It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself.
About me: 38 (ish), gay, libertarian. Somewhere. Out there... What the heck is The Daily Slap? E-Mail Me Please note: I love receiving e-mails from anyone, as long as you're not a snotty prick. If you're a snotty prick, feel free to send an e-mail, but plan on being mocked on my site. Thanks! --Rob
There were some very hot guys this month-- including several long-time favorites of mine, like Peter Facinelli, Freddie Prinze Jr., Glenn Ball and Patrick Dempsey. I'm going to have to cast my vote, however, for Peter Facinelli. And remember! This month's winner gets an automatic entry into the Slap of the Year vote! Also, while you're here, if you think there's anyone else who should merit inclusion for Slap of the Year, leave a comment.
Slap! - Jason from Laguna Beach
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John wrote, asking me to slap Jason from Laguna Beach. John has always been a fan of the MTVskinshows, and though you'd think I'd have every episode archived on DVD, I don't. I got into Undressed for a while, but couldn't stick with it - even though it had a great selection of twinks. It looks like Laguna Beach holds the same twink-ish delight, but I've never seen a single episode. I guess I've gotta remedy that.
Way back when, Don said that I needed to keep an eye on UK actor Matthew Marsden. Well, I finally came across some very hot pics of 'ol Matty on Dreamcaps. One thing is sure - Don was absolutely right that I needed to keep an eye out for this one! I'm just glad he made it in time for end of the year voting!!
I've had a thing for today's Slap for AGES. Yes, AGES. And to all of you (including my husband) who chatter about how the guys I like are so young, I offer you one of my very favorites: Patrick Dempsey. I've wanted to slap him for quite some time, but for a guy who so often shows skin (I don't think I've ever seen a movie of his where he didn't take off his shirt) it was difficult finding good skin pics. But folks at Dreamcaps came through with some recent caps of him in his role as Dr. McDreamy in Grey's Anatomy. There are - I think - some full-frontal pics floating around, so if anyone has them, send them along.
I've been in lust with that man for so long. Years ago he made some awful movie with (I think) Lisa Bonet and showed his fine ass. Unforgettible. Now I'm too excited to work!
Brenton over at Aussielicious is hoting Random Acts of Nudity -- encouraging his readers to submit nude pictures of themselves "in what would normally be considered an inappropriate time and place".
You'll remember Mr. X's slap of The Amazing Race Guys. Chester was kind enough to send along some extra pics of one or more of the Linz brothers sans shirt. You can see them here. I don't know which brother(s) the pics show, but wow!
Jim has been after me for a while to Slap actor MattCzuchry. I've been meaning to, but Matt's site was acting bad for a while and then I just forgot - sorry Jim! Anyway, here he is - and I have to agree that he's extremely cute, I just wish he'd take his top off a bit more often.
He was born in 1977, so I guess he's more than legal.
JAC
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Dominique24Hendricks
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2011-05-09 21:51
if he's not 18, 16's legal in Ohio!!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Got a hot body on him! Damn!!
Evan
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2011-05-09 21:51
December 27, 2005
For muffy...
A decapitated Barbie at the shrine on Aspen Highlands...
Continuing our countdown to year-end voting, I offer James Lafferty, from The WB's One Tree Hill. He stars with former Slap-ee and Suck-ee Chad Michael Murray. Other than OTH he doesn't seem to have done much, but I'm hoping he'll be available for more (porn?) projects in the future. And he kinda has a certain Tom Welling vibe, doesn't he? Of course, he's on The WB - aren't all of the guys on there clones anyway?
Here at Bent we're going to celebrate Boxing Day with another hottie. Technically it's not a holiday here (is it? I really don't know. I know Boxing Day isn't a holiday, but people may have today off because XMas was Sunday...) but I'm not working, so I'll celebrate anyway. And I'm betting that you won't want to box this guy up and take him back (even though that may not be where the holiday's name came from...). I suppose I should have Slapped some UK actor in honor of the day, but Matt Cohen walked right into my life and I couldn't turn him away. He's really only been in one show - South of Nowhere - but DAMN he looks good. So I suppose if he's any good at all, we'll be seeing more of him.
ok SO i WAS scrolling down thinking - yeah he's an ok guy typical tv fare and then the last picture (in white) appeared and I was f'in floored - hot hot hot!
Merry Christmas to all! Your Christmas present from Bent is Canadian actor Kevin Zegers. Notably (for the readers of this site, anyway) is his appearance in the currently showing Felicity Huffman movie Transamerica. Oh, and if you don't want any spoilers at all from the movie, don't look at the nice pics of Kevin's ass on the next page.
The incomparable Glenn Ball graces our stage today. I can't find out much else about Glenn, but his site does have a nice selection of pictures that I highly recommend investigating...
I've wanted to Slap David Anders for ages. The only place I've ever seen him is Alias, but he ALWAYS looks good. The only trouble is he never shows any skin. A couple of weeks ago, however, he finally showed a little nipple - however briefly. So thanks to a lovely soul at Dreamcaps I was able to get some caps - and link you to the video. Check it out!
So as bad as Alias is lately, at least he's still good.
Going through my archives I came across the incredible (I'm really running out of adjectives) Portugese model Bruno Rosendo. As far as I can tell, nobody suggested him, he just ended up on my hard drive. Well named device, I'd say.
OMG. Its smooth, Its muscular, Its just...just to much! I want to be his personal massage therapist...One thing wrong. MOVE THE DAM HAND...I'd die if it was at least 6" soft...OMG
Scott
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2011-05-09 21:51
one word .. amazing
Alyssa*justine
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2011-05-09 21:51
Um, boi toi 4 sure...
Franzel
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2011-05-09 21:51
omg i need to have this one he is so nice and tight it looks like he never had sex i will be his first mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i want that ass
matty19
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Am I seeing things or can you all see his penis in the first picture? It's very faint but..... it's there! NICE!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Que homem bom. Que baita gajo tesudo!!!!
do Brasil
Colenda
colenda
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2011-05-09 21:51
Thanks for introducing me to Bruno. More please.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
December 21, 2005
New web cam
Yes boys and girls, I've finally entered the 21st century and gotten a web cam. It's a nice little wireless model from D-Link. Because of my network configuration here, it was kind of a pain to set up, but I think I've got it working -- at least on a once every few minutes basis. Sorry, no streaming video (yet).
So with that said, here's my view:
P.S. Does anyone know of a wireless cam with FTP built in??
very much like the view I have here...just put a brick wall in front of it, surround it with Manhattan, move it to the east coast and get rid of the mountains, same thing!!! you're very lucky!!!!!!
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
OK...now it's time to turn the camera around and slap yourself!
Jim
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2011-05-09 21:51
Couldn´t agree more!
I've been 'reading' your blog daily for some time now, and up till now there's been no sign of you!!
We want some skin this year -- your skin!
Oh, just in case I forget, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! (so cliché, but who can help it?)
Dave wrote to suggest that I Slap today's target -- you may recognize Daniel Cudmore from his one brief shining moment of fame that most gay men will know: He was the absolutely stunning X-Man who helped to rescue the children when the baddies attacked in X2. Shining, of course, because he was kind enough to do it without his shirt. YUM. And the good news is that he's in the upcoming X-Men 3 too. Alas, I agree with Dave about one other thing: I'm not optimistic that he'll spend his entire time on screen sans shirt, but we can all hope, no?
YOu left out the most important part...the boy is 6 foot 8 inches! And he has 2 brothers both over 6-5. Lordy!
FlashStash
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2011-05-09 21:51
VERY NICE...this is a big guy!!! 6'5"??? Just imagine how much room he'd take up tied to my bed?!?!?!? I guess I'd just have to tie him face-down and jump on top!
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
Forget about the six feet, let's talk about the eight inches.
Mae West
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2011-05-09 21:51
It would take an awful lot of leather to suit that boy in an X-Men uniform. Just the thought of it is hot.
John in T.O.
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Damn, he looks like he'd utter the words 'I will crush you!' LoL (should I be worried about the fact I'm excited by that?!' The haircut has to go, thou..
Franzel
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2011-05-09 21:51
And if you play that scene from X2 in slow motion, his muscles do the most incredible things when Wolverine hands him a kid. His shoulders RIPPLE... Truly breathtaking!
Evan
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2011-05-09 21:51
And the shoe-size? ;)
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yes! Who can forget the appearance of this man in X2? What a huge piece of beef!
Today we go across the pond again to see actor Gerard Butler. Watching (the dreadful) Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life I noticed him looking quite sexy. I decided that he was well worth a good Slap. Interestingly, he also played The Phantom in The Phantom of the Opera onscreen. He seems to get very good roles in the movies he's in, but he doesn't seem to be in much. Hmmm. As bad as Lara Croft was, he seemed like a decent actor, so I'll definitely be looking forward to seeing him in scanty ancient dress in the upcoming 300.
I think he's very handsome and looks like a grown man. I love seeing a man who doesn't look like he spends every minute of every day in the gym or getting his body waxed.
Sam
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2011-05-09 21:51
VERY NICE...a real man!!!! please tell me we'll be seeing more of him, alot more!!!
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
I love him, and think he would have been a better choice for the next Bond.
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
dae...that is true, he would have been a great Bond...was he even a candidate?? He would have been a REALLY HOT BOND!!!
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I must be so easy to please...i didn't mind lara croft!!! Though tomb raider was better.
cherbot4000
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2011-05-09 21:51
He has a small role in the Judi Dench movie Mrs. Brown, playing Billy Connolly's brother. They take a naked swim and he's there - briefly - in all his flopping glory as he runs into the water.
Joseph
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2011-05-09 21:51
Didn't anyone see this HOTTIE in Mrs. Brown with Judi Dench??
Running through the surf NAKED?
redranger1870
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2011-05-09 21:51
The last couple pics are the best... otherwise, no thanks.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
The third and sixth pics are nice. Would like to see whats under those trunks in the sixth pic. Nice form I could lick away.
jim
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2011-05-09 21:51
Fucking A! This is the sexiest guy on the face of the planet. He's handsome, his body is perfect, he's gentle, he's smart, he's quiet, and he's SCOTTISH. While you goofs fall all over yourselves about Clark Kent, Gerard and I will be building our house on the Moors and drinking wine out of each other's chalices.
Brad of Montreal
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2011-05-09 21:51
Oh yeah! he's a hot Scot! He's in Timeline too.
Him as Bond is provocative... I could see that!
Evan
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2011-05-09 21:51
What a lovely man ~ GO SCOTLAND!!! ;-p A Bond such as he would have me watching again....
Franzel
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2011-05-09 21:51
Great pic. I like a real man. Nice chest hair too.
Gabe
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2011-05-09 21:51
Was this not the hot daddy who played the Phantom in the Phantom of the Opera? Boy, he sure got me going in that movie.
UPDATE 2: Alex was kind enough to send along a couple of pics of Paul with a great looking beard while playing celebrity poker. I don't normally go for a beard, but Paul looks extra-special-lickably-good with his beard.
Why? ..... why would anyone call these great new pictures?
tim
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2011-05-09 21:51
G R O S S ! ! !
gary
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2011-05-09 21:51
remember him in Clueless? Oy, was he cute!
myackie
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2011-05-09 21:51
I prefer the slimmer Paul in "The Object of My Affection". But the hairy chest rocks!
Bryan
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Omigod, a normal looking human male! I mean, really. Who wants to look at such a thing?!
Princess Superstar
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2011-05-09 21:51
He's the real McCoy.
Whoa, Noah. He's hot, and love that hairy chest.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
David's right. I'll bet he is a lot of fun in bed.
Gene
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2011-05-09 21:51
That is abhorrently disgusting Fat people should die
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
These pics are silly, sure, but I remember thinking that it looked like they were having a ton of fun in the scene they're from in the movie. I think he's adorable. Funny how he's often been cast as a doofus schlub in movies; I think he's hot.
I realized this evening that I hadn't included much fur in the Slaps lately, so I figure I should fix that, huh? Twinks are excellent, but we need some variety! So, with that in mind, I present UK actor Stuart Manning. Stuart, as some of the pictures seem to indicate, is best known for his role as Russell in Hollyoaks. And, of course, thanks to "markgately" over at famousmales for posting such hot pictures - especially the ass shots!
I first noticed actor Justin Baldoni several months ago, when some lovely person on Dreamcaps posted a video clip of him in the WB show Everwood. Walking around brushing his teeth, he looked ABSOLUTELY STUNNING. I don't know why it took me so long, but I finally got around to slapping him - I think he's worth the wait, don't you? Oh, and in addition to Everwood he was featured in Spring Break Shark Attack where he wore nearly nothing the entire time. I didn't see many caps of that, however - sorry.
If you were one of the twelve people (like me) that actually watched the latest season of Amazing Race, you couldn't help but miss the hot pieces of ass that won Tuesday night. The Linz family -- three HOT brothers and one sister -- took the top prize. Unfortunately the boys only showed off their unbelievably hot bodies in one episode during the season, and we were unable to find a picture of it. As a consolation, the other hot boy this season, Brock from the Rogers family, has two amazing shirtless pix floating around. Enjoy them on the next page.
Anyway congratulations to Tommy, Nick, and Alex Linz (and I guess to the sister, too).
Did you check tarflies.com? They have episode screencaps there - including the two episodes (7 and 8) that featured shirtless Nick. They aren't awesome pictures, but they're something.
FS
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2011-05-09 21:51
I was somewhat put off by the idea of a "Family" Race. After seeing the Linzes would compete, though, all my criticisms were put to bed... so to speak.
And all the better they won too.
Tommy was my favourite.
Andrew
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2011-05-09 21:51
December 16, 2005
Speed skater skin
For those of you who like speedskaters, Bill at tottyland has a nice selection. Hell, he always has a nice selection.
As Tom Welling Week draws to a close, we're including some final random hot pictures of him. We would love to have closed out the week with a full frontal nude shot of him, but oh well -- damn him and his morals. Some of you will enjoy his Smallville pic with his dad/fantasy man, John Schneider. Neither, sadly, are shirtless or wrestling.
Anyway, thanks for putting up with our Tom-obsession for the week. We hope we brought some joy to your holiday season.
Richard wrote to suggest today's slap. Apparently, he had some trouble with the e-mail so he had to try several times, so he was very anxious to get Mark Collier included. Mark's most famous for his role as Mike Kasnoff on As the World Turns.
As they said in that immortal classic "Clueless", "Break me off a piece of that!" Freakin' yummy!!! Love the chest hair and crazy about the facial hair.
MM
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2011-05-09 21:51
NICE...love the second shot, the wet pants sitting just above what we really want to see!!!NICE!!!!! I bet he has a sweet ass too!!! Thanks, this slap helped me get through an ugly NYC morning! Butt now I have to try and focus on work for a while, I'll be back!
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
He's the reason I started watching ATWT again. Oh, sweet baby J!
Hector
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2011-05-09 21:51
Wow! I hate soaps but maybe I should watch him! Yum
Mike
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Greg, do you mean the tent in your pants? LOL!
MM
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2011-05-09 21:51
LOLOL....very timely reference Peter!!!
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
Thank you for including this much needed stud among the weekly "Tom shots." Frickin yummilicious.
hoss
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2011-05-09 21:51
Have him washed and brought to my tent.
Greg
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2011-05-09 21:51
Greg...I'll take him before he's washed, have some fun, hose him off and be by your tent around 9:30 - 10:00 the latest. what time should I pick him up in the morning?????
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
Why do these guys shower in their jeans? Even Jake took off his clothes to wash them in the river.
Tom started out as a model -- duh -- for brands like Abercrombie. For Thursday, I thought we would take a look at some of his earlier pictures. It will take some detective work to spot him in some of the group A&F shots (note Ashton Kutcher, former slap victim, here as well).
And in a bit of Tom Trivia -- Did you know he has wears a size 14 shoe? Enough said.
Okay, we understand that you like him, he's cute but can we move on to some other hotties?!!????
Anon Nymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
I'll acknowledge that (thankfully) he's getting better looking as he gets older...but this man just doesn't deserve this much attention.
Will
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2011-05-09 21:51
I think y'all give him less credit than he deserves. He is hot in the hot boy next door kind of way. He is definitely someone I would leave my closet for.
Rus
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2011-05-09 21:51
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I don't know how anyone could complain about a few more pics of Tom. Each day you've given another slap as well, Tom is a BONUS! I hope for every complaint, you give us another day of Tom - I could never get too much. Thanks!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
I wish you nay-sayers would stop whining already. He said Monday there would be a week-long Tom Welling special. Today is Friday, FFS. He has as much right to pick who to Slap! and how often on his own damn site as he does to pick which socks he put on this morning. I'm sure everyone finds some Slap! they don't esp. care for, but it'd be nice if you had the common courtesy not spoil the fun of other visitors with your incessant, insipid bitching.
I don't remember the Supernova movie, I'll have to get to Blockbuster right away!!! He's a sexy beast...I don't remember him on Six Feet Under either??? Good Morning SLAP!!!!
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
what an amazing ass, can i please just touch it... with my hard dick!
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
Tom, Charlie, Peter....sigh! I heart them all...what a nice Thursday gift after a hellacious final exam! Thx! :)
:)
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2011-05-09 21:51
dae...I'll fight you for firsts with his ass...looks sweet and hard!!!
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
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He's a keeper!
bottomguy
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2011-05-09 21:51
Damn, just saw a rerun of "Foxfire", facinelli was totally nude being phtographed by his girl friend and running in the woods... NAKED!
I remember supernova and I didn't know it was he - with the awesome body and incredible smile. I need him naked right now!
Ben Afleck
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2011-05-09 21:51
I have a fascination for Facinelli. He's a hottie. John B
John
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2011-05-09 21:51
I enjoyed the whole season of Fastlane; watching him certainly didn't hurt. (After watching Supernova I felt like I'd wasted 2 hours of my life -- it was just dumb.)
Well it's Wednesday and it's all about Smallville today. Specifically, Tom and Smallville. Is it even legal to look this good on television?!? I also have to share that in doing the research for this massive week-long slap, I've realized this guy has the most incredibly kissable mouth in the world. Has anyone else noticed?
Anyway, here's our boy looking his best from Smallville.
He's nice but not sure about the weeklong fanfare.
hoss
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2011-05-09 21:51
i'm all for a week long fan fare!!! Screw these other guys! Give me Tom! He's damn near perfect!
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
IF YOU PEOPLE DONT LIKE TOM WELLING THEN DONT LOOK AT HIM...SOME OF US DO LIKE LOOKING AT THIS FINE PIECE OF MAN MEAT. Thats all I have to say about that.
gary
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2011-05-09 21:51
dae....I am shocked, I had no idea you were such a superhero fan...I have a mask I'll wear for you, lift up your cape for me!!!!
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....wake me up when this Welling stuff is over.
Will
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2011-05-09 21:51
Tom Welling is quite possibly the most delectable piece of heaven ever to bestow the small screen. MY GOD, I would have him 8 'til Sunday. And then some.
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
Man, there's nothing like a muscular dude with his hands tied behind his back and something painted on his manly chest. Rowf!
Don's been on a roll lately, and today he comes through again - Dutch speed skater Erik Jan Spijkerman is truly an amazing creation. And what is it about speed skaters and nude photos?
his alil skinny but still sexy pic mwah i would still fill his load
matty19
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2011-05-09 21:51
Look at the size of those hands!
Vicente Fox
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2011-05-09 21:51
Excuse me while I put my tongue back in my mouth.
dmark
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2011-05-09 21:51
nice pictures, it shows a comical side of him and a serious side. great but I'd like to see him without the skate, I bet those big hands would wrap around whats underneath.
Day Two of Tom Welling Week and he shows no signs of cooling off. I don't know where these fine pictures of him are from, but we hope you enjoy them as much as we do. Wow, seeing him in his underwear is a treat that words cannot describe. Happy Tuesday!
he is so hot. he just needs to cut his hair. he looks hot with long hair but he looks hotter with short hair or at least comb back his hair.
Rus
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2011-05-09 21:51
Slap! - Ethan from Brat Boy School
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At BoiFromTroy's suggestion, today's Slap is Ethan from Brat Boy School. As Boi notes, Ethan is in a close race for the Best LGBT Blog. So in addition to slapping him, I'm going to second Boi's recommendation that you vote for Ethan. Remember - vote early and often!!
Oh. And I highly recommend that you visit Ethan's site for some much better pics.
Boi wrote to point out that Ethan has some VERY nice pictures in his archives. For example:
foster...I don't know what your computer is showing, but BratBoy/Ethan is far from blah!! Okay the blond hair might be a bit much, but he's a hottie!! Good Luck with the voting Ethan!!!
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
Ethan is adorable.
He's even 10x better looking with his natural hair colour!
Don was good enough to remind me of the hotness of former slap James Marsden. I think James just earned a spot in Slap of the Year voting. So far, the extras are:
I believe it is truly impossible to take a bad picture of this man. You can keep Mr. Welling (please!) and give me a week of Mr. Marsden...smokin' hot!
Will
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2011-05-09 21:51
Definitely gorgeous. Now having both him and Tom Welling...! What a way to celebreate the season, any season.
fareva
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2011-05-09 21:51
tom welling is definitely hotter. dont get me wrong james marsden is hot but tom has better face and body.
Rus
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2011-05-09 21:51
RE:the extras
Yes, they are all hot. However, they are all uninteresting hot... no glint in the eye that makes you think they are more than just pretty boys from mid-america
In the interest of the holidays, your host Rob and I have decided to join forces and give you all a little gift. Tom Welling -- every day, all day for a whole week. That's right -- all Tom, all the time. And in our opinion, no one deserves it more. We've searched the Internet high and low for any and all hot pictures of this guy, only to find there are no "unhot" pictures of him out there. Tom is perfect. Here he is for Day One of Tom Welling Week. 'Twas the night before Christmas, indeed...only this time the mouse isn't the only thing stirring...
To start the week off right, click through for Tom in all his bubble-bathed glory.
See you in a week... (now if you had a week of Matthew McConaughey or Dean Cain I'd stick around)
BenDover
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2011-05-09 21:51
YES!!!! This is gonna be one heck of a week!!! Great choice!
J549
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2011-05-09 21:51
It's interesting that BulgeBlog feels he should make negative comments when he's not added anything to his own site for two months now. If he doesn't care for the wonderful Tom Welling, perhaps he should be providing us with someone else to look at whom he does find interesting, in his "humble" opinion.
fareva
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2011-05-09 21:51
As your mother always told you, BulgeBlog, "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all." Tom Welling is PERFECT!
Robert
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Allelluyah!
Hector
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2011-05-09 21:51
hey guys, don't attack other posts. We can all talk about these guys, good or bad,. There's no rules against it is there? You can't bitch just because people talk honestly. Bulge Blog seems to post a lot of positive stuff too, give him/her a break.
Winding down toward the end of the year, I was surprised to find that I haven't slapped actor Matt Damon - ever. I know his looks won't appeal to everyone, but damn - he has a body that is just fucking amazing. I thought his appearance in The Bourne Identity looked especially good. Of course, who can forget his fabulous role in School Ties? There's a shot out there of Matt's ass from School Ties that I tried to find but was unsuccessful. Has anyone seen it?
And Matt doesn't look to be slowing down any time soon - IMDB lists 4 upcoming movies for him. Nice! Here's hoping that they include lots of skin.
Matt is a hottie, and he's taller in person then I thought he'd be, great smile. I'd like to tie him to my bed for a night, or a month...but I think his new wife would miss him.
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
He is a yummy little piece of Boston Man-meat! I like that he just does his business and leaves it at that instead of another extremely annoying friend of his...!! ;-p Yes, Mr. Affleck, I'm talkin about you!!!!!
Franzel
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2011-05-09 21:51
Awwwwwwww, He's so eatable!!!!! :)
???ff
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2011-05-09 21:51
another one bites the dust...he could have married me!!! I'm more fun than any woman
Today we travel across the pond to Slap UK actor Philip Olivier. Unfortunately, Philip isn't in Footballers Wives where I could see him - he appears to be in one called Pleasureland, which certainly sounds promising. I don't know much more about him, but you can find a nice collection of pics here.
Today's slap, at BeN's suggestion, is Israeli model Michael Louis. I can only thank BeN for having sent along a bunch of pictures of Michael, because they're quite hard to find on the web. Regardless, he also sent along several links that you might like: here and here.
I found many other guys my type on the celebs site... I hope you don't go there looking for fashion tips cuz they aren't wearing much in the clothes department!
Trojan Lover
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2011-05-09 21:51
Hey guys,
I see you like Michael so I'll just keep looking for pics of him and if I'll find some nudes I'll send 'em to Rob.
Until then ENJOY (multiple times I hope.. lol)!!! -BeN
BeN
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2011-05-09 21:51
HIS ASS IS AMAZING!!!! that shot of the tightest shorts over that incredibly tight, rock hard ass...driving me wild. where's bottomguy when I need him???? and then the one of him standing in the fountain....incredible thighs!!! I'd love to see his legs over my shoulders!!!
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
shalom!
myackie
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2011-05-09 21:51
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Oh, nice! Like the ass shot, nice nips, too! And, um, yeah, Matty, nice to let the ignorance shine....ah, ya thinking maybe we should stop bombing the middle east b/c there are some hotties out there?! duh.
Franzel
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2011-05-09 21:51
wow who thought people over there were so damm hot those pics of his hair above his cock are so sexy i will cum about him all day
matty
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2011-05-09 21:51
Those pictures of the hair line above the cock are beautiful. I want to reach in and pull the rest down for the full frontal view
Jim
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2011-05-09 21:51
Thanks for this one. This guy is HOT-HOT-HOT. He gets my vote for Slap of the Month. I know what I want for Christmas, er, Hanukkah! :-)
slap fan
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2011-05-09 21:51
i just can't stop looking at his pictures. I've seen them over and over and over and over and over again. he's so nice to look at.
Rus
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2011-05-09 21:51
shalom!
myackie
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2011-05-09 21:51
I love his bellybutton ..even if it is a bit too high.
John
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2011-05-09 21:51
December 09, 2005
Christmas party!!
I know the X-Mas season has officially started when I go to the first party. I would have been to one earlier, but the drive back from WV was a long one.
Anyway, tonight is the Denver Cycle Sluts annual toy drive drag show. You take an unwrapped toy as your admission fee and enjoy an evening of Christmas carols performed by the most shocking drag queens you've ever seen.
Thanks to Josh over at Dreamcaps, there are some great screen caps of some VERY attractive guys in the January release Annapolis. One of the hotties is former slap James Franco, who just earned a spot in Slap of the Year voting.
DAMN! Who is the hottie with the built bod and the hairy pecs just to the left of the drill sargent? SIGN ME UP to be his bunk-mate!
Steven
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2011-05-09 21:51
I'll weigh in on the one with the nips and abs on the scales; be still my wildly beating .... heart!
fareva
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2011-05-09 21:51
Nice, but ...
Who lit the set? Dracula?
Mark
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2011-05-09 21:51
Who's the hottest?
GayWired.com is having a year end spectacular at The Interactive Top 10 Celebrity List. I just voted and quite honestly, I don't know how they'll weed anyone out - every single guy is amazing. Of course, you'd expect that - it's the 10 most voted-for guys of the year.
Anyway, my votes went to Chris Evans, Ryan Carnes and Jeremy Bloom. WOW.
Super hot Josh Wald is there, too. But they also have that tiresome Jesse Metcalf who looks like he's had breast implants. Desparate Housewives needs to make Carnes a regular and boot Jesse.
Sam
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2011-05-09 21:51
David Rich, Josh Wald (agreed on the super hot), and Rafael Verga for me.
Hector
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2011-05-09 21:51
Chris Evans (my future husband, or at least one night stand), Brent Van Zant, and Frederic Michalak (man those lips and ink drive me crazy)!
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
OK, I try to be polite and respectful in another's blog, but I'm afraid, DAE (above), has chosen to start a beef with me!!! DAE - if that's indeed your REAL name! -I KNOW you ain't movin in on my huuusband, Mr. Evans! I know where you live and I will cut you! Yes, I will cut you! ANd just cause I's married don't mean its your business to be movin in on my luver, Frédéric (yes, he prefers the accents!). He is NOT free! You see that tat on his right heinie?! YEah?! Well that is in memory of that beautiful night we spent in his make-shift locker room in his basement. That's right, he inked his body for me! So don't be tryin to move all up in my house, ya know what i'm saying to you?! Go get ya own slaps!!!! ;-p
It looks like Colorado is gearing up for a DOMA fight of its own. As the article points out, it could be an interesting fight here because both Focus on the Family and Tim Gill call Colorado home.
(Sorry, you'll have to find Focus for yourself...)
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it’s rare. In fact, it’s even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can’t find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It’s not as if you’re going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It’s later than you think. It’s Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That’s the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they’re made with skim milk or whole milk. If it’s skim, pass. Why bother? It’s like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people’s food for free. Lots of it. Hello!
Frank was lovely enough to suggest Greek tenor Mario Frangoulis and to send along a batch of incredible pictures. Unfortunately, events intervened and I didn't get around to him until now, but here he is - looking quite good, I must say...
Bravo! Now if you want more opera hunks, take a gander at Dimitri Hvorostovki or Thomas Hampson. It's great to see a tenor who doesn't look like he's just eaten the lead soprano. This guy is gorgeous and fit as hell.
Today's Slap is one of my all-time favorites, Freddie Prinze Jr.. I've been madly in lust with him for ages - he's just so ... slappable! I don't remember where I saw him first, but I remember being quite agitated that I couldn't find any shirtless pics for the longest time. Fear not, however, I was able to find a nice selection of skin for this post. There's even a nice shot of his ass (I think it's his...) from Summer Catch.
Love the facial hair...god it makes him look even hotter! Love to see a pic of him naked from head to toe w/facial hair...maybe all oiled up...lol
Scott
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2011-05-09 21:51
the last 4 are amazing. that red hoody is great!
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
That's my boy! Viva Puerto Rico! Well, "Viva" for the little Puerto Rican blood he does have, that is. :)
Hector
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2011-05-09 21:51
If you all wanna drool...pick up next weeks copy of TV GUIDE (with Matt Lauer on the cover). There is a dreamy picture of Freddie...unshaved and scruffy....damn he is so FINE.
Doug
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2011-05-09 21:51
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ive got to agree with all u guys, freddie DEFINITELY looks better with the stubble. DAMN!
anonymous
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2011-05-09 21:51
From the red-hoodie picture down... sweet little Freddie is delicious. Must be the stubble.
John in T.O.
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2011-05-09 21:51
Great slap! He's definitely HOT!
Mikey
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2011-05-09 21:51
Smolderin... yet with a boy-next door quality that would make your mom want you to invite him over for Sunday dinner. Me likey!
gm
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2011-05-09 21:51
Never particularly cared for him ~ kinda found him annoying, but I gotta agree, that stubble is really working for him! I'd still slap him around, though!!
Franzel
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2011-05-09 21:51
I'm ovulating! I had to watch his stupid show last night just to see him. Gawd! I want him...
Update: I don't think these pics are of Don. Are they, Don? If so, e-mail me and send me your physical address so I can pay a visit...
Update 2: Since Kevin asked, I haven't been posting any pics of total stud Jamie Bamber because BsG has been off the air. But the second 1/2 of season 2 is starting in January, so we'll have fresh skin from him then, I hope!
VERY NICE Don!!!! Love the tatoo...I bet you have an incredible ass too!!!!! Can we see it some time???
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
This guy is great...but I was just wondering, what's happening with your favorite space jockey, Jamie??? Aren't there anymore sightings of him in a towel or something??? Bring back Jamie Bamber...please.
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
e-mail me too...I am in NYC and its about time I went on a road trip to hottie-ville!!
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
I might have guessed that Kevin would show up here! This guy looks like his type.
bottomguy
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2011-05-09 21:51
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thanks for the update bent.blog, i'll be looking forward to more pics of Jamie, he's a hottie. ...and as for you bottomguy, I'll deal with you in my own special way, and I have some handcuffs!
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yes, it's me, in my dreams :) Really it's Cenk Altan, candidate for the British Boys University Calendar. Model Statistics Name: Cenk Altan DOB: 1984-12-14 University: Manchester Met Course: Fashion Marketing Year: 3 Woef!
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
I'm speechless
Mainly because my face is numb. It's -6 here this morning. The good news is that the forecast is for a balmy 5 by this afternoon. And, no, I do not mean Celsius.
that is cold, a friend of mine lives in Denver...he must be freezing his tight lil' ass off!! maybe you could help him warm up? I am in NYC, I guess we should be expecting that freeze to head our way any day now!
Today, Passions star Galen Gering is the victim of The Daily Slap. He joins former slap Justin Hartley, also of Passions, on the list of incredibly hot soap stars. I guess I really need to free up my afternoons around here.
What a beautiful man, very manly, very muscular, but not over done. The one of him in the towel, wow, would love to see whats under the towel, love to see if suddendly drop...MY blood pressure may increase drastically to certain body parts...oh my!
Scott
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2011-05-09 21:51
I have to agree with Scott...the towel shot is great, and I love for it to drop, maybe in the shower when he's all sudsey, sounds good to me!
kevin
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2011-05-09 21:51
omg I actually fell in love with this guy when 'passions' were on ... he is so sexy and I completely forgot about him... thnx 4 remebering me of him.. now I'll have sth to do with my hands-lol
my vote for december definately
Croati guy
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2011-05-09 21:51
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He certainly is beautiful. If he is an example of "generic" then I may need to find another dictionary, because he seems pretty uncommon. Where did all those teeth come from?
bottomguy
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2011-05-09 21:51
Yumm! Now, how am I supposed to concentrate on anything else the rest of the day?
gm
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2011-05-09 21:51
STOP THE WAXING MADNESS! Clearly, he'd have such a hot, hairy chest!! Look at those arms. For shame, Galen.
In a continuing, albeit sometimes unsuccessful, effort to keep some variety in the selection of skin around here, I present today's slap. Harry Hamlin, frankly, looks damn good for 54. He was most notably (at least to me) in L. A. Law, but I remember him vividly as a gay man in Making Love, and who could forget his barely-clad turn as Perseus in Clash of the Titans?
I tried to mail you for the past two weeks but the server has a runtime error.... Any-who I wanted to ask you what's the ETA on Michael Louis the 18 year old Israeli model I told you about and again if you need anything bout him I'll send you just give me your mail and I'll send it to ya.
Luv, Ben
BeN
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2011-05-09 21:51
always loved Harry. He is so much more hairy these days. YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMm
marvin
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2011-05-09 21:51
Have enjoyed his acting career. Sure would like to see whats under that pouch in picture #4.
Jim
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2011-05-09 21:51
He also appeared in an episode of 'The Nanny', as (I think) Dr. Steve.
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
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OMG! Harry is so attractive! He makes me go weak on my knees each time I c him! He's ALL MAN! Love him!!!! By the way, the first few pix are a NO No for me! I like him in the 3rd last and 2nd last pic! Thanks a lot!
Leaving the FotF piffle to one side, I'm sorry to be cynical, but I doubt if ethics or enlightenment or progressive thinking has all that much to do with this. Companies have woken up to the fact that there's money in (for example) the gay community, and they want some (= as much as possible) of it.
don
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2011-05-09 21:51
Fixed!
Whew! Got the e-mail fixed. It was related to the change of IP address that we went through a few weeks back. Anyway, it's all set now.
Well, I'm finally back in Denver, so slaps and schedules should (more or less) return to normal. Once I dig out from under 35 feet of mail, of course.
So having said that, Mark Ruffalo is the target of today's Slap. Has anyone ever suggested him before? If so, sorry I'm not giving you credit because I don't remember. I saw him this morning in an ad for his new movie, Rumor Has It... along with Kevin Costner who needs a good slap himself (how have I missed him???). So enjoy Mark and look forward to Kevin in the next couple of days.
After many requests and a few bribes (well, offers of bribes that I would have taken had the briber and I lived in the same city...) I'm finally getting around to slapping VJ, actor and porn starSimon Rex. Rumors swirled about a year ago that Simon is gay, but those rumors seem to have stopped - oh well...
Oh, and I didn't post any nude pics of Simon, but I HIGHLY recommned you check out the links above to see the ones that are out there.
Yum I have always been into him... hope you find some nudes :-)
Mike
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2011-05-09 21:51
I tried to mail you for the past two weeks but the server has a runtime error.... Anywho I wanted to ask you whats the ETA on Michael Louis the 18 year old Israeli model I told you about and again if you need anything bout him I'll send you just give me your mail and I'll send it to ya.
Luv, Ben
BeN
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2011-05-09 21:51
i can't see the nudes!!!! Ugh!!!! can't you just post them??? PLEASE!!!
dae
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2011-05-09 21:51
Very nice I used to have a short video of him "relieving" himself made me wish I was there to help him out! it was H-O-T!!!
Hey....Kentucky doesn't all look like that. It is a very beautiful state. I know because I live here. BTW..Love you blog!!
Jerry
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2011-05-09 21:51
Is that Ashland? You haven't seen it until you've driven through at night. All the smokestacks are on fire. It looks like the tenth pit.
KJ
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2011-05-09 21:51
Hey! There are other smells besides those from smoke stacks! Horse manure!! Or what about chewing tobacco spit!! MMMM!! I joke because I love. I live here too.
MM
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2011-05-09 21:51
Time to make the doughuts
Sorry folks, i'm on the road today, so the slap will be late. But I will be posting random pics of the trip if you're interested... :-)
Today we slap former Abercrombie model, occasional actor, and full time plaything for an old tired actress, Ashton Kutcher. I didn't always appreciate Ashton, but his shaggy appearance lately is really looking kinda hot I think. And I really liked his appearance in A Lot Like Love - especially his nice ass. And who knew he had fur on his chest? Not much, but there's a little sprinkle.
I guess I just miss the boat on him -- I don't think he's funny and I've never thought he was even lukewarm, let alone hot.
Nick
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2011-05-09 21:51
Wow...somebody's got to stand up for this gorgeous guy...c'mon, boys...can you really look at those lips and those eyes and that smile and not get (at least a little) wish you could cuddle? Sure, bad actor; sure comes off arrogant; but NOT hot at all??? Perhaps we all need to look at ourselves in the mirror...:)
Well, it's been a tough month - at least on my end - and for the first time I missed a few days of slaps. Nevertheless, there were some exceptional guys this month. Including, I have to say, one of the hottest guys that's ever been slapped. But I still haven't decided who I'm voting for - there are a few that are standouts, even if they're not the "hottest". So vote away!
Mr. X is at it again - Lorenzo Lamas is the target of his affections today. I gotta say, Lorenzo has never done it for me - there's just something too cheesey about him. But hey, he's definitely still worth a slap.
I have had such a crush on this guy since I was a little kid and used to watch him on Falcon Crest on Friday nights. It's time he gets slapped. I go back and forth with liking and hating him these days -- especially after all the other manmeat competition on "Are You Hot?". But there's still something good there with him and his older pictures definitely show it. Although I have found a plethora of shirtless photos of him (and two clothed Playgirl shoots), there don't seem to be any full money shots of him out there, but I guess there's still time for him to do a nude scene...
I so much prefer the hairy version of him (surprise surprise...not). I remember he did a layout in After Dark magazine back when he was a struggling actor...I thought one of the pics was nude....but not certain.
Doug
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2011-05-09 21:51
If you are willing to buy a house, you will have to get the business loans. Furthermore, my mother always takes a small business loan, which seems to be really useful.
BridgetteDavenport
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2011-05-09 21:51
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-- Bob
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-- Ben
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-- Rich
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