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On the other hand...
this must be an April Fool's joke.

No, this is not an April Fool's joke
hit $105 per barrel. Yikes.

The only good news in the report is that the potential for such a price is "not likely for at least 3 years", and likely only if there's a major supply disruption.

Nevertheless, the report sent oil prices above $55 again.

Don't forget voting!
Don't forget it's time to vote for the Slap of the Month. I'll post my nominees shortly, but feel free to nominate your own!

UPDATE: I finally have my own internet connection back, so I can post voting possibilities:

Alex Frei:

or Ryan Kwanten:

or Ryan Carnes:

or Josh Wald:

Interestingly, I notice that it hasn't been that strong a month overall, but it finished with a bang!

So, let's hear it! And of course, feel free to vote for Ryan Carnes the man you think is best.

I'm voting for Daniel Norell!!! Yum!!
Paul | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ryan Kwanten,

he is soooooooooooo fit it is UNBELIEVABLE!!! I absolutely wanted his bad-ass self when he was in Home and Away, and now he has actually gotten better... unbelievable!!

Next is ryan carnes... mmmmm thats one piece of meat i would like to have (carnes means meats in spanish!)
Jorge | 2011-05-09 21:51

Josh wald or Ryan Kwanten...or Ryan Carnes...I guess Josh Wald love that hairy musl chest
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

Alex Frei is my winner...I'm fond of the twink look somewhat, but this one manages the youthfulness while still looking like a MAN...very rare
jeffcianci | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Chris Carmack
Sorry for the late slap today, but my internet connection puked at some point last night. Augh!!! Anyway, today's slap is hot Abercrombie model and current star of The O.C. Chris Carmack. I've got more pics which I'll try to post later.

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UPDATE: I finally got a free minute (and a free internet connection) so that I could upload all of my photos of Chris Carmack. I hated to slap him this morning because I'm afraid some non-thinking person might favor him over Ryan Carnes in SOTM voting. And Ryan's already in enough danger from the likes of Alex Frei. But I did it because it was easy to find a couple quick pics of him. Anyway, more SOTM information to come soon...

Slap! - Alexander Frei
At the suggestion of BoiFromTroy, today's slap is Swiss soccer player footballer Alexander Frei. As BfT notes, Alex could give David Beckham or Christiano Ronaldo some stiff competition.

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Yea, another cutie
bt | 2011-05-09 21:51

Arrgh! This pic (only this pic) is posing a threat to Ryan Carnes. So freaking cute. Dang! I have the same hairstyle as this guy tho. =p
partyguy | 2011-05-09 21:51

you said "stiff." hee, hee...
Hector | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Ryan Kwanten
Today's slap is another Aussie actor (boy they grow 'em nice down there!!) Ryan Kwanten. He's been in a number of things including Summerland with up-coming slap Jesse McCartney (for which I will be accused of offering "Jesus Juice" to young visitors to my home). Anyway, here's Ryan:

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David | 2011-05-09 21:51

MMM... I bet he has an awesome accent too...
The b/w pic is hot!
JR | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nice site BTW! Cool blog!
Just got finished watching White Squall. Seen it?
Good movie. I laughed, I cried, I shot...
You can almost smell the manboy testosterone! ;-)
John | 2011-05-09 21:51

The 1st pic looks like that other
Ryan guy who acted in Two Guys, One Girl N a Pizza Place rite? what's his name already...
partyguy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Ryan Carnes
Today's slap is Ryan Carnes (yes, again). Yes, I know this is totally shameless. But can you really say you're surprised? I wanted to give him another chance at Slap of the Month - he's just so amazing looking. I promise I
probably won't post him again if he doesn't win this month (unless I find new naked pics - then all bets are off). But I think this is a good month - the competition wasn't quite as fierce as Nick Beyeler and Jeff Wilson (who might also get another chance). So, with no further ado, here's the repost of Ryan Carnes.


Today's slap is the absolutely stunning Ryan Carnes, seen this past Sunday sucking face with Andrew, Bree's son on Desperate Housewives. Oh to be in that pool...

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Ryan is currently leading the pack for my vote for February's Slap of the Month.

Yey! It's him again! Man, what can I say, this stud's the one that made me find this holy-grail-of-a-page. Here's the only site I could find that has such a wonderful (and sexy) assortment of pics of him. I mean, I can just cry looking at the beauty of him! Thnx. THNX 4 da great pics =p.
p/s: is he single btw?
partyguy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ryan DIDN'T win the Slap of the Month?! This guy is amazing and seems to be toting a nice package. HUGE vote for Ryan as Slap of the Month!
HawaiiBob | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is very sexy. He is worthy of the Slap of the Month and has my vote. Who is the dark haired hotty he is about to suck face with? He is gorgeous also. Would love to see him as the Slap of the Day also.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'll catch up soon, I promise
I just wanted to take a second to apologize to all of the people who've sent me e-mail in the last few days. We've had guests for a bit, and I haven't been able to keep up with my correspondence. Anyway, I promise to catch up soon!

The only reason for the fresh slaps is that I pre-posted all of them (including tomorrow's) before John and his husband arrived.

So enjoy tomorrow's slap (mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm). And if you sent one to me, you should be getting an e-mail tomorrow.

Slap! - Matt Shirvington
Today's slap, at the fantastic suggestion of Thom, is Aussie track star Matthew Shirvington.

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I will recommend not to wait until you get enough amount of cash to buy goods! You can just take the home loans or just credit loan and feel fine
EloiseBurgess22 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Matthew McConaughey
Today's slap is the inimitable Matthew McConaughey. He had what seemed like such a promising start to his career - he looked beautiful in his breakout role as Jake Brigance in A Time to Kill, but he hasn't been in much of note lately (although he has quite a few upcoming features). And who can forget his arrest in Austin, TX, when the police found him dancing around naked and playing bongo drums.

Nevertheless, he just seems to get better with age. Never thought you'd hear that out of me, did you?

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Bonus slap!
I haven't posted a bonus slap in a while. And Don sent along this incredible picture, so I decided it was in order. WOW.

Slap! - Paul Walker
Today's slap, pursuant to discussions with Mr. X, is the amazing Paul Walker. He doesn't seem to pick the best movies, but his ass is AMAZING.

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Aww...the 1st pic is Sooo cute! Nvr seen him that was b4. The others are more ruggedly but love the eyes...*drools*
p/s: the butt pic is most prolly a double.
partyguy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Apple goes retro
Via Gizmodo, Todd shows what it would look like if Apple went retro:


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EmilyReynolds26 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Daniel Norell
Today's slap, as suggested by Sam, is Swedish fitness model Daniel Norell. He's a bit more muscle-y than I normally like, but I try to be inclusive here!!

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That's more like it! Wow HOT HOT HOT
Down with the twinks and the ugly boys
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

If your arms won't hang down to the side of your body, you've been hitting the lat machine/barbells/steroids a little too much.

But then again, who am I to criticize? Bring on the beef, I say.
Brandon | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nah, I like 'em a little less beefy. Nick Beyeler was my all-time fave. But inclusiveness is good for the soul.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

dawn your hot hot hot hot my name is oscar if u like to talk to meet write me at ok men you are hot ummmmmmmm!!!!!! good hot sexy bye love you
oscar paz | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Unlimited power?
Well maybe. It looks like a multi-national effort to build the world's largest fusion reactor may get under way this summer. A joint effort of EU, America, Japan, South Korea, China and Russia, the project has been held up because of a fight between Japan and the EU about where to build it. Now it looks like the EU may just start building it. Excellent.

It's certainly a project worth starting, regardless of whose nose is out of joint:
plasma scientists think that fusion — in which two nuclei fuse into a single, bigger nucleus, releasing vast amounts of energy — might be the perfect fuel of the future. It’s clean, efficient and, because it will use isotopes abundant in seawater, promises to be extremely cheap.
Incredibly, even if it's started this summer, it will take 30 years to see if the idea will work. All the more reason to get started now. Quit fighting and do it.

The Simpleton Life
I can't believe I'm admitting this, but I have The Simple Life: Interns on right now. It's only on because I'm waiting for American Idol, but I'm actually paying attention a little bit, which is positively frightening. And what I can't figure out for the life of me is this: What is funny about watching these two sluts, both with the intelligence of a broken Wheat Thin? What is funny about watching them fuck up (on purpose) everything they try? NOBODY is this stupid.

The only thing that can explain its continued (unwanted) presence in the ether above our heads is the even more appalling stupidity of the straight men that watch it regularly.

Late slap
Oh, and the late slap this morning is Daniel's fault. The Doors is a surprisingly addictive game.

I'm still stuck on the last puzzle. Grrrr. Whew! Finished!

Ah, snow!
Some are complaining about snow these days, but John, you'll be happy to know that it's set to snow here too. Perhaps - if you believe the weather clowns - as much as 12 inches in the next couple of days!

Of course, it'll just make mud season worse. Ugh.


you know what they say about snow in Colorado -- it's like sex with a man. You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Stuart Townsend
Today's slap is Stuart Townsend, better known as Charlize Theron's boy toy. He looked incredible in Queen of the Damned and had a nice guest appearance on Will & Grace.

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Charlize can have him
Euuuu! Bring back Jeff Wilson :)

Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Thomas Rupprath
Today's slap, at the very good suggestion of Don, is German swimming hottie Thomas Rupprath.

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oscar paz | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Patrick Warburton
Today's slap is the anti-twink. Patrick Warburton has been in many things over the years, but is most famous for playing David Puddy on Seinfeld. I can't tell you how hot my husband thinks he is...

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I think he's one of the sexiest men ever! Big and delicious!

There's a movie out from 2003 called "The Civilization Of Maxwell Bright" that features some full-frontal nudity from Patrick Warburton. Also, he runs naked through an airport in the film "Big Trouble" but that is a rear-only shot.
Mattress | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is a HOT hairy bear of a man!!!
JoeBlow | 2011-05-09 21:51

What a fat pig
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Gareth Gates
Today's slap, as suggested by Don, is Gareth Gates, the original runner-up in Pop Idol (U.K.) to former Slap Will Young. Talk about twink-tastic!!

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Terri Schiavo
The games that are being played with Terri Schiavo this weekend absolutely disgust me. I won't cover all the nonsense; it's been covered more than adequately elsewhere, but I do want to say a few things.

Fundamentally, I agree with RightRainbow on this case. As disturbing as it is, I think we as a society have to respect a person's right to refuse treatment, including the minimal treatment of a feeding tube.

I guess we could argue back and forth about whether or not this is what she really wanted - much of the conservative shrieking I've heard focuses on how "suspicious" the husband is. And it seems a reasonable question to ask if there has been sufficient finding of fact in this case - since Terri left no written instructions, we better be damn sure. But assume, for a moment, that she really did say that she would not want to be kept alive - even if it was just a feeding tube. Then I think the state has an obligation to order the removal of that tube; since she can't prevent some otherwise well-meaning person from feeding her, the state has to prevent them from doing it for her.

The really disturbing part of this case - to me - is the fact that this amounts to starving Terri to death. If, however, she really did request such, how can we not respect her wishes? Would I, in a similar "persisten vegetative state" want to be starved to death? Certainly not. But neither would I want to live another 30 or 40 years with no hope of recovery. Forced to choose, I'll choose the starvation.

And I'm not sure assisted suicide laws help here either. Setting aside for a moment that no place but Oregon even has laws that allow for assisted suicide, could we really apply them in a case like this? It's one thing to allow someone who's completely coherent to take her own life. It's another matter entirely to do it for her - even if she had left written instructions requesting it. Which leaves us in the same place: If she requested it, the only way to honor her request is to remove her feeding tube and let her starve to death.

The Republicans in Congress are playing their games, issuing subpoenas and crafting laws, in a last ditch effort to keep Terri alive. Their current foolishness seems to boil down to this: They are trying to write a law that would allow a federal court to review such cases and make sure the state courts adequately protected the person's rights. Fine. I could live with that. But where would that leave us when the federal court determined that the state courts were right? It was clear, listening to the likes of Tom Delay and James Sensenbrenner on Michael Reagan last night, that the only "right" decision is to keep Terri alive - no matter what she did or did not want. And any judge that found, after hearing all the evidence, that she really would want a feeding tube removed, would be guilty of "judicial tyrrany" and "court-ordered murder".

Make no mistake, if the Republicans succeed today, they'll be back here in a few years when the federal courts don't decide the "right" way.

As depressing as this case is, it brings up something that we all can take from it: Regardless of what they are, you should write your own wishes down. And make sure that your spouse and parents - at a minimum - know what they are. A good resource for recording your wishes is The U.S. Living Will Registry.

UPDATE: Who is surprised by this? Whatever your position on the Schiavo case, I don't see how any thinking person can see what the Republicans are doing as anything buy cynical.

UPDATE 2: Some (among others) have pointed out that it's a big leap to rely on hearsay as to removing Terri's feeding tube. It's one thing to rely on her written wishes, but is it sufficient to have her husband say "this is what she meant"?

Meanwhile Andy reports that Terri's parents have said that even if they believed she had asked for this they would not grant her wishes. It may be reasonable to suspect the motives of the husband, but I think the motives of the parents are equally suspect - especially considering they have teamed up with infamous pro-lifer Randall Terry.

Once again, all the more reason to make sure your wishes are written down.

How does taking away from the husband the right to articulate the cares, dreams, ambitions, instructions, desires of his spouse help with the "defense of marriage?"

Or does that only apply when Congress wants to act against gay persons?

This hypocrisy is so "un-subtle" to be disturbing beyond belief. It is crude and cruel. I don't know what Ms. Schiavo wanted but I believe that I would trust her (no reason to believe to the contrary) loving spouse. Who better to trust than that person who was anointed through the sacrament/law of marriage. Isn't that what we have been taught by the Republicans for the past 2 years. Why is it not so here? If the answer is her parents and not her spouse, then there is no marriage to defend. If the answer is Congress and not the husband, then there is no marriage to defend.

Frank | 2011-05-09 21:51

Check out the New York Times Sunday (March 20th) edition for an interesting medical view on "starving" to death when in such a state as Terry Schiavo. It's not so ghastly as one might imagine.
Peter | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Chad Allen
Today's slap is scandalously-outed homo Chad Allen. You'll remember that Chad was outed when pictures of him in a lip lock with another guy showed up in The National Enquirer (pictures after the link). The scandal caused no small amount of controversey at CBS, because of the wholesome image the network was aiming for with Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, in which he was one of the lead characters.

Recently he's been in Vancouver filming Third Man Out, an "exciting detective series based on popular books written by Richard Stevenson". Produced by here! the nation’s first gay and lesbian premium television network, the series is currently scheduled to air in the summer of 2005.

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anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Why the pic of Chad in a fedora for the Slap? Will he never escape the shadow of Dr. Quinn?

That aside, looks like Chad's alls growed up. Wonder what play had him shirtless? Can I still get tickets?

Love the Globe Magazine photos and captions. Scandal!
Brandon | 2011-05-09 21:51

hey baby hope u like to talk to me email me ok at i really like ur web and hope u like me bye
oscar paz | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Matthew Fox
In a continuing effort to balance the Slaps - and honestly, to finish getting the taste of over-the-top twinkishness out of my mouth (I wish...) - I give you an update on Matthew Fox (previously slapped here), who can be seen every Wednesday at 8pm Eastern on ABC in Lost - check your local listings.

Matthew used to be a fairly twinkish fellow himself, but he's become quite the hairy beast of late. And looking really hot while doing it.

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Oops, I checked his previous slap and he did have nicer eyes. How does one do that? lol. Perhaps he's always half-closing his eyes now.(to act cool, ???)
wonder how that body's grown. *grin*
partyguy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Where's the shirtless pics of this hot man? anyone got any?
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

I have been in love with Matt since P of 5. Sexy sexy sexy. There have to be shirtless pics of him somewhere, he had his shirt off now and then on P of 5.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

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As seen on Drudge

It seems to be catching on...

Slap! - Ryan Girdler
A big Bent smooch goes out to Toby for today's slap. He pulled my butt out of the fire by submitting Ryan Girdler, recently retired from the Penrith Panthers. I desperately needed to find someone to offset the over-the-top twinkishness of yesterday's slap -- and I was too tweaked by some rather nasty Mexican food last night and couldn't post before bed, so I put it off. And this morning, rather than having to chase down a bunch of pictures, Toby had deposited a link to Ryan right in my e-mail. Thanks! So with no further ado:

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more skin pls! =p
partyguy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ryan Girdler is sooooooooooooo hot. Why did he retire? He's the BEST player ever...
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Anthony Fedorov
Today's slap is American Idol finalist, Anthony Fedorov. He did an OK job last night, but the judges really laid into him - so I thought being slapped would cheer him up.

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Uh, where do I start? Could anything be more emasculating than librarian glasses? All he needs are the dainty chain attached to the glasses around his neck. Oh, and his hair in a bun.

And is he wearing lipstick? I shouldn't have to wonder. Plus, the tracheotomy dimple in his neck really freaks me out.

You lost me on this one.
Brandon | 2011-05-09 21:51

Almost the ugliest living thing Ive ever seen
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51


Nope. I don't get it.

Good try though.
Jon | 2011-05-09 21:51

This one needs to stop plucking the shit out of his eyebrows, and spend about a year in the gym. At least he's not as fugly as the dork-tastic Clay Aiken.
Brian | 2011-05-09 21:51

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American Idol
I admit it - American Idol is one of the guilty pleasures in our house. Ever since we caught only the last couple of episodes from the first season, we've been dedicated fans. And some days I think my husband wants to marry Fantasia Barrino. And you'll realize the depth of our obsession in just a moment.

So we watched the final 12 from this season (#4) tonight - and frankly, it sucked. There wasn't a single performance that I thought was outstanding. Some were tolerable, but in most cases only barely. I have to confess that although I don't really care for him, Bo Bice is pretty good. But does he really fit the whole American Idol gestalt? I mean isn't this really about "popcorn and cotton candy" music? Or, at the very least, not about music like Kiss.

So, having watched so many bad performances, curiosity got the better of us, and we dug into our archive to watch the final 12 from last year (I told you it's an obsession). From the first performance to the last, they were across the board better. Latoya London was first off - you remember that she was voted off by the morons around this country WAY too early last year. Latoya's performace was far superior to anything we've seen this year. There are some performers who show potential in my mind (and I'm very disappointed that Mario Vasquez left), but I don't think it's nearly as strong a group as last year.

We'll keep watching, I'm sure, I'm just hoping that someone can step up to the plate and bring us some great performances. I'm looking to Nadia Turner, specifically - she seems to have the most promise as far as I'm concerned. I want to see Anthony Fedorov go a long way also - guess why?

UPDATE: GayOrbit has the "Top Ten Reasons I Left American Idol" as presented on David Letterman by Mario Vasquez.

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RamonaPacheco20 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Mwa ha ha!!!
(Is that how you spell that?) Anyway, via Toby, via Tim Blair comes news that bloggers - more specifically, right-wing bloggers - are the power behind the scenes in news today. According to Bob Fertick, of
"The way we perceive it," he said, "is that right-wing bloggers are able to invent stories, get them out on Drudge, get them on Rush Limbaugh, get them on Fox, and pretty soon that spills over into the mainstream media. We, the progressives, we don't have that kind of network to work with."
I'm trying to think of some story I can make up about Bob - other than the obvious remark about that outfit he's wearing in the NYTimes photo - but my margarita-addled brain isn't on yet this morning.

Slap! - Simon Taylor
Today's slap is more rugby deliciousness, via Toby, with a few pictures snatched from tottyland. Simon Taylor plays for Edinburgh. And good lord, he's huge!! 6'4", 231 lb?? Wow.

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wow,large guy. doesnt really show his height tho.
partyguy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Dog blogging

Slap! - Anton Antipov
Way back when, Sam suggested today's slap -- model Anton Antipov. That's quite a six-pack on him. Sam's come up with some good ones - you can look forward to a few more from him that I need to get up soon.

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Slapdate! - Chris Paterson
Toby came through and found a nice shirtless pic of recent slap Chris Paterson. Nice one! Enjoy:

Where did u find this pic?! Chris is HOT!!!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Raphael Poulain
At Toby's suggestion, today's Slap is Stade Francais winger Raphael Poulain. I've got a nice collection of pics of the Stade men - I think I'm gonna make a point of getting them up.

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You can see a video of Raphael in the nude from the making of the 2004 Dieux du Stade calendar at:

Just go to the link and select video number 190.

He's adorable!

RobinDC | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Raphael has the arse of an angel!
raymond chalmers | 2011-05-09 21:51

New layout
The spotty performance of The Truth Laid Bear prompted the most recent change in the layout - by putting it on the right, most of the page can render before it gets stuck on TTLB. We'll see if anything else needs to be banished to the right side.

Slap! - Chris Paterson
Ages ago Toby suggested Scottish Rugger Chris Paterson as being slap-worthy. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find any decent skin shots of him - so I had to give up and slap him anyway. Anyone have any good pics of Chris, preferably along the lines of the Stade calendars.

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Slap! - Daniel MacPherson
Today's slap is another Aussie actor, Daniel MacPherson.

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he sure is purty.
jonathan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sweet lord.

You have restored my faith in the Daily Slap.
Brandon | 2011-05-09 21:51

Via Drew comes this fantastic picture:

This frosting isn't quite sweet enough...
Well, I can sympathize. Peanut butter?? YUCK.

Via Andy.

Please stay two steps back
I'm a Hunky Faggot!

I'm a Hunky Faggot! Oh hello. I am completely gorgeous. You may touch me for a nominal fee, although I’d prefer that you were at least as hot as I am. I was genetically engineered for pleasure. Mine.

What kind of Faggot are you?
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I took 1 st loans when I was very young and that helped my family very much. But, I need the short term loan once more time.
EverettBEATRIZ23 | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - The guys of March Madness
Today's slap goes out to all the hotties playing in one of my favorite sports - men's college basketball. I mean, what could be better than watching a bunch of twinks run around in shorts getting all sweaty? OK - I guess they could be on the swim team.

We'll kick it off with a very sexy Gregg Guenther, Jr., from USC:

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Initially, I was **snore**, boring straight boys in uniforms, but you found some hot boys and even a few provocative poses. Props to you.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Jesse Spencer
Today's slap is Jesse Spencer, an Aussie actor - formerly in Neighbours -- and lately in House, M.D., the inspiration for this post.

The episode of House that I caught was the one where Kevin Zegers looked so damn sexy. Jesse's character looked great, but he's a bit of a dolt. That's OK, I may still end up watching a fairly stupid show because Jesse is so cute. That shaggy hair wears me out.

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Thanks to Celeb Heaven for lots of these pics!

Ew. I feel like I just stayed overnight at Neverland.

Twinks are okay for some, but any boy with lips prettier than Julia Roberts just isn't worth the Daily Slap in my book.
Brandon | 2011-05-09 21:51

Twink? I think not! Maybe 10 years ago, but he has really grown up, as anyone who watches "House" knows for sure. He's one hot, fine looking man!
Danny | 2011-05-09 21:51

New comment display
I changed the comment display code today. See what you think - now you don't have to go to a new page to display the extra comments on a post - they just show in place. You still have to go to a new page to post a comment (via the "Speak" link) though.

Slap! - Matt Keeslar
Today's slap is the incomparable Matt Keeslar, who looked totally flawless in SciFi's Dune mini-series. His smooching scene is from Splendor - I think there are pics from a shower scene with Johnathon Schaech, but I can't lay my hands on them right now.

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Hairy chest or not, this guy always gets me going.
Jon | 2011-05-09 21:51

Damn! What a great way to start my day. Another of those great for both worlds - I can't decide if I like the hairy chest better or not. Guess I better try him out and see. I do know I am in love with that ass.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

love his hairy chest
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Tyler Wood
Today's slap is Canadian model twink Tyler Wood. Is he the same Tyler Wood as found in the adultFilmDatabase? I dunno - but a guy can dream.

Other than his (possible) listing in AFDB, I couldn't find anything about him except these pics (from Dreamcaps). Anyone know anything?

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hey real funny cause I was just surfing through things and thought to check up onmy sis' ex boyfriend, and here he is!!! you are actually looking for Tyler Wood and he once lived in Canada. He and my sister dated for a long time. Real sweet guy. Sorry to say though he is 100% straight
Therese | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hi, my name is Rob
and I'm a surf-aholic.

It's 3 in the damn morning and here I am surfing. My internet connection was down most of the day and I started twitching, so I'm getting my fix in now. WTF is wrong with me?

There used to be a time when brides bridesmaid dresseschose
qingimiss | 2011-05-09 21:51

There used to be a time when brides bridesmaid dresseschose
qingimiss | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Josh Wald
This is the "Can't we all just get along" episode of The Daily Slap. After all, you say "beefy hunk", I say "hairy ape". You say "hairless things that need to stand in two places at the same time in order to cast a shadow", I say "turbo hottie". So how about a hairy guy that needs to stand in two places to cast a shadow?

I give you Josh Wald, model and pro-skateboarder. He was in a spring fashion photo spread in Out Magazine recently.

I can already hear at least one objection from a certain reader about groomed chest hair. Feh. Josh is hot!

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anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I have to agree with John - Josh is so damn hot au naturel. Love to run my tongue over that hairy chest and follow his trail and see where it leads me. Not usually into tats, but Josh wears them well. Beautiful eyes also - finally noticed them. Great Slap.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

Josh Wald has got to be the hottest man alive! This god amongst men is my current screensaver and desktop, and every day is a bit easier looking at him! I agree with Saturn, how can a guy NOT be gay after looking at these pics!
Lionel | 2011-05-09 21:51

You gotta be the hottest man alive on earth!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Gary Lucy
Today's slap - UK actor Gary Lucy - comes courtesy of Don. Gary was in Hollyoaks for a while and then moved on to Footballers' Wives.

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Sounds about right
Via Toby:

Slap! - Matt Rogers
Today's slap is last year's "hunky husky" American Idol finalist, Matt Rogers. Matt is here today for two reasons:

1) I'm trying to broaden the slap appeal by including beefier guys (I know at least a couple of readers who will approve)

2) It's my husband's birthday - and I decided to give him a treat

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Spike | 2011-05-09 21:51

He didn't survive
I watched Survivor: Palau for the first time tonight. And I just have to say how hot Jeff really is. Even hotter on TV. Unfortunately, he was voted off tonight. I only caught 1/2 of the episode, but it appeared to be something related to his sissy ankle injury or something.

And Bobby Jon is quite hot, but that's one hell of an accent he's sporting.

Slap of the Month!
Wow. I didn't expect the voting to be so lopsided. Nick won the vote for Slap of the Month by more than a 2-1 margin, including the e-mail votes. And that includes all of my illegal vote stuffing and two highly suspect votes (one mine) for someone who wasn't even slapped in February.

So it seems like the crew around here prefers some fur? Even considering John's comment about chest hair trimming, which has never bugged me - I think it's kinda hot. Anyway, let's have suggestions - I kinda have a one track mind when it comes to these things (no, really??), so I need help.

alright! Nick was definitly the best this month....and any other month .There are some new hot pics of him on the tottyland site :-)
mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

You guys are goofy...Jeff Wilson is SOOOO much hotter...its not even a contest
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is so damn cute ; ) we want more of those!
martin | 2011-05-09 21:51

This is my dream man.
Bryan | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Christopher Meloni
Today's slap, at the request of Brandon, is Christopher Meloni. Honestly, I know almost nothing about this guy - his face looks familiar, but that's about it - mainly because I have never watched Oz (Luke Perry naked notwithstanding) or Law & Order: SVU. I also have no idea what the smooch I posted is all about - but wouldn't mind hearing.

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hot!!! hard to belive he played freakshow on "harold and kumar go to white castle"
Roxanna | 2011-05-09 21:51

wal | 2011-05-09 21:51

There are tons of naked pics of him from Oz. I expect better than PG-13 pics from bentblog. Rob - you're slacking on us.
jonathan | 2011-05-09 21:51

ren | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Ben Curtis
Today's slap is the "Dude You're Gettin a Dell" dude - Ben Curtis. Lately he's in an off-Broadway production called Joy:
a play about eight twenty-something straight people swapping partners and trying to find love, or at the very least happiness

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WOW! I had never really paid much attention to him before. I did cream in my pants. He is very sexy. Love the one of him grabbing the guy by the hair - the thoughts running through my head - any more skin on him?
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Brandon Hancock
Today's slap was suggested by Sam, although I'm sure BoiFromTroy is fully on board. Brandon Hancock is a very hot USC Trojan. He's a bit more muscle-y than I usually go for, but in this case I'll make an exception...

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Hey Jesse Goff - did you ever figure out/notice that he has a 3.91 GPA?
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow that Boy is hott, I'd love to play tackle football with him and my brother, I'd love The way his daddy jucied him up, I'd love to rub my penis on his caveman face
Jesse Goff | 2011-05-09 21:51

"me cotimplate logical thought, MASTER ENGLISH LANGUAGE", "walk up right, greasy wavy hair for style, "CAVEMAN" I love little boys also
Jesse Goff | 2011-05-09 21:51

Brandon hancock!! Why didn't somebody tell me about the sweet beef they grown in California. This stud would be my boy toy from troy!!
richie | 2011-05-09 21:51

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