slaps! as hot as this one!!
*saving all to my harddrive*
xxkiriyamaxx | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yes, I always thought he was hot. The last time I saw him was on Veronica's Closet. But wait, don't you remember? There was some guy on that program who made homophobic remarks and ended up having to volunteer at some gay something or another to show his remorse. Was it this guy?
Vick Mafille | 2011-05-09 21:51

Much grassy ass--hehe--for featuring Dan. I've been enamored of him since his MTV days. Happy Holidays!~
:) | 2011-05-09 21:51

WOW! And also, let me say, WOW! Excuse me while I drown in a puddle of my own drool...
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Urgent!
Bill over at Tottyland has a very important Boxing Day announcement.


Slap! - Charles Divins
Thom wrote to request today's Slap, soap Charles Divins. He seems especially appropriate because I was watching A Very Soapy Christmas this morning. Charles wasn't on that, but there were several hot soap stars that I thought I should Slap - but Thom's request arrived at just the right time, so I decided Charles was today's victim.

In addition to starring in Passions Charles has - well, he seems to have done almost nothing. Hmmm. But he is pretty fucking hot. Even if he's not quite as hot as Justin Hartley against whom he's directly compared after the jump.

As usual when it comes to soap stars, pictures were shamelessly swiped from SoapHunks.net, who is by far the best source for daytime TV skin pics.



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Passions is definitely the spot for the absolutely hunkiest bods in daytime, isn't it?
Vick Mafille | 2011-05-09 21:51

Charles was also in Kimberly Locke's video (for those who care), and i agree... soaps should be nude!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

If you want to slap a real hunk from Passions, Eric Martsolf should be the choice. He is a real beauty.
KCChieffan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Soaps should be nude. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

Merry Christmas



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Wait... That's not what I found under my tree!

Merry Christmas!
Robert | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'll take the one on the far right please.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

First on the left, front row, ROCKS MY WORLD! TOTAL YUMMY!
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Pawel Szajda
Rob (not me) wrote I don't know how long ago to request today's hottie. And honestly, I've wanted to Slap him for ages, but I just didn't have a selection of pictures that I was really happy with. But I decided that today was the day, regardless of pictures - I managed to come up with a couple more than I already had, but nothing earth shattering.

With that said, Pawel Szajda is today's Slap. He's surely best known for his turn as Pawel, the Polish contractor, in Under the Tuscan Sun, one of my absolute favorite movies.

He was also in Venom and had a guest appearance in Hope & Faith as "College Guy". Sounds hot. Actually, he apparently had a fairly hot scene or two in Venom also...

He hasn't been doing very much, but he was also in this year's release of Death without Consent.



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Actually he's more like the Eastern European version of Ben McKenzie. He was great in Tuscan Sun.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Yul Kwon
David really saved my bacon this morning - I'd been sitting here, taking the day off, reading and looking at porn, and I realized that I had to come up with a Slap for the day.

Lo and behold, I got an e-mail from David, chock full of pictures of Yul Kwon, recent winner of Survivor 13 that I've been wanting to Slap anyway. Nice! Thanks, David!

So anyway, Yul was definitely one of the hottie members on the island this time around in Survivor. I still maintain that Ozzy was just a skosh hotter, but Yul definitely earns a good, solid passing grade. I know there were others - including the two that are reported to have hooked up, but they'll have to be Slapped another day.



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WHY GOD MADE BAGS.......
Casey | 2011-05-09 21:51

Gorgeous, dignified, unstoppable.
chinatrader | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yul was not my type, but a very cool guy. Next to Ozzy, I thought Nate was BY FAR the hottest...maybe a Nate Gonzalez "slap"?
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

I definitely agree about Nate.
gabe | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jeff Probst
I hope that today's Slap makes up for the very poorly received Slap from yesterday. I won't even say his name again.

But inspired by the recent Slap of Ozzy from Survivor, I was looking around for some other good Survivor pics. I still haven't found Yul (fingers crossed), but I did find some pretty good pictures of the hottie host Jeff Probst. Did you know he's 45? He just doesn't look it to me.

According to IMDb Jeff has done very little else other than live a (moderately) cushy life in far-off locations while the Survivor contestants survive on grubs and rats. Nice work if you can get it, I imagine. And hell, he's got an Emmy on his mantel.



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Update: David was kind enough to send along the naked pics of Jeff Probst. I'm always suspicious of nude pics of celebs, there are so many convincing fakes out there, but these look pretty good.


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Not!

He reminds me of that other generic game show host -- the one who hosted the last incarnation of Hollywood Squares, and is now hosting the current Home Videos series.

Blah!
BigRocky | 2011-05-09 21:51

Can't bear the show he's on anymore, but Jeff has always been hot... something a little "off" about him, which makes him quirky sexy in my book.

The last pic is from Entertainment Weekly a couple years ago. That's when a lot of people first realized Jeff has a rockin' body under those safari clothes.

That first pic is super hot. Now if only he would turn a bit to the left so we could get a peek at the whole unobstructed chest....
bron | 2011-05-09 21:51

sorry ... i still prefer k-fed
frank | 2011-05-09 21:51

I totally dig guys with dimples. Probst's ones are extra large and extra charming! I suspect they are what make him look that much younger.
James | 2011-05-09 21:51

So how much snow was there?
A friend of mine took this pic of his neighbor's car:




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Uncle Rob...We want pictures of the really big snowman you're going to build. ACZ and RSZ
Muffy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Random hottie - Karl
To make up for yesterday's Slap - I only got two comments or e-mails approving of K-Fed's Slap - I decided to put up a hottie early this morning in advance of today's Slap.









Karl, courtesy of AllAmericanGuys.com.





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Very nice, much better. You've totally made up for K-Fed. Thank you.
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51


Blizzard's a comin' a here


Denver is getting a whopper of a storm today. Boulder, just north of Denver, has already gotten 16" of snow as of the last report I saw. My husband and I were going to head to Denver for a last-minute shopping and party excursion today, but it looks like that'll have to wait until Friday.

I knew it was a bad storm when I saw that the malls were closing.

Even though Aspen isn't getting a huge amount of snow, it'll still affect us because a large number of travelers were scheduled to fly here from Denver, but the Denver airport is all but closed until tomorrow at noon or so.

Woohoo! Uncrowded slopes in the morning!


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Me and my husband are going to Greelely Colorado to visit my parents for Christmas. We are leaving Oklahoma City, which we just had an earthquake which in itself is strange, on Friday morning to Drive to Greeley. Hope the roads are clear.
Paul B. | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Kevin Federline
I honestly can't believe I'm posting this guy as a Slap, but I got a request for him from Frank, so I figured I'd throw him out there and see if he sticks. Or if anyone gets sticky.

For those of you who have been living under a rock for the past couple of years (perhaps that's not fair - people who don't live in the U.S. might not know this freak...), Kevin Federline has been married to Britney Spears for about 2 years - they are currently defending traditional marriage by getting divorced.

So what does everyone think? For the most part, I think he just looks creepy. So I'm gonna have to let Frank do the speaking for Kevin since I really can't come up with much that's positive to say:

I know that K-Fed is an asshole -- but he's a HOT asshole. He was too good for Britney. And he needs a slap.
Hmmm - apparently Frank can't come up with a lot positive to say either.



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I usually do not comment but my instincts got the better of me...I'm sorry but I have a feeling I just saw a gorilla who was hotter than this guy. Are we scrapping a bottomless barrel here? I have a suggestion, how about Ed Speleers from Eragon?
Phantomsinger | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's an insult to trailer park trash...but so was Britney.
KMS | 2011-05-09 21:51

I don't usually comment when I find a slap uninteresting because I can always see how someone else would like it. But K-Fed? Is this a joke? There's actually someone on earth, other than trailer park Barbie, who finds him hot? Yuck, ewww, gross. I have to go throw up my corn flakes, now.
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

Definite ICKKKKK!
Vick Mafille | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Douglas Smith
Bill wrote a while back asking that I Slap actor Douglas Smith from the HBO series Big Love. You've heard of Big Love - the series starring Bill Paxton as the head of a polygamist Mormon family.

It was tough to round up pictures of Douglas, but Dreamcaps had a nice selection from a Scene Douglas did where his character Ben loses his virginity. He looks really young, but he's actually 21 now, so there will be no talk of jail time...



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Please, Santa. . .no twinkies for Xmas. LOL. Happy Holi. . .oh hell. . .Merry Christmas everyone.
mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

not so much really!
jake | 2011-05-09 21:51

Why can’t you guys learn to appreciate beauty for what it is, no matter what form it comes in? Good looking is good looking…
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nice ass!
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random hottie!
Mark pointed out that I hadn't mentioned the Towleroad featur yesterday of a bunch of pictures from the recent DNA Magazine photo shoot of Todd Sanfield.



Sweet fancy moses. Be SURE to check them out.


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I may pass out from over-stimulation.
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wauw!
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

Now that is one small bathing suit. Not that I'm complaining or anything.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wowza, he looks like he is about to bust out of his undies and his speedos!!
I really, really really want santa to leave me him under my tree I swear I will be good all year round!
Tim | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Kaya Wittenburg
Tom wrote a little while ago to recommend that I Slap Kaya Wittenburg. He was surprised that I'd never featured him before. Frankly, I kinda am too...

Kaya seems to have done a bit of everything, according to his MBM biography, but he seems to be best known for his appearance on Temptation Island. As you might guess, he's a model too...

You know, I can appreciate the fact that Kaya is certainly an attractive guy. And he has a nearly flawless body. But there's something that just doesn't sit right with me - I mean, he's overdone, but I post overdone on a fairly regular basis - it's something else that I can't quite name. But that's OK - I can look at the good parts...



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AMAZINGLY FUCKING GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU SIR!!!
SLAP ME WITH HIM!!!
ALWAYS,
JEAN GREY
JEANGREY | 2011-05-09 21:51

The reason is that something is "off" is body definition is disproportionate. The first pic is ok, but if you look at the others his trapezoids are undeveloped which makes his neck look really long. He just needs to work on upper back and shoulders which will balance out his physique.
Craig | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree with Craig, plus the left-right assymetry in his abs points to a likelihood of scoliosis. Still, a tasty, tasty specimen!
gm | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sheesh, you guys are harsh. I like his legs in 2nd from bottom. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

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This is just creepy...
bOING bOING has a look at a new book called Love Hotels that documents the theme rooms available in various Japanese hotels. Including, most disturbingly, a Hello Kitty S&M room:



As a commenter over there pointed out, doesn't S&M Hello Kitty look like this?



Seriously, though. WTF?


Slap! - Ozzy Lusth
I've had various requests to Slap Survivor contestant Ozzy Lusth lately. But it was one of those things that I just never got around to. Then someone, who prefers not to be named here, sent me some very nice full-frontal nude pictures of Ozzy, and I realized that he just HAD to be Slapped. And then David posted a LOVELY set of Ozzy pics (that I shamelessly swiped) and I figured that the time was right.

I haven't been watching Survivor this season (I'm just not a reality fan), but according to those who seem to know, Ozzy was one of the hottest contestants all season. And a quick perusal of the site only turned up J.P. that I thought could be hotter.

Anyway, here's Ozzy. Be sure to check out the pics after the jump - Ozzy looks pretty damn good naked.



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just one of the hotties on this season of Survivor, lets see slaps on "Adam"...yummmmmm, or "Yule"...what a body
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

Very nice. Does anyone know where the nude shots came from? Looks like a porno...would love to know the title, maybe Netflix has it....
PeterT | 2011-05-09 21:51

again --- this guy is very hot and attractive; those dark, lush, hairy armpits are such a turn on to me.
And the trail? What can I say? Does anyone agree with me?
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Those nude pics captured from a Playgirl TV program, four strangers(two men and two women)spent a day in a nice house messing around.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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GayWired's Top 10
If you haven't checked out the current batch of guys over at GayWired's Top 10, hie thee hence anon.

This has to be one of the best sets of guys in AGES.

For what it's worth, my favorite of the current bunch is former Slap Sean Faris. GOD, he's gorgeous:




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Gorgous! If Santa were to leave him for me (yay! a new toy) I would be one happy camper.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slapdate! - Eric Mabius
Steve was kind enough to send along some pics of former Slap Eric Mabius that I didn't have, including some interesting ones of him with very long hair. I figure he's made quite a splash on Ugly Betty this season, so he fully deserved a Slapdate.

Plus, he's HOT.



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Jesus, hot damn! I've always loved him. One of my favorites of all time.
JonG | 2011-05-09 21:51

I had never seen him before Ugly Betty, but he is hot!
Jimmy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Looking for a last-minute gift?
Or maybe you're looking to kick start your New Year's resolution? If I may, I'd like to suggest David Rich's Looking Great Naked Training System Part II.

I got this great training nugget from David:

Biggest mistake people make when trying to develop great abs

Some point along the way we got the idea that if we do a hundred reps for are abs they'll get ripped. Wrong. Abs are like any other muscle. Would you develop your biceps or chest with 100 reps? No.

To develop great abs you need to do two things: develop the muscle and reduce body fat. You can reduce your body fat % by eating right and doing cardio. To develop solid abdominal muscles you need to train your abs the way you train the rest of your muscles. Do the proper rep range, 6-20 reps with is the best rep range for building muscle. Give your muscle the proper amount of rest between workouts, this amount will depend on intensity. And train hard!
I'm getting ready to order my copy because, frankly, I could stand to look better naked. Maybe I'll get to the point that I look like David Rich:



Hey - a guy can dream!

Only 24 months!


Tony, over at Sourcebooks was kind enough to send along a couple of samples of one of their newest pieces: The Out of Office Countdown: George Bush calendar. Thanks, Tony!

The funny thing is, I had already bought one of these personally as a Christmas gift for Juicy, whose comments you've seen around here on occasion. Let me tell you, he was duly appreciative.

Anyway, Tony sent along three calendars, so I figured I'd have a Bent giveaway for them! So, the first three people who e-mail me their address (you can leave it in the comments if you want, but that doesn't seem smart...) will get a calendar. And I promise I won't stalk you - unless, of course, you're Jamie Bamber.

I imagine only people in the U.S. will want this, but don't worry - I'll mail anywhere. Of course, I can't promise it'll get there in time for Christmakwanzakuh.

Slap! - Van Williams
Way back when I did several "retro" Slaps, gadlin10 wrote to suggest today's Slap, actor Van Williams.

Brian, over at his drive-in theater has a nice bio of Van. Apparently he started out as Kenny Madison in Bourbon Street Beat and when that show was dropped, his character was picked up in Surfside 6.

He was also in 3 episodes of Batman as The Green Hornet. It looks like he hasn't been doing much of anything in the last 25 years or so.



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Van William's actually had his own t.v show as "Yhe Green Hornet", with Bruce Lee as his sidekick "Kato".
phil | 2011-05-09 21:51

GOD-DAMN he's hot~! Wow!
Craig | 2011-05-09 21:51

With all that cheesy beefcake, was Van in the closet? His Green Hornet was way cooler than Batman...and hotter without the more-than-slightly-creepy "Bruce and underage Dick" vibe.

"Kato, tonight you shall taste the Green Hornet's 'hornet-sting'. Oh, and just the mask, gloves and boots this time."
Ted B. (Charging Rhino) | 2011-05-09 21:51


Random hottie
To make it up to those of you who don't really care for the 2 most recent Slaps, I give you someone a bit ... beefier. Peter DeLuise.




Most notable, I suppose, of 21 Jump Street.


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holy balls!!! so much better now!! thanks!
mcbiggums | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh God, that chest hair makes me weak.
timo | 2011-05-09 21:51

I dont think so this is a push him out of the way to see the next slap of the month
pete | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wait a second. Doesn't he produce Stargate SG-1? I had no idea he had such a killer body. Lil outa my age range though.
Brandon Humphries | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Trevor Lissauer
To counteract the over-the-top twinkishness of yesterday's Slap, I offer today's victim, actor Trevor Lissauer. He's thin, but at least he's starting to develop a little bit of chest hair there, and he's thin, but not so thin that you can see bones poking out in weird places.

Anyway, the pictures after the jump are from An American Vampire Story, and are courtesy of either Dreamcaps or famousmales forums (I can't remember which and it's been a while since I rounded them up).

He was also in Undressed, which indicates a certain level of twink, of course, but I think he's only marginally there, at best. He was on Sabrina, the Teenage Witch for a number of episodes and is currently set to be in American Cowslip coming up soon.



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Not Slap! worthy material at all.
Robert | 2011-05-09 21:51

I will agree that while he's not a worthy "Slap of the Month" candidate, he does have a certain boy-next store cuteness (like Seth Green).
scorch1 | 2011-05-09 21:51

I dig Boy-next-door, a lot, so long as it's boy-next-door-who's-over-18 unlike yesterday's slap. This guy seems perfect for me. Some of us don't dig the muscley stuf. I don't mind a hairy twink though (is there such a thing?), something along the lines of Chris Evans, although he's a little too perfect if you ask me.
Brandon Humphries | 2011-05-09 21:51

No, no, no, no, no.
Chris A | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Ryan Taylor
Sorry about the missed Slap yesterday, but I was ... um ... busy. Right. That's it. Busy. Actually, I'm traveling right now and that always fucks up my schedule. Plus I was having a drink or two. So what are you gonna do?

Anyway, the person with whom I was drinking at 3:30 in the afternoon and I were having a discussion on the finer points of "twink-ishness". We settled on a loose definition, but these things are always so hard to put into words. Instead, I think I'll put them into pictures. Now.

Ryan Taylor is a model that's been getting a fair amount of talk lately, and I guess I can see why. I mean he has a certain attractiveness to him, but the problem is there's just no muscle tone there - I'm not looking for beefy or anything, but I can see too many bones on this guy. In his defense, those look like they might be older pictures and that he might have put on a little bit of muscle in the meantime, but he's still just a skosh too thin.



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Somebody better alert Dateline and those "To Catch A Predator" folks -- this guy looks WAY young. He truly looks like he looks 15 in some of these pics.
Eric W | 2011-05-09 21:51

Too thin? NO!! Gorgeous; YES!!! Definitely the muffin next door to be enjoyed for the beauty he is.
fareva | 2011-05-09 21:51

Very preety, has an almost androgynous angelic quality about him, but yeah, I totally felt like the police were going to bust down my door just for viewing that post. How old is he?
Brandon Humphries | 2011-05-09 21:51

The modelling pics he needs to smile more, he looks like death in some, when he does smile, his face lights up....on the whole...he reminds me of a greek or roman statue, very classical.
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

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I really think wing "nut" is the appropriate moniker...
I mean, who knew that soy milk makes you gay? I didn't even know that we had soy milk available in WV almost 40 years ago.


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The theory is so unfounded and inconsistent as to be laughable.
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

I read this whole ridiculous theory over at Proceed At Your Own Risk and thought about it. One word and the whole thing falls apart like a house of cards - lesbians. If soy products make a guy feel attracted to other guys why doesn't it do the same thing to women?
Once again, another christian fundamentalist has proven himself to be.....an idiot!
Scott | 2011-05-09 21:51


In case you missed it...
Brenton has a photography gig on a porn movie set.

He says it's not all it's cracked up to be, but I think I could enjoy it...

Slap! - Tyler Hansbrough II
Speaking of guys that have been hanging around on my hard drive, today's Slap has been hanging around in my browser for over a year, so I think it's time to get him out.

Tyler Hansbrough II is currently a sophomore on the UNC basketball team, but these pics were taken last year at an exhibition in The Bahamas.



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Maybe because some Bent fans like twinks--some like jocks--some like daddies--etc. That's WHY.
:) | 2011-05-09 21:51

I think he's a cutie.
Gene | 2011-05-09 21:51

Is anyone else old enough to remember the good old days when basketball shorts were? (short that is!!)

I live in N.C. and there was a proposal several years back when NC State (I think) was having new uniforms designed. The news ones were designed as unitards. The players all thought they were great until they found out there wasn't anything designed to wear over them. Needless to say, the new design was never adopted. Too bad.....
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

If you ever watch Carolina B-ball on TV, you won't get much of a bulge shot; but on occasion, you do get some great shots of what appears to be a great ass inside of those too baggy shorts.
gary | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - William Levy
Dae wrote to suggest today's Slap, Cuban model William Levy. It's funny - I remember seeing this guy some time back in his skimpy underwear (when it's that skimpy can you really call it underwear? Isn't it better referred to as floss?) and wondering who he is. Well, if you're the same way, wonder no more.



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P.S. Be sure to check out William's site - the Cuban music is pretty good.


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Unfortunately we are reminded that for every person so painfully good looking, God extols a tremendous an emormous tax in creating so many less so.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wm. Levy!?! REALLY? you can contact this guy in Lagos, Nigeria at herbertmhayas@yahoo.com, and this is his real name. But be ready for a sob story, and you can expect to be taken for a ride. He's got a great body, and a whole bunch of 'fish tale' pleas that he would have you believe. This 'great' body is not matched by an equally 'great' person.
pierre | 2011-05-09 21:51

thanks for taking my suggestion. this man is rocking hot!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

As seen in Venezuelan soap Olvidarte Jamas, at least here in Spain - HOT!!
Si | 2011-05-09 21:51

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It's on the way!
Last Christmas I got us an Xbox 360 as a "family present", and we haven't played it as much as we should have, I have to admit. But this Christmas I'm getting us the game I'm sure to play most:




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You sure that works on the 360? Not all Xbox games do.
Brandon Humphries | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Paul Hutchings
As I surf the web every day, I often come across pictures of hot guys. I almost always save them to my drive, with the anticipation of Slapping them some day. But most days I get distracted and go to the list of suggestions from everyone out there.

So today, I'm cleaning out one of the guys from that collection. Paul Hutchings is a hottie I came across recently on famousmales forums (I think). And he's just too hot not to Slap. And wait until you see the pictures after the jump - given recent voting patterns, I think he just moved into the lead to win December's Slap of the Month.



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Wow! What magnificent features! Made my night so much jollier!
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

What I'd like to see is someone to, um, top Jonathan Schaech.
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow, indeed! Thank you!
Kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

EWWW! Call me when he grows up a bit and decides to hit the gym. Far too skinny for my tastes and that first look has got to go. The scruffy look does nothing for him. Impressive down below though.
Stuart | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jonathan Chase
I've had a couple of requests recently - from Patrick and well, someone else whose e-mail I can't track down right now, so if it was you, lemme know - for this guy.

Actor Jonathan Chase was in this year's Another Gay Movie (also here). Billed as "Four gay high school friends make a pact to lose their virginity before they go to college", it got lousy reviews from the critics, but seems to have a decent fan following, probably due mostly to the fact of all the nudity, samples of which can be seen after the jump.

After AGM, Jonathan seems to have jumped to the UPN series One on One. The series appears still to be in production, and it's been on for 5 or more years - how can I not have heard anything about it?



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Oh, and... I'm not sure all of the pics after the jump are actually of Jonathan, so please no screaming if you see one that's not actually him...

Update: I found the guy who requested Jonathan - it was David. Thanks!


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I thought the movie was shallow, but Jonathan was great eye candy.

Does anybody else remember the 80's porn actor Lee Ryder? Lee was a constant lust-object back in the day, and I think Jonathan is a Lee clone.
will | 2011-05-09 21:51

The movie was god awful. It was shallow, humorless, vapid, disgusting, and had absolutely no wit, cleverness, style, or class. American Pie was a bad movie to begin with, why they decided to copy it almost exactly I do not know. We did not need a gay version of teen gross-out comedies.

With that said, the boys were very cute, jonathan included, especially the blonde nerdy one (I thought his booty was nice as well as his preety blue eyes, don't know why he thought he needed to enhance it, yet another reason the movie was idiotic).
Brandon Humphries | 2011-05-09 21:51

Uh... actually Jonathan was on One on One *before* Another Gay Movie... he came aboard during the show's final season which ended when UPN went off the air and wasn't picked up for The CW. Unless it's some mid-season replacement, it's not coming back.

But yeah, you DEFINITELY need to slap Matt Morris, who played the "nerd" in AGM. He was a hottie in "Queer as Folk" too (he was the leader of that militant Pink Posse in season 4)...
mikey | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oops, I mean to say his name is MITCH Morris, not Matt Morris. He's such a sweet guy too. Met him at the Premiere party for the film in The O.C.
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It's here!


Yes, I know - a laptop? That's it? But I've had my BEAST of a laptop for 3 years and I just couldn't take it any more. So this is a nice, zesty Core 2 Duo maching with 2GB of RAM! Woohoo! And it'll actually have a battery life, instead of having so little charge that if the power cord accidentally slips out, the computer dies.

And wow! I can't believe how mnay people were chiming in with my complaints about UPS. Personally, if it's not urgent, I usually use the post office - how can you call yourself successful when a bloated government bureaucracy like the USPS does a better job? - and urgent packages, of course, go FedEx.


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Congratulations!

It would have been "CONGRATULATIONS!!!" but it isn't a Mac. ;-)
gm | 2011-05-09 21:51

Congrats on the new Dell and surviving a UPS delivery. There are literally thousands of frustrated consumers fuming jealously tonight that you received an actual package while all they got was a crappy yellow sticky and a runaround from brown & company.

I absolutely love my Dell Latitude - no worries and it zips along great. I could use a second battery though - 2 hours of juice at best. Do try FireFox for web browsing - its tab feature is much better than the latest version of Explorer.

Love the blog BTW.
Atlsea | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love this...
It really couldn't have happened to a nicer group of people...


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About time they were chased away from a funeral. These people are nuts.
Mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm no great fan of the "war" in Iraq. But, after serving in the Gulf War in 1991, I developed a much stronger respect for the men and women serving our country. If God hates anyone at all, it's these fanatics who think they speak for God and take it upon themselves to pass His judgement on these fallen soldiers.
scorch1 | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! (and NOT in a good way) - UPS


You can see that today's Slap is a bit non-standard. Slaps are (obviously) a good thing - for the most part, but occasionally it's OK to say "I just wanna Slap him - and not in a good way." You could apply such to Tom Cruise, for example.

But today it's UPS, or as Snarf noted "Use Purolator Stupid". Indeed. Specifically, UPS has proven itself to be utterly imcompetent in this shipment. Their web site has been routinely worthless, and their phone reps have ranged from knowing nothing: "It'll be there some day". To rude. To outright lies, when one rep explicitly told me my package was already in Denver, when it was still in transit somewhere in the midwest.

So as soon as my package arrives (more on that later), I'll do my very best never to use them again.

Oh, and... WTF is with "What can Brown do for you?" Does that make everyone think of what I think of? It certainly seems appropriate.


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You too huh? I had a package (nintendo wii) scheduled to be delivered last friday and that morning the tracking site said "out for delivery" but then the tracking site said "it was missed at the UPS facility and will be delivered on the next business day". After I called them to see what was up they told me that meant not saturday, but MONDAY! What really pissed me off was that I sat around all day Friday when I had other things I needed to do. Damn you UPS. FedEx has been much more reliable in my experience BTW.
Brandon Humphries | 2011-05-09 21:51

Not being a big fan of major corp's, it pains me to kinda stick up for them. But when you look at your whole tracking history, it say's that the package was not addressed properly. So it seems it is more of the senders fault than the deliverer. OH PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT VERIZON AND MAKE ME HAVE TO ALIBI THEM (HATE THEM MOST OF ALL) lol
Danny
Danny | 2011-05-09 21:51

Dude. You have my sympathies. Since we went with UPS at work my Director always answers the "What can Brown do for you?" with a "Another poo storm"
And your complaints mirror mine in using them EXACTLY.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

I work from home and get deliveries daily. UPS, without failure, automatically leaves those annoying yellow "missed-you" notes without even ringing the bell because its a house and they are delivering during business hours. They need to take a cue from FexEx and give it a try, what is 30 extra seconds versus another visit the next day?
dcdrew | 2011-05-09 21:51

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It's arriving today!!!!!!!!


What, you ask? Pictures soon...


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18 pounds??? It must be either a medium sized garden gnome or a really dense fruit cake. Am I right?
Johnnie | 2011-05-09 21:51

Uh-oh the Track # is from UPS or Use Purolator Stupid! I'll keep my fingers crossed on your behalf...
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

Tis the season to... receive, apparently.
John | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm guessing a Nintendo Wii, cuz mine was shipped last week (received it on Tuesday, its loads of more fun than I thought it would be, just close the blinds so no one can see you will look like a jackass flailing your arms about) and it was 18lbs too.
Brandon Humphries | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jacob Young
I know I have an unofficial moratorium on re-Slaps around here, but a little bit of research turned up the fact that my prior Slap of Jacob Young wasn't up to par - there just wasn't enough skin.

So I visited SoapHunks.net (your source for the best soap pics around) and rounded up some better pics. And wow, what pictures! What a fucking hottie!

Jacob's currently on All My Children, and has also been on One Life to Live and The Bold and the Beautiful. Bold and Beautiful indeed.

According to IMDb, he's also playing in Beauty and the Beast on Broadway. It seems like he should be "Beauty", but that might not work, I guess...



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http://desperate-days.blogspot.com

sassier... hotter... sexier...

Believe the Hype...

DESPERATE DAYS

soon...
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

i met jacob personally lets say hes hot looking but personality forget it guys he seems to be in love with only himself and women-even talking to guys

lets say there are hotter soap stars than jacob that likely talk to all
d.breen | 2011-05-09 21:51

does nothing for me...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

What the hell did he do between January (top pics) and September (closer to the bottom)? He either hit the gym real hard or saw Dr. Vacu-Suck.
bron | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jason Mraz
I know I'm gonna hear it about this Slap, but I just have to get him in - I think he's absolutely adorkable. In fact, I think he's probably the very definition of "adorkable".

Jason Mraz is a pop musician. His albums include Mr. A-Z and Waiting for My Rocket to Come.

He's got a few screen credits, including one episode as "Dion" on American Dreams.



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Update:
From BJ's comment:

There was an article on gay.com a few years ago where he admitted fooling around/experimenting with his college roommate. Oh, mercy!
Mercy!, indeed.

It seems like Jason is more popular than I thought he'd be. Yay!

Update 2:
Patrick was kind enough to post a link to the Out Magazine story in his comment. He really comes across as a great guy, although I would like a few more deets about the roommate.


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i so love this guy. geek in the pink is one of the best songs ever!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

have had a crush on him for a long time.

and fyi: what does "Waiting for my rocket to come" mean??!?! I'm not saying I have an idea, but I have an idea.

scotte | 2011-05-09 21:51

Actually it's an OUT article, here's the link:

http://www2.out.com/detail.asp?id=12432
Patrick | 2011-05-09 21:51

Maybe not such a DORK - those deliciously hairy legs make me interested.
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jonathon Schaech
Mike wrote a while back to recommend today's Slap - actor Jonathon Schaech.

I looked over his entire resume and can honestly say that I haven't seen anything that he's been in, although I have seen some pretty interesting pictures of him and Matt Keeslar in Splendor. And one of my current favorites Eric Mabius is in there too, although I haven't seen any "interesting" shots of that...

According to IMDb, he's currently married to Christina Applegate (remember Married with Children?) but has filed for divorce. Maybe he's switching teams... Hey, I can dream!



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You can also find gobs of hot pics of Jonathon here and here.


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He is hot!!!!! I have had my eye on him since "Hush". Christina Applegate is a lucky lucky girl.
Monty | 2011-05-09 21:51

he's not with Applegate anymore, they're divorced or divorcing. he's gorgeous, but also a better actor than he'll ever get credit for being. such are the perils of drop-dead perfection.
wes | 2011-05-09 21:51

This guy has been on my slap list for years. He's supposed to be best buds with Stuart Townsend. Hmmmmmm...
Jeff | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is flawless in thst Speedo...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap of the Month - November!
I can't remember a SotM winner who won by such a lopsided margin in a long time - if ever. Marco Dapper really ran away with November's voting, although I'm still hanging on to my belief that it's because he showed his bits - and OH! what bits:



I am quite happy, however, that Neil Patrick Harris was able to squeak out second place by one vote over Clive Owen:



I have to confess that I didn't vote for Neil, but it was strictly an oversight. I was kinda rushed as I created the post, and I didn't look over every candidate. I ended up voting for Dave Annable (who's really cute, don't get me wrong), but had I noticed Neil I would have voted for him - what a HOTTIE! And he came out, too. Fabulous!!

In looking more carefully at November's guys, I'm nervous about December - how am I going to get so many consistenly hot guys for another 27 days? Well, it'll be fun trying, regardless.


Slap! - Andrew Shue
I saw him yesterday on famousmales forums, and there's kinda been a vague hint of a theme that includes him lately, so I figured I'd go ahead and Slap Andrew Shue.

I think it's safe to say that Andrew, playing Billy, was by far my favorite Melrose Place-r. His acting was truly terrible, but who was paying much attention to that? He was fucking gorgeous on that show!

Andrew has done nothing - truly, nothing - on-screen since Melrose Place ended. At least as far as IMDb knows. But it looks like he's going to be in a film called Gracie next year in what appears to be a decent role.

Off-screen he's been running a web site called ClubMom - billed as "the premier online destination for moms, by moms". Hmmm.



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Hope it's not too late to mention this. His sister Elizabeth was being interviewed (on Leno, I think) and she mentioned that Andrew and her other brothers used to measure themselves on the wall as they were growing up to see how big they were...not tall, how BIG they were. I'd like to see that wall...and some other things.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

As I remember, he played soccer professionally after he was done with Melrose.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh, the older he gets, the hotter he gets!
Bleu | 2011-05-09 21:51


Thanksgiving sunset
I just got this image of a sunset off my camera. I took it from the porch of our cabin in West Virginia on the night before Thanksgiving.




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Take me home, country roads...
Muffy | 2011-05-09 21:51

New dating site
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Will asked me to let everyone know about a new gay dating site out there - DestinationMale.com. Sorry this took so long to get to you, but I wanted to get it posted.

DestinationMale is a hybrid between the traditional dating sites and the pure "hookup" sites, using a theme of "Love or Lust It’s Your Choice":

One provides an extended dating profile designed by other gay men with an expanded photo album and the other features a more typical hookup profile available to all members.
Right now they're offering a free 3-month trial of either type of membership. Just visit DestinationMale.com and enter either "DM_1" for a free dating membership, or "DM_2" for a hookup membership.

Have fun out there!

Slap! - Luke Perry
Since I recently Slapped Jason Priestly, I thought it was only fair that I also get his co-star in Beverly Hills, 90210 - Luke Perry. It strikes me that someone e-mailed me a request for Luke recently, but I can't find it, so if it was you ... well, you know.

Since 90210, Luke seems to have been fairly busy, although I have to say that I don't think I've seen him in anything since then. He had that much talked about guest series in Oz - from which the full-frontal pics after the jump were taken. He also played Jeremiah in the eponymous sci-fi show from 2002 to 2004.

He was also a voice actor in a show called Biker Mice from Mars. Good heavens.

Luke was definitely one of my favorites from 90210 - he had that mysterious air and the brooding good looks of all 25 year olds that play high school kids. And even now, at the fossilized age of 41, Luke looks great. Enjoy!



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Since the days of 90210 to now, I have just never understood it....
Nicholas | 2011-05-09 21:51

Better and better with age. DD
DD | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap of the Month - November
I remarked in the voting for October that I thought it had been one of the better months full of Slaps. Well, I think that November turned out just as well, if not better. After all, we had Dave Annable, Bryan Greenberg, Maxwell Zagorski, Milo Ventimiglia - and the freshly out of the closet Neil Patrick Harris. What a collection!

Also, it was only up for about a minute, but I screwed up the original version of this post. So if you saw it, you weren't hallucinating.

Anyway, let's hear it - who is November's representative in Slap of the Year going to be??




Kelvin Fletcher


Keanu Reeves


Clive Owen


Neil Patrick Harris


Taylor Kitsch


Bryan Greenberg


Christian Leblanc


Bruno Campos


Maxwell Zagorski


Patrick Wilson


Dave Annable


Adrian Pasdar


Milo Ventimiglia


Eric Lindros


Austin Drage


Will Chalker


Dylan McDermott


David Charvet


Marco Dapper


Jim Verraros


David Chokachi


Skeet Ulrich


Jason Priestly


Alessandro Nivola


Sean Hayes






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Sigh. Marco Dapper it is. But why do I feel almost ashamed to have ended up voting for someone so, well, conventional....
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

I suspect the voting results would be different had not Marco showed his cock and balls.
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

C'mon... Marco's perfection. He doesn't have to take off his underwear to lead the pack. Who did you guys vote for? (if you don't mind my asking)
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

Actually, it was the pic with the red pyjama bottoms, and the one right after it with the gray shorts, that finally shattered my determination to vote for "Puffy" Patrick. (Or Bryan Greenberg.) Marco's too conventionally perfect to not follow the crowd.
MC | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Missed Slap
Sorry for yesterday's missed Slap, but we finally closed on our spec home yesterday. FINALLY!!!

So I spent yesterday taking care of that and then, in the words of my general contractor, "having a beer or ten".

Anyway, Slap of the Month voting soon! Plus today's victim!


"Thanks for showing "gay" can be sexy, funny, intelligent, and fun without being obscene." -- Bob

"Thank you for this wonderful, smutty site." -- Ben

"You are the messiah that brings lights into the dark watches of the human night!" -- Jalal

"You'll get whatever marvellous there is in a world to come just by offering us these paradise visions..." -- RIC

"...you are a true humanitarian." -- Rich

"It's good to be Bent!"
-- Dave

"Smooth, blond boys? Is that REALLY a new theme for this site???"
-- anonymous

"You are doing God's work..."
-- jt





"WOW...FUCKEN...SWEAT'N site!"
-- Ron

"The daily slap raises my heart rate more the my morning coffee."
-- Kevin

"...oh sweet Bent blog!"
-- Brandon

"thank you for being born."
-- Sam

"Oh, there is a God!"
-- Hector

"well if that didn't make it stir You're DEAD"
-- nicky

"...a little adrenaline boost each morning..."
-- David

"God bless you, Daily Slap!"
-- Milan

"hello peter johnson. you're back on a hot streak"
-- Jonathan

"...a clearinghouse of filth."
-- John

"You little minx."
-- Mr. X

Your source for "hairless things that need to stand in two places at the same time in order to cast a shadow"
-- WindReader

"Who needs morning coffee when you have The Daily Slap?"
-- KipEsquire

"I feel like I just stayed overnight at Neverland."
-- Brandon

"grrr!"
-- Robert

"JTC!"
-- Juice

"great minds think alike!"
-- Toby