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Last minute submissions
OK, I'm not sure if this counts as unethical vote tampering or not, but Sam sent along a few new pics of Jeff Wilson (and one of Ibrehem) and I figured I should post them for your consideration. I can't believe I haven't watched a single episode of this show yet. Could Jeff look any fucking hotter???? Those boxer briefs are wearing me out.













Comments
jeff really is hot. pity his stupid ankle got twisted. now he's out of the show... :-( but still, there are lots of other hotties like bobby jon, gregg, ibrehem, and ian (although he's not really very macho, he is kinda cute.ü)
iaia | 2011-05-09 21:51

Holy! I haven't been watching, either, but Hott Damn! I'll be watching now for sure.
Hector | 2011-05-09 21:51

YUM!!!
jonathan | 2011-05-09 21:51

Into the belly of the beast...
This week, you may remember, is Telluride Gay Ski Week. There was some controversey a couple of months back, so I was fairly interested to get here and see if there really was any kerfuffle to watch.

Well, I'm happy to report that it has been entirely uneventful so far. There were rumors of a dispatch from the bigot brigade heading up here from nearby (and very conservative) Montrose, CO. Apparently, they sent some people last year for some sort of protest, but only a very few people even saw them. And no sign of them yet this year.

As far as the locals go, they couldn't be nicer. The Gay Ski Week crowd is very small - somewhere in the neighborhood of 200 people, I've heard - but the employees of the places we've been so far have been going out of their way to make us feel welcome. (I guess they know we're gay because of my husband... ) The Oscar-watching party last night was organized by the GSW people, but there were lots of breeders there too. From my perspective the party wasn't that great (especially not for $30), but that was mostly a function of the venue.

There are more parties and events coming up - I'll post if anything interesting happens. But right now, I'm off for my massage.

Voting time!
OK, this month we're going to have a very unofficial vote for Slap of the Month. Mainly because I'm too lazy to go find a voting site right now. So - we have to do this the old fashioned way (!). Just leave a comment for your favorite.

I'll start:

I'm going with Ryan Carnes:



or Nick Beyeler:



or Jeff Wilson



or Jamie Bamber:



OK, Jamie was in January - but I just couldn't help myself.


Comments
Jeff Wilson man not even close
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

Gotta go with Ryan. He's cute and has a sexy, toned bod. He is just so hot!
Giovanni | 2011-05-09 21:51

Ryan makes me tingle in certain places!! It's gotta be him.
Paul | 2011-05-09 21:51

please...nick beyeler all the way
checl out his video too :-)
mark | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Brandon Routh
Today's slap is Superman - Brandon Routh. I posted about him before, but couldn't find many decent pics. I've got a few more, but none knock me out - at least I found some skin, though.



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Update: Courtesy of Eric, I found a great new pic of Brandon on Pink. YUM.


Slap! - Jake Gyllenhaal
Today's slap is Jake Gyllenhaal, Heath Ledger's boyfriend co-star in Brokeback Mountain. God, this guy is so fucking hot I can't stand it. But I still don't think he's gonna make Slap of the Month - too many good contenders already. Someone finds me some naked pics, we'll talk.



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P.S. I can't believe how many pics of Jake I had on my drive. If you didn't know me you'd think I was obsessed.


Comments
Wow. I've become a big Jake fan since discovering Donny Darko. When his spread came out in Entertainment Weekly (and thanks for including those), I thought he had to be one of the hottest things going in Hollywood. Can't wait to see BBM.
Brandon | 2011-05-09 21:51

Where are More?
likykluyky | Web site | 2012-05-22 08:00


Slap! - Heath Ledger
Today's slap is Heath Ledger, soon to be seen in the upcoming gay cowboy love story Brokeback Mountain with Jake Gyllenhaal. At least one rumor I came across while looking for naked pictures researching for this post said that the naked pictures you'll see after the click are from BBM. I have no idea if that's true or not.

And it looks like Jake needs a fresh slap - I don't have any skin of him posted at all!!



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Comments
Let's hope that Heath Ledger is a grower not a shower!
Tom | 2011-05-09 21:51

Perfection
smc | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Nicholas Gonzalez
In order to keep faithful reader David from exploding, today's slap is Nicholas Gonzalez. Apparently he's been playing the gardner on more than one episode of The O.C. - I guess it's gardner season here, huh? I just hope I can find similarly hot gardners to landscape the houses I'm building... If you know any, send them my way - I'll pay extra for looking like Nicholas or like this or this.



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Comments
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I did explode when I opened the pics. He is gorgeous! I have to fire my gardener now and get me a hot Latin hunk to take care of me - I mean my garden.
Thanks again!
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love your bbody and your cock show me one whenn you are hard and when your cumming! plz.
Courtney Mayes | 2011-05-09 21:51

Perfect!

Came instantly!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Appreciate the slap of Nicholas. Unfortunately I exploded anyways. Damn this guy has it all. He is gorgeous. I am going to have to hire a new gardener - mine just isn't cutting it.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51


TiPod?
John, at Beaverhausen shares some techno-porn fantasy.

Slap! - Casper Van Dien
Today's slap is Casper Van Dien. Toby sent along a nice collection of Casper pics -- I was reminded of his incredibly hot fuckingable ass and here he is.

You'll remember Casper's ass from the shower scene in Starship Troopers and from Modern Vampires.



And who knew he actually had hair on his chest??

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Slapdate! - Ryan Carnes
Via Bill at tottyland comes a new pic of Ryan Carnes - naked. Here.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Tasty.


Comments
Oh, Ryan! Terrific screen caps. :)
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

A little dose of karma
Apologies (OK, not really...) to all you smokers who flick your cigarettes out the window of your car. But this is too fucking funny.

Slap! - James Denton
While we're on the topic, let's have another slap from the ladies of Wisteria Lane. James (or is it Jamie?) Denton plays Susan Mayer(Teri Hatcher)'s suspicious acting - but really smoking hot - sort-of-maybe-boyfriend.



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"Sir, step away from the vibrator and put your hands in the air"
The Supreme Court has declined to review Alabama's ban on sex toys. The case in question involved a store owner convicted of selling the toys. I've heard of the Alabama law, but I don't know if it restricts only the selling of sex toys, or their possession too. Regardless, the Supreme Court didn't see fit to review the appeals court's slippery slope reasoning:
On the other hand, if we today craft a new fundamental right by which to invalidate the law, we would be bound to give that right full force and effect in all future cases including, for example, those involving adult incest, prostitution, obscenity, and the like.
I'm so glad that I live in a nice progressive state with progressive representatives like Marilyn Musgrave and Wayne Allard.

Slap! - Ryan Carnes
Today's slap is the absolutely stunning Ryan Carnes, seen this past Sunday sucking face with Andrew, Bree's son on Desperate Housewives. Oh to be in that pool...



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Ryan is currently leading the pack for my vote for February's Slap of the Month.


Comments
Ryan is my pick of the month maybe even the year....
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

A new Brad Pitt?
ricco | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is simply extraordinary!!!!!!!!!!!!
the slap of the month must be RYAN CARNES!!!!!!!!!!
KRYSALIS | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hotter than hot....keep this one. One of the hottest straight men out there.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Republicans
From The Political Vine comes this bit on Republicans. Georgia Republicans in this case, but I think the first couple of paragraphs apply to most of the ones in Washington - especially those in the White House.
Let's stop confusing the public with terminology in this state. The "Republicans" running the state legislature are not "conservatives" in any way, shape or form. They more resemble elitists with a definite religious tint.

"Conservatives" are a group of people who not only believe in less intrusive government and more personal responsibility, but actually work to achieve these goals in their every action. Frankly, we've seen NOTHING in the current legislature that reflects one iota of those goals.

Slap! - Daniel Newman
Today's slap is Daniel Newman, British actor who's been in Endgame, Absolutely Fabulous, and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

The reason he's here today, however, is Endgame. I watched most of the movie yesterday, and Daniel is absolutely stunning (looking) in it. He doesn't seem to be much of an actor, but that could definitely be the material - it was scorchingly bad. About a rent boy and his life with - and escape from - his gangster boyfriend, the movie was rather disturbing. As one writer on IMDB said so well:
What we actually have is a hammy, badly written, underdeveloped film which neither thrills, excites or convinces on any level.
Nevertheless, there is the eye candy:



More of Daniel Newman

Note: According to those "in the know", if you want to see the full-frontal scenes on DVD, they're only on the fullscreen version. Go figure.


Paul Krugman's latest nonsense
I was going to leave Paul Krugman's latest nonsense alone, but I'm stupid and left the window open in my browser - and every time I see it my blood boils. So I can't leave it alone any more.

His mission this time is to discredit Alan Greenspan, because he dared to say that privatization of Social Security is a "good thing". He accuses Greenspan of using a "three-card-monte" technique - similar, he says, to the way the Bush Administration deceived us about Iraq - to link the long-run financing of Social Security with private accounts.
But privatization "as a general model," he [Greenspan] said, "has in it the seeds of developing full funding by its very nature." Nice metaphor, but what does it mean? Clearly, he was trying to create the impression of links where none exist.
This is nonsense right from the start. Obviously Mr. Krugman is intelligent enough to know what Greenspan means. But just in case, what it looks like he menas is this: If I own my retirement account, I can only take out what I put in. The money is invested and I own it - I can't take from the system any more than I contributed. The same would be true for all other people in the system. That, by definition, is a fully-funded system. In the same way that many companies are switching from defined-benefit plans to defined-contribution plans, the government should do the same. If we need a social safety net, fine, let's call it what it is: welfare. But maybe Krugman is right about this - we shouldn't stop with Bush's half-assed whack at privatization. Let's privatize the whole thing. Is that what he's suggesting?

He goes on:
Mr. Greenspan went on to concede that the opponents of privatization are right to worry about the huge borrowing that Bush-style privatization would entail.
What about the huge borrowing that doing nothing would entail?
Mr. Greenspan, who does know a thing or two about markets, put his finger on the reason why those prospective future benefit cuts wouldn't offset current borrowing in the eyes of investors: "Well, the problem is that you cannot commit future Congresses to stay with that."
He's right there. The only thing you can safely rely on future Congresses to do is spend more money. Period.

He wraps up with this gem:
But Mr. Greenspan is no longer entitled to such deference [from Democrats]. By repeatedly shilling for whatever the Bush administration wants, he has betrayed the trust placed in Fed chairmen, and deserves to be treated as just another partisan hack.
I guess that puts him in good company, Mr. Krugman??


Catastrophe!
My husband cancelled my recording of Jamie Bamber Battlestar Galactica last night. I've gotta get the second ReplayTV installed.

Was it good?? Did I miss any skin dramatic scenes?


Comments
It's known that cash can make people independent. But how to act when someone does not have cash? The one way only is to get the mortgage loans or just short term loan.
Key23Rhoda | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Ibrehem Rahman
Continuing with the Survivor theme, today's slap is Ibrehem Rahman. They have quite the set of hotties this year - I don't remember a season with so much eye candy.



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Government at work
Police in Denver have a "Crime Stoppers" hotline, and urged people to call in recently with information about a series of sexual assaults. But I guess it was ringing too much:
police in the communications center didn't want to be bothered by another ringing phone, so they turned it off

A church with a sense of humor?
David has a report on a church in his area:



Slap! - Bobby Jon Drinkard
Following up on yesterday's slap Jeff Wilson, today's slap is also a Survivor contestant: Bobby Jon Drinkard is a waiter that hails from Troy, AL.



P.S. This is pretty much the dorkiest looking picture I can imagine. I don't know why I included it - maybe I'll take it out.

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7 inches of fun
My husband and I shared 7" of hot and steamy fun this morning.



If more women were like this...
I might be straight:



Well, OK. Probably not.

Slap! - Jeff Wilson
Today's slap is Survivor: Palau participant, Jeff Wilson - a personal trainer from Ventura, CA. Sam hit a homerun with this one - I just wish I could do the same with Jeff:



I haven't watched Survivor since the first season; maybe it's time for a new TV obsession. Set your TiVo's and Replays for 8pm eastern and pacific tonight!!

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Comments
I caught the end of the show last night. Ulong has the sexiest guys. Jeff is right up there with Jamie. He has the greates nipples. Bobby Jon and Ibrehem are very hot also. Love to see the 3 of them skinny dipping. I have a new show to watch now.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

It is great that we can get the home loans moreover, it opens new possibilities.
ANDREA25Gilmore | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is such a hunk.can somebody get a picture of his penis, please:)
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51


It's here!!
Attention all breeders! The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is on stands now!


I remember an "incident" or two with the Swimsuit Issue during college. Ugh. Of course they've been putting a (very) small amount of male eye candy in these of late. Maybe I'll have to check it out.

Don't Panic!
It's just a newly-released trailer for the upcoming movie The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, in theaters April 29, 2005.



Fantastic! This is one of my favorite books ever - and even though the movie is virtually certain to irritate me, I'm not going to miss it.

Slap! - Bradley Cooper
Today's slap is total hottie Bradley Cooper - former star of Alias and currently slurpable in Jack & Bobby.



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Slapdate! - Tommy Rowlands
A big smooch goes out to Sam, who sent along a fresh batch of today's slap, Tommy Rowlands. This is quite a batch of such a hottie. But I do have one question: Does he not know what a cup is?? Not that I'm complaining or anything.



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Comments
Holy Jeebus! Thank that higher power above for Lycra. Dizzam!
Hector | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm sorry but that's just not right.
jonathan | 2011-05-09 21:51

thank GOD for wrestlers
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

holy package! that's a lot of man.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Seen in "The Bubble"
My partner saw this classified ad in The Aspen Times on Sunday:
Single White Chocolate seeks single dark chocolate, to make little milk chocolates...
P.S. "The Bubble" is how one of our friends here describes living in Aspen. Similar to living in Boulder, which was described as "27 square miles surrounded by reality". You get the idea.

Slap! - Tommy Rowlands
Today's slap, courtesy of faithful reader "SlatersLI" is Tommy Rowlands, wrestler for Ohio State. I must say he's an excellent choice! I'd definitely like to be pinned by him!



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BoiFromTroy
seems to have a one track mind.

Slap! - Stewart Downing
Today's slap is English football hotness Stewart Downing. I guess the English use the word totty. Sounds good to me.



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Slap! - Dan Corsi
Today's slap is Euromodel Dan Corsi.



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Slap! - Marlon Brando
Today's slap is a blast from the past, Marlon Brando. He didn't necessarily age well, but he was quite the hottie when he was young.

A couple of my favorite lines from Marlon:
Stella !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse


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Slap! - Matt Cavenaugh
Today's slap, courtesy of Sam, is Matt Cavenaugh, former Broadway star and currently playing Mark Solomon on One Life to Live.



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My day off
I took the day off today. I went skiing with some former co-workers in Vail. We had a lot of fun, even though I had to listen to hours and hours of talk about boobs. (The other 3 are straight.) Overall, the highlight of the day was flirting with the soup dude in the lunchline (shout out to Rick!). The skiing was good too - Vail's had about 12 inches of snow in the last week, so the conditions didn't suck too bad. The back bowls were a bit crusty, but the front was nice and soft.

With all that said, Vail isn't my favorite ski resort. Surprise, huh? This is more or less what I think of Vail.



Slap! - John Haritan
Today's slap, courtesy of faithful reader Will (who gets a slap himself for suggesting him) is John Haritan, quarterback for FIU and Abercrombie model.



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Comments
he's even better in person just wait and see.
Sarah | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yes...this boy is mine...and he is gorgeous and a great person.
Ashley | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm in love.
jonathan | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm in lust....God is he hot!!!
Where can we find more hot pics of John?
Chris | 2011-05-09 21:51


At least they're laying off gay people
Via bilious young fogey (in Australia!) comes news that the Virginia legislature, having solved all of the state's problems, is moving on to other important matters. Like protecting us from "anyone who displays his or her underpants in a 'lewd or indecent manner'".

More linky love
Downtown Lad, another of my favorite daily reads, has a couple of interesting posts today.

First, there's the Texas professor who has set a new low in comparisons of homosexuality. We're not simply as bad as kleptomaniacs any more. No, the good professor compares us to dogs.

Second, he has an excellent recommendation for George Bush as to a replacement for Alan Greenspan. Mr. President, are you listening? Probably not.

Happy New Year!
Today marks the Chinese New Year. And this is the year of the cock (I just like that term better than rooster). I guess it's fitting that I was born in the year of the cock.

Roosters are courageous, hardworking, shrewd, arrogant, reckless, selfish and eccentric. They are thirsty for knowledge, devoted to work and definite in decision-making. They are skilled at what they do and attentive to details. However, they tend to seem boastful to others. Roosters will be happy as a restaurant owner, publicist, soldier or world traveler. The sign promises harmony with Snakes and Ox and trouble with Rabbits.
Anyway, I guess that means that it's gonna be a good year for me??


Today seems to be comic strip day
But I just couldn't pass on this one from Close to Home:



Yup


Slap! - Brian J. White
Today's slap, courtesy of Sam, is Brian J. White, seen recently with Bernic Mac in Mr. 3000. I decided to let him in, even though he attended Dartmouth.



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Comments
Lots of specialists state that mortgage loans help people to live their own way, because they can feel free to buy needed things. Furthermore, banks present secured loan for different persons.
HARTJANIE34 | 2011-05-09 21:51


Holy Hefty Harding, Batman!
Via Andy at Towleroad comes a recent photo of Tonya Harding.



Scary.

The Winter X Games
John has asked that I post about the "pierced meets privileged" phenomenon in Aspen during ESPN's Winter X Games. Alas our condo was rented for the majority of the Games, and I arrived after most of the fun. My husband was thrilled with the rental, however - because a) we made money, and b) the guy who rented the place worked for Jeep and was "really cute" - think this:


One of the more surprising happenings was the 35-foot fall from the chair lift of disabled skier and X Games competitor Kimberly Jones. According to news reports, she was loaded incorrectly on the lift (who, exactly was at fault is still hotly debated here) and was unable to hold on for the entire ride. Amazingly, she was only bruised - not broken - and managed to compete.

Fortunately, the X Games are scheduled to be here through 2007, so I'll have plenty of reports on future competitions. And I will have info on the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival, coming up this weekend. Stay tuned.


Comments
Make your life more simple take the mortgage loans and everything you need.
SadieRHODES | 2011-05-09 21:51

Conversations with God
In my surfing this morning I came across someone recommending Conversations with God, by Neale Donald Walsh. He offered this quotation:
Understand that in order for organized religion to succeed, it has to make people believe they need it. In order for people to put faith in something else, they must first lose faith in themselves. So the first task or organized religion is to make you lose faith in yourself. The second task is to make you see that it has the answers you do not. And the third and most important task is to make you accept its answers without question.
In the book, that's God speaking. I'm intrigued.

Paging Rupert Holmes
A Jordanian couple has a real-life Pina Colada moment.

Slap! - Tom Brady
Today's slap is New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. You knew he'd be slapped eventually, didn't you? Today seems like the ideal day for ... um ... obvious reasons.



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Superbowlads
I admit it. I don't give a rat's ass about football. The only reason I was even mildly interested in this year's Superbowl is Tom Brady. But I watch it every year because the ads are so good. Even though there was a fair amount of self-censorship on the part of advertisers (including Budweiser pulling its Wardrobe Malfunction), I generally enjoyed them. In particular, I liked two:

1) The Ameriquest ad "Surprise Dinner".

2) The Pepsi ad featuring all the chicks and Carson Kressley following a hot guy down the street.

Update: iFilm has all of the ads on its site.

Slap! - Dan Carter
Today's slap is Dan Carter New Zealand rugger and Jockey model. YUM.



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if you like that shot you should go to www.jockeyperformance.co.nz and have a look at the shots on that!!!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is so damn fine....ima get mah hans on you k,lol just give me a call on 0273087711
dee | 2011-05-09 21:51

hes like the ho
test dude ever
dee | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Dennis Manzoni
Today's slap is hot Italian model Dennis Manzoni.



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Comments
so I was actually doing a search for this porn site and I ended up finding your blog because it mention vandalia, so here I am at almost three in the morning looking at your blog with hot guys and confused. I was brought up in Vandalia, ohio and I know there are a lot of vandalia's in the world. But I just wanted to let you know how very weird and odd the world and the internet can be. Thanks for the great images as late as it is and as drunk as I am. Hope you keep it up.

Bryan, in Ohio
bryan | 2011-05-09 21:51

de lujo que prte y personalidad, actualizen las fotos
savera | 2011-05-09 21:51

Dennis Manzoni's GORGEOUS, what have you all got to say about him? He looks great just as he is, nothing more nothing less. muah
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I understand it is bad form to hold his ears, but he's begging for it.
Peter | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Tax official suspended for telling the truth
A tax official in Ohio was suspended for a week for sending out tax forms that do little more than tell the truth. The forms featured lines such as:
If we can tax it, we will
and
Free advice: if you don't have a profit in a five-year period, you might want to consider another line of work.
I dunno - both of them sound right to me. What's the problem??

Slap! - Nick Beyeler
A big slap goes out to Mark for suggesting today's slap, Nick Beyeler, World Aerobics Champion and model from Switzerland.

Boy, they grow those Swiss boys pretty.



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Holy Shit - he is so damn gorgeous! What a way to start my day. I have booked my flight to Switzerland today. He is going to give Jamie Bamber a run for his money.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

DAMN HOT STUD! Love the hair.. all of it! Does excellent job on trimming/ Face is average, but rest of package will keep you wet! Slap of the year!
Anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Following my own investigation, millions of persons on our planet get the loan from well known creditors. Therefore, there's a good possibility to get a small business loan in every country.
AliceLove29 | 2011-05-09 21:51

i would like to see a picture
with out cloth nothing, nothing
covering you. all nude complete
hope i have some response from you
thank you so much Nick
marry | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Randy Johnson
Today's slap, at Kip's request, is Randy Johnson. Honestly, if I'd thought about it, I'd never have expected to be asked to slap The Big Unit. But I'm not sure Kip was aware of what he was requesting. Nevertheless, Randy it is, because it was his pitch that hit a bird. And if you haven't seen it, I highly recommend checking out the video - that's quite a cloud of feathers!!



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Give me more Jaimie Bamber or Brian Joubert. Randy is too scary to start the day or end the day with.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51


New comments
In response to my comment spam incident of the other day, I've changed the comment system a bit. Nothing radical - just a validation code (like you're seeing more and more of). If you notice any problems with it, please drop me an e-mail, but it wasn't much of a change and a quick test worked fine.

Linky love
Have I said how much I enjoy reading A Stitch in Haste? Kip always manages to get my libertarian fur up. Anyway, he has a good rant about the Wall Street Journal Today. As always, a very good read.

Slap! - Michael Llodra
Today's slap is French tennis player Michael Llodra, suggested by faithful reader David. An interesting tidbit about Michael: He killed a bird with one of his shots during the Australian Open this year. Weird.



More of Michael Llodra

Fotogordon also has some very nice pics of young Michael.


Comments
True story... at last week's (April '05) Nasdaq 100 Open in Key Biscayne, Croation tennis player Ivan Ljubicic went to his locker and found it unlatched and his clothes scattered around the floor. When he opened his locker, he found Micael Llodra inside, completely naked. He asked "what the hell are you doing in here?" Michael said he was trying to absorb Ivan's positive energy.
Markipoo | 2011-05-09 21:51


Slap! - Follow up
I'll also take this opportunity to post two new pictures of Slaps from January. First, a lovely pose from Andy Roddick (thanks John):



And a new one of Brian Joubert that I came across recently (Will was stamping his feet about this one too ):




Comments
Who is the stud with Brian? Love to know what they were doing before the camera showed up. Brian's towel looks like it was put back in place in a hurry.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Januaray Slap of the month
Faithful reader Will has requested begged for demanded, by stamping his feet, that I post a Slap of the month, starting with January. So here it is.

This month, it's easy. Jamie Bamber is January's Slap of the month. (Sorry, Andy.) This is nearly by popular acclaim - I've gotten a fair amount of e-mail approving of Jamie's nomination as a Slap in the first place.






Comments
Jamie Bamber is A Hottie just sad I missed the"Shirtless" scenes on BSG T.V series lately He's a real sexy Hot English Man.

xoxoxoxo
xoxoxoox
Nyles Andrews | 2011-05-09 21:51

anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree bro, Jamie is a hot guy. He would be GREAT in Playgirl!!!
Kevin Halverson | 2011-05-09 21:51

He's one of the gorgeous man I've ever seen!
Nicky | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Ah yes, comment spam
I got my first batch of comment spam today. Fun fun. I only got about 150 of them - and because I have direct access to the database it only took about 30 seconds to delete them all. But still, what a fucking hassle - receiving all of the e-mail notifications took a while. Anyway, I guess I'm gonna have to implement some sort of security on comment posting - I've been putting it off, but the day seems to be here.

Slap! - Hayden Christensen
Today's slap is Darth Vader Hayden Christensen. Have I said how much I'm looking forward to Revenge of the Sith? (Scheduled for release on May 19.)



More Hayden Christensen


Comments
oh! my god of course hayden is not gaii!
you are SOO stupid!LOL
i love that guy he is such a PRETTY BOY!if i was gay (never in my life), i would go out w/ him cutiie!!!i love him




whats w/ the yawn?
fernanda-girlie girl | 2011-05-09 21:51

It there any truth to the rumor that he was seen kissing his boyfriend at a gay bar in West Hollywood?
Putney | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow, I'm shocked at the negative comments here. Yawn?? Are you kidding me?? Maybe I'm just strange, but Hayden is the most gorgeous guy I've ever seen. Oh, and I'm tired of the bad actor comments. I concede that Episode 2 was nothing better than mediochre (though he did have one amazingly well-portrayed, emotional scene... after the sand people massacre), but his performance in RoTS was very good, and he was critically acclaimed for his acting in other films (Life as a House, Shattered Glass). Anyway, I just thought SOMEone had to defend poor, ridiculously hot Hayden.
Dashel | 2011-05-09 21:51


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