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Slap! - Random Guys
I promised ages ago to post my pictures from the beach. So I've finally followed through. I also included some of the pics I took at Denver Pride of various hotties. Enjoy!

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My final vote for slap of the month is still Chris Evan with Andrew Stetson coming in a distant second. Chris just does it for me!!!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

cute guys, but it'd a good thing they're at the beach. Very pasty...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

My new guilty pleasure
I am terribly ashamed to admit it, but I have a new guilty pleasure. In the same way that you have to look as you pass a car wreck on the side of the highway, I watched I Want to be a Hilton on Sunday. It was dreadful - and beyond stupid - but strangely compelling. I'm afraid I'll be hooked for the season, even though last night's episode was, if it's possible, even worse.

But, since you asked, there's at least one cute guy - Jaret, the "Phone Sales" guy and kindergarten teacher from Rendon, TX. I will say this - when Jaret stripped down and went running into the ocean on the last episode he looked really good. Now, I have to hope that the show works on his accent - that Texas drawl is just too much. Oh, and for those who like their men slightly thicker, there's my husband's favorite, JW, the construction worker from Byram, MS.

Slap! - Steve Sandvoss
Today's slap, at the suggestion of Thom, is Steve Sandvoss. Props to Thom for these, because he "doesn't see the fuss". Hmmm. Thom may need to see an eye doctor, methinks.

Nevertheless, he did suggest Steve and sent along a nice selection of pics too! So anyway, Steve's most famous exploit to date is his excellent turn as an uptight Mormon boy in Latter Days. If you haven't seen it, you must. Right now. Stop reading. Go.

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He sure likes to show his bush a lot. Maybe he should open his pants just a little more!
Goldenboy | 2011-05-09 21:51

yeah, he was hot, but what of the other guy in the movie. he was pretty cute too..
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

the other guy--you mean big hair, tiny shorts :)
tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

the other guy is Wes Ramsey and he is nothing compared to Steve Sandvoss. Steve Sandvoss is the hottest man on the earth!
gary | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slapdate! - Christian SantaMaria
And Gemini6Ice was lovely and sent along a couple nice shots of recent slap Christian SantaMaria. Thanks!

I had got a desire to start my organization, however I didn't have got enough amount of cash to do this. Thank goodness my close mate said to utilize the credit loans. Therefore I used the secured loan and made real my dream.
TerrieHOWARD27 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slapdate! - Jeremy Bloom
John was kind enough to correspond recently and send along some lovely new pictures of April's Slap of the Month Winner Jeremy Bloom. Some of them may be duplicates, but there's some nice new material here. Thanks, John!

Since Jeremy isn't competing in this month's Slap of the Month contest, I figured I'd just post some bonus material.

I'm still waiting for someone to send me the pic that (I've heard) shows him smooching on another boy. Come on, people!

More Jeremy Bloom

Holy Crap! He is FINE! He is so hot! His smile makes me melt and harden at the same time, lol. He has such a cute baby face with a body that makes me tingle; good combination.
Baby Boy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Luke Dennet
Today's slap is Australian surfer and model Luke Dennet. I found him lurking around on Dreamcaps and decided to bring him home. What a hottie!!!

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Love those white shorts. He's one sexy beast!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Christian Bale
I have been derelict in my duties as your host. There I said it - the first step is getting it out in the open. How, you ask? (Other than the nearly-universally-disliked Slap of Jason Gore yesterday?) I haven't slapped Christian Bale since September. And he has a smoking hot new movie out (also featuring the future ex-Mrs. Cruise). But Dan was kind enough to remind me of my sin of emission omission. And Christian really is one of the hottest guys in movies today, so my neglect of him is nearly unforgivable. Nevertheless, here he is. Enjoy.

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He's ok if you like gorgeous and talented in one hot package.
Jon | 2011-05-09 21:51

looks uncut to me...
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Batman never looked SO HOT!!! Even when he's wet, he's flaming hot!!!
Dan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Aw, I love him! I'm so happy! Heh, I just got done watching American Psycho, too.
(!!!) | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jason Gore
On the occasion of our 10th anniversary, I thought I'd include a slap for my husband. So today's slap is Jason Gore, favorite qualifier of many fans at this year's USOpen golf tournament. He was doing so well after 54 holes there was some hope that he could win. His last 18 holes, however, were less than spectacular. But his attitude throughout was exceptional - and though he's not what I like physically, he's such a class act that he fully deserves his slap. Not that I have one, but I don't figure there's a lot of demand for seeing Jason shirtless.

Back to our regularly scheduled twink programming tomorrow.

Happy Anniversary!!!
JohnEric | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Daniele Bracciali
Today's slap is Italian tennis player Daniele Bracciali. He appears to be a fairly new arrival on the top-level pro tour, but he certainly made a splash in my mind taking perennial Bent favorite Andy Roddick to five sets with his blistering forehand. Alas, I have no skin to show - even FotoGordon didn't come through with this guy. But if he can stick around, I'm betting we'll get some nice skin shots.

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ok we get it you like the tenis and golfer types... can we see more manly men... say some Footballers and Rugby player types... :)
tim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Just show what YOU like, man :)
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Roger Federer
Today's slap, at John's suggestion, is Roger Federer - shaggy haired Wimbledon champion. I gotta admit that since he got a hair cut he's looking MUCH better. I know John especially appreciates the shaggy look.

And, as always applies with tennis players, be sure to check out Roger's pics on Fotogordon.

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wow...... i can't believe you picked him...... couldn't you find ANYONE else? I feel empty inside now. :(
tim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Gregg | 2011-05-09 21:51

Lovely, wicked smile. Evil even. Love to be there when he wakes up...
The Puckster | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Christian SantaMaria
Today's slap, at the suggestion of Elisa, is Spanish model Christian SantaMaria. I couldn't find many pics of him, but WOW!

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He strikes me as more boyish and cute than beautiful. Not that i'm complaining, he's lovely "eye totty" ain't he? :)
Jon | 2011-05-09 21:51

I know this boy. I am of Spain and he went to my school and he isn't have an IQ low. If I do not remember badly he had the blond and curly hair
elena | 2011-05-09 21:51

I know this boy. I am of Spain and he went to my school and he isn't have an IQ low. If I do not remember badly he had the blond and curly hair
elena | 2011-05-09 21:51

It's disgusting and unfair. Why are some people so beautiful?
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Adam Senn
Today's slap is supermodel Adam Senn. Appearing in campaigs for companies ranging from Gucci to Valentino, he was actually NOT hired for an Abercrombie ad early in his career. Color me speechless.

Today, however, he seems to be doing just fine. And he's convinced me that I need to go around town wearing some of the stuff in the pictures on the next page. Haha.

More Adam Senn

What a great bod! I like him much better with short hair - the long hair is a bit much!
Goldenboy | 2011-05-09 21:51

My, my. His face isn't much to look at, but that body is amazing. He's so thin and toned. Please don't feed him!
(!!!) | 2011-05-09 21:51

His face and Body are 2 die for!!!
And WHAT A PACKAGE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!
******* | 2011-05-09 21:51

no way!!! im lovin the long hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daryl | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Chris Evans
Today's slap is the mind-numbingly hot Chris Evans, star of Cellular and the upcoming Fantastic Four. I've posted a pic of Chris here and there, but he hasn't been slapped since something like October - and I decided it was high time. Especially since the trailers for FF are getting so much play - hell, they're reason enough to go to the movies these days.

It amazes me how he can be so fucking hot with nearly any look. He definitely has the inside track for Slap of the Month, as far as I'm concerned.

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BILL WASCHER | 2011-05-09 21:51

LOVED him since N.A.T.M. Cellular made me even wetter for him--and now T.F.F.--geez--I think I'LL combust. He is spec-freakin'-tacular. Is he dating? What's up w/ his social life? I wanna be Mr. Evans(or Mrs. or whatever he wants me to be)
:) | 2011-05-09 21:51

gets my vote too...if only my ex didnt have the exact name *shudders*..bad
Bren | 2011-05-09 21:51

Chris Evans is a god! Jesus I didnt know he had chest hair! I almost fainted when I saw him fantastic chisled furry chest...a greek god would be jealous. I would worship him or anybody like him.
Alex | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jon from Manhunt
Longtime readers will remember my obsession (others shared my obsession) last fall with Bravo's show Manhunt. In the end, Iceland native Jon won over my favorite homo Rob.

Anyway, surfing around over at Famousmales Forums, I found some of his new modeling shots - damn he looks good!

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Now thats a smooth boy I wouldnt kick out of that treasure trail he is sportin...Wonder if there will be a Manhunt 2?
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yeah... i wanted Rob to when too.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

He was my fave in Manhunt---yum/hot/grrr/meow/lick/ Love him!
:) | 2011-05-09 21:51

i luv da wet hair look in the third pic!!!!
Daryl | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Adam Scott
One more day of golf, saving the best for last, IMHO -- today's slap is Aussie golf beauty Adam Scott. The only complaint I have is that I think he should spend some of his $3,000,000+ career earnings on braces. Other than that, amazing!

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yeah, he needs to do something about that grill.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers, that'd for sure. But I'd like to see a lot more of what I'm getting before I drag him home to my lair.
gregb | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Sergio Garcia
Sticking with the golf theme -- and since I'm watching the USOpen all day -- today's slap, at Justin's suggestion, is hot Spanish golfer Sergio Garcia. I wish I could find some pics showing some - ANY - skin, but Sergio apparently has never removed his shirt, even once. Grrr.

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I always thought he was a hottie as far as golfers go...but the fact that he used to poke Martina Hingis dropped him a notch or two on my list.
jonathan | 2011-05-09 21:51

I think he's in the closet.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

From the front lines
Todd, over at The Swift Report sent along this dispatch about parents in Geneva, NY being outraged about their children being asked in school to draw rainbows.

Dan and his wife Margie had to explain to their daughter what was wrong with the picture she'd drawn and the colors she'd used.

"She got it," he notes. "We tore it up as a family."
No more rainbows!

UPDATE: Yes, this is definitely a joke article, but as one of the comments from TSR points out:
...the fact that many folks did take it as fact demonstrates how we have become accustomed to the lunacy of the screeching voices that freak out anytime they feel their lives being graced by gayness."

Uh, you may already know this, but it looks like a joke article.

Some of the comments on the page are pretty scary though.
Karashi | 2011-05-09 21:51

It's deathly all right
Via Boortz we get The Parade of Unfortunate Star Wars Costumes:

THIS Death star can't wait for a one-man fighter to maneuver straight down his trench and skim the surface. The target area is a small thermal exhaust port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction.

He looks more like a giant clam!
Dan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slapdate! - Michael Phelps
A while back I posted Michael Phelps -- and Todd characterized the slap as "pretty weak" because I didn't have the hottest pics. So he was kind enough to send along a bunch more pics of MP that I posted with the rest. Thanks Todd!!

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Go figure...about a day after I sent you those pictures the new Speedo Axcelerate Underwear ads came out. 2 of the pictures are some of if not the hottest pictures ever of Michael...but I didn't want to send you even more, I figured this was enough, haha. If anyone's interested just search for axcelerate ads, you should be able to find them pretty easy. Thanks for posting the update btw :)
Todd | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - John Poucher
Today's slap is UCLA golf hottie John Poucher. Hopefully we'll see other golfers - like Adam Scott - get in on the skin game.

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He's hot, but love the Aussie, Adam!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

That's gotta hurt
A teenager trying to escape from copy impaled himself on a fence:

Why do they always try to run? Stay put fool & take it like a man!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Jonathan Taylor Thomas
At the repeated insistence of Jonathan, today's slap is JTT - Jonathan Taylor Thomas. You most likely remember him as "Randy" from Home Improvement. I never really paid much attention to that show, but I have a very pleasant memory of him in Common Ground - where he played a gay teen, who just happened to be on the swim team. What a happy coincidence.

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OMG, It's chicken today!
Finger liking good!
Ricomen | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've never had more in common with Michael Jackson in my life. Jesus Juice little Boy?
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yeah, those are all baby pictures. He has grown up a bit since then. He played an a**hole hustler in Speedway Junkie and has been in a few others. I swear in some pics he and Jeremy Black look A LOT alike.
Eric | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Andrew Stetson
Today's slap is model Model Stetson. I'd make some comment, but he leaves me speechless.

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hands off...hes mine!!!
a.j. | 2011-05-09 21:51

I grew up with him one of my best friends. He's alright I guess.
sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's also a sweet guy in person. From Toronto.
RCG | 2011-05-09 21:51

the last photo had me running for the oxygen bottle. Fuck, he is beautiful.
Good choice!!!
Willie | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Buster's birthday!
Our dog, Buster, turned 14 a couple of days ago. He's surprisingly spry for 98. And, as you can see from this picture, my partner and I are both insane:

Happy Birthday to Buster!! He is precious! I miss my baby--a Golden named Lucky--she was 14 when she started getting too many ailments to deal with.
:) | 2011-05-09 21:51

Happy Birthday, Buster. So nice to see you haven't followed the pack and started using that blue rinse. Keeping that white hair makes you look so much younger.
FrankLeeMyDear | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Jason Beitel
Today's slap is Jason Beitel who, as you'll see after the link, is one of Kylie Minogue's dancers. I remember his feature in Instinct Mag, but don't remember anything about Kylie. Pics via famousmales forums.

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thomss | 2011-05-09 21:51

!?!?!?!?!?....(wordless....) (?)
Kat145 | 2011-05-09 21:51

what an amazing specimen.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Gulp!.... spec freakin' tacular..
:) | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Is THAT where I am?
John, I'm curious -- have you experienced the improved pronunciation that D.C.'s Metro workers are learning?

Oh Thank God!

Not Guilty

I didn't think this case had much validity, but the man still needs to know he crossed a line he shouldn't have w/those children and realize he dodged a bullet. GROW UP MICHAEL!!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Is it me or did he just get a free pass to continue his disgusting acts, how will anyone ever be able to make those claims again without MJ and his Circus screaming witch hunt.
Munkies3 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Pierce Brosnan
Today's slap is 007 himself, Pierce Brosnan -- but will he be 007 again in the next installment in the longest-running franchise in movie history, Casino Royale? And how funny is it that it shares the same name as the 1967 spoof of the franchise starring David Niven and Peter Sellers?

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I Think he's sexy as hell...
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

FUR, MARVELOUS FUR, FABULOUS FUR, WONDERFUL FUR! And definitely husband material, what more can a guy want?!! :)
Jon | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh yes. Be still, my beating heart. Very, very nice pick.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

what movie is that with him and the other guy?
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Patrick Muldoon
Today's slap is actor Patrick Muldoon. I remember seeing him first with Casper van Dien in Starship Troopers. He's been in a few other things, most notably - for me at least - the dreadful The Second Arrival. I will say this: It's nice to see a young(ish) actor willing to keep his chest hair, at least part of the time - I think some of the pictures reflect at least manscaping and some show outright plucking.

Tomorrow: Older fur.

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Woof, Arf, pant, pant, pant. :)
Jon | 2011-05-09 21:51

That whole series looks like it came from the '70s.
Vicente Fox | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Caco Ricci
Today's slap, at the excellet suggestion of Ricardo, is Brazilian model Caco Ricci. Moderately hairy. Completely beautiful. At this point, I'm just about ready to move to Brazil. Now if someone can find me a big, beefy, hairy Brazilian something-or-other I might be able to convince my husband to go too...

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Caco is one hunk. I'd to be lying on top of that one. Would like to see what he is holding in his hand. Great
you've out done yourslef. Georgous
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Totally flawless! And a FULL bush!
HJM | 2011-05-09 21:51

wow...what lovelt lips and a gr8 happy trail...pity in picture 4 he wouldnt just move his hand!!!!!!!!!
Daryl | 2011-05-09 21:51

Quite possibly the most beautiful man in the world.

By the way who is Ricardo? I'm sure he is a hunk too!!! :)
Ricomen | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Mark Philippoussis
Back to tennis for just a moment, today's slap is Mark Philippoussis, aka "The Scud" because of his often overpowering serve. He's never been as good as his initial promise seemed to show, which is a shame - it would be nice to see more of him!

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What's up with that gut?
Vicente Fox | 2011-05-09 21:51

What a hottie.
Alistair London | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nope...never liked him.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Christian Klien
You didn't think I was gonna swear off the smooth twinks altogether, did you? Especially after Russell's less-than-stellar welcome yesterday?

So today's slap is Formula 1 driver Christian Klien. I slapped him quite a while back, but couldn't find any skin pics. But, thanks to an angel on Dreamcaps, I have some now. And can I say: Who new race car drivers were so fucking hot???

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At last, some almost nekkid racer pics! I like that "boy on the verge of becoming a man" look. Playing with other boys on a beach is also OK in my book. :)
Jon | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thanks for slapping such a beautiful man. I don't follow racing at all, but he would make me start!
Michael-Seattle | 2011-05-09 21:51

What's next, pictures of Danica Patrick?
jonathan | 2011-05-09 21:51

I met all 3 Red Bull drivers at the 2005 Montreal F1 the playfulness between Klien and Antonio was erotic, they spend a lot of time together, I even saw them dance with each other...although they claim its all in good fun!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Russell Crowe
Today's slap is Gladiator stud Russell Crowe. He's not terribly furry, but he's definitely got some beef on him. My husband is lobbying fiercely to see him in Cinderella Man. That should, at least, give us a few more shirtless shots. I also liked seeing him suck face with another boy in The Sum of Us.

In the meantime:

More Russell Crowe

These pics are ok, but if you really want to see some hot photos of Russell C, you need to find some vid caps from "Virtuosity," especially the scenes where his character arises nude from the chamber that created him (and later in the tight blue suit). :)
Dave | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh, my.

I think I just ovulated.
Spike | 2011-05-09 21:51

The man has not aged well. Apparently being a mean-spirited lush has that effect on people. Oh, crap, that doesn't bode well for me either....
Gregg | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'd do him and all but he's more for the ladies than for the homos.
Martin | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Rafael Nadal
Back to tennis, just for a moment - today's slap is French Open winner and hottie from Mallorca Rafael Nadal. It took four very enjoyable sets for Nadal to win over Argentinian hottie Mariano Puerta - who's deserving of his own slap.

The only problem I have with Rafael is his choice of pants. I guess 18-year olds can get away with it? No, not really. Oh, and the text on the picture below notwithstanding, he really is 18.

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It was only a matter of time with the tennis theme going. Thanks!!!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

yeah, but his facial features ar a bit missing-link for me...
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thank you - thank you - thank you! I feel in deep lust with him last year, and now he's fulfilled his immense promise. I love the pants because it shows off his nice ass - but I wish they could play shirtless!!
Michael-Seattle | 2011-05-09 21:51

I actually like the pants. Kind of cute, but you'll need an ass like his to fill them out!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Michael Phelps
Today's slap is (almost) everyone's favorite Olympian, Michael Phelps. I can't beleive I've never slapped him before, but there's no time like the present, I guess.

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UPDATE: Link works now. Thanks Sam!

does everyone's link not work? when I click see michael phelps it shows me Michael Owen
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

People in every country receive the business loans from various banks, because that is simple.
LilaSilva18 | 2011-05-09 21:51

anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nice boddy. Pity about the face.
Ricomen | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Sean from Strip Search
Sorry to go backed to the hairless so soon, but John made me. Actually, I had hoped to post about the show when I read John's post, but the pics I saw on VH1's site sucked - so John was kind enough to forward some good ones. Thanks, Beav!!

Anyway, the beef you see before you is Sean from VH1's new show Strip Search. From their web site:
Fifteen ordinary men from all across America will leave behind the nine-to-five grind to compete for one of seven six-figure, one-year contracts as a member of a traveling male strip revue troupe.
Hmmm. I guess some of the other guys look fairly ordinary, but Sean sure doesn't. And he's a top too!!

More of Sean

We can all see more of Sean at where he is listed as Sean Cassidy and is a stripper at The Cave in Philadelphia
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is a looker, but he has ego for days!!!!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

and the way that you know he is a top is by...? personal experience? rumor? wishful thinking? maybe a bit of time as a bottom would tame that ego? :P
ed | 2011-05-09 21:51

anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

And Rob has a heart attack
While my partner and I were at the beach visiting my family, including my niece and nephew, I had my very own And Tango Makes Three moment. No, my partner and I were not trying to hatch a rock, only to be given a real egg by our keepers.

My niece is 3, and still learning some of the less-frequently-seen family members' names. She and I were browsing through the pictures on my laptop - "press that button once" "don't touch the screen" "who's that?" "don't touch the screen". I pointed to the picture on the screen and started the list of questions:

"Who's that?"

"That's my brother."

"Who's that?"

"That's Gi." (grandmother)

"Who's that?"

"That's Uncle Patrick .... Is he your wife?"



The question was certainly inevitable, but I had figured that it would come up with her parents - not me. How does one answer such a question for a 3-year old?

"No, you see, some so-called Christians out there hate all gay people and won't let us get married."


"Well, actually, some days I'm the wife. And some days he's the wife. We fight over who gets to be the wife."


"Not exactly. He's not my wife, he's my partner."

Yup - that sounds good. There's not a lot else to say to someone so young. But I did buy her a copy of And Tango Makes Three. Maybe that will explain some of what I just couldn't find the words for when put on the spot.

So now the information that Patrick is my "partner" will be processed over the course of a couple of months by a 3-year old brain. And my sister is waiting with bated breath for the day when my niece asks some male family friend if another is his partner. I can't wait to hear that story.

My boyfriend's (coming) back!!!
Those who have been visiting here for a few months will remember my unnatural obsession with Jamie Bamber.

Well, he's back! Or will be on July 15. Yes, that's right, new episodes of Battlestar Galactica are just around the corner!

And if you like the show and haven't checked out the BSG blog, I highly recommend it. Go. Now.

Oh so cute. I remember watching his arms in awe. Very nice armpits. Hehe.
Martin | 2011-05-09 21:51

CNet is reporting that Apple will begin using Intel processors in upcoming machines - they plan to announce the switch Monday. The article says that the move is incredibly risky for Apple because architecture switches alienate customers, but I'm not sure I buy that in this case.

Assuming Apple is smart about it, the switch to Intel could be an incredible boost - at least for their hardware business. I for one would love to be able to dual-boot a laptop to OS X or Windows and would probably jump right on the Apple hardware bandwagon as soon as possible. The prospects for their software seem a bit murkier - will there be a lot of Wintel users that want to dual boot to OS X? That seems less likely to me, but perhaps not - I guess if I could dual boot OS X on my Dell, that would be pretty sweet.

But in order to make this work, Apple can't continue to be the closed architecture it has always preferred. It seems they must, at the very least, allow Windows to run on Apple hardware. We'll see, I guess...

Via Gizmodo.

hehehe, you've hit a nerve here. Apple has never allowed the MacOS to run on any other computers than their own, and I shudder to think that they will ever allow Windows to run on a mac. The reason a mac is so cool is the integration of OS and computer... putting windoze in the middle of this formula doesn't work.

For many this is a very scary time... Apple normally hates Intel, yet for some reason now they're best friends!? We'll see... Steve Jobs (the Apple CEO) should announce whether the rumours are true at his next keynote in a few weeks. Until then, the world holds its breath...
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

What concerns me is the direction in which Intel is supposedly moving when it comes to their boards and chips. Aren't they very much in support of the "Big Brother chip" that will pretty much track everything you do? Somewhat like cookies or spyware but on a grander scale. The software we install, the DVDs we play, the music... everything! I read that this is what they are planning on doing in the near future. They pretty much want control over everything we now do on our computers. I don't mean to sound like an over-paranoid conspiracy freak and I know that most of this stems from wanting to stop piracy but I think it is all going way too far.
John | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Paul Telfer
I know I've been slapping lots of plucked twinks lately - and I'm definitely gonna try to get some more fur in here. So, pursuant to that goal, and because all the cool kids are doing it, today's slap is Paul Telfer. Paul's currently being talked about for playing Hercules in the eponymous mini-series on NBC. He's definitely a hottie!!

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Love the fur and the pit hair. Lemme in!
Tobias | 2011-05-09 21:51

They only put him in things that he must strip in. It's great. Their have been rumors that he ia living in canada with his girlfriend, who no one knows anything about.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

yes, i have heard that too. Apparently she's an amateur actress. lucky girl! But why Canada.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Gay bugs
John and Kip make very good points about the discovery of a gene that makes fruit flies "gay": It's not gonna change the mind of anyone on the right, so let's not get too worked up. It's fairly interesting, but just that.

Some time ago, I really needed to buy a good house for my organization but I didn't earn enough money and could not buy something. Thank goodness my father suggested to try to take the loan at reliable bank. Therefore, I did that and used to be happy with my credit loan.
JANIEMitchell | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - David Nalbandian
To satisfy those who ask for more fur, I give you today's slap, Argentinian tennis player David Nalbandian. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to find a lot of good shirtless shots that I could post - and the ones I did find seem to show a shaved chest, which I know won't be popular. As always, FotoGordon has the best pics, so I'll just link to them directly - he's got some nice fur:






See them all here

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This one's my homey and I would do him 'cause I'm patriotic, y'all. He could work out those abs.
Martin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thank you, thank you, thank you :) Not only furry but blond...swoon!
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap of the Month - Rusty Joiner
Well, it's official - Rusty Joiner is May's Slap of the Month. I didn't expect Rusty to smoke the other contestants so handily, but there you have it. I may have to put an asterisk next to Rusty's win however, since all of the May slaps weren't included in the automated voting - I'll have to try to fix that for next month.

And it appears that Bill's vigorous write-in vote for James Storey earned him an honorable mention - along with Ian Somerhalder.

Slap! - Michael Owen
Today's slap, at the suggestion of Mark, is UK footballer - who now plays for Real Madrid - Michael Owen. God, he's fucking BEAUTIFUL.

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Hmmm quite delicious.....but enough of the smooth boys...can you send us hair lovers a bone (no pun intended?)
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51

God must have been in a good mood when he created this man...
Willem | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree with Doug - slap us with some body hair, dude!
Ed | 2011-05-09 21:51

cute with clothes, not so much without
bri | 2011-05-09 21:51

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It's voting time!
Yup, it's that time again. And what a great month - I just voted and it was a tough one!!

This month I'm going to use actual voting code to see if I can stir up more votes... Unfortunately, the poll site I used only allows 20 choices so I (somewhat arbitrarily) trimmed the list from 31 to 20 slaps. You can, of course, still vote by comment or e-mail, and those of you who want to vote multiple times (you know who you are!!) will have to post a comment.

So, with no further ado, here are May's candidates:

Oh - one more thing. Feel free to vote for Ryan Carnes... Haha.

Alexandre Verga

Adam Baldwin

David Boreanaz

Adam Garcia

Jensen Ackles

Rusty Joiner

Chad Nittler

Joe Flanigan

Josh Duhamel

Hot Frat Boys

Paul Rudd

Tony Blair

James Storey

James Marsden

Jesse Bradford

Ian Somerhalder

Dominic Purcell

Marian Dragulescu

Hugh Jackman

Jim Caviezel

Jake Campione

Ben McKenzie

Dean Solomon

Roberto Bolle

Jesse McCartney

Reynaldo Gianecchini

Chris Austad

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers


Juan Carlos Ferrero

Marat Safin

Roberto Bolle. Beautiful, graceful, artistic. What a slap and a tickle.
PS I discovered this site a couple of months ago and love it.
Joe | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap of the month: Jesse McCartney
phillyboy | 2011-05-09 21:51

It's gotta be Jake Campione, just for the sheer amount of slap material. He's given us enough for a slap every day of the month!
Milan | 2011-05-09 21:51

rusty joiner? while hot yes, it just isn't attractive to have a fearful/dazed look in your eyes...I feel as if the twinklovers have had their votes divided, while the fur lovers only had one candidate...JURYRIGGING!
jeff cianci | 2011-05-09 21:51

Via Towleroad comes news that former slap Sgt. Robert Stout has been discharged.

It's not surprising that the Purple Heart winner was discharged, but that doesn't make it any less disappointing.

Slap! - Tommy Robredo
Sticking with the tennis theme, and with the slapping-the-winners theme, today's slap is Tommy Robredo, the Spanish sensation hottie that beat poor, poor Marat-y.

OK - that was stupid. Nevertheless, Tommy is quite a dish. And, as always, check out his FotoGordon page.

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