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Good news from Cape May
News from Cape May, NJ today that it is now legal for men over the age of 12 to wear swimsuits that look like this:

No word on whether or not the city guarantees that all men similarly clad will look like Brent van Zandt.

Thanks to Gemini6ice for the pic!!

But the Pope's old car
Yes, for a mere $78,000 (as of now), you can buy a car that the Pope used to own.

I assume God will help drive the car, to make sure you don't have any wrecks or anything?

It's voting time!!
Yup - it's that time again! And this time I don't want anyone left, out, so here's a complete summary of everyone slapped this month. And I'll admit a certain bias in the pictures I selected for inclusion. Hell, I gotta have some way of influencing the voting!

Chris Beckman
Campbell Brown
Ryan Reynolds (he's matured so nicely)

Rafael Verga

Justin Chambers
Scott Speedman
Tom Boonen
Jason Lewis
Victor Webster
Ryan McPartlin
Scott Savol
Kip Carpenter (look at those legs!)

Brent Van Zant (mmmmmmm. naughty bits.)

Brady Quinn
Adam Rickitt
Jesse Hutch
Ben Browder
Dan from Atwood

Joe Calzaghe

Paul Sousa

Sgt. Robert Stout
Ryan Phillippe's Ass
Sebastian Rulli
Jake Shears

Peter Johnson
Eddie Cibrian

Sam Page
Jeremy Bloom (practically perfect in every way)

Theo Bos

My vote? Jeremy Bloom - hands down. And yes, I cheated by including 2 of his pictures.

So let's have it!!! Who's your vote for Slap of the Month? Feel free to vote in comments (you can do it anonymously) or send me an e-mail.

Rafael Verga....or Brent van zant
or paul tornabene ivote for all 3
I think u should just add them all to the most requested slaps
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

Oh and jeremy bloom too
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

Chris Beckman hands down. A late entry, but he's just so damn hot.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Scott Speedman - such a mix of adorable and hotness, fun to shag and will still be hot years from now
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Chris Beckman
Today's slap - and the last entry in the April Slap of the Month contest - is Chris Beckman. You'll remember Chris as the homo on Real World Chicago. Chris is also an artist, you can see his portfolio here.

I've always thought that Chris was super cute, but I don't think he has the goods to win this month. We'll see soon...

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Damn you, Daily Slap! Why'd you have to bring in the all-time hottest homo on any Real World into this already hot line up? What's a boy to do???
Milan | 2011-05-09 21:51

My disclaimer
This one works for me:

"Real" cyber sex
Wired has an article on real cyber sex - or cyber sex that's getting closer to real every day. In this case it amounts to, letting your cyber-sex partner control your dildo remotely. Called "teledildonics" (I can't believe there's a word for this...), Amir Vatan, the CEO of HighJoy, describes it as something between AdultFriendFinder and

They offer standard memberships that allow you to browse chatrooms and connect anonymously - albeit a bit less so than in the past. And "one-on-one" memberships, that only allow you to interact with your chosen sex partner (presumably in another city, but why put rules on it?).

I've never been all that interested in the idea of cyber sex, but this could certainly make it interesting - given the right attachments.

Slap! - Campbell Brown
We've had a lot of twinks lately, it seems, so let's get some variety in here - today's slap is AFL'er Campbell Brown.

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People deserve good life and home loans or just commercial loan would make it much better. Just because freedom relies on money state.
Marion29KLINE | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is a good looking guy, but he needs to keep his hair short.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Shaggy hair is hot, but not on him...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Ryan Reynolds
Today's slap is Ryan Reynolds. I've slapped him before, but I figured that with his new movie The Amityville Horror out it was time for another one. And why not throw one more turbo hottie into the race that is Slap of the Month for April?

Wow. Looking at him now he just moved into the lead as far as I'm concerned. I guess the real question is: Can he beat Brent van Zandt who, by the volume of comments, seems to be in the lead for April. But I think it's just because you can see his naughty bits.

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Saw "Blade/Trinity" last night. This guy is so funny.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'd like to hear sometime why he decided to make that amazing transformation, and how he did it. That body is not "just" a maturing twink's, that too hard work and real dedication. Anyone read "why" and "how"?
Ted B. | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ryan is smokin hot! Bet your glad you re-opened the border to Candian beef!!!
Paul | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's a hottie, and he's funny as hell, what a great combo.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

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One more Idol note
My husband has decided that Clay Aiken looks like the love child of K.D. Lang and Carrot Top. Hmmm.

American Idol Crap
I absolutely cannot believe that Scott Savol survived another week. And, more importantly, that Constantine got voted off? Who the hell is voting in this fucking contest? I can only assume that every fat fucking redneck in the whole country is voting 5 times for Scott Savol. (With apologies to my fat fucking redneck readers.)

Honestly, I think American Idol may have been irreparably damaged by this season. Overall, the contestants are substantially weaker than last season - and the fact that the monstrous fat fuck Scott Savol is still alive (and in the top fucking three!!!) damages it further. I'm not sure I'll even finish watching this season.

Oh, who am I kidding, I'll watch at least until Jabba the Idol gets voted off.

It's HUGE!
The soon-to-be world's largest passenger plane, the Airbus 380, had its maiden flight today. I can't wait to see this sucker up close.

Slap! - Justin Chambers
Today's slap is Grey's Anatomy star Justin Chambers. Star may be a bit of a stretch because he seems to be pretty far down the credits - nevertheless, here he is. Justin got his start, like so many other delicious men, in soaps, playing "Nicholas 'Nick' Hudson #1" on Another World.

I've never seen Grey's Anatomy, but it may be worth a look. From the ads I've seen, Justin's character looks like a smug (but hot) little prick - sounds perfect.

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Gray's Anatomy is a great show, and not just because of Justin, who plays the arrogant white boy role. Patrick Dempsey is super sexy in the show, and in the premier episode he was briefly starkers except for a pillow on his ass.

4 kids????
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

justin chambers is hott as hell!!!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Now this is good outsourcing
Downtown Lad has some information about a cool new idea for outsourcing.

The new Gap
The Gap that I usually visit in Denver has been closed for several months, and now I know why. I can't wait to see the new format.

The new GAPS in Denver are awesome. Check out the one at the 16th Street Mall...lots of cute new guys working there. :)
gary | 2011-05-09 21:51

My fortune for today
Your finances will improve greatly.
Well??? I'm waiting!!!

Slap! - Scott Speedman
Today's slap is Scott Speedman. Scott is currently playing in xXx: State of the Union. He's been in a few other things, including Felicity and Nancy Drew.

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Help! I've melted and I have a whole day left at work. Sigh. What a man. Those eyes....
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Odd, in a few pics he looks a brother to the equally hot Patrick Dempsey.

Ted B. | 2011-05-09 21:51

I want this man soooo bad!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Tom Boonen
Today's slap, at Don's suggestion, is Belgian cycling lickability Tom Boonen. What a cutie! I just wish I could have found pics with more skin!

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Some time ago, I really needed to buy a car for my organization but I did not earn enough money and couldn't order something. Thank heaven my friend proposed to take the home loans from reliable creditors. So, I did so and was happy with my sba loan.
Burke35Kenya | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Jason Lewis
At Don's suggestion, today's slap is Sex and the City hottie Jason Lewis. Honestly, I can't believe I hadn't already slapped him - he's just stunning.

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Slapdate! - Brandon Routh
Former slap Brandon Routh shows off his new outfit:


(via Drudge and Andy)

Slap! - Victor Webster
Today's slap comes via Robert. His recommendation? Victor Webster. Victor started his career in soaps, but moved on to more serious fare and is now in various films like Dirty Love and Primal Scream.

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very very hot... and may actually have the best ass EVER as seen in the last series of Sex and the city (he is samantha's new neighbour - the episode before she meets smith)
george | 2011-05-09 21:51

He was soooo hot in an episode of Sex and The City. Shows his AMAZING toosh!!!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

The jogging picture with the red hat is actually of someone else. , I think. (Have you slapped him yet? If not, you should!)
anon | 2011-05-09 21:51

Has he ever shown his bits?
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Random hot guy
To make up for the (necessary) nastiness of yesterday's slap, here's an extra hottie for today:

(Source: Shirtless Men World)

not really related, but as one of my fave blogs, you should see this... absolutely hilarious!
george | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Ryan McPartlin
Today's slap, at the suggestion of the improbably-named Ryan, is Ryan McPartlin. Most notably, I suppose, a star of daytime TV's Passions, he's also playing a major role in Fran Drescher's new show Living with Fran.

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He's hot, for sure.

The guy with him in the third pic down is another hottie on daytime, Thad Luckinbill.
PJ | 2011-05-09 21:51

Microsoft abandons gays?
It's being reported around the internet that Microsoft has has dropped its support of a gay civil rights bill in Washington. According to the stories, Microsoft responded to threats of a nationwide boycott by a "radical right activist". I obviously have no specific knowledge of any actions - of any kind - by Microsoft related to this legislation. But it seems unlikely to me. As people have noted, Microsoft has long been a leader in pro-gay policies and has received awards for them. And since you might as well try to boycott the I.R.S., it's hard to imagine Gates & Co. responding to such threats.

I certainly hope I'm right.

Slap! - Scott Savol
Today's slap - and NOT IN A GOOD WAY - is American Idol contestant Scott Savol. Don't worry, however, there will be no shirtless pictures.

I'm just hoping a bad slap will send some negative energy his way - I don't know if I can take another week of seeing him. And if Ryan Seacrest calls him "Scotty the Body" again he'll get his own bad slap.

Back to our regularly scheduled good-Slap programming tomorrow.

god please let him be voted off
mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

please please please please change it (as an act of mercy)
fifi | 2011-05-09 21:51

I wake up and check this website hoping to look at some Hottie... and this is what i get??? I should have stayed in bed!!
Jorge | 2011-05-09 21:51

Philosophy of life
I got this motto to live by from an e-mail going around (forwarded to me by my mom):
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Sounds good to me.

I don't mind a little chocolate and wine, but too much of that philosophy and you won't just skid into the grave, you'll be begging the doctor to drop-kick you in.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

Well, according to the CDC, fat is the new thin (via Drudge).

Pope Benedict XVI
Andy has an interesting look at the new Pope:

Slap! - Kip Carpenter
Today's slap, via Bill is U.S. speedskating star Kip Carpenter. He leaves me speechless.

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wow, he's beautiful...but that tattoo is a little obnoxious
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Brent Van Zant
Today's slap is model Brent Van Zant, as seen in DNA Magazine, among other places.

Thanks for the suggestion Sam!!

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He's soooooooooooo great looking!!!!!
Joshua | 2011-05-09 21:51

This guys is way hot. WAY HOT.
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

with him and that paul sousa guy, you are making this a very VERY VERY difficult month for slap of the month... keep bringing home th (pictures of) the bacon...
Jorge | 2011-05-09 21:51

No contest now
The slap of the month, and possibly the year :)
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Brady Quinn
Today's slap is Notre Dame quarterback Brady Quinn. Now this is my kind of football player.

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I had the pleasure of some personal contact with the kid when I ran into him, literally, coming around the corner running on campus. Like hitting a brick wall. Those arms...
Johnny | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow. It's finds like him that make me worship this site. God bless you, Daily Slap!
Milan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Such a hunk
Brad | 2011-05-09 21:51

hottest guy in sports

guns like no one else

cute with great lips

chance | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Adam Rickitt
Today's slap is UK actor & pop singer Adam Rickitt. I don't know much about him - Superdrewby reports that he's a lousy actor AND pop singer. Oh well - at least he's pretty.

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Those dangerous gays
Well, it's obvious that gays are dangerous and can't be trusted even on airplanes - how can we let them get married??

And this charmer is from WVa too. Joy.

Slap! - Jesse Hutch
Today's slap is the extremely attractive Jesse Hutch. No, I've never heard of him either, but he's been in such box office bonanzas as Freddy vs. Jason - I don't know how I missed him.

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I went to school with Jesse. Hes even sexier in person!
Danielle | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thanks for these great pics!! yeah, Jesse Hutch is awesome. hey, you all should see him in Smallville! He has his shirt off, all wet, and in just a towel around his waist! HOT!!!! (he's more tanned and muscular and with no body hair in Smallville than he was in FVJ.)
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thanks for these great pics!! yeah, Jesse Hutch is awesome. hey, you all should see him in Smallville! He has his shirt off, all wet, and in just a towel around his waist! HOT!!!! (he's more tanned and muscular and with no body hair in Smallville than he was in FVJ.)
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Ben Browder
Today's slap is the inimitable Ben Browder. He's one of the current crop of sci-fi studs, appearing in shows such as Stargate SG-1 and Farscape.

He's also interviewed in this month's Instinct Magazine - alas, he's not gay, but we can still drool.

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Thank you! Thank you! I have been in lust with him for years. He is perfect. Going to be tough Slap of the Month this month.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is one of my all time favs. Smart, hunky, handsome...great with a gun. Without his shirt...ohmygawd.
ed | 2011-05-09 21:51

I second the motion. He has had me breathing heavily ever since he first shot through that wormhole. Whatta man!
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

I can see you!
Wired has a great story about Google's new mapping service with satellite imagery. Since in most cases the images are taken with no user input, people are often surprised at what they see when they look. Like:

Setup of the Burning Man festival in Nevada.

A 747 landing in Tokyo.

In my own poking around I found pictures of the Capitol in Washington - intentionally blurred, to prevent identification of details I assume. But I was surprised to find that pictures of the White House hadn't received the same treatment.

So I figured I'd check out my neighborhood and grabbed this pic of our condo:

And speaking of planes, I found one on the runway (taking off) here too:

American Idol
How in the hell does that fat wife beater continue to survive every week????


I SO agree!! I walked out of the room when Miss Ryan told Scott to sit down, because he was safe & I knew Nadia was leaving.. He sucked so bad...he was WAY worse than my girl, Nadia!!
JoeBlow | 2011-05-09 21:51

Scott has NO personality!!! Why won't Simon point this out?? He always looks like he's mad. Maybe it's because he can hear himself singing terribly.
JoeBlow | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Dan from Atwood
Today's slap continues with politically-oriented features. At Toby's suggestion, via Drew, is Dan from Atwood. He had posted a web site for his Kansas home town's newspaper. But after the town voted overwhelmingly in favor of a state constitutional amendment designed to strip any protection at all from gay couples, he took the site down and replaced it with an open letter to the residents of the town where he grew up. Read the letter.

UPDATE: It appears that someone has made Dan take down his open letter - perhaps he did it voluntarily, I don't know. I did manage to lay my hands on a copy of the letter, since it hasn't bounced out of the Google (search "Atwood Kansas") cache yet. I'm not sure if I feel comfortable posting it, however. Any thoughts?

UPDATE II: D'oh! It's already gone from the Google cache! Damn, they work fast!

UPDATE III: Dan has a comment on his personal web site.

Wow. I got lucky and found a cached version of the letter via a yahoo search. Definitely a keeper and well worth the read.
RockridgeGuy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Very hot - where can I see more of him. Couldn't find his letter.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

I suspect the newspaper made him take it down...that would be typical in a red state in a nation where half of all high school students think newspapers should ask for governmental permission to run news stories...please see if you can get a copy of the letter and post a link to it somewhere

thanks as always
jeff cianci | 2011-05-09 21:51

Which web site are you?
I'm not sure how to take this:

Slap! - Joe Calzaghe
Today's slap, at the long-ago suggestion of Toby, is boxer Joe Calzaghe. The whole blood thing scares me (yeah, I'm a sissy...), but I gotta admit that Joe is pretty damn hot.

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I have a weakness chicken, but I also love a real guy much more...he's hot
jeff cianci | 2011-05-09 21:51

Not hot sorry....gross
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

OK, you win! I'll vote for Ryan Carnes for SOM if you don't post any more pictures of Joe.
Dan M. | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Luke, I am your father
Via Gizmodo comes news that Darpa, the Defense Advanced Research Products Agency, has a new aggressive project to develop artificial limbs, specifically replacement hands.

The goal?
It needs to be sensitive enough for the wearer to demonstration to do day-to-day tasks in the dark. And the limb will have to be strong enough to lift 60 pounds at a time.


Some time before, I really needed to buy a good house for my firm but I did not earn enough money and couldn't purchase something. Thank heaven my mother suggested to get the personal loans at reliable bank. So, I acted so and used to be happy with my short term loan.
RoseElvira | 2011-05-09 21:51

Don't Ask Don't Tell
Michael, over at Gay Orbit shares some promising developments in Congress about "don't ask don't tell".

There's also a pleasantly surprising bit of information about HRC in his post.

Slap! - Paul Tornabene
Today's slap, at the suggestion of Sam, is fitness model Paul Tornabene. Once again, I don't always go for the muscle-dudes, but this one has a nice crossover.

UPDATE: Paul's representative contacted me recently and asked me to remove his pictures. As is my standard policy, if asked to remove someone's pictures, I'm glad to do so. And I really appreciate the fact that Paul's rep was very nice about it, in stark contrast to a certain snotty little boy who also requested removal recently.

So if you wanna see Paul (who I highly recommend, by the way), head on over to his website.

Very pretty. He's not overly muscular - just right. Love to have him living next door to me. He has some nice photos on his site.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Not even half a gram of bodyfat...
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yup, Denver got clobbered by the blizzard.

I'm kinda bummed we weren't there - big storms like that are fairly exciting (as long as you don't lose internet access, of course). Aspen only got an inch or so.

Slap! - Paul Sousa
Shamelessly swiped from Towleroad, today's slap is someone who SHOULD be a model (read Andy's story) but isn't: Paul Sousa. He is, however, an actor - I can't wait to see him on screen! What an incredible looking guy.

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caribbbean teen boy wants to meet u
marcus | 2011-05-09 21:51

HE is beautiful! Those eyes are incredible and what a chest. Love to follow that trail to paradise. Great nipples.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Sgt. Robert Stout
Today's slap, at the very good suggestion of KipEsquire, is Sgt. Robert Stout. Perhaps you've seen the stories about Robert. He's a Purple Heart winner, wounded in Iraq, that wants a chance to remain in the military as an openly gay soldier. The 26-year old reports that he is out to most of his platoon and has encounterd no trouble from his fellow soldiers. The Army, as is standard policy, refuses to comment on specific cases.

I'd like to think that a high-profile case like this might cause Congress and the Bush Administration to consider changing the policy, but I might as well hope that George Bush will marry Rick Santorum. Some day, perhaps, the U.S. Military will join the armed forces of such countries as Great Britain, Germany, France, Australia, Canada and Israel and allow gays to serve openly.

Thanks for fighting and speaking out, Robert!

Commendable shout out, but unless you dig up some pics of him pouty and shirtless, I'll be slapping my face just to stay awake.
Milan | 2011-05-09 21:51

I just wanted to add, as his fiance, that he is even more of an amazing man than his story lets on. He is the kindest gentlest man you would ever know, and he does not feel like he has done anything outstanding by coming out, irregardless of how many times anyone tells him otherwise. As for the shirtless thing, well, that is at least something I get to see on a daily basis :-).
Jonathan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Spank! - Ryan Phillippe's Ass
Why a spank? And not a slap? Because at the suggestion of Mr. X, this post is all about Ryan Phillippe's ass (except the pic below, of course). And what an ass it is. And who wouldn't want to spank it??

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He started out playing one of daytime's first gay teenagers on One Life To Live over 12 years ago. That fact alone has fueled many a slap of mine. ;-)
Milan | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is a jealous asshole. I predict Reese will dump him. His actions make him ugly.
Ashley | 2011-05-09 21:51

All that and fertile, too! Damn.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

No question about it, the boy knows what's going on.
don | 2011-05-09 21:51

And you thought your house was expensive
This home

near London, features a 40,000 square foot brand new mansion and two guest houses for a total of 103 rooms. There are also two swimming pools and 11 acres of landscaped gardens.

The price? A paltry $134 million. It's probably the most expensive house for sale in the world right now.


Slap! - Sebastian Rulli
Today's slap is latino actor and model Sebastian Rulli. He's a little over-baked for me, but there's definitely something hot about him.

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i can just say yumy! i think that hi is soo hot ... uf that lips , body .. eyes .. i love him !! He is perfect !!
pam | 2011-05-09 21:51

He definitely needs to leave the hair. He is gorgeous. Love to get him, Nick, Josh and Jamie all together and have a masive Slap down with me in the middle. Keep up the hot studs. Thanks.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

this guy is extra ordinary.he is very popular in the Philippines.we want to see him in briefs.
sharon | 2011-05-09 21:51

I received my first loan when I was very young and that helped my relatives a lot. However, I need the short term loan as well.
IrisRoy | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Jake Shears
Today's slap is Jake Shears, lead singer of Scissor Sisters. I've been told that this will increase my "street cred". I certainly hope so...

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he's soooo yummy and watching him on stage is hot....also check out bassist Del Marquis (think that's spelled right) and many many boys are loving Baby Daddy!
scott | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Peter Johnson
Today's slap is model Peter Johnson. I really don't know anything else about him - and can't even find a good link - admittedly, I didn't try terribly hard. Anyway, if you know anything more, fill me in!

Regardless, :

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Oh my god. The search is over. This is the most beautiful man on the face of the earth. And the pictures... help me.
S | 2011-05-09 21:51

Very Tasty - has a very nice bush and one hell of an ass.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

Let's see. Peter Johnson. That is easy. He was a high school wrestler in Iowa that Bruce Weber (the famous photographer) discovered when he was a teenager at a wrestling camp. They became friends and he photographed him over a period of years. These photos became an amazing photgraphy book called The Chop Suey Club and a limited run movie called Chop Suey. I think Peter became a Gap underwear model for a little bit. Most of the pix in your slap of him come from the Chop Suey Club. The one of him with the baby is his son.
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hots-ey Tots-ey, as a friend of mine would say.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

Poop Water
Marvo, over at The Impulsive Buy, has a review of a Japanese product he refers to as Poop Water. He managed to come up with more euphemisms for poop than I've ever seen. My favorite: "Making a Madonna movie."

Slap! - Eddie Cibrian
Jonathan accused me the other day of "slipping". I think he was especially dismayed by my Slap of Alex Frei. Why I can't imagine, but he's always had weird taste. Anyway, today's slap is to make up for my slippage in Jonathan's eyes - Eddie Cibrian is one of his favorite guys in the world. Personally, I prefer his other favorite, James Marsden.

Anyway, here's Eddie. Jonny, should I go ahead and record your vote for Slap of the Month??

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you keep slapping the ones i like... nice. Keep it up!!

Josh ward, eddie, ryans... When is victor webster coming (thats a thought i will keep in my head!)?
Jorge | 2011-05-09 21:51

Thank you Rob. I can now sleep better at night.
JK | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Sam Page
Today's slap is Point Pleasant and All My Children star Sam Page. He's also been on MTV's Undressed, which seems prefectly appropriate.

John, you'll be interested to know he graduated from Princeton in '98. I really should slap some of the other cute Princeton grads that I can think of off the top of my head.

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He's definitely hot, although he'd be cuter if he spit out that wad of chew he seems to have in every shot. (At least, I hope it's chew ...)
Milan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap of the Month
The voting is final, and again Ryan Carnes has failed to pull his weight - and he can't weigh much, so it's kinda sad. Anyway, Josh Wald managed to squeak it out by one vote:

So I guess I'm gonna have to put Ryan up against Randy Johnson if I want him to win Slap of the Month? Regardless, April isn't looking good, because I think Jeremy Bloom has it locked up.

I guess it would be easier to stuff the ballot box.

Nooo0000!! *calms down* Nooo0000! why oh why oh why! Ryan C. what happened? Noo0000! sigh..
partyguy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yay!! I forgot to vote, but I am thrilled with the result. JW rocks.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Jeremy Bloom
I've slapped him before, and I'm sure I'll slap him again - today's slap is the incredible Jeremy Bloom. Surely one of the hottest guys out there - he seems to cross most boundaries. Even my husband, who would normally have nothing at all for a guy like Jeremy, thinks he's "OK looking". Trust me - that's a hell of an endorsement.

I've included every picture I have - I'm sure I missed a few (and probably duplicated a few). So if you see a tasty one that I missed, send it along.

I'm tempted to go ahead and declare him the winner of April's Slap of the Month.

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He should be in the Slap Hall o'Fame!!
Dub | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is perfection. There must be something genetic for guys with Bloom as a last name: Orlando, Jeremy...
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

oooooooooooooooooooooooo Jerey bloom how do u do i wanna use as my play toy
matty19 | 2011-05-09 21:51

God help me, my favorite is the one with the bruises. What a man.
Ed | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap of the month
Well, Josh Wald is currently leading the voting. He has 4 votes to everyone else's 2. But I'm really hoping for the underdog (Ryan Carnes) to squeak one out. So come on!!! Vote for RC, baby!!

Voting will close as soon as Ryan Carnes pulls into the lead tomorrow at 3:32pm.

Josh Wald is the hottest guy on this page. He is the slap of the month for me.
Fred | 2011-05-09 21:51

Dan Savage
Boy, did Dan nail it this week. In an otherwise disturbing story (the second) he made the following point:
Coming back in the next life as one of Andy Roddick's sweat-soaked T-shirts is the ultimate pleasure.
I think Andy needs another slap...
Water has been discovered on Mars!
Check it out!!

Slap! - Theo Bos
Thanks to Don for today's Slap, Dutch cyclist Theo Bos. Wish I could find some good pics without his shirt, but his ass will have to do...

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Yummy. Looks better with dark hair.
Snarf | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love a man wearing a crown of laurel.
Ed Sikov | 2011-05-09 21:51

When all you do all day, every day, is flex and un-flex your're bound to have a hot one.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Perfection !
Lance who ?
Bax | 2011-05-09 21:51

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