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Slap! - Kerr Smith
Today's slap is Kerr Smith, who's best known (to me at least) for playing Jack, the gay character in Dawson's Creek. In addition to palling around with Dawson as his token gay friend, Kerr can be seen as a gay fireman in Broken Hearts Club, among other things.

Oh, and a shout out to Junior for reminding me that I needed to tag Kerr again.



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could you please PLEASE post some hot pictures of Mark Wahlberg, I mean he is the hottest EVER.

Please....... :(
BeN | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree with BeN, some Mark Wahlberg would be nice...I remember when I was a teen and watching him dance around in his tighty whities :)
gary | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love this guy, and it has nothing to do with the fact that we went to High School with Kerr. Well, okay to be honest, he went 8 years after I did, but it was a small town. Let me enoy the fantasy a bit more...
Fred | 2011-05-09 21:51

Kerr's character became a whitelighter last season (a guardian angel for witches) on Charmed. As it has been renewed for an 8th season (debuting 9/25) there is every possiblity his character could be brought back.
Stuart | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Charlie Hunnam
Today's slap is Charlie Hunnam, who you may remember from the U.K. version of Queer as Folk and more recently Cold Mountain.

I haven't slapped Charlie since November and special thanks go to David for reminding me it was time for an update -- and some great new pics on famousmales forums didn't hurt. I must say I like his new shaggy look. Anyone else?



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Comments
He is quite nice. And is looking better with a bit of age.
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yup, he's a looker. Love the surfer doo..
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is nice but how come you NEVER slapped Mark Wahlberg ?

I mean he is Fing HOT !!!!!!!
BeN | 2011-05-09 21:51

Reminds me of the guy I had last night...yum yum yum :)
gary | 2011-05-09 21:51

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E-Mail update
OK, I think I'm caught up on all of my e-mail. Did I miss anyone? If so, I'm not sure what happened, so definitely bounce me again... And if I slapped someone that you suggested and didn't mention your name, yell at me about that too. I just cleared out about 100 e-mails and I'm sure I missed something.

Americans are better
We always knew it, but this important study finally clarifies it in pure statistical terms.

Slap! - The Big Easy
Today's slap is The Big Easy - New Orleans. Right now they're being clobbered by one of the most powerful hurricanes in more than a century. Home to Jazzfest, Southern Decadence and an epic Mardi Gras celebration, and some of the most interesting historical places in the country, here's hoping that at slap-time tomorrow the city has survived.







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some much for this years Decadance. I hope the city is able to recover.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

that kipesquire guy better shut the hell up.Sure Louisiana is pretty bad in gay rights but its is no reason to act like a bitch. If you want it to change, then get off ur ass and do something instead of bitching.How can u even be so heartless at a time like this? Innocent people are dying and people's houses, jobs, and family are gone. But all everybody seems to care about is mardi gras. Gee, very kind
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

it seems that God "destroyed" more of the South, this time Mississippi and Louisiana, because of evangelical Christian groups that regularly demonstrates against LGBT events. The Lord has decided to strike back at those who preach hate in His name, and is continuing to strike horrific blows against the red states especially Florida for the Bush elections. With Katrina, he spared the gays again, in South Beach and Miami, and crushed into the redneck anti gay states of Louisiana and Mississippi, where hate is promoted in churches everywhere. This is a sad justice. It is also seen in the strikes against the Boy Scouts of America this summer, with tragic losses and death in that homophobic/hate mongoring group. The city of New Orleans, was to host a gay festival this Labor Day. Instead, all the gays were spared by the Lord, spewing His wrath and destruction against the hate preaching fundamentalist red State Christians before the event was to take place. God acts in strange ways, and, it is very sad when the very people who should be preaching love in His name, are being punished for abusing religion.
jason | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slapdate! - Jude Law
I've been asked begged to post the recent picture of Jude Law naked. So, with the NSFW caveat, here he is. [Thanks to Dreamcaps!]

UPDATE: He does appear to be more a grower than a shower. But as far as I'm concerned, he can show it to me any time - I'll make it grow.


Comments
OK. So maybe he's more of a grower than a shower. The man is still sexy.
jonathan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yummy!!
tim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Didn't look at the shot, it seems like a real invasion of privacy. I mean the guy was supposedly changing after a swim...
Now if you had the pic of Jude and Matt Damon in the tub scene from Mr. Ripley, that's another story!!!!Great ass!!
kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

This IS my husband


Slap! - J.C. Chasez
As a perfect demonstration that flattery (especially the shameless kind) will get you everywhere with me, see The Puckster's comment from yesterday. And then see that today's slap is 'NSync'er (does that look right?) J.C. Chasez. It's funny I used to think that JC was the hottest member of the band, but then Justin Timberlake grew up so nicely and JC just kinda fell off the map. But what are you gonna do?



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Comments
He looks very council.
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Bill, yeah, basically right. Trash is a bit harsh though.

The only person who has said something positive about this guy is someone who uses the word "snog". :D

Still, take the rough with the smooth. Nice to see variety at the site.
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

i always thought he was cuter & the better singer. But older now... i lean more for JT
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Looks very council?? City council? What the f does that mean? Anywho--he's cute--i like his longer, kind of layered hair. I'd snog w/ him.
:) | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Jerry Falwell finds Christian values?
Via GayOrbit came this shocker: Jerry Falwell supports equal civil rights for homosexuals. I didn't see this myself, but apparently Jerry was on MSNBC with Tucker Carlson and had this to say:
...civil rights for all Americans, black, white, red, yellow, the rich, poor, young, old, gay, straight, et cetera, is not a liberal or a conservative value. It‘s an American value that I would think that we pretty much all agree on.
I'm speechless.


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Yeah, he said it as though he always held that belief. (To clarify, he was talking about things like protection against housing discrimination.) But, I think we all know he wouldn't have said that 10 years ago.

Progress?
Mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

Dunno who this guy is, but he doesn't sound hot...
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Jerry Falwell and being hot is not something I want to think about,unless your talking about hell
Richad | 2011-05-09 21:51

I always remembered Falwell as one of the virulently anti-gay voices in America. This amounts to a sea change for him.
Mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Mark Feehily
Today's slap, suggested by Kip is Westlife member Mark Feehily. I would have slapped him anyway, but Mark gets and Extra Special Slap (TM) for recently having the courage to come out. In an interview with The Daily Mirror the 25-year old member of the Irish boy band said "I am gay, and I'm very proud of who I am. I'm not asking for sympathy or to be a role model for someone else. I simply felt it was the right time to tell the truth."

Smoking hot and gay too? Mmmmmmmmmm. Now if I could just find some skin pics. Any intrepid researchers out there that come across skin, send it along!



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Mark coming out is funny, becuase it's up there with Stephen Gately being gay and Ronan Keating having a big schlong. The term is: no shit Sherlock.

But second to Kian, Mark is rather nice. It's good to see him stop denying the truth. Good luck to him.
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

My straight brother very often has better gaydar than I (I've needed a tune-up for years) but this guy sent mine off the charts. Beautiful eyes, looks like he could be naughty and even a little fur with which to play. Sweet.

p.s. I've never heard the band, but if he can actually sing that would be the icing...

p.p.s. On the subject of boy bands-- I'd love to see some of JC Chasez's skin. Seems hard to come by, but you're the master (subtle hint). ;-)
The Puckster | 2011-05-09 21:51

He was always my favourite.
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

Houses and cars are expensive and not every person can buy it. However, loan was invented to support people in such kind of hard situations.
TaylorIva22 | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Brandon Cox
Inspired by BfT's recent college football notes (and some GREAT pics on Dreamcaps), today's slap is Auburn's sophomore quarterback Brandon Cox. Now, before you freak out over the picture, click through to see his
others - they're worth it. Oh, and memo to Brandon: Hire a publicist and get your picture on the Tigers' website replaced.



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W-O-W :)
gary | 2011-05-09 21:51

Heck I'll W-O-W him again :)
gary | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh My God!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'd like to see some shots that show his face more. But the bod's nice, of course.
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Greg Siff
Jon asked me to slap actor Greg Siff. As soon as I saw that he had taken a turn on Undressed, I knew he was a good candidate. Sad, isn't it? Anyway, I've never actually seen him on screen, but various reports I've read indicate that his acting is nothing to write home about.



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UPDATE: In response to the problem with broken images, it sounds like 'anonymous' isn't accepting cookies. In order to view images, you have to accept cookies. The method that I'm using to prevent bandwidth theft checks your cookie for each image that your browser tries to download - so no cookie, no image.

UPDATE II: Tottyland came through with a few extra pictures of Greg. HOT!


Comments
Love the first two pics...love a man with great, firm, upper body, especially those pecs you could bounce a baseball off of.
Alex | 2011-05-09 21:51

For about 2 weeks now, all the images on this Web site have been broken for me, both in Firefox and in IE, on this machine and on another on my home network, and on a computer at work. Does anyone else have this problem? Does anyone know what's going on?
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Anoymous, copy one of the image URLs and see if you can view it on its own. What do you see?
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

The more I look at this guy, the more I like him.
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Are you ready
for some football?? BoiFromTroy has an important announcement about the upcoming college football season. Sorry for the delay in letting you know!

It's nearly over
I want to take a moment to apologize to everyone out there who's waiting for an e-mail response from me. I've had the most obnoxious couple of days recently, and it's completely interrupted my blogging - I couldn't even use finding hot guys as an escape. So anyway, I'll try to post about my last 72 hours tomorrow - and I'll try to catch up on my e-mail soon.

Slap! - Josh Lucas
Going back to the user request file, Matt suggested Josh Lucas. Josh isn't what you'd normally think I'd like, but he breaks through for me - he's totally fucking hot. I remember noticing him first in A Beautiful Mind, and he looked really good in Sweet Home Alabama, too.



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ahhhhhh...that's the stuff. he's devastatingly handsome. not exactly an underwear model's body, but still hot as hell. THANKS!
Matt | 2011-05-09 21:51

Very handsome. And hot in the videotaped gay sex scene in "The Deep End," a good movie, btw. Resemblance to Paul Newman, though not so obvious in this picture, is striking (he plays the young Newman character in "Empire Falls").
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow im in love, btw were those the best pictures you could find... he's way too hot to be seen in such terrible pictures
tim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Blonde fur! He makes me moist.
brian | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Martin Henderson
Peter wrote to suggest "the hottest of them all", New Zealand-born actor Martin Henderson. I must admit I've seen Martin around here and there, but never really paid much attention to him. But on closer inspection, he's definitely a keeper! As Peter noted, what a simle!!

Anyway, you probably recognize Martin from The Ring.



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UPDATE: Stuart sent along some great extra pics of Martin. Thanks!


Comments
he's a looker alright!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

his greasy hair grosses me out.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Ioan Gruffud
Today's slap, at Dan's suggestion, is Ioan Gruffud. Ioan was in Fantastic Four with Chris Evans, and Dan reports "I find him to be way hotter than Chris Evans". Hmmm. Well, Ioan is no slouch, but "way" hotter than Chris Evans? That's a tough one, but I'll let my readers be the judge.



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Way hotter? That's what makes the world go around. We don't all like the same flavors! Otherwise there would be a whole lot of lonely guys out there.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

Chris is nicer IMO. But I think Ioan bats for the other team, so that's a plus.
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Way Hotter? I don't think so...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I may not think he's WAY hotter than Chris, but Ioan is DEFINITELY HOT! He's got that seasoned, mature look than this boy looks for in a MAN.
acrossdmiles | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jeremy Piven
As The Puckster noted in a comment a few days ago, I've had a lot of twinks on lately. Well, taking Puck's suggestion, I'm fixing that (at least partially) with today's slap - the furball Jeremy Piven. Jeremy's been in a ton of movies, most notably Old School, Black Hawk Down and (for me) Very Bad Things. I trust you fur lovers approve? I don't mind a little bit of fur, but Jeremy's over the top.



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Bring back the twinks :)
gary | 2011-05-09 21:51

Jeremy's sexy--and there are more men in the world than twinks--and by the way, twinks are going to get old and lose their luster just like everyone else--but you can't take the rose colored glasses off 85% of our brethren, can you? I'll go before I get on a diatribe.
:) | 2011-05-09 21:51

Jeremy is HOT! Give me a guy with chest hair any day over a twink!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I prefer smooth to hairy but Jeremy is sexy. Good call Robby Rob.
jonathan | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - David Beckham
Andy pointed out an appalling lapse in the list of Slaps - somehow in nearly a year of Slaps, I have never gotten David Beckham. He's not the hottest soccer player - I reserve that appellation for Michael Owen, but he is truly incredible.



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Highly overrated. Though he named his kid Brooklyn, which is very cool.
Craig | 2011-05-09 21:51

The man's got style, but he doesn't look that good
hellboy | 2011-05-09 21:51

The all-time "Man of Many Faces", of which I never tire looking at. And so lean, I love lean, sexy men. Looks good in everything, the man's a god! :)
Jon | 2011-05-09 21:51

I think Beckham is naturally quite hot, but ruins it with weird looks Sometimes he looks quite good, when he's more natural and with longer hair.

He was still best in the pre-Posh days.

He's better than Owen though, Owen is boring.
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Justin Timberlake
Today's slap is the hottest guy in music, Justin Timberlake. Justin easily makes my list of top 5 guys - I mean, is there anything wrong with him? He's flawless in nearly every way that I can see.

I've decided my Slap of the Month for August.



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Can't see what people see in this guy. At all. And I'll always have the vision of him in my head with that stupid N'Sync haircut.
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Here's another guy I would like to see fall off the face of the earth.
gary | 2011-05-09 21:51

why wouild you like him? he's such a fake.
bob | 2011-05-09 21:51

JC is hot too:

sing it with me: Some girls dance with women, cause it gets them attention...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slapdate! - Jeff Wilson
Many of you will remember Jeff Wilson, from Survivor: Palau slapped way back in February. Well, Jeff's been busy, I guess, because he has a new series of photos in the upcoming issue of DNA Magazine. Andy is featuring several of the photos on his site. Needless to say, I can't recommend them highly enough:




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Holy Cow, that man is BEAUTIFUL!!!!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Beautiful body...great smile...but where's the beef?? Poor guys looks like he got short changed down below.
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51

I am never going to get anywork done here if you keep posting these hot guys. And lets just say this man is HOTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!
gary | 2011-05-09 21:51

VERY HOT.. Does anyone know if this guy gay?
Aussie | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Chaise Mooty
Today's slap, hot off the presses at famousmales forums, is model Chaise Mooty. As you can well imagine, he's an Abercrombie model.



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he may be hott..
but he is a BUTT HOLE..
haha..
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

just because hes a model, does not mean he is a butthole. He taught me how to play craps and he is very nice and charming!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

hey chaise>! it's morgan you half sister. i was just trying to look for pictures of you and i found this. well i miss you really bad, if you ever go down to aunt cathy's house tell dad to call me, i really want to see you!!!
i miss you soo much email me some time! love you,'
momo
your half sister! | 2011-05-09 21:51

In the penultimate one (x2!) he looks like Prince Harry!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Our little neck of the woods
This amazing picture of our home comes via Downtown Lad:



He also offers some perspective.

Slap! - Tahmoh Penikett
Sticking with the Battlestar Galactica hotties theme for one more day, today's slap is Tahmoh Penikett, better known to BG fans as "Helo". BG hasn't shown (that I remember) Helo with his shirt off, but I did manage to come up with a couple of skin pics. BG does do a good job of showing his arms, though. [SPOILER] For those who like looking at Helo, a picture I came across during my search leads me to believe that he'll be upgrading from "regular guest" soon -- there's a great shot of his arms as he and Starbuck and others play in the poker game on Galactica.[/SPOILER]



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WOO! Great. He's fit.
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

i was expecting more, but he's not bad.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

that's just too much work, either you got it or you don't, or maybe i just need to see some ass shots to convince me...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Tahmoh was on "Cold Squad". Episode #88 had him doing a naked shower scene--bum shots. Sweet.
MsFitz | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Michael Trucco
After slapping Paul Campbell a few days ago, I had a few requests for some of the other hotties from Battlestar Galactica, specifically Helo. And, personally I'd slap Jamie Bamber again and again, but he's already in line to win Slap of the Year. So anyway, today's slap isn't Helo, but he'llo (did I really just type that??) be around soon. Today's slap is Michael Trucco who's had a couple of good guest episodes as "Anders" the professional pyramid player. I was dying to slap him and Dreamcaps came through with some great pics. [SPOILER] I hope they bring his character back for a few more episodes - I think he and Starbuck really need to go at it.[/SPOILER]



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Dae,

He's Tahmoh Penikett. Look him up.

Although hopefully he'll get a slap here!
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is hot very hot
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's nice. Not as nice as Helo, but nice.
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

i think he's hot, but who is this Helo everyone is going gaga over?
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slapdate! - Andy Roddick
He hasn't been slapped for ages, but faithful reader Hector got a pic of Andy Roddick that he was dying to share with everyone:



Thanks Hector and Eddie!


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I have two pics of him where his *ahem* unit is exposed while he's sitting down during a match.
Mike | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nice pic of Andy (new balls please).
Mike: send those pics to Bent. Share!
But Chris: "his close set eyes kinda spell inbred"? Explain. Where's your evidence?
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

you can kind of get an indication of his "member" in this pic. i'd still like to see the others though, just to verify.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Mike, the picture you talk of is fake.
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slapdate! - Joseph Sayers
Knowing how popular Joseph Sayers is, Jeff tipped me off to a couple of hot pictures of Joseph Sayers over at OhLaLaParis. Thanks, Jeff!

Here's one of them:



Check out the other one here. And their posting of the original.


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B e a u t i f u l belly-hair.
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

nice tresure trail
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Matt Lanter
Today's slap is a blast from the past - Matt Lanter. You may remember Matt from Bravo's Manhunt - he was one of my favorites from very early on (I think he had the best face), but was booted for being "too fat". Hmmm. Anyway, according to Dreamcaps [free registration req.] Matt is going to be on the new Geena Davis show this fall: Commander in Chief. I don't know if I'll be able to stand the show, but I'll give it a try if Matt is a regular.



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Awww Matt :) He too was one of my favorites of Manhunt (will there be a Manhunt 2?). I like that he has a 'normal' guys body...not chisled just normal and toned.
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51

Adorable. I loved that on one of the photo shots he couldn't fit the pants cause his ass was too bubbly! Love them big butts!!!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I doubt he'll be a regular --- IMDB doesn't have him listed in the cast (and they show 9 credited + 2 more cast members).

But definitely one of my fav's from Manhunt --- should have made it farther along in the contest.
Clint | 2011-05-09 21:51

My daughter's first boyfriend in middle school in Lawrenceville, Georgia was none other than the hunky Matt Lanter!! I wonder if he remembers Shelby Jameson! My friend Viki House and I were bummed when she broke up with "Simba" as he was known -- Lion King was big then -- we thought he was adorable. Matt and Shelby are 22 now. Shelby told me tonight that she and Matt made out at his house. She's as cute as he is gorgeous! ;-)
Proud Mom
Liz Jameson | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Paul Campbell
Today's slap is the absolutely adorkable Paul Campbell. I hesitate to call him a star of Battlestar Galactica, but he's on the show regularly. He's been in a few other movies, but I can't tell you anything about them. I certainly hope that his role in BG will get him a few more roles - I'd love to see more of him...



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Meh. He's a bit boring. Apollo and Helo are MUCH nicer.
Top12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Crashdown is my choice...

But over here in Norway we only have year 1... Waiting for year 2 anxiously!

Have it good!
Edward | 2011-05-09 21:51

I know you love the twinks, but I'd really like to see some fur every now and again...

You were spot on with Bova(!) and Sayers has a nice trail (amongst other things)-- Jeremy Piven could make up for weeks of twinks... tee hee
The Puckster | 2011-05-09 21:51


Elsewhere on the web...
Bill at Tottyland has been on a roll lately. I especially enjoyed:



Slap! - David Fumero
David wrote to suggest today's slap, David Fumero, among others. It turns out that I've posted David Fumero before, but under someone else's name - I can't even remember who or when. Anyway, Cuban-born actor David Fumero is know for one thing: One Life to Live, where's he's been playing "Cristian Vega #2" since 1998. I don't watch the show, so I can't tell you if he's any good or not, but he certainly is nice to look at.



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Ohhhh... this guy...ohhh... YES...this is a hell of a man! Wow!

Slap, slap, slap boy!!!!

And a huge body...mmmm... by the way I bought the Dune Parfum from Dior just because of him...mmmmmmmmmmmmm....the first pic his from the commercial add of the perfum. He has also been in the music movieclip of Mariah Carey, an old one...90's ... the "Honey something"...he his wonderful!
ActionMan | 2011-05-09 21:51

that last photo is one of the hottest things i've ever seen in my life.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slapdate! - Nick Beyeler
Mark was kind enough to send along a couple of nice pictures of February's Slap of the Month Nick Beyeler. Yup, this guy is just amazing.



One more here


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Sweet God he's beautiful! Hot Damn!!!
Scott | 2011-05-09 21:51

Shaved armpits killed it for me!!!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nick's a visual orgasm!
Jon | 2011-05-09 21:51

woah wat is that book.. i want it! :D
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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The energy bill
George Bush has unveiled a new initiative, promising to eliminate our need for oil. What excellent news!

Slap! - Naveen Andrews
Today's slap, at the LONG-ago suggestion of John -- and the recent suggestion of Sara -- is Naveen Andrews, star of last season's hit by creator JJ Abrams Lost. On a non-slap note, I really appreciated Lost - because it is, for lack of a better word, Alias with better character development.

Anyway, Naveen definitely doesn't fit into my typical "type", but there's something kinda hot about him. And his character on Lost is fantastic.



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He is up there with Kayser from Big Brother...it must be that Middle Eastern blood they are downright HOT
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51

nope, does nothing for me.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Well, at least we have a scale for this month... Joseph Sayers at one end and this guy at the other!!!
drew | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh my God!!

Such a flacide ass... Jesus!
He has an old lady ass type... ugly face too... no no no.. NO SLAP for this guy.
ActionMan | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Johnny Knoxville
Following up on the Dukes of Hazzard theme, today's slap (again suggested by Ryan) is Johnny Knoxville. He's probably best known for writing and appearing in Jackass, but I'll definitely remember him standing next to yesterday's slap Seann William Scott.



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johnny is cute, but give me sean any day!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

They are both hot, for sure. But Seann I have a particular lust for (but not with that beard).
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

I want him to make babies in me! You take Sean, I'll take Johnny!
Scott | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Seann William Scott
Today's slap, in order to try to keep up with Joseph Sayers, is star of the currently-playing Dukes of Hazzard Seann William Scott. Ryan suggested Seann and his co-star Johnny Knoxville a few days ago, but I've been so slammed that I just couldn't get it done. Anyway, here's SWS - JK soon.



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would like to see the rest of that tattoo
neal | 2011-05-09 21:51

He reminds me of a grown up Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. It's the triangular gleeful mouth smile and manic attitude, I think.

Also, rumored to have a penchant for butt toys :)
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Seann is fit for sure.
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

I actually watched Dude Where's My Car just so I could stare at him. A total hottie.
jonathan | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Aiden Turner
Today's slap is star of All My Children Aiden Turner. JJ recommended that I include him and I think he's right. Also of note on Aiden's acting resume is a turn on MTV's Undressed. I'm ashamed to admit that I watched Undressed for a while, but I eventually got irritated with the show and stopped watching because it didn't follow the hotties for long enough. Anyway, here's Aiden:



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Nah.

You raised the bar so high with Joseph Sayers...it's going to be a long long August...might as well vote now...
Bomber | 2011-05-09 21:51

Aiden it a major hottie! YUM! I didn't watch him on Undressed but I have seen him on All My Children and not only is he nice to look at but has a sexy accent.
ashton | 2011-05-09 21:51

Don't you understand that it is high time to receive the home loans, which can make your dreams come true.
BlakeSally28 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Huge disappointment after Sayer's day yesterday... why not just one Joe a day for the rest of the month? It would make Slap of the Month voting SOOO easy!!!
drew | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Joseph Sayers
I was recently reminded by Nick that I've never slapped Joseph Sayers. Shocking. Simply shocking. Well, today I remedy that appalling oversight. Here is Joseph Sayers. Now before you say "Oh my god, dude, you like totally missed like a billion pictures of him on the web" or "You fucked up. Here are more pics." realize that I didn't include a ton of pics for 2 reasons:

1) I've heard some of the pics are owned by someone who vigorously enforoces his copyright - I leave it to others to post those (I hope none of mine are in said collection).

2) If I posted every pic I could find of Joseph, we'd all be here for the rest of the week, posting and drooling.

So with that said, you can find all the Joseph Sayers that you can handle here.

Oh, and if you don't know who Joseph is, who cares? He's hot! But if you must know he's a model, including campaigns for Calvin Klein and Abercrombie, among many others.



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UPDATE: Mr. X reminded me - rather sternly - this morning that he has been requesting a slap of Joseph Sayers for months. D'oh!


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I second the first comment...Jesus Almighty...the first pic, I wasnt expecting one like that right up front! Lets put it this way, I am having trouble typing this message as my hand is sore...
Alex | 2011-05-09 21:51

Went to the web site Benjamin listed:

http://www.chicagobares.com/sayers6.html

Sweet Jesus...it's just sticking right out at yeah...I want it I want it...
Alex | 2011-05-09 21:51

Disturbing head to body ratio. That guy is like 1/3 head.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!
hellboy | 2011-05-09 21:51

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John Bolton at the U.N.
The Swift Report has a look at Bolton's first days.


Slap! - Crew
Today's slap is "Crew" - a gay sports bar in Chicago.



How on earth did a bar get to be a slap? Well, it started when John noticed yesterday's slap of the rowers in Chicago. He happened to be in town on business and we ended up getting together at Halsted Market Days; we met John & his partner and friends of his and Ben's on Halsted street and managed to have a couple of beers and some chatter before my bedtime rolled around - yes, I'm that lame. Anyway, one of my husband's fondest dreams is to open a gay sports bar, so as he chatted with one of John's friends (John, does Tom have a blog?) he pried out of him the information that Crew (catchy web address, isn't it?) is the best gay sports bar in Chicago.

Well, after the beach today, we decided to pay a visit. Even I - farthest thing in the world from a sports nut - was impressed. We had a great time chatting with Steve (one of the owners) and staring at Todd (one of the hottie bartenders). The drinks, including the homemade sangria and beergarita were great and the foot was outstanding - I was especially impressed with the "fudge packin sundae". So if you find yourself in Chicago, pay a visit - whether you're a sports fan or not, you're sure to enjoy it.

Oh, and they have a jock-strap contest on the 4th Friday of every month. I didn't see the contest, but the flyer looks hot. Next time, I'm checking it out.


Comments
I was at Crew yeaterday after the fest trying to "sober up" after Market Days. It's one of the best bars in Chicago....and yes....the jockstrp contest is always a blast!
Jamie | 2011-05-09 21:51

"Todd" a hottie? Looking at the staff pictures there's not one I would even give a second look even when the ugly lights came up at 2 am! But I'm picky. Unless they fell off the pages of International Male, they aren't worth my fantasy time.
Stuart | 2011-05-09 21:51

It's perfect that people can get the credit loans moreover, this opens up completely new opportunities.
BRANDIAcevedo | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Chicago rowers

Due to technical difficulties, today's slap is late and rather limited, but still totally hot. We came across some hot guys rowing on the river yesterday and had to share. God, I remember the hot rowers from high school. Mmmmmmmm.



Comments
Lucky you, all I every see in the Chicago river is boat loads of old people....
I'd like to be the lucky cuss at the end.
Richard | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Will Kemp
Today's slap, as suggested by Stu, is Will Kemp. You may remember him from Van Helsing, among other things. Apparently he started out as a ballet dancer and moved on to bigger, although not necessarily better (yes, I thought Van Helsing sucked), things. You may also remember him as the object of your affection in the window at Gap. I remember nearly being run over as I caught sight of his poster in the window and couldn't look away - even for traffic. I'm not sure he's Slap of the Month material, but he's awfully fetching nevertheless.


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Comments
Those smoldering eyes and scruffy look are hot! And you can watch that great ballet-toned booty dance around on DVD: Matthew Bourne's Swan Lake, and The Car Man.
you can call me Al | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Tom Welling
Today's slap is the absolutely incomparable Tom Welling, widely known as Superman in Smallville. Lex reminded me that I have neglected Tom for far too long, so here he is.

Tom is starting to overtake Ryan Carnes in my top 5 list -- he's still well behind Jamie Bamber, though. Speaking of Jamie, I need to post about him again too - Battlestar Galactica is back for another season (or at least part of one) and I'm obsessed again...



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UPDATE: Adam was kind enough to send along a few extra - HOT! - pictures of Tom for everyone to enjoy. Yum yum yum. He looks especially good in chains!!


Comments
Holy Shit Batman...the one of him in chains/hand over his head, made all the blood rush to one spot.
Alex | 2011-05-09 21:51

I just can't get excited by Welling. He's got a good body and all, but he's just got no sex appeal whatsover. Maybe Smallville has ruined him for me.
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thank you very much...

Still one of the hottest hunk around. Nice hot photos.
Lex | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh, and Jensen Ackles from Smallville - now he's fit! He may not have the body of Tom but he has everything else.
Hat12 | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap of the month - Raoul Bova
Yes, that's right, Raoul Bova is July's Slap of the Month winner! I didn't expect him to pull it out, but it was a decisive win over The Carlson Twins.

There's no question this hottie deserves it:



Slap! - Thomas Jane
Today's slap, as suggested by Stuart, is Thomas Jane, who played "Frank Castle" in last year's The Punisher. He's been in a bunch of movies, but I have to say I don't ever remember seeing him - he's not my usual type, but he's definitely pretty hot. He's got an especially smoking body. According to IMDB's trivia page:
Gained a significant amount of muscle to fill the role of the Punisher.
Yes, indeed.



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Yeah, the fur. And those lovely tufts from under his arms. I'd love to burry my face in that dark place.
Tobias | 2011-05-09 21:51

yeah... he's hot.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

in that first pic, he's like the spitting image on Antonio Banderas. It doesn't carry over into any of the other ones, but that first one ...
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

TOO much body hair for my liking
jaye | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Sean Faris
Reminded by Mariah that I hadn't slapped him in quite a while, today's slap is Sean Faris, star of ABC's cancelled teen drama Life as We Know It (see also here). I've never watched the show, but John had a few thoughts a while back. If you're anxious, you can always buy the entire series on DVD.



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Why do all the good shows get cancelled?....it was only good because he was in it. Thanks, now I have to get more DVDs for my collection. YUM!!!
gary | 2011-05-09 21:51

Not to worry. He's starring in that new "Reunion" show on Fox this Fall. Can't wait!
Hector | 2011-05-09 21:51

Now this is one hottie that I have gotten off to several times. I've had that Brotherhood movie for a while now, & of all the guys in it, he's the one with the best body!! There is a real hot scene with him pleasuring himself (edited, but insinuated) while a couple makes out.
Martymar | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap of the Month!
Yup - it's that time again! Time to vote for your favorite guy from the last month. I'll be honest - this was a tough one for me, but I think the Carlson twins managed to squeak out a win. Once again, I've been too busy to write my own voting code, so there are only 20 choices - if you want to vote for someone else, hit the comments.

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Jason Patric



Eduardo Noriega

Jarrod Batchelor

Jason Statham

Ivan Sergei

Alexandre Despatie

Leandro Becker



Christiano Ronaldo

Matthew Settle



Ryan Daharsh

Taye Diggs

Sony Ericsson Model

Raoul Bova

James Franco



Graham Ackerman

Johnson and Johnson

Jeff Timmons

The Carlson Twins



Eric Mabius

The Brewer Twins



Rodrigo Santoro

FDNY

Karshner Triplets



Lance Armstrong

Barbera Twins



Rafael Branciforti

Frederic Michalak

Dan Carter



Kip Pardue

Cameron Mathison

David Spriggs




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I forgot Lane Carlson was on Fear Factor. I'm watching his episode now, where he had to eat 10 reindeer testicles. He seemed to enjoy it.
Mr Thrill | 2011-05-09 21:51

Looks like I'm gonna go for Dan carter.... Carlson twins and Karshner triplets were a good match
Arfa | 2011-05-09 21:51

Life ...
... imitates Dune.

... imitates Numb3rs.

Slap! - Andres Segura
Today's slap is model Andres Segura. When I saw him, I thought I had another stunning Brazilian fellow on my hands - but no. Andres is Spanish. He was in a Fall 2003 campaign for Louis Vuitton with Jennifer Lopez at a time when she was "involved" with Ben Affleck - according to some rumors, Ben was hanging around the set making sure that J-Lo didn't get up to anything with Andres. As far as I can tell, Ben was right to be worried - Andres is Stunning.



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he'll do
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

He´s really hot but his name isn´t Andrés Segura, he is Andrés Velencoso.
Juanjo | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow!!!

BIG NIPPLES!!!


Wow! Wow!... Hot...
ActionMan | 2011-05-09 21:51

his nipples are the size of quarters
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51


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